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 If Chloë Grace Moretz was....... !nJBsHYFDUA 57985

If Chloë Grace Moretz swore alot she would be Chloë Grace Tourettes

  57987

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>tfw I was saying that years ago in /b/ threads

 Cheddar!gVDEcDI6uY 57989

If Chloe Grace Moretz had a gambling addiction, she'd be Chloe Grace More bets

 Mephisto!nJBsHYFDUA 57990

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>>57987
>TFW not being considerate enough to contriboot

 Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 57991

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If Chloë Grace Moretz wanted eggs for seconds, she'd be If Chloë Grace More Eggs.

>mfw typing that

 Mephisto!nJBsHYFDUA 57992

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>>57989
nice one

 Anonymous (6d0c) 57993

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If chloe was a female sprinter in the homosexual olympics she would be chloe race faggtes.

 Cheddar!gVDEcDI6uY 57994

If Chloe stood up for women's rights, she'd be Chloe Grace Suffragette

 Anonymous (f956) 57995

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PAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDYYYYYYYYYY

TALK TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Daark knighr was epic
fucking abne bro
fucking bane was awesome
nolen fucked the script up
but bane was still neat

 Mephisto!nJBsHYFDUA 57996

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I'll just throw out the obvious one
If Chloë Grace Moretz was a mexican she would be Chloë Grace Mortez

 Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 57997

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 Cheddar!gVDEcDI6uY 57999

If Chloe Moretz was a shadow, she'd be Chloe Silhouette's

 Anonymous (6d0c) 58000

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If chloe had amnesia she would be chloe grace forgets.

 Spoon !fFabOoSTys 58001

If Chloe Moretz was was mentally ill, she'd be Chloe grace tourettes

 Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 58002

>>58000
If Chloë Grace Moretz got trips she'd be Chloë Grace 000 Gets

 Mephisto!nJBsHYFDUA 58003

If Chloë Grace Moretz was on 'Friends' she'd be Joey Grace Moretz

 Anonymous (6d0c) 58004

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If chloe were in a rage comic she would be chloe grace derpettes

 Spoon !fFabOoSTys 58005

If chloe was black she would liek chickun

 Mephisto!nJBsHYFDUA 58006

>>58005
iseewhatyoudidthere.jpeg

  58007

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>>57990

It took me long enough to think of one, when (if) I think of another I will.

 Cheddar!gVDEcDI6uY 58008

If Chloe Grace Moretz was a musician, she'd be Chloboe Bass Frets

 Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 58009

>>58005
If Chloë Grace Moretz was black, she'd be Chloë Grace Nigress

 Anonymous (6d0c) 58010

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If was an homophobic police woman at a gay rights parrade that got out of hand she would be chloe mace faggets.

 Mephisto!nJBsHYFDUA 58011

If Chloë Grace Moretz was breadcrumbed mash potatoe she would be Chloë Grace Croquettes

 Señor Dennings!s4jsf1HzKo 58012

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>>57996
No no no, you are wrong, i'm a real mexican and If Chloë Grace Moretz was a mexican she would be Chlotildë Graciela Martinez

LEARN 2 MEXICAN!

  58014

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 Mephisto!nJBsHYFDUA 58015

If Chloë Grace Moretz manufactured cars she would be Chloë Grace Corvettes

 Spoon !fFabOoSTys 58017

If chloe moretz was a Bass fisherwoman she would be chloe bassin nets

 Cheddar!gVDEcDI6uY 58018

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If Chloe Moretz used Instagram, she'd be Chloe Grace Vignettes
>oh wait

 Spoon !fFabOoSTys 58020

If Chloe Moretz was had a face made of a new converted mormon new york baseball team she'd be Chloe Face MorMetz

 Mephisto!nJBsHYFDUA 58021

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If Chloë Grace Moretz was an astronaut she would be Chloë Space Moretz

 Anonymous (6d0c) 58022

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If chloe was a leniet debt collector she would be chloe erase (the)debts.

 Anonymous (f956) 58024

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If chloe grace moretz was my wife, shed be chloe grace moretz, because she will be my wife :3

 Anonymous (6d0c) 58025

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>>58024
How come she didn't take your name?
I could predict who would wear the pants in that marriage.

 Anonymous (f956) 58026

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>>58025
Because her name is better than mine, i would prefer her to keep her name, in fact, i wouldnt have problem changing mine for hers, i like moretz, more than *insert my name here*

 Anonymous (6d0c) 58027

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>>58026
Moretz always sounded jewy to me, which I like so yeah I would have no problem being called that either.

 Anonymous (f956) 58028

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>>58027
I would suck chloes everything…

 Anonymous (6d0c) 58030

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>>58028
As would we all I'm sure.
Tremendously unlikely though, still finges crossed.

 Cheddar!gVDEcDI6uY 58031

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>>58028
What about her vital organs?

 Anonymous (6d0c) 58032

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If chloe was a polotican who was a strong advocate for animal wellfare her slogan would be chloe grace moreVets.

 Spoon !fFabOoSTys 58033

If chloe moretz was a lesbian who didnt get much action she'd be chloe grace moretits

 Anonymous (f956) 58034

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LETS TAKE A JOURNEY INTO THE STAB CITY !!!!!!!!

 Anonymous (1ba7) 58036

If Chloe had a really bad acne problem she would be Chloe Face Morezits

 Anonymous (6d0c) 58037

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>>58033
If chloe pandered more to fros desires she would be chloe grace morePits.
>>58034
Nope.avi and their rugby team is shit too.

 Anonymous (1ba7) 58040

If Chloe were a pastry chef she would be Chloe Bakes Cupcakes

  58041

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If Chloë Grace Moretz was my wife she would be the happiest woman in the world.

 Spoon !fFabOoSTys 58043

>>58041
No she have no feet because you'd have cooked them up and eaten them

  58045

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>>58037

Oh anon, you shouldn't have.

You so kind.

__


Mentioning Chloe as your wife…..

Newsflash: Fro is future husband

>feelwithit

 Anonymous (f956) 58046

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>>58037
>>58037
y u no like stab city bro ?

 Cheddar!gVDEcDI6uY 58047

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 Anonymous (1ba7) 58048

>>58046
If Chloe were a city I would stab it

 Anonymous (9292) 58063

if chloe grace moretz owned a black child slave in georgia who took care of her shoe collection, she'd be chloe grace moretz.

  58065

>>58043
No. Her feet would be severely damaged 'cause I would have fun with them every day, but she'd still have them.

 Cheddar!gVDEcDI6uY 58066

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>>58063
lolwut

  58067

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>>58012
Oh Dante you so crazy

  58068

>>58063
That's funny 'cause she knows korean child slaves makes her shoes and she keeps buying them.

 Cheddar!gVDEcDI6uY 58069

>>58068
lolwut

  58071

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>>58012
>Chlotilde

 Señor Dennings!s4jsf1HzKo 58072

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>>58071
I hate that fucking tv show so much

  58074

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>>58072
Then you shall burn in hell.

 Señor Dennings!s4jsf1HzKo 58075

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>>58074
dude stop posting that shit here

  58076

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>>58075
What a bad taste you have.

 Señor Dennings!s4jsf1HzKo 58077

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>>58076
That fuckin show is full of stupidity

  58078

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>>58077
Bolaños is a comedy genius.

 Anonymous (0f8d) 58083

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>>58040

the only funny one in the whole thread

 Anonymous (0f8d) 58084

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If Chloe Grace Moretz started smoking she would be Chloe Disgrace Moretz

 Narwhal !FaboostOnc 58161

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If Chloë Grace Moret zgot dubs she would be Chloë Grace Dubgets

  58168

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>>58161
Oh Narwhal, how I missed you!

 DANGER;prodigy!!YoOqRItZAs 58281

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If Chloë Grace Moretz was an untalented drawer she would be Chloë Trace Moretz

 Anonymous (cd36) 58357

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 Narwhal !FaboostOnc 58429

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>>58168

D'awww, i misses you too

Btw Chloëfornacation is my steam name now

 Narwhal !FaboostOnc 58442

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If Chloë Grace Moretz used a Debian based GNU/Linux distrobution she would be Chloë Grace apt-gets

  58449

>>58429
What a honor! Thank you. Mine is Dumbstein.

 CHLOE! 68318

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If Chloe Grace Moretz sucked my dick she'd be Chloe Grace sucks-dickz.

Oh and ps. ChloeFORNICATION has and will remain to be my username on gmail, yahoo, twitter, flickr, youtube, 4chan, reddit, digg, imageshack, imdb, and pretty much every public / private torrent-site you can imagine. <3

 Anonymous (1024) 68319

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 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 68320

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>>68318
F…fornication? Is it really you?

 Anonymousss (05b4) 68343

>>68318

you ain't touching chloe bitch ass nigger.

but you can do whatever you want with trevors corn hole.

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 68828

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Yes, all the namefags are out!

 Anonymous (0f8d) 68881

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>>68828

of the closet?

 KICK - ASS Connor de maurie (66b1) 300513

Loved Chloe in Kick-Ass as hit girl she and the movie were awesome cant wait for number 2

 Anonymous (0f34) 300569

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 Movies 301435

Can anyone suggest any Chloe movies

 Anonymous (2819) 301436

>>301435
Kick Ass, Let Me in, KA2, Hugo.

 Thx 302462

Thx for da movies anonymos

 Kickass 302463

Has anyone seen KA2 yet if u have is it good?

 Anonymous (2819) 302464

>>302463
It was very entertaining. If you don't constantly compare it to KA1 when you are watching it's just fine.

 Figures 302620

Found some awesome kick-ass figures if Chloe in a biker jacket

 GG!Mu5DJ1d1S. 302627

>>302620
post them here: >>302108

 Squiddy (ccf7) 302838

>>57995
I'm the only one who doesn't get this, am I not? (LIKE A SIR!!!!)

 Squiddy (ccf7) 302839

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>>58068
Hey, not cool, bro. (Says the korean kid) I'm sure as hell not making your f***in' shoes. Tell that to the fuckers up on the north.

 Anonymous (d600) 302887

Can someone just close this thread?

 GG!Mu5DJ1d1S. 302949

>>302887
Why? some might want to post in it (on topic)

 GG!Mu5DJ1d1S. 302984

>>302982
Hey
Do you understand english?
Stop posting in the wrong thread
Either post here: >>302678 or your posts will get deleted:


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