I would gladly trade my life for hers, but I would request certain caveats and conditions first. I would insist that my spirit be allowed to stay by Chloe's side, to protect and guard her from harm, villains, and negativity in all their nefarious forms. If this was agreeable to the omnipotent, fourth dimension entity I would immediately self destruct and take my place by Chloe Grace's side; believe me, if Casper was the friendly ghost, than I would be the very very VERY friendly ghost. I would be a constant chum, confidant, ghostly pal and supernatural sidekick who would snuggle, cuddle, and tickle her to the full extent of my ghostly limits. I would make a fuss over her only once….and that would be continuously. I would employ my uncanny powers to playfully tease Chloe - including hiding her underwear, turning off the hot water and pulling back the curtain as she was showering, and and using my ghostly electrical aura to frizz up her hair prior to talk shows and public appearances. I would even occasionally fondle, grope, goose, and playfully harass Trevor, Teri, and grandma - just to keep them "in the loop" so to speak.
I would also be a most vigilant, observant chaperone as well. Dating and socialising would be permitted, but only with those who had kind, gentle hearts that adored Chloe. Anyone who was cruel or abusive to her in any way would find me dragging their sorry ass across town and making them a permanent resident of the La Brea Tar Pits. I would protect her from crazed fans, stalkers, lecherous directors, wicked producers, pompous co-stars, overzealous film critics, competitive actresses, and Cam Fuller. And should she be lying in bed at night - frightened, sad, lonely, overwrought, or despairing for any reason - I would lovingly caress her, kiss her cheek, and as I expressed my adorations whisper in her ear "You are not alone, nor shall you ever be alone. The mountains may erode to dust, the oceans evaporate and turn to mist, and the stars in the night sky flicker and burn out, but my devoted, loving spirit will be by your side….always." My warm affection would be the comfort that would dispel her woes and bring on restful sleep, and I would gently stroke her hair and watch over her until she awakened in the morning - positive, happy, and rejuvenated as she smiled upon the rising sun, re-energised and confident in herself and the new day. As she eventually marries and has children I would swell with pride to see what an outstanding wife and mother she would be; I would protect her family as if it were my own, and would become something of a mad playmate for the children, throwing a bed sheet over my head and chasing them up and down the hallways as they giggle and laugh, knocking the vegetables they don't want to eat off their dinner plates (to their delight and Chloe's consternation), and essentially making Halloween an everyday affair at the Moretz household.
My caring affection would only grow deText too long