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 Chloë Thread #440 !a3dKSVA5Rc 15977

post your jailbait Chloë

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 15978

File: 1365743819489_chloe_moretz_full_wenn3200406.jpg (199.53 KB, 663x1024)

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 15979

File: 1365744038661_CarrieYearbook_01.jpg (46.4 KB, 450x450)

Yeah it worked when I switched to Firefox. Opera sucks.

>IchTheKiller was the guy on the phone for me. That was pretty cool.

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 15980

File: 1365744135210_chloe_moretz_chloe_moretz_azzaro_store_launch_london25mai_005.jpg (252.22 KB, 771x1200)

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 15981

File: 1365744187881_at-first-i-was-a-loli.jpg (166 KB, 352x704)

Quints is five, but six is a sextet. So you're actually complimenting him on his sex.

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 15982

File: 1365744397967_Chloe_Moretz_LosAngelesApril082013_J0001_006.jpg (1.25 MB, 2400x3600)

dat cold sore

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 15983

File: 1365744540711_Mansion_of_Celebs_2011PoY_Chloe_Moretz_027.jpg (785.59 KB, 1993x3000)

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 15984

File: 1365744676011_chloe_moretz_hick_movie_22.jpg (143.11 KB, 790x1040)

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 15985

File: 1365744929053_76474_ChloeMoretz_IAN4Premiere_1_122_349lo.jpg (268.81 KB, 771x1115)

 Anonymous (07e7) 15986

File: 1365744998767.jpg (510.64 KB, 1338x1591)

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 15987

File: 1365745129405_e5a5ce3a_1364893211830.jpg (199.17 KB, 500x715)

dat new pic

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 15988

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 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 15989

File: 1365745382012_Excitement.gif (2.94 MB, 307x264)

 Anonymous (07e7) 15990

File: 1365745491805_Jake_Bailey_Photo_Shoot_16.jpg (70.73 KB, 319x480)

Neat. It's a cool poster for such a shit movie.



 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 15991

File: 1365745657054_13270637143419.jpg (92.04 KB, 474x350)

>young hollywood interview
thought it was from something else

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 15992

File: 1365745792843_chloe_moretz_mansion_of_celebs_chloe_moretz_015_036.jpg (1.16 MB, 2051x3000)

 Anonymous (07e7) 15993

File: 1365745846730_Harpers_Bazar_Magazine_01.jpg (774.28 KB, 1280x1812)

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 15994

File: 1365745861777_76561_ChloeMoretz_IAN4Premiere_9_122_233lo.jpg (298.97 KB, 582x1211)

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 15995

File: 1365745878697_hq-cupcakes.jpg (39.72 KB, 588x638)

cupcake heaven

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 15996

File: 1365745974713_chloe_moretz_487.jpg (40.23 KB, 365x373)

that's one of those pics I keep associating with a different one

 Anonymous (07e7) 15997

File: 1365746093451_2010-April-14th-Jay-Leno-Interview-New-York-04.jpg (63.08 KB, 594x396)

>cfw this set hasn't been posted yet

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 15998

File: 1365746152901.gif (1.19 MB, 198x302)

that was coming

 Anonymous (07e7) 15999

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 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 16000

File: 1365746297367.gif (2.7 MB, 295x335)

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 16001

File: 1365746325221.gif (1018.69 KB, 320x184)

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 16002

File: 1365746447545_BFJbsDfCEAAL0iM.jpg (59.99 KB, 577x1024)

Oh yeah, thank you so much for making this interview clip available in HD. I was looking everywhere for it for the first Live. Laugh. Love. vid. It's definitely going to be used in the next chapter.

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 16003

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 Anonymous (07e7) 16004

File: 1365746810159.gif (1.2 MB, 306x422)

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 16005

File: 1365746904591_jailbait_chloe.jpg (80.69 KB, 837x717)

you're welcome
that video is pure fire

 Anonymous (07e7) 16006

File: 1365747168608_hick_pg4.jpg (96.69 KB, 500x600)

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 16007

File: 1365747252709.jpg (113.32 KB, 1210x805)

can't say I blame dave

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 16008

File: 1365747573098.gif (2.91 MB, 264x304)

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 16009

File: 1365747642641.jpg (375.12 KB, 1489x2365)

this pic goes well with this video

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 16010

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they didn't even tell Chloë they were shooting during that scene

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 16011

File: 1365747786779.png (196.35 KB, 296x306)

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 16012

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 Anonymous (07e7) 16013

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 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 16014

File: 1365748443796_chloe_moretz_584.jpg (28.07 KB, 377x477)

so trolls is scheduled to come out in 2015
I guess no voicework for that any time soon

Come on Chloë, start work on your next movie already

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 16015

File: 1365748696111_Winnie_the_Pooh_-_Darby_and_the_Sleuther_Siren.jpg (50.71 KB, 598x445)

Actually if it's coming out in 2 years, I bet she's going to do voice work soon if she hasn't already. Most animated movies have a production schedule of 2-4 years, with voice acting needed first.

 Anonymous (07e7) 16016

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She's already started voice work for Trolls.

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 16017

File: 1365748795731_chloe_moretz_154.jpg (48.6 KB, 328x287)

you're right, they need the voices first
still, I hope she starts working on something bigger soon

 Anonymous (07e7) 16018

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 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 16019

File: 1365749892385_so-much-want.jpg (58.85 KB, 337x390)

Yeah. Too many announcements of new projects.

To top that off, the wait for her movies are excruciating.

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 16020

File: 1365750059472_chloe_moretz_339.jpg (12.64 KB, 300x305)

I wonder when the first screenings for carrie and kick-ass 2 will occur. To say I'm worried about those movies would be an understatement.

 Anonymous (a23c) 16021

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You just emailed this to your boss with the subject "Red hot tip". How fucked are you?

 Anonymous (a23c) 16022

Anyone anxious about people laughing at shit they aren't supposed to laugh at for Carrie? :(

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 16023

File: 1365750337070_chloe_moretz_501.jpg (38.24 KB, 362x409)

I don't know what red hot tip is supposed to refer to, but I'd probably get away with it easily
my boss is a cool guy

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 16024

such as?

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 16025

File: 1365750780301_079.png (1.04 MB, 719x808)

I think I know what you mean. When I saw Dark Shadows in the theater, instead of going in with the intention of enjoying the movie, I felt more, worried, I guess. Like I just wanted Chloë to do well.

 Anonymous (a23c) 16026

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I went on what I thought was a dead day for Let Me In one time. People were laughing at her kissing him, acting like it was a Final Destination movie. Can't blame them if it's Halloween season and everything is supposed to be a gorey thriller. It's why I'm asking.

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 16027

File: 1365751450860_AP1102270185458.jpg (49.14 KB, 341x512)

I like this thread
lesbian jailbait Chloë

 Anonymous (b52a) 16028

File: 1365751795564_tumblr_inline_mfgwhxZ8Sh1qd4dpr.gif (697.15 KB, 245x253)

I feel a lot of anxiety and jitter/butterflies in myself whenever I watch Chloë in new interviews now, to a point that watching this new stuff is almost getting hard for me, as if I fear she will "fail" or do something "embarrassing".

Kinda like the feeling and fears you get from going to exams.

I think the reason is that I want her to do good and be liked by all. An utopian dream, I know.

 Anonymous (ee92) 16029

well if people act like retards it doesn't bother me that much
but if they have a legitimate reason to laugh then it does bother me
I still remember people laughing at the scene where Damon shoots Mindy
the first time I saw it I was horrified
a grown man executing a little girl … I didn't find anything funny in that

 Anonymous (a23c) 16030

It's funny in the 'wow did they just do that' kind of way. Things like people laughing at rape scenes, not cool for me.

 Anonymous (b52a) 16031

>I still remember people laughing at the scene where Damon shoots Mindy
I laughed, too. That was a funny scene in a very cool way. That exact scene was the scene that changed Kick-Ass from your normal teenage super hero flick to the cool cult movie, I see it as today.

It was also the scene that made me realize, as I saw the movie, that this movie is gonna rock more than I have hoped for.

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 16032

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 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 16033

File: 1365752535288.jpg (27.66 KB, 372x438)

I have to say I had thoughts similar to this when I read this tweet: https://twitter.com/TrevorDMoretz/status/322089255541284864

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 16034

File: 1365752781298_dem_curves.jpg (145.19 KB, 725x1000)

And this too
It sounds so funny, considering she has a great class and she's talking about it

 Anonymous (07e7) 16035

File: 1365753899300.jpg (15.67 KB, 269x280)

Now she's just teasing us.

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 16036

File: 1365754002857_chickenshit_04.jpg (140.86 KB, 1428x600)

See you later Chlomo.

 AK_ChloeFan (2203) 16037

File: 1365754934402_Dont_weigh_me_down_with_your_worldview.png (598.3 KB, 522x698)

If this post and the user's related diatribe isn't going to earn a ban then in the name of Chloe it shouldn't remain without a strongly worded counter-post. I've been an intermittent lurker who was fortunate enough to stumble across this site as Citizen Bane, Shiny Koffing, Zoun, and SPG were in their heyday.
I've been somewhat hooked since then- i.e. right before the 400th thread. But If I'd come across this racist post at the time, instead of their good-natured banter and Bane's insightful comments on the US military there's a good chance I would have exited quickly and added this site to the long list of internet crap created by narrow minded bigots hiding behind the cloak of anonymity.
I can't help but think that beautiful Chloe doesn't hold it against fans who make borderline sexual comments about her because they are so enchanted by her transformation into womanhood. But I'm sure she'd be disgusted by racist comments attached to her image. Here's hoping you can keep your personal feelings of inadequacy to yourself. Chloe is a positive person who doesn't share your worldview so please don't use this site to try to influence readers from all over the world to think otherwise.

 Anonymous (a23c) 16038

He's being edgy and being a 'cool' racist copy pasting 4chan goto buzz phrases.

That said, that stuff is very annoying. It was maybe avant garde when it was first used in 2005.

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 16039

File: 1365756748744_daffaq2.jpg (79.71 KB, 443x360)

Totally agree with you. Earl is an idiot, he sees only in one direction and he likes nazi stuff, because he's canadian and his country never knew what real nazism is. I am from Hungary, we have been occupied by german forces during WWII, I know what I am speaking of and I really hate when he starts posting swastikas and preaching about the bad black people… And then he calls us nightmares.
And those guys you've mentioned, well they don't really post here anymore. SK is till around, but she only lurks, SPG and Zoun are only on facebook now and it seems that Bane has gone there too. So if you miss them, you should join them in the circlejerk-central.
I wonder what black people did to him anyways… There are far worse humans out there than afro-americans…

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 16040

File: 1365757030042_now_that3.jpg (12.17 KB, 133x140)


So which part is the best part? The time with the friend or the drinking? I'm a bit worried about Trevor, he tweets a lot about alcohol

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 16041

File: 1365757141595_wtf1.png (95.78 KB, 203x250)

Anyone knows them?
Chloë gave her a retweet

 Anonymous (0993) 16042

File: 1365757364993_Hick_Portait_Session_07.jpg (479.05 KB, 2380x4000)

>There are far worse humans out there than afro-americans…
Hungarians, for example.

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 16043

File: 1365757557776_creepy_smile_mozg243.gif (1.07 MB, 150x176)

Hello Echo

 Anonymous (b52a) 16044

Well, Bianca Marini, is a friend of Chloë's or the Moretz family. Can't remember if she is "working" for them or just a friend.

The other is also a friend of the family.

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 16045

File: 1365757770465_thank_you.gif (626.89 KB, 245x307)

 Anonymous (0993) 16046

File: 1365757902374_She_Discovers_Herself.jpg (373.19 KB, 1047x787)

Mornin' István

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 16047

File: 1365757950155_grrrr12.jpg (32.17 KB, 312x309)

 Anonymous (b52a) 16048

File: 1365758098910_Chloe_is_so_cute.jpg (106.26 KB, 760x402)

What are you doing, Chloë
Your epic facial expressions are killing me
Stahp, Chloë. Stahp!

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 16049

File: 1365758146924_derp4.jpg (25.45 KB, 333x345)

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 16050

File: 1365761029427_Chlomotivational2.jpg (74.49 KB, 532x492)

 Anonymous (a74c) 16051

File: 1365761224908_006.jpg (45.24 KB, 396x594)

Post something

 Anonymous (b52a) 16052

File: 1365761284652_something-big.jpg (21.02 KB, 462x300)

Stay tuned…

 AK_ChloeFan (2203) 16053

File: 1365761829830_olhar.jpg (41.56 KB, 578x555)


I wouldn't have guessed he's from Canada. His tone is so much different than Pomp - coupled with an intense nicotine phobia. Sounds more like the deep south of the USA, but with an added tobacco aversion, rather than the country that borders Alaska.
Your posts are definitely entertaining since you have the ability to bounce back and forth between serious insight and whimsical commentary. You make it impossible to guess what's coming next - therefore fun.
The positive outlook and open-minded attitude that's almost always on display in Fawzi's posts is refreshing too. His Calculus class post was a classic. It's no wonder he shares a b'day with Chloe. I have a feeling he's going to ultimately do something great with his life.
And then there's GG. You can almost feel the anguish bursting from the screen as he deals with people who don't come close to his level of knowledge about this site. But if they demonstrate their respect and concern for Chloe you know he's on their side. I don't know if he draws a salary for chlomo but even if he does we owe him a debt of gratitude for everything he does.
I have little interest in Facebook. But thanks for the tip. Maybe they'll find their way back at some point.
Meanwhile -Long live Chloe.

 Anonymous (b52a) 16054

File: 1365762183352_GG_gets_payed_for_chlomo.gif (3.83 MB, 250x366)

>I don't know if he draws a salary for chlomo
He does. He draws a big salary with red numbers from this site.

 Anonymous (a74c) 16055

File: 1365762206133.jpg (341.63 KB, 1200x800)

Earl is not meant to be taken seriously, he's one of the worst example of a poster
He "used to be" a very poor troll and he is the only poster that the community as whole wanted out.
Don't get us wrong, this site is a little "dirtier" than others but most of it are jokes. You can't judge the whole place based on few rotten apples.

 Anonymous (b52a) 16056

File: 1365762364376_laughing.gif (793.89 KB, 356x200)

>Earl is not meant to be taken seriously


>taking people on Chlomo seriously

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 16057

File: 1365762396007_I_support.jpg (287.43 KB, 1109x800)

Welcome to the chan

 Mastër Bëan!QMOd.BeanU 16058

File: 1365762640547.png (253.06 KB, 971x584)

 KissMyBass (8a2f) 16059

File: 1365762995475.jpg (12.02 KB, 300x245)

shaman,Zoun is not go away,she's in vacation (in France).
when she returns ome,she returns here.
Fo the nazi shit i agree with you (u know,i'n italian,we know this kind of shit).

 Anonymous (a74c) 16060

File: 1365763094048_Benito-Mussolini-9419443-2-402.jpg (70.75 KB, 402x402)

Of course you do, you inspired it

 KissMyBass (8a2f) 16061

File: 1365763153889.png (351.23 KB, 545x523)

don't show me this son of a bitch please

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 16062

File: 1365763292944_now_that3.jpg (12.17 KB, 133x140)

Okay Bass, I try to keep that in mind.
Dat long vacation. Lucky girl.

 KissMyBass (8a2f) 16063

my family have alwals fight scum like him,and i'm proud of that.

 KissMyBass (8a2f) 16064

File: 1365763386700_BFJbsDfCEAAL0iM.jpg (59.99 KB, 577x1024)

well done.
i back to work now,c u later guys :)

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 16065

File: 1365763426880_Bye2.jpg (34.19 KB, 386x271)

 Anonymous (b52a) 16066

File: 1365765244021_570_chloe-moretz-confirmed-for-star-wars-episode-vii.jpg (23.63 KB, 570x309)

 IchiTheKiller !3XEZrAveNs 16067

File: 1365766058141_132622448248.jpg (957.75 KB, 2100x3000)

The link is down. What did it say?

 IchiTheKiller !3XEZrAveNs 16068

File: 1365766364237.jpg (96.28 KB, 612x612)

Did I miss something?

 IchiTheKiller !3XEZrAveNs 16069

File: 1365766657083.jpg (251.93 KB, 1280x1707)

>thread related

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 16070

File: 1365767208512_omg_that_mouth.png (109.83 KB, 244x269)

The link is truly down, but could this be?

 Anonymous (e15f) 16071

File: 1365776768880_tumblr_mjdq9lBRzT1s7r0jno1_250.gif (839.83 KB, 245x136)

 Solar!!JaE3DH33zQ 16072

File: 1365776968141_116.jpg (35.87 KB, 469x428)

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16073

File: 1365777256193_hey.jpg (191.34 KB, 674x1024)

 Lili Johnson !!eGMakPsOug 16074

File: 1365779048186_carrie2.gif (1.71 MB, 754x399)

son of a…

 Solar!!JaE3DH33zQ 16075

File: 1365779239321_moretz_eyeprime_065.jpg (143.58 KB, 600x800)

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16076

File: 1365779363694.jpg (35.71 KB, 360x328)

 Solar!!JaE3DH33zQ 16077

File: 1365781960471.jpg (367.61 KB, 608x1206)

 Solar!!JaE3DH33zQ 16078

File: 1365782399626_Chloe_Moretz_Big_Screen_Event_J0001_005.jpg (1.16 MB, 1796x2256)

 Crackerer (00cf) 16079

File: 1365782691027_0_02.jpg (242.86 KB, 400x406)



 Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 16080

File: 1365783848694.jpg (75.27 KB, 530x680)

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 16081

File: 1365784037402_hurrrrr6.jpg (68.48 KB, 450x614)

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16082



 Lili Johnson !!eGMakPsOug 16083

File: 1365784756613_iiiiiiiiii.gif (949.87 KB, 450x230)

Older than Cow shit
But it still gives me hope

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16084

File: 1365784855912_chlorange.jpg (223.15 KB, 1130x1088)


hehehe…cow shit….hehehe

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16085

File: 1365784917907_blackest_black_guy.jpg (127.67 KB, 904x1222)

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 16086

File: 1365785018860_Nigger2.jpg (182.92 KB, 900x613)

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16087

File: 1365785219213_NIGGER_ALERT_SOUND_THE_ALARMS.jpg (124.09 KB, 800x800)

 Lili Johnson !!eGMakPsOug 16088

File: 1365785261498_whoops.gif (1.86 MB, 360x148)

>blackest black guy

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16089

File: 1365785468591_whities.jpg (43.85 KB, 480x640)

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16090

File: 1365785555905_13515631319734.jpg (252.28 KB, 540x720)


i made that pic, yet it enrages me when a nigger is even beside her.

 Cracker (00cf) 16091

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 Anonymous (cf42) 16092

File: 1365785701470.jpg (285.91 KB, 1130x1600)

Please do not think he represents all Canadian Chlobros.

 Crackerer (00cf) 16093

File: 1365785738427_deargodwat.jpg (3.61 KB, 190x164)


Racist much?

 Lili Johnson !!eGMakPsOug 16094

File: 1365785768825_Taking_a_shit.png (315.96 KB, 720x404)

Sucks for you right?

 Lili Johnson !!eGMakPsOug 16095

File: 1365785892512_Margaret_White-Carrie-dantania-blogspot-com.jpg (25.78 KB, 475x240)


 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16096

File: 1365785910189_cuteasfuck-outof10.jpg (75.52 KB, 1920x1080)


WTFFFFFFFFFFFF i didn't see these posts.

don't like it? ignore it.

 Lili Johnson !!eGMakPsOug 16097

File: 1365785989031.jpg (92.38 KB, 350x334)

are guys one person?

 Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 16098

File: 1365785993519.jpg (19.87 KB, 240x320)

I think there's enough consensus that you need to stfu already with that crap.

 Anonymous (d8bf) 16099

File: 1365786036620_chloe_cuddles_with_corpse.jpeg (131.7 KB, 768x1024)


Yes, he is.

See these posts from yesterday



 Anonymous (a74c) 16100

File: 1365786051474.gif (469.26 KB, 200x191)

>don't like it? ignore it.
Orrrrr…we could ban you!
There's an alternative to everything…

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16101

File: 1365786057134_KKK.jpg (46.99 KB, 347x588)

if pics like these
were made, then im pretty fucking sure im not the only racist here.

 Crackerer (00cf) 16102

File: 1365786062281_Fregley-Diary_of_a_Wimpy_Kid_movie.jpg (108.59 KB, 1280x685)


Yep, just 1 Cracker.

 Lili Johnson !!eGMakPsOug 16103

File: 1365786119520_mm.gif (436.27 KB, 200x112)

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16104

File: 1365786160219_deargodwat.jpg (3.61 KB, 190x164)

fine i'll stop.

i don't want another unfair ban and public hanging.

and i thought everything was cool now……didn't know everyone hates me again.

 Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 16105

Just tone it down already, the images are a joke and I think most of us know that, the maker of them has not went into details on how he is going to kill himself if Chloe ever has a black bf and shit like that, nobody needs to constantly hear how fucking much you hate some race of people. Walk out your front door and yell it at the first one you see if you're so inclined.

 Anonymous (a74c) 16106

File: 1365786245262.jpg (45.78 KB, 328x287)


 Crackerer (00cf) 16107

File: 1365786253884.jpg (38.43 KB, 800x391)


Just because people make a racist picture/joke doesn't actually make them a racist.

It disturbs me how open/proud you are about your racism. Also sickening

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16108

File: 1365786372005_ichloe.jpg (17.89 KB, 400x312)

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16109

File: 1365786483760_hitgirls.jpg (31.4 KB, 575x495)

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16110

File: 1365786591328_prom.jpg (21.57 KB, 375x375)

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 16111

File: 1365786607555_grrrrrr2.jpg (188.89 KB, 585x557)

And also with the swastika-posting

 Anonymous (d8bf) 16112

File: 1365786711541.jpg (61.09 KB, 600x450)

Does anyone have those gifs from when Chloe was on Jimmy Fallon?

You know the ones with that black rapper guy B.o.B. After his performance, he goes to shake Chloe's hand, and she gives him a big hug instead and starts dancing with him.

Now would be an appropriate time to post them.

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 16113

File: 1365786759063_clajzy12.jpg (90.91 KB, 490x490)

That's why you've made a thread for this?

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16114

File: 1365786857171_DFGFGF.jpg (102.74 KB, 728x868)


shouldn't you force that anger towards the creator of the picture/people who will continue to make those pictures?

i'll tone it down like i was told though.

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 16115

File: 1365786984622_you_faggot.jpg (41.44 KB, 600x557)

No because YOU are that guy bwahahaha who posts it every time and if someone else does it for a stupid joke, you come and say "oh yeah, I love this"

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16116

File: 1365786989882_win.jpg (162.64 KB, 1500x1000)

something like this i just find badass. its not like i specifically LOVE or worship the swastika symbols or the meaning behind it.

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16117

File: 1365787200451_love_the_hair.jpg (63.96 KB, 594x486)

 Anonymous (a23c) 16118

How fucking old are you , you dumb fuck?

 Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 16119

File: 1365787363778_Sad_Belly.jpg (233.3 KB, 756x933)

I save pretty much all OC, but I don't think I have a single one of the nazi ones saved. I laugh at pretty much everything, but I just find very little humor in those at all.

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16120

File: 1365787485791_ooooooooo.jpg (39.81 KB, 960x582)


im 20.

WOW. i just can't get over the SUDDEN mega anti-racism. have you people even been to 4chan before? maybe because i was there for 8 years is why i think my thoughts.

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 16121

File: 1365787592001_You_Disgust_Me.jpg (154.36 KB, 1047x600)

This is not 4chan

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16122

File: 1365787700255_pomplemoose.jpg (316.97 KB, 1222x1171)


yes i know that. i don't even go there anymore. but why is this anti racism so sudden? people use the word nigger here all the time. inb4 but they are joking their racism, only earl is a real racist.

 Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 16123

File: 1365787846671_BHNpKg2CUAAT97I.jpeg (44.26 KB, 640x640)

I was there for several years, but I'm still a human with independent thoughts…I see some aren't so lucky.

psssst: this isn't /b/

 Crackerer (00cf) 16124

File: 1365787926366_13270637143416.jpg (26.93 KB, 461x473)


Are you fucking kidding me? Dude, exposer to racism doesn't always create racism, especially if you are just on a fuckin' website! I have known several people that have racist parents, but they aren't racist at all. One of them even dated a black guy for a while. (And lol, were her parents mad.)

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16125

File: 1365788066965_ff.jpg (57.31 KB, 600x600)

okay. i'll keep my race thoughts to myself, and i'll cut down on the swastika pics.

but everyone else, you are allowed to post anything because you guys are "joking"

lets just stop this topic. please. my "on thin ice" senses are tingling.

 Crackerer (00cf) 16126

File: 1365788275597_Chloe_Moretz_362.jpg (415.58 KB, 1500x1124)

Everyone just look at this pic and all your anger will go away.

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16127

File: 1365788315931_laughter.jpg (94.76 KB, 1600x900)

my calming pic.

 Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 16128

File: 1365788451861_Chloe_Moretz_IMG_50821.jpg (274.55 KB, 2000x1333)

look at this

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16129

File: 1365788552140_imokaywiththis.jpg (52.45 KB, 440x547)

i hope dark/scary chloe pics don't offend.

 Crackerer (00cf) 16130


Personal fav.

 Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 16131

File: 1365788709274_Chloe_Moretz_IMG_50861.jpg (331.81 KB, 2000x1333)

have another sir

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16132

File: 1365788747717_ChloeMoretzEmmyRossumMetropolitanOperaGdmtaAWwuFcl.jpg (50.98 KB, 396x594)

 Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 16133

File: 1365788838059.jpg (1.44 MB, 2671x4032)

i need this in my life

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16134

File: 1365788978045_nevermind.jpg (153.45 KB, 459x349)

 Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 16135

File: 1365789219216.jpg (519.89 KB, 1280x1707)

i need this in my life

 Solar!!JaE3DH33zQ 16136

File: 1365789324207_33.jpg (2.13 MB, 2859x4282)

I need this in my life.

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16137

File: 1365789328600_satansqueen.jpg (167.83 KB, 500x648)

 Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 16138

File: 1365789392480_DATASS.jpg (67.58 KB, 372x439)

 Anonymous (cf42) 16139

File: 1365789417156_Sad_Chloe_is_sad.gif (2.97 MB, 338x258)

This will never ever ever be in our lives.

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16140

File: 1365789442302_love_dat_face.png (591.31 KB, 500x700)

dat look.

 Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 16141

File: 1365789462589_Sad_Belly.jpg (233.3 KB, 756x933)

 tvshaman!lhWKbMXRXI 16142

File: 1365789551480_sm225jl1.jpg (52.1 KB, 355x360)

That's a very nice bag indeed.

 Solar!!JaE3DH33zQ 16143

File: 1365789568313_132320141076.jpg (149.95 KB, 573x528)

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16144

File: 1365789605135_serious.jpg (28.83 KB, 342x389)


there are infinite universes out there. so that means, every single thing you can think of happening is actually happening somewhere, someplace.

 Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 16145

File: 1365789630630_Chloe_Moretz_146.jpg (30.57 KB, 504x336)

i need this in my life

 Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 16146

File: 1365789713662.gif (787.92 KB, 245x220)

That's why I like to believe that somewhere your ass is getting raped by a nigger

 KissMyBass (984e) 16147

File: 1365789757580_31.jpg (75.58 KB, 489x523)

Hi at all

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16148

File: 1365789804637_ah.jpg (24.38 KB, 393x414)


yours too pal, yours too.

 Anonymous (cf42) 16149

File: 1365789819801_nochlope.jpg (50.87 KB, 960x519)

 Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 16150

File: 1365789876665.jpg (701.39 KB, 806x1214)

I need this in my life

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 16151

File: 1365789911418.jpg (75.78 KB, 632x666)

another podcast where a guy talk about Chloë (though he didn't meet her)
93:30 lrn2math

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16152

File: 1365789922904_datsmile.jpg (89.99 KB, 612x612)

 Anonymous (cf42) 16153

File: 1365789979091.png (400.58 KB, 500x512)

That's almost true, but even if there are infinite realities it doesn't mean they're all different. It's not necessarily true that infinite realities have to cover infinite possibilities, they could just as easily all be the same.

Besides, I don't care about myself in other realities, I care about myself here. Screw other myselfs.

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 16154

File: 1365790206654.jpg (75.78 KB, 632x666)

>But I'm sure she'd be disgusted by racist comments attached to her image.
So someone is acting like a fool. Whoop-de-woop. It's HIS opinion and his opinion alone and it does not reflect on her in any way

 Fawzi Bou Lawzi!F.UY7vg2RI 16155

File: 1365790207421_Chloe_Crazy_10.gif (541.69 KB, 202x232)

Hello everyone. How's it going?

 KissMyBass (984e) 16156

File: 1365790276120.jpg (111.79 KB, 453x360)

hello bro

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16157

File: 1365790357143_slighty_disgruntled_thumbs_up.jpg (80.47 KB, 756x960)

 Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 16158

File: 1365790543490.gif (629.94 KB, 245x300)

lol "is it okay to imagine chloe as 18 while he wanks"… what about if he imagines that he's 16 instead? lol


File: 1365790570723_010.jpg (217.11 KB, 1280x718)

Ayyoo Chlobros wassup with a Chlomo Mobile app tho?

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 16160

File: 1365790643210_big_daddy_has_a_big_boner.jpg (69.37 KB, 1276x790)

 KissMyBass (984e) 16161

File: 1365790648041.png (981.29 KB, 1043x694)

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16162

File: 1365790676365_kick.jpg (387.19 KB, 2048x2048)

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 16163

File: 1365790710685_131572556158.jpg (24.04 KB, 448x454)

Maybe he thinks that's what a pedo would do

 KissMyBass (984e) 16164

File: 1365790732369_e0987tg.jpg (17.37 KB, 130x136)

good one!

 Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 16165

File: 1365790762305.gif (4.05 MB, 242x222)

holy shit…that guy sounds exactly like the youtube gamer who was talking about "how hot she was going to be when she's 18" and how he's going to be a movie director etc….is it the same guy? lol

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 16166

File: 1365790784462_kiss-it.jpg (42.33 KB, 366x281)

 Anonymous (cf42) 16167

File: 1365790786575.jpg (332.77 KB, 960x636)

Someone should shoop guitars into their hands.

 Fawzi Bou Lawzi!F.UY7vg2RI 16168

File: 1365790787634_Thank_You_1.gif (626.89 KB, 245x307)

>The positive outlook and open-minded attitude that's almost always on display in Fawzi's posts is refreshing too. His Calculus class post was a classic. It's no wonder he shares a b'day with Chloe. I have a feeling he's going to ultimately do something great with his life.

Thank you so much. Much appreciated dude. Sharing my birthday with Chloë is the best thing ever. I guess, somehow, someway, I'll make a memorable contribution to the world someday. I've been through a couple of wars and I live in a politically unstable and unpredictable region, so the least thing I could do is be positive in order to make a change.
Again, thank you.

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 16169

File: 1365790880212_chloe_moretz_139.jpg (15.73 KB, 300x258)

pretty sure he's not the same, though we could check

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 16170

There is no and there will be no mobile app in the foreseeable future. We will probably get a mobile version of the site at some point though

 Fawzi Bou Lawzi!F.UY7vg2RI 16171

File: 1365790944412_League_of_Legends_Chloe.jpg (272.98 KB, 1165x687)

Hello dude. How are ya?

Nothing better than Chloë to start the weekend with.

 Solar!!JaE3DH33zQ 16172

File: 1365790969211_0_01.jpg (84.19 KB, 350x333)

 Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 16173

File: 1365791029515_5acc51c56bfc669a_129303760.jpg (678.29 KB, 1998x3000)

I need this in my life

 KissMyBass (984e) 16174

File: 1365791048700_BFJbsDfCEAAL0iM.jpg (59.99 KB, 577x1024)

not bad,thanx

 Fawzi Bou Lawzi!F.UY7vg2RI 16175

File: 1365791084831_Chloe_Army_3.jpg (732.89 KB, 2052x1129)

I made this yesterday because I was really bored. Good idea for a more professional OC with the same concept perhaps?

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 16176

File: 1365791086440_chloe_moretz_003.jpg (197.33 KB, 500x500)

there's a pretty huge fucking difference between making racial jokes and saying that she's "aryan master race and I would kill myself is she dated a black guy" in the most serious manner

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16177

File: 1365791122136.png (631.05 KB, 730x538)


>I can't help but think that beautiful Chloe doesn't hold it against fans who make borderline sexual comments about her because they are so enchanted by her transformation into womanhood.

 Fawzi Bou Lawzi!F.UY7vg2RI 16178

File: 1365791147052_Chloe_Do_Want_4.jpg (343.95 KB, 980x564)

Who would not need this?

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 16179

File: 1365791155447.jpg (33.17 KB, 377x367)

>. Good idea for a more professional OC with the same concept perhaps
Sure, why not?

 KissMyBass (984e) 16180

File: 1365791311282_ready_for_jail.jpg (828.61 KB, 1804x2948)

>post your jailbait Chloë
ready for jail

 Solar!!JaE3DH33zQ 16181

File: 1365791338240_936full-chloe-moretz.jpg (274.5 KB, 728x1059)

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16182

File: 1365791377689_arggggggg.jpg (95.2 KB, 720x720)

>reading through this thread from the beginning

wow lol.

think what you want people.

 Fawzi Bou Lawzi!F.UY7vg2RI 16183

File: 1365791436746_Cupcakes_Make_People_Happy.jpg (75.77 KB, 718x472)

 Anonymous (cf42) 16184

File: 1365791588956.jpg (121.29 KB, 487x640)

Serious question bros: Realistically, would you go to jail for Chloe? No chance of parole, eight years.

 Fawzi Bou Lawzi!F.UY7vg2RI 16185

File: 1365791623746_Dat_Carolyn_3.gif (1.84 MB, 338x223)

>post your jailbait Chloë

So ready for jail in Roumieh prison (One of the most notorious in the region)

 Anonymous (a23c) 16186

File: 1365791685694_chloe_31.jpg (1.53 MB, 1800x1200)

All this retarded tip-toe'ing, why are Americans so paranoid? If you can't call this hot as it so obviously is, then the world is doomed. North Korea wins.

 Anonymous (a23c) 16187

8 years for talking to her?



hmm thats what i was thinkin bout when i typed it out

 KissMyBass (984e) 16189

File: 1365791818300_vbn.jpeg (32.75 KB, 400x400)

>would you go to jail for Chloe?
eight years pass quickly if you carry fond memories


lmaao hell naa
im'a b rotting in jail n shyt
risking getting raped or stabbed
while she out starting life with
somebody else LOL

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 16191

File: 1365791947463_green2.jpg (266.9 KB, 952x1222)


the guy in the other podcast made it clear how hot she was.

I think the reason people tip-toe is partially because of fear of public scrutiny, but also because she's still mentally immature and sexually objectifying her seems wrong and/or creepy

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16192

File: 1365792124162_woahh.jpg (64.11 KB, 640x869)


go to jail for doing something? or go to jail in the name of chloe?

8 years is a lot. im thinking realistically, so no i wouldn't. good luck finding a job after that. and you would be scarred for sure. you can't tell people to not be racist in there.


my bro called me a pedo for having >>16186 as a wallpaper. even though 16 is legal in canada!! if i told friends that i liked chloe, they wouldn't even talk to me anymore. people are brainwashed as FUCK thanks to the media.

 Solar!!JaE3DH33zQ 16193

File: 1365792238616_cmcd_12.jpg (769.02 KB, 2175x3263)


Hm, probably.


i mean i can understand if you a
few years older then her but if you
pull a hopsin (25 by 15 now he 27 n his girl 17)
then you outta line

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 16195

File: 1365792278363_hick111.jpg (507.87 KB, 1305x794)


but I just listened to that podcast and those guys are idiots

"I think the next movie you see her in, you'll be able to say she hot. She's on the cusp"

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 16196

File: 1365792369118_son-nazi.jpg (43.26 KB, 295x354)

>not being able to enjoy nazi jokes and OC

 KissMyBass (984e) 16197

File: 1365792478141_feels_bad.jpg (109.15 KB, 800x433)

> if i told friends that i liked chloe, they wouldn't even talk to me anymore.

when i've showed Chloe at my friends,i've discover that they have no problem for her age (LoL)

my country is much more "open minded"….
but i talk about "boys and girls".If i talk about Chloe at my mom she probably watch me like a piece of shit.
However,in my country she's legal since 14 :P

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16198

File: 1365792497947_totally_faboost.png (563.42 KB, 1122x1523)

 Crackerer (00cf) 16199

File: 1365792539030_creepy_smile.jpg (41.12 KB, 333x274)


I'm actually younger then Chloe, so if I ever did anything sexual with her, It wouldn't be illegal.

 Anonymous (cf42) 16200

File: 1365792604772.jpg (82.96 KB, 666x1000)

Yeah really. Although I think technically in America if you're under 21 you can have relationships with minors, but you'd still be socially stigmatized I'd guess. Not that it matters much with young celebrity couples, if Chloe started dating a 20 year old it would be cute and romantic whereas if a 20 year old started dating your 16 year old sister you'd punch him out.

I dunno, apparently that guy in the podcast is like thirty, and I guess at that point it's time to stop looking at teenagers. But if you're like 20 you could have been in high school with a girl that old. Four years?

Why don't we just say gorgeous girls are gorgeous and be cool with that. But because America is the land of saying one thing and doing another it has to be wrong to find a young girl attractive while dressing them as you would an attractive adult woman.

 Crackerer (00cf) 16201

File: 1365792704391.gif (117.26 KB, 340x256)


Completely agree with you, dude.

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 16202

File: 1365792704638_powerofyouthfilter.jpg (936.6 KB, 2192x3000)


your bro is an idiot


serious question: are you black or just tryna sound black?

 ineverrun (7e90) 16203

File: 1365792706570_040.jpg (207.98 KB, 410x442)

can somebody post a tutorial on how to make all this original content?

 Anonymous (a23c) 16204

File: 1365792765091_moretz1.jpg (51.89 KB, 625x417)


Brain maturity ends at 25, should we raise the age of consent until then? So that can't be a metric.

Also, it's apparently okay to view her as an adult and treat her like one for acting purposes-but at the same time reject any notion she's an attractive female to the point you can't even make casual remarks?

Her face was already 90 percent there by the time she was 14 and a half and pretty much everything else.

TLDR: Too much of a big fucking deal made over these things in conversation

Basically this article sums it up:


 KissMyBass (984e) 16205

File: 1365792806871.jpg (59.67 KB, 594x395)

if u have paint you can make amazing macros

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16206

File: 1365792841271_seventeen.jpg (134.72 KB, 550x695)

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16207

File: 1365792905711_coolpic.png (238.8 KB, 500x619)


europe in general is way more open minded.

 Solar!!JaE3DH33zQ 16208

File: 1365792940131_article-0-14BF60E5000005DC-573_634x887.jpg (197.87 KB, 634x887)

 Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 16209

File: 1365792955501_derp.jpg (25.43 KB, 217x276)



 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16210

File: 1365793000331.jpg (34.04 KB, 372x332)

 KissMyBass (984e) 16211

File: 1365793068020.png (351.23 KB, 545x523)

LoL dude
italy in general is not too much open minded compared to other European countries
remember,we have the Vatican….

 Anonymous (cf42) 16212

File: 1365793111226.jpg (87.2 KB, 479x720)

Nah, but Spain's age of consent is like 14.

 KissMyBass (984e) 16213

but people are changing. Slowly but are changing

 KissMyBass (984e) 16214

14 also in Itay

 Fawzi Bou Lawzi!F.UY7vg2RI 16215

File: 1365793196124_Chloe_Hick_16.jpg (248.03 KB, 1920x800)

>if i told friends that i liked chloe, they wouldn't even talk to me anymore.

When I told my friends I like Chloë, it's pretty normal to them. Since our traffic and general government laws are barely obeyed and observed in Lebanon, it is not surprising that a man of, let's say, 25 years of age, likes a 16 or 15-year old girl. Even though our society is more on the conservative side of the cultural and religious spectrum (albeit not as much as Egypt or Saudi Arabia) compared to the West, such relationships are not frowned upon unless the girl is a total slut/whore. In effect, we still have laws that have been unchanged since 1926 (which is when the French mandate created a constitution for Lebanon based on the constitution of the Third French Republic).

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 16216

File: 1365793298493_fashion29.jpg (69.07 KB, 356x985)


>Brain maturity ends at 25, should we raise the age of consent until then? So that can't be a metric.

I'm not saying whether I agree with this or not, just that this is why I think they don't raise the age of consent until 25.

When you're 15 you still have characteristics of a child, not only in terms of physical appearance but in terms of psychology and personality.

At 15 you still act like a child and though I don't believe you magically become more mature the second you hit the age of consent, but just that 18 year olds are more likely to be wiser and astute. More real-worl experience and less-likely to be taken advantage of.

>Also, it's apparently okay to view her as an adult and treat her like one for acting purposes-but at the same time reject any notion she's an attractive female to the point you can't even make casual remarks?

I agree with this. I mean, personally, I think it's fine to comment on her beauty and attractiveness. But to make pervy remarks like you would about Kim Kardashian or Scarlett Johansson would be wrong.

 ineverrun (7e90) 16217

 KissMyBass (984e) 16218

when i was 15 my girlfriend was 19.
she was a pedophile? o_O

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16219

File: 1365793397189_chlotallica2.png (4.45 MB, 1410x1410)


>I mean, personally, I think it's fine to comment on her beauty and attractiveness. But to make pervy remarks like you would about Kim Kardashian or Scarlett Johansson would be wrong.


 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 16220

File: 1365793450176_smile2.jpg (32.73 KB, 500x333)


No, she was an ephebophile.

do I have you on fb?

 KissMyBass (984e) 16221

File: 1365793633522.png (436.49 KB, 745x527)

oh,in this case i know a lot of ephebophile. I also envy some ofthem

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16222

File: 1365793695575_chlozor_attack.gif (226.84 KB, 483x599)


thats…so…cool. i'll send you a fb message on how you pulled that off.

 Solar!!JaE3DH33zQ 16223

File: 1365793721981_CM0000000SC-TFLAN-TCf.jpg.jpg (918.49 KB, 1938x3000)

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 16224

File: 1365793740221_son-pope.jpg (46.7 KB, 295x354)

>remember,we have the Vatican….
fair point
when you have old men being attracted to young boys, no one will raise their arms in the air about 20yr olds being attracted to a 16yr old girl

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16225

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whats the oldest chloe would date? there has to be some limit, or else the media would have a field day.

 Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 16226

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 KissMyBass (984e) 16227

File: 1365793857621_01.jpg (29.01 KB, 311x335)

>when you have old men being attracted to young boys, no one will raise their arms in the air about 20yr olds being attracted to a 16yr old girl

but the truth its that they "raise their arms in the air about 20yr olds being attracted to a 16yr old girl" and after put they arms on little kids -_-

 Drunkën Mastür!No.7//JDvE 16228

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 Anonymous (cf42) 16229

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Well Johnny Depp is like fifty, so that might be her limit.

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16230

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hahahahahahahahaahahahahah as a part italian, i laughed double hard.

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 16231

File: 1365793919025_Capture.jpg (28.08 KB, 570x327)

there might be something a little fucked up with your society

 Fawzi Bou Lawzi!F.UY7vg2RI 16232

File: 1365793949945_Chloe_Eyes_6.jpg (578.32 KB, 1128x632)

In the blue harbor of your eyes,
Blow rains of melodious lights,
Dizzy suns and sails
Painting their voyage to endlessness.

In the blue harbor of your eyes
Is an open sea window,
And birds appear in the distance
Searching for islands still unborn.

In the blue harbor of your eyes
Snow falls in July.
Ships laden with turquoise
Spill over the sea and are not sunk.

In the blue harbor of your eyes
I run on the scattered rocks like a child
Breathing the fragrance of the sea
And return an exhausted bird.

In the blue harbor of your eyes
Stones sing in the night.
Who has hidden a thousand poems
In the closed book of your eyes?

If only, if only I were a sailor,
If only somebody'd give me a boat,
I would furl my sails each evening
In the blue harbor of your eyes.

- Nizar Qabbani

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 16233

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 KissMyBass (984e) 16234

File: 1365793991877.jpg (45.78 KB, 328x287)

>there might be something a little fucked up with your society

something? A fucking lot!

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 16235

really? He looks younger. Daniel Craig was also one of her crushes and he's 45

 Crackerer (00cf) 16236

File: 1365794106994.jpeg (18.73 KB, 300x400)


As her age right now, probably how ever old Tyler Possey is. (And I don't mean Tyler Possey himself, just what ever age he is.)

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16237

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 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 16238

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I heard that Scorsese was another crush

He's 70. I think it's safe to say she has no limit. No discrimination. She's perfect.

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 16239

File: 1365794255531.jpg (71.93 KB, 363x600)

>No discrimination

>her own words

 KissMyBass (984e) 16240

File: 1365794265910.jpg (11.82 KB, 300x250)

gerontophilia & ephebophilia are the perfect match!

 Crackerer (00cf) 16241

File: 1365794280681_sc.jpg (86.59 KB, 610x451)


I lost my shit! lo fuckin l!

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 16242

File: 1365794349231.jpg (245.29 KB, 1155x560)

it's even funnier because all the pieces fit
he really did turn 70 around the time when the oc was made

 Anonymous (cf42) 16243

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If only everyone were as reasonable and level-headed as Chloe.

No wonder we admire her.

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16244

File: 1365794391811_roflbot.jpg (94.22 KB, 960x530)


aaron likes them old too.

 KissMyBass (984e) 16245

File: 1365794539392_Hell-Yeah.jpg (146.01 KB, 800x623)

love MILFs is not a sexual taste.
its a life style.

 Anonymous (a23c) 16246

I am literally talk about our favorite person. She's smart enough and tenacious enough for me to be comfortable calling her hot as she is. It's case by case. And anyway, you specifically called her mentally immature which is why I made the 25 year old brain maturity remark.

Anyways full brain maturity is in the 20's at the least.

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 16247

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and she denied that it was Asa

>it's true

 Anonymous (96f1) 16248

File: 1365794643606_im-just-fucking-with-you-dad_clink_large.jpg (51.83 KB, 960x540)

Why do you guys keep on saying that age is just a number?

Age is clearly a word

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16249

File: 1365794675160_teri.jpg (165.51 KB, 500x500)

 KissMyBass (984e) 16250

File: 1365794678881.jpg (31.59 KB, 494x524)

onlybecause Asa seems a Lemur

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 16251

>She's smart enough and tenacious enough for me to be comfortable calling her hot as she i
in many ways she is more mature than a16 yr old so there's that factor too

 Fawzi Bou Lawzi!F.UY7vg2RI 16252

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 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 16253

File: 1365795298151_lilchlo328.jpg (27.93 KB, 455x457)


>She's smart enough and tenacious enough for me to be comfortable calling her hot as she is.

That's fine and I'm comfortable with that as well. It's just that I wouldn't like people getting into verbose descriptions about what they would do to her, like they would about other actresses.

As for the article, it said the brain isn't fully mature until 25. This doesn't mean that a 15yo is just as mature as a 20yo.

 KissMyBass (984e) 16254

File: 1365795369546_dug.jpeg (1.29 MB, 4056x2835)

i'd love meet these "two generations" in private
creepy at high levels

 Anonymous (a23c) 16255

There's also no guarantee that a 20 year old is as mature as a 15 year old.

You said: She's mentally immature
I said: technically 25 or so is the age for maturity
You said: Statistically speaking people tend to be more mature as they get older
I said: I'm just talking about her in particular and that brain maturity shouldn't be used as the metric for whether or not you can call someone hot or not (sound ridiculous?)

I don't care about the general statistics for the population, I'm talking about her in particular. She's so obviously high functioning that citing what occurs for the lemming masses is just inconsequential.

 Fawzi Bou Lawzi!F.UY7vg2RI 16256

File: 1365795707433_Chloe_Cute_36.jpg (501.43 KB, 2592x3428)

Today, my little sister was watching Bolt on TV. I recognized Chloë's voice in the opening scene if I'm not mistaken.

 Solar!!JaE3DH33zQ 16257

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 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16258

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 KissMyBass (984e) 16259

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think what you want,but for the nature,15yo is not a kid.all the rest is just moral.
hormone awakening in progress

 Solar!!JaE3DH33zQ 16260

File: 1365796100321.gif (1.83 MB, 258x352)

Surely this conversation has run it's course.

Regardless of peoples ages, Chloe's beautiful, that's all that needs to be said.

 Anonymous (7b79) 16261

File: 1365796154933_0_03.jpg (131.63 KB, 450x443)

you can't say that till she's 18 ya sick freak

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16262

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 KissMyBass (984e) 16263

File: 1365796320133.jpg (49.88 KB, 246x361)

>that's all that needs to be said.
the point is that someone can't say that he like our queen becuse some "moral laws" label him like a pedophile.
we talked about it many times

 Solar!!JaE3DH33zQ 16264

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 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 16265


I don't think she's as emotionally mature as someone like Jennifer Lawrence.

I also think that she transcends perverted descriptions of sexual manifestos. this, of course, excludes jokes about bath water and bong rips

 Anonymous (a74c) 16266

File: 1365797241831.jpg (83.49 KB, 593x785)

Don't really care much about pics it's mostly the comments that irritate me
I only have this one saved because ironically it fits

 Anonymous (4afd) 16267

How do you think Chloe would react if Jack Nicholson hit on her?

 Anonymous (a23c) 16268

Look at the way she interacted with all the adults she's worked with. She's as cool as any chick on a college campus. She would good no fucks I'd imagine.

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 16269

File: 1365797563749_laugh24324.jpg (61.49 KB, 413x620)


probably with a lot more "y'knows" than Jen

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16270

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 KissMyBass (984e) 16271

File: 1365797841333.jpg (117.14 KB, 1197x600)


 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 16272

File: 1365797913637_plaid3443432.png (143.19 KB, 430x321)


Trevor's cheesed again

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16273

File: 1365798003731_ooooooOOOOOOOOOOO.jpg (27.84 KB, 480x480)


lel. he wants to be in the spot light too….

 Anonymous (4afd) 16274

So, so much.

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16275

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 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 16276

File: 1365798107310_iduno2.jpg (222.33 KB, 900x510)


he had about 1 second of fame in that video

 KissMyBass (984e) 16277

File: 1365798115575.jpg (11.96 KB, 300x251)

Trev is the most cunning of all
now he produce her sister's movie
with her sister's money

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16278

File: 1365798218668_perfection.jpg (749.86 KB, 1800x2700)

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16279

File: 1365798306813_orb.png (184.4 KB, 640x480)

the orb of faboost. few have seen it in person.

 Anonymous (7b79) 16280

File: 1365798316724_verticalpeopleschoice.jpg (462.92 KB, 616x2518)

 Solar!!JaE3DH33zQ 16281

File: 1365798366371_Hick_282.jpg (179.43 KB, 1920x800)

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16282

File: 1365798458420_smile_for_the_camera.jpg (76.86 KB, 399x594)

 KissMyBass (984e) 16283

File: 1365798469195.png (436.49 KB, 745x527)


and her sister's money have recently produced also his new car

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 16284

File: 1365798509435_laugh3948.gif (806.25 KB, 245x140)

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16285

File: 1365798597881_chloes_pink_c6.jpg (115.26 KB, 612x612)

its time for chloe to buy a car soon.

 KissMyBass (984e) 16286

File: 1365798833550.png (351.23 KB, 545x523)

she can't
she must drive the car that her brother have buy with her money

 Lili Johnson !!eGMakPsOug 16287

File: 1365798845870_iiiiiiiiii.gif (949.87 KB, 450x230)


 Solar!!JaE3DH33zQ 16288

File: 1365798936901_Hick_606.jpg (167.36 KB, 1920x800)

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 16289

File: 1365798951872_iamnumberfour8.jpg (110.38 KB, 546x800)

I really wonder how their family life is/was.

I wonder the discussions at the table during breakfast. I think about Chloe asking Trevor for advice. I think about what type of toothpaste Chloe prefers.

I think about the petty arguments she has with her brothers about things like, who rides shotgun, and time spent in the bathroom. I wonder about the physical fights they had, and how much fun it would be to watch it all go down.

I wonder what Chloe thinks that herself thinks of herself and the types of personal matters she tries to improve on.

I like to think about stuff like this.

 Lili Johnson !!eGMakPsOug 16290

File: 1365798986977.png (572.76 KB, 540x520)

but if she does that then she has no freedom

 Anonymous (7b79) 16291

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 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16292

File: 1365799034851_drive.jpg (149.04 KB, 848x1240)


she is way too cool for a white 328i.

>physical fights

yfw she beats them all up

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 16293

File: 1365799109950_chloe_moretz_632.jpg (10.86 KB, 292x355)

 KissMyBass (984e) 16294

File: 1365799130160.jpg (81.49 KB, 399x600)

>I think about what type of toothpaste Chloe prefers.

 Anonymous (7b79) 16295

File: 1365799204441_19.jpg (40.71 KB, 372x354)

i wonder what chloe would think about some random bloke wondering all that about her
i wonder woulds she be immensely flattered or scared shitless

 KissMyBass (984e) 16296

File: 1365799234795.png (328.53 KB, 506x520)


in a short time Trev can buy a new car with SoulCycle's money

 Anonymous (a74c) 16297

File: 1365799258180.jpg (196.2 KB, 500x500)

What about you? how would that make you feel?

 Anonymous (4afd) 16298

I wonder what she'd think of the Chloe tulpa crowd.

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16299

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 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 16300

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I wouldn't doubt that either of the two would cross her mind.

I'm sure she's thought about the lives of people she admires to some extent, so maybe she can empathize.

 Anonymous (7b79) 16301

File: 1365799365914_chloe_moretz_I_am_number_four_premiere_073.jpg (652.18 KB, 2210x3000)

thousands of women already wonder stuff like that about me and it feels faaaannnnntastic -_-
if tuplas existed you can't blame people for wanting a chloe one, where are the chloe tupla crowd?

 KissMyBass (984e) 16302

File: 1365799380683.jpg (45.78 KB, 328x287)

>i wonder woulds she be immensely flattered or scared shitless

definitely scared shitless

 Solar!!JaE3DH33zQ 16303

File: 1365799402984_Hick_52.jpg (146.67 KB, 1920x800)

>dat feel when you will never have Chloë standing in front of you wearing frilly panties and aiming a gun in your face.

 Anonymous (4afd) 16304

>where are the chloe tupla crowd?
Alla round you. You don't notice them, but they're there. On the bus, in the park, at work. People living their lives with a Chloe next to them, always.

 Anonymous (7b79) 16305

File: 1365799452701.jpg (103.97 KB, 480x640)

yeah i'm sure she can to some extent, plus i doubt she realises some people's obsessions are as bad as they seem

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 16306

File: 1365799485102_132706371309431.jpg (26.38 KB, 599x600)

The gun is pretty scary but that ass of hers is the real lethal weapon

 Anonymous (7b79) 16307

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 Solar!!JaE3DH33zQ 16308

File: 1365799567904.jpg (36.88 KB, 405x415)



I can't say it would be a bad way to die.

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16309

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 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 16310

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I would die walking slowly up to her in an attempt to hug her, seconds before she shoots me in the face

 KissMyBass (984e) 16311

File: 1365799664556_pay-attention-in-class.jpg (142.74 KB, 518x724)

 Anonymous (4afd) 16312

You laugh now, but we'll see who gets the last laugh.

We'll see…

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 16313

File: 1365799690150_00000.jpg (156.42 KB, 600x774)


I bet she knows some people, perhaps even celebrities, who are closet chlobros with a mad obsession with her.

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 16314

File: 1365799721436_chloe_moretz_arriving_lax_1.jpg (134.39 KB, 534x800)

I wouldn't mind being asphyxiated to death when she accidentally sits on me

 KissMyBass (984e) 16315

File: 1365799761790_vbn.jpeg (32.75 KB, 400x400)

oh yeah

 Anonymous (7b79) 16316

File: 1365799793404_le_mildly_disgruntled_face2.0.jpg (34 KB, 454x439)

me? i'd ask her what brand of toothpaste she uses then leave peacefully, satisfied in that knowledge. Simple man am i
the person who isn't brutally killed to death by their makeshift chloe tulpa, that's who.

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16317

File: 1365799883016_shesreal.gif (255.54 KB, 816x826)

my dad just stormed in while i was looking through my chloe folder. i shat a brick. just closed the screen immediately.

 KissMyBass (984e) 16318

File: 1365799887174_chloe_moretz_reaction_picture_8.jpg (13.04 KB, 316x304)

but be careful to her fart!!!
taste the rainbow

 Anonymous (7b79) 16319

File: 1365799906220.jpg (104.5 KB, 611x611)

like which celebs? tracey jordan?
i suppose that female one ( jamie king ? ) would and i always get a feeling alec baldwin digs her big time

 Anonymous (4afd) 16320

Like Chlolpa would ever do something like that. She's too sweet and kind.

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 16321

File: 1365800032538_iamnumberfour3.jpg (426.7 KB, 2000x3000)


you're doing god's work, son

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 16322

File: 1365800061284_son-tumblr-is-for-fags.jpg (36.74 KB, 295x354)

>my dad just stormed in while i was looking through tumblr

and this is what he said

 Anonymous (7b79) 16323

File: 1365800102586_31.jpg (27.77 KB, 276x312)

i've heard that before

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16324

File: 1365800187101_SPG.png (127.37 KB, 420x200)


tumblr sucks.

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 16325

File: 1365800269512_laugh3428.jpg (75.69 KB, 600x400)


Tracy Jordan is a fictional character.

But I'm thinking more along the lines of Dylan O'Brien, Bertie, Tyler Posey, and some other ones that I either haven't heard of, or would never expect.

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16326

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 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16327

File: 1365800392586_hitmonchlo.png (43.67 KB, 214x274)

i wanna think of a quality, short but sweet thing to tweet her, that she will tweet back! something that involves a pic too.

but what? and when? those are the questions…

 KissMyBass (984e) 16328

File: 1365800400822.jpg (31.24 KB, 381x403)

and if Chloe likes to watch porn?
i don't know the reason for this question
What would you think guys?

 Anonymous (7b79) 16329

File: 1365800430398_chloe_moretz_hugo_press_33.jpg (50.96 KB, 500x333)

it's weird to think about a celeb having an obsession with another celeb but isuppose it's possible
just picturing tyler posey's room covered in chloe photos and him watching the best coast vid on a loop while he gently sobs at lost oppurtunities

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 16330

File: 1365800459229_rusrs43.jpg (67.04 KB, 705x767)



>expecting Chloe to respond to any stranger who isn't a fresh-faced model

 Anonymous (a74c) 16331

File: 1365800486386.jpg (20.79 KB, 153x194)

I would think she's the dirtiest worst disgusting female on the planet and I would never ever even look at her again
…is this a serious question?

 Anonymous (7b79) 16332

File: 1365800549384_chloe_moretz_jared_engs_30th_birthday_party_008.jpg (1.04 MB, 3000x1996)

ask her her opinion on people with dark skin
depends on the type of porn, i suspect most teenagers at some stage or another, be they girls or boys look at some purely out of curiousty if nothing else. considering how easy it is nowdays why not

 KissMyBass (984e) 16333

File: 1365800580740.jpg (59.67 KB, 594x395)

>is this a serious question?
why not?
>I would think she's the dirtiest worst disgusting female on the planet
u don't know female that like porn?

 Anonymous (4afd) 16334

This makes me sad because it's true…

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16335

File: 1365800607378_hotel-chloefornia.jpg (57.75 KB, 960x640)


she re-tweets people sometimes. but it has to include a funny pic or video and a sentence like "chloe you gotta see this!!" if she likes it, she'll retweet it.

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16336

File: 1365800683522_2.jpg (27.35 KB, 245x350)


HA. very funny.

 Anonymous (7b79) 16337

File: 1365800687553_e39de5864e3511e29b3722000a1fa50e_7.jpg (69.22 KB, 612x612)

has anyone ever actually said the term chlomo.org irl out load
i just realised i think i have never done so
i've maybe never even said "chloe moretz" out load, weird feel

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 16338

File: 1365800701708_chloe_moretz_535.jpg (34.16 KB, 195x229)

>it has to include a funny pic or video and a sentence like "Chloë you gotta see this!!" if she likes it, she'll retweet it.
You must be petty new to this twitter thing because she got a million of those and the number of them that got retweets is close to zero

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 16339

File: 1365800730345_laugh32432.gif (1.99 MB, 344x307)


>picturing tyler posey's room covered in chloe photos and him watching the best coast vid on a loop while he gently sobs at lost oppurtunities


It might seem weird, but I'm positive they have celebrity obsessions, including Chloe.


this video was hard to watch. he's a bro

 Anonymous (7b79) 16340

File: 1365800745320_chloe_moretz_flaunt_magazine_10.jpg (184.13 KB, 871x1107)

 Anonymous (a74c) 16341

File: 1365800794808_7852786.png (476.06 KB, 507x639)

You don't know sarcasm?

 Anonymous (7b79) 16342

File: 1365800842648_Chloe_Grace_Moretz_DoSomething_org_Aeropostale_DxKjkxRsMClx.jpg (201.67 KB, 688x1024)

oh yeah that guy, blatantly trying to save face
harks back to the whole age thing

 Anonymous (a74c) 16343

File: 1365800848092.jpg (26.16 KB, 216x278)

Yes I did, and yes I did.

 Anonymous (4afd) 16344

>i've maybe never even said "chloe moretz" out load, weird feel
Neither have I. I just did though now. Weird, something I can now never get back.

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16345

File: 1365800873895_Chloe_Moretz-002.jpg (420.86 KB, 2560x1920)


Rahadi Pranatha @Ricky_Rahadi 8 Apr

You have to see this @ChloeGMoretz LOL :)) pic.twitter.com/cBMGBn3dMI

^^that person barely speaks english and he got a re-tweet.

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 16346

File: 1365800879831.jpg (84.35 KB, 625x414)

>i've maybe never even said "Chloë moretz" out load, weird feel
me too
it will probably feel even weirder hearing yourself say it
either way, that's not something that will come out of my mouth any time soon

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 16347

File: 1365800950135_chloe_moretz_368.jpg (51.5 KB, 464x617)

and for everyone like her there are a thousand that don't get a retweet

 Anonymous (a74c) 16348

File: 1365800968860.jpg (57.67 KB, 533x599)

What the-
Why not?

 Crackerer (00cf) 16349

File: 1365801026262_Chloe_Moretz_362.jpg (415.58 KB, 1500x1124)


She probably has stumbled upon it before, maybe out of curiosity or maybe because she just wanted to "watch" it. Either way it doesn't matter, I would actually think it's a little weird if she hasn't. She's 16, who the fuck hasn't seen porn by that age.

 Anonymous (7b79) 16350

File: 1365801028971_chloe_moretz_sportmax_fashion_show_042.jpg (525.59 KB, 2991x1991)

>I can now never get back
on on this day much of value was lost
well you are the super hardcore ultrafan so i'd expect that from you
let us all run out onto the streets in unison and loudly profess our love to the world. maybe when carrie rolls around i can segway a convo or two towards her

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16351

File: 1365801035987_fanphoto.jpg (98.03 KB, 612x612)


its definitely rare and nearly impossible, but there IS a chance.

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 16352

File: 1365801039294_youdisappoint.jpg (136.55 KB, 550x670)


>not spreading the news about the wonder that is Chloe Moretz to everyone who can speak the same language as you

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 16353

File: 1365801043278_chloe-moretz-2574.jpg (25.45 KB, 333x345)

Because I don't see many scenarios that would require me to say her name

 KissMyBass (984e) 16354

File: 1365801089343.jpg (99.84 KB, 777x600)

meybe she retweet randomly.
try to be pander about the trailer of Carrie,lately she retweets a lot of this shit

 Anonymous (a74c) 16355

File: 1365801125273.jpg (408.79 KB, 870x1108)

Fuck yeah I am

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 16356

File: 1365801169420_high.jpg (83 KB, 716x960)


"Have you heard about the greatest actress in existence? No?! Her name is Chloe Grace Moretz!"

Jeez Chiles, I thought you shunned upon those who didn't promote Chloe.

 Anonymous (a74c) 16357

File: 1365801236310.jpg (21.54 KB, 534x561)

What about talking to your friends?
You know…telling them a KickAss2 will be out soon and the same actress will also be in the remake of carrie? The conversation doesn't necessarily have to involve a detailed description of your deepest fantasies about her

 Anonymous (4afd) 16358

Only from other famous people.

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 16359

File: 1365801272596_chloe_moretz_412.jpg (15 KB, 151x161)

>I thought you shunned upon those who didn't promote Chloë.
except that in real life I try to keep a distance from her name
last thing I want is for people to know I have the biggest crush on a 16yr old girl

 Anonymous (4afd) 16360

>last thing I want is for people to know I have the biggest crush on a 16yr old girl
Especially one you've never met.

Life is hard for Chlobros.

 Anonymous (a74c) 16361

File: 1365801352875.gif (348.34 KB, 201x190)

>except that in real life I try to keep a distance from her name
last thing I want is for people to know I have the biggest crush on a 16yr old girl
You damn casual
You'ra a shame

 Anonymous (7b79) 16362

File: 1365801384461.jpg (153.29 KB, 600x788)

i'll never forget we found out that one of our friends had an s-club7 fansite registered in his name and my god did he get shit for that, didn't help his case considering his sexuality was already in question
poor guy

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 16363

And what would be the point?

 Anonymous (a74c) 16364

File: 1365801455864.jpg (17.78 KB, 210x230)

You'd have someone to talk about it in real life, wouldn't that feel good?

 KissMyBass (984e) 16365

File: 1365801458825_okay.png (254.89 KB, 486x506)

>Life is hard for Chlobros.

the fucking truth

your friends can react badly?

 Anonymous (7b79) 16366

File: 1365801465241.jpg (35.97 KB, 461x333)

do you not proudly show your chlolpa off to friends and family?

 Anonymous (7b79) 16367

File: 1365801588407.gif (492.04 KB, 275x199)

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 16368

File: 1365801590511_bitch_please.jpg (134.12 KB, 515x485)

because you go telling people left and right you have a crush on a 16yr old, and had it even since she was 13-14

>you calling me casual … all my lulz

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 16369

File: 1365801603021_leather3242.jpg (557.77 KB, 2300x3335)


Sure, but you can mention that she's a great actress. That doesn't mean revealing the extent of your obsession.

I find it hard not to talk about her tbh. I try to contain myself so as not to come off as too obsessed but my friends and family have seen the poster in my room and the movies I have. I'm not ashamed for people to know I admire her.

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 16370

File: 1365801686621_chloe_moretz_252.jpg (7.49 KB, 182x188)

>would have someone calling you a pedo IRl
that wouldn't be good

 Anonymous (4afd) 16371

File: 1365801691711_sadchloe.jpg (13.75 KB, 360x374)

>friends and family

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 16372

File: 1365801700286_laughfull2.jpg (10.77 KB, 141x161)


ah man.

 Anonymous (a74c) 16373

File: 1365801707518.png (285.09 KB, 431x428)

I see no problem here, you're 15, I thought that's normal?

 Anonymous (a74c) 16374

File: 1365801767588.jpg (341.63 KB, 1200x800)

Your friends suck.

 Anonymous (7b79) 16375

File: 1365801767541.gif (6.63 MB, 349x250)

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 16376

File: 1365801783971_13475991641.jpg (43 KB, 400x392)

>, you're 15
I am
but I've been 15 for quite a long time

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 16377

File: 1365801791961_disniggasrs.png (609.75 KB, 625x632)


>And what would be the point?

To advocate the same thing you do over the internet: Promote someone that you feel deserves promotion.

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 16378

File: 1365801840691.jpg (103.52 KB, 406x481)

and I bet your friends go "pedophilia? fuck yeah "

 Anonymous (a74c) 16379

File: 1365801841430.jpg (30.12 KB, 643x600)

You're still 15 anyway so point remains.

 Anonymous (7b79) 16380

File: 1365801886307_Chloe_Moretz_213.jpg (987.8 KB, 2560x1440)

>Promote someone that you feel deserves promotion
handing out chloe flyers in the strret to random passers by?
free hick dvds for all!

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 16381

File: 1365801893861_microphonechloe1.jpg (769.3 KB, 2068x3000)

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 16382

File: 1365801934529_chloe-moretz-cutest-thumbs-up-ever.jpg (65.99 KB, 319x512)

to a handful of people who I can never reveal in great detail what makes her so great and who will think of me as a pedo

cool story sto

 Anonymous (a74c) 16383

File: 1365801940612.png (329.71 KB, 1280x720)


 KissMyBass (984e) 16384

File: 1365801959407_vlcsnap-2013-04-02-13h29m34s2.png (200.54 KB, 269x370)

maybe u have just to try
when i've showed Chloe at my friends i've discover that they are worse than me
but its normal,she's gorgeous

 Anonymous (4afd) 16385

File: 1365802008672_tumblr_mdal1hnwU41rka6l9o1_500.gif (479.9 KB, 500x244)

Chlolpa is all I've got.

And my Chlobros.

 Anonymous (a74c) 16386

File: 1365802011077.jpg (25.67 KB, 218x277)

>free hick dvds for all!
Wait..are talking promotion or demotion here?

 KissMyBass (984e) 16387

File: 1365802020740.jpg (45.78 KB, 328x287)

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 16388

File: 1365802060546_chloe_moretz_027.jpg (20.91 KB, 300x331)

>maybe u have just to try
or maybe I don't and remain in a safe position instead of doing something potentially very stupid and irreversible

 Anonymous (a74c) 16389

File: 1365802114579.jpg (39.17 KB, 264x216)

Promotion is all she needs alright…

 Anonymous (7b79) 16390

File: 1365802137740_chloe_moretz_versace_fashion_event_020.jpg (1.53 MB, 2400x3600)

gtfo chump
at least your chlolpa will kill you into death soon, then you won't have to feel those feels anymore. she'll eat your soul

 Anonymous (a74c) 16391

File: 1365802153770_yolo-final.jpg (20.81 KB, 400x225)

 ShinyKoffing!!9XIdLo2MLU 16392

File: 1365802186177_argle_bargle.jpg (242.76 KB, 1536x2048)

You're 15?

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 16393

File: 1365802187180_erH5T.jpg (57.22 KB, 363x279)


I don't understand how someone would assume you're a pedo by simply mentioning how good of an actress she is. I also don't understand how someone can't see the attractiveness in Chloe but that's another story

Not only is she too old for you to be considered a pedo, but you're not commenting on anything that has to do with her appearance.

If what you're saying is true, your friends must be very low functioning retards.

 KissMyBass (984e) 16394

File: 1365802215021.jpg (31.64 KB, 331x299)

>or maybe I don't and remain in a safe position instead of doing something potentially very stupid and irreversible
maybe tou're right

 Anonymous (7b79) 16395

File: 1365802218836_chloe-moretz-vogue-russia-may-2012-3.jpg (281.93 KB, 1023x1352)

in respect it hardly brings all that much to his life though, letting others know that is

 Anonymous (4afd) 16396

>she'll eat your soul
She already has Anon.

She already has.

 Anonymous (7b79) 16397

File: 1365802276638.gif (676.53 KB, 500x441)

 Anonymous (a74c) 16398

File: 1365802322450.jpg (24.26 KB, 638x360)

Maybe he'll find out that his friends are actually closet p̶e̶d̶o̶s̶ fans as well

 Anonymous (4afd) 16399

File: 1365802364469_chulr.png (1.03 MB, 831x552)

Never underestimate the ability of guys to rip on their friends for anything.

 Anonymous (7b79) 16400

File: 1365802379083_chloe_moretz_out_and_about_in_toronto_010.jpg (2.96 MB, 2456x3968)

was that the case for you?

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 16401

File: 1365802465900_lilchlopengiun.jpg (37.53 KB, 500x312)


ripping on friends is one thing, but literally thinking that he's a pedo is another

I've gotten slagged for it, but no one seriously thinks I'm a pedo. And fortunately for me, I'm not, so I don't have to fake anything.

 Anonymous (a74c) 16402

File: 1365802472643.png (302.47 KB, 427x240)


 Anonymous (a74c) 16403

File: 1365802518197.jpg (21.59 KB, 400x363)

>but no one seriously thinks I'm a pedo
Keep telling yourself that

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16404

File: 1365802542312_chloe_getting_in.jpg (48.24 KB, 480x720)

my best friend knows i like chloe a lot. but hes stupid and ignorant like my bro and thinks shes still 13 or something.

when i go see kick-ass 2 and carrie with my bro, im gonna try and convert him, to at least be a fan.

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 16405

File: 1365802605281_hickgun92.jpg (375.12 KB, 1489x2365)


>thinks shes still 13

That problem is solvable. Show him this

 Anonymous (a74c) 16406

File: 1365802655446.jpeg (617.32 KB, 1166x844)

>my best friend knows
>my best friend
Imaginary people don't count

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16407

File: 1365802719498_datclass2.jpg (695.45 KB, 957x1400)


lel i should.

i would lol hard if he left his gf and became a major chlobro. if she got the star wars role, he'll be here no matter what.

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16408

File: 1365802756291_nigga_please.jpg (88.1 KB, 717x600)

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 16409

File: 1365802779051_dp30--.png (351.23 KB, 545x523)


They only reported me to the police 3 times. And who doesn't have a few police cars staking out their house these days, amirite?

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16410

File: 1365802915689_motherrussia.jpg (707.94 KB, 1365x2048)

 Anonymous (4afd) 16411

File: 1365802918722_chloeshiggy.png (163.74 KB, 382x214)

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16412

File: 1365802960961_truth.jpg (121.35 KB, 1280x720)

 Anonymous (7b79) 16413

File: 1365803029788.jpg (67.51 KB, 960x720)

the other day you said you prefer chatting to your 'bros' on facebook than posting here. One question, is there much chloe talk on fb? or does it consist of other stuff primarily?
lol'd, where you from bro?

 Fawzi Bou Lawzi!F.UY7vg2RI 16414

File: 1365803100071_Carolyn_Dancing.gif (1.98 MB, 218x295)

 KissMyBass (984e) 16415

File: 1365803193606.jpg (26.66 KB, 324x328)

> is there much chloe talk on fb? or does it consist of other stuff primarily?
there is hostility in your words…

 ShinyKoffing!!9XIdLo2MLU 16416

File: 1365803214651_ticklemonster.jpg (723.38 KB, 2015x3000)

It depends on who I'm talking to. With some people, we will discuss Chloe often—yet with others the topic doesn't ever come up.

 Anonymous (7b79) 16417

File: 1365803262816.gif (450.51 KB, 199x199)

>doesn't ever come up

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16418

File: 1365803287042_pinkchloyd.jpg (92.44 KB, 698x470)

 Anonymous (7b79) 16419

File: 1365803314935_65542_Chloe_Moretz_MET_Opera_Gala_Premiere_Of_Manon_J0001_007_122_518lo.jpg (1.16 MB, 2400x3678)

more like curiosity

 Anonymous (a74c) 16420

File: 1365803321210.jpg (18.42 KB, 338x332)

>is there much chloe talk on fb? or does it consist of other stuff primarily?
Isn't the fact that many newfags who left or barely post here are on facebook almost every day enough of an answer for you?

 Anonymous (7b79) 16421

File: 1365803395524.jpg (54.27 KB, 397x284)

i'm afraid not
maybe they like fb because they don't get called newfags or casuals there.

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16422

File: 1365803395939_Alakachlo.jpg (38.19 KB, 548x487)

 Anonymous (4afd) 16423

I am one of those newfags to chlomo.org and hear about Chloe opportunities on Facebook. Is it a Chloe Facebook fanpage or something?

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 16424

>If what you're saying is true, your friends must be very low functioning retards.
quite the opposite
and this is pointless anyway
I'm not mentioning her name

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 16425

File: 1365803488411_wooo.gif (1.21 MB, 372x323)

 Anonymous (a74c) 16426

File: 1365803490087_Clio-CircleJerk-751056.jpg.jpeg (38.06 KB, 395x300)

You know why they like it? oh I'll tell why they like it so much…
Pic related

 Anonymous (7b79) 16427

File: 1365803504003_Joey_Tribbiani.jpg (11.91 KB, 320x400)

mods are asleep
post joey

 ShinyKoffing!!9XIdLo2MLU 16428

File: 1365803504760_Alakachlo.jpg (32.73 KB, 548x487)

This version of that picture has less of the ugly white lines around it.

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16429

File: 1365803568673_moretz-jaxon2016.jpg (361.47 KB, 800x461)

nothing wrong with fb.

without it there would REALLY be off topic discussions and posts all the time.


 Anonymous (7b79) 16430

File: 1365803569842_laughter.jpg (94.76 KB, 1600x900)

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 16431

>literally thinking that he's a pedo is another
Who said anything about literally?
but you'll get a "get your balls busted for life" permit

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 16432

File: 1365803592632_uwotm8.png (209.93 KB, 344x369)


>mod posts 30 seconds before him

>mods are asleep

 Anonymous (a74c) 16433

File: 1365803608250.jpg (25.86 KB, 218x277)

There is a group but we rarely use it
The primar use of facebook for c̶h̶l̶o̶b̶r̶o̶s̶ facebros is the same as it is for you in real life, except with different identity

 Anonymous (7b79) 16434

File: 1365803638324_chloe_moretz_cleopatra_northern_ballet_premiere_016.jpg (1.46 MB, 1635x2816)

mods are awake
post chloe

 KissMyBass (984e) 16435

File: 1365803670010_diggy.jpg (35.42 KB, 446x476)

>maybe they like fb because they don't get called newfags or casuals there.

or maybe they like fb because sometimes someone wanna talk about other than Chloe and for not disturb few susceptible "oldfags"have opened an account.
if u wanna talk with some guys that u have know here
and you decide to it on fb
what's the problem?

 Anonymous (a74c) 16436

File: 1365803673595_joey-tribbiani.jpg (13.71 KB, 300x214)

I fucking love Joey

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16437

File: 1365803699011_k_4.jpg (33.08 KB, 400x400)

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 16438

File: 1365803720046_smile23849723.jpg (569.23 KB, 2365x3547)


This reminded me of someone in a zombie apocalypse hearing about some newly discovered land that has a cure for the infection.

 Anonymous (4afd) 16439

File: 1365803752580_toastandcoffee.jpg (19.95 KB, 320x240)

Mods are Chloe.

Post tubby toast.

 Anonymous (a74c) 16440

File: 1365803761622.jpg (51.48 KB, 480x640)

>without it there would REALLY be off topic discussions and posts all the time.
Try it, I fucking dare you.

 Anonymous (7b79) 16441

File: 1365803785669_chloe_moretz_royal_academy_summer_exhibition_035.jpg (1.69 MB, 2400x3600)

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 16442

File: 1365803799561.jpg (91.81 KB, 600x412)

my thoughts exactly

 Anonymous (7b79) 16443

File: 1365803826723.gif (1.19 MB, 300x254)

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 16444

File: 1365803879400_angierusrs.jpg (319.41 KB, 1920x1040)


>Who said anything about literally?

you did…multiple times

but whatever, I'm not tryna convince you to talk to your friends about Chloe, just that your reasons for not wanting to seem unwarranted

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 16445

File: 1365803906335_chloe_moretz_chloemoretzfancom12.jpg (1.63 MB, 1340x1892)

 Anonymous (a74c) 16446

File: 1365803929920.jpg (27.24 KB, 320x320)

Aw c'mmon…what is this? highschool?

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 16447

File: 1365803981108.jpg (112.13 KB, 700x394)



>you did…multiple times
>never said that anywhere

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 16448

File: 1365804040847_chloe_moretz_289.jpg (14.92 KB, 275x297)

because once you finish highschool you stop busting balls or receiving the same treatment

 Fawzi Bou Lawzi!F.UY7vg2RI 16449

File: 1365804089241_Chloe_Hick_8.jpg (127.98 KB, 1920x800)


 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 16450

File: 1365804160012_roissyairportparis.jpg (80.7 KB, 396x594)


>to a handful of people who I can never reveal in great detail what makes her so great and who will think of me as a pedo

that's a literal statement. You didn't say they would tease you for it. You said they'd think you're a pedo. Am I supposed to assume that everything you say is figurative? Come on, dude.

 KissMyBass (984e) 16451

File: 1365804160740.jpg (16.27 KB, 197x187)

not entirely,but diminishes

 Anonymous (a74c) 16452

File: 1365804189213.jpg (52.74 KB, 597x819)

Yeah but
>"get your balls busted for life" permit
Aren't you exaggerating?
I can't see that happening unless you go too far it

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 16453

File: 1365804334086.jpg (83.63 KB, 720x540)

I should have said 'call'
either way I don't want to go through that shit

 Anonymous (4afd) 16454

How far would too far be?

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 16455

File: 1365804394947_cool.jpg (528.82 KB, 3000x2000)


wtf? i wasn't talking about me.

so much hatred towards me, damn. all the time.

im just saying that the fb is good to talk about other things than chloe, instead of off topic things here.

 Anonymous (a74c) 16456

File: 1365804405121.jpg (166.99 KB, 423x495)

Letting them know he has a folder would do it.

 KissMyBass (984e) 16457

File: 1365804411550_vlcsnap-2013-04-02-13h29m34s2.png (200.54 KB, 269x370)

>How far would too far be?
good question

 Anonymous (a74c) 16458

File: 1365804484332_Nice-Pussy_1.jpg (41.22 KB, 796x525)

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 16459

File: 1365804507158_nod.gif (3.56 MB, 229x257)

 KissMyBass (984e) 16460

File: 1365804554754_120.jpg (83.02 KB, 328x360)

my friend knows that i like Chloe
but they don't know that i have a folder with pics,vids,all movies…..this page.
You're right GG don't say them nothing!

 GG!a3dKSVA5Rc 16461

File: 1365804561630.gif (1.72 MB, 340x330)


 ShinyKoffing!!9XIdLo2MLU 16462

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 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 16463

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 New Thread Anonymous (a74c) 16464

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 Anonymous (a524) 16465

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 Anonymous (5aa3) 16467

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