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Anonymous (a5a7) 56152
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Why does that mean Im dead?
Thanks for this btw.
Anonymous (a5a7) 56153
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Thats pretty good, needs more primus though, I feel that would have been more conjusive to the timid emotional displays early on.
Anonymous (e022) 56154
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Anonymous (a5a7) 56155
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Your name is missing.
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Mr. Dennings!s4jsf1HzKo 56157
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;__; i cry evry tiem, thank you Guppy bro
Mr. Dennings!s4jsf1HzKo 56159
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I really don't know
Anonymous (a5a7) 56160
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Well you were right I am dead so good call.
Mr. Dennings!s4jsf1HzKo 56161
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Are you a zombie?, A ghost?, A Zombie Ghost?
Anonymous (a5a7) 56162
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No just dead inside.
Anonymous (a5a7) 56164
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No on my numerous and extensive visits to that site I unfortunately never noticed the article in question. Weird.>>56163
You know all the feels and then some.
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It can't be too weird for you if you are on page 12 of the site.
Anonymous (e556) 56168
cool story bro
Also I'm beginning to think that the fetish of this site has more to do with seeing cocks and big loads than it does with the pictures themselves. What I'm really trying to say is that Cheddar probably enjoys that site a little too much.
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I miss Narwhal.
Is he ok after watching LMI?
Anonymous (8d75) 56170
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Anyone else experience LMI with a whole bunch of people constantly laughing at it? I want to know if it's possible to like it under those circumstances.
Anonymous (05d0) 56171
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> Anyone else experience LMI with a whole bunch of people constantly laughing at it
There's nothing to laugh about it that movie
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Anonymous (406c) 56174
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Most people I have shown it to just thought it was boring.
Needless to say, they are no longer friends or family to me.
Anonymous (406c) 56176
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Mr. Dennings!s4jsf1HzKo 56178
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i don't have that Lil' Chlomo picture!, can i haz it without the text?, do you have more Lil' Chlomo pictures that i don't haz?
Mr. Dennings!s4jsf1HzKo 56181
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Do you have anymore, gooby?
Anonymous (a5a7) 56183
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Ask chloeholic he always ha….
He still isn't returning my calls.
Mr. Dennings!s4jsf1HzKo 56185
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He deleted all his Chloë stuff i guess, i was talking to him last week, he's ok
Anonymous (a5a7) 56186
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Good to know, how come he never returned, did he explicity say he deleted all his chloe stuff, whats he been up to, where did you talk to the guy. Did you tell him he is welcome back here.
Anonymous (406c) 56187
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>>56185>He deleted all his Chloë stuff
I salute him, for he is now free!
Mr. Dennings!s4jsf1HzKo 56188
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I found him in a Chloë thread, he said "i don't know why i still have a Chloë picture in my PC" or something like that, i really don't remember very well, i have memory problems, and yeah i told him why he didn't come to the chan again, he didn't answer, we were talking about politics and stuff, then he said he have to go
Anonymous (05d0) 56189
Weren't you the one who said he's a 36 yr old guy? Or are you now a 18 year old female? >>56183> He still isn't returning my calls.
You knew him well?
Anonymous (05d0) 56190
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you spelled "chickenshit" wrong
Anonymous (05d0) 56191
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Anonymous (05d0) 56192
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Anonymous (05d0) 56193
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Anonymous (406c) 56194
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Still 38, not 36… But I am not a man, sorry. I thought you knew?
Anonymous (406c) 56195
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I just love that look, she is giving…
Anonymous (05d0) 56196
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you're a 38yr old woman?
Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 56198
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Anonymous (05d0) 56204
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you forgot to buy your tampons?
Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 56207
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What's good nigga.
Mr. Dennings!s4jsf1HzKo 56208
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What's up mah nigga beanz
Anonymous (a5a7) 56209
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No I didn't know him barely at all,I just pittied the guy because he seemed to have a dependency on alcohol and young chloe.
He has never returned a call.
Ah well Im sure he is ok now.
Anonymous (05d0) 56210
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What are you, some sort of shrink?
Anonymous (a5a7) 56211
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Look they covered over the transparent meshy part with some of the frilly poofs, smart guys.
Anonymous (05d0) 56212
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Anonymous (a5a7) 56213
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Yes Im a shrink who comes here in the hope of picking up patients.
Plenty of people to choose from.
Anybody who is interested in a session just email rainbowPanties81@gmail.com, I charge $45 dollars an hour an specialise in treating patients suffering the chlomo effect as well as mild cases of celebrity worship syndrome.
Anonymous (05d0) 56214
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> suffering the chlomo effect
suffering and the chlomo effect don't go together
you sound like a ripoff to me
Anonymous (a5a7) 56215
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Well some day you might find yourself needing my services. All those who have chickenshat before now where seeing me in the weeks preceding their departures and none of those thought I was a rip off nor did they think that they weren't suffering the ill reprocusions of the chlomo effect. I have a 90% success rate and look foward to seeing many of you in the future. If there is no suffering with the chlomo effect then why did so many lament chloes inevitable relations with other men. That seems like some form of suffering to me but what do I know I've only been studying this type of thing for several years.
Good day to you.
Anonymous (00a3) 56216
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doc….. do you uh…. do you think you can fix me?
i'm bad, doc. real bad. i need help.
Anonymous (05d0) 56217
> If there is no suffering with the chlomo effect then why did so many lament chloes inevitable relations with other men. That seems like some form of suffering to me
but not loving chloe hurts more
those who chickenshit were weak, think of this as the law of the fittest and them being the weaker links
Anonymous (a5a7) 56218
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You may be beyond hope, step into my orifice.
Anonymous (a5a7) 56219
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That is a good way to think of it actually although I don't see how it takes too much strength to remain someones fan.
Its a pretty passive action. All the work and effort comes from her end and we just sit here and applaud her for it, hardly vey emotionally or physically taxing.
Anonymous (00a3) 56221
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i'd say it's emotionally taxing. seriously, i wish i had never found chloe threads on /b/.
Anonymous (a5a7) 56222
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All fine at my end.>>56221
Really why? thats a silly way to feel.
At some point you should get past that, realistically. However at that point you either chickenshit or fall in line with a more normal kind of fan ethos or just continue as you were. I dunno.
Chloe wouldn't want you to feel sad so do her a favour and don't be sad or emotionally taxed or whatever you want to call it.
Anonymous (00a3) 56223
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>>56222>you're sad?>step 1: stop being sad.
THANK YOU DOC. YOU'VE CURED ME. PRAISE GOD. PRAISE SCIENCE.
Anonymous (05d0) 56224
no, just you
get ready to say hi to it again
Anonymous (a5a7) 56227
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Thhat wasn't the doctor talking and he certainly wasn't trying to cure anyone with that post.
No money exchanged hands so why would he help that guy without financial yield. You don't know doctors.
Im just confused as to why someone would be sad they found chloe, if something makes me sad I generally dislike it and move on.
Anonymous (05d0) 56228
Apart from spouting the same old troll shit from /b/
"buh guize, what if she was a boy … blah blah blah"
Anonymous (a5a7) 56230
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Does it vary a lot or what, or does the chloe magic just wear off for them.
Anonymous (a5a7) 56232
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Maybe because at this point in time for me she is as unattainable as any other woman on this earth so it doesn't cross my mind very much.
Surelt that sadness is counterballanced with equal or greater joy brought by being chloes fan and helping her, be that only by a small ammount in her carreer or even just knowing such a person exists and having had the pleasure of discovering them and their work.
namefag (00a3) 56234
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where are all the namefags
Anonymous (05d0) 56235
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> Never.been to /b and that crap was not me
that crap was exactly you, don't bullshit me
> And it is hardly worse than the whole fappin thread going on.
yeah, thinking she is a boy (or some retarded variation on that theme) is as bad as finding her attractive
yeah, they're the same
Anonymous (00a3) 56236
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i mean, i've though of chloe as more of an idea, not a real person. but putting it like that……… sadness approaching dante tier…. cannot maintain current posting altitude with low feels reserves. chickenshitting to avoid further damage.
Anonymous (05d0) 56239
trolls are not welcome
and what you said is pure troll copy pasta
you can at least say you were kidding or whatever but don't bullshit me saying it was not you when we both know it was
Anonymous (8d75) 56240
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I don't know why it should hurt. In reality she is this boss person, who seeks to affect people emotionally as a career, and she does that through marketing (twitter, ad campaigns) or through visual media.
That is incredibly enigmatic to me.
Weren't you initially interested her because of KickAss anyway? This tiny swag person doing cool shit.
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>cases of celebrity worship syndrome.
I need help>>56234
Fro here <3
Anonymous (89ad) 56242
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>not getting high doses of sadness/nostalgia from certain Chloe pics
Also, good evening bro's.
Anonymous (a5a7) 56244
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Which pictures effect you dante?
Mr. Dennings!s4jsf1HzKo 56245
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I guess everybody knows
Anonymous (00a3) 56249
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actually no. first picture i saw of her was at the polo club in that yellowish outfit with the high waist pants and hat.
so i googled her and found out how young she was, that she played hit-girl (which i'd seen long before) and that her insanely mature fashion sense seemed to carry over into other photos. more than anything, it was her fashion that caught my attention.
and now you saying that make me realize, sure chloe only existed as an idea of a girl to me, but someone capitalized on that. she was probably paid to where those clothes. fuck, she's probably paid to wear loads of clothes just to catch the attention of people like me. and in movies she's told to act a certain way and say certain things so that i'll adore her in her own way, and sadly, it has worked.
so really now, i'm just being played by screenwriters and PR reps. i'm not infatuated with an idea; i'm infatuated with a product, just so that she and other people can leech off of the emotions of hundreds of thousands of people just as easily manipulated as myself.
you call it a career based on affecting people emotionally, i call it a career based on attaining fans and manipulating them through other mediums, like clothes, speech, interviews, talk shows, whatever. well played, chloe. well played.
Anonymous (a5a7) 56251
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Nah I was never aware of any particular pictures that rocked your boat.
Anonymous (a5a7) 56253
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Should you stay or should you go.
Anonymous (00a3) 56255
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elizabeth olson is going to get it. :/ chloe is just too young. fuck do you realize how sexy darkchylde is supposed to be?
Anonymous (05d0) 56257
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> so really now, i'm just being played by screenwriters and PR reps. i'm not infatuated with an idea; i'm infatuated with a product, just so that she and other people can leech off of the emotions of hundreds of thousands of people just as easily manipulated as myself.
you're not much of a chlobro then
Anonymous (00a3) 56258
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you playing with me so easily doesn't really help, does it cunt?
obviously this is something i've though about before. and i'm still here. so fuck.
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>tfw never bonghit abby
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Anonymous (a5a7) 56262
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Im not playing with you if you chose to 'realise' all of that then you obviously have doubts, I went through that before aswell and am still here.
We are the oil that makes the chloe machine run, never forget that. We created that scenario that you described there, however its not as sinister as you make out, its just people making a living predicated on the support of the proletariat.
You are either a fan or not, there is no playing with you in that respect.
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Anonymous (00a3) 56264
so what the fuck is a chlobro then exactly?
it's something that people pay her to give them. and she can't even get them on her own.
Anonymous (a5a7) 56265
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Is that hfw? from way back?
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In picture form yes.
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Anonymous (05d0) 56270
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> so what the fuck is a chlobro then exactly?
I'll tell you what it;s not: someone who sees her as a product. Why the fuck do you care so much about the clothes? Most of us care about the girl underneath the clothes, the girl behind the roles an the interviews.
Some of the best chloe pics are not from evens but from her private life (hanging out with friends or family). Some of the best interviews and clips are those who get to show us more of the girl behind the actress (like the punkd video).
To us she is an actual person, not a product.
Anonymous (05d0) 56271
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> Someone that enjoys her 'output', that's about it
bullshit. You don't know what you're talking about.
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>Why the fuck do you care so much about the clothes?
Yeah! they shouldn't even be there in the first place.
Anonymous (00a3) 56273
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it's definitely something i've thought about before. and i've never been cynical enough to say that every aspect of her being is manufactured to appeal to masses.
i've just never thought about chlobros as being such a pathetic bunch of fucking 'fans'. eating up what marketing teams throw at us, despite it not even being that good.
what's the point of a photoshoot? think about it. all those pretty, dazzling photo shoots chloe does. not for any movie in particular. or designer. and certainly not for photo shoot artists. she does it for us. to keep us hanging on and clinging to her every word. for the preteens on twitter that she builds her career on top of. it's sad, really.
it's not that i think we've become 'corporate drones' and we should start a fight club and fuck the system we are leejun etc etc….. it's just that i really didn't think there existed a career as soulless and a girl as synthetic as chloe. and really i'm kind of tired of buying into it.
i know it's echo's argument all over again. i'm just seeing things through a different light i guess.
Anonymous (00a3) 56274
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and why does she give you/tweet those photos? of her personal life?
because it's easier to be seen as human. TO CONNECT WITH FANS. to get more fans. and to keep you looking because god knows we all care so much that she be down to earth.
Mr. Dennings!s4jsf1HzKo 56275
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>Early one mornin' while makin' the rounds,
>I took a shot of cocaine and I shot my Chloë down.
>I went right home and I went to bed,
>I stuck that lovin' .44 beneath my head.
Anonymous (05d0) 56276
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so much stupidity in one post
> what's the point of a photoshoot?
last time I checked we cherished her private photos just as much as photoshoots
Mr. Dennings!s4jsf1HzKo 56278
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>Got up next mornin' and I grabbed that gun,
>took a shot of cocaine and away I run.
>Made a good run, but I run too slow,
>they overtook me down in Juarez, Mexico.
Mr. Dennings!s4jsf1HzKo 56279
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>Late in the hot joints, takin' the pills,
>in walks the sheriff from Jericho Hill.
>he said, "The Dante, your name is not Mr. Dennings,
>you're the dirty hack that shot your Chloë down."
Anonymous (00a3) 56280
so much stupidity you couldn't even wrap your head around one stupid example?
why does she tweet photos of her personal life? what is there honestly to gain from that??
oh. that's right.
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But Dante, Cocaine is a drug…
Anonymous (05d0) 56282
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> and why does she give you/tweet those photos? of her personal life?
you mean like a ton of other people do, ,especially at her age
Please stop. The amount of idiocy in your post is making facepalming seem too mild
Anonymous (a5a7) 56283
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Yeah because we buy the close that she does photo shoots for.
Look it sounds to me like as if you are already a lost cause, I would love for you to stay around but it sounds as if your mind might already be made up about where you are going with this.
One thing I am sure of is that chloe has not been manufactured as a synthetic person to bleed profits from us the proletariat. She is a very candid person and if you can't see that then your mind must be clouded by something else. She is just a normal person like you or I looking to get through life happily, she is not making us suffer in any way so what harm in it. Sit back and enjoy the ride.
Chloe is not synthetic though especially compared to what I have seen of other famous people.
Mr. Dennings!s4jsf1HzKo 56284
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>Said, "Yes oh yes, my name is The Dante,
>if you've got a warrant just a-read it to me.
>Shot her down because she made me Sad,
>I thought I was her daddy but she had five more."
Anonymous (05d0) 56285
What delusions? We like her on a whole, not just for "her output"
But then again you were never much of a fan to begin with so I don't expect you to get it
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Am I the only one not reading this thread? cos you know..
Anonymous (05d0) 56287
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You don't understand. It's the government, and hollywood, and the media. You may think she is a real person but she is in fact a product, a walking talking advertisement and money making machine.
Anonymous (a5a7) 56288
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Chedz is gone? did he say why?
Anonymous (00a3) 56289
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i'm not saying she is personally, or ever chose to be that way. i'm sure she's a very nice girl.
i'm saying the public display of Chloe Grace Moretz is so muddled with other factors aimed at capturing and maintaining our attention, that our worship of chloe is hardly of chloe at all.
do you understand what i'm trying to say? sorry i'm having a hard time explaining.
Anonymous (8d75) 56290
Also, by output I mean to say 'enjoy what she does'… which is essentially the highest form of respect for someone isn't it? What merit is there to be liked only for your cartilage, bone, skin and muscle tone? Not much.>>56270
What problem is there in thinking of mostly what she does as being a product? There's an actual person behind the making of the 'product', so isn't liking the creator mostly and not the persona an apt way of going about things?
Frankly, she is almost different from a very alpha dude. This is probably just me, but in person I wouldn't be able to think of her as a wall flower or a 'little girl'.
Anonymous (a5a7) 56291
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Well then what the fuck are you, because if she is a product of government , media and whatever else then in many respects you are too.
You are kind of sounding like a paranoid hippy tbh.
Yeah lets blame the government for chloe.
I entirely see where you are coming from you are just blowing it waaaaaaaaaaaaay out of proportion.
Anonymous (05d0) 56292
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> our worship of chloe is hardly of chloe at all.
Please don't put us in the same pot.
Mr. Dennings!s4jsf1HzKo 56294
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He couldn't bare being a Chlobro knowing that Fro will end up with Chloe.
Anonymous (a5a7) 56297
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We worship an image/idea of a person not the person, is that it?
Because that should be pretty self evident really and there is nothing wrong with it. In a remotely similar vein Christians worsip the image/idea of jesus.
Anonymous (a5a7) 56298
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Haha yeah sorry sometimes the stupidity on here stoops to that level so you know.
I would like if there was a sarcasm font for stupid people like myself.
Anonymous (00a3) 56299
you're twisting my words to make me sounds like an idiot and it has made me mad. congratulations. you're very fucking intelligent.
i'm not saying the media and hollywood are collaborating so big corporations and republicans can make money and drink oil, you fucking retard.
i'm saying that the chlobros are moronic to say you're such a fan of chloe when really you don't know shit about her. all you see is a collaborative effort by people of different careers to devise something that you'll find appealing. not one career. you're not a fucking fan of her career or her work. it's stupid to think there's even such a thing.
Anonymous (05d0) 56300
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Back to posting chloe. Not that arguing with "not much of a fan" and some guy who sees her as a product isn't fun
but it isn't
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←- Cya tomorrow
Anonymous (05d0) 56302
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> i'm saying that the chlobros are moronic to say you're such a fan of chloe when really you don't know shit about her. all you see is a collaborative effort by people of different careers to devise something that you'll find appealing.
Your idiocy knows no bounds and I don't have the time, patience or willingness to argue with it. Believe what you want. Just don't put us in the same pot
Anonymous (a5a7) 56305
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Because ignorance is bliss, Im a chloe posting monkey and I choose to be. Sometimes its just easier to accept something you enjoy and just roll with it even if in the grand scheme of things what you are doing is largely irrelevant and won't effect your life in any great way.
I enjoy chloe and what she does just as I enjoy cake, sleeping and music. Its not a hard ethos to abide by.
Anonymous (00a3) 56306
what exactly do you enjoy about chloe?
thinking back, i can't remember for myself.
Anonymous (8d75) 56307
She has a hand in creating the image, the characters etc., you are buying into something that someone is 'creating' for you. What is so depressing about enjoying an ambitious person's output?
If you are going to look at this from the utility and 'pointless-ness' of it all. Yes this is all very pointless-this is just a strange hobby.
Anonymous (a5a7) 56309
Her personality or in your ideology : what I have been fed to believe she is like.
Her looks or in your ideology : what she has been bred to look like
Her talent or in your ideology : a synthetic attribute given to her to maximise prophits
The fact that her image brightens my day.
To me she seems like a pretty special mix of characteristics that for some reason appeals to me on a level that I sometimes find hard to rationalise.
As I said you seem like a lost cause so just do what must be done or bite the non existant bullet and stick around.
Watch that shaggy dog video and tell me that that is a manufactured synthetic person, it just isn't.
Anonymous (05d0) 56311
> glaring flaw in my argument, i
because I would feel like I would be explaining how gravity works, pretty much everything you said is flawed to a certain extent and I don't have the time to waste with it
you gave that twitter example
many people, especially girls her age make similar tweets
that point is moot as are most of the ones you brought up
Anonymous (05d0) 56313
> what exactly do you enjoy about chloe?> thinking back, i can't remember for myself.
And this is why you are not a chlobro. This is why you are not to put us in the same pot. We know the answers to that questions and that is the big difference
and yes, I'm the guy who's not gonna waste his time explaining fundamental stuff but you've made your case clear enough
Anonymous (a5a7) 56314
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I looked up that one aswell and I don't know much about the role or anything but her face didn't strike me as right for what I percieve the role to be, she seemed to saccharin to me.
Anonymous (a5a7) 56316
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Thats pretty unduely mean, man.
Mr. Dennings!s4jsf1HzKo 56318
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pls stop fighting
Anonymous (e556) 56319
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Just look very carefully at this poster and tell me you don't see a striking resemblance to Chloe in both the face/hair and body type. Chloe is as perfect a match for the "look" if this poster is anything to go by. Then consider her experience with Kick-Ass, LMI and now Carrie and imho there's really not a better match in hollywood to play the teen Ariel Chylde. Elizabeth is already too old for franchise consideration, and I just can't see Elle being able to effectively play this roll at all.
Anonymous (00a3) 56320
have you met her? because if not, you don't know shit about her personality. apart from what you've read from twitter, and seen on talk shows, in which case, i pity you.
her looks are hers. please don't dumb this down to make me out as an idiot.
talent? what about her 'talent' involves spending hours posting pictures of chloe on an imageboard? none of her talent is exerted in that.
so now, i have 'her image brightens my day', because apparently you are so infatuated with her looks and twitter personality that just seeing her on your screen is awe inspiring. that's really fucking insightful.
of course the shaggy dog video is of a little kid. she's not trying to act a certain way. she's just cute because she has no fucking clue what she's doing.
why are you so intent on making me out to be this anti-corporate anti-hollywood hippie? would you even read and consider my points? probably not. because you read the first few lines, decided you knew what i was trying to say, and went ahead and argued anyway.
Anonymous (a5a7) 56321
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We are all happy peacefull people here dante. No fighting whatsoever.
Who is this guy thats arguing anyway? has he been around for long? has he been like this before at all?
Anonymous (8d75) 56322
As far as the Aeropostale ad/video goes? Yeah someone who knows how to edit videos and put together music made that video for maximum frivolic Chloe Moretz effect. But she is hardly just a conduit, because she has a hand in what comes out and what was worn. This participatory process extends to everything else she does… and she makes it EXPLICITLY clear that she other people help create the output that you see.
And it's not like she's lying about anything, she makes it clear that she has a jobinterview/serious side and a personal one. Something that actually needn't be said as anyone can see that.
What do you mean she doesn't deserve a fanbase such as this? Are you saying she doesn't deserve fans that care deeply about her well-being and what healthy foods she should be eating? Well, I don't think she or anyone else wants that, so 'deserving' is a nonfactor.
That is not to say people that are her fans shouldn't care… it just shouldn't be this weird shit like you have a personal connection or that you are some kind of pseudo lover/brother.
Anonymous (00a3) 56323
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yeah i can totally see the resemblance.
seriously? just google image darkchylde. hard pressed to find something other than bulging tits. little to no clothing.
Anonymous (a5a7) 56326
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Whatever man you can just simmer down, you asked for the reasons I liked her and I gave you those reasons and those reasons are my own, what more do you want of me I am a simple man who just wants to get on with yall.
If I offended your sensibilities at all by 'assuming' something about your posts I am sorry but why ask me why I like the girl and then shoot down the very reasons that you requested, they are my reasons not yours so why should they mean anything to you. I think you are just angry for some personal reason and are venting here for lack of a better outlet. I hope you simmer down or just leave but I don't want you to leave.>>56319
I know I agree with you, even the back curve is there in that picture, I was saying that liz one has a face I don't think would suit the role. Don't really know if chloe would although of course being a fan I would love her to get the part.
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Anonymous (4539) 56330
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Anonymous (00a3) 56332
>>56322>a hand in what comes out and what was worn
yeah. loads of talent and personality exerted in that 'playful jumping in front of a camera' / 'acting like a quirky preteen' routine. picking out clothes? you're right. that video was fucking awesome and we should be fans because of it FUCK YEAH.
i'm saying she doesn't deserve a fan base that loves her so much. that genuinely cares about her. because in the end very little of her 'work' is hers, and she simply carries us to the next target.
Anonymous (e556) 56333
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You sound like a very jealous female. GTFO my Chlomo bitch.
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I think you're underestimating how much some of us have gleaned of the real Chloe through observing Facebook/instagram interactions with her friends.
Mr. Dennings!s4jsf1HzKo 56339
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O M G! Chedz is alive!
Anonymous (8d75) 56341
People should be fans because they want to see what she does on film. No one ever said shit about how wearing clothes is so worthy of talent… it's just fucking extra.
About the loving fandom part, you are implying that having an obsessive fanbase that enjoys creeping into every cranny of her personal life and being abnormally nice and sweet is something with merit. It really isn't-it's fucking whacked. It's mental illness to behave like those kids do on instagram who gush about how she's any combination of super nice, smart, talented etc.
You are also implying that she doesn't do enough to service these loving fans. What more do you need? There are like 1000s of photos of her, hours of videos, and actual movies of her.
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>>56339>Are you posting from the grave?>Yes.>O M G! Chedz is alive!
Thanks for letting me know that my existence is unwanted.
Anonymous (a5a7) 56343
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Luvs ya bro.>>56341
I like the fact that she does them reaction faces, its kind of a talent really.
Also I have never seen someone with such a combination of inteligence, beauty and talent as I do in her. She is sweet to boot and really nice to people too. In real life she is so genuine in everyting she does its just palpable on a level that transcends the physical realm.
Heres a good reaction face meme that she is so talented at creating, what a great person I could share her kooky images the rest of my life and not get bored of her.
Anonymous (e556) 56346
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>>56343>Also I have never seen someone with such a combination of inteligence, beauty and talent as I do in her. She is sweet to boot and really nice to people too. In real life she is so genuine in everyting she does its just palpable on a level that transcends the physical realm. Heres a good reaction face meme that she is so talented at creating, what a great person I could share her kooky images the rest of my life and not get bored of her.
THIS NIGGA KNOWS WHAT'S UP
Anonymous (e556) 56349
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But today is July the 11th, not December the 7th.
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I thought I would go to sleep for a bit.
Anonymous (a5a7) 56352
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Anybody know where I can buy this hat and the necklace too.
Anonymous (a5a7) 56353
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Oh and these glasses.
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How do tumblr people get these before us…
Anonymous (a5a7) 56358
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Thats not the exact one but thanks nonetheless.>>56357
They are obviously more dedicated fans than the rest of us.
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Your existence is wanted, Cheddar.
Anonymous (a44f) 56363
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is the chlobro that orchestrated this among us?>
Anonymous (e556) 56366
This is the response that is sent when you vote for Chloe.http://www.huffingtonpost.com/polls/add_stats.php?pid=7321&responses=20801
You might be right, it could be restricted per IP..I need to look into is more closely. Sometimes they are restricted by cookies and sometimes they limit how often you can vote per IP (say every 10 minutes)
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sup mah bros
Cubia (5926) 56368
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Hello from Comic-con
Fine. Trying to find a good reason to go to bed.
What about you?
Mr. Dennings!s4jsf1HzKo 56374
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I need sauce on this, this is the first time i see this photo
Anonymous (a44f) 56378
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2010-11-11 - 'Harry Potter 7' Premiere - Londonhttp://faboostphotos.minus.com/mAsFLWUX9/1g
Mr. Dennings!s4jsf1HzKo 56379
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Thank you Anon gooby!>>56375
Yeah, he's a Fuckass also what was this?
Anonymous (00a3) 56381
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in accordance with the emma watson thing going around on facebook….
according to quantum physics, i am in fact fucking chloe right this instant in some alternate universe.
Anonymous (89ad) 56385
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Sup bro's. I was just wondering about something… I visit /r/chloegracemoretz quite frequently (inb4 hurr durr reddit faggot whatever), and I noticed there are 2 users posting almost all the content (atticus138 and lavaeolus). Could they perhaps be Chlobro's? And if not, can we guide them here? Or just post a link on /r/chloegracemoretz to this site or something?
And, of course, good morning.
Anonymous (89ad) 56388
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Also, I'm seriously considering working at Disneyland now.
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Anonymous (a5a7) 56400
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What harm in it.
Its not like it will have any adverse effects on you or anybody else if it doesn't work.Only problem in you live in aus whereas they are in canada so I can't imagine them mailing them back geiven the distance involved.
Oh and protip if you do get them back first thing you do when you open the package is sniff the contents in the hope that some of chloes sweet sweet essence remains within.
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When you send fan mail and want something back, you send a Self Addressed Envelope with the postage already, Chloë is probably too busy anyway. Im gonna try Tamla Kari
If you can find out which Studio/Location she's filming at and the address for it, then sure why not.
Just make sure to include a Self Adressed Stamped Envelope as well, if you don't there's no way you'll get anything back as they won't pay the postage.
Probably more of a long shot if you live further away too, but yeah nothing to lose, postage costs aside, so may as well I suppose.
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How do you include a SAE, put an envelope in the envelope?
Also i wonder if Tamla would sign an upskirt
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Ah okay, sweet. Thanks!
Anonymous (a5a7) 56409
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Narwhal did ypu enjoy lmi?
Anonymous (a5a7) 56411
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Its your loss man, seriously its really very good and not in the least bit scary you are missing out.
Anonymous (a5a7) 56413
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That /b/read was fun.
Although Im confused as to why people don't like here.
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I'm starting to wonder whether Chloe actually does have a lack of breasts. She must have been wearing some fillets of something for Chelsea Lately etc. Don't take this the wrong way, it doesn't affect my opinion on her at all, I'm just sayin'. I also wanted to know your opinions.
>That feel when the cupcake is a lie
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I doubt casual Chloë would though
Anonymous (a5a7) 56419
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I dunno man, haven't thought about it. It could be to do with many things Im not really sure.
So one could do something funny with that gif, say have a loasd of rainbow panties under her jacket like a steet salesmam or something.
The way I see it is she is thye way she is and if she wants to wear temporary breats boosters whatever they might be she can go right ahead and do so.
It might depend on the look she is going for at the time.
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Those obviously are not real if Aero9 shows them that flat.
Anonymous (a5a7) 56426
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But she is wearing baggy clothing there so it drapes over the cupcakes and makes them appear non existant whereas in the other pics that display larger cupcakes the wind plays a factor or she is werainf tight clothing at the time.
What of it anyways.
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The gif file name from the original post I made about the topic.>>56415>>56426
I'm sure the baggy clothing is a factor but it isn't conclusive. I'm sure we'll find out for sure when we see the swimming costume scene in Carrie.
Anonymous (a5a7) 56429
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Not necessarily Im sure in this image conscious modern age there are products designed to add volume to certain areas when wearing a swimming suit and they might or might not choose to use that in carrie. So it might not be definitive
I hope its cold when they are filming the swiming outfit scenes.
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>pic also related
Mephisto (0192) 56431
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Chloë is perfect your argument is invalid
Anonymous (a5a7) 56432
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The form of the shirt there looks responsible for not showing them up.
What is this another episode of cheddar investigates?
If, and I know its a big if but if chloe was reading these comments she might not be so pleased about them. She is the way she is and does whatever she does because she wants to.
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Cheddar isnt hating, hes just bring up a point
Anonymous (5501) 56434
Not funny. Need Chloë fix.
*imagine doped Luli looking out of car window with Glenda driving*
Anonymous (a5a7) 56435
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I suppose but he is being pretty persistent and I don't see what difference it makes wheter she has eyeballs growing under there, we will never see.>>56434>
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Another episode of Cheddar investigates, indeed. I just thought it would be interesting to see what other people think, ya know?
>if chloe was reading these comments she might not be so pleased about them.
Opposed to everything else that gets said on this chan? A day on chlomo.org could end up with a trip to the psychiatrist for her.
Remember:>it doesn't affect my opinion on her at all
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Woah woah woah. So you ARE a 38 year old woman?
Anonymous (a5a7) 56440
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I dunno I think most of the stuff that is said here is flattering, it might be flattering in a weird sense but it shouldn't offend her, whereas saying she wears or must wear fillets might be degrading if she doesn't or if she does but is self conscious about it.
I know what you are doing I just don't understand why you are doing it.
It is the way it is and she is the way she is.
Anonymous (5501) 56441
So Chloë got small cupcakes or she is a late bloomer, big deal.
I don't think it matter at all. She is still only 15 and not done blossoming. Not everyone is done with puberty at 15.
>The development of tender breast “buds” is usually the first sign of puberty in girls. Some girls notice breast growth as early as age 7 or 8, while others don’t start until age 13 or so. The timing is determined by your own biologic “clock” that tells your body to start producing high levels of female hormones. Breasts go through five “stages” of growth over the next five to six years, until their full maturity is reached by age 17 or 18.
Anonymous (5501) 56442
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I just wanna discuss Chloe. It's a topic that came into my mind so I wrote about it. I thought it was pretty interesting.>>56441>So Chloë got small cupcakes or she is a late bloomer, big deal.
I think you missed the part where I said, and repeated "it doesn't affect my opinion on her at all"
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Is it just me that thinks this skirt looks horrible?
Anonymous (5501) 56446
Wasn't really disagreing with you, bro.
I actually just think she is a late bloomer, but if not, then I'm with you, that is dosn't change a bit about how I feel for her.
Her looks have never been the reason for me being a fan of her. Not that I don't think she is pretty - she is cute as a button and very pretty. Just too young to really be "pretty enough" for me.
Anonymous (5501) 56447
It is not the prettiest skirt, yes, but I do not think it looks horrid. It is okay.
Actually, I wish more girls and women would wear more skirts and dresses as casual wear. Getting tired of all the leggings and jeans. While they can be trendy and look great too, a girl/woman should wear skirts and dresses more often, I think.
Anonymous (89ad) 56448
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>>56440>but it shouldn't offend her
Half of all the posts here would probably be offensive to her, just sayin'. I'm not saying I approve to everything that's being posted here, I'm just showing it the way it is. There has been a lot of 'offensive' shit getting posted here, and it's been worse than just discussing the size of her cupcakes.
Anonymous (89ad) 56450
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Why no trip?
Why no image?
Anonymous (89ad) 56452
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Well I guess you gotta spice things up sometimes…
How are you doing today bro?
Anonymous (05d0) 56453
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Mr. Dennings!s4jsf1HzKo 56454
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I'm ok, how are you?
Anonymous (89ad) 56456
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I'm fine, there was a fun /b/ thread a couple hours ago. It wasn't faggot-free, but therefore also quite interesting. And now I'm just randomly browsing as usual, although a bit slower.
Anonymous (05d0) 56457
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> Half of all the posts here would probably be offensive to her,
Such as … ?
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Pretty much anything Chloefornication posts, for a start.>>49616
I feel like there's usually more than 11 visitors on at this time. Maybe that's to do with:>>56442>>56424
Anonymous (89ad) 56459
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Well, not half of the posts, but there are a lot of posts more offensive than the shit that has been going on ITT.
For example, all posts about licking/sucking/stroking/penetrating/consuming certain body parts or fluids could be considered offensive.
Anonymous (a5a7) 56462
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Could someone be offended by weird/unconventional compliments and flattery.
Its hard to say really, maybe if they selectively read parts of the comment only or didn't fully understand what the commenter was trying to convey.
Like for instance that youtube comment 'chloe you are such a peadophile maker' some might find this weird some might find it offensive some the truth.
Anonymous (05d0) 56463
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> Could someone be offended by weird/unconventional compliments and flattery.
Maybe, but I doubt a part of them wouldn't also be flattered, like that pedophile maker comment.
On one hand she might be grossed out by it but on the other she might be flattered by being an object of desire and having guys lust over her.
Anonymous (05d0) 56464
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Mr. Dennings!s4jsf1HzKo 56465
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