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Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 6540
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>Chloe threads everywhere.
>Ignore them for a while because
>Ok let's see what the fuss is about.
>What's going on in this thr-Oh lawd.
>Lurk threads for a bit.
>Watch Texas Killing Fields & Let Me In
>Forget what happens from here other than creating a folder.
>I burst into spaghetti and treats come spewing out of my pockets
Something like that, I don't know.
Part 1. Anonymous (aa70) 6541
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I remember it like it was yesterday…
It was last year, one hot july night, i was in Ireland, it was shitty holidays, days were long and boring, nights were short, one night, i was just home chillin, listening to tech and drinking coke with bacardi and just switching channels on mute like i usually do when suddenly sky action channel caught my attention, for a moment i put my headphones down and watched the movie that i knew i heard of before but thought it would be lame so i never even gave it a shot, but this wasn't bad, the first thing i saw was a guy in green suit trying to rescue a cat, i watched it for a while and it got interesting, from what i thought would be just another scary movie type of parody turned out to be a really good emotional action comedy, but it wouldn't be what it was without hit-girl, i noticed she stole the show, my eyes were on her the whole time, i just loved the character especially the "shows over motherfuckers" scene, that was just awesome…
Anonymous (21a2) 6542
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Bean when did you get into chloe, roughly time wise?>Chloe threads on /b/>see this heavenly picture>unable to get it out of my mind >cant stop thinking about it for some reason>lurk moar>watch movies>lurk moar>enfatuated for life>start postin
Part 2. Anonymous (aa70) 6544
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…just like the corridor scene and the ending where she put down the mask, i felt wierd, it was strange cos i never liked any character, especially not a 12y old loli killer this way, i looked kick ass up that night, i wanted to know who that loli was, "Chloe Grace Moretz"
okay, let's see who that is, first thing - wiki and that not so great comic con pic of her i was like, "oh good she's not that pretty IRL, and it was just a character anyway" i went to sleep but i still couldn't stop thinking about her for some reason, i was imagening all kinds of stuff, hit-gitl and chloe just wouldn't leave my head, next day, i looked her up again, looked at more pics of her and i was slowly starting to feel more attracted to her, also more wierd, but i just wanted more, i read about other movies she played in, Let Me In had good reviews so i downloaded it and watched it, life has never been the same ever since, i don't even have to describe the depth and beauty, you all seen it, i was speechless for 2days..
Part 3. Anonymous (aa70) 6548
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…all that was in my head was abby, i fell in love with both of her characters fuck, i gotta watch more, i did, i loved angie in the diary of wimpy kid too but nothing could compare to abby and hitgirl, i watched some of chloes interviews on youtube and that was another shot in the heart and "fuck" for me…she was not like any other child actress or even child in general ive ever seen before, she was pretty, funny, confident and mature, i knew these interviews are just an act, but doesn't that act require the same elements? I just didn't care, i simply loved her, it wasn't real, but it was strong, i started saving her pics, on her fansites and google, i deleted everything else i had on my phone besides music to have enough space for all pics, i was reading every article, every forum, when one particular post caught my attention more then others, it was this one: forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?p=48529886 my curiousity was big, i tried to look up chloe
related 4chan threads..
Anonymous (21a2) 6558
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Cool good to have you on board.
Part 4. The Last Part (aa70) 6561
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…what i found where two archived threads on /tv/, i lold my balls of that day, i felt like i just discovered a goldmine, 4chan archive, all the funniest and memorable shit was there, i never tought id leave it, it was the funniest month ever, tard stories, wierd sexual experiences, you know…it was all new to me and lulzy as fuck, after month of reading archived threads i came to actual 4chan and started a chloe thread on /tv/, it died quickly, then i moved to /b/, just for lulz when i saw a chloe thread, i was outta my mind fucking happy, ever since that moment i was making and participating in chloe threads to this day, making OC, chains, collecting more and more pics, and a lot more but that's already a different story i will tell you some other day in a different thread…
Anonymous (49fa) 6600
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I fixed the "body too long" issue so you don't have to butcher your text anymore.
Anonymous (aa70) 6603
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too late nigga
what am i suppose to do now, delete it and repost it…?
Anonymous (49fa) 6604
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> watch kick-ass
> be blown away by her
> start looking at youtube videos and interviews - she's so spunky and charming, not to mention cute as a button - I'm sure she will become one of the best actresses in hollywood (plus one of the prettiest) once she grows older
> I thought that was the end of it
> I was wrong, I craved for more
> look at her upcoming movies, see let me in
> go to rottentomatoes regularly to read the reviews, even though a part of me knew I was mostly going there just to look at her pic (attached)
> do google searches
> come across /b, I knew about it and what kind of shit to expect from it but I ventured in anyway
> get used to gore, necrophilia, zoophilia, kittens geting butchered, dogs thrown off bridges and many more
> don't care, I got ma chloe fix
Anonymous (49fa) 6605
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>>6603> what am i suppose to do now
get pissed off
Anonymous (aa70) 6606
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>>6604>kittens getting butchered
wtf are you talking about, /b/ loves cats>>6605
Anonymous (aa70) 6607
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…and this was your detailed story?
Anonymous (49fa) 6609
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What else did you expect?
Anonymous (aa70) 6611
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i know they did this to hamsters, but the worst thing they did to cats was that they just raped them…/b/ros would never hurt a kitty…
Anonymous (aa70) 6612
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a REAL detailed story, not your short-ass greentext like any other…
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as some of you guise know, Abby♥ started my addiction, always been a lurker of your threats in /b/orkuta (btw, /b/tard since 2006/2007, i don't remember) but i start to namefag and post, since like i don't know, 2 - 3 months?, but yeah, like in the movie, "She will keep you safe, She will keep you close, She will keep you forever" well, that quote it's real.
Anonymous (aa70) 6614
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if only those first two were at least close to truth…
Anonymous (9456) 6615
I think you're thinking of a dog not cats. And of course they abuse cats, ever heard of zippocat? Just because there are caturday threads doesn't mean there aren't assholes on /b/ who torture cats.
Anonymous (aa70) 6617
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no actually ive seen a pic of cat getting raped taken with a webcam, also pic of orangutan with a paperbag over his head giving a bj, and yeah also one where one guy raped dog then cut his face of and used it as a mask
oh yeah i remember that, well we all have some issues, we like posting chloe, they like burning or raping animals, big fucking deal…
Anonymous (49fa) 6618
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like what? What did you expect it to contain and it didn't?
Anonymous (9456) 6620
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I dont know why that was so funny, but i lol'd
Anonymous (aa70) 6621
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i expected it to be longer, more interesting, and more detailed…this was just…average…
Anonymous (49fa) 6622
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details such as what?
Anonymous (9456) 6625
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I think he wants you to write a long ass detailed story like echo did. Describing your deep emoticons towards chloe
Anonymous (aa70) 6626
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kinda like but not as long i guess, just something that when i read it, i feel the love addiction the person i read about feels, i get into it, feel it, like it, like a story, instead of >>>>>>
Anonymous (49fa) 6627
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but I don't have any writing skills like he does> I remember it like it was yesterday…
the guy is a natural
Anonymous (aa70) 6628
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No i don't, i just expected him to…
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well, it's kinda real you know?, i'm here, i'm safe but maybe not close but i'm with her pictures/movies, and yeah i'll be here forever
Anonymous (aa70) 6631
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you're safe, but thanks to her ? i don't think so…and not close either…
maybe 3rd one is true in your case, who knows…
Anonymous (49fa) 6632
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Come on bro don't get mad. I liked your story but you start it in the most ridiculous manner. Even 5th graders would know not to use that mother of all cliches
Anonymous (aa70) 6635
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I did it on purpose you moron
i ain't even mad, just slightly disappointed..
Anonymous (9456) 6637
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disappointed that chiles didn't write a huge story like yours
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i know i'm not close, i'll write it there>maybe not close, but i'm with her pictures/movies
and yeah, i'll be here forever, bro
Anonymous (aa70) 6640
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disappionted that chiles didn't write a good story different then all the same short unoriginal greentext style stories like he promised..,
Anonymous (aa70) 6642
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and dante, i expected your story to be better too, so much love you can barely sleep and all you got to say is this ?
so many contributions, threads, you wrote more even in the dream thread that troll made…
Anonymous (49fa) 6645
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I didn't promise anything and it's not a novel, it's reality. It's generic because it's natural.
look her up
get even more addicted
come across chloe threads
your addiction only aggravates
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well, i'll write a more detailed story then
Anonymous (21a2) 6648
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Dante doesnt need to justify anything to anyone by writing anything long, Its patently obvious to anybody around here that he is one of if not the most dedicated and staunch chloe fans of all time.
Anonymous (aa70) 6649
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it can be interesting novel style and still real and natural, only difference is leght and that it's more complex and interesting read…
and YES YOU DID!
Anonymous (aa70) 6651
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but that's not the point…
Anonymous (21a2) 6653
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What is the point then, he doesnt need to express his devotion through words because he does it so effectively through his actions.
Anonymous (aa70) 6655
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that's true, i never wanted him to justify his addiction with a complex story of it's origin,
ALL IM SAYING, is that i expected it to be more, because of his dedication, that doesn't mean he has to,
it would be more interesting to read, that would make the whole thread more interesting, IT WOULD BE ALL NICER IMO,
that doesn't mean he HAD TO, or that im pissed off, im just thinking out loud…jesus…
Anonymous (9456) 6656
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Well im going to bed.
You guys can have fun arguing over who has the best story.
Anonymous (21a2) 6660
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For some reason your yearning for a long story from dante makes me crave writing a 20 page epic about the situation, knowing full well that you'll get bored half way through and stop reading.
Anonymous (aa70) 6661
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we're not arguing over that, we're talking about why weren't other stories as good as mine…
Good night bro,
your story could've been better too btw…
Anonymous (aa70) 6663
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DO EEET PADDY!!
Anonymous (21a2) 6664
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Prepare to be bored, Ill see yall in a few days gotta start writing.
Anonymous (9456) 6665
I know, im sorry. I feel ashamed.
But yours was worse, nigger.>>6660
I know it could of been better, i suck at this shit>>6662
Anonymous (49fa) 6666
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>>6664> Prepare to be bored
I'm bored already
Anonymous (5abb) 6770
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>be 6 months ago
>be on /b/
>be greentexting like a motherfucking
>be stumbling upon .gif related
>be dropping jaw
>be wanting gif to continue and for chloe to reach out and hug me
>be watching gif repeat over and over
>be addicted to gif related
>be in chloe threads on /b/
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(memoirs coming soon)
Anonymous (aa70) 6813
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mean this one ?http://www.moviepostershop.com/dark-shadows-movie-poster-2012/AB71105
lol, i always get posters from cinema for free if i just ask for them
Anonymous (21a2) 6814
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I liked it man, but can you please inform me as to how kick ass reflects/relates to modern society, "what the movie meant socially". Im keen to hear your intereptation of it.
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>Whenever I even consider chickenshitting on Chloe I just watch Let Me In on blu ray. The love for Chloe is back to normal.
Awesome story my brother
Anonymous (57bb) 10580
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Have you read the book yet?
It was also shown in the original movie ( http://i.imgur.com/Fjj2o.jpg
), honestly the original movie is a good bit better than let me in, the only thing that redeems the remake is Chloe's great performance. The director of let me in missed the point quite a few places and cut some sub plot that was pretty damn awesome and replaced it with the terrible cop story.
Anonymous (3f82) 10605
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That's why I prefer Matt Reeves adaptation where she started as a normal little girl before her uncle turned her.
Anonymous (36d9) 10711
Quick blurb from Reeves about it should sum it up.
Any problems with embedding?
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REVISED |WITH ADDITIONS TO THE 3RD PARAGRAPH|
I promised Echo greatness. Here it is. There are some details that would be helpful to the story but are not fully necessary to telling it. Perhaps they will be revealed at a later time, depending upon whether I an hero or not. It is possible for some of you to connect the puzzle pieces to find those out for yourself prematurely if you have followed my posts on here or on /b/.
For those that do not know it was in fact Let Me In that made me become a Chlobro. There are unrelenting circumstances surrounding that, which only made it more sentimental to the present time. I won't start from the beginning but I'll mention it in retrospect. I did see Kick Ass when it first came out. I watched it online in shitty quality. Chloe was not what made the movie awesome to me at the time. In fact, I didn't really like Kick Ass very much the first time I saw it. The best parts to me were when Big Daddy shot up the warehouse, Chloe's action scenes (killing the roody-poos/saving Big Daddy). When Big Daddy was being burned alive, the first time I watched it I didn't know he was telling Hit-Girl what to do. To me I just heard him screaming like he was dying, it made it way more intense and heartbreaking. (In fact, next time you watch that scene try not to here Big Daddy give any orders, just imagine that his words are incomprehensible and that he is just screaming from the fire. A little girl hearing her father's screams as he dies, uhghh) That will also be a detail that will be relevant again when I move on to Let Me In. Anyway, so Kick Ass was just an average action movie to me, I saw it once, nothing happened, moved on with life. Fast forward till roughly September/October 2011. I was spending the night at my friend John’s house. It was about 2:00 a.m. He is asleep in his room. I’m in the living room flipping channels. I see on the guide that “The Amityville Horror” is on. I had seen it before, it was a decent horror movie, Ryan Reynolds was scary AF in it. I watch it. Still as good as I remember it. Then Chloe’s part comes on. The part that got me was when her mom was yelling at her about Jody in the hallway. Chloe is crying and screaming back at her. Her best line was “I’ve..seen her.” I had never seen a little girl have real tears and act like that in a movie. I was impressed but nothing in my life changed.
On my iTouch I have a sort of “to do” or “check list”. I used to just write everything on my hand or paper and put it in my pocket. On the list is movies/games/songs/things I need to google later/notes to myself. I don’t remember how Let Me In got on the list of movies. I must have recently seen the trailer or heard something good about it and added it. It was a Friday night, no plans so I was going to go home and watch Let Me In. No biggie. When I was at work (PJ’s) just chillin/workin two customers come in to pick up their meal. It was a man and his daughter. Nothing special about the man (though ironically he did wear glasses) but his daughter I noticed looked just like Abby from Let Me In which I had planned to see later that night. I really hit me for some reason, it made me excited to go see it. I usually wait for the rest of the family to go to sleep because I prefer to watch movies in a quiet atmosphere (my family’s loud AF). But I didn’t. No one was home so I pulled up the movie online, (poor quality which will also be addressed later) but it was nonetheless watchable. As we know the first 10 mins. are the slowest minutes of any movie I’ve seen. I was getting concerned about sitting through a 2 hour long movie if nothing’s going to happen. Owen’s bullies got to me because they made him piss himself (how embarrassing that would be). The second thing that got to me was Owen in the shop and he see’s the couple making out. foreveralone.jpg When he’s spying on the couple and her chest is exposed I was worried my family would be “what the fuck are you watching” (my family is strongly against any type of pornography). Now to the scene that drew me into the movie completely. “What are you doing?” “Nothing what are you doing” “Nothing”. Because of the quality I was watching Chloe’s face was only standard quality. For some reason it drew me closer. Also Abby wearing a hood grabbed me. I wear a hoodie often but for a little girl to wear one was pretty awesome. That relates to my favorite picture of her. In the middle of that scene I was called by one of my family members to go do something temporarily stunting the progress of the film. I was already engrossed into the movie so the aspiration to continue only increased. Now all of Let Me In will make you fall in love with Abby, the way she speaks to Owen, “You have to hit back”, the way she touches him, their date together, when “she” reaches for “his” hand before Owen’s mom cockblocks him. Her smile. But the scenes that moved me were in Abby’s kitchen when her and her father aren’t speaking but she comes up to him and puts her hand on his face. The next scene I’m going to mention is the reason I am a Chlobro today. When she is out the window at the hospital just staring into it looking at her father. The quality I was watching made the raindrops on the window look like they were tears on her face. The music in the background. The way her face moves when she inhales. The slow reach up to the window to knock. When the father comes to the window, like with what happened with Big Daddy, I miss understood what she said for the better. Instead of “May I come in” I thought she said “Hey (father’s name)” I thought she may have said “Edwin” or something. For a precious crying girl to say “Hey Edwin” as her last words to him made me want to cry myself. Screenshots of that scene are still my wallpaper on my iTouch to this day. I was in love, not with Chloe, but with Abby. So began the addiction. For the next week I would watch Let Me In and return to that scene. I would watch all of the Let Me In interviews with Chloe. I would go to Chloe’s imdb page (oh snap, that’s the child actress from Amityville Horror) and watch Kick Ass and recognize it for how awesome Chloe is in it. I was only in love with Abby for the first month or so. As a matter of fact, I didn’t have any other pictures of Chloe unrelated to Let Me In until much later. I would go to Chloe’s official sites, gochloe, and acquire pictures and screenshots/stills of Let Me In and that was all I had. Even before I had a folder dedicated to Chloe on my cpu I had several pictures of Abby on my iTouch. I would look at them at school all day infatuated by how beautiful she is. This would soon contain other awesome pictures of Chloe, some from Texas Killing Fields that were only of her face. It wasn’t until I found the Chloe threads at /b/ and saw how beautiful Chloe really is that I embraced her as a person and not the fictional character she portrayed. It wasn’t really a relief when I found the Chloe threads on /b/. It was more of an “I knew I couldn’t be the only one that had fallen in love with this girl” knowledge. I didn’t seriously start collecting pictures until xXCMXx posted hi-res pictures of Chloe at the Nutcracker event. Those were amazing and perfect for OC. Chloe fan for life. I say Chloe fan because even if I do pull a holic or Echo I will still support Chloe, watch her movies, ect, even if I don’t post pictures of her online anymore. Whenever I even consider chickenshitting on Chloe I just watch Let Me In on blu ray. The love for Chloe is back to normal.
I wrote this with the mindstate that Echo was already dead and gone. It was something I promised him before he left so I deliver'd it in memory of him whether he is here or not.
Anonymous (386d) 10725
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i've spent the past several days staying away from chlomo chan. nothing against it. it was just worsening my chloe infatuation into full blown obsession, which started to interfere with my personal life. no big deal really. just wanted a break.
i thought about chloe less and less over the weekend. but i did come to an interesting personal conclusion. chloe is not so much a real human being as she is an idea. think about it…. none of us know chloe or have ever met her in person. NONE of us REALLY know what she's like on a personal level. yet we've all created a mental representation of how she would interact with us in some fantasy world. we've basically replaced all the parts of chloe that we don't / never will know with our own perfect girl.
so…. since the past few days have been rather productive, i've decided to leave the chan. no drama, no bitching, no suicide. the easiest way to cope should be to use this imaginary person i've created to find a 'chloe' of my own, as cheesy as that sounds.
i'll always be a fan, but that's it. there's no reason to think that this imaginary chloe should not exist in my reality. her name might not be chloe, and she might not be rich and famous, but is that really why we like chloe?
if anything, thanks for helping me to realize this. wish the best for you guys.
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chickenshit….but I totally understand. >this
is what I've tried to stay at for the past few months to keep from being full blown obsessed.
Just go with God and he'll lead you in the right path. God Bless.
Anonymous (57bb) 10727
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I've come to this conclusion long ago. I don't really post much any more, once and a while I do. It's still nice to see the new shots of her, the new things that she inspires people to create.
No reason you can't be productive and do something you enjoy.
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We all have to go sooner or later (even you, Home®). For me it was somewhat Chloe, but there was always more to it that kept bringing me back. It was the fellowship with the chlobros. All the inside jokes that only people who really knew things about Chloe would get. The Ernesto jokes, shooping mayo, Trevor being a coatrack, Chloe;s dad being disappointed Trevor wasn't a doctor and a failed actor. It was too funny to ignore. Whenever someone new asks why we do all of this I think it easy to tell them that we are just fans of her work and her persona just like anyone else would be a fan of any other actor/musician/athlete. We all gotta go some day, just don't know when that days gonna be.
Anonymous (57bb) 10730
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Good times, good times.
Anonymous (49fa) 10735
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> No reason you can't be productive and do something you enjoy.
This. I facepalm every time I hear the sort of nonsense mentioned here.
If you enjoy it keep doing it like any other activity that pleases you. If it takes too much time do less of it. How hard is that?
Anonymous (eb7f) 10772
Yeah! This. This shit right here.
> If you enjoy it keep doing it like any other activity that pleases you. If it takes too much time do less of it.
Yeah, like pooping and poop. > How hard is that?
Sometimes its very hard. Sometime not so much, even Hershey squirts.
Anonymous (402a) 10796
I've come to this conclusion long ago, that she's a persona and a real life person. What happens though if you are obsessed with the persona and respect the individual as well and without any deluded notions of love or possession?
Thats what I'm at now, this is probably worse than if I were Iraniaryan, because there's nothing that could happen that would make me crash except maybe her killing babies or something.
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>>10796>>10800>killing babies>baby killing partner
can someone please explain me what this means?
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>When I was at work (PJ’s) just chillin/workin two customers come in to pick up their meal. It was a man and his daughter. Nothing special about the man (though ironically he did wear glasses) but his daughter I noticed looked just like Abby from Let Me In.
They came back today and I went Sam Fisher mode and snapped a picture. That girl really does resemble Abby. It's also very strange in the way they behave. They seem to really love each other. Some fathers would be all like, wait in the car, while they went in and got the food. But they always come in together smiling, laughing together, having conversations. It's unusual nowadays, a least to me.
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did I say chloe?
Pretty sure I said abby.
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so you are saying that she may be a Vampire?
Anonymous (a15a) 17019
Reported, hidden, saged, Called the cops, called the Fire Department, called pizza hut, called the USN, called the Royal Navy, called the Red Army, called the FBI. called the CIA, called Interpol, called the KGB, called the USMC, called the USAF, called the Royal Air force, called MI 6, called Scotland Yard, called the US National Guard of every state, called NYPD, called Obama, called the Queen, called Putin, called David Cameron, called every Governor of every US State, used my time phone to call Winston Church hill, As well as Hitler, Stalin, Theodore Roosevelt, George Washington, Montezuma, ever Caesar, and Gilgamesh, called US Army, called British Army in every era, called every phone sexline, called papa john's, called the US Coast Guard, called my State Senators, called my Senators, called every republican in the US, called Dr. Who, called the Pope, called my local Gang lords, called the State Patrol of ever state west of the Mississippi, called all of my local news channels, called Star Fleet, called The Sun, called The national enquirer, called CNN, called Scot Pelly, called Steven Colbert, called half of the Mexican Drug Cartels, called Nintendo, called the Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force, called the head of the Illuminati, called ever free mason, called bilderberg, called my neighbors, called the mayor of ever city in France, called my mom, called the Emperor of Man, and called every school district in Canada.
Narwhal !Ep8pui8Vw2 17066
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Anonymous (e8cc) 54933
Interesting origin story, not very conventional in its path to chloe.
Not your typical 4chan lark as with a lot of people around here.
Cheddar (e5a6) 55008
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>be late 2010
>Awww she's cute
>Look her up about a month later (Jan 2011)
>Slowly get drawn in to Chloe's
>Chlomo effect takes me in for about 7 months (Aug 2011)
>Chloe is forgotten
>Friend links me to 4chan (late January 2012)
>mfw I see a Chloe thread on /b/ (early February 2012)
Now I'm here.
Cheddar (e5a6) 55092
2010 is probably when pictures started coming out where she was actually looking beautiful, instead of being cute, young Chloe.
It depends what date in 2010 it was and which pictures were being posted.
Even if he is a paedophile, it isn't something that I have a problem with or anyone else should. As long as it is never acted on in real life then it's fine.
Cheddar (e5a6) 55112
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That's what I thought.
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>see let me in
>fall in love with Abby
>google her next day
>fall in love even more
>see Chloe threads on /b/
And things have never been the same…
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But… But I solemnly vowed to save myself!
Anonymous (d55b) 55129
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dante everyone knows I called dibs on Abby…
>she's my destiny bitch
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I wish so desperately they would make an Abby only movie, but I know that'll never happen.
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Oh god guys, it's that time again! :D
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also new Abby♥ song, and the pic is all my Chloë/Mindy/Abby♥ songshttp://soundcloud.com/thedantex/5-abby-pt-vii
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fak u dolan. She's mine.>I think Let Me In is a pretty cool girl. Seh sucks blood and doesn't afraid of anything.
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>>55136>implying i don't cry every night because i don't have Abby♥>implying i'm not always sad because i don't have Abby♥>implying Abby♥ is not the only person that makes me sad/happy at the same time>implying i'm not the biggest Abby♥ servant in the entire world>IMPLYING!
come at me Gooby!
Fairytales of New Time!P7rf5jGywI 55227
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The energetic track, creates feeling of hope.
Slenderboy (0bf2) 55289
Thank you :D
You see, all this happened in one day, only one internet raid and I fell in love with her
Anonymous (2c69) 55408
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>>55092>if he is a paedophile
in 2010 i was 20yo. 7 years difference is totally normal I guess, so that doesn't count.
inb4: gooby comix
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>>64288>Never did see Kick Ass.
Go watch Kick-Ass.
Anonymous (49fa) 64341
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>>64288> Never did see Kick Ass
then do it already
canabel (a221) 70878
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saw kick ass recognized her from other films then looked her up on twitter and IMDB like right after i saw the film kick ass which was when it came out thats when she replied to alll of her fans it was awesome. i looked her up on IMDB started watching more of her films i looked her up on youtube saw interviews etc she was awesome next thing i knew i had her poster on my wall lol so i became a huge fan. never really joined a site like this before until a few weeks ago. wanted to see what it was all about
Anonymous (49fa) 70879
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>>70878> wanted to see what it was all about
It's all about one thing
Anonymous (e8cc) 70880
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Well your pressence is appreciated.
Maybe with time you can become a 'top chlobro' and make us proles 'jelly'.
Post chloe and live happily ever after.
1337B345T3R (827d) 145402
Damn straight ma niggah.
Now even a tumblr gay-blog: http://chloemoretzpics.tumblr.com
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>Sisters bought Dark Shadows for a movie night.
>Wasn't fascinated by it, but accepted to watch it.
>Saw Chloë for the first time in "Meeting Miss Winters" scene.
>Lord have mercy, this movie is getting better.
>Waiting for the movie credits… bingo, Chloë Grace Moretz.
>Noticed she had a role in Kick-Ass and Let Me In, watched both movies. Head full of Faboost.
>Went for YouTube to search for Chloë, noticed a top comment says : "Shit just got real" with a Chlomo.org link.
>Here I am.
ineverrun (a761) 237363
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damn breh u go hard 4 mama Chloë
my crush began recently. I wuz on another forum
i saw a picture of this white girl sitting down in a blue shirt somewhere & i wuz immediately drawn in like :O oh shyt breh who is that?
Then they told me her name & some how i ended up watching let me in first i believe then Hick & oh laaawd that broke the ice I wuz ready 2 swim thru shark infested waters for her.
Once i somehow found out about this place I've never been the same. Unfortunately I lurk & post late nights i cant go 2 sleep.
Anonymous (fd90) 237396
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>see a lot of threads about a certain 'Chloë'
>don't know her, don't care
>"damn that little girl is awesome" (nopedo)
>look her up
>realize it's the same Chloë from /b/
>be instantly obsessed
>watch more of her movies
>post in all the Chloë threads
>find out about Chlomo in a Chloë thread
>here I am
Mr. Black (cba5) 237524
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Watched Kick-Ass on bootleg in April 2010, thought it was really good, forgot about it mostly for the rest of the year. Followed Chloe on twitter at the end of 2010, remembering that Hit-Girl was awesome, watched Kick-Ass again January 2011, realized i LOVED the movie. Clicked on one of her Vlogs on Youtube while watching a kick-ass video, realized she was adorable/smart/funny. Watched Let Me In for Chloe, LOVED Let Me In and her performance, watched a ridiculous amount of Chloe interviews over the next 3 month or so, realized i was in love with Chloe when my heart hurt when she kissed that Mexican in the Best Coast video.
hey its Billy Corgan (5a57) 280017
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12 year old female assasin.
X98X (ca4f) 292214
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August 2012: see a movie named "Kick-Ass" on Netflix, looks interesting so I watch it. After seeing her as Hit-Girl I instantly fell in love , so I search her name online and memorized it.. "Chloe Grace Moretz". A few days later Hugo was released on Netflix so I watch it since Scorsese is my fav director, and half-way through the film I recognize her again. In a way that i'd never recognized someone before. I knew she was special.
September 2012: I got serious about her researching everything I could about her, watching every interview and following her on her social accounts.
I also learned that I owned a copy of Big Moma's House 2 so I watched it just to see her.
October 2012: I was addicted 24/7, I had to talk to someone about it, so I told my friend about her that way I would hav someone to discuss her with.
November-Decemver 2012: Reality hit me, 1. she's famous 2.she lives in LA (I live in Canada), and 3. I'd probably never meet her. :( I was staring to give up on my obsesion, but then……….. I watched Let Me In. and rediscovered the girl I fell in love with.
January 2013: I searched deeper within the internet for possible contact adresses (phone numbers.emails, relatives contact), I became a stalker. I knew everything about her at all times.
February 2013: CHLOE'S 16 BIRTHDAY
March 2013: I discovered this website, and I was excited/angry/sad/happy because I wasn't the only one who knew about her. i also didn't feel like a stalker as much anymore.
June 2013: All I could think about 24/7 was Chloe. I'm still feeling this way
I'm currently writing this-August 2013: so, I go to the cinema and see a Kick-Ass 2 poster which got me really excited bcuz it was the first Chloe thing i'd seen in public, a week later I'm at home watchin TV about to start writing this and… FCGHJKHUYGT!!!!!!! TWO kick-ass 2 commercial come on, and after that I see on the TV guide that Kick-Ass 1 is the weekend movie. That had to be a sign.
Future: Maybe someday i'll meet Chloe and all my dreams will come true :)
Or maybe I never will and she'll forever be my obsession.
Hey if you're still reading this you're great! give yourself a pat on the back.
P.S My fav pic of Chloe
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Yeah man, its just fakes i'm worried about, i'd happily scrape up the money for a signed piece i knew for certain it was genuine
Don't wanna pay lots for a fake!
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Wow, so you fell in love with her in kick-ass 2, not 1?
RyanJ (b370) 328307
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I started liking Chloë since Kick Ass, forgot her name until Kick ass 2 then I was looking her up, lurked on here for around a month. and now I am a full on Chlobro
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Chloho (but it's not meant in a derogatory way)
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So when/how did you become a chloho?
JordynShepard (037d) 328328
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I saw Kick-Ass and thought she was a really strong female character. I like it even though she was so young. I looked up a few of the previous things she had done and thought she was really talented. Then I had an encounter with her, saw LMI, and the rest is history.
Did you see any of her other movies, or her 30 rock cameos?
btw, you should post in >>327877
most of the discussion is there
TheEnky (45ed) 337298
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Well it was like 2 years ago when i watched Diary of a Wimpy Kid, and when Chloe showed up I was like "wow", but I didn't know that it was her, I just liked her performance and cuteness there. But then I watched 500 Days of Summer, I'm in love with that movie, and when Chloe showed up I was like "I think I know this girl, but I can't remember". But then I watched Hugo, and fell in love with her cute short hair and British accent, so then I googled her, knew her name, then I started watching movies she played, such as Kick-Ass, Dark Shadows, Let Me In, Hick, etc. I'm in love with this girl, and then I found this site, lurking, and started posting shit with y'all chlobros. And I'm addicted right now. And I think short-haired Chloe is the best Chloe tho, what do you think?
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>>337298> I think short-haired Chloë is the best Chloë tho, what do you think?
you're damn right>
Also, welcome newbro
TheEnky (45ed) 337305
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>Also, welcome newbro
SuperJointJustin (81dc) 337360
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Oh that's pretty easy. I remember seeing her in The Poker House and how adorable and cute her character was. Didn't know who she was at the time. Then saw Kick Ass with a friend. Hit Girl looked vaguely familiar. Asked who played Hit Girl and friend tells me Chloe Grace Moretz. Get home and look up character list of The Poker House. See Chloe Grace Moretz as an actress on it. Then looked up and watched other films with her in it. Discovered that she has real talent and that she keeps getting more beautiful with each passing year.
Anonymous (707f) 338407
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but, if by any microscopic chance you're being serious, then I might have to send Hit-Girl after you. you won't like her much then.
Argie Chlobro Alfonso07314 (33e2) 338456
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It all started this year on IMBd.com Always asking myself who is she? why is this kiddo always on top actors?
It was not love at first sight! Till I watched "Dark shadows" realised she was damost beatiful face Ive seen in my life!
Leave u guys here a chloememe made within argentine web page Taringa.net where she is now being called "taringa girl"
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Yeah Caroline in Dark Shadows may not be her best character but it's certainly the most beautiful character IMO.
it would be better if you can translate that picture for us
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I've watched KA2, but first I also saw Hugo and KA1.
The second time I went to the cinema to see KA2, I wanted to know the name of that fabulous actress.
Then I started to search pics and stuff about her on the Internet and finally I landed here, I discovered this place and I started to be obsessed with her.
She's a drug.
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!0/u1Q/yMKk 339345
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Dishonored. Yep. Dishonored.
Then out of pure curiosity, I watched Hugo. It was all Chloë addiction since then.
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>See her dancing in Dark Shadows
>Think how goddamn hot she is
>become surprised that she's the girl from Kick-Ass
>write an article about DS
>search for pictures
>came across this site
>watch Let Me In
>watch Hick, which I wanted to see even before I knew her
Here I am
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you're greentexting like a pro
John Jony (ed98) 348519
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esta es una buena pagina
Joe (59bf) 361437
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>fell in love with her..
>googled her.. hunt down her past movies and youtube videos
>bought DVDs wid the money i saved for valentine.. (i dont even hav a date, i hav no idea wht i was saving for)
>watched them.. enjoyed them… had so many sleepless nights..
>still wasnt stasify!!! before i knew it i hav become addicted to her…
>now everytime i m surfing the web.. she is always on one of my tabs..
hey Thomas (ee94) 361507
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Abby started my addiction, after i watched Let me in when it came out i was hooked since then, hoping for a Let Me In sequel that would be pretty nice :D missing Abby a lot
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>be me in high school
>lurk /b/ because I thought I was cool. Never posted though
>see Chloë threads
>Chlobro lingo makes the conversation pretty confusing for an outsider
>I lurk in silence
>enjoy lurking in Chloë threads whenever I see one
>fast forward a few years, don't visit /b/ as much
>watch Diary of a Wimpy kid with my little brother
>oh shit, that's Chloë
>watch Carrie since it just came out
>fell in love
>spent hours every day scouring the internet for Chloë content
>watch all her movies
And here I am
Pic related, it's the first picture of Chloë I saved on my phone like three years ago
WhosTomLe (6e46) 374681
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I watched Let Me In back in 2010 and Chloë being Abby really allured me. I've followed her on her journey ever since. Can't wait for what the future holds for her.
Sorta new to the community Matrix (f067) 374703
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I have sorta been only browsing and today I decided to make a post. I'm not sure if I am correctly doing this, but lets go. Hello, my name is Matrix, and I have been obsessed with Chloë for months now. After I heard of her, I began to see everything she was in. Such as Kick Ass, Let Me In, Hick, along with looking at interviews. Just felt like making my first post saying hi. I may post here and there, but I'll always be around.
If you want any more details on how I got addicted to Chloë, just ask.
Anonymous (8cc8) 374823
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First heard of her on 4chan and from seeing Kick Ass. Thought she was cute and saved a few pics for reaction purposes but nothing more from that. Over time I saw a couple more of her films, Let Me In and Today You Die (a surprise to me, didn't know she was in it). Still didn't think much about her.
Then on a whim I watched Kick Ass 2 and I more or less fell in love with her. Don't know why exactly, but that's when I got addicted. I started watching all her other works and interviews and started a folder and all that. Now I'm a chlobro.
Anonymous (989c) 377405
this is going to be long. anyways ive been lurking here for only a week or so, so im not really a full-fledged chlobro. i have to say that of all the celebrity crushes Chloë probably upset me the most. its strange because it was kind of sudden: i already knew who she was, i had already watched a couple movies with her in them, and it just dawned on me that i didnt really watch an interview of her or anything. when i did i got hooked. she's pretty, smart, and talented, but i felt like it was my brain and not my mind that was falling for her. Nothing against her or anyone, but "she" has interfered just a little too much. kind of tired of petty infatuations–i dont mind if others have them, just mad at myself for it. i dont know what other thread to put this in, but ive been pondering: there's nothing wrong with being privileged or talented or smart, but Chloë doesnt seem to have any humility (or a picture that isnt over-glammed). someone prove me wrong and i might have some long-sought closure.
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I was with a group of friends and we went to go watch Let Me In around when it first hit theatres back in 2010. My friends were afraid of the vampire girl, but to me.. Abby really got me hooked. I've been obsessed ever since. I've never felt this way about ANY girl before. Shes put me in a trance.
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What's the point to your post?
Something related to how you became a Chlobro?https://www.facebook.com/KevinGochezMusic
<3ChloeGMoretz<3 (2398) 389604
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-So I was at a sleepover party when I was 13
-We watch Kick Ass (Not noticing Chloë's beauty until the end)
-Near the end of the movie (when Hit-Girl's holding the two guns behind the thingy) I start to notice how unimaginably amazing she is.
-I turn to my friends and say: "Who else thinks Hit-Girl is amazingly beautiful?
-Everyone except my best friend says "No she's amazingly UGLY!"
-So me and my best friend start to browse her IMDB profile thingy on our phones and find out her name and stuff. We have found the perfect girl. Although we're 3 years younger than her :(.
-We create a photo album just for Chloë pics
-Find Chlomo.org and become a Chlobro
-Now a couple years later, me and my friend have seen nearly EVERY movie with Chloë in it, and have around 150-200 Chloë pics in our Chloë album.
SHE IS PERFECT IN EVERY SINGLE WAY
>have around 150-200 Chloë pics
Wow! You should check out this torrent containing 20,000
Anonymous (f1e1) 390040
If you actually bothered to read the post above, he stated he/they are 3 years younger then her….. with "simple math" i have calculated their age to be 14……
Unless he is lying about his age, and is just here posting for no reason what so ever. Trolling.
My original point was, giving a 14 year old boy with a newly developed crush on Chloë The "ChlomePack" Will result in a Chloverdose ;)
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So there's my story..
- Stay up late and see a weird guy trying to act like a superhero and so on, seems interesting so I watch the movie.
- Later on in the movie, I see Hit-Girl and I was like.."What."
- Movie finishes, couldn't stop thinking about it.
- Look up on it on IMDb, find Chloë Grace Moretz, interesting.
- I see there is a second Kick-Ass, so I have a
sleepover with my friends and watch it.
- Awesome, that girl was cool.
- Friends thought she wasn't.
- Find out she is 2 years older than I am.
- My mind kept telling me she isn't that hot, but my heart denied.
- Watch Carrie with my friends…they say she is cute.
- See pics of her on Google..nothing too special (I thought)
- Next day, Google yet again her name.
- Hmm…maybe she has something.
- Next days were like an 'evolution', I started liking her more and more everyday.
- Follow her on Twitter and like several fan-pages on Facebook.
- Look and laugh on the IMDb message boards at them trolls, then find this place.
This was it..I think I'll never have the chance to meet her as I am from Romania, so the only way I can talk to her is through Twitter..but she never responded to me.
Quick question though.. Did she reply on Twitter to any of you, I might get lucky one day haha
Anonymous (a3a4) 390290
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2009 in 4chan:
>lurking on /b/
>get bored because shit everywhere
>go to see what's going on somewhere else
>lurking on /tv/
>see this thread with pics of Chloë
>can't remember who she is
>she looks pretty so I stay
>anons implying she's fucking with McLovin
>thread gets funnier
>excitement because Kick Ass soon in theaters
>watch all movies before Kick Ass
>lurking without posting for days
>decide to finally post
>create my own OC
>/b/ seems interested
>continue posting on /tv/ and start to posting on /b/
>Chloë threads everywhere weeks later
>continue posting Chloë till now
>fightin with janitors everyday, lol
JACO (5c38) 390291
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Saw her in Kick-Ass, then in Dark Shadows… Immediately my obsession with her talent and charm began
Marcus Jones (71ec) 406624
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About half a year ago I was bored and I wanted to watch a movie, something comedic, so I went and checked on Jim Carrey's filmography because he's my favorite actor in the comedy genre, I found this movie he was recently in called Kick-Ass 2, I downloaded Kick-Ass so I can watch it along with the sequel, and that's when I saw this girl, to put it simply, pure beauty at its finest. Her smile was a prison one cannot escape, once you see it, you're in for a lifetime of torturing happiness. As edgy as her role was, and as weird as it was seeing a 12-13 year-old girl say so many swears, she still captivated me, and then when I saw Kick-Ass 2, having her all grown-up, her beauty was even more soul-crushing, her smile shined 10 times more.
I realized I had seen her before, so I went and checked her filmography, and as it turns out I had seen her before in Dark Shadows, however her role there didn't really manage to capture her full glory, she didn't even smile throughout the whole movie!
And then, I found myself watching one movie after another, falling deeper deeper inside my cell, then I started watching her interviews, following her social media account, checking all her news, I even bought Dishonored just to hear her voice in it.
And eventually, one of my searches on Google lead me to this oasis, that's why I'm here…
That's the extremely short version of course.