File: 1362358679836_creepy_smile_original.jpg (698.96 KB, 3000x1996)
File: 1362358819088_NOMNOMNOM.png (211.01 KB, 258x303)
Hamster Chloë is the best.
File: 1362358964502_carolyn.jpg (109.19 KB, 245x297)
File: 1362359084017_balls.jpg (100.21 KB, 425x271)
What's so sexy about that camera? It isn't on the picture
File: 1362359149705_serie.png (116.9 KB, 295x292)
That's just a random filename, son.
File: 1362359218368_Chlo_and_Little_Chlo.jpg (988.51 KB, 1988x3000)
Okay, I'm off. Take care of my thread!
Good night everyone, have a fun time posting!
File: 1362359295030_I03XAXT.gif (774.56 KB, 245x190)
File: 1362359372030_ChloeMoretzEmmyRossumMetropolitanOpera52FbwgT-bjsl.jpg (53.57 KB, 396x594)
File: 1362359513700.jpeg (34.85 KB, 699x572)
Zoun Yubari!dFxW955iE6 37375
File: 1362359604060_185485515121_strawberry_chloe.jpg (73.43 KB, 1016x902)
Mastër Bëan!QMOd.BeanU 37385
File: 1362360108995_David_Levene_2010_chloemoretz.vkontakte.ru_NC_9_of_43.jpg (2.64 MB, 4134x2756)
File: 1362360193469_fine.jpg (82.64 KB, 497x664)
Mastër Bëan!QMOd.BeanU 37387
File: 1362360218421.jpg (418.47 KB, 1508x2262)
File: 1362360319290_terii.jpg (77.06 KB, 540x720)
Mastër Bëan!QMOd.BeanU 37390
File: 1362360320032.jpg (2.18 MB, 1495x2058)
Crackerer (2e0a) 37392
File: 1362360442536_17.jpg (95.2 KB, 720x720)
One of my favs.
File: 1362360509235_60896_128633410520216_100001206745039_157582_7503770_n.jpg (41.68 KB, 604x397)
That pic was my smartphone wallpaper until a few weeks ago. Beautiful lips.
Mastër Bëan!QMOd.BeanU 37395
File: 1362360645176.jpg (1.3 MB, 2403x2031)
Zoun Yubari!dFxW955iE6 37396
File: 1362360676123_cherry.jpg (261.12 KB, 1200x1200)
I think I'm gonna go to sleep!
Mastër Bëan!QMOd.BeanU 37397
File: 1362360679776.jpg (1.61 MB, 3504x2336)
Mastër Bëan!QMOd.BeanU 37398
File: 1362360725785.jpg (1.72 MB, 2560x1920)
Mastër Bëan!QMOd.BeanU 37400
File: 1362360784155.jpg (1.13 MB, 1964x3000)
Mastër Bëan!QMOd.BeanU 37402
File: 1362360835006.png (289.12 KB, 412x525)
Mastër Bëan!QMOd.BeanU 37403
File: 1362360890569_chloemoretzNYT.jpg (578.67 KB, 797x1000)
Crackerer (2e0a) 37404
File: 1362360909816_japanpress.jpg (29.55 KB, 299x446)
Mastër Bëan!QMOd.BeanU 37405
File: 1362361042418.jpg (189.3 KB, 1280x960)
Mastër Bëan!QMOd.BeanU 37406
File: 1362361076321.png (281.48 KB, 429x507)
Crackerer (2e0a) 37407
File: 1362361094784_chloe-grace-moretz-cover-04.jpg (100.75 KB, 600x900)
Mastër Bëan!QMOd.BeanU 37408
File: 1362361118172.png (221.66 KB, 450x395)
Crackerer (2e0a) 37409
File: 1362361157513_eu_fico_imaginando_nos_dois.png (137.63 KB, 470x242)
Crackerer (2e0a) 37410
File: 1362361192234_6f82d6a67f6011e1af7612313813f8e8_7.jpg (85.8 KB, 612x612)
Anonymous (da76) 37411
File: 1362361262785_2010-November-4th-Daybreak-Studio-London-20.jpg (923.33 KB, 1499x2362)
Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 37412
File: 1362361424584.png (239.35 KB, 395x594)
Anonymous (da76) 37413
File: 1362361490421_2010-October-28th-Kick-Ass-Press-Japan-13.jpg (536.4 KB, 1558x3000)
File: 1362361572015_Let_Me_In_01.gif (2.99 MB, 286x295)
I pretty much already left, but now I really have to go.
Crackerer (2e0a) 37416
File: 1362361885988_spl502829_004.jpg (901.36 KB, 2000x3000)
File: 1362362013361_angie.png (104.55 KB, 258x257)
File: 1362362216449_abby_towel.gif (1.8 MB, 261x247)
Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 37420
File: 1362362407570.jpg (367.37 KB, 854x1280)
File: 1362362416029_GoodnightChloe.jpg (215.68 KB, 934x642)
Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 37422
File: 1362362448150.jpg (392.48 KB, 1500x1124)
Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 37424
File: 1362362524126.jpg (895.09 KB, 3000x2071)
Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 37425
File: 1362362590559_chlomotv.gif (241.49 KB, 500x375)
Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 37426
File: 1362362633690_13282297397.gif (1.15 MB, 250x250)
File: 1362362642723_Defibrillator.jpg (806.93 KB, 2100x3000)
File: 1362362647128_13345932474.jpg (67.48 KB, 350x435)
Halloween costume attempt.
Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 37429
File: 1362362694838_135865971746.gif (3.58 MB, 299x399)
Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 37431
File: 1362362741045.gif (1.96 MB, 384x320)
File: 1362362755480_Test001Halloween.jpg (79.15 KB, 934x642)
Still can't see my face. :P
Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 37433
File: 1362362812217.gif (6.08 MB, 350x522)
File: 1362362871456_the_f_bomb.jpg (16.49 KB, 375x414)
You're fucking huge!
Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 37435
File: 1362362933926.gif (603.35 KB, 325x183)
Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 37436
File: 1362363000875.png (163.4 KB, 321x361)
inb4 that's what she said or any dick joke
File: 1362363118205_point3.jpg (5.84 KB, 222x229)
File: 1362363304069_dawnofthechlo.png (1.38 MB, 900x1972)
Crackerer (2e0a) 37439
File: 1362363486834_japanpress.jpg (29.55 KB, 299x446)
Can you do the voice?
Btw, that's fuckin' sick. You look just like him.
File: 1362363517467_193lbsfebruary11.jpg (171.56 KB, 612x612)
It took a long, long time to get there. Years…almost too much time, one could argue. But I've gained 13 pounds since that photo. This is from three weeks ago.
File: 1362363665580_lanabanana.gif (798.83 KB, 245x160)
Woah, that's awesome. I don't don't even say the term 'awesome' that often but it seems to fit perfectly here.
Crackerer (2e0a) 37442
File: 1362363686728_omg_that_mouth.png (109.83 KB, 244x269)
Holey shit dude! fit as fuck!
File: 1362363699571.png (325.8 KB, 395x594)
Hahaha, yes, I can actually do the voice—that is, according to those who have heard it. I don't like to (I really don't, I don't know why), but my friends on a long night on post usually convince me to imitate a line or two.
File: 1362363947650_thank_you.gif (626.89 KB, 245x307)
Thank you both a million times over. I can't begin to describe the fucking time and dedication it takes to get that result. I'm proud of it.
File: 1362364127523_lanabanana2.gif (921.56 KB, 245x160)
But seriously, you do look like a spot-on Bane, and he was my favorite character in Dark Knight so that's pretty cool.
>random Jessica Lange gifs
File: 1362364250895_cafe_spit.gif (381.87 KB, 400x263)
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
I'm jealous as fuck.
Crackerer (2e0a) 37447
File: 1362364332714_32.jpg (242.76 KB, 1536x2048)
That really is awesome dude. Whenever I try to get in good shape, I always pussy out after about a month, lol.
File: 1362364380285.jpg (1.96 MB, 2000x3000)
When did you begin?
File: 1362364429798_asparagus.jpg (17.86 KB, 320x240)
So Cheetos has broken the ice on the Chlobro-picture-uploading.
File: 1362364596916_cant_touch_this.jpg (358.75 KB, 800x792)
I'm still considering it but then everyone would know I have a babyface.
Crackerer (2e0a) 37452
File: 1362364652658.jpg (35.87 KB, 469x428)
Buff dudes and girls first. lol
File: 1362364791085_coolfun.png (617.97 KB, 500x650)
My suggestion: Make a chlobro facebook account. That's the right place for that.
Here we are exposed to the internet, but there it is just us. The chlobro family. I have no problem with showing myself too, but I can't do it here. There people who lurk here who knows me.
Mastër Bëan!QMOd.BeanU 37455
File: 1362364911145.png (1.89 MB, 1249x1357)
File: 1362364922398_lesbian.jpg (333.41 KB, 900x1265)
Okay—so do you just make your username on Chlomo your alternate fb account name or..?
Mastër Bëan!QMOd.BeanU 37457
File: 1362364939238.png (381.25 KB, 1000x863)
Mastër Bëan!QMOd.BeanU 37458
File: 1362365004245_Love_Magazine_Issue_9_02.jpg (360.34 KB, 1024x1332)
File: 1362365016665_hg.png (43.43 KB, 222x175)
You create a new facebook dedicated to chlobros. You use whatever the hell you want as your name. Most of us use our chlomo names, but some (thatguy for example) use other ones.
I think Shiny Koffing is a good name, but you can use whatever you want. lol
Anonymous (da76) 37460
File: 1362365136705.jpg (9.11 KB, 236x367)
>mfw Cheetos is alpha as fuck
Mastër Bëan!QMOd.BeanU 37461
File: 1362365163672.gif (6.32 MB, 400x454)
File: 1362365400634_579625_481046758626946_218053836_n.png (533.46 KB, 500x600)
Well you're an angel for saying that.>>37446
There's nothing to be jealous of. Anyone can get big. It just takes the time, research, experimenting with proteins, and hard work. Anyone can do it, I swear. It's not just genetics or anything like you hear.>>37447
Well that's no good man, you won't even see results until after about 6 weeks minimum. You have to stick with it. You won't notice the results right away, but others will. I remember when I started, I thought I hadn't changed, but a friend who hadn't seen me in a month said as soon as he saw me, "Wow, you got bigger, bro.">>37449
Well shit, I didn't realize no one had done that before.>>37448
File: 1362365967648.jpg (328.97 KB, 1023x1334)
Almost time for 400.
File: 1362366036451_abby.jpg (988.21 KB, 3080x2054)
File: 1362366115540_uhuhu.png (50.14 KB, 161x192)
Shit's getting good in Zuckerberg's land.
Mastër Bëan!QMOd.BeanU 37471
File: 1362366136846.gif (1.74 MB, 266x339)
File: 1362366247562_chloespike_eyeprime_576.jpg (312.93 KB, 1600x1100)
File: 1362366268792_full-chloe-moretz-677260089.jpg (78.09 KB, 891x1186)
File: 1362366363499_guh.jpg (265.01 KB, 664x799)
File: 1362366590169.jpg (40.92 KB, 500x375)
I effin love this.
File: 1362366676272_coolpic.jpg (76.44 KB, 956x937)
holy motherfucking jesus christ!!!! you are fucking fit as fuck. i jelly.
File: 1362366677016.jpg (103.14 KB, 611x612)
Source on this?
File: 1362366854605_stand_back.jpg (80.59 KB, 646x640)
Be careful. He's gay.
File: 1362366957610_boo.jpg (62.56 KB, 612x612)
you are the shemale lover, you brazilian.
File: 1362367059286.gif (1.68 MB, 325x299)
Cease your hostilities this instant, thy brethren.
Anonymous (da76) 37485
File: 1362367067661_b6c6a07330_77516072_o2.jpg (70.14 KB, 604x547)
File: 1362367116619_hick2.gif (6.13 MB, 250x400)
File: 1362367167122_Chloe_1.jpg (1.8 MB, 2832x4256)
Anonymous (5740) 37490
File: 1362367581674_pca.png (182.88 KB, 319x394)
I just did 400 sit ups because of Cheetos. What now?
File: 1362367635209_depp.jpg (93.79 KB, 793x917)
Keep doing that for 4 years.
File: 1362367733363_2012-12-27_006.jpg (77.03 KB, 612x612)
File: 1362367763125.png (80.87 KB, 444x473)
That's good, but you want to do sets. Do 50, 40, 30, 20, 10 of flat-legged full-rises and then 70, 60, 50, 40, 30, 20, 10 of bicycles, then repeat two more times. After that, take a 10-minute rest. Then, do 50, 40, 30, 20, 10 of regular crunches, 50 right side crunches, 50 left side crunches, then a straight 85 regular sit ups using bar support. That's my daily ab workout.
Mastër Bëan!QMOd.BeanU 37494
File: 1362367838705.png (287.85 KB, 500x507)
Then go to bed and dream of dem gainzzzzz.
File: 1362367899212.jpg (14.04 KB, 320x320)
Take protein no later than an hour afterwards as well. And for God's sake, stretch after the workout and BEFORE SLEEP.
File: 1362367972681_boladona_flw.png (156 KB, 300x300)
What happens if you don't stretch?
File: 1362368142075.jpg (481.49 KB, 2500x1667)
It's just a good idea for you to stretch afterwards because your muscles naturally contract. But if you don't stretch before sleep, then you're going to curse the Gods in the morning. Sleep is when your muscles contract to an ultra-high level. If you don't stretch before sleep, I personally guarantee the soreness will last for nearly a week, not just a couple of days. And this little rule I have just described to you could not be more prudent when talking about leg muscles in specific.
File: 1362368468319.png (2.04 MB, 1300x975)
Oh shit. Now I know why I always felt like shit for days after working out.
Thank you for the tip. Maybe one day I'll get back to the gym.
File: 1362368523865_ah.jpg (24.38 KB, 393x414)
That's how my hamstrings felt for the last 8 days. I did a new workout called boxjumps, which I haven't done in about 5 months (rotate your workouts to defeat muscle memory, a characteristic that causes a muscular plateau), and I tackled just a tad too many (100 continuous). I forgot to stretch. I couldn't walk for three days. I shit you not, I could not walk at a normal pace for three days. My NCOIC (Non-Commissioned Officer in Charge) called me Penguin Man for the whole week.
File: 1362368660823_Hilarious.jpg (90.16 KB, 385x417)
Oh god. I can imagine how fun that must have been for them to see you walking like that.
File: 1362369033057_29002_134696270039009_1723147045_n.jpg (34.18 KB, 500x397)
Oh, it was a good time. I was laughing with them. You have to learn to laugh at yourself. These muscles would just make me an asshole if I tried to act like a hardass all the time (which I'm definitely not—hardasses don't read novels every waking spare moment of time they have). I wish I could have seen it. When I had to escort my buddy to Dental to get his wisdom teeth removed, I could barely keep up. I had to tell him to slow the fuck down because I couldn't WALK normally.
File: 1362370625315_membership.jpg (1.12 MB, 2000x3000)
Anonymous (5740) 37508
File: 1362373221472_U1ntitled-1.gif (3.32 MB, 336x189)
How do I get this non-slow mo? Oh well.
File: 1362373450712_ae_win_slomo-chlomo.gif (3.86 MB, 378x647)
It's not running in slo-mo for me.
File: 1362373861149_Untitl2ed-1.gif (9.62 MB, 580x327)
Ah. Here you go. I opened it in Jasc Animation Shop and adjusted the frame time.
File: 1362373978981_i_know_right.jpg (91.81 KB, 600x412)
We always do something special for the century marks. Maybe after 500, we only do them for the 500 marks. To make the more special.
Crackerer (2e0a) 37515
File: 1362378254884_FlowySkirt.jpg (116.73 KB, 429x562)
Crackerer (2e0a) 37516
File: 1362378320740_tumblr_mefdv7HLll1qz9qooo1_r1_1280.jpg (1.99 MB, 1280x1841)
File: 1362379203058_138074336838.jpg (25.29 KB, 437x409)
/chloe/ - all things circlejerking related
File: 1362379974527_6b77aaae848d11e2899a22000a9f4dc8_7.jpg (106.05 KB, 612x612)
Anonymous (dd88) 37519
File: 1362381858262_Perfect_timing.jpg (59.69 KB, 634x469)
This is my new favourite Chloë picture
File: 1362383912220_chloe-grace-moretz-cover-04.jpg (100.75 KB, 600x900)
One for the road. See you tomorrow, Chlomo.
File: 1362390059135_hi3.jpg (13.25 KB, 287x278)
I've studied these posts that came since I've left and I have a new vision from the chlomo.orgy:
Cheetos will be the main interest for SPG, SPG will be the main interest for Koffing, and the rest of us will watch them without the faintest chance or veryone else will buzz around Zoun, unless she sees Cheetos and goes with them
>because boys will be boys and girls will be girls
No offense meant
File: 1362390381246_lookalikes.jpg (112.26 KB, 390x390)
Freshly from twitter:
InStyle Magazine says they are lookalikes
"Blessed with high cheekbones, button noses and bright baby blues - Chloe Moretz and Kristen Bell could be sisters."
What do you think?
Anonymous (8646) 37525
here's a better one:
They take the circlejerking to /bros/ or /facebook/ leaving /chloe/ to people who are here for Chloe, not CJ
File: 1362391833190_uuuuuuuu5.jpg (22.88 KB, 247x347)
Chlomo.orgy means when we meet each other in person. It would be cool, but it will never happen - or only a few of us could meet each other at once
File: 1362392192036_creepy_smile2.jpg (16.46 KB, 288x291)
File: 1362393171719_yaaaaaay.jpg (69.44 KB, 595x594)
OH SWEET JESUS!! darling your HUGE!! SPG wants to bang you
File: 1362393308645_hi2.jpg (154.07 KB, 625x831)
Just as I predicted
File: 1362393434348_132706371309385.jpg (75.87 KB, 548x298)
hey there! Whats up?
>dat hot body damn lol
File: 1362393634685_smile18.jpg (13.5 KB, 400x349)
Nothing special. I'm chillin' on my work-free day, writing an article about the movie I saw yesterday.
By the way, I'm starting to get worried about this place slowly changing into a facebook-community… I mean there were hardly any Chloë in the previous thread's later part and in this, nearly none.
File: 1362394110975_pervy_hands.jpg (196.28 KB, 640x480)
I dunno, they starting to post theyre photo in here which is interesting i think but still i dont think this will turn into a facebook-community though.
File: 1362394407645_smile35.jpg (18.92 KB, 216x289)
I hope it will be so as you say.
File: 1362394708363_SPG_Cheetos.jpg (118.56 KB, 934x642)
dont worry its always about chloe
File: 1362397114824_creepy_smile4.jpg (46.4 KB, 277x326)
IchiTheKiller !3XEZrAveNs 37536
File: 1362397935442_131580313162.jpg (81.71 KB, 612x612)
Cheetos should apply to be Chloe's personal bodyguard.
>keep the Bane mask
File: 1362398487708_Bye2.jpg (34.19 KB, 386x271)
He said he will do it.
File: 1362398925425.jpg (123.38 KB, 422x600)
File: 1362399325187_47804_160984544052957_1670302262_n.jpg (55.93 KB, 612x612)
IchiTheKiller !3XEZrAveNs 37540
File: 1362399363428.jpg (151.15 KB, 784x1018)
I'd volunteer, but I have a feeling even Chloe could probably beat me up.
IchiTheKiller !3XEZrAveNs 37541
File: 1362399410693.jpg (108.67 KB, 365x658)
File: 1362399502555_Come.gif (1.96 MB, 369x562)
I wouldn't dare messing with Hit-Girl either
File: 1362399663803_aHR0cCUzQSUyR.jpg (1.68 MB, 2152x1431)
i would be chloes feamle bodyguard
File: 1362399942849_Seria.png (366.57 KB, 381x384)
File: 1362399985324.jpeg (72 KB, 1024x768)
i'll protect her from the bros
no one can touch her
File: 1362401069437_oh_noes6.jpg (15.35 KB, 300x272)
But-but we want to touch her. You want her all for yourself, ha?
File: 1362401293557_chlo235stanza.jpg (77.84 KB, 221x342)
lol Chloe is mine
i'll protect her from you!
File: 1362402362938_6e66e8e0727411e2a2e222000a9e48a3_7.jpg (81.41 KB, 612x612)
File: 1362403143816_9apnSFH.gif (773.59 KB, 245x190)
File: 1362403267780_white_icon.jpg (7.05 KB, 177x173)
hey there good morning darling
Mastër Bëan!QMOd.BeanU 37562
File: 1362403341087_thumbup.png (73.47 KB, 444x473)
Well done clever clogs, you're just months late on the realisation.
File: 1362403531143_542639_214471415366334_296422854_n.jpg (62.48 KB, 598x601)
File: 1362403546883_smile52.jpg (57.9 KB, 700x510)
That's really cute, I save her>>37562
Well, you know how slow I am…
Anonymous (6618) 37565
File: 1362403685816_le_mildly_disgruntled_face2.0.jpg (34 KB, 454x439)
I don't like Kristen Bell. Chloe is Chloe and she looks like no one. Comparisons aren't necessary, for there simply are none.>>37536
100% serious, I'd do it if possible.
File: 1362403763098_hahaha8.jpg (74.28 KB, 643x671)
^^Sorry, that was me.
File: 1362403887401_hI_tHERE.jpg (14.68 KB, 399x280)
I was wondering: If you'd be her bodyguard and you would know some of us, would you be more strickt with security if you would saw us in a crowd of fans or would it be a little less stressful to see us? Would you let us get an autograph or a picture with her?
File: 1362404041162_Chloe_Moretz_out_in_Beverly_Hills_with_Collin_01.jpg (1.42 MB, 1553x2335)
Human beings are unpredictable, no matter how well you think you know them. We have been trained to elude trust and ignore our compassion when it comes to the seriousness of this job. If I was being asked to apply that for Chloe's sake and security, I'd have to be on guard at all times, seeing everything as a possible threat and keeping an eye on it. But of course I'd let you bros get autographs and pictures. Just expect a search of your person beforehand.
File: 1362404152857_smile9.jpg (52.47 KB, 569x621)
Oh shit, then I must leave my personal defense tools at home if I go to a Chloë-sighting
File: 1362404273395.png (583.32 KB, 500x600)
Or they could just be withheld by me until the face-time with my Queen is over.
File: 1362404284820.gif (816.97 KB, 400x400)
ill protect her from you shaman
File: 1362404454354_wha.jpg (51.69 KB, 607x516)
Why always me? Y U No wanna beat up someone else?
File: 1362404462755.jpg (228.17 KB, 895x1222)
File: 1362404652775_clajzy16.jpg (22.75 KB, 309x339)
Okay. Then be gentle with me, it will be my first time
File: 1362404760945_tumblr_m944fthVz91rperja.png (50.04 KB, 150x150)
dont worry ill be good on this ;)
i have good hands
Mastër Bëan!QMOd.BeanU 37578
File: 1362404991962.png (287.85 KB, 500x507)
Chloe is a strong independent white woman who, in a few years, won't need no man.
File: 1362405063354_darkshadows1349622015867.jpg (301.43 KB, 677x690)
Then I shall protect her in the shadows.
File: 1362405098375_penis_jokes.jpg (211.09 KB, 1103x1261)
>>37578>won't need no man
I never noticed that before
File: 1362405367981_oh_boy_icon.png (23.52 KB, 100x120)
I've just finished eating carrots
Your hand by the way?
File: 1362406223944_chlonion.jpg (101.56 KB, 400x409)
Royce (50e5) 37587
File: 1362406546660_6.jpg (1.54 MB, 3168x4752)
I have the strangest feeling that Cameron is beginning his scheme to marry Chloë from now.
File: 1362406660427_serious.jpg (28.83 KB, 342x389)
We will destroy him.
File: 1362406675545.jpg (115.52 KB, 700x504)
oh well see yah later guys
File: 1362406702148_1.jpg (188.03 KB, 1024x780)
In a scale of 10, how bad is it?
Royce (50e5) 37594
File: 1362407175223_1.jpg (1.71 MB, 5000x3333)
I mean first, the surprise appearance and fake proposal, then the come visit my grandma, and now he is letting her remember the old days
File: 1362407333388_omg9.jpg (108.56 KB, 720x960)
She is just his girlfriend. Or maybe he wants us to think that
Royce (50e5) 37596
File: 1362407450651_2.jpg (1.76 MB, 2771x3029)
I say we lock and load, and kill him.
File: 1362407884211_29002_134696270039009_1723147045_n.jpg (34.18 KB, 500x397)
I concur with this proposal.
File: 1362409668333_131534018255.jpg (83.54 KB, 720x540)
>>37570>letting shaman get close to Chloë>2013
File: 1362409738085_lol3.jpg (32.67 KB, 192x212)
The old days when he used to smell her armpits. If you know what I mean. 'Cause I don't.
File: 1362410742152_wha3.jpg (8.29 KB, 300x305)
How do you draw those eyes on the faces?>>37598
File: 1362411987375_micro-Chloe2.jpg (6 KB, 91x91)
You think I'm dangerous?
Razor (16a3) 37603
File: 1362412777784_1.gif (251.85 KB, 320x240)
i made some gifs
File: 1362413849745_huhuhum.jpg (37.47 KB, 670x528)
Nah, I was just kidding.
Anonymous (8b7e) 37607
File: 1362414817504_MiaClone.jpg (136.76 KB, 612x612)
Is it just me or does this chick look exactly like Mia?
File: 1362414967567_Hurrrr.jpg (98.3 KB, 600x566)
This chick is prettier
Anonymous (8b7e) 37609
File: 1362415189814.jpg (415.58 KB, 1500x1124)
Maybe it's just me. All beaners look alike.
File: 1362415281251_omg7.jpg (71.97 KB, 540x720)
What does that mean?
File: 1362415487666_amazing.png (274.63 KB, 510x332)
A lot of things to learn here
File: 1362416364705_beaut.jpg (274.58 KB, 808x582)
magnificent. fucking saved OMG. i just wish you could see more coconut so you know what it is a little better. 8/10
File: 1362416652660_omg_that_mouth.png (109.83 KB, 244x269)
Agreed. Coconut just happens to my favorite…well, flavor, scent, whatever. Coconut bodywash, coconut milk, coconut air freshner, and just damn coconuts. Chloconuts all the way.
File: 1362416741773_the_more_you_know.jpg (26.6 KB, 325x214)
black people like a lot of cocoa butter.
File: 1362416766883.gif (740.6 KB, 440x352)
Shedding your skin, showing your texture. Time to let everything inside show. You're cutting all ties now and forever, time to let everything outside you. Shed your casing, show your lines and shape. Wear your insides on the outside. Show your enemy what you look like from the inside.
File: 1362416779665_a_meth_addict_and_chloe.jpg (168.22 KB, 1024x1365)
File: 1362416848753_ChloeFuckinAwesome.png (555.42 KB, 600x811)
I hate that shit.
<<By the way, found this on DeviantArt.com. Dunno if it's been posted before but I thought it was absolutely fantastic.
File: 1362416883056_chluvas.jpg (346.71 KB, 1920x1200)
Oh God, I hate coconuts. Grapes are way better. Best fruit ever.
File: 1362417615757.jpg (69.31 KB, 960x617)
oh dear that is fucking fantastic.>>37619
dont you mean watermelons are the best. its part of your nationality.
File: 1362417733281_achloe.jpg (364.64 KB, 560x933)
Nah. I don't like watermelons that much.
Grapes, strawberries, oranges and bananas all the way.
File: 1362417769308_2012-10-14-nycc12_carrie_03.jpg (159.95 KB, 1500x1000)
Definitely. I don't know why but I'm super attracted to the dark stuff.
File: 1362417771595_k_3.jpg (47.24 KB, 614x495)
26 hours i was awake because of that migraine. couldn't fucking sleep at all. eyes WIDE open the entire night, with random songs playing over and over in my head. i wanted to shove ice picks into my skull. i had to take the day off from work, but now with a good 2 hour rest i feel fine. what a waste of a day now not making cash :(
File: 1362417864810.jpg (310.17 KB, 1782x1189)
Rest > Cash
It took me a while to learn that. I hope Chloë will learn that one day.
File: 1362417915353_DEMON_cHLOE.jpg (139.74 KB, 750x1000)
I'm happy that you guys like my dumb OCs
Razor (16a3) 37626
File: 1362417939190_002.jpg (304.33 KB, 1308x2048)
you are from brazil right? what team do u suport? talking about futbol
File: 1362418019485_zombie.jpg (118.71 KB, 548x333)
well because you are a badass motherfucker like me and we like our chloe dark and evil looking. not dark skinned hehehehe
File: 1362418063716.png (80.87 KB, 444x473)
I won't argue with that air-tight logic.
File: 1362418082001_scratch_that_butt.jpg (1.67 MB, 1128x1777)
I don't care and I don't like football, but I like Vasco. I don't really care about them at all, but I get happy when they're doing good.
File: 1362418641615_eyes5.jpg (29.7 KB, 334x188)
Mastër Bëan!QMOd.BeanU 37634
File: 1362419318279.png (355.78 KB, 458x533)
File: 1362419486012.jpg (109.63 KB, 512x288)
Cheeto's abs has brought us a lot of new visitors.
File: 1362419487761_le_surprised_face_4.0.jpg (56.71 KB, 502x518)
so many visitors
File: 1362419556664_uuuuuuuuuuu2.jpg (16.33 KB, 400x382)
That's for sure.So we should never put pics of us up here, it will go into a negative number
File: 1362419647823_lurk.jpg (90.88 KB, 800x467)
Post, people. Just post.
File: 1362419663273_jbjwr9qXlNE3yq.jpg (93.17 KB, 540x720)
Oh boy. I'm starting to regret ever posting those. I didn't know it was an uncommon thing.
File: 1362419726933_hih237237237237.png (91.91 KB, 243x284)
Yeah, it's really common here to have a body like that from all the heavy Chloë-posting all day
File: 1362419779346_bane_.jpg (205.26 KB, 641x610)
That was perfectly normal. No big deal. We just like to make a fuss out of everything.
You should've seen when SPG posted a pic showing her thumb on facebook.
File: 1362419838148_somuchwin.jpg (117.4 KB, 845x1208)
File: 1362419904210_shiiing.jpg (45.84 KB, 498x649)
Well I meant posting pics of self on here. And I try to be modest as possible about my body. I guess I didn't think it was as big a deal as everyone's claimed it is.
File: 1362420190733.jpg (18.98 KB, 420x392)
>seriously? is that small? you've got to be kidding me
File: 1362420335392_creation.jpg (142.07 KB, 754x470)
File: 1362420465626.jpg (20.25 KB, 209x271)
so does God and Gob too
File: 1362420573566_11_2.jpg (125.24 KB, 612x612)
File: 1362420613574_o.jpg (7.87 KB, 129x160)
File: 1362420668572_jb1GGl6hP4knoa.jpg (67.64 KB, 550x367)
Abby was such a great character. I wish she could somehow successfully be brought back without ruining the outstanding integrity of LMI. Only in my dreams, it seems…
File: 1362420777035_Sad_Chloe_is_sad.gif (2.97 MB, 338x258)
tfw there will never be a LMI sequel
File: 1362420823209_let_me_sniff.jpg (1.09 MB, 3080x2054)
Let Me In - A XXX Parody
File: 1362420964671_nazi_WOOT_WOOT.jpg (71.21 KB, 284x318)
>>37657>not starring Chloë
That's what you think.
File: 1362421110769.jpg (181.35 KB, 1431x681)
Only in your dreams
File: 1362421335680_bloody.jpg (197.1 KB, 562x250)
You never know…
Maybe one day.
File: 1362421346055_136509373061.jpg (368.88 KB, 1200x798)
File: 1362421411865_13338r118436.jpg (34.52 KB, 452x468)
>>37663>Maybe one day.
I hope not
File: 1362421509651_DamnGirl.jpg (136.96 KB, 900x1273)
Gotta side with GG on this one.
File: 1362421543783_well.jpg (17.48 KB, 336x405)
Keep your mind open.
File: 1362421648721_nightmare.jpg (73.98 KB, 620x441)
File: 1362421663955.jpg (130.24 KB, 776x567)
It's more than open and I neither want her to go down that path nor are there any real chances of that ever happening
File: 1362421674183_feet-.jpg (47.49 KB, 361x507)
I wish Chloë was one of those teenage actresses who likes to show off their feet.
She keeps her soles so well hidden.
File: 1362421719514.jpg (120.62 KB, 564x854)
File: 1362421751953_bueno.jpg (18.74 KB, 205x172)
You can't predict the future.
File: 1362421826602_pretty29.jpg (1.19 MB, 2777x3843)
File: 1362421855712.jpg (39.78 KB, 400x384)
I never said I could. I just said that the chances of that happening are so small they're practically null
File: 1362422149679.jpg (139.34 KB, 840x680)
Not the same game we're playing
File: 1362422223573_freddie.png (370.43 KB, 604x488)
Play the game. Everybody play the game…of love.
Mastër Bëan!QMOd.BeanU 37680
File: 1362422270775.png (405.4 KB, 548x606)
Do shut up Gayshun…
File: 1362422479115_continue.jpg (53.72 KB, 573x640)
There are many ways to love.
File: 1362422577364.jpg (57.89 KB, 271x261)
Your point being … ?
File: 1362422619837_smile10.jpg (141.3 KB, 500x589)
I felt a slight relevance to the current topic
File: 1362422779505_Untitled-11423.jpg (265.38 KB, 1861x1258)
File: 1362422800687.jpg (790.05 KB, 2048x1363)
I'm with GG. I don't want to see Chloe do porn. I respect her far too much to wish to see her in that light.
File: 1362422906711_smile23.jpg (24.84 KB, 488x511)
She is waaay too talented to do porn.But kristen Stewart on the other hand…
File: 1362423116205_tumblr_mamoo0k9Ba1rrdwpto1_1280.jpg (520.71 KB, 600x901)
Kristen Stewart was my celebrity crush before Chloe. I'd have zero qualms with her doing porn. In fact, I'd be the first to watch that. That's because I think she's sexy. I don't respect her a whole lot. Her acting sucks and she's a cheater. So it's whatevs.
Chloe is my queen. I will not support such dirty things to be associated with her majesty.
File: 1362423531037_Kristen-Stewart-Vogue.jpg (222.39 KB, 620x775)
Might we share yet another mutual interest in a female?
File: 1362423906239_nightmaredead.jpg (264.83 KB, 612x612)
that is…….terrifying to say the least. whoever wrote that should be locked up. good fucking lord almighty.
File: 1362424023403_2013-February-11th-Elle-Style-Awards-London-73.jpg (707.04 KB, 2400x3600)
omg just look at her presenting dat leg
File: 1362424201725_chloe_moretz_elle_style_awards_011.jpg (151.28 KB, 618x1119)
they go better together
File: 1362424617361.jpg (2.2 MB, 1920x2400)
File: 1362425022782_chloe_moretz_marie_claire_010.jpg (313.62 KB, 798x1080)
…and nobody posts
File: 1362425078535.jpg (20.25 KB, 209x271)
Everybody went into hiding once the nightmares came out to play
File: 1362425289310.jpg (128.06 KB, 1600x1200)
File: 1362425368538.jpg (102.36 KB, 521x599)
File: 1362425525315_132846936040.jpg (73.34 KB, 926x581)
File: 1362425552667_jJxt4M5qCei95.jpg (123.05 KB, 900x498)
She looks enthralled.
Mastër Bëan!QMOd.BeanU 37713
File: 1362425563515_dfildfijon.png (429.46 KB, 568x576)
Nope, just when >>37703
File: 1362425738185_13001822295163.jpg (13.83 KB, 291x347)
Still constantly busy?
File: 1362425787051_138074395579.jpg (36.47 KB, 289x290)
She's allergic to mexicans (and hispanics in general)
File: 1362426039083.jpg (126.04 KB, 593x396)
File: 1362426362189_oh_yeaaaah3.jpg (19.24 KB, 204x357)
I don't mind these…
File: 1362426385656_deadsdsdsd.jpg (81.25 KB, 328x350)
A new word…
KissMyBass (9be7) 37720
File: 1362426575452_Chloe_Moretz_demotivational-poster-1212896563.jpg (130.37 KB, 630x936)
File: 1362426665204.gif (203.29 KB, 400x401)
You don't need to be 16
File: 1362426906665.jpg (49.2 KB, 1280x720)
For fuck's sake how long does it take to put out a friggin trailer?
File: 1362426996095_being_queen_is_too_mainstream.png (1.07 MB, 770x850)
16 again? She likes older guys.
My age is perfect for her easily passionate teenage heart. I wonder if she would like someone Shaman's age though.
File: 1362427065635_coatofarms.jpg (2.84 MB, 2417x1512)
I bet she'd hate a guy like me. That's why I'm content just being her bodyguard.
File: 1362427125975_132706371097.jpg (61.33 KB, 800x545)
>>37725>I bet she'd hate a guy like me
You've got to be kidding
File: 1362427147312_dude_what.jpg (86.5 KB, 490x352)
She faps to Gerard Butler. Of course she would like you.
File: 1362427155431_1.jpg (83.57 KB, 593x394)
Depends on how big it is
File: 1362427187975.jpg (66.78 KB, 567x384)
Well it's just how I see it man.
File: 1362427229654_132706371055.jpg (52.39 KB, 583x662)
>>37728>Depends on how big it is
I hope you mean "old", unless you're thinking about something else
File: 1362427231340.jpg (34.21 KB, 409x405)
Based on what source?
File: 1362427299059_132706371080.jpg (25.16 KB, 345x325)
There's an old video of her saying that. She also mentioned Daniel Craig and Ryan Gosling on separate occasions
File: 1362427302318_clajzy18.jpg (83.98 KB, 357x369)
I'm talking about the trailer of course
File: 1362427341311_le_mildly_disgruntled_face2.0.jpg (34 KB, 454x439)
I require a link at once!
File: 1362427376315_132706371074.jpg (8.93 KB, 232x317)
I thought you were quoting another guy.
Well they could make a short 30 sec one. It feels like they're taking the piss
File: 1362427472583_whaaa.jpg (37.27 KB, 411x404)
I'd love to hear her saying something like
>I am all for Forn. He's so…twenty. But my mom keeps me aways from him so it will never happen, but I'm always wanting him… Maybe one day we can have our forbidden love
File: 1362427525735.jpg (44.55 KB, 347x340)
not the kind of taking the piss I had in mind
File: 1362427601472_aaaa_my_tooth_hurts.jpg (58.7 KB, 198x212)
That would sound starnge from her
File: 1362427629873_13333122523526.jpg (142.35 KB, 610x467)
…I withdraw my argument.
File: 1362427863535_133736846924.jpg (73.4 KB, 519x391)
File: 1362427997729_113722wzmfzqrwt7s7fmed.jpg (697.3 KB, 1944x2592)
File: 1362428212761_201036_265866386867961_741741147_o.jpg (55.32 KB, 778x1047)
Shh, be quiet. down syndrome Chloë is sleeping
File: 1362428422884.jpg (221.32 KB, 1313x1065)
File: 1362428561116_ChloeFuckinAwesome02.png (302.51 KB, 505x595)
File: 1362428733788.jpg (156.86 KB, 501x497)
Did you make that?>>37748
File: 1362428852791_133477128969.jpg (90.32 KB, 500x667)
Nope, pulled it from deviantart.com
File: 1362428968521_chloe_grace_moretz_by_eadeviola-d5mipjl.jpg (2.17 MB, 2848x4272)
There's a ton of good Chloë content in there
File: 1362429067528_chloe_grace_moretz_by_igorras-d5vq95u.jpg (230.96 KB, 600x849)
but this ain't one of them CAN NOT UNSEE
File: 1362429200018_159835242-chloe-moretz-attends-the-christian-dior-gettyimages.jpg (56.56 KB, 396x594)
wet Chloë is best Chloë
File: 1362429495065_131207389889.jpg (15.04 KB, 720x405)
trevor should go behind her and occasionally pour a bucket of water over her head
File: 1362429646517_SPG_Cheetos.jpg (118.56 KB, 934x642)
haha right and take some pics
yay i dont have any other wet chloe
File: 1362429889665.jpg (31.55 KB, 390x396)
You should go to >>>/bros/
and post some more pics of you so that SPG can masturbate in peace because she's craving for it so badly
File: 1362430052305_url.jpg (46.42 KB, 425x319)
>meanwhile, at SPG's place
File: 1362430053517.jpg (49.37 KB, 300x300)
Meh. Enough pandemonium for one week.