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What? Do you have any problem with your Chloë, sir?
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Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35491
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I don't have a Twitter. So I don't think I'll ever come across them. I just monitor Chloë and Chloë related tweets without an account.
I haven't tried them yet, but they seem like an annoying bunch.
>Oh and did you see this?
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I remember that one, tho the guy was quite old :P
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Do you know that they call you and me thread hoarders?
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You know who's responsible for that profile? A 47 year old virgin woman with no friends. She lives with her cats. Many of them are already dead but she never noticed because she never leaves her basement.
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>>35495> A 47 year old virgin woman with no friends. She lives with her cats.
Solar was one of them inb4exactly
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They call you and me thread hoarders
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Then I think she isn't a virgin anymore.
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35501
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Always the manThough they were all talking about how annoying he was during FA cup final broadcast
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I don't know who the guy is and frankly I couldn't care less
He'll provide a good distraction in case the moretz crew will come hunting for my ass
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Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35505
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Me neither. I just discovered he is some British football commentator guy.>Good plan
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>>35503>moretz crew will come hunting for my ass
We could write an erotic tale about that.>>35499
Oh. Why? Jesus, people are paranoid.
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Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35517
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How did you do that?
I guess only Americans celebrate Mother's day in May, right?
It's March 21st over here (and I guess in Europe as well).
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It was last Sunday here.
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If by americans you mean people in the american continent, then I think maybe you're right. I don't know.
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If by americans you mean people from USA/Canada you may be right.
But in most south american countries mothers day is in october.
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Mother's Day is tomorrow over here.
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>>35517>How did you do that?
>I guess only Americans celebrate Mother's day in May, right?>It's March 21st over here (and I guess in Europe as well).
ugh … oh shit, I almost forgot>
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Here it's tomorrow.
Anonymous (b9c1) 35525
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heart rate increasing..
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35527
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Just checked Wikipedia. It's the first Sunday of May for Hungary and some other European countries, Second Sunday of May for USA and many other countries (including Brazil). Norwegians have it on the second Sunday of February (Which was Chloë's birthday and mine this year).
Only Arab countries celebrate it on the 21st of March.>Weird calendars everywhere
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Here… where are you from? :P
(I may be wrong, im too lazy to google every single SA country, in Argentina is around oct 20)
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I'm from Brazil. The land of the HUEHUEHEUHEUHEUHEUEHUEHUE.
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35531
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>Time for some Ice cream badly melted because of daily power cuts
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>>35531>badly melted because she's so damn hot
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I have to disagree with you in this one fruitmaster bro :(
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I would lick her back like an icecream until that wolf would be wiped away
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Disagree with what?
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wtf that guy in the background looks like he just finished jacking off
come on dude, not in front of Chloë
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Cooool! Un hermano!
Fuck yeah, bro. We're like neighbors.
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Those kind of "thoughts" with Chloë. (I know you are joking… you are right lol)
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35550
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>>35547>mfw I have no neighbors
Scuba is the only arabbro here but he's in Bahrain
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It's not a crime to have those thoughts around these blocks
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Ok, now let's get back to business. It's feet time.
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That one was made for fisting.>>35550
That makes you unique. <3
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35559
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>>35555>Coca cola in background
Mah bro :)
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>>35559>coca-cola & chloe's feet
Jesus…could it get any better than that?
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Chloë cola @spanish
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>>35563>you can still see legs and face
I'm ok with it
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What's your thought on the big news?
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Hi Chlomo. Happy Saturday.
I'm a little bit anxious to see her upcoming movies because I feel like she would have to put in an almost impossibly good performance to one-up or equal what I felt when I saw KA, LMI, Hugo, etc.
I was pretty late to the Chloë party so I was able to watch her movies in a short period not knowing much of anything about them and therefor having next to no expectations. I also didn't really know anything about Chloë outside of her movies. But each movie made me "love" her even more.
Now I'm reading Chlomo every day, seeing every picture and learning everything about her and it's creating this almost perfect Chloë in my head. I'm not really sure how I'll react when I see her in a new movie after all of this Chloë overload.
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I think you should watch hick. Not just for her great performance but to see if you can still see just the characters, not Chloë
and if that doesn't sell the deal, you have rainbow panties
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Hey. The Equalizer? Looking forward to it, Training Day is a really good movie and Denzel Washington is a great actor, so the fact that he was impressed with Chloë's audition is awesome.
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Glad to see somebody with some sense here
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he was impressed with Chloë's audition is awesome.
One does not simply impress Denzel washington.>>35569
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I saw Hick but I was still in this weird state from seeing LMI so I didn't take much of it in. I'll probably watch it again soon.
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>>35578> I'll probably watch it again soon.
Sounds like a plan. You should also try 'Not Forgotten'. It's one of her older movies but it's the best of the bunch
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Do want (too lazy for a macro)
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Look at her face. It's like she knows where our eyes are focused
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Thanks, I'll try it out. I thought about watching it a while back but the trailer looked pretty bad so I decided not to.
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35586
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>Time to watch Training Day, again.
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the only bad thing about that pic (apart from the so-so quality) is that the sweater is not tight, so her back lacks that barely visible curve which would have made the ass stand out even more
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not a bad idea>>35585
It's not that good of a movie but it's the best of her pre-kick-ass ones (apart from 500 days of summer which you should also see). It starts out slow but gets interesting about half way through and the ending is great
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I thought you were dead.
-vik (c4eb) 35594
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Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35596
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>mfw I see people posting that I've never seen posting before but actually posted a long time ago
excuse my newfaggotry, honorable bros
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35599
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You are honorable, dear showman.
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Never seen this one before>>35599
Why thank yer kind words, but I'm afraid they are wasted on me
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I've been busy working my way into Chloe's inner circle
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>>35603>Chloë's inner circle
You mean panties
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So how far did you get?
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That's pretty close
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Hey bro, still mad?
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no. theres much more important things to be mad about.
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What did you say to him?
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its super secret facebook stuff.
you wouldn't know about it.
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Thanks bro, now I can post this
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35618
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Hello Earl, how are ya?
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Can't find the exact thing since he blocked me, but I think I said that the hooker he thought liked him is paid to act like that.
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hello pal. im good.
damn do i not post alot, mostly lurking. the new role didn't help
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35623
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Who knows? Maybe it won't be as you expected.
Only time will tell.
Mastër Bëan!QMOd.BeanU 35624
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Slow nignog is slow.
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i'll give a slightly disgruntled thumbs up to that.
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35626
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Mah bro. Don't worry about it.
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Da hell little sister. You watch stuff like this?!>>35619
I said something similar, but I apologized
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you are cool. here, have a chloe.
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I don't usually—I found that video quite amusing, though.
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I watche donly the beginning, but it's too gay
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goodbye and goodluck.
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Nighty night, have some hat-dreams!
Anonymous (b9c1) 35637
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It won't go Serbian Film. It's a Hollywood movie, just relax.
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You will never slowly take off her shoes, gently touch the soft skin of her soles and rub her warm feet on your face as you kiss them.
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That actually sounds good
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chloe being a prostitute, doing god knows what else, etc…..i aint relaxing. not happy for this role.
its hick with a black eddie and probably even more extreme.
Mr. Black (cd3e) 35647
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Oh boy, what great screensaves from 4chan I have that are quite relevant in this matter…
Too ba dthat I can't post them, becaus ethey are offensive, perverted, disgusting and against the rules
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35649
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That sounds surprisingly good
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Now that you said that, it reminds me that I wanted ot ask: Are you moderator here?
Anonymous (b9c1) 35652
You talk like this about her legs and feet, but you have a problem with the movie?
Just say it outright, you are jealous of fictional characters having their hands all over her in the next movie. Maybe even getting embraced by Denzel in the pivotal "It's okay baby scene". Will you be wearing sunglasses in the theatre bro?
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Maybe that's not even a bad thing>>35652>you are jealous of fictional characters having their hands all over her
Yes I am
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>chloe doing drugs/being a whore>chloe foots
>jealous of fake character blacks
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joking about the blacks thing.
denzel is cool.
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>This is Captain Chloe speaking of the S.S. Chloe, all aboard for Chloe Island!>>35652
I don't think there's anyone here who is not at least a little jelly that there are people who get to be within ten feet of Chloe, let alone make physical contact, while they sit hundreds/thousands of miles away.
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They see me rollin'…they hatin'…
Nah, I'm kidding. Stop being such a tsundere, Beany. <3²
Anonymous (b9c1) 35665
Sexual thoughts and disliking her in the movie because she's sexual? So different!
I'm sorry, I just see "Oh noe , Mai pure waifu" whenever people complain about this stuff.
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i like my chloe roles to be of the badass/cool variety.
not of the hick/lindsay lohan variety.
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If you weren't here to keep me in line tvshamwow, I would genuinely be lost.>>35662
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Shoot the Cams, take the Chlos
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Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35672
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Even if they are trying to rip our your guts and eat your brain?
The mission is, in fact, to rescue the real Chloë from the hands of Ernesto, the necromancer and mad scientist who made all these zombie Chlones and Nikemasters. The real Cam, however, was killed by a narwhal when Ernesto "mistakenly" dropped him off the Chloëboat on their first trip there. >The adventure begins>Chapter 1: I see a Chloë in my room. Is she real?
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You didn't said they want to eat me
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>>35672>Chapter 1: I see a Chloë in my room. Is she real?
Poke her with something
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Zombie Chloë will eat your something.
Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 35677
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This is just a photoshoop color job on the black and white pic…just look at that sloppy af coloring job on the trees in the background…c'mon son.
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>>35672>Chapter 1: I see a Chloë in my room. Is she real?
You won the book!
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And if she is the real one?
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35680
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>>35674>>35673>Chapter 2: Out to Sea
So this Chloë apparently convinces you to board this mysterious boat whilst your relatives and close friends are all invited to this awesome Japanese restaurant in town. You, of course, wholeheartedly accept that fact whilst you keep asking her about [insert your favorite Chloë movie here] and her [insert your favorite fetish/body part of hers]. She doesn't seem to respond to those questions and keeps talking about how awesome the island is.
As a Chlobro, you just follow her and do whatever she wants you to do, executing her orders like a loyal dog.
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See this Forni? She doesn't eat me
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Zombie Chloë is in your house. You can let her kill you, you can kill her and you can trap her inside of a room and keep her there.
What do you do? Let's see the way you guys think.
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I kill her. Because she is a fuckin zombie, and would kill me otherwise
Mastër Bëan!QMOd.BeanU 35685
This. The only sensible option.
>but nuuuuhhh, it's clawie!!11
Was nice knowing you.
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I cure her with love because that's how zombies work nowadays.
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I gave thos ebitches a twitter pic
Bitches love twitter pics
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You could just lock her in a room.
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keep her caged up, then fap and do a funny dance in front of the cage and she can't do anything about it but growl.
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And what's the point in keeping a dangerous foe alive?
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35692
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>>35681>>35680>Chapter 3: I'm Glad I Watch the Walking Dead
You arrive at the island after what seemed to be a long and drug-induced sleep, with Chloë just beckoning to you from the edge of the boat. You struggle to get up, but your love for Chloë makes you spring up like a child at the sight of his favorite TV show or candy.
As you regain your senses, a horrid smell of rotting smell permeates from the shores nearby. You ignore that fact, and rush to Chloë on the precariously-built pier. Then, a strange mist begins to envelop your surroundings, as you see Chloë degenerate in front of your eyes to a fiend of demonic evil and fury, nothing like you've seen in the movies. Not even like Abby when she entered vampire mode. Another one of these fiends appears as you rush back into the boat, rummaging through the boxes on deck to find a suitable weapon. The beasts begin to speak in an unearthly voice, "Ernesto will kill all of the Chlobros, Chloë is only for him."
Miraculously, under all the packs of condoms you find in the boxes, you find a crobar. Suitable and effective.
Then you suddenly remember The Walking Dead, specifically the fact that you have to go for the brain.
In this frantic adrenaline rush, you jump back onto the pier trembling in fear as you pierce one of the Chlones in their cranium.
Don't worry, you didn't kill the real Chloë. However, it is still unsettling to you that you killed what was the most beautiful creature in the world a few minutes ago. The second Chlone falls subsequently to your relentless blows.
You lay down and rest for a while. Could this be a nightmare?
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It's Chloë. You could…do some stuff. Yeah, she's dead and her body is rotten, but she's good anyway.
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And how can a dead, rotting Chloë drink water and play cards with you?
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35699
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wait so Ernesto the Spanish fag
is Iranian or something?
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Oh…I'd find a way.
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holy shit!! he hasn't tweeted in a while.
the end? or the calm before the storm?
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35703
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You guys want me to continue with the zombeh story?
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I like these kind of games
Mastër Bëan!QMOd.BeanU 35706
Go for it.
It shall make for a Dante-tier copypasta.
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just take 5 minutes out of your day and read into that madness of a twitter. absolute fucking madness.
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Why you read it then?
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Going for a more hetero look
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Edward scissor hands
the blonde 2013 remake
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35716
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>Chapter 4: Nightfall at the Shore of Time
Somewhere on the other side of the island, you spot a towering structure above the mists, emanating a powerful light. "There's got to be some answers in there", you say to yourself.
Then out of fucking nowhere, appears a battle-worn Bill Murray, followed by Morgan Freeman (as he appeared in the movie Oblivion), sporting his signature glasses; with Bill carrying this badass pump-action shotgun.
"It's time to light up those shit-brained midgets", says Morgan, "You arrived here for a reason you see". "You're here to help us kill that faggot Ernesto up in that lighthouse," says Bill, "the real Chloë's in there too".
"You best be prayin' he ain't doing crazy shit to her up there," says Morgan.
You pick up this modified AK-47 from Bill and decide on a plan on how to attack the lighthouse as night descends on these surprisingly tranquil shores.
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>>35716>Then out of fucking nowhere, appears a battle-worn Bill Murray, followed by Morgan Freeman
It just got real.
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Looks more like he's getting dreads than going blonder.
Anonymous (7e39) 35722
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Bye, bros. Have a good night.
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35725
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>Chapter 5: Fuck you, Cam
As you make your way past the Chlones with this badass, rag-tag team of old motherfuckers, you spot a familiar figure hulking by an old shack.
"It's the Nikemaster!", you exclaim as you fire as hail of bullets at a nearby Chlone.
"Shoot that faggot in the head", says Morgan.
Bill manages then to splatter Cam's brain on the shack wall. "Don't worry about him, he's just like the Chlones", he says.
"Nah I wouldn't worry about him, I would have wanted him dead anyways", you say.
Several more Cams appear and you manage to take all of them down with the help of Bill and Morgan.
Shortly before reaching the lighthouse, you pick up this awesome grenade launcher from a weapons cache.
Stupidly enough, you alert the lighthouse's denizens to your presence when you fire several rounds on the perimeter of the structure. Several Chlones and Cams fall, but this patricularly large Cam guards the entrance. Get this, he shoots lasers from his eyes.
He almost got Morgan. With an unwillingly precise strike from your Ak-47 to his cranium, he falls like a 20-metre pine onto the sands.
You enter the behemoth structure, while hearing the muffled screams of a beautiful young woman that you so dearly love.
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35726
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Bye bro. See ya around.
Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 35730
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Mega is quirky as fuck sometimes, trying to upload stuff and it uploads but never appears in my account..no error message, nothing…they really need to get their shit sorted. My favorite is the endless loop where a file will uploaded over and over again and never appear online. Maybe one day we can have a file host actually worth a fuck.
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funny coming from the guy who said mega wasn't yet ready for prime time
and then started using it regularly
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It almost seems like you accidentally locked up your tongue in that zip of yours
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You should write a book bro.
Sadly, I can't stay awake to find out the ending to this epic adventure… I have to sleep now.
Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 35735
Correct, I said that because It was way worse when it first started…then I tried a few months later and it's been kinda okay until now where I am trying to upload Heart of the Beholder and no matter what it won't upload and gives no errors just never appears. I have even tried to split into smaller chunks…if I try to just upload the full 1GB zip it will upload in an endless loop for hours over and over again. If I try to upload in chunks the files appear to upload and then never appear in my account…
and just yesterday I uploaded the entire 900MB version without commentary with zero issues.
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What's your thought on Chloë's latest big news? >>35735
is there no other big service left besides it?
Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 35739
You have two choices:
1. some stupid shit that only allows small files
2. allows bigger files but is shit and slow etc etc
The only reason I started using mega a while back is because putlocker started being a cunt too.
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What about dropbox, skydrive or box ?
Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 35741
putlocker….>uploading is currently disabled for maintenance>please try again in a few minutes
that message has been up for at least 2 days
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Do you need help? Did your cats take you hostage?
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mfw we'll probably get a Chloë vine with her dancing
maybe even twerking
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I thought we were making cool nicknames for each other
Mastër Bëan!QMOd.BeanU 35751
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Just not this "twerking" nonsense.
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it's booty shaking
it's not nonsense
it makes sense
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You don't have to be black to like a girl shaking dat ass
You just have to be straight
Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 35757
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twerk it gurl
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35761
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>>35725>Chapter 6: The Light at the End
The defenses inside the lighthouse fall to the unrelenting power of you and your badass team. It appears that Teri is here too, as you hear her voice apparently arguing with Ernesto at the top of the lighthouse. Making your way through several more of the Chlones and Cams, you face a slightly different challenge: A Hit-Girl zombie. So badass. So fast.
The most impressive thing is that this little zombie was reciting all of Hit Girl's lines from Kickass.
She then gravely injures Bill Murray in the stomach. "Holy fuck, noooo!", Morgan screams as you finally manage to get the little maggot through a shot in the head. Bill lay in a pool of blood, but is calm and quiet.
"Listen, brothers," he says, "that man there, Ernesto, you go there and fuck him up right. You've got the most beautiful girl in the world locked up in there. You can do it, son!". Bill then expires in what seemed to be a somber sleep. "Lets get'em," says Morgan.
You enter Ernesto's abode (or more like fucked up man-cave), killing all the zombies in the room.
Ernesto appears, dressed in purple wizard robes, and in his hand the dreaded orb of Faboost.
"I will make you suffer, Chlobro", he grunts in a gay manner,"and Freeman, our debt is not settled yet."
Morgan replies furiously, " I'll rip out yo throat with mah dirty ands and shit down your neckhole."
You fire almost a whole clip at Ernesto's head before realising that the orb is shielding him from bullets.
"Get the goddamn orb, try to take it from that mothafuckin' piece of horse shit; it's shielding him."
"Look at me, faggot", says Morgan as he attempts to distract Ernesto, while you manage to swipe the orb from his arm. However, it slips out of your hands (because it was covered in moisturizer cream) and falls to the ground, shattering and releasing a brilliant light.
"Die mothafucka", says Morgan as he shoots Ernesto in his chest. "Finish him off", he says to you.
Then you deliver the most epic kill blow in history, you take the narwhal bone from the wall and plunge it through his heat as it eviscerates his entire body. His body suddenly bursts into flames that have an odd purple colour.
You enter the second chamber with Morgan checking if there are still any threats in the rest of the floor.
Then you see Teri, chained to a bed. "Oh thank God," she exclaims, "Chloë's right in there", as she points to a nearby door. You instruct Morgan to release Teri as you enter this crucible of nightmares: used tissues on the floor everywhere, empty moisturizier bottles, and a whole lot of Big Macs. Then amongst this mess of faggotry, you find her.
Bruised but still as angelic as she has always been, you release the real Chloë from her chains on the wall and take off the cloth that was muffling her screams.
She smiles, and gives you a big hug (Feels Goodman).
"I know what you've been through," she says. "He's done horrible things to me, but he didn't manage to do … you know what… to me."
You then just kiss her on the head and comfort her as she is crying.
Morgan then steps into the room and says, "Well boy, I'm not done yet, there's more creeps to be taken out. You're welcome to join me next time. Good luck." as he just flies off through a hole in the ceiling using a jetpack.
Teri then hugs Chloë. "Let's get out of here," Teri says.
You follow Chloë and her mom down and towards the boat. You are then faced with a choice: either to return to your family and friends, or go with Chloë, without knowing what happened to your family and friends (who may be dead).
The ending is left as an open ending with the reader's choice to decide the final outcome.
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Nice story bro
Calls us when it gets made into the movie.
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derp de derp
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I wonder how much she swears in real life (if she uses the word 'fuck' for example)
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35765
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You've read it from the start?
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Scanned through of it and read some bits. But if I wanted to read that much I'd go back on school
Props for putting so much effort into it
Anonymous (01cb) 35767
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Never. She's a good girl.
Mastër Bëan!QMOd.BeanU 35768
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>>35758>Ass Master Bean
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35769
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No problem man. I like writing stuff. It's my passion.
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I'm not saying she's not, but we all have outbursts from time to time so I wonder if on rare occasions she lets a
"son of a bitch" or "fucking piece of shit" loose
btw, what are your thoughts on Chloë's casting news?
Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 35771
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I'm betting the dirty talk between her and Cam
can get pretty severe.
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Oh boy. Now you've just opened the door for people asking you to write Chloë fan fiction
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35774
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Well guys, after all this story-writing I'm gonna go hit the hay.
Have an awesome night everyone.
Read my story plx
Anonymous (01cb) 35775
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If she doesn't swear normally I doubt she'll let a "fucking piece of shit" loose. Maybe a "shit" or "fuck" but that's all.
I'm happy for her that she'll be working with Denzel, but I'm not so sure about her playing a hooker.
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I can imagine:
Oh yeah, spank me with the belt, twist my nipples, lick the dirt from my ear lobe, suck my toes you unworthy maggotTo which Chloë replies "for fuck's sake Cameron, enough with your sick shit"
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>>35774>>>35775>I'm not so sure about her playing a hooker.
Some of the scenes I heard about are pretty nasty but I doubt they'll make it in the movie. This might not be that much of a stretch compared to Hick for example, and at least here she'll be sparring off with Denzel
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I knew you'd like that
Anonymous (b9c1) 35781
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Would you like it if they showed her in more perilous situations than shown in something like Taxi Driver?
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Well we don't know much about the movie, but judging from the premise I can't imagine it being PG-13. More perilous? I guess, if they think they can get away with it. But with subject matter like that they're walking a very thin line between artistic and distasteful that they're going to have to balance on very carefully. One step too far and it looks like they're trying too hard for shock value or Oscar bait, or didn't know how to handle the material.
I think if the gravity of her situation is more implied and off camera it would be safest for them. Obviously they can't and wouldn't and shouldn't show her dealing with customers, but it's almost sure that she'll be slamming heroin into her eyeballs or something on camera at least once. I say whatever they can tastefully get away with is fine by me, but I know there are others who would disagree.
Anonymous (01cb) 35783
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Anonymous (061c) 35784
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So how's everybody doing?
Anonymous (01cb) 35787
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I didn't find it, GG did. How many others are there?
Anonymous (01cb) 35788
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Don't worry, I found it.
Anonymous (01cb) 35792
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Oh, I thought you were wondering why I didn't post the one you posted.
Anonymous (84da) 35793
I've been having similar issues uploading to mega. I noticed chrome always crashes bc of memory issues with large files. With ff I sometimes have to re-load the browser before my files will appear.
Anonymous (84da) 35794
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I started drinking again… I will delay the hangover till monday
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Life is too short not to post Chloë.
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Anonymous (84da) 35802
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you twisted my arm
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What kind of sub do you think she usually eats?
-vik (ef86) 35806
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Something healthy to keep her legs looking like that I guess.
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Was loving this game anyway, but when I heard the music for the final "mission", combined with a Dragon firing lasers out of it's eyes, my mind was blown.
SPOILERS I guess, for anyone playing/intending to play this at some point.https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=NHRnKIXcQlQ#t=505s
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Just posting Chloë.
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They're all six grams of fat or less! Subway should ditch Jared and have Chloë as their poster girl. Who doesn't want to look like Chloë?
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Oops, forgot to quote: >>35815
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They sure go to a lot of concerts.
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Cannot wait for the look at camera gif. Chloë's party looks…
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These 2 are asking for GIFS. Sadly, im too lazy to download a program to make them.
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Anonymous (84da) 35828
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Anonymous (84da) 35830
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Nice gifs bros.
Chloë always looks so fun…
Anonymous (84da) 35833
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I just looked it up. I guess that movie is out June 18th on bluray.
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The rip must be out there. Maybe we should do a movie night.
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Don't even waste your money on that movie.
I have an open mind for movies, but I can only rescue 2 clips on that one, and one of those is because of Chloë.
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I own Hallowed Ground.
I think I can handle Movie 43.
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Anonymous (84da) 35843
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Where did you find that?
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Oh, man. I better check out that site.
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Anonymous (84da) 35852
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Love me some Abby.
Anonymous (84da) 35855
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-vik (ef86) 35860
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I think i heard Abby
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Cool, thanks. Did you make that?
-vik (ef86) 35862
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Thanks for bringing me back to that post-Let Me In stupor, man. Great piece.
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I'm glad you wound up finishing this. Been wanting to see the source material of my favourite thing in my Abby folder.
ineverrun (a773) 35869
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Mamas Day ;)
ineverrun (a773) 35872
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had to end short
story breaks my heart
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Haha nice. The complete opposite of your other one.
Anonymous (84da) 35874
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I luv her darkside just as much.
Anonymous (b9c1) 35875
How did you take out the background music that was already in the movie but leave the talking in?
Or did you not do that?
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Chloë's intense Mother's Day face and yell are wonderful. Here's a Teri too.
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such a chlobro thing to do
Anonymous (01cb) 35888
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I thought he was talking about me too. But apparently he was talking about you. >>35789
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lol, skeet skeeet skeet
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like I said, I posted it >>244260
he should lay off the drinks once in a while
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this one had me in stitches
Anonymous (01cb) 35893
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I know, I said I got it from you. >>35787
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