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File: 1364738717866_easter_bunny_chloe.jpg (652.84 KB, 1280x1008)

 Chloë Thread #423 !a3dKSVA5Rc 6196

Happy Easter (for those who celebrate it now)


File: 1364738931643_Chloe_Moretz_16.jpg (97.79 KB, 576x600)

Happy Easter to you too and everyone else here.

 Anonymous (66eb) 6198

File: 1364738953481_aaxH6NiE.jpg (917.48 KB, 2253x3000)

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 6199

File: 1364739014356_yaaaaaay.jpg (69.44 KB, 595x594)

Oh, goodie! A reason to eat some chocolate!

 Anonymous (7164) 6200

File: 1364739172296_Feels_Bad_Man.jpg (109.15 KB, 800x433)

Happy Easter to everyone, this is so strange, I dreamed of Chiles dating Chloë.

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 6201

File: 1364739229763_jesus4.png (585.46 KB, 533x538)

And how is he looking like?

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 6202

File: 1364739376496.jpg (201.3 KB, 701x568)

>I dreamed of Chiles dating Chloë.
Too bad I can't have the same dream

 Anonymous (8552) 6203

File: 1364739462920.png (220.35 KB, 380x370)

And every time I dream about her she ignores me

 Anonymous (7164) 6204

File: 1364739472180_Is_This_Niggah_For_Real_2.jpg (21.9 KB, 500x276)

Do I have to tell you?

 Anonymous (8552) 6205

File: 1364739546507_asdasd.jpg (29.39 KB, 345x253)

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 6206

File: 1364739652106_2.jpg (90.95 KB, 389x528)


File: 1364739815183_Chloe_Surprised_6.jpg (90.01 KB, 442x594)

I actually had a dream of her about a week ago regarding some zombie apocalypse survival scenario, The Walking Dead Style, only that it was set in some abandoned village in the Lebanese hinterlands.

 Anonymous (7164) 6208

File: 1364739837972_5.jpg (215.78 KB, 724x1024)

Why don't you just ask him by yourself.

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 6209

File: 1364739880821_really2.png (68.84 KB, 207x208)

 Anonymous (7164) 6210

File: 1364740127338_Cant_Say.jpg (39.05 KB, 592x453)

 Anonymous (7164) 6211

File: 1364740407090_1.jpg (427.1 KB, 800x593)

Five freakin popcorn bags?

 RussianMaster!kO.fRezxz6 6212

File: 1364740571938_488010_10151467573987608_1821372765_n.jpg (19.83 KB, 325x504)

 Goose!!X0ir0LwuE2 6213

File: 1364740609961_Chloe-Moretz-picture.jpg (1.3 MB, 2756x4134)

Do we have a favouite Chloë moment in film? .. Mine I guess would be the first time watching her in Amityville Horror scaling that roof likeabawz

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 6214

File: 1364740757001_HGgif12.gif (1.59 MB, 230x253)

the rescue scene in kick-ass

 Anonymous (66eb) 6215

File: 1364741018541.gif (6.13 MB, 250x400)

Luli doin her great film impressions (so much Chloë coming through in her character)

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 6216

File: 1364741048143_Carolyn_dance.gif (1.98 MB, 218x295)

This scene in Dark Shadows

 Goose!!X0ir0LwuE2 6217

File: 1364741067639_Hit-Girl-Knife-kick-ass-17498180-1437-1182.jpg (290.71 KB, 1437x1182)

Strobe scene.. yes another favourite

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 6218

File: 1364741080817_133795601554.jpg (65.83 KB, 544x438)

Great choice. I love that scene

 Anonymous (7164) 6219

File: 1364741696091_Ahhhhh.gif (409.65 KB, 300x208)

My gawd, I'm laughing so hard over these reactions from a previous thread, what caused this shitstorm?

 Anonymous (8552) 6220

a post

 Anonymous (66eb) 6221

File: 1364741890296.jpeg (18.73 KB, 300x400)

He sed some offensive things against….
> koalas

 Anonymous (7164) 6222

File: 1364742092271_3.jpg (116.05 KB, 702x1000)

Half of the site went mad because of Koalas… Interdasting
Who posted it? and what was it about?


File: 1364742269281_Hit_Girl_Lip_Curl_1.gif (2.85 MB, 539x300)

One of my favorite scenes is in Dark Shadows when she's discussing "birthing hips" with Barnabas.
Also that scene in Kick Ass when Big Daddy shot Mindy with her bulletproof vest on. The strobe scene was probably the most epic.

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 6224

File: 1364742276879_Carolyn_ikon.jpg (10.72 KB, 175x175)

Royce posted it, but it was a copypasta. It involved pressurized air, some tubes and squirting

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 6225

File: 1364742325704_fault.jpg (348.01 KB, 800x1340)


File: 1364742438851_Chloe_Laugh_4.gif (1.59 MB, 317x250)

 Anonymous (3ba8) 6227

What is /tv/?

 Anonymous (7164) 6228

File: 1364742714467_1.png (233.84 KB, 411x336)

I have been in this site for some time, but I never knew someone named ROyce, who is he?
>It involved pressurized air, some tubes and squirting
Dafuq? it must have been a nightmare

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 6229

File: 1364742777711_138074395579.jpg (36.47 KB, 289x290)


 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 6230

File: 1364742855859_13397108988164.png (100.67 KB, 182x254)

Btw, make sure you press Ctrl+F5 (clear cache + refresh), then go to the "Threads List" and check out the new filmography/movie pics tab and the kick-ass thread in particular

 Anonymous (3ba8) 6231

File: 1364743057910_Exclusive_Precious_Chloe_Moretz_The_Hit_Girl_Visits_The_Hotel_Solamar_in_San_Diego.mp4_snapshot_00.5.jpg (75.28 KB, 1280x720)


>dat dress

>dat short hair
>dat tongue curl
>dat mac

 Anonymous (8552) 6232

File: 1364743102250_268748_206511209476420_676627945_n.jpg (10.24 KB, 260x376)


 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 6233

File: 1364743254171_13253333501.jpg (226.51 KB, 604x437)

>pretty much assaulted with autographs
>dem autographs hounds
THAT FUCKING GUY in the audience, that creepy, creepy fuck that asks her the questions, same guy that did the same thing in a few other videos

 Anonymous (3ba8) 6234

File: 1364743332046.jpg (64.62 KB, 531x348)

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 6235

File: 1364743429080_Glasses.jpg (103.86 KB, 706x734)

Royce is the guy who makes Chloë music videos on youtube. He isn't a nightmare, he just found that post somewhere and copypasted it, in reflection of an earlier, small arguement
A subforum in 4chan, I think

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 6236

File: 1364743517967_oh_boy_icon.png (23.52 KB, 100x120)

This is so cool! Time to gather some sexy pics

 KissMyBass (2d6e) 6237

File: 1364743616160_feels_good_man.jpg (262.09 KB, 1175x965)

Happy Easter Bros!!!!!

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 6238

File: 1364743618351_nightmare.jpg (73.98 KB, 620x441)

 Anonymous (3ba8) 6239

File: 1364743619073_Exclusive_Precious_Chloe_Moretz_The_Hit_Girl_Visits_The_Hotel_Solamar_in_San_Diego.mp4_snapshot_00.3.jpg (67.02 KB, 1280x720)

That's the guy who's behind most of the popcandy videos, if not all of them.

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 6240

File: 1364743663560_Shoot_This_Guy.jpg (493.23 KB, 790x1189)

 Anonymous (66eb) 6241

File: 1364743693980_mad2.jpg (18.48 KB, 295x325)

Those ebay autograph hunting faggots fill me with so much rage. Chloë needs to employ Bane to take care of those scum


File: 1364743838166_Chloe_Scared.jpg (16.34 KB, 360x447)

 Anonymous (3ba8) 6243

File: 1364744059690_chloe-moretz_diary_of_a_wimpy_kid_022.jpg (2.11 MB, 5118x3412)

Haven't seen this one before.

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 6244

File: 1364744071290_Absolutely.jpg (19.87 KB, 240x320)

I noticed. And my god does he sound like a full on creep. You can almost feel him drooling over her, I bet that if you listen carefully you can hear drool drops hitting the ground

 Anonymous (7164) 6245

File: 1364744098620_Ahhahhh.png (92.08 KB, 243x259)

That guy needs to die.

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 6246

File: 1364744120461.gif (7.19 MB, 387x270)

finally a Chloë pic with uncensored cupcakes


File: 1364744146921_Now_That_1.jpg (4.12 KB, 158x148)

 Anonymous (3ba8) 6248

File: 1364744152175.jpg (79.46 KB, 716x636)

 Anonymous (8552) 6249

File: 1364744186010.png (13.55 KB, 126x94)

more like beef rolls

 Anonymous (3ba8) 6250

File: 1364744476587.jpg (114.4 KB, 895x766)

>Jamie King taking the piss out of the guy


 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 6251

File: 1364744480149_132706371309372.jpg (42.29 KB, 500x350)

 Anonymous (7164) 6252

File: 1364744488850_2.jpg (1.76 MB, 2771x3029)

My gun is ready.

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 6253

File: 1364744629810_clajzy19.jpg (19.33 KB, 238x365)

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 6254

File: 1364744634216.jpg (96.05 KB, 600x365)

> taking the piss out of the guy

Also, that video description sounds like it was written by him

 Anonymous (3ba8) 6255

File: 1364744764852_28.jpg (28.26 KB, 294x313)

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 6256

File: 1364744848421.jpg (12.45 KB, 250x323)

That's what I thought you meant but how is she taking the piss in this case?

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 6257

File: 1364744848661_clajzy7.jpg (31.79 KB, 506x451)

I learn a new word or new meaning here every week

 Anonymous (8552) 6258

better than bilingual uni

 Anonymous (7164) 6259

File: 1364744987715_3.jpg (180.74 KB, 1280x934)

>All the paparazzis with the pumped up cameras better run better run, outrun my gun.

 Anonymous (3ba8) 6260

File: 1364745342759.jpg (60.94 KB, 612x612)

The way she said "I'm in lots of superhero movies" to make him think he knew nothing about the movies she's been in.

 Anonymous (3ba8) 6261

File: 1364745462880.jpg (19.79 KB, 358x353)

Then there was an awkward silence after she said she was only kidding.

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 6262

File: 1364745600796_chloe_moretz_541.jpg (33.17 KB, 377x367)

Aha. I must have missed it.

 Anonymous (3ba8) 6263

File: 1364745833226.jpg (140.86 KB, 1428x600)



File: 1364746161434_CCCP.jpg (151.08 KB, 1920x1080)

Look at what I found in the wallpapers thread.

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 6265

File: 1364746251752.jpg (117.48 KB, 1280x720)

 KissMyBass (2d6e) 6266

File: 1364746265712.png (981.29 KB, 1043x694)

 Solar!!JaE3DH33zQ 6267

File: 1364746301297_01.jpg (1.39 MB, 3456x5184)

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 6268

File: 1364746437644_chloe_moretz_004.jpg (32.73 KB, 500x333)

obsession level > 9000

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 6269

File: 1364746538891_legs_sexy.jpg (237.68 KB, 1069x745)

 Anonymous (8552) 6270

File: 1364746795106.gif (1.69 MB, 960x665)

I wonder
Do any of you guys ever shoop yourself into photos with her ? Like put your face on some other fans head who got lucky ? or between her legs ? chiles…?

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6271

File: 1364747033081_hitgirl_evolution.jpg (48.64 KB, 640x640)

happy easter bros and broettes.

gonna eat like a pig today.

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6272

File: 1364747081576_scared_of_nightmares.png (92.08 KB, 243x259)

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6273

File: 1364747215713_chlotage.jpg (73.51 KB, 500x400)

chloes old blog :3 :3 :3

friggin cute

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 6274

File: 1364747885464_me_chlosta.jpg (206.24 KB, 657x800)

Hello. Nice picture there

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 6275

File: 1364748236089_chloe_moretz_658.jpg (12.61 KB, 320x316)

Nope. Imagination is the best photoshop

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 6276

File: 1364748333510_uuuuuuuuuu4.jpg (31.04 KB, 248x358)

I will say this when one of you will ask my why I don't have Photoshop

 Anonymous (6e4e) 6277

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 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6278

File: 1364748459583_best_2.jpg (2.03 MB, 1657x1101)



and i had this
as my wallpaper and my bro said what is it, and i proudly stood up and said, it is an internet community, THE internet community, which i am a part of. we serve under the great chloe moretz, but he pretty much already knew that last part.

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 6279

File: 1364748476145_chloe_moretz_659.jpg (11.83 KB, 312x304)

Is everyone celebrating easter now?

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6280

File: 1364748523003_dog_lul.gif (813.78 KB, 250x168)

Not me. Mine is already ruined.

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6281

File: 1364748556101_tumblr_m6iv8x1GRO1qebwjoo1_400.jpg (27.21 KB, 331x333)


reminds me of

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 6282

File: 1364748577660_225225225225225225225225225225225225225225225225225225225225225225225.png (191.12 KB, 305x291)

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 6283

File: 1364748640731_chloe_moretz_196.jpg (31.42 KB, 508x574)

I meant as in today
here the Easter is over a month away

 KissMyBass (2d6e) 6284

File: 1364748734223_120.jpg (83.02 KB, 328x360)

where are you from?

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6285

File: 1364748745803_Kick_Ass_2_7_edit.jpg (226.03 KB, 875x361)

Yeah, in the States it's Easter today.

 KissMyBass (2d6e) 6286

same in Italy

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 6287

File: 1364748790272_tvshaman_and_chloe.jpg (101.17 KB, 500x667)

In Hungary too

 Solar!!JaE3DH33zQ 6288

File: 1364748813884_1.jpg (281.48 KB, 500x652)


And in the UK.


File: 1364748845897_Chloe_Moretz_110.jpg (74.13 KB, 429x562)

Yeah according to the Western (Catholic) calendar it's today. The Eastern calendar (Orthodox) has it a month away.
In Lebanon we get holidays off on both, because we have 17 sects in the country, and if you don't recognize each and every one of them in terms of holidays and religious observance, you're going to have a civil war (like we already did 1975-1990).

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 6290

File: 1364748877782.jpg (74.01 KB, 708x787)


bizzaro world apparently

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6291

File: 1364748908522_cm.jpg (103.85 KB, 612x612)

Clearly, I follow other countries closely, haha.


File: 1364749034384_Chloe_Moretz_113.jpg (98.1 KB, 656x700)

For some reason, I always thought you were American.

 Anonymous (b436) 6293

File: 1364749105899_5.jpg (1.35 MB, 1600x1200)

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 6294

File: 1364749132272_chloe_moretz_064.jpg (18.28 KB, 328x298)

Nope, eurofag


File: 1364749268557_Chloe_Moretz_116.jpg (982.89 KB, 2400x3600)

Ah, so we're geographically closer than I thought.
Mediterraneanfag too?

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 6296

File: 1364749321421.jpg (25 KB, 400x367)


higher res >>>/old/254

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 6297

third time's the charm
higher res >>>/movies/254

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6298

File: 1364749545854_chloe_7.jpg (1.17 MB, 1800x2700)

I think posting on this forum might be bad luck for me.

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 6299

File: 1364749617794_oh_noes7.jpg (181.05 KB, 879x569)

What happened?


File: 1364749697179_Chloe_Surprised_9.jpg (240.46 KB, 1600x1066)

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6301

File: 1364749712131_chloe_4.jpg (687.19 KB, 800x1200)

Red Wings (hockey team) were losing 3 - 0 five minutes into the first period, lol. This game is on national television, so it makes it even more embarrassing.

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 6302

File: 1364749830181_nevermindy.png (608.13 KB, 624x464)

I thought something bad happened to you

 Anonymous (b436) 6303

File: 1364749831674_1.jpg (729.06 KB, 3000x1947)

 Anonymous (9c62) 6304

Is there a gif of this zooming in and out quickly ?

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6305

File: 1364749949261_2.jpg (75.78 KB, 588x401)

and canada

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6306

File: 1364749995790_chloe_3.jpg (1.53 MB, 1800x1200)

That counts as something bad happening to me.

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 6307

File: 1364750070202_micro-Chloe.jpg (956 B, 31x31)

Have you placed a bet on them?

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6308

File: 1364750143034_chloe_9.jpg (1.22 MB, 1800x2228)

Naw. They're just my favorite team. But hockey is extremely important to me in general.

Worst Easter ever.


File: 1364750143579_Chloe_Moretz_121.jpg (254.83 KB, 2000x1333)

Dat res

 Anonymous (b436) 6310

File: 1364750335089_Tongue.gif (1.9 MB, 220x251)

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6311

File: 1364750446919_chloe_11.jpg (721.47 KB, 2400x3600)

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 6312

File: 1364750786851_Identify_Yourself.jpg (123.51 KB, 450x343)

It's the second smallest Chloë-picture I've ever seen

 Anonymous (b436) 6313

File: 1364750827940_2.jpg (755.59 KB, 2023x3000)

 Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 6314

File: 1364751332981_Chloe-wearing-string-bikini-HOTHOT.jpg (318 B, 1x2)

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 6315

File: 1364751405623_dumbass1.png (352.67 KB, 567x800)

>zooming in

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6316

I fucking hate Easter. Worst holiday ever.

 Anonymous (b436) 6317

File: 1364751690970_8.jpg (842.59 KB, 2635x3000)

The most beautiful pic I ever seen.

 Mastër Bëan!QMOd.BeanU 6318

File: 1364751886322.png (864.61 KB, 638x957)


File: 1364752023597_Chloe_Surprised_5.png (25.23 KB, 114x126)


File: 1364752492001_Chloe_Moretz_133.jpg (789.1 KB, 2069x3000)

No tweets by Chloë today. Perhaps she is celebrating Easter.

 Anonymous (1e31) 6321

File: 1364752529650_o00o.jpg (159.9 KB, 960x1442)

problem with the threads list movies section, when you click on hick it brings you to hugo, the converse also being true

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 6322

 Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 6323

File: 1364752757863_divide-by-zero5.jpg (54.22 KB, 640x477)

>hick it brings you to hugo


File: 1364752829842_Chloe_Surprised_8.jpg (218.46 KB, 932x730)


 Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 6325

File: 1364752855134_BGs-6dXCIAA9yYZ.jpeg (189.9 KB, 1023x1259)

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 6326

clear cache might be required

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 6327

File: 1364752911948_132706371309420.jpg (18.74 KB, 205x172)


File: 1364752996823_I_Like_It.jpg (104.14 KB, 543x515)

 Solar!!JaE3DH33zQ 6329

File: 1364753072417.jpg (75.5 KB, 442x613)

 Anonymous (1e31) 6330

File: 1364753117678_o.jpg (396.51 KB, 2087x1650)

 New Chloë tweet people tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 6331

File: 1364753371278_Now_That2.jpg (4.12 KB, 158x148)

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 6332

File: 1364753384570_dd2e99c29a2d11e2a49722000aaa05c4_7.jpg (110.99 KB, 612x612)

helloooo easter eggs

 Solar!!JaE3DH33zQ 6333

File: 1364753388771_dd2e99c29a2d11e2a49722000aaa05c4_7.jpg (110.99 KB, 612x612)



File: 1364753415841_Chloe_Moretz_5.jpg (40.93 KB, 685x572)


 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 6335

File: 1364753460334_excellent.jpg (95.28 KB, 500x500)

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6336

File: 1364753487083_Hit_Girl_still_edit.jpg (685.5 KB, 618x763)

What cleavage?

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 6337

File: 1364753529910_hurrrrr6.jpg (68.48 KB, 450x614)

 Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 6338

File: 1364753572465_13345932474.jpg (66.69 KB, 350x435)

Women I'd foto


File: 1364753597971_I_Like_What_I_See_2.jpg (55.64 KB, 549x433)

Best Easter eggs evar

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 6340

File: 1364753623091_dumbass2.jpg (107.41 KB, 720x540)

 Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 6341

File: 1364753663832_whooooo2.jpg (122.46 KB, 633x800)

best Easter EVER


 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6342

File: 1364753756396_cap_3_edit.jpg (346.98 KB, 1080x449)

I was only being honest. ;-P

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 6343

File: 1364753965231.jpeg (17.56 KB, 347x395)

Rainbow colored dress too. How I wish we had hi-res on this.
Teri may be cold.

You're right there is no cleavage. but there is plenty of Chlëavage™.

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6344

File: 1364754033250_Kick_Ass_2_8_edit.jpg (358.91 KB, 875x361)

>You're right there is no cleavage. but there is plenty of Chlëavage™.

You're smooth.

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 6345

File: 1364754201784_My_Nigga.jpg (58.61 KB, 320x331)

 Solar!!JaE3DH33zQ 6346


>Teri may be cold.

lol, that was my first though too.

Looks like it's just how her dress is though.

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 6347

File: 1364754409084_chloe_moretz_044.jpg (17.05 KB, 259x302)

>Looks like it's just how her dress is though.
Yeah, I took a closer look at it too and it seems that's just the way the dress is.

 Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 6348

File: 1364754538730.jpg (6.55 KB, 154x208)

I'm sure they could still stand to receive a warm nuzzling though. Where's hurl at?

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6349

Her Mother is pretty hot.

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 6350

File: 1364754621566_hih2372372372379.jpg (31.26 KB, 400x418)

Here we go again

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 6351

File: 1364754637414.png (302.47 KB, 427x240)

>Where's hurl at?
Probably shaving his eggs and painting them red

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 6352

File: 1364754637271_seems-legit.gif (3.98 MB, 378x350)

True dat. Either way, she's looking good. not as good as Chloë though

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6353

What do you mean 'again'?

Seriously though, I'd like to bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states.

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 6354

File: 1364754782607_gentlemen3.jpg (52.46 KB, 400x600)

ThatGuy and his mates always say that. You'll gonna like them

 Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 6355

File: 1364754790561.jpg (75.27 KB, 530x680)

>implying there's anything to shave

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6356

File: 1364754871741_Hit_Girl_2_edit.jpg (1.65 MB, 1918x1333)

You don't think she's attractive? I don't know what her age is, but she looks good.

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 6357

File: 1364754929792.jpg (20.25 KB, 209x271)

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 6358

File: 1364755013358_nigga_pls14.png (460.22 KB, 745x572)

I don't find her attractive at all…

 New pic here tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 6359

File: 1364755053458_oh_boy_icon.png (23.52 KB, 100x120)

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 6360

File: 1364755055201_Mother-of-Dragons.jpg (419.91 KB, 1600x1200)

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6361

File: 1364755084291_laugh.jpg (45.26 KB, 600x404)

Not young enough for you, right?

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6362

That guy's head covering up her cleavage—or lack thereof—with his shit eating grin, lol.

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 6363

File: 1364755184980.jpg (180.16 KB, 415x635)


File: 1364755201547_Chloe_Moretz_160.jpg (962.94 KB, 2400x3600)

Dat jacket

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 6365

File: 1364755230222_hahaha_mikro2.jpg (11.37 KB, 157x160)

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 6366

File: 1364755303697_iboRs0PP7DFfBS.jpg (268.49 KB, 2048x1536)

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 6367

File: 1364755339431_cupcakes3.jpg (77.54 KB, 903x990)

 Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 6368

File: 1364755354481_raep_train.jpg (21.88 KB, 205x256)

Chloe, her Aunt, and Teri sure do make a delicious trio.

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 6369

File: 1364755474255_omg4.jpg (25.8 KB, 502x471)

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6370

File: 1364755749990_ckqcmjz.gif (1.57 MB, 250x188)

For real. That photo is fucking creepy.

 Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 6371

lol I don't have time to find the original chloe pic is was cropped from…maybe someone else will

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 6372

File: 1364756001561_Chloe_Moretz_Poker_House_screening_2_014.jpg (447.2 KB, 2200x1425)

 Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 6373

File: 1364756011770_dont_even_know.jpg (82.6 KB, 473x405)

 Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 6374

File: 1364756078410.jpg (723.38 KB, 2015x3000)

lol thanks

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6375

File: 1364756221256_chloe_10.jpg (85.03 KB, 432x650)

Creating my first Chloe thread tonight.

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 6376

File: 1364756264061_thread_zombie.jpg (92.72 KB, 814x539)


File: 1364756274915_Chloe_Approves_2.jpg (22.37 KB, 401x292)


 Anonymous (1e31) 6378

File: 1364756285884_o0.jpg (283.04 KB, 826x1122)

you want a cookie or something? nah i kid
you should wait until this one reaches it's limit

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6379

File: 1364756362980_chloe_7.jpg (1.17 MB, 1800x2700)

I meant 'folder', not 'thread.' My brain is retarded right now.

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 6380

File: 1364756430283.jpg (25.74 KB, 320x180)

 Anonymous (1e31) 6381

File: 1364756441668_0.jpg (89.96 KB, 1280x720)

ah right
you could download solar's 9gb torrent if you liked

 Anonymous (1e31) 6382

File: 1364756518504_chloe-moretz-vogue-russia-may-2012-3.jpg (281.93 KB, 1023x1352)

>John drew me a super cool pencil drawing of me in my Hit Girl uniform and signed it and I screamed for like an hour!! My mom is having it framed so that I’ll have it alway and forever
anyone have a pic of it?

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6383

Got a link?

 Anonymous (1e31) 6384

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6385

Damn, that was quick. Thanks.

 Crackerer (dccd) 6386

File: 1364756986259_cupcakes.jpg (86.97 KB, 354x717)

Hello everyone.

 Anonymous (1e31) 6387

File: 1364757019416_o.jpg (96.82 KB, 396x594)

>I went into a studio today in London to record for a Disney toy for my character Darby in the show My Friends Tigger and Pooh
anyone own this toy by any chance?

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 6388

File: 1364757022072_hi2.jpg (154.07 KB, 625x831)


File: 1364757054231_Chloe_Sexy_8.gif (1.95 MB, 249x273)


File: 1364757117169_Hi_3.jpg (1.11 MB, 2151x3000)

Hey man.

 Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 6391

sitting staring and waiting for it to loop
5 min later it never did

 Crackerer (dccd) 6392

File: 1364757238342_jbnO9CrZ9JRA9G.jpg (268.87 KB, 599x900)


Sup guys, anything new today?


File: 1364757309983_Chloe_Moretz_89.jpg (61.56 KB, 594x442)

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 6394

File: 1364757327209_chloe_legs-nod.gif (1.95 MB, 249x273)

 Crackerer (dccd) 6395

File: 1364757460612.jpg (65.83 KB, 960x720)


Urrrgggh… For some reason my laptop hasn't let me open up Instagram for the past couple of days. I have no clue why, though. Can you post them here?


File: 1364757512401_Chloe_Cupcakes_10.jpg (110.99 KB, 612x612)

Cupcake special

 Anonymous (1e31) 6397

File: 1364757513672_oh.jpg (66.1 KB, 640x360)

they're in the random pics thread and itt

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 6398

File: 1364757553301_aef4d87e9a3111e2b2fd22000a9e0875_7.jpg (95.01 KB, 612x612)

Maybe your computer has something against bad filters.


 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 6399

File: 1364757568995.jpg (15.25 KB, 300x311)

>Can you post them here?
Try going outside the numbered thread once in a while

 Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 6400

File: 1364757692929.jpeg (76.74 KB, 478x720)

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 6401

File: 1364757701263.jpg (112.2 KB, 612x612)

 Crackerer (dccd) 6402

File: 1364757801191_music.gif (990.55 KB, 245x260)


Oh my god…

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6403

File: 1364757907296_Carrie.jpg (331.67 KB, 1141x1600)

Truth be told, I know next to nothing about Chloe with the exception of her being great as Hit-Girl in 'Kick-Ass', and the fact that she's starring in the lead role for a remake of one of my favorite horror films/books. I'll give those vids a look.

 Crackerer (dccd) 6404

File: 1364757909933_pretty45.png (1.22 MB, 892x900)


Dat brown hair.

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 6405

File: 1364758167419_ChloeMoretz_HickScreening_078.jpg (681.74 KB, 1648x1895)

If you're interested, check out part one of "Live.Laugh.Love" >>181956

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 6406

File: 1364758192721_Untitled-12.jpg (411.69 KB, 990x802)

or maybe even

 Anonymous (1e31) 6407

File: 1364758225310_0o0.jpg (141.3 KB, 1024x681)

>I met one girl with this really cool tatoo of a cupcake on the back of her neck
>I loved it so much I had to get a picture of it! My nickname at home is cupcake
how prophetic

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 6408

File: 1364758244823_Neat.jpg (68.22 KB, 433x445)

You should be interested in that Tempbot

 Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 6409

that's so many to chose from, I wanted to provide specific ones

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6410

File: 1364758501006_chloe_3.jpg (1.53 MB, 1800x1200)

Thanks, guys. I'll try and peep as many as I can later on tonight. Got the links saved.

 Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 6411

ones that were particularly spectacular at showing chloe just being herself…although there's many more of them I thought that would be a good start

 Anonymous (1e31) 6412

File: 1364758541710_31.jpg (27.77 KB, 276x312)

>I got one that looks like I have a penguin head

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 6413

>ones that were particularly spectacular at showing Chloë just being herself
In that case why not go with punkd?

or this most epic of Chloë vids?

 Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 6414

File: 1364758883521.jpg (74.33 KB, 444x430)

Well.. I just said those were my picks and everyone has their own opinions bro and the ones you picked are great too. There's too many and I didn't want to post more than 4 to begin with so why are you asking me this? Just share them with him if you think he should see them.

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 6415

File: 1364759026921_chloe_moretz_045.jpg (19.83 KB, 300x319)

Actually I was just giving my picks in the same category

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 6416

File: 1364759347536_Wave.gif (156.97 KB, 345x433)

I'm off for Easter brunch festivities. See everyone later.

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 6417

File: 1364759376098_bye8.jpg (74.74 KB, 512x492)

 Anonymous (1e31) 6418

File: 1364759490580.gif (130.11 KB, 190x271)

enjoy c ya

 Anonymous (1e31) 6419

File: 1364760643472.jpg (3.61 KB, 190x164)

>Cupcakes are my favorite
they're our favorite too chloe

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 6420

File: 1364760721450_Chloe_Baseball_Card.jpg (543.02 KB, 444x627)

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 6421

File: 1364760788423_chloe_moretz_470.jpg (51.59 KB, 390x426)

Where did you find that?

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 6422

File: 1364760825394_smile9.jpg (52.47 KB, 569x621)

I made it

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 6423

File: 1364760898686_132706371459.jpg (72.39 KB, 500x500)

Not bad. Not bad at all.

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 6424

File: 1364760982499_smile22.jpg (339.2 KB, 627x764)

Thank you. I used this:
Try it, maybe you can make a good one too. I checked that thread with the Cubs game, but those pics are kinda bad for this usage


File: 1364760998411_Chloe_Moretz_210.jpeg (103.36 KB, 720x540)

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6426

Is she actually a Cubs fan?

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 6427

File: 1364761130951_chloe_moretz_535.jpg (34.16 KB, 195x229)

>Try it, maybe you can make a good one too.
If I want to make a good one I'll use photoshop

> I used this: http://apps.warnerbros.com/42/cardcreator/us/

I should have known it was a template. The coming in april part was a dead giveaway

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 6428

She was invited at the game along with McLovin. They were guest stars and they sang the anthem too (apparently pretty badly)


File: 1364761428339_Chloe_Moretz_124.jpg (569.37 KB, 664x1000)

>they sang the anthem too (apparently pretty badly)

I wish there is a video or recording of that. It would be epic regardless if they sang it badly.

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6430

File: 1364761461293_chloe_13.jpg (4.36 MB, 3169x4754)

>they sang the anthem too (apparently pretty badly)

I can't imagine it being any worse than Roseanne.

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 6431

well they were laughing through most of it so that's what must have pissed off the guy who wrote his impression on their performance

 Solar!!JaE3DH33zQ 6432

File: 1364761520704_chloe_moretz_chicago_cubs_vs_atros_011.jpg (135.17 KB, 720x483)

>along with McLovin

And Aaron.

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 6433

File: 1364761593119_chloe_moretz_041.jpg (5.91 KB, 142x194)

>And Aaron.
Which begs the question: why isn't he in the pics as much as mclovin (who even got to carry her) ?

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 6434

File: 1364761662321_chloe_moretz_chicago_cubs_vs_atros_007.jpg (71.72 KB, 540x720)

everybody loves to carry Chloë

 Solar!!JaE3DH33zQ 6435

File: 1364761771866_chloe_moretz_chicago_cubs_vs_atros_005.jpg (126.95 KB, 714x720)


Who knows.

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6436

File: 1364761868976_cap_1_edit.jpg (567.3 KB, 1080x449)

I want that Hit-Girl shirt.

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 6437

File: 1364761953232.jpg (27.92 KB, 362x500)

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 6438

File: 1364761989842_stabby.gif (7.62 MB, 426x240)

long time no stabby


File: 1364761994876_surprisedki.jpg (105.11 KB, 681x713)


Holy shit! Somebody take that dog away from Andy before he kills it.


File: 1364762051540_Chloe_Cupcakes_3.jpg (35.41 KB, 390x512)

Well. That was fast. Incredibly fast. Either that or I have a slow connection.

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 6441

File: 1364762060474_smile8.jpg (7.96 KB, 234x212)

At leats the intention and the effort could be appreciated

 Anonymous (1e31) 6442

File: 1364762068318.jpg (84.77 KB, 512x440)

pretty sure he adopted that dog from a centre, it had been abused

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6443

File: 1364762068439_Hit_Girl_edit_new.jpg (499.72 KB, 1080x449)

Oh, it's a chick shirt.

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 6444

File: 1364762144981.jpg (17.78 KB, 210x230)

You get 3 chlobro credits


File: 1364762463681_Chloe_Legs_11.jpg (35.66 KB, 356x512)

Watching the DP/30 interview for the second time makes me fall in love with Chloë all over again…

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 6446

File: 1364762556122.jpg (12.63 KB, 300x249)

mah nigga

 IchiTheKiller !3XEZrAveNs 6447

File: 1364762643861_IMG-20130211-00054.jpg (1.08 MB, 2560x1920)

If you're a skinny guy, its not that bad.


File: 1364762659013_Chlobro_Fist_1.jpg (120.02 KB, 479x392)

It's probably the best interview ever. Wish they could do something like that again (in the same personal, quiet setting, away from all those cameras and crowds)

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6449

File: 1364762930552_fedorasmile.jpg (155.23 KB, 333x500)


pretty funny that she wears hit girl shirts in public

i wonder if it draws people to her, or makes people second guess the fact that she plays HG

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 6450

File: 1364762980827_Win.jpg (65.02 KB, 544x438)

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6451

File: 1364763113448_Kick_Ass_2_1_edit.jpg (322.21 KB, 875x361)

I'm as skinny as a rail, but I'm not gonna wear a chick's shirt.

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6452

File: 1364763180349.jpg (1.32 MB, 2048x1536)


soft manz

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6453

File: 1364763296752_Kick_Ass_retarded.jpg (172.84 KB, 1920x1080)

It's not a shallow issue. I'm sure the shirt could show off my awesome nonexistent chesticles. But really, it's an awesome shirt that I'd like to wear, but it's too bad they don't have a men's version.

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 6454

File: 1364763533541.jpg (13.89 KB, 300x311)

you forgot "in her face" That video is 20 minutes of closeup perfection

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6455

File: 1364763623121_500daysz.jpg (191.59 KB, 1013x797)


that interview was great except for the over-use of makeup

looks like someone bitch-slapped her cheeks about a hundred times

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6456

File: 1364763700805_chloe.jpg (487.63 KB, 2000x3000)

Where's that video?

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 6457

File: 1364763707622.jpg (12.02 KB, 300x245)

>over-use of makeup

I see no such thing

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 6458

File: 1364763755033.jpg (41.62 KB, 569x416)

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6459

File: 1364763763853_instafilt3.jpg (85.92 KB, 612x612)


shorter sleeves are really about the only difference in mens/womens t-shirts

but you would be buying it online, so if you're worried about the fitting i guess don't buy it

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6460

Actually going through the photosets today, there's one even she attended where it looked like she took a shotgun blast of eyeshadow to her face.

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 6461

File: 1364763966730.jpg (13.5 KB, 300x295)

such as
not a fan of the eye shadow either, especial in industrial quantities, but that DP30 interview is perfect in terms of makeup IMO

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6462

File: 1364764019423.jpg (30.57 KB, 388x388)


that's cuz you don't put on make-up every day

take a look at these photos im gonna post

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 6463

File: 1364764111921.jpg (13.38 KB, 300x276)

I was talking strictly about the DP30 one which is perfect in my view, the NYCC set you just posted is a good example of way too muck makeup


File: 1364764117511_Chloes_Perfection.jpg (793.78 KB, 1816x2192)

Definitely. It's also the best in that aspect. She's just the epitome of perfection in that interview. Even her words, I wouldn't expect them from a 14-year-old at all (even any teen). Perfection!

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6465

File: 1364764149562_too_much_makeup.jpg (196.35 KB, 701x1024)

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 6466

File: 1364764290831_132940662514302.jpg (155.86 KB, 1200x663)

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 6467

File: 1364764411821.jpg (51.94 KB, 578x933)

And that's another great interview where she looked uber cute and the makeup was 'tastefully done'


 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6468

File: 1364764436028_chlo.jpg (134.4 KB, 665x1000)


She's a naturally good looking girl who's eventually going to grow into a beautiful looking woman. She doesn't need all of that makeup. It's unnecessary.

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6469

File: 1364764515065_makeup.jpg (241.61 KB, 2142x669)


I know you were. Here's my example. Left to right displaying most to least use of make-up. I actually like the Power of Youth make-up job btw. And I also like the plain look. I hate when they turn her into some red-cheeked doll.

You can tell her face overall is much more coloured. Chloe has fair skin.


File: 1364764516185.jpg (494.86 KB, 1409x759)

She was very young and immature. I doubt she does the same these days.

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6471

File: 1364764602624_kickaaa2.jpg (195.22 KB, 984x1560)

What's so immature about wearing a Hit-Girl t-shirt?

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6472

File: 1364764681163_i3gETQsN8opsi.jpg (418.57 KB, 1599x2403)


yup. That's one horrible. I could actually tolerate the eye-shadow but I could understand if some dont, I dig excessive eye-shadowbut I hate the dissipated blush

>natural chloe is best chloe


 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6473

File: 1364764882241_movie43premiere8.jpg (1.42 MB, 2038x3000)


I think he means that most actors wouldn't wear a shirt with a character they played, out in public

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6474

File: 1364764896336_chloe_14.jpg (1.14 MB, 2106x2771)

Yeah, that's a good point about the blush. She's wearing heavy eye shadow in this photo, but she looks okay.

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6475

File: 1364765026180.jpg (50.01 KB, 350x441)


yea. That's what I mean. She looks great with eye-shadow imo, but excessive blush is a bad look (on anyone)

>great make-up job



File: 1364765124254_Chloe_Cupcakes_9.jpg (107.26 KB, 1280x960)

 Anonymous (1e31) 6477

File: 1364765200714_0o.jpg (50.25 KB, 500x402)


File: 1364765363775_Carolyn_Dancing.gif (1.98 MB, 218x295)


File: 1364765369832.jpg (129.74 KB, 440x392)

Have you ever seen Jack Nicholson wearing a joker t-shirt in public? This is kid's stuff. "Hey look is that character that I played lol xoxo". That's considered something immature by everyone.

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6480

File: 1364765534584_chloe_12.jpg (531.37 KB, 1280x1920)

Considered immature by everyone? According to whom? Besides, she was obviously wearing the shirt for film promotion. Not that big a deal—let alone immature.

 Solar!!JaE3DH33zQ 6481

File: 1364765897363.jpg (95.33 KB, 960x720)


File: 1364766064121_Kick_Ass_2_Nunchucks.gif (3.71 MB, 509x213)

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6483

File: 1364766089255_pointypoint443423435.jpg (85.09 KB, 452x471)


moot in the back

 Sexy-Pretty-Gurl!!CFXJeNQ26E 6484

File: 1364766247272_55565.png (281.49 KB, 517x444)

did I just see Teri's nipple ?


File: 1364766322381_Chloe_Moretz_232.jpg (87.54 KB, 558x388)

I think its the dress.

 Sexy-Pretty-Gurl!!CFXJeNQ26E 6486

File: 1364766395215_6e66e8e0727411e2a2e222000a9e48a3_7.jpg (81.41 KB, 612x612)

she didnt wear bra

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 6487

File: 1364766487222_nagyfej369_ed.jpg (117.4 KB, 845x1208)

>my head is full of neatly organized threads


File: 1364766575901_Chloe_Moretz_7.jpg (16.46 KB, 288x291)

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 6489

File: 1364766620187_omg10.jpg (70.02 KB, 960x720)

 Sexy-Pretty-Gurl!!CFXJeNQ26E 6490

File: 1364766701151.jpg (79.71 KB, 443x360)

its kinda disturbing

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 6491

File: 1364766739853_daffaq.jpg (25.08 KB, 443x360)

Yes it is


File: 1364766900614_Chloe_Moretz_211.jpg (467.48 KB, 2400x1535)

dat flip

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 6493

File: 1364766983551_creepy_smile.jpg (44.89 KB, 274x333)

Cool, isn't it?

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6494

File: 1364767177339_carrie.jpg (570.77 KB, 2045x2895)

So, who's placing bets on when the 'Carrie' trailer premieres? It's obviously attached to the 'Evil Dead' remake, but I'm gonna say it hits the net on Wednesday.

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 6495

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You mean this incoming Wednesday?
I actually think about watching it

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6496

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Yeah. At the very latest it's coming on Friday.

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 6497

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That's so cool!

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6498

The trailer is like 2 and a half minutes long, too.


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That's excellent. More evil Chloë facetime.

 Anonymous (1e31) 6500

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chloe's at her cutest when you can see her little eye divots/wrinkles

 Mastër Bëan!QMOd.BeanU 6501

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 Anonymous (9c62) 6502

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 Anonymous (1e31) 6503

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 Anonymous (1e31) 6504

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that's why i love that scene in hick where she's playing that drinking game
the stills from that scene are incredible

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6505

I watched that movie about a week ago.

Terrible. Just terrible.


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110% agreed

 Anonymous (1e31) 6507

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it's probably my joint favorite chloe film with lmi why do you think it's so bad?

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6508

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There's no point to the film. It's just a girl leaving a broken home—walking through some fields—hitchhiking—and coming across some mentally unstable rednecks. And with the exception of Chloe, the film is poorly acted.

'Hick' and 'Texas Killing Fields' her two worst films of which I've seen from her filmography.

 Anonymous (1e31) 6509

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i can hardly even differentiate her roles in my mind anymore as regards favorites, my top roles for her are all so close, there's barely anything between them
i hope and suspect carrie will surpase them all though

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6510

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I haven't seen all of her movies. But up to this point, her role as Hit-Girl is my favorite.

 Anonymous (1e31) 6511

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 Mastër Bëan!QMOd.BeanU 6512

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>I’ll keep ya’ll posted on how the reshoots are progressing as they happen. Stay tuned in! and Always Remember…….YA’LL ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 Anonymous (1e31) 6513

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>her role as Hit-Girl is my favorite
i had gathered, seems a pretty popular choice, understandably i can't imagine anyone having fit the role as well as she did
if you've seen tkf you've probably seen all her bigger roles anyways

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6514

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I hate that new wig.

 Anonymous (1e31) 6515

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it's the little things

 Anonymous (1e31) 6516

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 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6517

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Considering the history being the Killing Fields themselves, that film actually could have been something special. Talk about a wasted opportunity.

 Crackerer (dccd) 6518

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Cheap wigs gun b cheap.

 Anonymous (1e31) 6519

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i actually really enjoyed it for what it was, appart from that one scene where chloe's acting decends to it's lowest point that i've ever witnessed
i think you're a bit of a movie snob though with high expectation whereas virtually every movie i watch i enjoy to roughly the same degree

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6520

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oh no you did dint

Hick r the best

it was the journey of a young, immature, and naive girl with a fucked up family who wanted to experience the world. She met up with some crazy folks and everything ties together.

 Anonymous (1e31) 6521

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> and everything ties together.
that sentence right there just sums up hick's greatest shortcoming imo
everything else sat well with me except the ending, just couldn't get into how little the rape + shooting seemed to affect her but i suppose a happy ending is always nice

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6522

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A 'movie snob'? No, not really. I just like to provide reason and rationale to any film I watch. Unfortunately for TKF, it provided neither. It was horribly acted all around—especially Sam Worthington, man is he terrible—and as I pointed out in my last post, it squandered the opportunity to make something profoundly rewarding to watch.
Yeah no. A bad movie is a bad movie. 'Hick' was like watching a bad Lifetime channel movie.

 Crackerer (dccd) 6523

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Hick was pretty bad…

but A LOT of cute Chloe

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 6524

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I like Isabelle. She deserves more love


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 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6526

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You know, thinking about 'Texas Killing Fields' has caused me to reflect back on Peter Jackson's take on 'The Lovely Bones.' In retrospect, had he waited just a little while longer, I think Chloe could've done a better job with the character of Susie than that Saorise Ronan chick—or whatever her name is.

 Crackerer (dccd) 6527

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Abby is my favorite. The first Chloe movie I ever saw was KA when I was like 11, but I also saw Let Me In is 2010 and it's what developed my crush on Chloe.

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6528

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I'm not saying it was a happy ending. That's not what I meant.

Everything ties together in the sense that Luli wanted a dangerous and cool life. You see all her inspirations, such as Dirty Harry, in her impersonations. She goes out on her own and meets Eddie who appears to be a cool cowboy-type lad. He has power over her in terms of experience, cunningness, and physical strength. They end their initial meeting by Eddie tossing her to the curb, further exerting his power.

Luli then meets Glenda who has power over her in terms of experience and street-smarts.

You later find out that Glenda had a baby with Eddie. After Eddie rapes Luli (another power assertion) Glenda comes to save her (Glendas power over Luli). This scene ends with Luli, the underdog, killing the most powerful of the three and being the only survivor.

Ironically, she ends up taking a bus to live with Beau's sister. Though she went in search of trouble and excitement, which she got, she ended up in a totally different scenario and most likely a normal household.

>just couldn't get into how little the rape + shooting seemed to affect her

I don't understand. She was horrified by it. This was displayed in many different ways (her crying, yelling, slapping beau, and shooting Eddie) I really don't see what more one can expect.

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6529

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>A bad movie is a bad movie

Yeah, no. Art is subjective bud. And is you read my description, and watch the movie with a deeper analysis you might gain more of an appreciation for it.

Besides the plot, I think most people can enjoy the aesthetics of the movie and Chloe's performance.

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6530

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 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6531

The biggest copout in any debate for an artistic medium is the 'art is subjective' copout. Of course it is. You're allowed to enjoy something regardless of what its shortcomings are, but to act like there's nothing objectively terrible about a film—especially in 'Hick's' case—is extremely naive. Not only is the film filled with an abundance of contrivances—alas, you pointing out how Glenda knew Eddie—but it's poorly paced, terribly acted and boringly shot. What aesthetics am I supposed to enjoy? Scenery shots of cornfields and farms? Yeah. No.

'Hick' is straight up garbage. Probably the worst film of hers that I've seen.


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Luli definitely needs some love here.

 AsianG'!FvX2LYQC2c 6533

The thing is, the book was actually alright. While the movie did alot of scenes as described in the book it left alot of character development stuff out. The book also had running narration nearly constant throughout obviously, so you get this nice sarcastic cynical feel throughout which works for a book.

When they tried to transpose this into a movie, it did not work (for me atleast). Kind of like how Watchmen was adapted which left in long Rorarsh monologues which I don't think suits a visual medium too well.

The sad part is, is that the director is actually good. Lymelife was really fucking good to me. I think it has to do with me being male, and being able to relate with the male protagonists. Which gets me thinking that Hick would be alot better to me if I were both less cynical and had experienced the kind of things Luli does.

However this does not excuse the film, because how does it make sense that I like the book but dislike the movie?

Also, I probably would have liked it more if people didn't scream about all the scenes and spoiled everything.

However I don't agree with the critics at all that say Derrick Martini was basically shooting a little softcore movie for his own jollies. In particular, the accusation that the camera leered at her. I don't know about you, but a leering camera shot would be something like shooting her feet then panning up slowly up her entire body-never saw any of that in this movie. They also freaked out about her in underwear, I mean really? I like her, and even I didn't think it crass, she looked funny honestly.

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6534

Never read the book. But in short, I was just bored with the movie. It was two hours of nothingness.

 AsianG'!FvX2LYQC2c 6535

This may be redundant, but yeah you are right, the problems you mention are mostly because of the uncreative way they adapted the movie.

Adding something like an easily memorable dysfunctiuonal family scene in the beginning contrasted with an idyllic family scene right before Eddie flips the table would have been an example of good story telling.

So yeah there really is objective factors and not all subjective.

It's like someone saying they think Mulholland Drive is shit, but you can just laugh at their face.

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6536

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It's not a cop-out. There is nothing objectively terrible about a film.

>You're allowed to enjoy something regardless of what its shortcomings are

This is the most hilarious thing I've ever read. The supposed shortcomings you assign to this movie, are strictly based on your expectations of what determines a "good" movie.

>it's poorly paced

I thought it was paced quite nicely. And there's no form of measurement you can look to to prove that it was an objectively, terribly paced movie. It's an indie film, man!!! It's ironic that you mention contrivances when you're clearly looking for this film to fit into the standard film mold of the mainstream industry.

There are way too many scenes that I find aesthetically pleasing. And I'm gonna keep posting them, just for you.


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Well guys, I'm off to sleep. I'll see you all soon hopefully. Until then, maintain faboost.

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6538

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>What aesthetics am I supposed to enjoy? Scenery shots of cornfields and farms?

apparently, you need blue alien creatures fucking behind a giant purple tree in order for a movie to be considered aesthetically pleasing

lol u fuckin wot m8

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6539

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 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6540

>It's not a cop-out. There is nothing objectively terrible about a film.

Try telling that to the filmmakers of 'Speed II.'

People like you crack me up to no end. You have the shallowest criteria for enjoying a film—and if anyone wants to point out the melodramatic fabrications of a film like 'Hick'—you shrivel up and revert to standard debate tactic #3; which is 'art is subjective durr.'

If you want to enjoy 'Hick' based on its own merits, that's fine. That's your prerogative. But it doesn't dismiss or mask the evident shortcomings that makes it the incredibly awful film that it is.

 Anonymous (1e31) 6541

apart from chloe there was fairly little "aesthetically pleasing" in hick

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6542


 Anonymous (1e31) 6543

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ah now come now here now corn fields bathed in sun is pretty fuckin neato

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6544


All of that open space.

All of those vibrant, contrasting colors.

Such wonderful visuals.

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6545

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>You have the shallowest criteria for enjoying a film

mm, no, this is known as an ad hominem or informal fallacy. Instead of addressing my points you revert to:

"Yea, well, your opinion is wrong! I'm right, and I hold the highest standard of critique for films!"

>melodramatic fabrications

like what? I don't mind people telling me what they don't like about the film. I enjoy hearing other people's opinions. I do mind faggots like you who choose to continuously assert that it's a bad movie no matter what.

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6546

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 Anonymous (1e31) 6547

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i guess epic visuals would have appeared fairly out of place in hick though, i mean it hardly called for wonderfull visuals at any point

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6548

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 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6549

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 Anonymous (1e31) 6550

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dem visuals

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6551

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dat baby blue theme throughout the movie

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6552

>mm, no, this is known as an ad hominem or informal fallacy. Instead of addressing my points you revert to:

'Ad hominem'; a term as beaten to death on the internet as 'pretentious.' Maybe next you'll be so inventive enough to call me narcissistic; or maybe a troll? Pfft.

>I do mind faggots like you who choose to continuously assert that it's a bad movie no matter what.

Right. Because pointing out the plot contrivances of Glenda miraculously knowing the man Chloe's character initially got a ride from doesn't constitute as telling you 'what I don't like about the film.'

By the way, for someone crying incessantly about the whole 'my opinion is right and yours is wrong' routine, you seem to do an excellent job of pathetically attempting to hawk your weak ass reasoning at people for the film being 'good.'

Get fucked.

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6553

OH SHIT, GUYS! Look at that! WOW! A generically composed panoramic shot of some fields! Look, the cinematographer even managed to capture the shot at dusk! How riveting!

 Anonymous (1e31) 6554

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>or maybe a troll
jesus nothing is more annoying than when you try to bring up what you think is a valid point and get called a troll
so infuriating

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6555

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>Because pointing out the plot contrivances of Glenda miraculously knowing the man Chloe's character initially got a ride from doesn't constitute as telling you 'what I don't like about the film.'

Yea, that was one point, clustered beside a whole bunch of ad hom.

And it's a small town you fucking retard. LOL@ miraculously

You're making it seem like a rarer occurrence than it actually is. I live in a big city and have met strangers who know my friends.

>for someone crying incessantly about the whole 'my opinion is right and yours is wrong' routine, you seem to do an excellent job of pathetically attempting to hawk your weak ass reasoning at people for the film being 'good.'

never did I say 'Jick is good and everyone who disagrees is wrong". I'm stating my reasoning for why I think it's a good film, you cum-guzzling chode-tag. That's how critiques work.

 Anonymous (1e31) 6556

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we get you like hick and tempbot doesn't
that's clearly established
what are either of you trying to achieve with this, because neither of your opinions on the matter seem liable to change even remotely
less debating semantics more chloe and or hick analysis

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6557

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I can recommend the perfect doctor for that fractured ass you have right now.

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6558

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I'm not even gonna bother debating him on the topic any further. Anyone that needs to revert to bigoted remakes and angry fits of profanity—especially in a humorless manner—is clearly in way over their head. The guy should probably seek professional help for that awful case of e-rage he has.

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6559

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your grammar is cancerous

 Anonymous (1e31) 6560

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claims not to be a movie snob
gets into some semantics fueled arguement about a movie he doesn't even like
i could understand defending a movie you loved so passionately but if you dislike why invest such time into critiquing it to any degree
did you at least like the rainbow panties scene?

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6561

>did you at least like the rainbow panties scene?

No. And I'll tell you why; teenage girls don't turn me on.

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6562

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hahahah you're such a hyprocrite

you gave me one specific point as to why you don't like the movie, followed with a heap of curses, and you think I'm butthurt?

 Anonymous (1e31) 6563

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i come here for chloe not to flaunt my ability to deabate argueably pointless semantics with a complete stranger in a manner that i'd deem coherent or intellectual as you seem to

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6564

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right, but as soon as she hits 18 your dick hits the ceiling, got it

dat solid tempbot logic

 Anonymous (1e31) 6565

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>teenage girls don't turn me on

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6566

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well, if you want someone to have a slight chance at understanding what you say, I'd recommend you learn how to communicate better than that

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6567

There's a difference between telling someone to 'get fucked' than going on an angry diatribe of calling someone a 'stupid faggot' or whatever redundant insults you were shooting from the hip with.

I could list plenty more reasons as to why 'Hick' is terrible, but what would be the point? In your head, a film can't objectively be terrible. You already have the mind made up on the subject—and truth be told—I'm not going to waste an hour or two of my time trying to convince you to believe otherwise. Like I acknowledge before; if you enjoy the film based on its own merits, cool. Fine. I don't care.

But a bad film is a bad film is all I'm saying. ;-)

 Anonymous (1e31) 6568

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perhaps i enjoy the image element of this imageboard as opposed to the handing out grammar tips part

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6569

Grammar debates are for children. Context and intent is more important—and I have no problem understanding the intent of your posts. Just ignore the child.

 Anonymous (1e31) 6570

>you say, I'd recommend
that comma was un warranted imo
not that it matters or anyone would give a shit

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6571

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>I could list plenty more reasons as to why 'Hick' is terrible, but what would be the point?

>I could list plenty more reasons as to why I think 'Hick' is terrible, but what would be the point?

The point would be so I can understanding where the basis for your horrible review comes from, instead of you sounding like a 12 year old in an emotionally-driven argument

>You already have the mind made up on the subject—and truth be told—I'm not going to waste an hour or two of my time trying to convince you to believe otherwise.

So in your mind whenever you tell someone why you like or dislike a movie, it's to force their opinion to coincide with yours? Fuck man, good luck with that.

How about you worry less about trying to make my opinion perfectly match yours, and explain like a grown man why you didn't enjoy the movie?

>But a bad film is a bad film is all I'm saying

facepalm is all I'm doing

 Anonymous (1e31) 6572

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i wan't even involved in it i was just watching you two politely share your opinions on hick in a manner that i found enjoyable
>Just ignore the child
best not to ignore anyone

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6573

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that comma was perfectly warranted because it indicates a pause in speech

 Anonymous (1e31) 6574

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oh, thanks for justifying your choice of punctuation. i really enjoy learning about correct grammar and punctuation on my frequent visits here
totally the icing on the chlomo cake

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6575


>So in your mind whenever you tell someone why you like or dislike a movie, it's to force their opinion to coincide with yours? Fuck man, good luck with that.

How about you worry less about trying to make my opinion perfectly match yours, and explain like a grown man why you didn't enjoy the movie?

Guess you didn't read the part where I stated that I don't mind that you enjoy the film based on its own merits. I granted that as your prerogative.

Not only does this guy have anger issues, but he struggles mightily with illiteracy as well.

Didn't I tell you to 'get fucked' already? Anyway, I'm done with this discussion. Feel free to chalk it up as a 'shitty review without substance' or whatever shitty phrasing you want to use to make yourself feel victorious over the manner. I really could not care less.


 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6576

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in other words,

 Anonymous (1e31) 6577

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always nice to see people being passionate about a chloe movie ,!

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6578

Yeah. Maybe one day I can have a discussion with someone about a film of hers that is actually good. ;-)

 Anonymous (1e31) 6579

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fingers crossed for carrie, eh
damn i hope it rocks, dem visuals or not

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6580

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Well, I did love the first 'Kick-Ass' film quite a bit. But out of the other films of hers I've watched, they've all been mediocre to lousy—especially the aforementioned 'Hick' and 'Texas Killing Fields.'

I do have reasonably high expectations for 'Carrie', though. Lots of talented people involved.

Fingers crossed.

 Anonymous (1e31) 6581

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what kind of movie would you most like to see chloe in?
i saw your post earlier about the lovely bones and was wholly in agreement

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6582

When she gets a bit older I'd like to see her tackle a film that is more of a character piece without an ensemble cast to support her. Something that is more esoteric and emotional while containing taboo subject matter and less cheaply manufactured melodrama and convenient happy endings like what we got with 'Hick.'

 Anonymous (1e31) 6583

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so kind of like a better version of hick basically
fingers crossed for another panties scene that maybe you can enjoy with the rest of us
what's your opinion on her being in the upcoming starwars films?

 Anonymous (1e31) 6584

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*potentially being in

 Anonymous (1e31) 6585

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wishful thinking on my part

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6586

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what makes you think Hick ended happily?

 AsianG'!FvX2LYQC2c 6587

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Im kind of the same.

I know Let Me In does some good things, but I liked the less noisy almost social commentary feel of the original alot more. I think someone who really likes child hood love would like LMI more.

I know she can act though. She is kind of having a Natalie Portman career route with an awesome first major movie, then a string of either small appearances or not so good movies (Portman's wal-mart movie).

I like telekinetic powers on people who deserve to have revenge. Going to not watch any trailers of that if i can. lol.

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6588

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well that was a boring easter.

pic not related

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6589

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>so kind of like a better version of hick basically

Not necessarily. 'Hick' was an obvious attempt at a 'daring' role for her—but it was more melodramatic and exploitative more than anything else. I'd like to see her in something that puts in a compressed setting. Like, I've always wondered what would happen if someone took the tonal elements of say a 'Requiem For a Dream' and combined that with the visuals and 'world building' concept of science fiction setting; like a William Gibson type setting. I'm basing that off my own small idea right now—but the story I have set up is for a 20 year old female protagonist. And not to toot my own horn, but I'm pretty confident in what I'm doing with this right now, but I digress. The point I'm making is; I would like to see her do something that is a bit of an Aronofsky type role while being set in an unusual setting.

>fingers crossed for another panties scene that maybe you can enjoy with the rest of us


>what's your opinion on her being in the upcoming starwars films?

Too early to say, really. Truth be told, I'm not to thrilled with Abrams getting the gig.

 AsianG'!FvX2LYQC2c 6590

Something like Black Swan? I know there are alot of good people in that movie, but it was mostly her psychological breakdown that was the focal point.

Or an ything Daren Arronovsky made.

2. BlackSwan

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6591

See, you get me. Read my post right above yours, dude. :-)

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6592

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i would imagine your easter wouldn't involve nazi Chloe

 KissMyBass (2d6e) 6593

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have seen π?

 Anonymous (1e31) 6594

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compared to me you sound like a really big movie snob
best of luck with your idea too, sounds promising, if you invest as much passion into that as you did into deriding / slating hick i'm sure it'll be great

 AsianG'!FvX2LYQC2c 6595

Yeah saw that, fuck.

You saw Hick as exploitative? I mostly felt sad that it didn't have some solid elements in it.

Like a relationship with Eddie that doesn't entirely make you think he's just fucking nuts.

That horrible music placement as well.

 Anonymous (1e31) 6596

>Eddie that doesn't entirely make you think he's just fucking nuts
maybe that was the point of the character though, i loved the character of eddie, really felt and believed it

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6597

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Honestly, I'm not a film snob. But thanks, I'm pretty confident in how this is going. I'm going to put it together as a DIY graphic novel panel first.
'Exploitative' may have been too strong an adjective to use. But I feel the film was looking for the shallowest of reasons to put Chloe's character in a lot of the positions she found herself in. There was no real reason or logic behind it, in my opinion.

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6598

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i wish though.

also hello.

 AsianG'!FvX2LYQC2c 6599

Reading the description going to check it out. I liked a Beautiful Mind, even though that probably has only a tangential similarity to Pi.

Man, it's not like he's punching Chloe in the face and calling her a desperate lolita porn star for choosing Hick. Criticism should revolve around the movie, and not personal attacks on those involved in the making of the movie like most professional movie watching scientists on rotten tomatoes.

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 6600

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>mfw this thread

Anyways, I came only to say goodbye. Definetly need some sleep now… Nighty night chlomo.org!

 Anonymous (1e31) 6601

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it was based on a true story though so those shalllowest of reasons may have actually just been remaining true to real life events but yeah there never seemed to be much basis or reasoning for certain things occuring diring hick

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6602

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Hi. Bye.

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6603

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Hick 4: Luli in rehab

 AsianG'!FvX2LYQC2c 6604

I like the nuts. But would be nice, if he genuinely convinced me that he was decent, like if he actually did nice things for her like maybe teaching her life lessons or some shit.

Something like in Leon the Professional. But that would require major rewrites which they were too foolish to bother doing.

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6605

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Woah, calm down there, dude. It's funny how words can be left open to interpretation. I'm not criticizing Chloe for taking the role. For a girl at her age—I'm sure she thought it was a provocative and daring role—but unfortunately the film, and her character, completely fell flat on its face. Her acting wasn't an issue or anything, though.

 KissMyBass (2d6e) 6606

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LoL,Pi is one of those movies that can fuck your mind.
Best Darren Aronofsky's movie for me.

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6607

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yup, yup

plus, expecting a teenage girl to make wise decisions when she runs away from home is futile.

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6608

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i completely agree 10000%

 AsianG'!FvX2LYQC2c 6609

Yeah, it had this bad trip roller coaster feel to it. Trying hard to shock you.

It works in the book though, which is sad like I said. It literally probably felt pointless to you because they copy pasted basically.

The only major 'augmentation' they did was make Eddie more likeable.

 Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 6610

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LOL nice passionate debate I missed.

I rather enjoyed Hick "on it's own merits". I felt the cinematography was well crafted and I could tell that the person in charge of it was veteran at his craft. I also loved the sound track… i mean c'mon, it was awesome. I also maintain that given a bit larger a budget which would have allowed stretching the movie out about 15-20 minutes could have allowed more time to fill in those problematic story gaps. NONE of the issues in Hick were Chloe's fault. I felt she acted the shit out of her role and it was one of her finest showings to date, so regardless of the issues with Hick it will remain one of my personal favorites because of that. Maximum Chloe time, her first lead roll, she owned her part in the film, so for a true Chloe fan it's not hard to see why it's still a cherished cinematic jem for some even if the polish is lacking in some spots.

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6611

I loved 'Pi.' I think I gotta go with 'Requiem For A Dream' as my favorite movie of his. It's the most accessible and popular film he's made—but I don't think that stops it from being his best effort to date.

Also loved 'The Fountain.' That movie is underrated as hell. Hugh Jackman is terrific in it.

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6612

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too bad people didn't think that at the premiere. they just all left the theater half way through.

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6613

>Maximum Chloe time

Someone needs to photoshop that over the cover for 'Maximum Overdrive.'

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6614

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omg omg Walking dead finale tonight

 Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 6615

Hi earl, glad you haven't lost your idiocy just yet. :)

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6616

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 KissMyBass (2d6e) 6617

Requiem it's not my fav,i've prefer much more the Wrestler,but i can understand that's not his most popular movie (Lol i've seen wrestler with 2 my friends and both have fallen asleep during the movie -_-)

 Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 6618

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Alright guys, if you are planning to take the discussion towards non-Chloe movies it would be a good time for me to mention that movie thread over in

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6619

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How about instead of 'Star Wars', Chloe gives 'World of Warcraft' a look. The idea of her working with someone as talented as Duncan Jones sounds pretty cool.

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6620

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well put

cinematography and soundtrack were great

I love that movie, I could see it over and over and not solely because of how great Chloe looks in it. I struggle to get through Dark Shadows or Hugo even though she looks good in those.

 KissMyBass (2d6e) 6621

I've showed hick to my friends and they say that it's shit for pedophile wankers.I've love the movie,but i think that's a little exploitative for the "general audience".

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6622

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exploitative for the general audience sounds about right

but it's based on a true story, so in actuality, it's not as exploitative as it could've been

 Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 6623

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It's a tough pill to swallow when you are shown things you don't want to see. Things that are happening all around you, but you chose not to see them because you find the uncomfortable. Hick made people uncomfortable because the subject matter felt too real to them. I get that.

 KissMyBass (2d6e) 6624

oh yeah,i totally agree with you.for me "exploitative movies" are other.

 Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 6625

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BTW that drawing is GOAT and nobody will ever do better. MOTHERFUCKIN' FACT and if you don't agree then

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6626

Show them the film 'Snowtown.'

I could only imagine what their reactions would be to that masterpiece.

 Anonymous (1e31) 6627

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what does it mean if one didn't find hick an uncomfortable watching experience? surely if it made people uncomfortable it suceeded in that regard, no one sets out to make a movie about rape and murder and comfortable viewing experience surely
did you find it unsettling?

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6628

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 KissMyBass (2d6e) 6629

think that them like movies like "irreversible" or "i spit on your grave" -_-

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6630

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That drawing looks like Laura Dern.

Definitely show them 'Snowtown' then.

 Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 6631

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I knew what I was in for so while it's unsettling I still enjoyed and and appreciated why they wanted to make it. I'm also already comfortable with my feeling towards Chloe. Several reviewers couldn't see past this and it was obvious they were uncomfortable with the way it made them feel while watching it. Their denial defenses kicked in and then it was all over for them.

 KissMyBass (2d6e) 6632

i don't know snowtown,i have to see it
about Irreversible…Gaspar Noè is dead? o_O
P.S. i don't like irreversible,but Seul contre tous is one of my fav movie ever for some reasons.

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6633

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 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6634

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If people were uncomfortable watching 'Hick' then they shouldn't be watching movies.

I've seen everything from the aforementioned 'Snowtown' to 'August Underground', 'Kill List' and plenty of other extremely fucked up films. Those sort desensitize everything else for you.

 Anonymous (1e31) 6635

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i would have expected more from movie reviewers but i guess they just called it as they saw it. pitty
at least it is enjoyed by some for what it is

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6636

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i felt sick watching hick for the first time.

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6637

I wouldn't recommend watching any of those films then.

 Anonymous (1e31) 6638

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the girl on the right, her face has me in stitches right now

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6639

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you must be 12

 KissMyBass (2d6e) 6640

you felt sick because u like chloe like eddie like luli XD

 Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 6641

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Yeah, but you're a "special flower".

 AsianG'!FvX2LYQC2c 6642

I watched alot of anime. Child endagerment is common trope. I also didn't feel uncomfortable.

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6643

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i've watched august underground mordum about 10 times.


 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6644

Haha, lolicons.

 KissMyBass (2d6e) 6645

Mordum is funny :))

 Razor!HF52DJc9RE 6646

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have you seen "A Serbian Film"

 Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 6647

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lol'd hard
"cover" now means to stand around and do air guitar I guess.


 KissMyBass (2d6e) 6648

the "newborn porn" is much more stupid that shocking O_o

 Anonymous (1e31) 6649

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all this non chloe movie talk

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6650

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Don't get me wrong, I personally find 'August Underground' to be an immense piece of shit. But I cited it due to its reliance on gratuitous violence.

Still, 'Snowtown' and 'Kill List' are pretty fucked up. I mean really fucked up. The former is based on a true story.

 Razor!HF52DJc9RE 6651

that was one stupid movie IMO

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6652

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Back to chloe

 Anonymous (1e31) 6653

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i'm liking pomp's new video

 The Lovotic Tempbot (a0c2) 6654

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Ain't got shit on 'Snowtown'. Trust me.

And just for the sheer creepiness of 'Kill List', it can't match that either.

 Solar!!JaE3DH33zQ 6655

New thread:



But take the non Chloe movie stuff to >>bros.

 KissMyBass (2d6e) 6656

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Lol i like see that
>Horror fans like Chloe

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6657

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hey tempbot

for someone who complains about illiteracy you sure haven't shown any signs of noticing the many people telling you to

 Solar!!JaE3DH33zQ 6658

But while it's mentioned, Kill List was great, until the shitty "twist".

 Anonymoose (f72e) 6659

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i actually really liked it

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