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 Chloe thread #93 (e690) 56838

"Happy birthday Teri " edition

 Anonymous (9e0d) 56839

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 Anonymous (ba00) 56840

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Thank sesame its not chloe duke moretz, how things woulds have been different.

Happy birthday terri.

 Anonymous (9e0d) 56841

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> chloe duke moretz

 Anonymous (ba00) 56842

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Why is it that as you go up higher in the social status names seem to get more double barreled and conoluted. It seems a tad pretentious. Like its rare to see a movie star or plastic surgeon naming their kid jerry or something its gotta be somewhat out their like theodore, special moon,barnaby jones or someshit.

Theres some really loud part going down in a house nearby whatdo? Im scared. I really should do something teach those punk kids a lesson.

 Anonymous (b337) 56843

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>mfw postan in an old thread

Again, good evening bro's

 Anonymous (9e0d) 56844


> Theres some really loud part going down in a house nearby whatdo?

grab your kick-ass costume and start busting heads

 Anonymous (9e0d) 56845

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 Anonymous (b337) 56846

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>Theres some really loud part going down in a house nearby whatdo? Im scared. I really should do something teach those punk kids a lesson.

This idea has kinda been proposed before, but no one actually did it:
>Chloe mask
>Bambi shirt
>Rainbow panties

 Anonymous (9e0d) 56847

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I don't think that getting raped is such a good idea

 Anonymous (b337) 56848

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Why not? One should have tried everything.

 Anonymous (ba00) 56849

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I think I would like to live my life having never been raped thanks.
I kinda just want to tell them to shut the fuck up purely to see how they react, also I feel it must be hell for the house directly adjacent to the party house but the residents might be too timid to say anything.

They must be like 2 or 3 blocks away and I can hear it, how inconsiderate.

 Anonymous (9e0d) 56850

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> One should have tried everything.

No, one really shouldn't. Otherwise he can get stabbed, shot or jump from the roof of a building just because he need to try everything. Getting rape fits in the same category.

 Anonymous (b337) 56851

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Depending on the kind of music they're playing, I'd tell them to shut the fuck up.

>implying I would actually do that

 !CalcLbWSVA 56852

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Happy birthday!

 Anonymous (ba00) 56853

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Its some annoying repetitive dance music that probably sounds as bad at this distance as it does up close.

 Anonymous (ba00) 56854

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Posting by the creed.

 Anonymous (ba00) 56855

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 Anonymous (b337) 56856

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In that case, tell them not only to shut the fuck up, but also to die in a fire for torturing people with that kind of music.

 Mr. Dennings!s4jsf1HzKo 56857

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>ITT: Fags

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 56858

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Hey hey hey

 Anonymous (ba00) 56859

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You sure aren't helping bring down the fag levels.
Will do. What could possibly go wrong there.

 Anonymous (9e0d) 56860

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dante calling anyone fags

 Mr. Dennings!s4jsf1HzKo 56861

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 Anonymous (b337) 56862

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>Will do. What could possibly go wrong there.
Absolutely nothing, just go for it.
A very good evening to you as well.

 Mr. Dennings!s4jsf1HzKo 56863

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 Mr. Dennings!s4jsf1HzKo 56864

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k goobs

 Anonymous (9e0d) 56865

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 Anonymous (9e0d) 56866

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 Talos !TaLOsjpvGg 56867

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>mfw we're back down to 20 lurkers.

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 56868

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Sauce that it's Teri's birthday?

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 56869

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 Anonymous (7dda) 56870

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 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 56871

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Thanks. I knew it was in July but I thought it was later in the month. I'm also surprised Chloe didn't tweet a happy birthday this morning.

 Anonymous (ba00) 56872

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Busy filming?
Or better yet take the natural human approach and tell her in person. What better way than that.


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I can also hear one

 Anonymous (ba00) 56874

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Dear god maybe we live near eachother.
Meet up at the party, I will be the one wearing the bambi shirt.


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I always wanted to create a Teri Appreciation Thread but I was afraid of being misjudged.

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 56876

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>Not having a Teri folder

 Anonymous (b5c2) 56877

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terri is a newfag.

 Anonymous (b337) 56878

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Chloe party? Tell me where, I want to join. We can use a beamer for the movie stream.

 Anonymous (ba00) 56879

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 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 56880

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 Anonymous (b5c2) 56881

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>get on /b/ for chloe thread
>first time being on /b/ in the holocene epoch, since the dawn of chlomo.org
>looking through threads out of curiosity
>mfw summer is the only word in /b/'s vocabulary.
>mfw they blame their shitty sense of humor and lack of creativity on a phenomenon that doesn't exist…..
>mfw feeling superior on my underground imageboard.

good ol' /b/.

 Anonymous (ba00) 56882

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Thats just what a summer fag would say.


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I'll be guy wearing nothing.

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 56884

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>first time being on /b/

Summerfags, summerfags everywhere


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 Anonymous (9e0d) 56886

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 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 56887

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 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 56888

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So people actually think this girl is hot…
I was almost sick.

 Anonymous (9e0d) 56889

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mfw looking at thumb and going "boy, that's one bad shoop"



Ched pls delete, I feel sick.

 Anonymous (9e0d) 56891

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everything else aside she has horrendous legs, she has the same fat cow like ankles like her little sister

 Anonymous (b337) 56892

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Second this. It's horrible.

 Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 56893

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10/10, would inseminate. What are you on about Cheddar?

 Anonymous (9e0d) 56894

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So who is watching the movie?

>Can't decide.

 Anonymous (b337) 56896

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I will probably be watching anyways, it should be fun with bro's.


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Were the last (two?) movies?

I haven't participated in a movie night yet.

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 56898

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>3.9 rating on IMDB
>Only one critic review on rotten tomatoes

Meh. We've all shown our displeasure for it but we're still watching it anyway. I'll probably be in the whiteboard chat and on chlomo.

 Anonymous (b337) 56899

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I missed the first one too, the second one was fun, the movie itself wasn't spectacular, and my laptop overheated halfway through, but I thought it was fun anyways.


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 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 56901

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 Anonymous (7dda) 56902

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 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 56903

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I can't believe there was so many pictures from this event but only one video. Not even one of the award ceremony.

 Anonymous (ba00) 56904

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At least you are consistent.

>tfw when you were downstairs sitting alone at the kitchen table listening to the banging party going on in the distance while eating easi singles cheese slices at 20 to 12 on a saturday night

God damnit
Can't wait for the bald chloe scenes

 Anonymous (9e0d) 56905

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> Can't wait for the bald chloe scenes


I think you're confusing the movies

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 56906

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> while eating easi singles cheese slices

 Anonymous (ba00) 56907

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Is this not the one where she has cancer at the end or does she plat a cancer victim twice?

 Anonymous (ba00) 56908

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Nix that, I just looked it up.
I could have sworn someone said this was the cancer one. Oh well will watch anyway.

 Anonymous (9e0d) 56909

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he said she was the hospital girl, not that she had cancer

 Anonymous (ba00) 56910

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Ah ok.
My newfag is showing.
Easy mistake to make though I suppose.

 Anonymous (9e0d) 56911

<h3 style="text-align:left"><a href="http://www.ustream.tv/channel/chlobros-movie-night">stream</a></h3>
<h3 style="text-align:left"><a href="http://us6.chatzy.com/63931462583946">chatroom</a></h3>

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 56912

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 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 56913

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Can't we all just, get along? <3

 Anonymous (ba00) 56915

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I get on with everyone.


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Duppends on which anon you are <3

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 56917

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>Get along with everyone

I kid, I kid. I'm sure you are one of the nice anons.

 Anonymous (ba00) 56918

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Im the one that never causes any trouble and is always here yet gets overlooked for some unknow reasons.
I just want to do whats best by chloe and the chlobros but maybe that doesn't come across or hasn't come across in the past.


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It's just hard to tell the difference between anons <3

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 56920

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That's the point of being anonymous


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Oh you

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 56922

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 Anonymous (ba00) 56925

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Good night.

 !CalcLbWSVA 56926

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The answer is clearly to start causing trouble then!

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 56927

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 Anonymous (ba00) 56928

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There would be no point in forcing it plus that would be a disservice to you guys, and I just want whats best for yall.

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 56929

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This is actually such a good song.

 Mr. Dennings!s4jsf1HzKo 56930

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>Produced by Cheddar

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 56931

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We got a top anon right here

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 56932

How often do you refresh chlomo.org?

 Anonymous (b337) 56933

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Not that anyone cares since I'm anon, but bye and good night anyways!

 Mr. Dennings!s4jsf1HzKo 56934

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dunno really

 Anonymous (7dda) 56935

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 Anonymous (ba00) 56936

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Cya bro!
Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 56937

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I care!
I'll see you tomorrow and have very sweat dreams!

 Anonymous (b337) 56938

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Dutchie indeed.

How the flying fuck do people keep recognizing me for some reason?

 Anonymous (b337) 56939

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>I care!
That's nice :3
>I'll see you tomorrow and have very sweat dreams!
That won't be a problem, it's fucking hot here. (for my standards anyways)

 Anonymous (ba00) 56940

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I just get lucky every time I suppose.

Im off too g'night chlomo.

 Anonymous (b337) 56941

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Are you the same guy that guessed me earlier then?

Also, g'night!

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 56942

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Sweat dreams to you too

 Mr. Dennings!s4jsf1HzKo 56943

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 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 56944

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Gooby pls

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 56945

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 Anonymous (b5c2) 56946

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anyone have a girlfriend or a friend who is a girl that they've told about chlomo.org? or chloe addiction in general?

 Anonymous (87f3) 56947

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 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 56948

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You'd have to know a very understanding girl that you are friendzoned with for her to not get weirded out completely, right?
She'd also definitely tell people. I can't see it being a good idea.

 Anonymous (87f3) 56949

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 Anonymous (b5c2) 56950

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nah dude. if she's so heavily infatuated that she just… doesn't care… or finds it cute… it wouldn't be that bad.

and no one cares about gossip like that… it's not highschool. don't think she tell a soul. and if she did, i can't imagine myself or anyone else giving a shit.

 Anonymous (7dda) 56951

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What is a girlfriend? A friend that is a girl? Does virtual girls count?

 Home®!!s/hoUTsmL. 56952

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sup mah bros

 Anonymous (0b87) 56953

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 Anonymous (0b87) 56954

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 Anonymous (0cbd) 56955

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 Home®!!s/hoUTsmL. 56956

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baking a bread on /b atm, if anyone is around

 Anonymous (9e0d) 56957

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 Solar!!JaE3DH33zQ 56958

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 Anonymous (b337) 56959

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One of my friend kinda knows, but he doesn't know I spend a shitload of time every day on this site.

I've had the urge to tell someone a couple times, but every time I figured it's better not to.

 Anonymous (9e0d) 56960

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> but every time I figured it's better not to.

I know what you mean. On one hand it would be nice to share but on the other they might not get it and you will end up looking bad

 Zatoichi (14a5) 56961

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I've told pretty much all of my friends, boys and girls…even my parents know to some extent.
Oddly, the girls understand my obsession more than my guy friends…

 Anonymous (b337) 56962

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>I've told pretty much all of my friends, boys and girls…even my parents know to some extent
I jelly.
>Oddly, the girls understand my obsession more than my guy friends…
Wut, that's kinda odd indeed.

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 56963

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 Mephisto (fe04) 56964

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My friends know I love Chloë, but when I talk about her its like 'oh here we go again' wish I had a friend who was as big of a Chlobro as I am :(


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Great work man, keep it up.

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 56966

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 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 56967

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 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 56968

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 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 56969

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So how is everyone doing on this fine day?

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 56970

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>mfw lurkers

 Anonymous (9e0d) 56971

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 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 56972

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>mfw anons attention seeking

 Anonymous (0b87) 56973

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too slow faggot

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 56974

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 Anonymous (0b87) 56975

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 Zatoichi (14a5) 56976

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My Ex-girlfriend actually likes Chloe a lot too, just not as much as me. She even helped me get one of the cardboard displays from Dark Shadows
>this one

 Anonymous (0cbd) 56977

What's this?

Caption guy 2.0

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 56978

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 Anonymous (0b87) 56979

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 Anonymous (0b87) 56980

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 Anonymous (0b87) 56981

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 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 56982

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Please do.

 Anonymous (9e0d) 56983

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 Anonymous (0b87) 56984

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 Anonymous (0b87) 56985

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u can have this instead

 Anonymous (0b87) 56986

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 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 56987

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>mfw an anon is a bigger attention seeker than all namefags put together

 Anonymous (9e0d) 56988

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if you think that's attentionwhoring you don't know what the term means

 Anonymous (0b87) 56989

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>tfw Fro's voice makes girls so horney they just have to drop to the floor and 'bate.

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 56991

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Nope. I'm pretty confident that you were looking for attention with that post.

 Anonymous (0b87) 56992

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did you call Chloe as well…

  (0b87) 56993

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wrong anon chessey I will noname so u don't get confused


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That was just a text, I'm THAT GOOD.

  (0b87) 56995

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her cousin is fucking cute too

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 56996

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>No name is new Earl


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Her cousin is ugly

but >dat friend with >dat jawline sitting next to Chloe in THE OPEN FRIDGE picture.

  (0b87) 56998

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phase 1: hook up with cousin
phase 2: get to know Chloe at family shit
phase 3: get Chloe drunk at Christmas time and engage in threesome
phase 4: dump cousin and marry Chloe

flawless plan


File: 1341755999243.jpg (54.94 KB, 944x606)


phase 1: Meet Chloe in club
phase 2: Use Fro charm
phase 3: >tfw Chlo <3 Fro
phase 4: Marry Chlo

flawless plan

Game on, bitch.

  (0b87) 57000

File: 1341756073777.jpg (14.25 KB, 390x293)

cant find the that pic

  (0b87) 57001

File: 1341756299528.jpg (55.05 KB, 720x478)


File: 1341756503264.jpg (196.75 KB, 1024x765)

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 57003

File: 1341756652142.jpg (94.09 KB, 469x189)

>You'll never make breakfast in bed for Chloe

  (0b87) 57004


left or right of chloe?


File: 1341757040072.jpg (135.21 KB, 960x720)


lefty is kinda cute but

>dat right

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 57006

>Calling another girl in the picture cute when short haired Chloe is in it

  (0b87) 57007

File: 1341757278303.jpg (126.43 KB, 960x648)


ahh your talking about Haley Albert… she's a lil slut

 Solar!!JaE3DH33zQ 57008


None of the girls in that photo is Haley Albert, that photo was taken whilst Chloe was in London. That's Honey Ross' house (Jonathan Ross' daughter).


File: 1341757445977.jpg (83.77 KB, 480x640)


Are you sure? She looks different to all the pictures I've seen of her.

Maybe it's just Fro.



I said she's cute, never said she has anything on Chloe did I?

  (0b87) 57010


she looks just like the chick on chloe's facebook

  (0b87) 57011

File: 1341757732144.jpg (503.94 KB, 612x1219)

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 57012

It's still forbidden.

 Solar!!JaE3DH33zQ 57013


Not the same girl.

 Solar!!JaE3DH33zQ 57014

  (0b87) 57015

File: 1341758790864.jpg (45.44 KB, 1024x602)

yeah easy to tell with a front on photo


I'd hit her hard.

  (0b87) 57017

File: 1341758966931.jpg (227.85 KB, 960x960)

all her friends strip down to bikinis… wish chloe would

 Solar!!JaE3DH33zQ 57018

The girls in the "fridge" photo aren't Chloe's friends as such, they're Honey's friends (Honey has more pics of them on her Twitter, though I couldn't pinpoint the one mistaken for Haley, to be honest all of those girls look the same and generic to me.) that Chloe hung out with whilst in London.

  (0b87) 57019

File: 1341759067167.jpg (39.24 KB, 600x453)


you know Teri would go off in bed, she'd rape the fuck out of you fornication

 Solar!!JaE3DH33zQ 57020

File: 1341759538013.jpg (77.06 KB, 540x720)


File: 1341759663517.png (43.43 KB, 222x175)

Teri raping me? What a dream! She's my #1 MILF and now that she's single it's my chance to have Chloë as my stepdaughter. Just imagine how beautiful that would be. Every day in the morning Chloë would say "Good morning, daddy fornication". Then I'd kiss her forehead and when she turns back I'd start loving her mom right there in the kitchen in that beautiful morning.

I hope Teri can still give me a son.

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 57022

File: 1341759797224.png (188.46 KB, 247x284)

>You'll never kiss Chloe's forehead


 Narwha!FaboostOnc 57023

File: 1341760061825.jpg (42.63 KB, 307x313)

>mfw i found this place by googling something like "How can i meet Chloe Moretz" and this came up



File: 1341760078958.jpg (55.84 KB, 720x540)


Then I'd have to impress you, being Chloes' future husband that is.

>tfw Mr.Chloefornication, do i have permission to marry your step-daughter?

  (0b87) 57025

File: 1341760166013.jpg (108.14 KB, 364x354)


as if you wouldn't be getting into your stepdaughter every night after you slip a few valium in Teri's brandy

  (0b87) 57026


I gave that guy a link to Ernesto as well


File: 1341760244372.jpg (49.43 KB, 505x505)


Wtf? Where's the L, you crazy unicorn dolphin?

Is this an attempt to seduce me?

I come from a culture where the father is responsible for taking the daughter's virginity. I hope you don't mind.


That was already implied in my post. The kiss in the forehead is my way to tell Chloë "you are going to be mine tonight".

 Narwhal!FaboostOnc 57029

File: 1341760350974.jpg (356.74 KB, 700x746)


The exlamation mark is the 'l'

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 57030

File: 1341760365832.png (245.7 KB, 464x336)

haha I remember that. Good times.

>You'll never meet Chloe Grace Moretz

  (0b87) 57031

File: 1341760446299.jpg (56.87 KB, 279x356)


fro's not going to be too happy if you're tapping his wife behind his back, maybe you 2 could have a spit roast once a week


File: 1341760453796.jpg (56.73 KB, 396x594)


You wouldn't be the father; you are the step father, so Chloe cherry popping for you.

>tfw I'd get consent from Mac.

>tfw Fro takes Chloes virginity.
>tfw highest honour ever achieved.

 Narwhal!FaboostOnc 57033

  (0b87) 57034

File: 1341760679638.jpg (160.39 KB, 720x431)


File: 1341760689684.jpg (106.69 KB, 720x709)


*So no

 Narwhal!FaboostOnc 57036


You used the c work in a movie?

I might have…


File: 1341760743495.jpg (93.82 KB, 350x321)

Watch your step, son. You're entering a whole world of pain.


File: 1341760839967.jpg (54.11 KB, 720x483)



That's not the word I'd use to describe marrying Chloe…

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 57039

File: 1341760843676.jpg (1.2 MB, 2400x2957)

I love those vids. Everyone needs to watch them all


File: 1341761108599.jpg (162.1 KB, 1068x902)

That's the word I'd use to describe you waking up burried alive six feet under in Texas one day before the wedding with snakes in your coffin and ants in your mouth.

Chloë is mine, capisce?

 Narwhal!FaboostOnc 57041

File: 1341761181187.jpg (34.65 KB, 246x244)

Everyone drink Faboos!


File: 1341761224954.jpg (37.1 KB, 483x362)


>Implying anyone can take my future wife from me

Fucking come at me brah


We should have a church dedicated to praise the yellow in her teeth. I wonder what she was eating right before this photo was taken. I wish I could suck and lick her teeth.

 Narwhal!FaboostOnc 57044

Anyone know what 0:10 is from?

  (0b87) 57045


I reckon she was eating Cheetos

  (0b87) 57046

File: 1341761699177.jpg (2.42 MB, 2400x2957)

I gave her teeth a quick clean

 Narwhal!FaboostOnc 57047


 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 57048

Do you mean this?

  (0b87) 57049

File: 1341761925511.jpg (79.54 KB, 500x287)


>tfw browsing Chlomo with someone only about 2ft away.

 Narwhal!FaboostOnc 57051

File: 1341762107259.jpg (108.14 KB, 364x354)



 Narwhal!FaboostOnc 57052

File: 1341762199523.jpg (88.65 KB, 560x494)

Im going to watch kick-ass again

  (0b87) 57053

File: 1341762343873.jpg (173.61 KB, 730x980)

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 57054

Living on the edge, as always


How old are you?

 Anonymous (b337) 57056

File: 1341762428758.jpg (84.35 KB, 625x414)


I do that constantly. People never ask me what kind of site it is I'm visiting anyways.

 Narwhal!FaboostOnc 57057

Is let me in scary? i dont really wanna watch it by myself at night if it is



Fucking daredevil me.



 Narwhal!FaboostOnc 57059

Ehhh god, this isnt good. im feeling sad and nostalgic all at once

 Anonymous (b337) 57060

File: 1341762526637.jpg (621.35 KB, 1600x1200)

I didn't think it was scary at all. Mostly cute actually.

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 57061

File: 1341762537696.jpg (333.68 KB, 560x933)


  (0b87) 57062

File: 1341762565839.jpg (151.38 KB, 486x629)


you havnt seen LMI?

 Narwhal!FaboostOnc 57063

File: 1341762573666.jpg (94.86 KB, 318x284)


Yeah, vampire arent much of a scary concept for me


File: 1341762578321.png (291.73 KB, 674x761)

Yes and no.

Aaaaw :3

 Anonymous (b337) 57065

File: 1341762608593.jpg (273.45 KB, 1067x1600)

Here, take a good look at this pic. You'll notice it'll only make it worse. You're welcome.

  (0b87) 57066


 Narwhal!FaboostOnc 57067


Ive only seen Kick-ass and Hugo actually, and i was lurking this place before id seen any of her movies, lol

 Anonymous (b337) 57068

File: 1341762837342.jpg (405.63 KB, 590x1020)

Now that I see your pic, what's the sauce on it? It's one of the first Chloë pics I've saved, but I never knew. Is it a shoop?
>pic related


File: 1341762849532.png (255.38 KB, 352x409)

Then watch LMI and Hick. Have fun.

 Anonymous (b337) 57070

File: 1341762898745.jpg (69.74 KB, 469x463)

>not having seen Hick
>not having seen LMI
You're missing out on a lot of awesome, bro.

  (0b87) 57071

File: 1341763121452.jpg (88.55 KB, 550x367)

I wish I could watch LMI for the first time again…

 Narwhal!FaboostOnc 57072

File: 1341763144406.png (1.04 MB, 719x808)


My body is ready


File: 1341763201663.png (646.59 KB, 584x452)

New pic.

She wasn't naked, if that's what you're thinking. It's from the I Am Number Four premiere, I guess.

 Anonymous (b337) 57074

File: 1341763519915.jpg (807 KB, 2635x3000)

>She wasn't naked, if that's what you're thinking.
Surprisingly, that was exactly what I was thinking.
>It's from the I Am Number Four premiere, I guess.
It sure looks that way
>pic related
Problem is, she isn't wearing a strapless dress/bra/whatever in that set, and I don't see any straps in the pic. Could it be a shoop then?

 Anonymous (9f2a) 57075

Yes, someone on /b/ shooped the dress out a long time ago.

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 57076

File: 1341763587613.jpg (908.83 KB, 2223x3000)

I believe that it has been photoshopped.


I think I'm going to create a folder just for all the pics of her teeth.

 Solar!!JaE3DH33zQ 57078

File: 1341763702991.jpg (865.27 KB, 1707x3000)

It's not from the I am Number Four premiere, it's from the Children's BAFTAS.

  (0b87) 57079



looks like all the fakes have been deleted though

 Narwhal!FaboostOnc 57080


How the fuck do you save or copy a pic from instagram?

 Anonymous (b337) 57081

File: 1341763826717.jpg (993.98 KB, 2100x3523)

Those filthy perverts. I still haven't found the exact original pic though, and I just realized it's a fucking beautiful pic, probably even better when un-shooped. Meh.

 Narwhal!FaboostOnc 57082

Wouldnt rule 34 on a minor be illegal?


Could you post the fake pic used in that faboost shoop?

 Solar!!JaE3DH33zQ 57084





Since they changed the design you can't just right click and save any more, I just use the inspect element option in Chrome and find the link to it.

 Anonymous (b337) 57085

File: 1341763936588.gif (1.15 MB, 250x250)

Awesome, thanks a lot.

  (0b87) 57086


probably… they do it with heaps of underage celebs though, maybe it's ok if the body is 18+


File: 1341763966683.jpg (93.07 KB, 612x612)


And I really want that pic without the dress.

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 57088

File: 1341764299159.jpg (904.16 KB, 1925x3000)

I use gyazo for saving instagram pics or capping anything. Just pin it to your task bar and you're all set.


 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 57089

File: 1341764707403.png (67.12 KB, 497x282)

>You'll never have this orangey goodness

 Narwhal!FaboostOnc 57090

>tfw you dont get the same feel watching a movie the next time

 Anonymous (7dda) 57091

File: 1341764884167.jpg (173.18 KB, 771x1074)

Or use statigr.am - you can easily right-click and save pictures from there.

 Narwhal!FaboostOnc 57092

>tfw you'll never be an actor

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 57093

>dem legs

 Mr. Dennings!s4jsf1HzKo 57094

File: 1341765285553.jpg (73.24 KB, 444x594)

Ya'll faggots are postin' on a Kat "Straight Edge Master Race" Dennings thread

 Anonymous (7dda) 57095

File: 1341765383068.jpg (84.2 KB, 1280x528)

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 57096

File: 1341765458638.jpg (631.91 KB, 432x1492)

You're posting in a
>dem legs

  (0b87) 57097


This way works:
Right click > View page Info > Media > Scroll down to image > Save as

 Anonymous (7dda) 57098

File: 1341765521654.jpg (55.42 KB, 511x403)

 Anonymous (9f2a) 57099

omg i love her fayce so much :3

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 57100

File: 1341765662857.jpg (828.61 KB, 1804x2948)


File: 1341765721182.jpg (125.42 KB, 552x488)

I could smell her feet all day long…

  (0b87) 57102

File: 1341765767798.jpg (1.81 MB, 4016x6098)

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 57103

File: 1341765813829.jpg (42.87 KB, 500x333)

>dem legs

 Narwhal!FaboostOnc 57104

File: 1341765839490.jpg (94.86 KB, 318x284)


You can smell mine!

 Anonymous (7dda) 57105

File: 1341765878121.jpg (125.49 KB, 880x589)

Yeah, I love how she is able to make a heart-shape with her lips. Now, that is control!

 Anonymous (7dda) 57106

File: 1341765928983.jpg (222.54 KB, 1440x900)


No, thanks. You can't satisfy my chlochlofeelings.

 Anonymous (9e0d) 57108

File: 1341765975947.jpg (509.88 KB, 800x1190)

  (0b87) 57109


but but bu dem legs…

 Anonymous (7dda) 57110

File: 1341766076416.jpg (25.28 KB, 430x407)

 Narwhal!FaboostOnc 57111

File: 1341766135634.jpg (3.06 MB, 2771x3029)


What if i wear rainbow panties?


It's ok. Get used to the fags.

 Anonymous (7dda) 57113

File: 1341766226593.jpg (82.74 KB, 604x453)

  (0b87) 57114

File: 1341766263702.jpg (1.52 MB, 2000x2418)


File: 1341766317247.jpg (674.87 KB, 836x1250)

Then things would go a little gay between us.

 Anonymous (7dda) 57116

File: 1341766456241.jpg (383.19 KB, 1022x1502)

 Anonymous (0b87) 57117

File: 1341766476099.jpg (17.33 KB, 576x324)


I think I can make out her flaps

  (0b87) 57118

File: 1341766648334.jpg (83.98 KB, 357x369)

it was cheddar that wanted the upskirt pic allowed in the first place… he bitched and moaned for hours to get it posted

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 57119

File: 1341766713864.png (98.07 KB, 175x197)

I lol'd

I'm now disappointed in myself…

  (0b87) 57120


…Chloe rares


File: 1341766723703.png (208.21 KB, 280x346)

I want to suck all of that McDonald's fat out of her legs with my mouth.

I have no idea what you are talking about.

 Anonymous (9e0d) 57122

File: 1341766733110.jpg (110.02 KB, 600x541)

 Anonymous (7dda) 57123

File: 1341766899108.jpg (145.68 KB, 900x704)

Go with stupid…

 Anonymous (9e0d) 57124

File: 1341767254357.jpg (34.19 KB, 386x271)


bye bye now

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 57125

File: 1341767429761.jpg (111.79 KB, 453x360)

>No name was banned

 Anonymous (9e0d) 57126


He was banned for posting fakes, not trolling your fag ass

 Narwhal!FaboostOnc 57127


The fuck even was that? i checked it out but i never downloaded it, it looked sketchy as fuck

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 57128

You ruin the community. Just making sure you know that.

 Narwhal!FaboostOnc 57129

File: 1341767832358.jpg (77.03 KB, 350x362)

Tomorrow is gonna consist of watching inbetweeners, hich and let me in

>my face tomorrow

 Anonymous (9e0d) 57130

File: 1341768140590.jpg (45.36 KB, 300x300)


You're the faggot who ruined movie night and somehow I ruin the community?

Get your facts straight.

 Anonymous (9e0d) 57131

File: 1341768208719.jpg (43.85 KB, 429x361)


I think you need to revise your priorities

Hick and Let Me In should come first

 Narwhal!FaboostOnc 57132

File: 1341768658472.jpg (30.1 KB, 173x174)

 Narwhal!FaboostOnc 57133

File: 1341768937853.jpg (795.82 KB, 2592x1944)


Everyones lurking..

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 57134

File: 1341768976090.jpg (69.12 KB, 500x485)

Don't cry about your movie night and your OC which I made a comment on too much.
Everyone had fun doing what they wanted to do. You shouldn't have closed the stream.

All you do when you come here is insult people and make everyone else feel bad. Stop being so aggressive towards all the users.

 Anonymous (ba00) 57135

File: 1341769189139.jpg (70.15 KB, 646x588)

You should both just get off eachothers case, its awfully childish by both parties.
How the heydiddly should we know, we are the plebs.

 Mr. Dennings!s4jsf1HzKo 57136

File: 1341769492196.jpg (80.39 KB, 615x410)

Ya'll niggers are postin' on a Kat "Straight Edge Means I'm Better Than You" Dennings thread

 Narwhal!FaboostOnc 57137


Nigga u crazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy

 Mr. Dennings!s4jsf1HzKo 57138

File: 1341769637889.png (531.32 KB, 600x464)

 Anonymous (ad56) 57139

File: 1341769704306.jpg (395.35 KB, 850x623)

 Narwhal!FaboostOnc 57140

Why big daddy die so badly geeez

 Anonymous (9e0d) 57141


> Don't cry about your movie night and your OC which I made a comment on too much.

> Everyone had fun doing what they wanted to do. You shouldn't have closed the stream.

What's the point of having a stream if over half the pople are out drawing dicks.

But don't worry, last thing I expect you to do is
a) comprehend something
b) take responsibility for your actions

> All you do when you come here is insult people and make everyone else feel bad. Stop being so aggressive towards all the users.

First of all don't talk about "when I come here". You don't know when I come here so don't talk from my perspective. I don't exactly come here. I AM here most of the time.

And stop trying to blame in the crowd, I;m not aggressive towards all users. I am aggressive towards those who

a) say extremely stupid shit (I have a low tolerance for stupidity)
b) are whiny bitches (and that's not the same thing as people who have legitimate complaints - a difference you still can;t make)

I am not aggressive towards all users for the simple fact that: most users are not the capital fuckups that you are.

You've posted more gay shit than all the other users combined so in that regard you;re the biggest faggot here.

Second of all you've caused more problems, by far, than any the other user.

So no, I am not aggressive towards "all users"
you != all users
you != the community
you are a part of them, probably the worst part

 Anonymous (7dda) 57142

File: 1341770169589.jpg (409.72 KB, 1040x1519)

Anyone remember that little twitter conversation Chloë had with her friends about dressing up for the next halloween and they all went on about dressing up as a turkey or something?

Then one of the bitches kinda made a harsh comment to Chloë calling her Miss Hollywood when Chloë suggested that they buy the outfits.

Been nagging in my head and I can't find it again. Can't even remember which bitch said it, maybe that lulylol girl or what her name… I remember cause they were having alot of fun tweeting about the whole thing and the tweets kinda died after that comment.

And then there was Evansuber11 comment, "Upload something more boring!!!" on Chloë instagram picture:

Makes me feel sad for Chloë and wonder for how long she can really keep her friends as she becomes more and more famous and more distant to all but her closest friends.

 Anonymous (ba00) 57143

File: 1341770417667.jpg (64.63 KB, 365x321)

Well it is touching to see that you care but shit like that happens to evryone.
It sgood that she should experience it so as she doesn't live an overly insular life early on which might have reprocusions down the line. Its just apart of growing up really and sticking by those who you know are good for you. They are just little petty comments really, unless she is unnaturally sensitive about such things I doubt she gave too much of a crap, it should toughen her up.

 Anonymous (ad56) 57144

 Narwhal!FaboostOnc 57145


Why the fuck is she friends with people like that but nit Chlobros?


That's good.

Chloe with no friends = Chloe needing my affection

 Anonymous (7dda) 57147

File: 1341770722896.jpg (202.15 KB, 1142x941)

I agree, but it still hurts me. Especially because you know how "evil" girls can be toward each others, and how quickly they escalate minor things into big dramas.

Also, it seems that all of Chloë's girlfriends are now partying and having "normal" fun lives - while Chloë is off in some apartment in Toronto.

Are any, besides Mia, of Chloë's friends near Chloë's age or are all of them like 17+ (ie. party-girl age).

 Anonymous (ba00) 57148

File: 1341770766577.jpg (52.02 KB, 600x400)

Maybe he is still stuck in that awkward ideaology of 'if I mistreat her she will pay attention to me and eventually like me'. You know the way 8 year old boys used to be back in school being mean to the cute girls. This kinda reaks of that. Or maybe he is just a dick and does it tpo everyone because he finds it humerous and thinks it makes him look edgy to bring the successful girl down to earth because non body else will.
But I reiterate chloe needs people like this in her life.

 Narwhal!FaboostOnc 57149

Im off, goodnight

 Prufrock!!n/zIlwQc0. 57150

File: 1341771034056.jpg (49.08 KB, 720x478)


Hah, didn't notice that.. I don't think there's much in it though, scrolling through her comments they've talked since. This is the comment:



I think her London friends (above) are the same age.


File: 1341771049443.jpg (16.5 KB, 250x376)



Good choice my man



 Anonymous (ba00) 57152

File: 1341771242250.jpg (32.56 KB, 480x314)

Nighty night.

 Anonymous (9e0d) 57153

File: 1341771261906.jpg (20.79 KB, 153x194)


> Nope.jpg

you mean you think that show should come before hick and let me in?

 Anonymous (9e0d) 57154

File: 1341771293626.jpg (140.16 KB, 897x600)

 Anonymous (7dda) 57155

File: 1341771474130.jpg (103.41 KB, 680x508)

Nice find, that was the one.

Just funny how they all went back and forth with their ideas and was having laughs and after that comment it all kinda died down pretty quickly.

Might not be much into it - but it's small jabs like that one that hurts.

 Anonymous (9e0d) 57156

File: 1341771530718.jpg (82.27 KB, 612x612)

lol, was this really Teri's cake?

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 57157

File: 1341771547587.jpg (1.64 MB, 2147x3000)

Obviously go to /bros/

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 57158

Is it just me that can't see her account because it's protected?

 Anonymous (ba00) 57159

File: 1341771691476.jpg (490.21 KB, 1500x3000)

Or maybe they kept going with the conversation just not in a public medium, in order to avoid such comments.
You never know that might be her nickname to that person as a kind of joke.
I doubt it hurt that much, I can think of worse. Name calling is on the low scale of hurt I would think, especially when the hurt is delivered through the web, kind of lessens the sting.

 Anonymous (ba00) 57160

File: 1341771812202.jpg (256.41 KB, 560x933)

I can see it just fine. Maybe they have been warned about you.
Also the winky face is there for a reason.

 Anonymous (7dda) 57161

File: 1341771936607.jpg (187.13 KB, 758x969)

Actually going back into Chloë's twitter to the 16 the whole conversation between the girls are now gone…

 Anonymous (7dda) 57162

File: 1341772358479.jpg (186.01 KB, 753x1000)

If you hit a nerve on someone - no amount of winkey-faces is gonna help you out.

And Chloë wants to be "one of the girls" when she is home - and not seen as some out-of-reach-hollywood-star…

If her friends starts to take jabs at her "hollywood"-status, I am pretty sure that hurts because it's bursting the illusion/bubble of "normal" Chloë at home just being one of the girls.

 Anonymous (ba00) 57163

File: 1341772611648.jpg (58.96 KB, 480x720)

I guess I will just take your word for it as you appear to have given it some thought.
I just see it as the natural order of things. Some kids get stick because they have red hair, rich parents, poor parents, too smart, too dumb etc etc, its just a burden she might have to carry if she wants to maintain 'normal' friends, how much of a burden none of us can know being neither a girl or famous.
Again its nice to see you care oh and btw you're a stupid useless cunt ;)

 Mephisto (fe04) 57164

File: 1341773334425.jpg (94.46 KB, 364x386)

Feelsbadman for the kid who was sitting next to Chloë at school, comes back after holidays and she is being home schooled.

 Anonymous (9e0d) 57165

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Wow. Interesting thought. Especially if that was a boy he would be destroyed, traumatized, scarred for life even.

 Mr. Dennings!s4jsf1HzKo 57166

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Ya'll posters are niggerin' on a Kat Dennings thread

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 57167

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 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 57168

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 Narwhal!!z.nw4Iu8Fc 57169

>you will never watch let me in at the cinema and leave with a smile on your face

I wish I could erase my memory and watch a movie again

 Anonymous (9e0d) 57170


>you will never watch let me in at the cinema and leave with a dripping hole in your popcorn bucket

 Anonymous (9e0d) 57171

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 Anonymous (9e0d) 57172


 Anonymous (7e8a) 57173

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 Anonymous (b5c2) 57174

…. there are…. others…?

 Anonymous (7dda) 57175

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He will have to take a number cause that line is getting pretty big already…

 Anonymous (ba00) 57176

Stunnigly stupid, oh she,s not hot now but the moment she turns 18 she will be.

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 57177

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I love EatMyDiction even more than before.

 Anonymous (b5c2) 57178

it's fucking sarcasm. read the tags.

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 57179

Tags of the vid:
eatmydiction1 chloe moretz of age consensual sex its all good this is hypothetical people she's totally repulsive now but once she hits 18 everythings fine and dandy

 Anonymous (7dda) 57180

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That would just be his "survival" instinct kickin' in, knowing that if he worded it any different he would be instantly label pedophile by the internet police…

Kinda reminds me of this funny gem from Dylan O'Brian:
First: http://youtu.be/6O74mbdXE2o?t=55s
Then: http://youtu.be/a9QSId6Iv5U?t=32s

 Anonymous (ba00) 57181

Oh ok now I get it.

 Anonymous (9e0d) 57182

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> I love EatMyDiction

somehow that doesn't surprise me

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 57183

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I'll give you that one.

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 57184

You constantly being a twat to me isn't going to make me leave.
Why do you people live to ruin the community here?

Yes, I saw the post.

 Anonymous (9f2a) 57185

Yes, isn't it amazing how girls can only become hot the moment they turn 18?

 Anonymous (ba00) 57186

Seriously if more people just openly said it, as I do and intend to henceforth *not with regard to chloe, thats a secret but women in general then societies opinion might stand a chance of gradually changing.


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Please, twitter people, send this video to Chloe. I laughed my ass out.

 Anonymous (9e0d) 57188

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damn slow witted people and society for not allowing us to find a girl that's way past puberty attractive


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>mfw Chloë is already legal in my country

 Anonymous (7dda) 57190

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 Anonymous (9f2a) 57191

>I laughed my ass out.
that must have been extremely painful, seek medical attention immediately


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 Anonymous (ba00) 57193

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Sm I the only one who doesn't watch people playing videogames but rather play them myself.
I never really got the appeal of sitting and watching somebody else play over youtube when you could do it yourself.
Why are these kind of videos so popular?

 Anonymous (7dda) 57194

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The problem with that is, that once society is okay with people saying stuff like that about young girls - that's when people are gonna push for changing society's opinion on doing something about it - ie. you gonna have old men hitting on 13-14 years old all day long.

While some girls that age "might" be ready - they are way outnumbered (and I don't even thing they are ready, they just think they are) by all those, who are not ready for that kind of pressure.

Society rules are there to protect those girls against men like us. They might be hitting with a wide fan - but better that than the alternative.

Chloë might be a mature 15 year old - but she is still just a kid.

 Anonymous (ba00) 57195

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>men like us
God damnit way to make me feel like some criminal.
Its a grey area I suppose, best to just stay on the safe side of the law.

 Anonymous (7dda) 57196

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To learn from the player? Usually people watch the good players in hope of picking up some pro-tips or learn the playing field etc.

I used to watch clips on youtube of the best rock band drummers when I played Rock Band to learn how they sat, playing style and tips on how to use the foot pedal etc.

For others it is just like "stalking" celebrities - ie. some famous player might actually have fans who just wanna follow him kinda like we watch clips with Chloë soaking up all the Chloë we can.

 Anonymous (7dda) 57197

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Try to imagine this scenario:

You are on the bus and watch some older man, aged mid 30ish, starting to chat up some young girl, aged 15, and it's pretty clear by his way of talking and body language that he is hitting on this girl. He might even say it right out and say how pretty she is etc.

Now, most people would find that pretty creepy - and if it was your kid sister or even your daughter (if you are Ernesto age old) - I am pretty sure you would have none of it…

Now… Shift your focus to this place…

 Anonymous (7dda) 57198

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I was just saying it how I see it. So, you are not one of those millions and millions of youtubers who seek fame - but they are out there and the good ones are getting plenty of views.

 Anonymous (ba00) 57199

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Yeah it would be creepy I guess.
>insert ancient greece arguement here

 Anonymous (ba00) 57200

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Calm down?
Im not angry in the slightest I am just confused as the reason for their popularity. I guess I just resent the time I mispent on video games and want to stop others from doing the same.

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 57201

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Picking up tips or just pure entertainment, hence this video being so funny. Not always are they talking about the game but the commentary over it is the most important thing. Also watching videos of a game that you don't have makes it more entertaining.

Some people like it, some people don't.

 Anonymous (9e0d) 57202

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> I have been 2nd best and 17th best in the world at two seperate games a

such as ?

 Anonymous (5a52) 57203

That's assuming people here act out what they think, or atleast have that kind of internal monologue when out in the 'real world'.

If I saw her in person, she would instantly become this genderless professional individual-maybe that's just me.

But really I think alot of the comments here are just a form of socialization particular to this board; and also a corollary of the fact that there really isn't 'content' so to speak from her besides people hiding in bushes taking shots of her.

 Anonymous (5a52) 57204

There's also a financial side to it, for E-sports anyway. Atleast for Starcraft 2, being well known pays alot more than actually winning tournaments (though that helps too). Same ol incentives different.. medium I guess?

 Anonymous (7dda) 57205

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What people say over the internet and how they are or would do in the real world are usually pretty far from each other.

Respect, social skills, being introvent, shy, unsure of one self etc. etc. takes over as soon as real life kicks in.

I know very well, that I would never do anything or even try to do anything to Chloë if I should ever meet her. Everything about her is just a dream. I'm kinda just living vicariously through her for the time being hoping to wake up one day and having learned something new. But damn, if I know what that is at this time…

 Anonymous (ba00) 57206

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The good players on starcraft are like celebs in south korea.


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Ok, I usually don't make serious posts and I try not to show my actual thoughts on the subjects discussed here, but pay attention now.

Is a 15 years old girl ready for sex? Yes, she is. As a matter of fact girls are ready for sex since they are 12-13. Adolescence is the period of the human lifespan that goes from 12 years old to 21 years old. Biologically speaking, this is the period we are supposed to have our kids. Teenagers are made for sex. In fact, a teenager is more mature than an adult when the subject is sex. We are sex machines. Fertility starts to decline when you reach the twenties, and that's because your body recognizes that you have passed the period when you were supposed to have kids, so you already have them and don't need to be so fertile. This is the age you are supposed to take care of your offsprings after giving birth to them in adolescence.

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT this is biologically speaking. What about culture? Well, it depends. In western culture having sex with teenagers is something weird, even when you are a teenager. Remember, adolescence is over when you turn 22, but people still judge you if you are 19 and is having sex with a 14 years old girl. Why are we going against our fucking nature? I don't know.

So…is it wrong? No. Are we supposed to do it? Yes, 'cause it's our nature. Should we do it? That's the real question.

It isn't wrong, it isn't unnatural but SHOULD WE DO IT? There are several laws that suggest otherwise and the opinion of the masses is against sexual practice during adolescence/with adolescents. So next time you want to discuss this subject or give your opinion, use the right question. This about culture and laws, and these things are flawed sometimes and we all know that.

"I think it's ok" or "I don't think it's ok", but denying that this is natural and we are supposed to have sex when we are teenagers/with teenagers and even have kids during this age is completely insane.

Well, I hope this post was useful.

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 57208

By being 2nd and 17th do you mean that you were second and 17th on a timed leaderboard on the game? Those are a lot different to being second in the world on the MLG circuit or something.

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 57209

Youtube is also a good source of revenue for gamers, yes. They get a pretty good sum of money from ads. Competitions are also very popular for pro gamers too. I remember that there was a 1 million dollar XBOX Call of Duty MW3 tournament last year. There's more money in it than some people might think.

 Anonymous (5a52) 57210

The law is a pretty good one. In general, people are really fucking stupid the younger they are.

 Solar!!JaE3DH33zQ 57211


 Anonymous (7dda) 57212

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That all right on a biologically view of point - or if we were living in the stone age and the human race was suppose to breed to survive.

But this is 2012. Humans are not about to become extint and our minds, way of living and technology has evolved faster than our bodies. Thats because the human body dosn't just change over 200 years - it takes millenniums.

Girls at age 12 are not ready for sex in most of this world (maybe not some tribe girl in the Amazons). Their bodies might be changing and making them ready - but thats just a relic from the stone age.

Movies, books and real life stories from countless girls who have begun their sexual debut at 13-15 all tell the same tale. They thought they were ready, but they knew nothing at the time - in fact, they were not really ready and usually "did it" for all the wrong reasons (loneliness, wanted to become popular, forced, attention etc. etc).

I don't really care if their "bodies" are ready - or in the process of becoming ready (cause girls bodies takes a few years to completly grow into the womans body) - that is not the point - or shouldnt be for any man of this age in time.

Talking to girls of that age and it easy to hear they are just kids. If it was up to me the age of sexual consent should be raised to 18 for every country - even my own where it is 15 - and especially countries like Spain where it's 12 (thats just insane).

Hell, voting is 18 in most countries too - and I would dare to say that having your sexual debut is of bigger importance that your first vote. The first could easily mess up your life and make you regret it for years and years while the later could hardly matter if you happend to make a wrong vote.

 Talos !TaLOsjpvGg 57213

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Exactly. Just because someone is biologically at the peak of their "capabilities", it doesn't mean they're emotionally mature enough to handle all the other stuff that usually comes with sex.

>tl;dr just because you can doesn't always mean you should


Mature stuff that comes with sex? Wtf? Sex is just sex.

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 57215

>Sex is just sex

Living up to the name, I see!

The first time for a girl isn't 'just sex' and especially for a girl like Chloe.


I know. I'm talking about sex with passion and not sex just for sex. According to what you are saying, sex is something bad and toxic to a teenage girl even when it is with her boyfriend.

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 57217

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>According to what you are saying, sex is something bad and toxic to a teenage girl even when it is with her boyfriend.


 !CalcLbWSVA 57218

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Sex is not just sex, that much should be obvious but still think :

>Movies, books and real life stories from countless girls who have begun their sexual debut at 13-15 all tell the same tale

Is bullshit. Most of the books, movies and "real life stories" are bullshit from idiots supporting abstinence. It's perfectly normal for some to start having sex around that age with other in the same age range.

Of course there should be laws in place so adults can't take advantage of young girls, but there's no point in trying to stop kids from fucking, they will keep doing it anyway.

 Anonymous (d5d4) 57219

>It's perfectly normal for some to start having sex around that age with other in the same age range.
No, it is not normal. It is kids trying to play doctor and taking it too far. They have no real grasp of what they are doing.

It is a damn shame to watch kids with kids (teenage parents at age 14-17) having to fight an uphill battle the next many years just to get an education or keeping their lifes together.

There is a reason for the laws. It is not to control young teenagers, but to protect them and give them a fair chance of maturing before making "big" decisions like sex, that can easily lead to unwanted pregnancies, which is pretty high on the list of life show stoppers for many teenagers (ie. hard to get through education, getting real jobs, social life etc.).

>If it was up to me the age of sexual consent should be raised to 18 for every country
Hard to argue what the age of consent should be for every country, but I agree that it is way too low in many countries.

15 is a bit low, but the most important thing is to protect against the abuse from older people trying to take advantage of these young debutants.

The above statement should also be an arguement toward the riscs of having the age of consent too low. Why is it, that you, besides the age of consent for sex, also has to have another rule for protecting against older men abusing the young "debutants"?

That is statement, that tells you the young teenagers can't protect themselves - ie. if they can't do that how can they be seen as old enough to even have sex in the first place?

 Anonymous (9e0d) 57220


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>There were no inappropriate outfits, underage drinking, half-naked guys, or any of the inappropriate behavior we’ve come to expect when starlets go partying with their enabling mothers

That's definitely not what I expect when a teenage girl goes to her mother's birthday.


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>She’s a nurse practitioner, married to Chloe’s plastic surgeon father

How inappropriate.

 Anonymous (5a52) 57223

enabling mother

 Anonymous (9d5c) 57224

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"It's officially moms birthday!!"

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