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Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13283
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Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13284
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What's up with you now.
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Ella (3b64) 13286
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i think this would be a good time to introduce myself cause hi i'm new here
Anonymous (df7e) 13288
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Sup ella welcome home. As long as you're a chloe fan you'll fit right in :)
Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13289
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Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13291
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Welcome newfriend, be sure to check out the guide here >>54009
Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13292
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Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13294
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Anonymous (3b64) 13297
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Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13308
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Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13309
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Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13310
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Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13311
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`Anonymous (3b64) 13312
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Sometimes i sit down and wonder why no one ever leaked those outtakes, i mean
Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13313
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One of us!
One of us!
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The most dangerous comb.
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3mg of alprazolam (Xanax) and wine.>>13286
Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13318
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Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13319
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ios that a jawbreaker?
Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13322
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Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13323
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Stupid sexy, short-haired Chloë…
…Go away Kodi.
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The the soul of a Chlobro.
Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13325
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Hey Chloë! Great t- Oh er, sup Kodi.
If I see that fucking Kodi one more time…
Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13326
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Happy newb year.
Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13330
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I'll ship him to Mexico.>>13329>
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Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13332
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Pterodactyl Dinozord!!IDx3lsAeXI 13336
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How about we not worry about that for now?
This board is about Chloë, no?
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Oh, then you're a girly homo. That's ok.
Pterodactyl Dinozord!!IDx3lsAeXI 13338
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That's not important, what's important is Chloë and the movies that she will make.
Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13339
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You've found a friend!
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She will make all the movies.
Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13345
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Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13346
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Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13347
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master kodi>master bean
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Night Creeper (1a84) 13350
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> good time to introduce myself> hi i'm new here> Ella
Is that all?
Night Creeper (1a84) 13352
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Oh, btw, I had a dream about Chloë, it's my second one.
It was colourful, detailed and FUN! When I woke up it felt good and then realized how lucky I was. It's like I got paid for being ChloBro hahaha, gimme my third one nao!
I can't tell you the whole dream, becouse my english sucks, but I will write it down on my notepad like I usually do, in russian, with all the little details. Maybe then in the future I will translate it, but right now I need to archive my memories on the paper, it's priceless.
All I can say is, I was an actor, there was Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Nicolas Cage and Chloë ofc, we were at filming location, I had some close-up moments with Chloë, she was short-haired wearing white short shorts and white T-shirt, we were taking action scene, there was no Trevor or Teri :P
Pterodactyl Dinozord!!IDx3lsAeXI 13353
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Last dream I had about Chloe was about hick
the second, I was in highschool and she wouldn't speak to me, it was like I was invisible.
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someone just rang the doorbell and banged on my door at 1am.
here we fucking go baby. house is on lockdown right now.
going outside for visual inspection, stand by.
Pterodactyl Dinozord!!IDx3lsAeXI 13356
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Yes it is.
She was a popular girl and I was unworthy of her attention, or so it seemed.
Pterodactyl Dinozord!!IDx3lsAeXI 13357
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Are you dead, dude?
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This isn't gonna go well
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WTF so me and my brother and dad went out for a visual inspection, NO footsteps, ice everywhere so i have no clue how they ran and got away in a split second, checked every crevice, no way im sleeping tonight. have my machete, hunting knife and slugger by my side. gonna go watch the front window some more.
what if it was some ghost or some shit because my mom had the front of the house room and didn't hear shit. plus im watching a breaking and entering/kidnapping show, so its just fueling the fear.
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>>13359>be earl>never played knock and run>thinks people are going to kill him>is retarded>had no childhood
Go to bed, Earl. You're drunk.
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its -15 outside. ice everywhere so you can't run. no footsteps in snow. i don't think punk kids are going to do that to my house out of all peoples at 1am. there was a break-in not too far from me 2 weeks ago.
stop living in a fantasy world cheddar. someone or something did this.
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"Hello! It's the burglars!" *Knock, knock* *Ring, ring* "Anyone home?"
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what if they are scoping out the place. if it happens again in the next few days then obviously something is up. ain't nobody hurting my family or taking my truck. give me a reason to kill you fuckin nigger or white person burglar. or it was an entity of some sort. i really hope its not that because lol no more sleep for me. fuck they banged hard, i thought i was being arrested.
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my ears are open….
anyways, back to chloe!
>>13363>fuck they banged hard
I think I've read this one before…
Na it's actually possible. I would say you should try and let them know you are home somehow if you really think they're going rob the place.
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Nothing really to talk about involving Chloe. Lots of newfags that might be from that comment on her instagram.
Anonymous (d5da) 13368
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>>13367>Nothing really to talk about involving Chloë
There's always something to talk about involving Chloë, like what her new year resolution might be
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>>13370>what her new year resolution might be
I'm gonna go with
- get in a stable relationship with a guy
- get a car
Or even better get in a relationship with a guy who has a car which she can drive all day
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>>13372>get in a stable relationship with a guy
That sounds like a resolution for a middle-age, unattractive woman. Not so much for a 15 year old who is already in a relationship.
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Well I was gonna say "have sex for the first time" but then you'd have like 5 guys saying "bitch please, she already had that"
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No I would have said: "Why are you so fucking creepy?"
And that would be a resolution for some neckbeard internet virgin aka earl
You can't honestly think a girl at 15, Chloe of all people, would set a goal that they want sex by the end of the year?
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>>13375>You can't honestly think a girl at 15, Chloë of all people, would set a goal that they want sex by the end of the year?
I think she wanted sex earlier but that she needed to pass the 16 age gap so it would sound more acceptable in the ears of her mom / brothers
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I don't think you understand women or Chloe.
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the expert on women and Chloë has spoken
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>>13375> "Why are you so fucking creepy?"
To which I'd reply "Why are you so fucking stupid?"
There's nothing wrong with her wanting to have sex at that age or thinking that she'd want that
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It doesn't take an expert to know that you don't have a clue.>>13381
Play it down all you like. It's a creepy thing to say whether you like it or not.
Anonymous (0f40) 13385
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>>13384>It doesn't take an expert to know that you don't have a clue.
Funny, I was thinking the same thing about you
>Play it down all you like. It's a creepy thing to say whether you like it or not.
I agree. 16yr old girls thinking or wanting sex is creepy
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>>13386>I agree. 16yr old girls thinking or wanting sex is creepy
Again, playing it down.
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Nope. Just you blowing out of proportion something that is entirely normal
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Why don't you ask some of your family and see what they think?
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How is it creepy? She's at an age where it's perfectly normal for her to have sex. But talking about it is creepy? Sure, you can say it's none of our god damn business which would be fair enough, but that doesn't make it creepy
Anonymous (0f40) 13393
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I did. They think having sex at the age of 16 is a sin, and that girls at those age should keep their virginity until they get married in their 20s. That's how god would have wanted
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And this is news? We have been discussing all the aspects of her life (friend, family, relationships) from day one. We've been consistently creepy if you want to judge it like that
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To finally sort out my Chloë folder
Anonymous (0f40) 13399
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>my new year resolution
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We've always been discussing Chloë. Stop acting like it's something new. Next thing you know you'll lose your shit when someone says she looks hot
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We've discussed her sex life and relationships a million times before. Stop acting like it's something new
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And do they think you're creepy for wanting to talk about a young girls sex life and how she wanted to have sex earlier in her life based on no evidence and fuelled by your fantasies?
Anonymous (0f40) 13407
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>>13406>And do they think you're creepy for wanting to talk about a young girls sex life and
They think it's creepy to talk about a 16yr old girl. Period. Or at least if you're older than 18. That makes 95% of the people here creepy and you're no exception.
>how she wanted to have sex earlier in her life based on no evidence and fuelled by your fantasies
Girls wanting to lose their virginity around that age is not a fantasy, it's a reality.
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putting yourself with a fag in the gayest of 'sports'
You're a bigger fag than I could have imagined
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15 years old
and I occasionally lift weights
Twilight (aafd) 13412
As I am sir! Born on the 10th of February 1997. Guess who else has that birthday!
I also lift weights. Not occasionally. More like every hour.
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Now that would be something magical, to share the same birthday with Chloë
Twilight (aafd) 13417
It's truly extraordanary. A calling from "God" to be exact. I'm destined for greatness.
(sorry for no pics with my posts, I'm on my fucking iPad)
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You just want to rub yourself in oil and start training for wrestling with Cheddar. I told you watching those shows only makes your vagina bigger
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You really are 15. The only problem is … you've been 15 for a very long time. like 20-30 years
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If that's really true then you're one lucky bastard.
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Not exactly. But you do indeed suck
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So how about that Chloë Moretz? She seems pretty cool.
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Don't talk about her you damn creep
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No problem. The only person I say "you can come in" to is Chloë
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How about this hypothetical actress that we like? She seems imaginarily cool.
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I can only imagine … spending the holidays with her, skiing together, sharing a warm cup of coffee next to the fireplace
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and here's me thinking jokes were funny
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Jokes are usually funnybut not on this site
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mfw that russian fan group has 7000 membershttp://vk.com/chloemoretz
Anonymous (0f40) 13438
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>sounds like a challenge
>episode 31-33 here I come
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We only got half and that might have been from them too. I'm grateful for any Chloë pictures we can get. Not to mention that, if that story holds out, they got those pics by hacking the eyevine servers. So mad props to them.
Not only that but I would have done exactly the same thing in their place. Sure, I might have added the logo/url more to the corner so it covers less of her (like just jarred) but I would have still watermarked the fuck out of them
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Go and buy a set that we don't have in HQ then
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I thought about that but the prices for those things are astro-fucking-nomical
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Reading their site rules. I don't think I want any part of that community. Seems a lot like the other Chloë chan.
Also, this has to be a bad google translation:>Math is not acceptable in any form.
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>>13444>Math is not acceptable in any form.
Russians hate math >just kidding; probably a messed up translation like it happened many times before; Russian and Google Translate don't go well together
But don't be surprised by the rules. Most Chloë fansites are the same way. On one hand I understand them but on the other it imposes such an artificial barrier that I just can't stand
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>>13446>get the full pic at chlomo.org!
and then some guy comes in
gets them from here
adds it to his more popular site/tumblr page/whatever
people get it from there
you're left sucking your thumb
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You get the pic after participating on the site for 1 year. True story.
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If that's the case, Chlomo.org itself is almost ready for it.
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That contagious smile. They should show pictures of Chloë smiling in hospitals, it would save billons on painkillers
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oooh dat one year anniversary
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I'm nothing but a chickenshit. See you tomorrow.
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>>13452>Chloe's birthday>Carrie release>Chlomo anniversary
A good start for 2013
tvshaman (4b67) 13458
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I haven't really slept yesterday, because I was the one who knocked on ThatGuy's door and that teleportation spell combined with the invisiblity trick takes long time to prepare. Not to mention the mystical sound-barrier placed on his mother's room…
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You kids and your games
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also known in the US as "Chlobros cooking dinner"
Anonymous (a413) 13463
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Anonymous (a413) 13464
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Anonymous (a413) 13465
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tvshaman (4b67) 13466
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Chloë legs. Chloë legs everywhere
Anonymous (a413) 13467
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tvshaman (4b67) 13468
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tvshaman (4b67) 13469
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Meanwhile on imdb
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Night Creeper (1a84) 13473
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Good morning, again :P
I'm a member of vk.com/chloemoretz, ask me anything you want to know :P>>13445> Swearing is not acceptable in any form.
Fixed that for ya.>>13445> Russian and Google Translate don't go well together
Russian language is generally considered to be one of the hardest in the world (to learn)>>13437
Half of them are bots for sure. Feels like there's just 100 ppl, lot of girls, but all they do is lurking. I'm like one of the most active member there.>>13441> Not to mention that, if that story holds out, they got those pics by hacking the eyevine servers. So mad props to them.
They said they got those by photoshoping imageglobe ones. Marks were removed by photoshop. Fima said it takes 1 day to make 2-3 pictures, it's what they meant by saying "lot of effort took to get those". And then they decided to put their marks lol. Yes, I do also think it was stupid and selfish decision. Also the way they released those in public was kinda silly. I am ashamed now for russian chlobros =\. It's like WTF, what do you mean it's a christmas gift? It's been almost 2 years!
The funny thing is that it looks like they got some JPEG-artefacts now, becouse they weren't saved as lossless. Jesus christ I hate jpeg-artefacts, is it so hard to save it as JPG at 100% quality or PNG?
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Happy New Year
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>They said they got those by photoshoping imageglobe ones
I have no idea what you were trying to say here. What imageglobe ones? >>13474
happy new year to you too bro
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>>13475>I have no idea what you were trying to say here
Actually I get what you were trying to say, I just don't get what images he shooped.
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but those are low res
where did he get the 4000x4000 ones?
Night Creeper (1a84) 13479
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They're in public for free. I guess. Are they?
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Come to think of it. I'm guessing that the site has a zoom function like istockphoto
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Interesting. Unwatermarking images is hard as fuck. Mad props to Fima for having the patience to do it
Anonymous (d3fb) 13482
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TFW no listing found for Chloë's Chin 3D on IMDB ;_;
Night Creeper (1a84) 13483
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>>13440>mfw they bought a set, covered it in watermarks, didn't release the ones without watermarks for a at least a year and claimed it was some kind of kind gift they did by giving them to us after we got most of them
You know how much fucks were given by them to that set? None. They almost lost this photoshoot set. It's not like they were hiding it, they just don't really care. It's been almost 2 years, some of them got their laptops broken, some of them went living to new apartment and they don't have access to their old PC which stores that unwatermark set, and they didn't stored them on internet, I think they never do, they don't have any backups. Thanks god Fima didn't lost them. By saying "they" I mean administration of chloemoretz vk fan club.
And then when I saw that Cheddar found 19 pic unmarked, I said myselft, "Fuck this shit, there gottabe more of them. I want this set and I want it bad".
So I contacted all of them, I annoyed them so fucking hard, they were pissed off, I almost gave up. They all were saying "IT'S EXCLUSIVE", but the irony, none of them had that exclusive in access. As I said some of them got their laptops broken, it takes time to recover data, and it's not like he was going to do it becouse I asked him, well… you know, they got life, they are busy and don't really cared about this photoshoot.
And then Fima shows up saying he got this photos and said, "Hey, what's up with that shit, let's release it in public, ya all don't care anyway, it's chirstmas anyway, why not?" and I was like hooray. So I helped them to write this english text http://chloemoretz.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=3106
, becouse their language is worse than mine. You gotta see the message they got prepared, I laughed my ass off by reading it, than I said, "Guys, this is fucked up, lemme fix it". So I post it here and uploaded set here, while Fima did the same on chloemoretz forum.
You can check timestamps:>>149028> Night Creeper Dec 29 (Sat) 07:13:42 No.149028> by fima_korolev » Sat Dec 29, 2012 7:41 am
lol, also I thought he's gonna upload it here: http://chloemoretz.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=3082
why would he need a new thread? lol
Well, anyway, ALL HAIL FIMA KOROLEV!
P.S: Sry for gramma, I'm in hurry, I gotta go, it's happy new year celebration in Russia!
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Well played, Night Creeper and Fima.
The others, not so much.
Anonymous (0f40) 13485
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>dat fork flip
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>>13483>And then when I saw that Cheddar found 19 pic unmarked,
Actually erebus found them on http://mansion-of-celebs.com
Night Creeper (1a84) 13490
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Must be some leaks>>13488
Hehe, you're lying, I just checked what it means on urban dic :P - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Well%20played
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Now that we are finally directly exposed to Chloë, how do you guys feel about that?
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>>13491>Now that we are finally directly exposed to Chloë>Now
Implying this happened now. We might have more concludent proof. NOW, but I'd bet my nuts this already happened before
Night Creeper (1a84) 13493
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Wha? Where? Did I missed something?
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I don't think you understand
tvshaman (4b67) 13496
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Really? Oh my God…
HI CHLOË! WE LOVE YOU!
Night Creeper (1a84) 13497
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Wth, guys. What r u talking about, explain please. Are u talking about instagram comment about obsessed chlobros?
tvshaman (4b67) 13498
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I wanna know it too by the way
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Yes. This was always a never ending debate: does she know about this place? Now it's almost beyond any doubt that she does
Anonymous (a413) 13500
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tvshaman (4b67) 13501
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Can someone show me this please?
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Just go outside the numbered threads once in a while
tvshaman (4b67) 13504
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I can't find it…
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I want her to remind us when she goes to bed. When she's trying to sleep and think of "they know, they always knew". "They are watching every step I take".
Now she knows she has to be honest with us. No secrets. She can't keep secrets from us. Movies? Maybe. Personal life? No. Just no. WE KNOW. We are watching. We are her shadow. We are at every corner. Every dark place. Listening…whispering…waiting. No vlog? No replies to her fans on twitter? It doesn't matter. We are already there seeing everything.
WE. ARE. LEGION.
tvshaman (4b67) 13507
File: 1356954988014_srsly.jpg (62.08 KB, 261x263)
Okay, I've found it. This is that bitch who said she hates Chloë, yes?
She can fuck herself…
Night Creeper (1a84) 13508
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Hell yeah she knows about this place. She's using iPhone 5 right? Solar can easily check logs for referals, see what IP's were access this site, what browser and OS, what URL were requested, etc. It's goin' to be Safari iOS 6 right? How many of u are using iPhone 5 to lurk here? It's goin' to be easy to track her, just check IP range and check if it's 3G,4G LTE IP or it's home ISP.
There's like 30 visitors, it's easy. Solar probably knows that she's lurking, it's just he keeps quiet about that. :P
Anyway! If I were Chloë I would lurk this Chlomo everynight after work. Becouse it's FUN as hell, a whole imageboard for me? This is awesome! I'd lurk all my fan-sites, no doubt about that. It's just he's agent tells her to keep quiet and act neutral.
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I was about to say that. Checking every IP would allow us to know what's her IP address. We have to know!
tvshaman (4b67) 13510
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I like what you wrote bro
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>>13508>Solar can easily check logs for referals, see what IP's were access this site, what browser and OS, what URL were requested, et
Solar is not the admin here
tvshaman (4b67) 13512
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Nein! Niet! Nem!
That would be against our roles! Shame on you Master!
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I think Chloe has posted on this site and I think I remember when
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When finding out Chloë's IP address is involved? There's no rule for that. Do you think this is a motherfucking game?
This is our chance to acquire useful knowledge.
tvshaman (4b67) 13517
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Hard to believe that. Maybe you have a screencap or something?
tvshaman (4b67) 13518
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Violating her personal space is against our rules
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We were supposed to be a stalker community.
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I'll have a look back through the old threads and I might link it when I find it, I'm not gonna do it now cbf
tvshaman (4b67) 13521
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Yeah, sure, but I don't want to harass her with messages or calls… If you would know her IP, you would send her something, don't you?
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>>13519>We were supposed to be a stalker community.
No we're not. Quite the opposite. Stalking Chloë or posting private info about her is against the rules
tvshaman (4b67) 13523
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Those are my taughts exactly
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Of course not. You don't tell someone when you get this sort of information. It would spoil all the fun. You just watch and learn. It's like having the password of your friend's facebook. You don't tell him that you have the password. That would be ridiculous. You keep it to yourself and watch everything he does.>>13522>Stalking Chloë is against the rules
How would you know who stalks her or not? Nigga, please.
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>>13524>How would you know who stalks her or not?
I don't, but the moment you start sharing any sort of info that did or could result in stalking, your ass goes bye bye
tvshaman (4b67) 13526
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Well, alright… But if she reads this now, maybe she will get scared of us spying on her
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I bought ticket on the movie 43.
Btw, I am very pleased that there were HQ photos from David Levene 2010 photoshoot.
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Night Creeper wrotes real business.
Well, if Solar is not admin here, then who?
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me and echo/pillowman/chickenshit
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So, what are you waiting for? Keep logs of server and grep it on Safari 6.
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mfw I never really payed much attention to their relationship
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that makes two of us>>>13532
There are many who use safari 6/ipad so there's no way of knowing for sure
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And you could get a bunch of them from LA or whatever, still no way of knowing for sure. Besides, not knowing makes it more fun.
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Ok, maybe. In any case I'm glad that she knows about chlomorg
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Sure, she probably knows but who says she likes it? Maybe she came here once, rolled her eyes, said fuck those guys and never returned
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Sounds about right. Have you seen all the creepy things they say?
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>>13539>Have you seen all the creepy things they say
Says the guy who constantly posted gay pics and comments
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"we are the change, folks"- Ryan Serhant
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also she don't know for sure wtf is "fag". We're knows, that it translates as "big fan", but she doesn't know.
picrelated her face when she opened chlomorg.
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>>13542>she don't know for sure wtf is "fag".
Something tells me she's known that for quite some time
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That couldn't be more irrelevant
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You posting pics of trevor in gay sex and commenting on it constantly wouldn't have sit well with her
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Your limitations are disgusting.
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>>13538>who says she likes it?
Does it matter?
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>>13547>Does it matter?
It does to me
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Is that so in a post not stored info about IP, browser etc?
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The only difference is Trevor actually did get gang raped in a movie and actually is homosexual without a doubt. I don't know what her reaction to that scene would be.
tvshaman (4b67) 13552
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It would be awesome if she would like the site/us. I would be really happy to know that
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just the IP and provider. But like I said there's no way of knowing so it's all speculation
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If she'd seen that it would be funny as fuck.
Honestly, you should chill out and live for the lulz. That's the only valide way to live.
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Well, I don't know about that. I don't do the things I do seeking for any approval coming from her. Actually, if she likes us, I would find it weird.
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Yeah< I bet some strangers joking about your brother taking it up the ass is funny as hell.
tvshaman (4b67) 13558
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Don't you like wierd stuff?
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Not that kind of weird stuff. >>13557
For the strangers, yes.
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And for her no, and we were talking from her perspective
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>>13560>talking from someone else perspective
GG, please. Don't be that guy.
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I'm not. But I see why she would be cheeped out to say teh least by most of the people here
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Yes, I know she would. You shouldn't be ashamed of that. We are who we are. We shouldn't be seeking for her approval or anything like that. Let's just have fun and be ourselves.
tvshaman (4b67) 13565
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What a coincidence. I'm reading a tabloid and there's a secret message in it, encoded on the backside of a sticker. It says: "The leash doesn't make the dog loyal."
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I'm not ashamed and I'm not seeking her approval but I get why she would be disgusted by some of the stuff here
tvshaman (4b67) 13568
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Some but not all of the stuff. She can actually find things that she likes here
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It's ok. I know what you mean.
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If she's strong/curious enough to look for those things among all the other "creepy" stuff.
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Ofc she can. We are fans and this is a fansite
Anonymous (a413) 13573
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Happy New Year to me
Happy new year to you.
Why do we celebrate new year, anyway?
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Happy new year bro
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Because it's a new year
Anonymous (d6b5) 13579
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My friends are going partying with some girls.
>tfw I'm too ugly to come with.
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Happy New Year!
Take a happy Chloë.
tvshaman (4b67) 13582
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I know that feel bro… I will have to "party" today with my best friend and his m8, they both have girlfriends, I don't…>>13581
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>>13582>they both have girlfriends, I don't
Because you don't want to. You are the sexiest man I know.
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BTW, russians have umlaut in a standard keyboard. We don't need to use Alt+0235. I'm glad.
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>the perks of being brazilian
Anonymous (a413) 13588
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tvshaman (4b67) 13589
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Anonymous (a413) 13591
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Do you want that pic he's painting?
Anonymous (a413) 13594
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tvshaman (4b67) 13595
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I'd rather choose the one on his wall, that looks much more art-y
Yeah, that's what I meant. Sorry.
I want that too. ):
Anonymous (a413) 13597
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tvshaman (4b67) 13598
File: 1356967588856_Chloe_art_museum_wallpaper.jpg (860.23 KB, 1600x1000)
On the next auction, we can put our money together and buy it, so we can hang it among the others
tvshaman (4b67) 13599
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Whoah, I hope we won't get hammered for this
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Thanks, bro. Now…take off that flower. Show daddy what you got there.
tvshaman (4b67) 13601
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I sense no moralfagging… It's strange
tvshaman (4b67) 13602
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>Chloë in Chains
tvshaman (4b67) 13607
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tvshaman (4b67) 13608
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Sounds like the name of a girly rockband
tvshaman (4b67) 13611
File: 1356969709681_Rock_On.jpg (258.85 KB, 608x649)
I mean rockband with a girl singer, like Delain
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>Chloë playing a lesbian teenager who's also the lead singer of a rockband
Anonymous (45d6) 13613
File: 1356969972959_2chloe.jpg (61.13 KB, 612x366)
I don't want Chloë to play a lesbian, I want her to be one..
Anonymous (a413) 13614
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tvshaman (4b67) 13615
File: 1356970098133_Oh_You.jpg (63.85 KB, 360x225)
I like how we push the limit slightly with each post>>13609
Well who doesn't like ice cream?
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chloe definitely knows about the site now, and all the posts are getting creepier. nice one. real nice.
Anonymous (45d6) 13618
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What's creepy about wanting Chloë to be a lesbian?
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Ignore him. Talking about sexuality in general is death sentence to him.
Anonymous (45d6) 13622
File: 1356970656921_lilmoretz.gif (544.92 KB, 428x185)
You would rather she got together with some sturdy jerk? Now that's creepy bro.
Lesbian Chloë > Straight Chloë
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how is that even allowed lol
i could only imagine her reaction to seeing that
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its her choice.
and you have nothing to to with it.
and yes talking about somebody you don't know in real life's sexual orientation is creepy. if that person saw it im sure they wouldn't jump for joy.
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my quads speak the truth.
Anonymous (45d6) 13627
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Of course I would. She's still Chloë.. At least somewhere underneath all that cellulite.
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i got quads twice! the faboost is inside me!
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I'm kidding, bros. I love you.
I love you this much.
tvshaman (4b67) 13637
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And also a faggott would know sperm, doesn't he?
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You are the one who failed to understand the joke.
tvshaman (4b67) 13641
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And I miss you, love. And I miss you…
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tvshaman (4b67) 13644
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She's somewhere else at the moment
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Someone else's bed…
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the nigga is all neck and ears & is pale.
and Chloe Heinrichs. doesn't flow nicely.
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is that his sister in front of him? she U-G-L-Y
Anonymous (45d6) 13650
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That feeling when I'm better looking than him.
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i see nothing special about him. seems like another typical rich, popular kid. boring.
Anonymous (45d6) 13652
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He's most likely a kike. Chloë has a thing for kikes.
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tvshaman (4b67) 13657
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I have even less chance with her than…
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I'd sleep with his sister just to make him mad. >>13651
He's member of a yacht club. He IS a random rich kid. His dad works for Tim Burton.
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what a fruit cake.
Mr.Heinrichs Protegé!!RbMiik.X5M 13661
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just tried it on……….
anyways im off to work. bye all.
tvshaman (4b67) 13663
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Wow, you have to work on new year's eve? Must be bad for you…
tvshaman (4b67) 13664
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The canadian is off, we can go back to our creepy posts
Anonymous (df7e) 13666
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Why do you think so?
What is different about kikes than any other white person.
tvshaman (4b67) 13667
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You can tell some of these pics were 'shopped. This pic has some bad clone brushing in the sweater area next to her neck directly under her chin.
tvshaman (4b67) 13669
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Yeah, I see them! What awesome eyes you've got
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I use photoshop every day for work and my own art projects. That makes it easy to spot other people's photoshop mistakes.
tvshaman (4b67) 13671
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Maybe you can tell em then how to cut out objects with Paint on Windows 7. I want to cut outlines, not just box-shapes, but I can't find the tool for it.
inb4 thi is Chloë-related, it would be a great help for my "shopping"
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Well, there's the free-form selection tool. But honestly, don't use Paint. If you can't or don't want to acquire
photoshop, at least get Gimp (it's free) so you can use the pen tool to make accurate selections.
tvshaman (4b67) 13673
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I'm very grateful! Thank you!
Check out the cut-out mouth of the one-tooth Chloë
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Let's say you're going to have sex this week. Would you fap or would to save your load for the sex?
tvshaman (4b67) 13677
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Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii want caaaaaaaaaaaaandy
dub dub dubdubb
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Want caaaaaaaaaandy
tvshaman (4b67) 13679
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This happened to me at least once. I couldn't be 100% sure, but I felt it going to happen soon, so I waited. And it did happened and it was…. You can imagine it
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I know what you mean. It happened to me a few times. That's why I'm worried. I want to fap, but maybe this week my friend will give me my birthday present. However, the odds are against me.
tvshaman (4b67) 13681
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Ah hell, I wish my friend (who's a very pretty girl) would give me that present on my birthday… But I haven't even hold her hand once…
Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13682
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- Homosexuality General
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Keaton just blocked his photos! Hahahaha. HE KNOWS.
tvshaman (4b67) 13684
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Friend=a guy? Oh you!
tvshaman (4b67) 13685
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Now that is awesome. At least he definatly reads us
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I was talking about a girl. A girl with big boobs.>>13685
I was about to save that pic of him on that boat and then…bam. Hahaha. Now we know they know.
Fuck yeah, bros. We made it.
By the way, please, post that pic for me.
Anonymous (7b99) 13687
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your faggotry is off the charts
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tvshaman (4b67) 13689
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What do you mean? Saying he's a jew is okay, but being happy that he reads us is not okay?
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sorry I can't hear you over your faggotry
tvshaman (4b67) 13691
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But at least you guys can tell me why you say that to me, because I don't get what's wrong and again I say something and you say some bullshit which is damn unclear
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Please, post that pic. The one of him on the boat.
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>>13691>>13691> tell me why you say that to me
Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13694
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They're trying to wind you up.
tvshaman (4b67) 13696
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That's nice of them
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New thread, homos.
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im back lol. didn't have to work. went there for nothing. i didn't get the text msg to stay home because of my shitty old phone. time to join #teamiphone like chloe.