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 Chloë Thread #24 !!9bINe43AAo 77172

>Chloë Thread #24 - BREAKING NEWS: A cardboard cut-out of Chloë Grace Moretz has been stolen today. Witnesses claim the thief may be a Chlobro as he was stood for a suspiciously long time next to it, muttering words such as "B-but she's my destiny".

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 77173

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 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 77174

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 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 77175

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Oh Bean

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 77176

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 Anonymous (d1d6) 77177

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 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 77178

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 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 77179

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t-tthhhhanks you t-too

 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 77180

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Come at me bro

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 77181

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 Anonymous (9f9d) 77182

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 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 77183

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 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 77184

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No seriously

Come at me

 Prufrock (d70b) 77185

I hope that when Chloe comes to London she doesn't go on Jonathan Ross or Graham Norton or some other.

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 77186

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im confus

 Anonymous (2d4f) 77187

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It is pretentious to think that I or my thoughts matter enough to be imortalised in written word. Only the truely brilliant and meaningfull amongst us should have that privilege. Unfortunately ever schmuck out their thinks his or her opinion matters and as such churn out bucketfulls of meaningless drivel and we just sit there and eat it up.
Liking the concept of a chlopo btw
Heres one:
Roses are Red
Violets are blue
Chloe Grace Moretz is Great
If only I where too.

  (d1d6) 77188

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 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 77189




 Anonymous (9f9d) 77190

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never gets old

 Anonymous (cc14) 77191


She's friends with Jonathan Ross' daughter, has stayed at their house and went to his Halloween party when she was in London last time… If she's going to appear on any UK shows, it's likely to be his.

I can't stand the wanker though.

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 77192

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I hope she does then I can see her on a chat show that's on at a decent fucking time.

 Anonymous (2d4f) 77193

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  (d1d6) 77194

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Roses are red!

Violets are blue!

God made everyone ugly!

Chloe, what happened to you?!?!?

 Anonymous (2d4f) 77195

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 Prufrock (d70b) 77196


It's just another form of art. People share it on the internet, on poetry nights, a lot of times it stays in the draw and is read by the family after death and has importance on that level. How is any of that self-involved and pretentious? You wouldn't say the same thing about music.

The idea that the ego is bad (in some circumstances) is pretentious.

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 77197

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 77198

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 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 77199

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 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 77200

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 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 77201

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Suddenly everyone stops posting?

 Prufrock (d70b) 77202

You scared them away with your underground french hip-hop.

 Anonymous (2d4f) 77203

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Ive got to be honest with you Im pretty misanthropic in my views and think we would be all better off in some kind of 1984 orwellian situation wherby everyone had shaved heads and wore greey jumpsuits and art of any kind was erased from culture, created art of any form seems like an exageration of the creators importance unless the art is done to have an emotional impact on someone you care about. Otherwise it seems to me to be a "i like the tang of my own farts" kind of situation.
This isnt chloe related so Im not going to go any further sorry, we can discuss this via email if you like.
My email is chlomeo@gmail.org

 Anonymous (9f9d) 77204

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> not posting the original

 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 77205

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Laptop overheated, if it does it again I would be back on until tomorrow.

 Anonymous (9f9d) 77206

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implying anyone clicked on it

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 77207

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 Anonymous (2d4f) 77208

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Dont be so self conscious You should be here for chloe worship not time with the bros. Dont let our lack of contribution impede your efforts.

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 77209

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>not time with the bros

 Anonymous (9f9d) 77210

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and that's why anons hate namefags

 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 77211

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>That feel when I'm going to force this as a meme amongst Chloebros

 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 77212

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What did you say cunt?

 Prufrock (d70b) 77213


I just don't see what's so wrong with that? Who cares and why.. Well we're clearly not gonna agree so yeah let's just leave it there!

 Anonymous (2d4f) 77214

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Never, so you would rather court dante than chloe, good choice.
Dat smug look

 Anonymous (9f9d) 77215

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I said


 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 77216

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Oh look it's this argument again.


 Anonymous (2d4f) 77217

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Thanks for at least acknowledging me as an anon, and discussing something with me with at least some indication that you can see beyond the mask to my humanity, all chlobros are born free and equal anon or not.

 Anonymous (9f9d) 77218

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> Oh look it's this argument again.

There's nothing to argue about. Look at the name: chlobros

1. Chloe
2. Bros

 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 77219

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 Anonymous (2d4f) 77220

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>dawww mode activated

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 77221

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Ok, well done.

 Anonymous (9f9d) 77222

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I suggest you get a high res pics and maybe a few more if you really want to make a push with that. Take Ernesto's example.

 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 77223


>High res pic

I got it off caption of his twitter.

Him banging Chloe will be enough.

 Anonymous (9f9d) 77224

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tfw we used to have themed threads. I miss those. We should have a dawww thread sometimes

 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 77225

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 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 77226

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 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 77227

I got some macros coming. Dunt you worry. Trevi will be meme worthy.

 Anonymous (9f9d) 77228

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> I got it off caption of his twitter.

I now but do some investigation and find some higher res pics,. Find some background info. Give him some depth. Make him a real character. You're not selling the concept very well.

  (d1d6) 77229

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lets make this one…

 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 77230

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I really can't be bothered, deleted the pics already.

 Anonymous (2d4f) 77231

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I was also gonna suggest that, we could combine dawww thread with a feels thread that could work.
My only other dawww worthy pic.

 Anonymous (9f9d) 77232

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Why not?

  (d1d6) 77233

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 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 77234

You suck.

 Anonymous (9f9d) 77235

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  (d1d6) 77236

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 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 77237

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I can always re-save them?

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 77238

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 Anonymous (9f9d) 77239

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  (d1d6) 77240

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 Anonymous (2d4f) 77241

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Cuteness overload allready, oh mah god.

 Prufrock (d70b) 77242


I think you missed my point in the other thread or I didn't make it very well. Not worthless but worth - less in meaningful conversation. I appreciate and acknowledge what anons offer.

  (d1d6) 77243

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 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 77244

Shall I just make that d'awwww thread then? None of the people posting the pics seem to want to.

 Anonymous (9f9d) 77245

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dawww they look so cute together

  (d1d6) 77246

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 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 77247

>You will never touch Chloe's scar.

 Anonymous (9f9d) 77248

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this is already it blind nigga

 Anonymous (9f9d) 77249

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what scar? pic or it didn't happen



 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 77250

But dis is Bean news #24.

  (d1d6) 77251

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 Anonymous (9f9d) 77252

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 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 77253

>That feel when no one on this board is oldchloebro enough to understand certain jokes (apart from Danger)

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 77254

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>That feel when oldfags are always smug.

 Anonymous (9f9d) 77255

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name 3

 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 77256


Chloe related meme, don't worry brah.

 Anonymous (2d4f) 77257

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Too much dawww Im going to bed guys good night yall.
Looking foward to jimmy camel tomorow.

  (d1d6) 77258

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 Prufrock (d70b) 77259

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 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 77260

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>Pretty much

>Come at me brah

 Anonymous (9f9d) 77261

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> Chloe related meme, don't worry brah.

I thought she had a real scar that we didn't know about.

 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 77262


Nope. Not that I know of (being her future husband and all…)

 Anonymous (9f9d) 77263

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all my dawww



 Prufrock (d70b) 77264


I was about to attack the inbetweeners as I did anons before but I think I'll resist


  (d1d6) 77265

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 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 77266

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I really like it..

I'm in sixth form to so I guess I can relate, possibly why..?

 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 77267



Why must I always embarrass myself…

  (d1d6) 77268

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  (d1d6) 77269


 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 77270

File: 1336434279350.png (28.52 KB, 505x158)

 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 77271


 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 77272

>If Chloe Moretz couldn't stop swearing
>She'd be Chloe Tourettes

 Prufrock (d70b) 77273


You like school? I hated all that superficial machoism when I was in sixth form.

 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 77274


>You like school

Not really, lazy, work etc blah blah.

>The rest

wut (tiredsFUUARKKK)

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 77275

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>If Chloe Moretz kept on playing Assassins Creed
>She'd be Chloe Morezio Altidore

  (d1d6) 77276

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 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 77277

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This! ahhhhhhhhh OMG!!!!

 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 77278

Bean complains about other people not posting…

  (d1d6) 77279

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  (d1d6) 77280

File: 1336435088031.jpg (202.94 KB, 1600x1200)

  (d1d6) 77281

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  (d1d6) 77282

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 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 77283

Well since it seems every trip has left me (chickenshits).

Cya anon(s)

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 77284

Nooooooo I was making Trevi's

  (d1d6) 77285

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yeah i'm gonna chickenshit too, need a few hours sleep

 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 77286

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Show me tomorrow brah, its 1AM. Fro needs his beauty sleep, can't be having the future Chloe husband with bags under his eyes can we now?

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 77287

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Then there was but one person here.

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 77288

I'll be posting them in the OC & Macros thread before I chickenshit probably.

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 77289

Looking for the picture of the guy with the strange shaped face in a blue shirt pictured with Chloe at an airport. Unedited please.

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 77290

fak yu cheddar gooby

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 77291

what do you want fro

 Anonymous (e705) 77292

did you have a nice fap? err i mean did you enjoy "returning those videotapes"?

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 77293

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>he was stood for a suspiciously long time next to it, muttering words such as "B-but she's my destiny".

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 77294

File: 1336442104606.jpg (100.16 KB, 342x389)

i was not fapping you idiot, i was doing some serious business

 Anonymous (c6b2) 77295


Fapping is serious business. Unlike females, when guys masturbates, we do not "play" with ourselves.

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 77296

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 DANGER;prodigy!!txc0ZK1Cc6 77297

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all the brit fags leave when me and dante get on.

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 77298

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 DANGER;prodigy!!txc0ZK1Cc6 77299

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so where do you stand on the anon vs. namefag debate

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 77300

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namefag master race

 DANGER;prodigy!!txc0ZK1Cc6 77301

File: 1336453345135.jpg (241.04 KB, 1600x1200)

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 77302

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 Anonymous (e705) 77303

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oh hi guize im back!

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 77304

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 Anonymous (e705) 77305

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sup bro?

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 77306

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 Anonymous (e705) 77307

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 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 77308

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dafuq comrade

 Anonymous (e705) 77309

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 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 77310

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stop this, nigga

 Anonymous (e705) 77311

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 Anonymous (8c82) 77312

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 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 77313

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stop it, mofucka, who are you anyway

 Anonymous (e705) 77314

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 Anonymous (8c82) 77315

File: 1336456864432.jpg (413.82 KB, 483x1998)

Wait, is it this guy ?

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 77316

File: 1336456877492.jpg (40.31 KB, 766x510)

ooh shit i know who you are now, this is a fucking stalker mofucka

 Anonymous (e705) 77317

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u like?

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 77318

File: 1336457443566.gif (395.64 KB, 300x170)

 Anonymous (e705) 77319

File: 1336457552176.jpeg (67.54 KB, 1024x768)

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 77320

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 Anonymous (e705) 77321

File: 1336458220097.jpeg (57.48 KB, 1024x768)


 Anonymous (8c82) 77322

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The lack of Chloe is disturbing

 Anonymous (e705) 77323

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will you ever forgive me?

 Anonymous (8c82) 77324

File: 1336460539240.jpg (144.04 KB, 634x745)

>dat HQ

 Anonymous (8c82) 77325

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 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 77326

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Hey Dante…. Hey..Hey Dante…

How's ya soup?

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 77327

File: 1336473256621.png (94.81 KB, 220x480)

>Wake up
>Post Chloe
The British are coming.

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 77328

fuk ya mofucka

 Anonymous (8c82) 77329

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 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 77330

File: 1336473643464.jpg (53.67 KB, 400x413)


Always a pleasure.

Anyway I got to go now, cya all.

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 77331

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Ta-ta ol' chap.

 Anonymous (8c82) 77332

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 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 77333

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>that feel when you have to wake up by 7am and it's already 6am

 Prufrock (d70b) 77334


one more hour with us

 Anonymous (8c82) 77335

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Do you start hustling at 7?

 Prufrock (d70b) 77336

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Is she saying she's familiar with his naked body? OH SHI…

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 77337

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i'm a freelancer, gooby, i have an appointment at that hour

 Anonymous (8c82) 77338

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>naked body

Pick one

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 77339

File: 1336474786886.jpg (32.29 KB, 400x388)

>that feel when nobody is reading this

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 77340

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i love the smell of napalm in the morning, smells like…victory

 Anonymous (8c82) 77341

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I read it.

Didn't understand what was going on half the time. But i read it.

 Anonymous (8c82) 77342

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Bean, you left already ?

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 77343

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That feel when you over slept work by 3 hours because you wanted to watch Chloe on Jimmy Kimmel.

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 77344

Nah, I'm just getting my arse kicked on MW2.

 Anonymous (2d4f) 77345

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You and I have gotta get our shit together, that aint healthy. Lets get healthy. Chlole shouldnt impinge on us leading our daily lives.

 Anonymous (8c82) 77346

Yes she should, and she will continue to do so

 Narwhal !FisPY5nvaE 77347


I stayed up so late last night because I couldn't stop thinking about her. It's not fair, ill never have someone as amazing as her in my life

 Anonymous (2d4f) 77348

I know that feel, sleeping has been rough for me too lately.
Ive failed 3 exams out of 4 out of 8 thus far that is too much of an impingment damnit I need to get some fucking priorities.

 Prufrock (d70b) 77349

>tfw you need to get up and start working but you've just had an incredible wank and you don't know how loud you were so you're waiting around a bit before you enter the shower.

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 77350

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Fuck you, Sir. This obsessive love has gotten to far and their must be a cure for it.

  (d1d6) 77351

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there is no cure it's a terminal illness…

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 77352

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True dat.

 Narwhal !FisPY5nvaE 77353

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Why do we do this to ourselves

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 77354

We didn't do this to ourselves. Its nobodies fault. We can't help it.

 Anonymous (2d4f) 77355

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Save me chloe ಠ_ಠ

 Narwhal !FisPY5nvaE 77356


thats what I mean ;_;

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 77357

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So what are we gonna do about this? We are on a website where we exchange pictures of a 15 year old girl. Life sucks.

 Anonymous (2d4f) 77358

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Just keep it up and hope for that butter zone whereby we have a nice compromise between chloe time and life time, its all too possible and really when you think about it its not really too bad. Im gratefull, its weird Ive been happier recently than I have been in ages yet perceptable my life is going down the shitter, its kind of a weird paradox really. I think ive been hypnotised by a certain someone

 Narwhal !FisPY5nvaE 77359

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 Prufrock (d70b) 77360

You guys should do what I do which is vaguely fit the chance of meeting/knowing Chloe into your plan for self-betterment. Win-win.

  (d1d6) 77361

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only chance I will get to meet Chloe is if she comes to Australia, or my mid-life crises trip to Las Vegas

 Anonymous (2d4f) 77362

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Im just gonna keep mah chin up and try to stop wallowing in self pitty.If chloe doesnt cure what ails my soul then time suerly will ಠ_ಠ
No more induldgent wallowing for me, adios guys ttyl.

 Narwhal !FisPY5nvaE 77363

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 77364

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One day that'll be possible but right now, Chloe is my only hobby.

Anyone could meet Chloe if they put their mind to it. Just go to a mall in L.A or where ever she is filming or a premiere of her film etc. Meeting Chloe in the right conditions would be ideal though (Her mum not looking at you like she wants to murder you).

 Prufrock (d70b) 77365


That's what I mean, be introduced to her by a friend in a social situation so you're not just on the periphery, then add her on fb/twitter or whatever. Anything is possible if you're determined and work hard enough!

 Anonymous (cc14) 77366

So when did this Chan basically turn into 24 hours of:

"I'll never meet Chloe, my life is over"

*crys like a bitch*

Seriously, that's all it's been for the best part of 2 days, fuck, no wonder new people don't come here, one look at 99% of the threads and it's enough to put anyone off.

 Prufrock (d70b) 77367


I don't know how old you are but do you not wanna live in another country for a while?

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 77368

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>mfw I know all of these feels but feel less bawwwish about them.
Except when I'm awake at 2am and I realise what I'm doing. Or see dem stare pics.

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 77369

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How would you possibly get in a social situation with Chloe? The only way Trevor would let any random guy near her is if they were gay.

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 77370

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 Prufrock (d70b) 77371


Chloe is friends with loads of older guys. Just gotta find and then move in the right circle. I explained it more yesterday so I won't go into it again. But it's not physically impossible (by any means) = I can and will do it if I want to.

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 77372

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Of course…but to pull it all off would take a miracle.

 Anonymous (c6b2) 77373


>Chloe is friends with loads of older guys.

Yeah, essentially all of whom are/related to someone in the entertainment or fashion industry.

 Prufrock (d70b) 77374


Yeah but like I said win-win if I don't pull it off because of the myriad other hurdles I'll have to overcome on the way to that one situation.


I can be that.

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 77375

You can talk the talk but can you…walk the walk.

 Prufrock (d70b) 77376


If I can't walk the walk then I can learn to walk the walk! I'm not saying my objective is simply to find this situation but improve myself so when I get there I can impress upon her.

 Anonymous (e705) 77377

>wake up
>watch chloe on ellen
>come to chlomo
>let's see what's new
>another day of crying has commenced

 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 77378

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Back brah's

Feels without me? I don't think so

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 77379

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Its time.

 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 77380


No >feels today

However Dante might when he gets to see Trevi.

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 77381

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I can't wait for Trevi…

 Anonymous (e705) 77382

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GTFO Trevi, Chloe is mine.

 Anonymous (6338) 77383

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Bitch please.

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 77384

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 Anonymous (d1d6) 77385

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these niggas serious?!?!

 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 77386

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>I'm 12 and what is this?

So many things wrong with that kid. His dad needs to tell him about the birds and he Bee's.

Funny thing Ive seen all day

 Anonymous (e705) 77387

rohry10: and hero to us all

 Anonymous (e705) 77388

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 Anonymous (d1d6) 77389

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Usted virginal grasa duchas vaginales chloe es mío puta

 Anonymous (e705) 77390

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>girl tweets chloe about kick ass 2
> <3
>she wants my dick

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 77391

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 Prufrock (d70b) 77393

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>Shock: You've been very involved on Twitter, interacting with fans.

>Mortez: It's great. I read so many things. I try to respond all the time. I want people to know that I do read their stuff. I read their stuff all the time. It's so hard, though, because when I start replying I feel really bad for those that I don't reply to. But I do read everyone's stuff. I have the most amazing fans.

>I do read everyone's stuff.

>I read their stuff all the time.

I sincerely hope not.


 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 77394


Nice lol

 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 77395


>It's so hard

My sides are moving on their own

 Anonymous (c6b2) 77396


She's got over 225,000 followers. She obviously doesn't read ALL of it.

She has read and tweeted about some of the negative stuff, though.

 Prufrock (d70b) 77397


Has she? Got a cap of that?

 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 77398


>Negative stuff

Like people rejecting the idea that I'm her future husband?

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 77399

>I'm not allowed to watch R rated movies

Nuff said.

 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 77400


>ChloFro isn't my future husband

Nuff said.

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 77401

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I don't remember that interview?

 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 77402

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Said it to Trevor, she doesn't want him to step to me innit. Mans will get FUUUUCKKKKED UP.

 Anonymous (c6b2) 77403


I was trying to find it. There was some shit she tweeted about "haters" and "I'm just 13!". I also remember an article posted about it titled "Chloe Moretz should learn to Internet", but I can't find either of them.

There has to be an easier way to find tweets, such as organizing them by date. It was FOREVER ago in the twitterverse.

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 77404

There is an app created which has stored tweets from about a year ago but no further.

 Anonymous (c6b2) 77405


>To read @ChloeGmoretz's tweets, sign in below.

No Twitter account here…

 Anonymous (cc14) 77406

Yeah it's a pain in the ass to read tweets that are a few years old, they should have a better system for it.

The oldest tweet of Chloe's I can see, because I favorited it, was the first reply I got from her on the 16th April 2010.

Man, so weird thinking back to where she would basically tweet fans EVERY day, for like 30 mins at a time (or until twitter blocked her temporarily for tweeting too much lol). She stopped doing that after she got close to 100,000 followers I think though.

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 77407

>That feel when I'll never get a reply from Chloe

 Anonymous (cc14) 77408

I'm not joking, but I got like 50+ replies from her when she used to reply.

It was a nightmare though, because once she tweeted something EVERYBODY would start spamming her in the hope she'd reply (myself included admittedly) but when she did, it was the best feeling.

 Prufrock (d70b) 77409


I think she retweeted a few fans a month or two back when she was on 30 rock I think? I can't remember her actually ever replying to a fan, not in my time as a chlobro anyway. I know she used to do it a lot more as you say.

I agree with her that it's for the best that she doesn't reply really, it would set an impossible precedent. On instagram she makes a point to @ her friends when she replies to them in the messages.

 Anonymous (2d4f) 77410

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What was said?
Please dont be a bunch of generic crap.
Spill some beans.

 Prufrock (d70b) 77411

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ik. :(

HOLD ON A MINUTE. I was just checking the last time I message Chloe on instagram on Friday when I was drunk. Is she trying to tell me something here? :O

 Anonymous (c6b2) 77412

She used to reply to fans very often, but stopped. She really only responds to friends, media, and other celebrities now.

One place says she's not allowed to follow fans, but I'm not sure how accurate the source is. They claim to just be a bunch of fans, but act more as a PR team and seem to have pretty personal information.


 Anonymous (e705) 77413

>that feel when you really are a creepy fuck stalker after all

 Anonymous (9f9d) 77414

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The come in mind

"why are some guys such pigs?"

and the one where someone tried to insult her by

calling her an overachiever.

  (d1d6) 77415


>that feel when you are nearly 20 years older than Chloe…

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 77416

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 Anonymous (e705) 77417

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chloe prefers gentlemen
pic related

 Prufrock (d70b) 77418


>that feeling of ambivalence when you realise an anon on chlomo.org has it in for you.

Haha. Fuck off. What are you?

 Prufrock (d70b) 77419


Fake date. ;)

  (d1d6) 77420

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make the internet people go away

 Anonymous (e705) 77421

>that feel when rustled

 Prufrock (d70b) 77422


I'm not rustled about my comment, I think it's quite sweet actually looking at it again. I considered deleting it but didn't. Your ill feeling towards me however is disturbing. I don't know what I've done to deserve it but whatever, I'm sorry. I can't be arsed with that shit I'm here to have a laugh and enjoy Chloe.

  (d1d6) 77423

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 Anonymous (e705) 77424

>that feel when my comments are worth-less but still get a reply
>that feel when everything i post gets taken seriously
>that feel when they say they aren't rustled but give long winded replies

 Anonymous (2d4f) 77425

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>that feel when some people here seem to spend the majority of their time on here trying to rustle others
>that feel when I dont understand this
>that feel when I wish we could all just get along
>that feel when I detest feels

 Anonymous (c10a) 77426

Im out T the moment, using my phone, but ill post some of the tweets I have from her when I get in. They are pretty short or generic for the most part, but not surprising given she used to tweet so many people. Clubchloe are just fans, used to use the account myself at one time (its shared) but even though they have good intentions they got too strict for my liking.

 Prufrock (d70b) 77427


Well if you are joking around put a reaction pic in or something as it just looks like some faceless creep has it in for me and yeah, that is unnerving.

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 77428

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 Anonymous (e705) 77429

>that feel when having some innocent fun is discouraged

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 77430

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Of course. They seem like really good people who run the account but they are being way to strict. Probably because they don't have much better to do.

 Anonymous (2d4f) 77431

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One mans fun is another mans something bad.
I'll bear that in mind next time I see feel posts trying to rustle some and I will not intervene, although surely there are better ways to have fun.
I like rustling people in real life cause you get to see their reaction but on the internet it just seems a bit pointless due to the fact that you dont know if they are really mad or not.

 Anonymous (e705) 77432

i agree, they go apeshit over genuine fans even using the word shit in a tweet that has chloe mentioned yet they will mention chloe in replies to tweets that are far worse. seems idiotic when you think about it.

 Anonymous (9f9d) 77433

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That feel what they warned me to stop making tweets mentioning chloe and stop promoting chlomo.org

Fuck those 12 year old cunts

  (d1d6) 77434


 Anonymous (c6b2) 77435


>too strict

That's precisely why I described them as a PR team.

 Anonymous (e705) 77436

nice! but why only 45 seconds? damn

 Prufrock (d70b) 77437


It's not fun you have it in for me! I've apologised if I upset you the other day for expressing my opinion, what more do you want? I didn't call anyone specifically immature just that it comes from an immature place/culture (4chan, surely undeniable) and so I don't think I deserve that kind of direct abuse you are giving me.

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 77438

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 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 77439

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Such a dick move from Abby when she kisses him when she just fed on some other humans blood and has it all round her face.

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 77440

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Oh Ernesto. You so craazzyy

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