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Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 6069
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Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 6071
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Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 6072
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Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 6073
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Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 6074
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Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 6075
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Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 6076
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All is quiet in /chloe/…
Anonymous (497f) 6077
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I read this in Sir David Attenborough's voice.
Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 6078
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I had hoped someone would, I did the same as I was thinking of it.
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Deja vu from previous Bean news
Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 6080
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I don't even remember it.
Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 6081
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Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 6083
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Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 6084
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Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 6085
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Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 6087
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Anonymous (f61b) 6088
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Gud 1 Beanrock
Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 6089
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Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 6091
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Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 6092
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Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 6093
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tvshaman (b719) 6094
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I like the comics. Is that a nr 4 in it's corner? If it is, where are the other 3?
and no sign of jews or dread here at all
Anonymous (f61b) 6095
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Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 6099
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Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 6100
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tvshaman (b719) 6101
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Thanks m8! I've realzied that I've already seen the third one. And I don't really get the first.
Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 6102
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Fairytales was translating Mother Russia's blog posts. In one of them, she said Chloë thought her fans were nightmares, if I remember correctly
. I don't know where the post is though.
The idea of the comic was to take the piss, saying that maybe Chloë thought more than that.
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Anonymous (f61b) 6104
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Anonymous (f61b) 6105
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tvshaman (b719) 6106
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can someone tell me the origin of this photo? i've wanted to know for years…
iPhoneXL (a41d) 6113
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what does period blood taste like
anyone with experience on the matter
Anonymous (2ebb) 6118
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Anonymous (2ebb) 6120
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Anonymous (96a8) 6121
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I've found sucking out a 9 week fetus has more flavour and texture than plain period blood but without the bones of a 16 weeker.
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You make Chloe so distressed, she wants to eat carrot cake.
Anonymous (2ebb) 6123
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I wish I was that cool.
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Blood, but a little more…disgusting. It has a strong smell and it may have pieces of something (I don't know what the fuck is that). Maybe coagulated blood. I don't know.
It is more sticky though. And smelly.
Anonymous (2ebb) 6125
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Anonymous (2ebb) 6127
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Anonymous (2ebb) 6128
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Yeah…that's uterine lining.
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Now it sounds even more sexy.
Anonymous (2ebb) 6131
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It's disgusting m8.
Anonymous (2ebb) 6133
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Just when you think about it. When you're there in the heat of the moment, my friend, things change.
Anonymous (9c79) 6135
Fuck you and your curiosity >>6123
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Ight. Come back to me when you've finished your thoughts.
Anonymous (c460) 6138
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>tfw you will never be in Chloë's uterus for 9 months.
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Talking about uterus and period blood here, talking about Chloë's feet on other chan…
Today is one of those days.
So, how are you doing, bro?
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Stop! You're making me feel weird.
Anonymous (2ebb) 6143
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It's as you stated, a dayum shame.
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Not bad. Not bad at all.
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There are other imageboards on the internet.
Anonymous (f61b) 6146
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What you guys think? ;)
Anonymous (2ebb) 6147
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Oh I thought you meant another chloe specific chan. Carry on then.
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Facing a psychotic mother…again. December is always like this. My mom has some mental issues and our relationship is not very healthy. When December comes things get worse.
But I'll be fine, I hope. At least I'm trying to fool myself into thinking that.>>6146
I think she is so beautiful that it hurts to know that I will never touch her skin and she will never know of my existence. And I'm not even kidding. It really hurts.
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of her hair? I like it. Closer to the GOAT long hairstyle.
Anonymous (2ebb) 6152
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It seems very similar to what it was yesterday, crimped a little maybe.
It's not such a huge departure from how it's look recently, to me at least. It looks as nice as the style in the last few candids street shots.
I'd prefer this>
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jesus fucking christ
Anonymous (2ebb) 6155
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It's a bit more distressed, less flowing.
Bed hair maybe.
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Well, I like that look. I hope she sticks to that for a long time.
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Anonymous (f61b) 6160
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>New color! What you guys think? ;)
Anonymous (2ebb) 6161
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It's tough to gauge wheter the color is all that different especially at the rate she applies dem filters.
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When will Chloë paint her toe nails and show us?
>What do you guys think? ;)
>hfw seeing my reply
Anonymous (f61b) 6165
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That'll be the day.
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That was a personal pic. And her foot was covered.
I'm talking about a HD pic of her feet and maybe soles and the opportunity to post comments.
Anonymous (f61b) 6167
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I knew what you meant. I just felt like posting an image of her foot to go along with the topic.
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i could only imagine what you'd write lol.
Anonymous (f61b) 6170
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Well, we won't be able to get any HQ pics from Instashit.
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Hopefully with the new terms for instagram that are coming, everyone leaves and there will be a new thing that keeps the normal res.
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I'd politely try to convince her to show us her feet more often.
She keeps them so well hidden most of the times. I'm sick of seeing Elle Fanning's feet, Emma Stone's feet, Kristen Stewart's feet…
All those celebrity girls show us her feet. Chloë? Nope. She never gave us her soles, except for a few scenes in Hick. I'm talking about a photoshoot. A nice photoshoot made to look natural with a barefoot Chloe reading a book or something laying on the bed with her soles exposed.
We need that. We deserve that.
Basically that's what I would say.
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even if you say it in a polite way she would find that incredibly creepy lol. the only thing worse then that would be asking her to show more armpit lol.
but i do agree with you.
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Not really bothered about that tbh
Anonymous (f61b) 6176
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I know, but someone's gotta do that one day. Someone has to take the risk and tell her "SHOW YOUR FEET! THEY WANT FEET!".>>6174
That's close to what I'm talking about. Casual Chloë dressed in a way that does not necessarily requires shoes (pajamas, for example) showing us her soles.>>6175
Bothered by her lack of feet exposure or bothered by the possibility of her feet being more exposed to us?
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Anonymous (96a8) 6182
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whats that from bro?
Anonymous (f61b) 6187
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Anonymous (f61b) 6188
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Anonymous (f61b) 6189
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Anonymous (b5ea) 6190
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Okay, I'm not the only one who did that. lol
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43 visitors? Come on people! Fulfill you Chlobro obligation..
>Live Dangerously. Post Chloë
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Hey Guy, how's it going?
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hey pixel. im doing good actually.
how about you?
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I'm alright. One day left of work before a 2 week holiday break.
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SWEET!!! i have to work christmas eve and the day after christmas. oh well lol. gotta get dat $$$. its not going to be busy at all, so i'll get paid double to stand around all day. sweet.
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Proof that Trevor reads Chlomo.org?
Anonymous (02b2) 6207
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We'll know for sure if he dresses up as Santa or we see snowman Teri
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LOL me too. was just about to post it.
Anonymous (02b2) 6212
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Chloe re-tweetng some douchebags with the most random, useless and least relevant tweets
her trolling is getting too obvious
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Wait, that's Teri as the snowman?
Shouldn't she be the Grinch? I'm not even joking, the likeness is uncanny.
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HA i noticed that too.
note to self, tweet the most unoriginal "meaningful" tweet and maybe she will re-tweet it.
Anonymous (02b2) 6216
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That pic is great but one thing about it bugs me, I think it's the not so open eyes
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>>6215>tweet the most unoriginal "meaningful" tweet and maybe she will re-tweet it
The only caveat…she would need to be following you.
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oh ya lol. sorry i'm still new to twitter.
Anonymous (02b2) 6219
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get to chloe's twitter page
yes, I'm tired
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Not that she couldn't retweet some random person, it's just that those were from people she's following.
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do you get what's going on in the text msg? Cause I have no idea.
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its chloe's weird sense of humor. no matter what it is, she will get 1000+ likes and retweets lol.
Anonymous (02b2) 6225
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people seemed to get it
maybe it's a joke only americans can get?
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I thought of that first but why would he sneak one past Teri? lol
doesn't make sense>>6223
>Chloe's weird sense of humour
you know what gives people weird senses of humour?>
Anonymous (02b2) 6228
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>>6223>chloe's weird sense of humor
I don't see anything weird about her sense of humor
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i do not want to know thank you very much.
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did you find this funny or get this at all?
Anonymous (02b2) 6233
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give 5 examples of her weird sense of humor
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uhmmmmm……uhhhhhhh…………i dont know :3
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I agree with TG. I think "simple" better describes her sense of humour. Not a bad thing. It's really cute. She's like a little puppy.
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>tfw i can't message or ask her what the funny part of this is supposed to be.
we may never know….
Anonymous (02b2) 6238
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And that is funny? Simpleton
would describe yours
Anonymous (02b2) 6239
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>>6236>I agree with TG. I think "simple" better describes her sense of humour
So you agree with him (weird = abnormal) by thinking she has a simple form of humor (pretty normal)
Anonymous (02b2) 6240
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Maybe some us-fags could shed some light
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did you even chuckle at this? >>6230
that is what i want to know
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And that is funny? Fagg
ot would describe you.
Anonymous (02b2) 6243
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First of all, "simple" does not = normal. Either way, it's not about the word "weird", you chode.
I get what he's saying. Her sense of humour is interesting to me.
inb4 cross-analyzation of the word "interesting"
Anonymous (02b2) 6246
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>>6244>First of all, "simple" does not = normal.
Sure it does. You could say that about most people - they have a simple sense of humor. And since that is the norm than it's pretty normal
But enough with this, BTC >>6242
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"Wow whoever you are, you did well on this insta cuz it's on top likes page"
is dis nigger serious?
Anonymous (02b2) 6248
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So who the fuck is this guy? Another douche to add to her list?https://twitter.com/i/#!/SPObabbby/media/slideshow?url=pic.twitter.com%2FLEkwiYSa
He's not even remotely good looking enough for her and neither is that dog for Jaxon
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you're starting off with the assumption that most people have a simple sense of humour.
And "simple" can describe a variety of different comedy interpretations. Two people may have different senses of humour, but they can still both have a simple
taste in humour.
Anonymous (02b2) 6250
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When Chloe will start dating (properly) and we'll see pics of her making out with another guy, especially if it's one of those generic looking douchebags, major rage will be had
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yo, i agree.
And she also retweeted his soccer post. I wonder if she watches soccer.
Anonymous (02b2) 6252
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>>6251>I wonder if she watches soccer.
Yeah, I bet she does
Anonymous (02b2) 6253
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and looking at it now it seems a lot of girls retweeted it
I could get it if he was some sort of bieber but wtf
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he looks as douchey as him.
Watching his youtube videos he seems alright, but I just hate that clean-cut look.
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you prefer shaggy over clean-cut am i rite?
Anonymous (02b2) 6256
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But Beiber is a better looking guy (or girl) and he's every young girl's wet dream. This guy on the other hand has nothing. I could throw a stone at any school and would probably hit in the head some guy exactly like him
Maybe he's a close friend of Chloe or something
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bieber looks like moot.
your argument is invalid.
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not necessarily. Doesn't have to look shaggy, just not like he popped out of a Ken doll package.
Anonymous (02b2) 6259
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not even close
there's a reason why millions of girls (and even women) are obsessed with him (and it's not just his music)
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oh okay. just clearing things up.
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tbf, he looks like a British/Slightly handicapped version of JB.
But JB looks like a lesbian so that could be a good thing.
Anonymous (f61b) 6262
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>>6248>He's not even remotely good looking enough for her
You must think she has incredibly high standards or something. He's not that bad looking but not the greatest either, but why does it matter? Does he have to be perfect? If anything it shows that Chloë doesn't base her judgments all towards looks.
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Anonymous (02b2) 6266
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>>6262>You must think she has incredibly high standards or something.
Yes, I think that. She's a very very good looking girl and I would expect her to find someone on the same level. Sure, some might want her to date mclovin or david lynch just so that they can say "that could be me", but she deserves the best and whatever those guys have going for them personality wise (assuming there is something special) she could find a nicer looking package
>pic related - what chloe likes (and deserves) what she might want we won't know until the time comes
Anonymous (f61b) 6269
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I never said anything about Mclovin or david lynch (lolwut)
And I wasn't implying that "that could be me."
I was just saying that it's not all about the looks. And Chloë has tweeted in the past similar stuff, but you think differently and I can't change that.
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>mclovin or david lynch>
I think that's true for some people, and I might be a little guilty of that too. But for me, it also depends on what one considers attractive.
That model looks like a fruit.
I'm happy to accept that Chloe will date some really attractive men, but just not some men who are considered attractive.
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mclovin is a beta phaggot
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Attractive does not = alpha (and vice-versa)
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also, he smokes weed so he is clearly a badass edgy motherfucker.
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THATS the comment i was waiting for lol.
and no hes beta in movies and real life.
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and he lifts brah. dem arms.
Anonymous (02b2) 6278
File: 1355900885595.jpg (43.61 KB, 254x365)
>>6270>That model looks like a fruit.
If by fruit to mean so good looking he'd have to be gay then and only then I would agree. Trevor could fit in the same description I guess.>>6269>I was just saying that it's not all about the looks. And Chloë has tweeted in the past similar stuff, but you think differently and I can't change that.
I understand it's not all about the looks but I also understand that anything she can find is a more plain looking guy personality wise she could probably find in a good looking guy.
And I want her to have the best, including when it comes to boyfriends and their looks.
It's obvious looks are important for her, just look at her crushes: daniel craig, gerard butler, ryan gosling etc
One of the few average (or less depending how you look at it) guys she commented on, McLovin, she basically told "I wish you would have Aaron's body"
So it's clear that she likes good looking guys (shocking) and I want one that's in the same league as her, not some guy who is a dime a dozen.
Sure, we have no saying in this and it's none of our god damn business. She could date Steve Buscemi as long as it makes her happy, but as far as I'm concerned, what I would like for her, is one of those guy that women drool over. The best of the best. Just like she is.
File: 1355901017006_m-188-df-01260.jpg (79.3 KB, 825x550)
lol'd a little too hard
Anonymous (fdc8) 6280
File: 1355901106309.jpg (69.12 KB, 500x485)
I wasn't saying she doesn't care about looks fullstop..
Anonymous (02b2) 6282
File: 1355901273060_Gollum_Gollum_by_I_evermind.jpg (90.17 KB, 684x639)
>>6281>This pleases Gollum
File: 1355901368741_gethim.jpg (49.38 KB, 640x461)
File: 1355901616357_chloe-moretz-gabourey-sidibe-ladies-night-out-02.jpg (344.95 KB, 979x1222)
All posts lead to Chloë.>You're supposed to post this pic!
Anonymous (02b2) 6288
File: 1355901690490.jpg (34.98 KB, 272x238)
meanwhile, at Charlie's chocolate factory
Anonymous (02b2) 6289
File: 1355901974410_138074395572.jpg (42.1 KB, 483x530)
I get it. It wasn't addressed specifically at you, it was more of a general rant
File: 1355902143666_dat-shimmy.gif (2.94 MB, 368x500)
Anonymous (02b2) 6291
File: 1355902201737_so-much-want.jpg (56.09 KB, 337x390)
Every time I see that I want to hug her
Anonymous (02b2) 6293
File: 1355902534037_stabby.gif (7.62 MB, 426x240)
File: 1355902826957_imokaywiththis.jpg (52.45 KB, 440x547)
good GOOD. Stab that motherfucker chloe. watch him bleed. let the evil flow through you.
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Anonymous (02b2) 6298
File: 1355903374313_spiderman-vs-wolverine.jpg (160.24 KB, 960x800)
a fight to the death over chloe
Now this is a guy I could see Chloe with
File: 1355903490322.jpg (38.88 KB, 685x627)
Good luck to the winner.
Anonymous (02b2) 6300
File: 1355903812265_132843962363.jpg (231.33 KB, 1313x1065)
can't wait for that hit-girl poster for kick-ass 2
File: 1355904464308_chlobro_sleep.jpg (29.66 KB, 350x284)
Catch you guys later.
Anonymous (a10c) 6304
File: 1355904971505_CGLov.jpg (102.34 KB, 500x681)
Beautiful. I like it better than the brighter blonde look she had prior. Looks more natural this way. Of course, she's beautiful all ways.
File: 1355905736409_HAdq5.jpg (656.42 KB, 1894x2546)
I love this look, man.
Very natural, and beautiful.
Everything. Her face, hair.
Couldn't ask for more.
Anonymous (a10c) 6307
File: 1355905992820_ChloeampBro.png (507.59 KB, 500x800)
>>6248>So who the fuck is this guy? Another douche to add to her list?
She's 15. She's not dating any of these guys, although she may have an infatuation that lasts a moment. Cameras follow her everywhere, yet no one has ever had a picture of her on a date. When she goes out, and it's reported she's with a guy, it's either a friend, and almost always one of her brothers.
Anonymous (a10c) 6308
File: 1355906367132_13458a.jpg (85.41 KB, 612x612)
Beyond checking out her great new hair color, this picture gives a great look at those fingers. Look at the length of those puppies.
Anonymous (f88b) 6309
Well, if you believe in reincarnation, you still have a shot, mate.
Just go kill yourself and hope that you win the lottery in heaven to be reincarnated as Chloë's child. The line might be long due to all our other lost brothers.
I wish you luck!
Anonymous (00ca) 6311
File: 1355909581973.jpg (106.55 KB, 334x558)
tvshaman (b719) 6312
File: 1355914501709_bl246eeee.jpg (52.13 KB, 617x314)
Nice hair, I like it. big hands:)>>6173
Or not to wear bras again>>6250
That's fo' sure>>6266>Sure, some might want her to date david lynch
Some, like Pedobear?>>6278>>6281
And yes, I've just replied to the whole damn thread. great pointless argument there about humor by the way
Anonymous (fb2b) 6313
File: 1355916461446_IMG_0228.jpg (2.98 MB, 2448x3264)
In the paper today
tvshaman (b719) 6314
File: 1355917486013_sort_of_want.jpg (73.24 KB, 646x588)
My eyesight is bad, but it looks like they forgot the diearesis/umlaut
Anonymous (fdc8) 6315
File: 1355917683423.jpg (140.92 KB, 604x604)
Can you not zoom?
tvshaman (b719) 6316
File: 1355918276624_My_Bad.jpg (108.91 KB, 529x542)
Oh. Right. Now it's sure they forgot it
Anonymous (fdc8) 6317
File: 1355922801145_2011-November-8th-Versace-for-HampM-Fashion-Event-New-York-08.jpg (1.11 MB, 2400x3600)
Don't tell me you've never zoomed in on a Chloë picture before.
tvshaman (b719) 6318
File: 1355923518521_cupcakes2.jpg (598.02 KB, 2160x2890)
I did, I did. Pic related
tvshaman (b719) 6320
File: 1355923795137_sm225jl1.jpg (52.1 KB, 355x360)
Yepp, gotta zoom on to these too
File: 1355924058141.jpg (546.18 KB, 940x627)
I wish I was a tiny man so I could smell her feet when she's sleeping. I would live under her bed eating insects. I'd probably get killed by Jax or Fuller, but who cares? I would welcome death with a big smile on my face if could have the chance to play with Chloë's feet at least once.
Anonymous (fdc8) 6323
File: 1355924276517_01f79e309eb111e1a39b1231381b7ba1_7.jpg (96.28 KB, 612x612)
Fuller is unamused.
tvshaman (b719) 6325
File: 1355924371687.jpg (283.2 KB, 858x858)
Well, we are interested in different parts of her
Anonymous (fdc8) 6326
File: 1355924480816_323155_147236202091674_1857371450_o.jpg (621.63 KB, 1536x2048)
I'm interested in all her.. parts
File: 1355924684519.jpg (108.67 KB, 360x344)
Anything before Diary of a Wimpy Kid and (500) Days of Summer should never be watched, except for Poker House.
Anonymous (fdc8) 6328
File: 1355924783432.jpg (100.16 KB, 342x389)
If it's got Chloë in it it's necessary for every chlobro to watch. it.
tvshaman (b719) 6329
File: 1355924821285_my_god.gif (2.97 MB, 330x296)
Is this your collection? You have a 3-D tv?
Anonymous (fdc8) 6331
File: 1355925153763_movie_stills_6.jpg (307.26 KB, 1200x800)
It's Pixel's collection. >>6330
The only person you should recommend it to is another Chloë fan.
tvshaman (b719) 6332
File: 1355926944620_Derp.jpg (73.8 KB, 534x595)
How about postin' some Chloë? Anyone in?
tvshaman (b719) 6336
File: 1355927806427_dismissed.jpg (406.89 KB, 850x535)
It is from nowI knew I could use this pic once
tvshaman (b719) 6340
File: 1355928578612_chloe_time2.png (662.86 KB, 620x608)
tvshaman (b719) 6341
File: 1355929042904_giant_Chloe.jpg (44.01 KB, 306x460)
File: 1355929114923.gif (1.87 MB, 252x313)
Anonymous (b5ea) 6344
File: 1355929457068_265.gif (1.55 MB, 379x308)
Anonymous (fdc8) 6346
File: 1355929841879.jpg (98.34 KB, 612x612)
Chloë liked this photo. Possibility that her and Keaton aren't together anymore?http://statigr.am/p/349218053164421098_25945306
tvshaman (b719) 6348
File: 1355929963249_creepy_smile2.jpg (16.46 KB, 288x291)
Like they were>>6347
I think it's not, those are smaller children and she wears heels. I like that pic very much
tvshaman (b719) 6349
File: 1355930052091_i_cant_see.jpg (123.87 KB, 511x500)
Amm, maybe it is photoshop after all. I don't know, I'm starting to get blind
tvshaman (b719) 6350
File: 1355930630172_Chloe-watch.png (383.45 KB, 612x612)
tvshaman (b719) 6351
File: 1355931208710_Asa_and_Chlo235.jpg (34.87 KB, 500x363)
Anonymous (a604) 6352
File: 1355933812820_Chloe_reflection.jpg (190.91 KB, 1023x671)
File: 1355936482050_nightmare.jpg (236.35 KB, 823x1447)
File: 1355937033650_deathgrip.jpg (699.73 KB, 1632x1216)
i want to experience the death grip
File: 1355937644877_sheriff-chloe.jpg (101.56 KB, 720x509)
oh god WHY is dante back on /fb/
File: 1355937896961_flaunt_chloemoretz_06.jpg (424.99 KB, 1750x1114)
Anonymous (a604) 6362
File: 1355941049682_merry_christmas_to_all_my_fans_love_chloe_x_x_x_x.jpg (418.04 KB, 1600x1200)
Anonymous (02b2) 6363
File: 1355941741519.jpg (12.45 KB, 250x323)
Why did teri make that account if she left it to die?
Anonymous (02b2) 6365
File: 1355942054505_132706371014.jpg (30.08 KB, 160x192)
And how exactly would she do that?
Anonymous (02b2) 6366
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Anonymous (02b2) 6368
File: 1355942497244_tumblr_mf94mn0our1rjx31yo1_500.jpg (101.74 KB, 500x623)
Anonymous (02b2) 6370
File: 1355942692365.jpg (17.78 KB, 210x230)
When shooping goes bad
a case study
tvshaman (b719) 6372
File: 1355942999781_daffaq2.jpg (79.71 KB, 443x360)
I taught those googles are for welding or space exploring
Anonymous (02b2) 6375
File: 1355943541651_13159438364.jpg (16.35 KB, 287x378)
it's been this way for quite some time
tvshaman (b719) 6378
File: 1355944428697_hih2372372372.png (65.4 KB, 175x158)
They have a nightmare-filter and your computer works its ass off to get through it - that's what's takin 8 minutes
Anonymous (02b2) 6380
File: 1355944773600.jpg (755.01 KB, 2205x3307)
tvshaman (b719) 6381
File: 1355944920720_problem.jpg (105.67 KB, 500x280)
Well, I'm sorry then, but that anti-nightmare-program can't think or read. It just detects large amounts of Chloë-pictures on your hard-drive and judges you…
Anonymous (02b2) 6382
File: 1355944972215_A-gBCxkCUAEDtlQ.jpg_large.jpg (36.15 KB, 425x640)
Anonymous (02b2) 6385
File: 1355945316322_021.jpg (51.18 KB, 446x504)
You can't handle the cuteness
Anonymous (02b2) 6388
File: 1355945599681.jpg (25.74 KB, 320x180)
I would say it's still not enough but I can only imagine what that will result in. So this will do I guess
Anonymous (02b2) 6390
File: 1355945708339_235226zq7noehhzzi978n9.jpg (729.22 KB, 2592x1944)
Anonymous (02b2) 6391
File: 1355945783242_132706371474.gif (5.03 MB, 345x425)
I know. If that interview would be any sweeter it would give me diabetus
Anonymous (02b2) 6393
File: 1355946046480_4431995705_e953a4a5be_b.jpg (327.62 KB, 1024x685)
nightmares don't amuse chloe
Anonymous (02b2) 6394
File: 1355946342616_naked-chloe-2.jpg (33.94 KB, 405x580)
Anonymous (02b2) 6395
File: 1355946639646_7130694807_b8b95ab48b_o.jpg (3.27 MB, 1840x3264)
Earl, you fucking asshole
tvshaman (b719) 6396
File: 1355946725865_omg6.jpg (37.14 KB, 350x285)
I belive ThatGuy is called Earl>>6394
She's naked and frightened. Source?
Anonymous (02b2) 6397
File: 1355946788303_13157783404281.jpg (74.28 KB, 643x671)
>>6396>ThatGuy is called Earl
Stay tuned for more shocking developments
Anonymous (02b2) 6398
File: 1355946832963.jpg (3.61 KB, 190x164)
Max's old facebook account
Anonymous (497f) 6399
File: 1355946873138_Chlobro-After-Glow.jpg (88.28 KB, 640x475)
Anonymous (02b2) 6400
File: 1355946901789_chloe_moretz.jpg (334.41 KB, 1200x1600)
Anonymous (02b2) 6401
File: 1355947006431.jpg (29.18 KB, 300x372)
inb4 someone faps to dem feetsorry bro but the shadow is too fake
Anonymous (497f) 6402
File: 1355947084846.gif (176.16 KB, 482x431)
sorry bro, but i'm too fucking tired and lazy to fuck with that shadow so it's the best you're getting atm
Anonymous (02b2) 6403
File: 1355947084839_6950715021_a6453af5d2_b.jpg (163.55 KB, 1024x427)
Spoon, you jelly?
Oh wait, RIP
tvshaman (b719) 6404
File: 1355947090896_oh_boy_icon.png (23.52 KB, 100x120)
That sign above her is for guys who find her attractive?
Anonymous (02b2) 6405
File: 1355947138595.jpg (40.3 KB, 248x264)
Well, it works for art class
Anonymous (497f) 6408
File: 1355947633876_Chlobro-After-Glow2.jpg (60.67 KB, 331x475)
I should have probably posted this version as to not excite the footfags so much
File: 1355947865826_uuuuh.jpg (119.44 KB, 922x1080)
>7 movies to watch
Oooh now I'm excited!
Have you been watching any good movies lately, bros?
Anonymous (497f) 6411
File: 1355948009341.png (87.6 KB, 377x378)
damn frame.png i used had a lame shadow around it already.. too lazy to remove it, i need to find a better png
Anonymous (02b2) 6413
File: 1355948054074_you-will-never-give-chloe-a-flower.jpg (132.19 KB, 908x427)
Anonymous (054a) 6414
Oh my god her voice! So cute!!!
See, this video…It's too much…I can't look at her like some of you guys do. Call it moralfagging all you want.
"I have a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge HUGE dog!"
Anonymous (497f) 6416
File: 1355948134241_17a.png (290.09 KB, 500x497)
You will never deflower
tvshaman (b719) 6417
File: 1355948148634_hahaha9.jpg (10.94 KB, 222x120)
How bout givin her two flowers?
File: 1355948162658_mas.jpg (59.97 KB, 784x658)
She will never give her flower to me.
Anonymous (a604) 6419
File: 1355948165504_hmm_chloe_deleted_her_tweet_and_instagram_pic.jpg (101.02 KB, 720x480)
>Probably due to butthurt people
>calling her label other word for lady working in erotic business
Anonymous (02b2) 6425
File: 1355948269700.gif (456.67 KB, 283x286)
an incurable romantic
Anonymous (02b2) 6427
File: 1355948359446_6948597359_f280f0aff8_o.jpg (167.66 KB, 1277x850)
remember how much butthurt this caused to a chlobro back o on /b/
tvshaman (b719) 6433
File: 1355948831181_My_Nigga4.jpg (105.98 KB, 472x592)
This flower-deflower thing just sprang into my mind when I posted my unfunny comment… We have the same nightmarish
Anonymous (02b2) 6437
File: 1355949129055_13397108988222.jpg (12.01 KB, 300x370)
she deleted and posted a new one which I linked before you
hence the slow comment
you get no apology
tvshaman (b719) 6438
File: 1355949193355_nigga_pls16.jpg (79.75 KB, 368x360)
I refuse to. At friday it's the end of the world, so why hurry?
Anonymous (02b2) 6440
File: 1355949337619.jpg (68.94 KB, 587x663)
the (new) instagram directly linked to the (new) tweet
I could have posted the tweet just as easily (even easier in fact)
don't be mad at me cause you're slower
Anonymous (497f) 6448
File: 1355949855124.gif (4.1 MB, 519x304)
tfw never taste her sweet 16
Anonymous (497f) 6451
File: 1355950042871.jpg (130.17 KB, 612x460)
more like worsteste nightmare
tvshaman (b719) 6452
File: 1355950415703_grrrrrr.jpg (97.34 KB, 400x378)
You will see it on friday yourself bitch
Anonymous (02b2) 6453
File: 1355950465333.png (170.32 KB, 551x331)
>guy makes thread saying how cute she was in that shaggy dog videos>people start going "that's creepy"http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/oh-my-god-this-old-chloe-moretz-interview-has-me-in-tears.452802768/
WTF is wrong with people? Can't you find someone cute, without any sexual implications? If I say "that's a cue dog" doesn't mean I want to fuck it. Same thing if I make that comment about a baby or a young girl.
Anonymous (02b2) 6454
File: 1355950508233_13333122523526.jpg (142.35 KB, 610x467)
dat end of the world chlomo thread
tvshaman (b719) 6456
File: 1355950566898_evil3.jpg (57.55 KB, 500x332)
If you make a comment AT ALL, that means you want to have sex with that/he/she/etc.
Welcome to the Internet!just kidding
Anonymous (02b2) 6457
File: 1355950589654.jpg (25.26 KB, 218x277)
For what? I just came across the thread but if I were there there would be some facepalming and name calling
tvshaman (b719) 6458
File: 1355950626462_do_it.jpg (40.67 KB, 303x224)
Someone should make one soon, only 2 days left to post
Anonymous (02b2) 6464
File: 1355951106037.jpg (134.12 KB, 515x485)
I was just googling chloe
Anonymous (2ebb) 6465
File: 1355951142036_Chloe_Moretz_Z100_Jingle_Ball_03.jpg (935.55 KB, 2100x3150)
So I've seen it mentioned in two seperate instances about chloe's combined germanic and irish genealogy.
I accept the german link implicitly but can anyone shed light on / confirm the irish link?
Or is it just bullshit?
Anonymous (2ebb) 6466
File: 1355951229972_chloman.jpg (14.26 KB, 253x273)
This is chloe and not teri, right?
Anonymous (2ebb) 6470
File: 1355951702197_Chloe20Moretz20-4.jpg (463.73 KB, 2400x3600)
Just curious, first time I heard it I just ignored it. Having heard it again I'm more inclined to believe there might be some proof to the statement which people here might be able to shed light on. Also it's chloe, I'd like to know about her heritage to a certain degree being a fan of hers and all.
Anonymous (2ebb) 6471
File: 1355951766146_ryan-reynolds-02.jpg (70.71 KB, 660x495)
Looks awfully like chloe to me but I'll take your word on it.
tvshaman (b719) 6472
File: 1355952045746_really2.png (68.84 KB, 207x208)
Only one of us is over that age here>>6463
That's highly probable>>6466
Don't tell anyone, but I tought the same
Anonymous (02b2) 6473
File: 1355952371556.jpg (94.9 KB, 633x527)
a million times this
I'm still baffled at the people who spend so much time here and still don't know her face
Anonymous (02b2) 6474
File: 1355952435523.jpg (71.41 KB, 512x344)
Not wanting to know everything about Chloe
Anonymous (02b2) 6475
File: 1355952518849_brandon.jpg (7.85 KB, 206x251)
Guys, listen … guys. This is Ethan, right?
Anonymous (2ebb) 6476
File: 1355952532175.jpg (83.13 KB, 344x451)
The carrot was what flummoxed me.
Anonymous (2ebb) 6477
File: 1355952647429_chloman.jpg (14.26 KB, 253x273)
Maybe the people who said she'd grow up to look like teri are on to something. Never seen any semblance or a resemblance before this.
Anonymous (02b2) 6479
File: 1355952709693_13338463452.jpg (10.1 KB, 234x258)
I looked at that dozens of times and I only see Teri
Anonymous (2ebb) 6481
Thanks for the clarification amigo.>>6479
I still see chloe despite it clearly being terri from peoples reactions.
File: 1355952849244_badass_chloe.jpg (138.22 KB, 606x890)
By the way, can you guys please post that picture of her grandfather? Teri's father I suppose.
Anonymous (a604) 6483
File: 1355953311480_missy_reindeer.jpg (10.72 KB, 207x211)
tvshaman (b719) 6485
File: 1355953890347_woops1.jpg (20.13 KB, 145x151)
If we begin crusades just because of the missing diaeresis/umlaut, then why isn't anyone bothered about that some guys here write down Teri's name with 2 rs?
Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 6486
File: 1355954119098.png (118.57 KB, 246x361)
But muh perfect aryan heritage.
File: 1355954274062.gif (2.12 MB, 524x450)
Because the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 6489
File: 1355954281807.png (522.53 KB, 653x945)
Chloë > t3rryë
tvshaman (b719) 6492
File: 1355955814561_sm225jl1.jpg (52.1 KB, 355x360)
Soooo, we respect her, but we don't respect her mother. Very nice of us. Okay, I get it, "we" don't give a shit about if it's Teri or Terri or t3rry, but this is just simply strange to me, you know…
Anonymous (02b2) 6493
File: 1355955907399_138074395521.jpg (35.18 KB, 575x541)
ofc we love and respect Teri but not to the same extent
Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 6494
File: 1355955926991.png (101.06 KB, 217x291)
>>6491>>6490>Hmm what chloe moretz movie to watch today>Too much alcohol in my body
File: 1355956095481_wenow.jpg (38.96 KB, 600x600)
Well personally, I'm not a believer in voodoo rituals, magic, or superstitions. I'm lazy to grab an umlaut every time I type "Chloe". I don't think she will be much affected by my lack of diaeresis. But just in case she is, here's something to make up for it>
File: 1355956303821_laugh32432.gif (1.99 MB, 344x307)
maybe Art School is code for Chlomo chan.
Anonymous (02b2) 6502
File: 1355956337910_f_94672.jpg (114.68 KB, 1200x800)
Anonymous (02b2) 6503
File: 1355956507398_059.jpg (9.58 KB, 180x287)
File: 1355956747753_hickbubs34.gif (483.1 KB, 500x211)
has anyone from North America bought Hick from a physical store?
File: 1355957160377_034.jpg (125.42 KB, 552x488)
Not from North America but I own a copy of the U.S DVD and a copy of the Australian Blu-Ray.
Still haven't bought DS though…
File: 1355957332541_laugh3948.gif (806.25 KB, 245x140)
lol i hope you're joking
Has anyone from the chan who lives in NA bought Hick from a physical store
tvshaman (b719) 6509
File: 1355957415471_demon_eyes.jpg (555.82 KB, 1680x1050)
Or from a psychic one
File: 1355957533836.jpg (1.71 MB, 2000x1949)
Oh sick. Yea, I checked out HMV but they didn't have it. But there's tons of other stores I can check. I just wanted to see if I could get from a mainstream retailer, or if I had to check out smaller stores.
File: 1355957612642_dealwithit3.jpg (83.63 KB, 720x540)
I like to have physical copies of my favourite media.
File: 1355957728025_crystalball.png (3.35 MB, 2304x1134)
Hold on. Miss Chloe is asking the crystal ball now.>
tvshaman (b719) 6517
File: 1355961623251_Time_To_Sleep.jpg (96.15 KB, 600x417)