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Posting in a teri thread
Anonymous (e106) 35069
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Fuck Mother's day
Happy Birthday Jaxon!http://instagram.com/p/ZM7Yx7kFxQ/#
Anonymous (1ef2) 35074
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Anonymous (1ef2) 35075
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Anonymous (e106) 35077
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Why don't we have both?>
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I was just wondering if we had any pics of teri and jaxon and I don't remember any
I also wondered, since pet owners like to call their pets 'baby' and since Chloë spent so much time with jax, does it mean it's also her birthday as Jaxon's "mom"?
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Which reminds me
We should also have a Chloë's pets themed thread
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Plus, according to INR, she's his mama.
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>>35078>does it mean it's also her birthday as Jaxon's "mom"?
Do people really celebrate this?
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Anonymous (8af9) 35084
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Son… I dislike your way
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Anonymous (2040) 35087
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wait, that's mac ?
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Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35090
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Good morning everyone.
Happy Mother's day to Teri and to all of you who celebrate it today.
May I make the premature assumption that Chloë is back to blonde?
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>"check out the new blonde bombshell lol"
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35092
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Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35095
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>mfw Chloë talking to this skeeter dude
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35097
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Hello bro. How are ya?
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I'm good. Just about the read the ending of the Chlomo Zombie Island Adventure in the previous thread
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35099
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On the twitters. Something about twerking.
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Who were they talking about?
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Is that real? Look how she talks, like a… idunnowhat, but that's horrible! What? Where? What is this?
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35103
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Awesome, isn't it?
I like writing stuff. Not just Chloë-related.
Yeah I'm good. Just chilling on this ominously quiet Sunday. >Damn, Chloë goes to a lot of concerts.
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And what is this charli-x or what that she whatched
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This just looks very unreal. And why I didn't saw these tweets on my wall? I mean, she gets dirty messages to every picture she posts, so what happened now that made her react like this?
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35110
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Dude it was back in May 2010. Not now.
It's evident clearly from the time stamp. Also, look at how she's talking, she was way younger.
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Oh. May 2010. Oh. Didn't saw that date.
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35112
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>mfw it takes like 3 minutes to upload a 5mb gif
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Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35115
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Chloë's going to London soon, right?
I remember her mentioning something to that George dude on twitter a week ago or something that she'll be in London soon.
There's like this Comic Con or Kick-Ass 2 event in late May there, probably that's why.
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It's just as far from here like any place she could be found
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Dafuq. I've just found this shit. Is that guy a nigger?
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Hoping for some more kick-ass 2 footage and crowd reaction
ineverrun (9bce) 35120
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to my mamas mom
& i know my mom will
b happy with what i bought
did yall buy yall mom somethin?
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make excuse to get parent's name and address
wait 8 more years
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35125
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Yeah man I've seen similar stuff.
Once this 11-13 year old French girl who looked like Chloë in the mall.
Of course, taking a picture would be highly inappropriate.
ineverrun (9bce) 35128
"Yeah man I've seen similar stuff.
Once this 11-13 year old French girl who looked like Chloë in the mall.
Of course, taking a picture would be highly appropriate."
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35129
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Hoping for some good interviews as well.
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35130
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and your point is?
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Say your work as an editor at a teen magazine and that girl could have a shot at winning the $5000 prize for cutest kid ages 6-10. The parent would give you the daughter and take the pics of you two himself
Anonymous (097c) 35132
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happy teri day i guess
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interviews, kick-ass panel, KA2 footage, pics
we should be getting the whole lot
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Muh ballonhead Chlo!
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we should each make a recording of saying 'happy mother's day'
mix them all together
and send them to Teri
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Anonymous (097c) 35138
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yes because that wouldn't be terifying…
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35139
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She was a tourist, and it was in Dubai. Law enforcement is very strict and powerful there (I don't want to get deported, especially because of the political tensions between the UAE and Lebanon due to the Syrian crisis). If it were here in Lebanon, I could get away with it pretty easily.
Anonymous (097c) 35141
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still beyond creepy
Anonymous (097c) 35144
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it might also be a little terific….
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Why? You see beauty contest for kids and teens everywhere
Anonymous (e106) 35148
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Comic cons are the best.
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Anonymous (097c) 35151
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it's the motivation behind it and the fact that you're lying to the parents of a young child to procure a picture of their child with the intention of going and sharing that picture with other morally bankrupt people on the internet.
all because she has a passing resembles to someone who we're all crazy about.
i think trying to get a creep shot of her would be less reprehensible than straight up lying to the parents about your motivations, either way is awful though.
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Yeap. The last one we got was full of Chloë goodness and this might just be better.
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35153
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Don't we have any Britfags here on Chlomo?
If they're lucky they could meet her. Worth a try better than the Toronto endeavour, because she'll be at a specified place at a specified time.
That is, well, if they manage to overcome the crowds.
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but he wouldn't know that
and I don't think a parent letting a stranger take a pic of his 8yr old daughter is even remotely close to that parent thinking he's taking a pic of his daughter and an editor for a teen magazine which could get him $5000
Anonymous (097c) 35155
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i like premieres the best personally
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Speak with Mastër Batë about it, he is our britfag>>35151>morally bankrupt people
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solar and con master bean will be on the case
Anonymous (097c) 35158
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lets just drop it, it's irrelevant and strange to even be arguing about it.
Anonymous (097c) 35162
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people would have been mad if chloe put that over her face and took a picture
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Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35164
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Awesome. Hopefully, we'll obtain some fruitful results this time.
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Unless that would have been the only piece of chlothing on her
Anonymous (097c) 35167
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i wonder if she still has that hat
she could auction it off for charity and make a fair sum.>>35165
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35170
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I knew you'd make that joke :)
Anonymous (097c) 35171
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Dude, don't make me go bankrupt, lol
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Anonymous (097c) 35175
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that would be teribly unfortunate….
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Talking about penguin hat, is there any video of that interview? I can't find one.
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I shall call ye my young apprentice from now on
Anonymous (097c) 35179
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a joke exploiting the different meanings of a word or the fact that there are words of the same sound and different meanings>>35176https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YsXhY-xO68
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35181
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Yes, and we will work to create masterpieces such as this
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35184
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Here's some legs as an apology.
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way more funny than any fruit joke
Anonymous (097c) 35186
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Anonymous (097c) 35188
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chloe's legs are no joke
frankly they're terific
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Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35191
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*Terrific you mean. Or is that just a reference to Teri?
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>>35188>Chloë's legs are no joke
yet they always make me smile and bring me joy
Anonymous (097c) 35194
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i've done it numerous times in this thread
it was an homage to teri
this being her thread and all
you could almost say it's her teritory
Anonymous (097c) 35195
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gob bless you teri
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35196
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They always make me happy.
Nonetheless, that joy is ephemeral, but enough to keep me going.
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which reminds me
there's a certain nutjob who could use this occasion
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35199
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Yep man, she's a legend
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Chloë will never take you home to meet her parent
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Ups. I forgot to delet the extra parts of the link
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I forgot how great that video is
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First video I saw from her. Fall in love. Watched it 200000 times.
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35210
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Still blocked on copyright grounds here, with the :/ face.
Fuck you, youtube.
Can someone upload it to megaupload or something. Standard quality (360p) is good enough.
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35212
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That's why I need to see it.
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35215
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LMK if that one works.
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35218
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Thanks both of you.
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35219
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It's awesome.>Dat Chloë
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35220
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I fell in love all over again
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Mine is less creepy
Anonymous (097c) 35224
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What's the most lickable part of Chloë's body?
Anonymous (097c) 35227
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looks like umbrellas isn't interested in chloe anymore, rather some pre teen mannequin.>>35226
you'd have to ask someone with experience in that field. try tweeting jaxon.
Anonymous (097c) 35230
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you gonna go to comic con in london?
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How else can he go up to Chloë and propose to lick her spoiler
Anonymous (097c) 35233
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twitter, just like all the other good creeps. keep the creepin at a distance.
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That question would be more suitable to ask in person. It's the polite thing to do
Anonymous (097c) 35235
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yeah i suppose, that way she knows what you look like and can run a mile if she ever sees you approaching again.
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The price we pay for love snatch
Anonymous (097c) 35237
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zooming in on high res chloe pics is always a rewarding experience
Anonymous (097c) 35238
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It's in London… I don't want to go to London.
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Excuse my ignorance, is london too far away from where you live?
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35242
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Dem legs. Good lawd.>>35239
Those eyes. A spiraling ocean of green that I get lost in everytime I look at them. A green better than any emerald.
Anonymous (097c) 35243
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b… but chloe!
those sheep won't feed themselves, huh?
was it you that said you had a cat named chloe? will you post a pic?
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My brother, you forgot DAT SMILE holyfkingjesuschrist
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About a 4 hour drive.>>35243
Anonymous (050e) 35246
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>Real thread is locked?
Anonymous (097c) 35248
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well that's no fun :(
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he already has a Chloë
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35257
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Her smile is a myriad of joy, hope, and youth.
I cannot fathom how much it makes me happy.>In her radiant sunshine.
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thanks for these HQ Chloë goodness
I will add them to the thread
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Why didn't you add them before when I posted them?
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a) I don't remember you posting them though I'm sure if you did I probably saved them
b) I won't post them now; there are many threads that will require updating but it won't be done too soon
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In that case I must have those saved too somewhere but I didn't update the threads in the meantime so it wouldn't have made a difference.
Thanks for the pics btw
Anonymous (2040) 35266
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4 hour drive….4 hour drive…
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35267
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The key to her heart.>Its huge and rather heavy
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he saw the chance and he seized it
Anonymous (097c) 35269
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under almost ideal conditions it must be said but yes he was valiant in his efforts and execution.
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well it's not 30m walking distance from his house either
Anonymous (2040) 35271
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Too bad he didn't get the pic
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>>35269>under almost ideal conditions
sure, but at least he went for it and didn't chickenshit
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Every time she's in the UK this comes up….
Anonymous (097c) 35274
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that's what matters?
Anonymous (2040) 35275
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it isn't over 1k miles either as well
Anonymous (097c) 35277
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i know i always ask you if you're going to go and you're always too busy with the sheep farming.
Anonymous (097c) 35280
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the black guy in the bg always spooks me
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That's because he is a spook
Anonymous (097c) 35283
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dat shit was like frodo's journey to mordor son
in fact even more riddled with adversity
nah you're right.
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OK, my question for all you US users.
Why HAVEN'T U MET TEH CHLOE YET??
U LIVES in DA SAME COUNTRY!! DERP DERP DERPY DOO!
Anonymous (2040) 35285
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screw you chiles
Im going out
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I'm sure that 1 us fag who regularly posts here will be devastated
Anonymous (097c) 35291
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why was the uncle echo comment deleted?
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at least you two got to spend some quality time together
Anonymous (097c) 35295
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Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 35298
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did someone say Teri?
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that's one of the few pics where her hand looks big to me
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Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35302
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Me too, except with the bitch-part
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This bloke is hilarious. Any time someone posts him, I laugh at those epic faces he did
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they should have that guy play Chloë's pimp in the equalizer
will also make it feel like a sequel to hick, where Luli finally made it to vegas
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lens distortions don't count ole chap
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Can I post this please? Say I don't get floodgate 3rd time please
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DM has his old man character
looks like you've found your
all it needs is that bar of his filled with mayo and the connection will be complete
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Anonymous (e106) 35320
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Anonymous (097c) 35321
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1. causing laughter or amusement
2. strange; peculiar
Anonymous (e106) 35322
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Sounds like a good idea for a shoop.
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>>35321>strange, peculiar>distorted pic
color me surprised
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get on it
Fire up Photoshop
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Anonymous (097c) 35328
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why would it be hilarious then?
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I have no idea. But if you find it hilarious then good for you
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35330
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you'll never be Chloë's deodorant
Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 35334
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good your eyes are being trained to recognize those..now we just need to train your eyes on recognizing shoop color jobs with sloppy backgrounds
Anonymous (e106) 35337
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DERP DERP DERPY DOO is no excuse for not meeting the Chloe.
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35338
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Anonymous (097c) 35340
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and what's your excuse?
it's surely not any better than preclusive DERP DERP DERPY DOO.
Anonymous (7f61) 35342
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I see this video and I realize. I'm a monster.
Anonymous (e106) 35343
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I don't live in murrica.
Anonymous (097c) 35344
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that's no more a valid excuse than a severe case of the DERP DERP DERPY DOOS
Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 35345
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LOLOLOL how does dat peepee tastes?
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happy mothers day to all the mummies out there!!!
here, have a smiling, BLONDE, taking fun photos with fans chloe. remember her?
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lol sup brah?
and yes blonde chloe is a treasure.
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Okey, "question" time.
Mention ONE thing that you DON'T like about Chloë.
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35351
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Shit, I posted without a photo.
>here, have a smiling, BLONDE, taking fun photos with fans chloe. remember her?
Those were the days. When I didn't even know she existed
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shouldn't be doing shoops right now but fuck it
Anonymous (097c) 35353
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the fact that she repeats herself a lot in interviews
but that's just the nature of interviews i suppose
frustrates me though
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okay her FOR THE MOST PART
awful taste in music.
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she doesn't keep in touch with her fans
Anonymous (097c) 35356
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the more it's seems un natural or rehersed the worse>>35352
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35357
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Hmm its difficult to think about that notion in particular.
I guess its the fact that she doesn't interact with her fans as much.
I understand her reasons for that and I respect that completely.
I cannot think of anything else.
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>>35353> that's just the nature of interviews i suppose
which is why a lot of celebrities refuse to take them
you could see the same shit back when she did the Q&As on twitter
where a lot of questions were
what's your favorite _______
which is about as boring, mundane and repetitive as you can get
Anonymous (097c) 35360
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it's when i percieve the repetition to be un natural that it really bugs me
it must be annoying for her too when you think about it from her perspective
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Yeah, I've notice that too.>>35354
Kindof agree. I don't like that kind of music, but I don't dislike it either, so it's 50-50>>35357>>35355
Maybe she got tired of reading perv after perv. That's the problem I find with her family trying to keep her inside of a bubble (as she said multiple times). She should work her way around those… maybe in a close future…
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it's annoying for me to see it so I can only imagine how annoying it can be for her, especially when you have to show some enthusiasm in interviews, even though in the back of your head you're going "not this boring set of questions again"
Anonymous (097c) 35363
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the fact that she waers glasses a lot
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that plus the stupid hairdos (the latter more than the former when I think about it)
Anonymous (097c) 35365
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our veery pressence just perpetuates the need for more of her hving to do that
it's a tough one.
Anonymous (097c) 35366
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the birds nest is the only hair i can think that bugged me at all.
KissMyBass (2a53) 35367
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Anonymous (097c) 35368
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it really fluffed my feathers>>35367
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35369
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Hey there bro. How are ya?
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I envy you since you have such a high tolerance to it
but they really bug me> example 1
which reminds me
too much makeup pisses me off too
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Mmm good point too. She ofc wears that many cuz of her fame but she has some amazing eyes, and some of those glasses are horrible.
Anonymous (097c) 35373
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the photoshoot glasses are always the worst of the worst>>35370
tweet her and tell her to wear hats more often that way the hair will bother you less.
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I think one of my biggest nightmare would be Chloë with a bad perm
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Hi there !I really need to make more hatcros
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I love her hair
I just hate some occasional stupid hairdos
Anonymous (097c) 35381
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most of that hair isn't hers
i just find it hard to put myself in your shoes considering it doesn't bother me at all really
Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 35382
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I know that feel bro, I spent some time extracting these 'scans' from the original pdf to perfection and nobody gave a damn either (well one anon did), but I did grab those photos you posted originally so they were noticed and appreciated.
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it could be her hair, it's not like you can tell the difference
more hair goodness
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Now with some snow!
KissMyBass (2a53) 35385
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i love her hair too,but i still prefer the short hair version of Chloe.
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So do I but we'll probably never see her again
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Nobody gets a perm anymore.>sup chlomo
Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 35389
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>bitching about how Chloe wears her hair a certain day
>take those sunglasses off ffs i'm entitled to see your face and i demand it now
>Major: ungrateful fucks
>Minor: whining like a bitch
>class of 2013
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Y U HAF TO BE MAD, IT'S JUST A QUESTION!
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the question was what don't you like about her so the answers were bound to be negative
class of DERP DERP DERPY DOO 2013
KissMyBass (2a53) 35394
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yeah,that's in my top ten of fav set of Chloe
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I'm not sure if you see what you did there
Anonymous (097c) 35396
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better than the trite:
she's perfect and flawless in every facet of her existence response that some people might give
KissMyBass (2a53) 35398
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then my hat is off to you
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Hats? Yes :B
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35403
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This set makes me wanna draw her again sooooooo bad.
KissMyBass (2a53) 35407
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Yes. Hehe…I know what you mean.
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Do it bro, last one was awesome.
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I will. After I finish a sketch I'm obligated to do.
Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 35413
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good good, let your butthurps release
at least there was no denying we're being ungrateful..honesty is painful to the posterior but it will set u free.
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god forbid we discuss pros AND cons
let's just have a one sided conversation
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Whatever you say. I'm not in the mood to argue. Let's GBTC
Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 35417
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Who's arguing? lol>GBTC
sounds good to me
Anonymous (2040) 35418
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This set makes me wanna draw her again sooooooo bad.
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this set makes me want to draw her so hard
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I thought so too
KissMyBass (2a53) 35424
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i know what you mean
Anonymous (e106) 35425
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That's the set we don't have right?
Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 35427
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ya'll niggas need to join my instructional art class
KissMyBass (2a53) 35428
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nobody have this set
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35435
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>'Merica, fuck yeah!
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The only class I follow is Chloë's
Anonymous (2040) 35439
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Maybe some other pic, some other time….
Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 35440
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>>35431>Teach me Mastür
I think that's something u should teach yourself
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maybe you should give hm a hand, that's what a good teacher would do
Anonymous (097c) 35446
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such is the terse nature of twitter, if you can't get an answer that'll do your question justice, why bother asking it.
at least it's possible for her to satisfactorily approach/answer those little questions through twitter.
Anonymous (097c) 35447
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i hope chloe's hair isn't suffering at all from all these dye jobs lately.
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or maybe she is and she'll have to cut her hair short
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Or maybe, she will get bored of acting and she will end up going to college to study psychology.
Anonymous (097c) 35452
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i'd rather no HAVE to do anything she doesn't want to
i'm sure she can afford all of the top hollywood hair surgeons and shit that probably smear fetus and baby tears on your scalp and your hair is grand a day later. don't think it'll come to that.>>35448
not sure if sarcasm
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>>35452>not sure if sarcasm
Now you know how people feel when they read your posts
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I already had psychology for one year MUAHAHAHA
Anonymous (097c) 35457
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psychology in columbia college here i come
Anonymous (097c) 35458
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only the sarcastic ones, that 5%>>35456
you could be her private tutor for first year
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>>35457>here i come
the chlomo.org motto
>mfw I can't stop with the stupid jokes
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not sure if sarcasm
Anonymous (097c) 35462
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i came would be a better motto imo
it would have also given new meaning to the term splash page (rip)
Anonymous (097c) 35464
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if worst comes to worst she could always wig it up
Anonymous (097c) 35466
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at least if chloe ever comes to my city i know to hit up the sub way stores at lunch time
probably a pretty good way of bumping into her.
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Dat set… too beautiful for this world
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35469
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Anonymous (e106) 35471
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Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35472
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Anonymous (e106) 35473
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Soon, there comes a time, when a new thread will be needed…
mfw I can't make it
Anonymous (2040) 35478
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Jesus, what'll we do now…
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35479
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Can I make one?>>245265>>35477
Fawzi Bou Lawzi!!UiOZhDG0cw 35482
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Chloë just posted Pedobear's fatherhttp://instagram.com/p/ZOHGtWDnX1/
KissMyBass (2a53) 35484
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>>35483>Chloë just posted Pedobear's father
because she like old guys