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 Chloë Thread #401 (17ca) 2204

400 Thread Afterparty!

>6 hours until the Kick-Ass 2 trailer is released

 Night Creeper (0169) 2205

File: 1363168892090.jpg (60.24 KB, 1074x798)

I missed the party =(

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 2206

File: 1363168915612_Oh_Boy.jpg (422.55 KB, 1155x1419)

 KissMyBass (8764) 2207

File: 1363168938954.jpg (130.61 KB, 338x479)


 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2208

File: 1363168945881_that-doesnt-even-make-sense.jpg (200.34 KB, 1084x542)


 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2209

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>6 hours until the Kick-Ass 2 trailer is released

 Anonymous (995d) 2210

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 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2211

File: 1363169039445_Untitled-1.gif (721.98 KB, 320x240)

mfw Hit-Girl 2.0 soon

 KissMyBass (8764) 2212

the ways of marketing are endless

 Anonymous (995d) 2213

File: 1363169096974.gif (452.57 KB, 188x176)

 Anonymous (207d) 2214

File: 1363169311936_shit_just_got_real.jpg (281.44 KB, 999x436)

What if the Kick-Ass 2 red band trailer turns out to be…

… a teaser, like the Carrie one, with no real content and maybe not even with Mindy or Hit-Girl facetime…

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 2215

File: 1363169378109_sarcasm.jpg (26.43 KB, 299x295)

Some major raging will begin

 AsianG'!FvX2LYQC2c 2216

A 2 minute 33 second teaser?

I can only hope it'll be like the first prometheus teaser, but that was only like a minute..:(

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2217

File: 1363169490214_13281573455852.jpg (13.95 KB, 300x282)

They're 2 minutes. I doubt they're teasers at that length

 KissMyBass (8764) 2218

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 2219

File: 1363169799479_chlonion.jpg (101.56 KB, 400x409)

 Anonymous (207d) 2220

First 30 seconds: The following preview has been approved for… bla… bla…

Next 30 seconds: From the creators of Kick-Ass… Jeff Wadlow presents… A few pictures of Kick-Ass 2 scans (blurry)…

Next 30 seconds: Re-use clips from Kick-Ass with some new music overlay

Next 30 seconds: Epilepsy generated fast clips from Kick-Ass 2 flashing in short burst (screenshots)

Last seconds: Coming this August 16, 2013

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2221

File: 1363170053719.png (91.91 KB, 243x284)

You're a bundle of optimism, aren't you?

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2222

File: 1363170208558.gif (126.14 KB, 289x310)

Listening to prodigy discography now
Stand up comes
dem memory
dem feels
dat omen ifucuatididthar

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2223


 Anonymous (207d) 2224

File: 1363170279933_trolling_hit_girl.jpg (247.85 KB, 618x503)

Yep :)

Chloë taking her trolling to new levels

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2225

File: 1363170373895.jpg (45.08 KB, 434x434)

>Chloë taking her trolling to new levels

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 2226

File: 1363170406305_this_is.jpg (31.35 KB, 286x436)

 Anonymous (995d) 2227

File: 1363170743969.gif (1.25 MB, 720x430)

 Anonymous (fe4b) 2228

File: 1363170895314.jpg (165.25 KB, 630x717)

Opening scene was Dave has a bullet proof vest on and Mindy is shooting him so he gets used to getting shot (same thing as the Big Daddy scene from the first film) and after he gets shot once he flies back and says they're done, but Mindy says no and runs to her bag and pulls out a huge magnum and shoots him back again. I don't remember the order of these next few shots but there were shots of Mindy performing in front of everyone in what looked like a P.E. class but she was imagining there were ninjas in front of her. Yes I swear ninjas. It works trust me. Then there was another scene of Mindy and Dave training and Mindy says, "you're being a vagina!" and Dave says, "You're beating me like one!" There was a quick scene of Kick-Ass and Colonel Stars meeting and Colonel Stars says "check this out" and whacks a guy across the head with his stick and Kick-Ass looks frightened, which leads to Colonel Stars saying, "well if you're not having fun, what's the point?" Then there were shots of Dave being held at knife in a van and Mindy (not in costume) jumping on the van and shooting through the van from above. There were scenes of people shooting in a graveyard. Then there was a warehouse scene where the two sides are lined up and Kick-Ass and Red Mist are talking and they begin to fight. It cut to a quick shot of the Big Daddy suit then Kick ass wearing the armor over his. It looked fantastic. The final scene was Colonel Stars and Kick-Ass interrogating a guy and Colonel Stars has his dog bite the guy being interrogated in the "family jewels".


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Why is Chloe so cute?


File: 1363171493214_Activate_It.png (276.08 KB, 376x660)

This picture is just way too funny :)
Always gets me going

 AsianG'!FvX2LYQC2c 2231

Is that Eden in the east reference?

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2232

File: 1363173974895.jpg (68.59 KB, 409x572)

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2233

File: 1363174734901.jpg (379.36 KB, 1680x945)

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2234

File: 1363175177905_chloe_moretz_dior_haute_couture_03_3.jpg (574.99 KB, 2000x2999)

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2235

File: 1363176777033_chloe_moretz_dior_haute_couture_68.jpg (1.09 MB, 4000x2663)

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 2236

File: 1363178623771_cherry.jpg (261.12 KB, 1200x1200)

The Chlo Model

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2237

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 Sexy-Pretty-Gurl!!CFXJeNQ26E 2238

File: 1363178929364.jpg (221.32 KB, 1313x1065)

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 2239

File: 1363178979783_238180078.jpg (494.06 KB, 1600x1200)

Hey girl

 Sexy-Pretty-Gurl!!CFXJeNQ26E 2240

File: 1363179041086_hi2.jpg (160.87 KB, 625x831)

whats up?

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2241

File: 1363179075161_tumblr_mgijj9dtpJ1r81xdjo1_400.gif (884.08 KB, 350x224)

superstar DJs, here we go!


 Sexy-Pretty-Gurl!!CFXJeNQ26E 2242

File: 1363179187522.gif (941.49 KB, 245x216)

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 2243

File: 1363179317938_chloberry.jpg (73.43 KB, 1016x902)

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2244

File: 1363179338962_552b99f08bd511e28db822000a1f9720_7.jpg (161.74 KB, 612x612)

Chloë is in oxford it seems

 Sexy-Pretty-Gurl!!CFXJeNQ26E 2245

File: 1363179486003_oh_noes3.jpg (124.23 KB, 528x652)


 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2246

File: 1363179578040_13157783404655.jpg (54.77 KB, 400x464)

I know
britfags are scary, especially those from oxford

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 2247

File: 1363179593200_demon_eyes.jpg (555.82 KB, 1680x1050)


She finds a cemetery beautiful?

 Anonymous (995d) 2248

File: 1363179613074_Energy_Berlin_Interview.gif (2.99 MB, 245x198)

>3 hours until the Kick-Ass 2 trailer is released

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2249

File: 1363179743147.jpg (100.84 KB, 1055x536)

 Mastër Bëan!QMOd.BeanU 2250

File: 1363179783652_party-hard.gif (1.25 MB, 720x430)

 Sexy-Pretty-Gurl!!CFXJeNQ26E 2251

File: 1363180088250.jpg (123.93 KB, 546x840)

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 2252

File: 1363180126956_dark_princess2.jpg (28.91 KB, 161x292)

 Sexy-Pretty-Gurl!!CFXJeNQ26E 2253

File: 1363180198250_death.jpg (39.12 KB, 500x482)

 KissMyBass (8764) 2254

cemeteries are beautiful -_-

 IchiTheKiller !3XEZrAveNs 2255

File: 1363180407196_131292961179.jpg (65.72 KB, 640x480)

>The sun is up, the sky is blue
>it's beautiful and so are you
>dear Chloë, won't you come out to play?
>dear Chloë, meet the brand new day

 IchiTheKiller !3XEZrAveNs 2256

File: 1363180678215_131682268367.jpg (96.6 KB, 452x600)

Is the only place to watch the trailer MTV.com?

 Sexy-Pretty-Gurl!!CFXJeNQ26E 2257

File: 1363180719898_hih2372372378.jpg (12.62 KB, 206x242)

>The sun is up, the moon is down
>it's sucks cause its freakin hot
>dear Chloë, dear Chloë won't you come out to play?
>dear Chloë, dear Chloë meet the brand new day.

 IchiTheKiller !3XEZrAveNs 2258

File: 1363180849250_132544622646.jpg (74.51 KB, 722x464)

 Sexy-Pretty-Gurl!!CFXJeNQ26E 2259

File: 1363180942250_ha_ha_ha1.jpg (204.54 KB, 840x953)

 IchiTheKiller !3XEZrAveNs 2260

File: 1363180973817_13264909713.jpg (435.04 KB, 2161x3000)

I'll be seeing Girl Rising March 18th. I'll give you all a breakdown of how much of Chloe's voice is in it.

 Anonymous (995d) 2261

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They're going to be the first to release it, by the looks of it. But I'm sure it'll start popping up on numerous other sites as well as youtube soon after.

 IchiTheKiller !3XEZrAveNs 2262

File: 1363181182253_132786295423.jpg (60.43 KB, 960x640)

Good to know. I plan on staying up for it, but my PS3 won't play certain flash videos so I might end up having to watch it on youtube.

 Sexy-Pretty-Gurl!!CFXJeNQ26E 2263

File: 1363181469621_time_to_sleep2.jpg (60.39 KB, 687x482)

Im waiting for the trailer but i cant stay that long.
anyway i need my beauty sleep now.
see yah later guys!

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2264

File: 1363182224538.jpg (78.13 KB, 828x544)

If my tie zone converting skills aren't wrong the trailer will be up in ~2h 15m right?


 Anonymous (207d) 2265

Is there a link to the countdown or timer on MTV?

Or is there no page for the Kick-Ass 2 trailer yet? I couldn't find it in my 2 second attention span on MTV horrible website.

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2266

I didn't look for it but here
it says
Check back with us at 12 p.m. ET for a full look at the trailer!

 Anonymous (207d) 2267


According to http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/converter.html 12 pm ET is in 3 hours

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2268

File: 1363183420946.jpg (21.82 KB, 363x461)

That's what I though [at first] too (3 hours not 2)

 IchiTheKiller !3XEZrAveNs 2269

That's wrong. It's 10am right now, so in 2 hours is when they'll be showing it.

 Anonymous (207d) 2270

Time zones combined with daylight saving time is a bitch I will never be friends with :(

Much easier to understand a countdown timer :)

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2271

File: 1363183789934_24.jpg (73.91 KB, 514x550)

I feel the same way


 IchiTheKiller !3XEZrAveNs 2272

File: 1363183927926_132846525617.jpg (113.06 KB, 752x1063)

We just moved our clocks ahead an hour this past sunday so it would be 3 hours if the trailer was premiering last tuesday, but trust me, it's less than 2 hours away.

 Anonymous (207d) 2273

Reading up on ET vs EST just made me alot more confused.

EST = Eastern Standard Time
EDT = Eastern Daylight Savings Time
ET = Eastern Time (not specifying whether it is Daylight Savings Time or not)

So when they type 12 pm ET, we have to figure out the daylight saving time in our own timezone vs their time zone ourselves, which is giving the confusion wether its in 2 hours or 3 hours.

Make a countdown next time, MTV :)

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2274

File: 1363184128961_guess_what_new_chloe_tweet.jpg (46.5 KB, 393x344)

 IchiTheKiller !3XEZrAveNs 2275

File: 1363184245934_asian_hit_girl_by_molybdenumgp03-d2z9aab.jpg (188.51 KB, 787x1016)

They also said New York time some where which it's 10:15am right now.

 Razor!HF52DJc9RE 2276

File: 1363184396272_chloe-moretz-lax-holidays-02.jpg (241.71 KB, 906x1222)

some of those pics were pretty sad

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2277

File: 1363184458740_132706371445.jpg (56.55 KB, 397x479)

indeed. but the less you have the more you cherish it

 Drew!!5delXN.1Cw 2278

File: 1363184531010_13270637143414.jpg (135.73 KB, 454x499)

It's really not that hard, google time zone converter or just find a chart that says the different time zones.

What happened to the tumblr drama yesterday? did she make another tumblr or something?

 KissMyBass (8764) 2279

File: 1363184532877_ilikeyou.jpg (26.33 KB, 499x515)

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2280

File: 1363184747449_fucking_timezones.jpg (21.1 KB, 511x202)

at least we're not the only ones …

 Sir Cornelius!rbpA0gzy4Y 2281

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 IchiTheKiller !3XEZrAveNs 2282

File: 1363185220081.jpg (126.68 KB, 500x689)

 Sir Cornelius!rbpA0gzy4Y 2283

File: 1363185504502_2.jpg (1.48 MB, 5616x3744)

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2284

File: 1363185571102.jpg (23 KB, 481x474)

Greetings. Is your body ready for the kick-ass 2 trailer?

 Anonymous (207d) 2285

Well, I did in >>2267 and it lied to me as it didn't take into account the daylight time saving that has just occurred.

 Sir Cornelius!rbpA0gzy4Y 2286

File: 1363185896012_3.jpg (219.48 KB, 1600x1066)

Am all set.

 Sir Cornelius!rbpA0gzy4Y 2287

File: 1363186312908_3.jpg (776.6 KB, 2160x3150)

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 2288

File: 1363186686424_dinnyeeeeee.jpg (129.28 KB, 500x578)

Niggers kidnapped her?

 Razor!HF52DJc9RE 2289

File: 1363186826834_DobleIsabelleIII.png (1.9 MB, 1600x1066)

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 2290

File: 1363186901170_lovely_pic.jpg (498.34 KB, 752x1102)

i want the trailer
i need the trailer

where to watch the trailer?

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 2291

File: 1363186939461_Nice.jpg (64.12 KB, 360x358)

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 2292

File: 1363187012434_saycheese.jpg (83.84 KB, 600x900)



 Night Creeper (0169) 2293

File: 1363187247432.jpg (632.05 KB, 900x1350)

I bet Chloë would be FREAKING SEXY in KA2 trailer

 Sir Cornelius!rbpA0gzy4Y 2294

File: 1363187360331_6.jpg (496.69 KB, 648x864)

I have booked the seat which happens to be between them, watching Kick-Ass 2 trailer have never been better.

 Drew!!5delXN.1Cw 2295

File: 1363187466970.jpg (41.35 KB, 856x600)

tfw the guy who uploaded the mash-up Chloe posted on insta has used a Chloe pic for one of his earlier mash-ups

 Sir Cornelius!rbpA0gzy4Y 2296

File: 1363187562401_1.jpg (90.34 KB, 450x594)

 IchiTheKiller !3XEZrAveNs 2297

File: 1363187938408.jpg (49.57 KB, 720x540)

 Night Creeper (0169) 2298

Gief me trailer!

 Sir Cornelius!rbpA0gzy4Y 2299

File: 1363188076960_7.jpg (1.4 MB, 2400x3600)

 Calc !ukn9NKc/7Y 2300

File: 1363188087630_fdfdsfd.gif (5.63 MB, 600x337)

Not yet, you got to be ready, got to prepare

 Drew!!5delXN.1Cw 2301

File: 1363188103046_.png (191.12 KB, 305x291)

aaand apparently she likes moombahton and trap

 Night Creeper (0169) 2302

File: 1363188155239_Chloe_-_Solve_Sundsbo_For_New_York_Times_-_2010.png (148.58 KB, 445x500)

 Razor!HF52DJc9RE 2303

File: 1363188191420_tumblr_m3zkz6Imst1rvrfgso1_500.png (330.43 KB, 500x471)

the trailer is only on MTV? because from my country i can't watch any video from the MTV page

 Calc !ukn9NKc/7Y 2304

File: 1363188335791_ibeCVhupSNMiNg.gif (2 MB, 377x490)

Don't worry, will be instantly ripped I'm sure.

 Sir Cornelius!rbpA0gzy4Y 2305

File: 1363188737879_Party_Time.gif (721.98 KB, 320x240)

Come on, I'm so anxious.

 Lili Rocheforthson!!eGMakPsOug 2306

File: 1363188737921_kissy_time.jpg (23.58 KB, 624x203)

about 30 minutes left!!!!

 Cracker (8958) 2307

File: 1363188777826_alien_.jpg (968.6 KB, 1500x1553)

Hello er'body.

 IchiTheKiller !3XEZrAveNs 2308

File: 1363188874660.jpg (111.44 KB, 900x695)

 Lili Rocheforthson!!eGMakPsOug 2309

File: 1363188917535_New_tweet.jpg (44.26 KB, 502x329)

Make that less than 30!!!!

 Sir Cornelius!rbpA0gzy4Y 2310

File: 1363188937461_3.jpg (243.51 KB, 728x1010)

Hello there. Nice picture btw

 KissMyBass (8764) 2311

File: 1363189030965_587587876.jpg (24.17 KB, 264x400)

less 30

 IchiTheKiller !3XEZrAveNs 2312

File: 1363189076761.jpg (180.45 KB, 608x810)

 Cracker (8958) 2313

File: 1363189117104_KA2_set.jpg (95.22 KB, 630x544)


>Also, get ready for some hot scenes between her and Taylor Johnson.

 Cracker (8958) 2314




 Sir Cornelius!rbpA0gzy4Y 2315

File: 1363189219968_6.jpg (627.25 KB, 2043x3000)

Going to miss Nicolas Cage in Kick-Ass 2.

 Cracker (8958) 2316

File: 1363189249807_057.jpg (26.21 KB, 209x191)




 Calc !ukn9NKc/7Y 2317

File: 1363189374422_343.jpg (12.15 KB, 244x198)

Can almost smell it now

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 2318

File: 1363189418713_12345.jpg (71.54 KB, 612x612)

i just realized i could drag my brother to all chloe movies whether he likes it or not.

feels relieving man.

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 2319

File: 1363189472569_excellent.png (183.04 KB, 444x339)

 Cracker (8958) 2320

File: 1363189489614.jpg (127.72 KB, 478x687)

Holy fuck, I'm excited!

 Night Creeper (0169) 2321

File: 1363189558047.jpg (422.55 KB, 1155x1419)

> forgot she's 15
> some hot scenes
> hot scenes
> hot


 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 2322

File: 1363189607100_dem_hands.jpg (18.65 KB, 270x480)


>believes thats real

the late lili made that.


 Sir Cornelius!rbpA0gzy4Y 2324

File: 1363189621233_4.jpg (1.19 MB, 2848x4273)

You teach him about the Chlomo life.

 Calc !ukn9NKc/7Y 2325

That shit is fake mang, way too many characters for twitter lol

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 2326

File: 1363189707050.png (142.22 KB, 288x291)


no thanks. the way he even found out about all of this wasn't the greatest. but at least i can see all chloe movies now, hence the relief.

 Calc !ukn9NKc/7Y 2327

File: 1363189741782.jpg (110.64 KB, 732x684)

I wasn't responding to the photo you bellend. Terrible fake on all counts if it's trying to actually trick anyone.

 Lili Rocheforthson!!eGMakPsOug 2328

File: 1363189920861_BFP0pV9CQAAu18c.jpg (12.04 KB, 150x200)

less than 10 minutes now!!!

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 2329

File: 1363189951831_le_mildly_disgruntled_face2.0.jpg (34 KB, 454x439)


oh hush up you mormon.

 Night Creeper (0169) 2330

What page it shows up?

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 2331

File: 1363190005643_pie.jpg (119.93 KB, 400x320)


neat, a wild lili appears.

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 2332

File: 1363190174312_derp.jpg (41.99 KB, 438x360)

what site is showing it?

 Sir Cornelius!rbpA0gzy4Y 2333

File: 1363190187545_3.jpg (1.17 MB, 2530x3000)

I am refreshing the page continuously just so to make sure the trailer had been released.

 liftamulti!STwwdT3nbk 2334

File: 1363190192496.jpg (31.09 KB, 395x594)

I'm patiently waiting.

 KissMyBass (8764) 2335


 Lilith Rocheforthson!!eGMakPsOug 2336

File: 1363190320003_hurrr.jpg (13.3 KB, 173x189)


 Sir Cornelius!rbpA0gzy4Y 2337

File: 1363190321195_5.jpg (366.42 KB, 3000x2033)

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 2338

File: 1363190337211_clajzy18.jpg (83.98 KB, 357x369)

>mfw I won't gonna watch it

 Mastër Bëan!QMOd.BeanU 2339

File: 1363190343838.gif (103.77 KB, 437x430)

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2340

File: 1363190356563.gif (1.85 MB, 400x256)

back in the nick of time

 Night Creeper (0169) 2341

File: 1363190423000_4ad0eb.gif (991.22 KB, 280x163)

Oh boy

 Calc !ukn9NKc/7Y 2342

File: 1363190431058_trevoorbrowse.gif (9.96 MB, 450x250)

 Anonymous (11b7) 2343

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2344

File: 1363190496345_132706348415.jpg (22.37 KB, 401x292)

with a little tweaking that could be a great banner

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 2345



 Calc !ukn9NKc/7Y 2346


 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 2347

File: 1363190598823_hahaha38.jpg (108.22 KB, 436x569)

 AsianG'!FvX2LYQC2c 2348

Please… someone upload.

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2349

File: 1363190695663.jpg (198.49 KB, 1326x704)

Chloë in spandex

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 2350

are you fucking kidding me?!?!?!!?

i fucking hate everything right now

 liftamulti!STwwdT3nbk 2351

File: 1363190748760.gif (1.46 MB, 338x300)


That gave me the most amazing feels.

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 2352

File: 1363190754408_smile2.jpg (55.57 KB, 316x604)

Half an hour and you can watch it as many times as you want

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 2353

i want to kill myself


 Cracker (8958) 2354

File: 1363190794803.jpg (28.01 KB, 291x285)


That was fucking awesome!

"Game on cocksuckers!"

 Night Creeper (0169) 2355

File: 1363190804350_oh_boy.jpg (155.48 KB, 1386x597)


 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 2356

File: 1363190833055_rage.jpg (57.72 KB, 442x500)




 Razor!HF52DJc9RE 2357

File: 1363190842207_tumblr_m40sfoGVnM1r6mc1ho9_1280.jpg (133.5 KB, 1273x707)

this is the first time i could watch a video on MTV site, FUCKIN AWESOME.

 Night Creeper (0169) 2358

File: 1363190867329_oh_boy.jpg (155.48 KB, 1386x597)

hahahah oh boy, hold on, i'm trying to rip and upload for ya bro

 KissMyBass (8764) 2359

I'm in love

 Sir Cornelius!rbpA0gzy4Y 2360

File: 1363190896709_Lunacy.jpg (14.75 KB, 390x293)

Too much Faboost scenes.

 Lilith Rocheforthson!!eGMakPsOug 2361

File: 1363190909891_shhh....jpg (8.35 KB, 157x176)

now I need to download this!!

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 2362

File: 1363190961635.jpg (35.87 KB, 469x428)


THANK YOU!!!!!!!

fuck i hate canada and MTV america

there faces when….

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 2363

File: 1363190963461_hahaha33.jpg (151.47 KB, 400x600)

Look at Aaron's surgical wound on his lap


i personally thought the "game on" line was delivered badly, hope it grows on me :/

 liftamulti!STwwdT3nbk 2365

File: 1363191013758.gif (1.68 MB, 325x299)

I've already watched it three times.

The final scene on the van is like hhhhnnnnnnngggggggggggggggg.

Take your tampon out dave.

 Lilith Rocheforthson!!eGMakPsOug 2366

File: 1363191052414_ohgoshyes.jpg (20.58 KB, 285x258)

ME 2!!!!!!!

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2367

File: 1363191083247_dreaming_of_aaron.jpg (81.69 KB, 1772x789)

her body is ready

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 2368

File: 1363191115951_game_over_man.jpg (14.31 KB, 364x274)

anhero time.

 Sir Cornelius!rbpA0gzy4Y 2369

File: 1363191131442_7.jpg (982.89 KB, 2400x3600)

He is sure buffed up this time.

 Ol' Hickory !XBurrFBZLA 2370

File: 1363191133333_sad.jpg (81.87 KB, 634x698)

Hurts.. Hurts so much.

 KissMyBass (8764) 2371

jizzus christ

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 2372

File: 1363191151451_omg2.jpg (76.09 KB, 398x600)

What? You are going to die?

 Night Creeper (0169) 2373

File: 1363191170148_mader_fucker.jpg (88.84 KB, 781x578)


> meanwhile
Damit, I can't rip it… Someone Rip it!

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 2374

File: 1363191170624_1_2.jpg (143.39 KB, 533x800)



 Lilith Rocheforthson!!eGMakPsOug 2375

File: 1363191199920_aaronis_ready.jpg (31.84 KB, 394x386)

>dreaming of Aaron

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 2376

File: 1363191220201_oh_yeaaaah5.jpg (19.69 KB, 342x357)

 Mastër Bëan!QMOd.BeanU 2377

File: 1363191228540.png (103.54 KB, 319x302)

>mfw UK

 Sir Cornelius!rbpA0gzy4Y 2378

File: 1363191250458_1.jpg (722.17 KB, 1997x3000)

Watched the trailer, now time for a shower.

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 2379

File: 1363191310961_porn2.jpg (96.17 KB, 900x506)


 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2380

Had no problem with it. What bothered me was the fact that she's pouting a lot
plus that budget seems to have taken its toll (that finale :( )

 Sir Cornelius!rbpA0gzy4Y 2381

File: 1363191396323_4.jpg (57.4 KB, 594x395)

>Mfw not available in Canada and UK.
>But available in Angola.

 AsianG'!FvX2LYQC2c 2382

Please. Someone use Jdownloader and download this.,

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 2383

File: 1363191439661_omg6.jpg (37.14 KB, 350x285)


 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 2384

File: 1363191499864_boo.jpg (62.56 KB, 612x612)

so you are telling me i have to go to work for 8 hours having not seen the trailer? oh fucking holy moses

 Drew!!5delXN.1Cw 2385

File: 1363191529246.jpg (222.05 KB, 720x1073)

just use Firefox's add-on "Media Hint", and dat greenscreen'd scene on top of the van at the end lol. Apart from that scene, I'm pretty excited now

 Calc !ukn9NKc/7Y 2386

File: 1363191585677_efdfd.gif (4.21 MB, 700x286)

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 2387


>implying im clicking on that and spoiling everything

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2388

 IchiTheKiller !3XEZrAveNs 2389

File: 1363191656213_132765242398.jpg (98.38 KB, 604x453)

I didn't get to see it becuz my Atari2600 only plays flash 7.0
I'll just patiently wait for it to be uploaded and try not to an hero in the meantime…

 KissMyBass (8764) 2390

Millar tweet that the trailer is here too http://www.film.com/movies/kick-ass-2-trailer

 Night Creeper (0169) 2391

File: 1363191868916_mader_fucker.jpg (88.84 KB, 781x578)

 Calc !ukn9NKc/7Y 2392

File: 1363191875704_chlo.gif (1.83 MB, 800x333)

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 2393

File: 1363191894459_thumbs3.jpg (1.08 MB, 2094x3144)


i owe you both my existence.


 Night Creeper (0169) 2394


 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2395

File: 1363191956842_132706371467.gif (1.2 MB, 280x221)

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2396

File: 1363192089750_Clipboard03.jpg (38.2 KB, 915x371)

I like this shot of hit-girl

 Lilith Rocheforthson!!eGMakPsOug 2397

File: 1363192102553_u_know_why.jpg (25.68 KB, 621x221)

awesome gifs are awesome
but u should make 1 with Aaron

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2398

File: 1363192165774_Clipboard04.jpg (43.03 KB, 885x803)

and this one

 KissMyBass (8764) 2399

anyone blame me if i said that Chloe is soooo fucking hot in this movie? :P

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2400

File: 1363192217617_Clipboard05.jpg (92.84 KB, 1582x804)

but not this
stop with the fucking pouting

 Lilith Rocheforthson!!eGMakPsOug 2401

File: 1363192218377_yeah.gif (7.16 MB, 450x640)


 Not that my excitement... Minner Burris (0969) 2402

… out preformed my dignity.

But I downloaded it four times from different locations before I realized the clips were all the same

 liftamulti!STwwdT3nbk 2403

File: 1363192252351.gif (602.91 KB, 186x179)

Can someone make a gif of the cartwheel on the van?

That would be wonderful.

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2404

File: 1363192263869_lesbians_make_chloe_sad.jpg (92.96 KB, 1713x796)

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2405

File: 1363192297488_hot_steamy_sex.jpg (103.52 KB, 1505x801)

 Calc !ukn9NKc/7Y 2406

Jim Carrey really seems perfect in the role. A bit of cheese in the trailer here and there, the greenscreen scene didn't look that hot either but all things considered : It still looked great and I am more hyped than ever.

 IchiTheKiller !3XEZrAveNs 2407

File: 1363192322516.jpg (169.46 KB, 1146x1284)

Sweet Deliverence! Thank you Night Creeper! I go watch it now.


they better have her hit-girl finale killing spree in this

 Lilith Rocheforthson!!eGMakPsOug 2409

File: 1363192400200_White_Carrie.jpg (18.85 KB, 232x194)

That Chloë
but you gotta admit, its kinda cute!

 Night Creeper (0169) 2410

File: 1363192413700.png (631.05 KB, 730x538)

 AsianG'!FvX2LYQC2c 2411

File: 1363192424921_uiy.png (1.76 MB, 1459x802)

I liked Carrie.

 (202432 continued) Minner Burris (0969) 2412

But I haven't done anything 4 times in a row since I was 16.

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2413

looks a lot like younger hit-girl here
me likes

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2414

File: 1363192476594_Clipboard06.jpg (52.59 KB, 948x804)

forgot pic due to excitement

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2415

File: 1363192493592_mean_girls_3.jpg (59.29 KB, 771x804)


 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2416

File: 1363192699906.jpg (62.78 KB, 578x590)

they didn't even told Chloë they were shooting that day, they just told her to come to set in her regiular outfit

 Razor!HF52DJc9RE 2417

File: 1363192721304_hit-girl.jpg (245.46 KB, 1024x1398)

I wonder if it will be as explicit as the comic or they will take out some things like the first movie

 Lilith Rocheforthson!!eGMakPsOug 2418

File: 1363192795141_gray.jpg (47.23 KB, 497x434)

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2419

they took out the rape and dog head scenes

 Calc !ukn9NKc/7Y 2420

they already confirmed a few things being taken out. Like the obvious one.

 Razor!HF52DJc9RE 2421

File: 1363192906092_CMoretz_Halloween_Oct_31_2012_13.jpg (689.61 KB, 2400x3600)

they use both comic books right? the hit girl and kick ass

 AsianG'!FvX2LYQC2c 2422

File: 1363192907520_poli.png (378.13 KB, 1149x530)

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2423

Yeap. The first part of the movie is said to be the hit-girl comics

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2424

trailer is on the front page (in case some still haven't seen it yet and downloading the full one takes too much)

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 2425

Posting from my tablet so, no pics. I just had to chime in and say that trailer is glorious. The movie looks great. I watched it like five times while eating breakfast. The wait for August is now going to be brutal.

 Night Creeper (0169) 2426

File: 1363193156768_mean_girls_3.jpg (59.29 KB, 771x804)

You so FRESH to death and sick as caa-a cancer!

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 2427

File: 1363193196982_hahaha31.jpg (14.01 KB, 254x236)

What a face

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2428

File: 1363193261951_Clipboard10.jpg (70.13 KB, 1720x806)

that training scene will be the death of meh

 Mastër Bëan!QMOd.BeanU 2429


 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2430

File: 1363193366642_tumblr_mjly52NXqI1qh9nffo2_500.gif (959.51 KB, 500x207)

so much duckface

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 2431

File: 1363193369011_omg9.jpg (108.56 KB, 720x960)

63 visitors

 IchiTheKiller !3XEZrAveNs 2432

File: 1363193378394.jpg (642.1 KB, 1573x2119)

Awwwwww shiiiitt! That trailer fucking rocked!!!
I practically have tears streaming down my face. August cannot come soon enough.

 AsianG'!FvX2LYQC2c 2433

File: 1363193400410_oip.png (244.43 KB, 622x422)

His body is ready

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 2434

File: 1363193428569_quack-quack_1355011010.jpg (69.86 KB, 358x512)

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2435

File: 1363193472630_Clipboard11.jpg (86.47 KB, 1734x798)

don't make her angry

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 2436

File: 1363193496881_scary_nick.jpg (19.52 KB, 213x235)

Ron Jeremy impersonation?

 Calc !ukn9NKc/7Y 2437

File: 1363193560030_chloe.gif (689.7 KB, 302x345)

 Calc !ukn9NKc/7Y 2438

File: 1363193566491_hitgirl4.gif (1.77 MB, 700x290)

 Calc !ukn9NKc/7Y 2439

File: 1363193571952_chloe2.gif (6.05 MB, 500x208)

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2440

File: 1363193592349_big_daddy_has_a_big_boner.jpg (69.37 KB, 1276x790)

 Sir Cornelius!rbpA0gzy4Y 2441

File: 1363193622891_2.jpg (81.85 KB, 399x600)

>Dat refreshing shower.
Lord have mercy.
Thank you Night Creeper.

 Night Creeper (0169) 2442

Freaking awesome

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 2443

File: 1363193644031_omg4.jpg (25.8 KB, 502x471)


 Razor!HF52DJc9RE 2444

File: 1363193760881_Hit_Girl.gif (545.89 KB, 320x240)

 Anonymous (11b7) 2445

 Night Creeper (0169) 2446

File: 1363193776091_dropbox_died.png (196.7 KB, 621x521)

lol guys, my dropbox link suspended due to high traffic.
Need reupload?

 KissMyBass (8764) 2447

 You can leave your hat on Minner Burris (0969) 2448

File: 1363193875125_chloe_changes.jpg (836.26 KB, 2940x2250)

I'm going to have to drive 5 hours North up the I- 5 to WA state to watch this trailer.


File: 1363193899840_yesss.jpg (44.33 KB, 286x310)



Excited as fuck. I'm just a little worried 'cause I think they've shown us too much. The trailer is long and it shows a lot of moments that, if you've read the comic, you know that are important moments and maybe some spoilers.

I hope the film will surprise us with much more then was shown in that trailer.


>dat voice

Amazing. Simply amazing! Also, I posted the official poster in the official thread. Check it out.

 Mastër Bëan!QMOd.BeanU 2450

>banned for excessive traffic

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2451

 Night Creeper (0169) 2452

File: 1363193975530.png (243.27 KB, 1280x798)


 KissMyBass (8764) 2453

File: 1363194002138_Chlobrofist.jpg (113.62 KB, 479x392)

Jim Carrey wins without reserve.And Chloe….dear god,she's so * **!!!!!!!!



Fix'd. I'm mistyping everything. I'm too excited.

 Say Minner Burris (0969) 2455

File: 1363194021226_Good_Night_Mother.jpg (54.13 KB, 473x539)

Good night Mother

 Night Creeper (0169) 2456

It's ok, brah. It's temp for public links only.

 Sir Cornelius!rbpA0gzy4Y 2457

File: 1363194082690_6.jpg (156.11 KB, 800x1200)

Thank god that I already downloaded it.

 Night Creeper (0169) 2458

File: 1363194119887_o_o.png (19.25 KB, 661x523)

 KissMyBass (8764) 2459

and Mintz-Plasse seems a great Motherfucker :D


File: 1363194239715_serie.png (116.9 KB, 295x292)

I said JIM CARREY WAS FUCKING AWESOME. You know, you could've just read that again.

 Night Creeper (0169) 2461

Didn't saw him in trailer. Need to rewatch.

 Calc !ukn9NKc/7Y 2462

 Night Creeper (0169) 2463

Fuck, I shoul've riped 1080p version.

 Sir Cornelius!rbpA0gzy4Y 2464

File: 1363194394521_4.jpg (319.2 KB, 817x1222)

No worries, I told Royce to upload it in Vimeo, just might take a while.


is that 1080p?

 Night Creeper (0169) 2466

No, 720p
> 919530a6c3.720.mp4 (34.4 MB)
> .720.mp4
Gord, gord, very gord.

 Mastër Bëan!QMOd.BeanU 2467

File: 1363194458108.png (103.54 KB, 319x302)

>you will never get beaten up by Chloë/HG

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2468

File: 1363194524431_Kick-Ass-2-4.jpg (278.62 KB, 2000x1331)

hit me Chloë hit me
crush me between your thighs

 Night Creeper (0169) 2469

File: 1363194583515_oh_boy.jpg (155.48 KB, 1386x597)

> tfw you'll never streap privatley for Chloë

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 2470

File: 1363194604161_hurrrrr6.jpg (68.48 KB, 450x614)



File: 1363194640761_dark_smoke.jpg (51.08 KB, 535x642)

What an attwhore!

 Night Creeper (0169) 2472

File: 1363194641974_oh_boy.jpg (155.48 KB, 1386x597)


 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2473

File: 1363194703651.gif (2.69 MB, 309x303)

maximum irony coming from you

 Anonymous (6145) 2474

Her arms are almost as thick as her legs.


File: 1363194863689_Hilarious.jpg (90.16 KB, 385x417)

Just like your post was maximum irony coming from a guy who bitches about everything I say and then posts something almost identical to what I've said a few weeks ago and got that reaction coming from you.

Hypocrite much, huh?

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2476

File: 1363194943752.jpg (113.43 KB, 557x370)

difference being I do this rarely while you do it often
so quit your bitching, I'm not here to argue

 Night Creeper (0169) 2477

File: 1363194977780_sweat_aaron.jpg (86.04 KB, 726x595)

lol, mad skillz

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2478

File: 1363195046847.jpg (34.65 KB, 246x244)

Captain Kick-Ass

 Anonymous (11b7) 2479

File: 1363195061721_Kick-Ass-2-4_1.jpg (429.26 KB, 2000x1331)

 Sir Cornelius!rbpA0gzy4Y 2480

File: 1363195169847_5.jpg (1.06 MB, 2012x3200)

 Ol' Hickory !XBurrFBZLA 2481

File: 1363195233744_b30721d25c2b11e180c9123138016265_7.jpg (91.78 KB, 612x612)

That's where I'd be looking.

 Night Creeper (0169) 2482

Looking for cameltoe? :3

 Zoun Yubari!dFxW955iE6 2483

File: 1363195307893.jpg (17.48 KB, 414x477)

Hey everyone!!
The trailer is freaking awesome!!!

 Ol' Hickory !XBurrFBZLA 2484

File: 1363195380659_bra.jpg (790.05 KB, 2048x1363)

I have zero shame.
I'd walk right up to her and stare down her bra.

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2485

File: 1363195381681_138074395578.jpg (17.56 KB, 359x398)

he's dodging Chloë's pussy like he's in the matrix
dave confirmed for faggot

 Sir Cornelius!rbpA0gzy4Y 2486

File: 1363195412928_1.jpg (174.52 KB, 564x752)

Hello Zoun, it's awesome.

 Zoun Yubari!dFxW955iE6 2487

File: 1363195636411_kick-ass-2-still.jpg (64.57 KB, 615x375)

 Night Creeper (0169) 2488

At first daddy's boner , now pussy.

What is wrong with you guys, lol.

 Sir Cornelius!rbpA0gzy4Y 2489

File: 1363195744833_6.jpg (50.7 KB, 396x594)

Honestly, I liked her old outfit in Kick-Ass.

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2490

File: 1363195755611.jpg (20.25 KB, 209x271)

We didn't make the movie

 Ol' Hickory !XBurrFBZLA 2491

File: 1363195850408.gif (995.37 KB, 500x250)

Does nudity make you uncomfortable?

 Night Creeper (0169) 2492

File: 1363195867461.jpg (102.15 KB, 640x427)

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2493

File: 1363195975187.jpg (34.82 KB, 300x393)

I'm worried that this might be too campy. Comedy is good but it's the dramatic moments that made the first one stick out.

Also, some of the lines are kind of meh, especially the "my daddy made me promise I'll never stop defending this city" one

 Zoun Yubari!dFxW955iE6 2494

File: 1363196030615_Im.gif (318.55 KB, 158x160)

The first pics of her new costume scared me, but finally I think it looks pretty good in the trailer.

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2495

File: 1363196119354_Kick-Ass-2-3.jpg (212.55 KB, 2000x903)

they did a really good job with carrey, it was a smart move getting him

 KissMyBass (8764) 2496

i agree with your worries,the movie seems too much funny fromthe trailer. And the comic is funny,but not "too funny".

 Night Creeper (0169) 2497

File: 1363196237569_117.jpg (17.28 KB, 114x151)

Is this carrey? OH BOOOYYY, IS THAT HIM?

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2498

Yeap. This will probably be one of his best roles

 Sir Cornelius!rbpA0gzy4Y 2499

File: 1363196323623_7.jpg (1.4 MB, 2400x3600)

>Kick-Ass 2 trailer.
>Needs account in order to download.
>It's free, so don't be lazy to create one if you don't have one.

 KissMyBass (8764) 2500

and my second preoccupation it's that an actor like Carrey can Eat all other actors.

 Zoun Yubari!dFxW955iE6 2501

File: 1363196377448_aaron-taylor-johnson-jim-carrey-kick-ass-2-set-21.jpg (296.58 KB, 953x1222)

That what I think too

 Zoun Yubari!dFxW955iE6 2502


 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2503

File: 1363196458143.jpg (14.23 KB, 284x318)

 Night Creeper (0169) 2504

File: 1363196674369_not_available_in_uk.png (48.42 KB, 976x595)

Dat rage, still gets me. :D

 Sir Cornelius!rbpA0gzy4Y 2505

File: 1363196774692_6.jpg (1.54 MB, 3168x4752)

Or get it there.

 Zoun Yubari!dFxW955iE6 2506

File: 1363196877744_136156940752.png (23.52 KB, 100x120)

Did he finally got to see it ?
I can't see it here either, so i went on Youtube

 KissMyBass (8764) 2507

Lol,after the trailer I want return to training,but my leg still broken :(((

 Mastër Bëan!QMOd.BeanU 2508

>earl in charge of not being 12

 Lilith Rocheforthson!!eGMakPsOug 2509

File: 1363197083061_iiiiiiiiii.gif (949.87 KB, 450x230)

 Sir Cornelius!rbpA0gzy4Y 2510

File: 1363197279171_6.jpg (425.33 KB, 764x1080)

The only thing that I didn't understand in Kick-Ass:
>Dat yellow smoke grenade in her left side in the vest.
She could have provided a smoke screen cover during the time she tries to save Big Daddy, or when she was trapped in the kitchen.

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2511

File: 1363197297771_hot_steamy_sex.jpg (103.52 KB, 1505x801)

and this is why Chloë decided to start training aaron

 KissMyBass (8764) 2512

I just hope there is not a love story between Dave and Mindy in the movie…….


File: 1363197481213_Hit_anime.jpg (78.21 KB, 900x450)

You are always here to argue. That was the point of my post.

Who cares? That's exactly what Chloë did in the first film and that was still good. And I don't think Jim will do that. His role is not even that big, at least if they follow the comics.

>not recognizing Master Carrey

I thought those pics were bad but she would look better in the movie, but I was wrong. She still looks weird.

There will be.

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2514

File: 1363197488755_ibvtB6bEWYVAhz.gif (9.05 MB, 573x512)

I hope there is

 Night Creeper (0169) 2515

File: 1363197547890_mader_fucker.jpg (88.84 KB, 781x578)

If Dave with Mindy, than who dig MotherFucker?

 KissMyBass (8764) 2516

would be stupid and useless.

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2517

File: 1363197637139_13157783404281.jpg (74.28 KB, 643x671)

Mother Russia ofc
she's gonna use him as her favorite dildo

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 2518

File: 1363197664926_oh_boy_nagy_ikon.jpg (80.34 KB, 441x423)

>a girl
>in a kitchen
She'll get used to it

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2519

File: 1363197728404.jpg (33.17 KB, 377x367)

It wouldn't be that stupid. She sort of had a crush on him in the first one. Now that her daddy is gone she will need another man in her life, and I think dave will be him.


File: 1363197735640_257druh.jpg (14.22 KB, 604x453)

>stupid and useless

So was Dave banging Katie in the first film. So was the jet-pack. They always come up with some stupid and useless shit when they could just have followed the comics.

 Lilith Rocheforthson!!eGMakPsOug 2521

File: 1363197742831.jpg (14.37 KB, 288x294)

I hope that's the scene where Kick Ass finally kickstaps Hit Girl's ass

 Sir Cornelius!rbpA0gzy4Y 2522

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Kick-Ass 2 trailer in Vimeo:

 Anonymous (f855) 2523

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need the original


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That was the most unrealistic moment in that movie. If that was irl, she would've cooked them some pancakes and become their loli slave.

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2525

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 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 2526

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Taking my comment to a new level


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Flamethrower & Cocaine >>> Jet Pack

 Ol' Hickory !XBurrFBZLA 2528

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Take your shirt off honey, I need to have a listen to your heart.

 KissMyBass (8764) 2529

she have another father figure in the comic **Marcus°°

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 2530

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That's so realistic

 KissMyBass (8764) 2531

i know…and we wanna talk about tht fucking bazooka???

 Cracker (8958) 2532

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 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2533

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take my temperature NOW

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 2534

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 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 2535

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Someone really want that thermometer up his ass


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Ms. Nurse, I have this weird condition that I'd like you to check. Every time I talk to you I got an extra bone. Could you make my bone feel better?

 Anonymous (f855) 2537

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Got it.

 Sir Cornelius!rbpA0gzy4Y 2538

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 KissMyBass (8764) 2539

and the fact that "Dave loves Kati" it's another point for see a love story between Dave and Mindy stupid and useless.


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Here, son. I think you know the procedure.

 Sir Cornelius!rbpA0gzy4Y 2541

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>Mfw I just realized that today is my sister's birthday and just saw my house swarming with girls.

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 2542

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The new Pope has been chosen

 Cracker (8958) 2543

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You don't know what happens to Katie, do you? Millar said the rape scene won't be in the movie (what a shame), but I still think she's going to die. At least it would be great if that happened.

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2545

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 Night Creeper (0169) 2546

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 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2547

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if that's how you like it that's your problem

 AsianG'!FvX2LYQC2c 2548

It makes the most sense for them to have one. Plus those pictures we saw.

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 2549

File: 1363198629163_quack.jpg (70.12 KB, 604x604)

Darkwing Chlo

 KissMyBass (8764) 2550

we have all see Katie in "bat-girl" uniform…..i don't think she die.

 Sir Cornelius!rbpA0gzy4Y 2551

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 !No.7//JDvE 2552

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Kids, drugs are bad, but downloading the KA2 trailer in the highest HD quality is good, mmmkay.


 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2553

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Dude what?


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AAAAH STOP. His voice is echoing in my mind.

 Lilith Rocheforthson!!eGMakPsOug 2555

File: 1363198851104_iiiiiiiiii.gif (949.87 KB, 450x230)

 Night Creeper (0169) 2556

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You think Chloë lurk here right now?
I bet she is, and reads our posts for sure.
She must be curious what ppl think about trailer and she was waiting for release as we're to see\read ppl's reaction on it.

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2557

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or she could just use twitter

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 2558

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Hey Chloë, I didn't saw it!

 Sir Cornelius!rbpA0gzy4Y 2559

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>Tfw shaman turned out to be Cameron Fuller.


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>kick-ass 2 opening day
>some crazy guys dressed as superheroes starts shooting everybody in the theatres
>new Colorado shooting, this time somewhere else
>all the attention of the media goes to Kick-Ass 2
>all that same old debate about violent movies and videogames and teenagers
>interview with the cast all the time
>kick-ass 2 more exposed to the world

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2561

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 Night Creeper (0169) 2562

Gord, gord. Now, how's going to shoot?

 Sir Cornelius!rbpA0gzy4Y 2563

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>Kick-Ass 2 banned to the world.

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 2564

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File: 1363199428081_favorit.jpg (29.48 KB, 308x550)

>implying banned films are not the most attractive to the public

>implying the film would get banned just because of that

Instant cult classic.

 Sir Cornelius!rbpA0gzy4Y 2566

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>Implying that I said banned films are not the most attractive to the public.
>Implying that I said the film will get banned just because of this.

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2567

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I hope this will have as many action scenes as the fist … and more spic in scale. The whole fighting bandits in an alleyway is meh

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 2568

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>all those erotic fanfics coming
>all those hentais
>rule 34 everywhere
>she's now 16, so it's fine
>i don't have to feel guilty anymore
>i never felt guilty anyway so whatever

Now we wait.

Bye, bros. Time to play tf2. Amazing day for us chlobros. Amazing fucking day. We got an excellent trailer + Jim Carrey.

 Razor!HF52DJc9RE 2570

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Let me In is on cable right now, but the spanish dub sucks

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2571

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 KissMyBass (8764) 2572

the pic was posted on scifinow,probably during the re-shoot(i think). And yes,Katie wearing a "Bat uniform".

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 2573

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 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2574

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 Sir Cornelius!rbpA0gzy4Y 2575

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Good bye.

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2576

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this looks right out of the first movie

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2577

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cheap set is cheap

 Zoun Yubari!dFxW955iE6 2578

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 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 2579

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Even the scars are at the same location kinda

 KissMyBass (8764) 2580

yeah,is not Time Square :(

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2581

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Exactly. It might be a wink at the first movie

he should have brought his jetpack with gatling guns and mow them down

 Sir Cornelius!rbpA0gzy4Y 2582

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Kick-Ass looks bad ass in those Big Daddy armor.

 KissMyBass (8764) 2583

I feel that we cn't see innocent people die in the final battle :((

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 2584

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 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2585

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Oh yeah. Plus he went full on ninja on them

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2586

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I didn't expect it to be time square but at least some outdoor location

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2587

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Were there any in the comic? I don't remember any

 KissMyBass (8764) 2588

oh yeah,when the motherfucker's gang get in time square kill a lot of people.

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2589

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Guess I should start reading the comics again

 Sir Cornelius!rbpA0gzy4Y 2590

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I want to see all the blood and gore.

 KissMyBass (8764) 2591

me too,but i think we remain disappointed on that point.

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2592

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See carrie for that

 Zoun Yubari!dFxW955iE6 2593

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I hope not

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 2594

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 KissMyBass (8764) 2595

just think about all the gore in the 1° comic and compare it with the first movie…the movie was so soft.
And the sequel seems so "mainstream" for all this blood and gore.

 Sir Cornelius!rbpA0gzy4Y 2596

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I would imagine the scene, maybe it would be like that MW 2 mission where you kill everyone at the airport.

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2597

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You're right but the first one looked pretty campy and silly too, when you looked at the trailers.

 Sir Cornelius!rbpA0gzy4Y 2598

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I need to know about the soundtrack of the movie.

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2599

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ffs dude use the spoiler tag

 KissMyBass (8764) 2600

i feel that in this movie (compared to the comic) we cant see: time square mass murder,childs killed by the supervillains,the famous "dog head" scene,and,obviously,the rape scene (but this is not much important).I don't know,but if Mindy and Dave fell in love i don't know if igo to see the 3° chapter (of themovie series,the comic kick ass for real).

 Razor!HF52DJc9RE 2601

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is obvious that the first movie cannot be matched, and this one looks to me more like the typical hollywood action film than the first one

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2602

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Me too. There didn't seem to be any of it in the trailer but that's the last thing they'll probably do so it must be work in progress by now

 Zoun Yubari!dFxW955iE6 2603

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 KissMyBass (8764) 2604

yeah,but when i've see KA for first time,between the jetpack,the bazooka and other scenes my balls are dropped on the floor :P

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2605

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Go watch the trailer for the first one and tell me that didn't look like some stupid typical hollywood action movie

 !No.7//JDvE 2606

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 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2607

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Go watch the trailer for the first one and tell me that didn't look like some stupid typical hollywood action movie

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2608

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dat fag reaction

 KissMyBass (8764) 2609

yeah,but whit this trailer he second chapter seems much more like some stupid typical hollywood action movie

 !No.7//JDvE 2610

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he's checking out rainbow island

 Zoun Yubari!dFxW955iE6 2611

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 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2612

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the moments that made the first one great weren't in the trailer
it could be the same case here
but I agree that they seems to have taken a more traditional route here

 KissMyBass (8764) 2613

and jesus christ Chloe,keep your eyes open when you fight! -_-

 Sir Cornelius!rbpA0gzy4Y 2614

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It has been a great day to Chlobros, but sadly I have to go now, Good bye brothers.

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2615

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 Zoun Yubari!dFxW955iE6 2616

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There are more and more people joining us every night
Kinda the same on chlomo

 Zoun Yubari!dFxW955iE6 2617

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Bye bye!!

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2618

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saw that too but you won't notice it during the movie

 Citizen Bane!220DluHAws 2619

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Chloe looks magnificent as always and it looks like her combat skills have gotten a little more technically-proficient, which is awesome. I might have even seen a little Krav Maga in there at one point.

I'm really glad Aaron Taylor-Johnson didn't bulk for this movie and instead just toned himself…I had a bad feeling he was going to pack on a lot of muscle for this one but I thought it would just be goofy and unlike Kick-Ass. Touche for the toning, it's hard to do without gaining size as well. Then again, he does have professionals working with him.

Can't wait for it. I'm glad we saw more of her foul-mouth phrases, though I admit they almost hurt my ears at first!

 AsianG'!FvX2LYQC2c 2620

The trailer for the first one looked like a kid empowerment movie. It looked very lame.

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2621

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and just like on chlomo they dress in cheap gimp and superhero outfits

 Zoun Yubari!dFxW955iE6 2622

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 AsianG'!FvX2LYQC2c 2623

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That's just toned to you? :x

 Razor!HF52DJc9RE 2624

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i just found out that the new pope is from my country.

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2625

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But does he kick ass and fight crime?

 KissMyBass (8764) 2626

the fights are fake as always,seems to watch a 70's chinese movie XD

 Citizen Bane!220DluHAws 2627

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Yeah. He obviously put on size, but bulking includes weight gains of around 25 pounds or more. I'd say Aaron gained about 7-10 pounds (trust me, a pound goes a long way when it comes to muscles). He's super shredded.

 KissMyBass (8764) 2628

i think that the most realistic fight i've seen this year in a movie are in the dark knight rises.

 AsianG'!FvX2LYQC2c 2629

Alright I see

 Ol' Hickory !XBurrFBZLA 2630

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You wanna listen to my heart now sweety?

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2631

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you're starting to get into fakes territory which is not allowed here

 !No.7//JDvE 2632

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 Citizen Bane!220DluHAws 2633

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You'd be pretty much correct. The fighting style Bane uses is based off of hand-to-hand combat used by the SpecOps community in the US military (I had actually just learned the spinning superman punch about three months before seeing that movie and about shat myself when I saw Bane pull it on Batman), whereas Batman's style is based mostly off of a mixture of Japanese and Korean martial arts (I would say Kenpo and Tang Soo Do are the two most prominent), mixed with boxing.

Chloe's forms definitely seem a little fake but you could argue they're very reminiscent of generalized Kung Fu; that is to say, a Kung Fu without denomination, like Shaolin Lohan, Wing Chun, etc.

 AsianG'!FvX2LYQC2c 2634

She doesn't need some plastic bitch's body.

 Ol' Hickory !XBurrFBZLA 2635

File: 1363202659641_7567969384_1b79dc33ea_k.jpg (1.23 MB, 2048x1366)

This is why we need free markets.
Regulations destroy everything..

 KissMyBass (8764) 2636

Batman's style are the Keysi fighting method.

 Cracker (8958) 2637

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Fake tits? No thanks.

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2638

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Regulations make sure we don't turn into 4chan

 KissMyBass (8764) 2639

i know that because one of my ex-student do it now.

 Citizen Bane!220DluHAws 2640

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Keysi/KFM isn't a martial art, it's a fighting method, and while you're correct, I was describing the martial arts which fit Batman's style best.

 KissMyBass (8764) 2641

i know,i study martial arts since i was 10yo :))

 Citizen Bane!220DluHAws 2642

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Good stuff man, right there with ya. Chloe should take judo. She'd be able to toss people around like nothing. I would absolutely let her use Uchi Mata on me.

 KissMyBass (8764) 2643

yeah,judo is cool,but for this stuff i prefer aikido :P

 Citizen Bane!220DluHAws 2644

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That's the art I started with, back when I was 5. I loved it.

 AsianG'!FvX2LYQC2c 2645

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I've read a little about Tai Chi, it seems like a great thing to know, redirecting momentum and all that. You ever look into that?

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2646

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she enjoys kicking ass a little too much

 Ol' Hickory !XBurrFBZLA 2647

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Dianne Feinstein is not amused.

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2648

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too little of mother russia in this one
I have a feeling they'll be saving her up for the hit-girl trailer

 Citizen Bane!220DluHAws 2649

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That she does…that she does.


I've never taken direct Tai Chi but I learned various forms of it when I took Shaolin Lohan. I also learned a weapon system called Tai Chi sword, even though it's just a straight Chinese blade. It's similar to the choreography of a Jedi using a lightsaber with one hand, while a Jedi using a lightsaber with two hands is almost directly based off of Kendo, the Japanese sword art.

I guarantee Chloe uses her double-bladed weapon using Bo Staff, the beginning weapon system I learned in Shaolin Lohan. It looks just like it. Ah! I wish I could talk with the producers and choreographers to ask them what forms they're all using!

 KissMyBass (8764) 2650

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Cool tory bro,i'm 2° Dan of aikido,now i'm into ninjutsu since 2009

 Citizen Bane!220DluHAws 2651

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Oh man, I've seen some crazy stuff come out of Ninjitsu. Those who take it to the extreme…well, the only thing I can compare it to is Monkey form Kung Fu.


 AsianG'!FvX2LYQC2c 2652

I thought I might find her too cheesy, but seeing her like that with the music is awesome :DD

 Anonymous (6145) 2653

Do you have an alaskan husky?

 KissMyBass (8764) 2654

Lol,like Jackie Chan in drunken master :P
the first prolem wiht ninjutsu is there are a lot of impostors between the "masters".

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2655

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Even with that stupid costume she will be badass. She's an impressive hulk of a woman

 KissMyBass (8764) 2656

no,ihave 3 dogs but no husky (i'm not a sega mega drive ninja) -_-

 Zoun Yubari!dFxW955iE6 2657

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 Anonymous (6145) 2658

Okay, Mordensen ;-)

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 2659

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Time for a new thread!

 !No.7//JDvE 2660

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all that other martial arts is for pussies.. drunken master is where it's at

 KissMyBass (8764) 2661

who's mordensen -_-'

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 2662

new thread

 Zoun Yubari!dFxW955iE6 2663

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What I think of when I read drunken fist

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