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  (36fd) 3193

What would you do if you encountered a drunk Chloe?

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 3194

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 !CalcLbWSVA 3195

Drink with her.

 Anonymous (0f6f) 3196


How does one "nope"?

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 3197

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is dis nigga serious?

 cool i'm not permabanned anymore. (b3a5) 3198

fuck off OP

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 3199

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Yeah OP, fuk ya gooby!

 Anonymous (fa5f) 3200

Most certainly Liquor…get it? nevermind

 Anonymous (0f6f) 3201


Telling someone to masturbate isn't really an insult.


Ehh…the joke works much better orally than in writing form.

 Anonymous (fa5f) 3202

ba dum tssss

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 3203

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hahhaha, really?

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 3204

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hahha really? Gay edge?

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 3205

Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

 Anonymous (5185) 3206

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 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 3207

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 Dr.NoQuints!!2Zuw3UMnvo 3208

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 Anonymous (7d59) 3209

Nothing worse than brainwashed morons who drink like fish but "hate drugs"

I doubt any of you are old enough but when Regan was president and the whole drug war thing was in full swing they had these tv specials about how to evil drugs are meanwhile every other commercial was for beer or liquor…at the time the number 2 killer drug in the us and for sure the biggest problem causing substance of all!

Anyway back in topic - me and my Chloe don't drink…ok fine, ill bit… theoretically i would take her keys away and drive her home.

 Anonymous (c294) 3210

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Mannual or automatic?

 Anonymous (7d59) 3211

You know what man, fuck Letterman. Thats what reminded me of the whole Reagan thing. After making Bill Hicks jump thru some hoops to get on his show, they cancel the appearance at the last minute.

Thinking is not allowed in the USA.

Also, manual…like duh. Get with it.

 Anonymous (c294) 3212

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I Love bill hicks one of the best there was, pitty so few people have heard of the guy.
If I was around chloe drunk I Imagine I would just be myself which equated to be incredibly fucking shy and awkward untill she leaves.
When cbc presenter guy aeked chloe do you want to ask me anything, while she was thinking I was like please for the love of god say something intensely controversial, sadly she failed to deliver wittily or controversial when put on the spot Chloe I am disappoint

 Anonymous (7971) 3213

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>cbc presenter guy

David Letterman.
The show is called 'Late Show with DAVID LETTERMAN'

 cool i'm not permabanned anymore. (b3a5) 3214


o.O what did you want to hear her say?

 cool i'm not permabanned anymore. (b3a5) 3215


whats wrong with getting a girlfriend and learning to drive?

your picture is stupid.

 Anonymous (2266) 3216

I'm not the Bill Hicks poster but I'll explain. In the context of the picture they're milestones of conformity. There's nothing wrong with them outside the picture and it's intended message. But it's OK, we all know you want to be edgy and insulting because that's all you seem capable of.

 cool i'm not permabanned anymore. (b3a5) 3217


Nah i'm a pretty nice guy once you get to know me.

I just think that picture was made by some hippie, faggot, jobless, tin foil hate wearing protesters that don't like/don't fit the awesome norm.

And the government is a pretty cool guy. Protects your ass from osama van binder and doesn't afraid of anything.

 Anonymous (2266) 3218

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Not sure if troll or actual fascist….

 Anonymous (c294) 3219

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If it wasnt for the government we wouldnt need protecting in the first place, the way foward is to live in small segregated communes that keep to themselves and dont overbreed, anything outside of this and stupid hate filled fucks will ineveitably cause some form of world ending catasrphe.
I donr full well know what I expected her too say but as a seemingly rowdy, rambunctious and charasmatic 15 y/o girl I wouldve expected something at least witty or an attempt at witt or something, she could've came up with something implying hes too old to be alive or something, shit I dont know, just more than 'how are you' is alls.

In an unrelated comment, does anyone think pic related looks kinda similar teenvogue cover but done veryvery right and is vastly superior, Im loving it right now.

 Anonymous (7a76) 3220

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obvious troll thread is obvious… I would drag her into the bathroom and fuck the shit out of her with a screwdriver

 Anonymous (4d79) 3221

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There's a time and a place for that and it may not work with everyone, especially such an old guy. Last time she tried that was on Fallon and she received a lot of hate for it.

 Anonymous (c294) 3222

So do you not want her to portray her true self in interviws but rather maintain the white bread 'how are you' crap(admitedly she was put on the spot so this would've been dificult), she is an actress after all maybe she could spice that shit up a bit give it sum heat, that way more people will remember her if it pays off -> more fans.
But if she recieved negative backlash from the fallon interview well then maybe its wise to steer clear of such incidents. I just wanted to be entertained is all.

 Anonymous (4d79) 3223


There's a time to be yourself and there's a time to play it polite.

Again, see the Fellon or the Chelsea interviews. She seemed more in her element there.

 Anonymous (c294) 3224

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Im sorry Id just like to get a better feel for her ya know, thats probably just selfish though.

 Anonymous (4d79) 3225


And I agree with you 100%. Seeing these same old interviews with this same old questions is boring but that is often part of an actor's job. Imagine putting yourself in her place, doing interview #62 for dark shadows and going through the same old question you've answered 61 times before

- how was tim burton?
- how was it working with johnny depp?

etc etc

I want more fun and relaxed interviews where the person taking it is on the same wave length with her and they can feel more relaxed, plus ask her some interesting and fresh questions.

 Anonymous (c294) 3226

Yeah and I would like to think that if I was in her shoes answering the same mundane questions repeatedly I would add some heat(somehow), especially if I was getting sad/jaded about blurting out the same sanitised crap everytime.
>they can feel more relaxed, plus ask her some interesting and fresh questions.
A fan q and a could potentially satisfy those conditions.
I liked her especially in that pizza place interview Carson daly I think, I felt some good openess there, similarly with the 23 minute one. I guess alls we can do is live in hope.

 Anonymous (4d79) 3227


> I would add some heat

You are fantasizing here. There's a protocol to be followed. Often times she has to act just as much when she's not in movies then when she is in them. It's the same for all actors.

Like I said the last time (or one of the last times) she tried that being her quirky sarcastic self people completely missed it and ended up hating her guts. I'd rather she doesn't go through that again.

Your idea is pure fantasy.

 Anonymous (5185) 3228

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 Anonymous (c294) 3229

In fairness now I dont think I would be here posting if I didnt induldge in a little fantasy now and then, and Im not really pushing the boat out too far with this one.
You see I think theres potentially a sweet spot there where by she could marry the rehearsed routine with some other stuff, but as that has caused harm to her rep in the past this is plainly not a wise move, so I will just shut the fuck up and try to revel in the material that is presented too me.

 Anonymous (7971) 3230

She needs to do another interview with Max

 Anonymous (4d79) 3231

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This nigga has the right idea. Problem is she won't go to britain any time soon I guess. But that interview on Ellen should be interesting.

 drunk chloe. 3232

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See if i could get kiss off of her, then get far too many autographs, and then another kiss, then a picture of us together, then….. Another kiss.lol.
P.s i'm only 15 so i Am NOT a pedo!

 Anonymous (4d79) 3233

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> implying you have to be a pedo to be attracted to a beautiful and more mature looking 15 ear old

chr hnsn pls

 Anonymous (da4b) 3234

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>ear old

 Anonymous (4d79) 3235


I find that strangely arousing. But it's ok for me to say that since I'm 15 and not a pedo.

 Anonymous (da4b) 3236

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 Anonymous (f778) 3237

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Yeah, we are all 15 on this chan. No pedos here, move along.

 Anonymous (4d79) 3238


I wouldn't mind having a nose as big as Pinocchio's, just so that I could sniff her ass better. But it's ok for me to say that cause I'm 15.

 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 3239

I doubt Chloe's actually drunk in the OP. Certainly looks drunk and the booze behind her suggests drunkeness but she's probably on the ginger beer.

Even so, I'd have fun asking her to do her best accents.

 Anonymous (da4b) 3240

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>I wouldn't mind having a nose as big as Pinocchio's, just so that I could sniff her ass better.

Why the fuck would you say that you sick fuck?

 Anonymous (4d79) 3241

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cause I'm 15

 Anonymous (da4b) 3242

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Disregard that.
I didn't realized he was only 15

 Anonymous (f163) 3243

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Have a nice drink together.

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 3244

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This shit is gold.


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>Use all of my charm

 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 3246


Fro. where u been


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With Chloe.

 Anonymous (d5ce) 3248


probably sit in some corner somewhere watching her act like a drunk person. too afraid to actually talk to her.

 Anonymous (d5ce) 3249

but really i'd try to get her to smoke with me. not week just a nice, relaxing…. smooth…. delicious cigarette……………. FUCK I NEED ONE

 Anonymous (fa5f) 3250

Finally, an honest answer.

 Anonymous (f7ae) 3251

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