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Chloë Thread #195 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 292
Imagination Chloe Tiem:
You're on a trip visiting Los Angeles. Your friend invites you to a party, with people he met at a bar. For this first few hours, you're hanging around. You have a few beers.
At midnight Chloe walks through the door. "Yea! Hey everybody!", she says loud and assuredly.
You turn around in complete shock. You don't know what to do. You stare at her from within a circle of people, as she's talking with people across the room.
You're leaning on the kitchen counter, when she walks over to you.
"Hey, uh, sup?" she says with a chuckle.
You swallow, and manage to mutter out.
She looks at you with a grin.
"Do you mind if I use the toaster," she says.
You flinch, before turning completely around. You notice you were blocking her access to the toaster.
She laughs and says
"I'm making some tubby toast…want some?"
The next couple hours are a blur. You had some tubby toast with Chloe, ran around the room wildly. Ordered 3 pizzas. And you find Chloe like this the next morning.
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What story does this picture spark in your imagination?
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Ok I like….continue pls.
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lol. Do you want me to continue where I left off, or fill you in on what happened during "the blur"?
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Reminds me of the time me and Chloe went to Six Flags and rode all the rollercoasters there. She managed to get VIP tickets more me and her which was amazing. We rarely stopped holding hands and all through the day we had the most wonderful time.
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Chloe pulls a bag of tubby toast up on the counter. The aroma nearly renders you unconscious. You get your balance and look back at Chloe. Her eyes are glued on the toaster.
"Hey, do you mind watching this for me? I'll just be a second." She tells you.
You stare intensely as Chloe walks away, and heads up a flight of stairs. You lean against the counter for what could've been hours. All you can think about is Chloe.
You sniff. "What's that?" boom
Your head hits the floor….
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I'm thinking. Jeez, give me some time Lili
Anonymous (67b1) 303
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Pomp, you should continue the story but after each paragraph have 3 different paths which we choose from to decide what happens next in the story.
A) You decide to..
B) You and Chloe go to..
C) Chloe tells you to..
Majority rules which path we choose
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>>301>mfw Chloe went to go take a shit
Anonymous (8eb0) 305
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I wonder what it smelled like
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Your eyes struggle to open. Stunned and confused, you try and comprehend what's going on. You smell the aroma of grapefruit before being dropped to the ground.
You get up quickly and turn around. Chloe rests her hands on her knees, panting heavily.
Smoke emerges from the party house, behind her.
"You could've got us killed, doofus!" She says, still trying to catch her breath.
"Ok, I deserve a slap fo…"
Chloe leaves a bright red imprint of her hand on your cheek.
"Hahahaha" She blurts out.
"Come on. Let's go inside. I managed to save some tubby toast."
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Nice idea anon.
I'll start doing that.
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Chloe's a real kidder lol
Anonymous (67b1) 314
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Thanks for the bump. This thread would of went straight to page 45 without it
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LMFAO! I literally laffed from that!
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You follow her through the grass, and into the smoke filled house.
"Woah. What happened?" Your friend says to you.
"Yeah," other people chime in, "the house almost caught fire"
"Alright guys! Someone fucked up. But everything's fine now."
Chloe turns to you.
a) grab her hand
b) smile and thank her
c) scream "Let's fucking party!"
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I'm going to say
Chloe's a cool chick lol
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How many people should I wait for to respond, before writing the next part?
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There ith currently a draw.
Anonymous (8eb0) 321
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Alright 2 minutes and then im going to start writing. "A" is winning
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take my vote back
I pick A
cuz it seems like this Chloe my respond well to this.
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>mfw the Rams just won
Okay, I don't mean to interrupt story time. I choose A.
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So warm. You've never felt a hand so soft. Of course this only lasts 5 seconds, before Chloe pulls it away. You look up her, realizing you were staring down at her hand.
She stares at you with a blank expression. Then she turns towards a group of girls.
You start to second guess your decision.
"What did that mean?" you think. She didn't look angry. "Shit man, I should've said something. She probably thinks I'm weird."
You go over to the fridge and grab another beer, hoping to clear your mind.
Your friend pulls you away, and hands you a shot. You down in instantly. Feeling a bit tipsy, you walk upstairs and enter the bathroom.
You shut the door, and stumble over to the toilet. You only start to take a piss when you hear a knock on the door.
"Someone's in here!" You shout.
The knocking persists.
Suddenly, the door swings open.
"What the hell!?!?" you scream.
You pull up your pants, and mumble a few incoherent words.
She shuts the door and says,
"H-hey, aha. You-I know…I remember…You're that guy!"
"Chloe, are you drunk?" you ask
"How do you know my name?" She says.
"Uh..aha. You're kind of famous."
"Oh! No! No! I'm not….I'm famous! But I'm not drunk…I had a little too much tubby toast…Mama always warns me"
She slides over, nearly knocking you into the bathtub.
"Hey, what's this" she says, picking up a giant bud of marijuana that's laying on the toilet seat.
"No! No! Chloe, put that down…You don't know who left that there."
"Meh." She tosses it on the counter.
Before you know it, Chloe is slouched over. Completely unconcious on the back lid of the toilet bowl. Almost at this exact time, you hear sirens from the outside of the house.
You look out the window. "Shit! Cops!"
a) You tend to Chloe and try and get her to wake up
b) You run out of the washroom. Go through the back door, and make an escape.
c) You carry Chloe out of the washroom.
stupid-pretty-girl (7a91) 327
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Lol! Do A first and then B
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Cool. Im gonna wait about 5 minutes to get some more votes, then continue.
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I wash my hands, then pick C.
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C all the way.
you don't want this on TMZ!
Anonymous (67b1) 334
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>>326>"Hey, what's this" she says, picking up a giant bud of marijuana that's laying on the toilet seat.
I knew drugs would pop up somewhere.
>I had a little too much tubby toast…Mama always warns me"
Is the tubby toast a metaphor for pot cookies or what?
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Trevor you're slipping on your job!>>326
stupid-pretty-girl (7a91) 336
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Clean your self first before carrying chloe
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You open the door to the washroom before picking Chloe up. then you lay her over your right shoulder.
You turn to the right and bite your lip, "Dat Ass"
You steady her and begin to proceed through the door. You make your way over to the stairs. Nice and steady. You being to descend.
Someone screams, "Pigs!"
"Oh shit!" You lose your balance and send Chloe tumbling down the remaining 3 steps.
She falls on her face. Almost instantaneously, she jolts up. She turns to you.
"Is this some sort of revenge?"
"No! Sorry!" you plead.
She smiles. "Relax, we're on the same team"
Just as your heart has made it's way into the clouds, through the heavens and into graceful nirvana, it drops to the floor.
A flashlight hits you in the face.
"How old are you kids?" Says a tall, plump police officer.
"There isn't any under-age drinking going on here, is there?" he says.
"No. No sir. I'm legal" you say
"And how about you ma'am?" He directs to Chloe
"No. I'm sober" she says.
"Well, I'm still going to need to see some ID. You know we got called here…." you lose concentration on what he's saying, as you notice Chloe reaching for his utility belt.
a) You distract the officer by conversing with him
b) You knock Chloe's hand away, non-chalantly
c) You punch the cop in the face
stupid-pretty-girl (7a91) 340
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im thinking C , well lets do A
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Haha. If I really wanted to generate rage, I would've had her smoke some. But yea. It's pretty standard in a Pomp tale.
And no, I didn't mean for tubby toast to be a symbol for brownies. Tubby Toast makes Chloe feel really nice though.
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Lets be a lil realistic here
you cant punch the cop! lol!
I swear Im imagining Trevor wondering where the hell Chloe is!
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If everyone votes on it, the cop's getting knocked out.
Also, Trevor is spending the night at Franger's.
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If he gets knocked out I think I will change to C.
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It doesn't necessarily means he will get knocked out. Just punched in the face. But anything is possible. You never know.
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next person to vote chooses.
A or C???
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oh ok thx
the whereabouts of Trevor are now uncovered.
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And Franger has Trevor's full and undivided attention, if you know what I mean.
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You nod your head, in accordance to the officer.
"So what exactly happened here. We got a report of a possible fire?" the officer continues
You turn to Chloe who is spraying the officer with his own pepper spray.
"Ah!" She yells. She drops the can.
Grabbing your hand she runs quickly to the back door. She slams it open, clenching your hand tightly, as you follow very close behind.
She climbs a neighbouring fence, and peers over at you from the other side,
"Come on!" she cries
You pull yourself over the fence, and she begins to run. You chase after her. You both hop another fence, and run through someone's backyard that is attached to a forested area.
You enter the forested area panting together. She sits down on a big rock. Reaching into her pocket, she pulls out a piece of tubby toast, smiling.
"You want some?" she offers
She rips off a piece and hands it to you.
You stuff it in your mouth. You're so hungry from all the alcohol, and the running away from cops. So intensely focused on the toast, you almost forget you're chilling with Chloe Grace Moretz.
You look up at her, and she's grinning.
"It's my favourite"
"I can tell" you reply.
You gaze into her eyes…"Gosh she's beautiful." Her long dirty blonde hair, resting neatly over her shoulders. Her green eyes blending with the trees, as they glisten underneath the bright moonlight.
Before you know it, you are a couple inches away from Chloe's face. You are both leaning in. You touch lips and taste the sweet sensation of her strawberry chap stick.
You're in heaven. So many feelings are running through you. You wrap your arm around the back of her neck, and you both slowly pull away.
She looks at you and you both giggle.
"I had a really fun time" She says, "but I better get going."
She leans in, and you give her a warm hug.
She waves goodbye, before hopping over a fence, into the night.
"Wow" You think to yourself.
As you are about to leave you look down.
Sitting upon the rock, is a membership card. It reads,
"Teletubbies Platinum Pass"
Alright thanks guys. I'm really glad you guys enjoyed it. That's all for tonight.
Source (3dae) 354
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It's wee early over where I'm at, but I made a collage photo of what we got up to last night! More training early this morning. Starbucks tazo green with sweetener is my best friend right now =D Hope this makes it over to you. my international data plan has been giving me lots of issues! Ps tubby toast is rad!! gg xoxo
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woah, my mind went a lil Lez for a min.
Ok good story, Pomp!
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thx for posting
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Anonymous (c47d) 363
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>This dude, this dude is right, all the new wave is just because "HURRRR DURRRR she hot" they are just here to talk about her body parts, not even about her movies or her videos, they are here talking about "cupcakes" about "that class" and other shit, this is why the new wave is shit. I like you man i don't even know who you are but i like you.
Chlobros already started seeing her hot since long before this place. There were tons of jokes and OC and discussions about how hot she is. You know when that happened?
around the time she hit puberty. Shocking, I know
As far as you complaining about this "new wave", oh boy, let's just say that if irony was a crime you'd get the chair.
When was the last time you discussed her movies? When was the last time you said something about her roles? About how they might handle her character in kick-ass 2, about how carrie will work as a remake etc
I'm trying hard to remember that … and I come off empty.
What I do remember is
>5 6 8 to the 1 9 3, hey everybody look at me
>we needs to cook
>yo shiggy bitch yo
and that's just recent weeks. There's a ton more where that came from
Hell, last time I checked you hadn't even watched hick and that was weeks if not even months after it came out. Here was Chloe in her first leading role. A movie that every chlobro needed to see and that some of us watched it the exact day it came out. You on the other hand didn't seem too interested in it.
I'm not telling you how to act, what to watch or what to say and there's also some truth in what you're saying but you're in no position to criticize others
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Juf !dHZ5xm5xoA 366
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If I didn't know any better, I'd say that was someone else's hand.
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pimp hand, will come in handy soon
Anonymous (6f9c) 369
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Chloe & Keaton :) adorable!
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my first impression of his face form this photo is that he is a cunt, I might be wrong
Anonymous (6f9c) 372
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I'm not sure anymore, either : /
It seems highly probable, but this source is so vague. Subtle clues hint at it though..that's for sure..
One thing is for sure. They definitely know chlomo and its cool that they give perspective.
Source a prophet!
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>ryan enters his territory, nothing happens
Anonymous (8090) 375
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>posted 6h ago.>>354>posted 5-6h ago.
Keaton is source.
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If that were the case he really is a loser
>going on chlomo to show people that he knows chloe, in order to feel 'cool'
>what a fag
>just saying incase it really were the case
hey keaton go suck a fuck
Anonymous (6f9c) 377
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Nah..I'm just gonna stop biting my tongue and say it. I think Chloe is source. Chloe, or someone who she's real close with, that's accompanying her in London. I.e. brother
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soooooo jiggggggyyyyyy right nowwww>>378
use your imagination
Zatoichi !3XEZrAveNs 382
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Just wanted to say that i highly doubt that Chloe is "Source." While there is a ring of truth to what source has posted, there really isn't any info that most of us already know.
>We know Chloe drinks green tea
>We know Chloe is stunt training in London
>We know Chloe is "friends" with Keaton Heinrichs
posting times do suggest that "Source" could be a friend of Chloe's in London, but untill there's more evidence, I remain skeptical.
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>pls, pretty pls
Ofcoarse people are going to remain skeptical, I mean it's the internet…but it doesn't mean we can't feel jiggggggyyyy at the chance of this.
Zatoichi !3XEZrAveNs 385
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can't stop. won't stop.
Zatoichi !3XEZrAveNs 386
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I'm all for inside information, but if this is someone close to Chloe doing this without her knowledge, I would think that would be a pretty big betrayal of trust and don't see why they would risk ruining a relationship over it. If it's Chloe herself posting…>HI CHLOE!!!
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yes the insider would have to have some nerve
Zatoichi !3XEZrAveNs 388
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Just saw Carrie for the first time since last night and after seeing it, I'm even more psyched for the remake. The movie seemed extremely dated so this might be one of those rare instances where the remake could trump the original. I hope so at least
Zatoichi !3XEZrAveNs 389
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Black and White hat trick.
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Anonymous (4589) 391
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as Chloe sed…B4 and after!
Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 392
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Wait so is this a story tiem thread or is that part over.
Zatoichi !3XEZrAveNs 393
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Go right ahead. I would, but my writting tends to be more abstract and sureal.
Anonymous (03ec) 394
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Im going to kill you.
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I'm so sorryyy!!!!!
Anonymous (4589) 396
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U missing the circle jerk mate??
Dont worry…just do a solo.
Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 397
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I'll pass, buddy.
Anonymous (e961) 398
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Mod should check IP
Central London = possibly Chloe
LA = possibly Keaton/another friend
Zatoichi !3XEZrAveNs 399
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>It's friday, I'm in love.
Source (4589) 401
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I'm Chloe?yEH Rght
Anonymous (95d5) 402
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Ok, now I'm sure. You're not Chloë. Kindly GTFO or STFU please, you're upsetting my fellow Chlobro's.
Anonymous (8a75) 403
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see this, this is a well shaped bubble with nice elasticity a firm bubble which is comfortable to be in. The great thing about my bubble is that I choose how strong it is, and it didn't even hint at bursting with that comment.
>inb4 you are a lost cause
Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 404
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Hey Cccchloe, w-wanna be friends?~ :3
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that's the coolest thing i've ever seen man!
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pixel is a true wizard
Anonymous (d0d1) 410
So to sum up Source's >>354
1) Picture of car with GB label - ie, want us to believe person is in England, which could be true.
2) Picture of person holding a TROLL
3) Old picture of Chloë from the H&M versace fashion last year posted yesterday by Jessica Snyder:http://statigr.am/p/294785581995408412_183018982
So, source… What were you up to last night? Wanting us to believe it had something to do with the Chloë picture.
I call troll
Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 412
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Chlomo.org 1-0 Troll
Shit troll, turn your computer off.
Anonymous (d0d1) 413
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Anonymous (67b1) 416
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Couldn't leave could you?
Anonymous (03ec) 418
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why did you leave in the first place anyway ?
Anonymous (e961) 420
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I'm glad source isn't Chloe because I wouldn't like to imagine what this kind of shit would do to the state of her mental health.
Anonymous (d0d1) 421
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Punish Me Chloe!!k42ULDLGYY 423
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She really seems to love this set in the blue dress. Interesting to find what her own preferences are in regards to her different looks.
Anonymous (67b1) 425
I find it intriguing how she pointed out the gap between her teeth.
Punish Me Chloe!!k42ULDLGYY 430
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Gives me a really good feels when I think about her putting this together.
Punish Me Chloe!!k42ULDLGYY 431
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She also talked about it in the interview with Drew Barrymore.
Punish Me Chloe!!k42ULDLGYY 434
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Ha well, that's sort of what I like about it.
Anonymous (d0d1) 435
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Punish Me Chloe!!k42ULDLGYY 436
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Perfect leg-thigh-cupcake combo.
Anonymous (d0d1) 439
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Anonymous (420d) 440
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That is all.
Anonymous (d0d1) 442
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Anonymous (420d) 443
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Just welcoming what appears to be you back.
Anonymous (420d) 446
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You still have your old captioned pictures?
Anonymous (420d) 448
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Post a memorable one so as I know for true.
Anonymous (d0d1) 449
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Anonymous (d0d1) 451
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Anonymous (420d) 452
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Well I guess my doubts are somewhat mollified by that. Good to have you back but why are you back?
Anonymous (420d) 454
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You're no treally a woman, right?
Anonymous (420d) 455
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Anonymous (d0d1) 458
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Anonymous (d0d1) 459
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Anonymous (d0d1) 460
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Anonymous (d0d1) 461
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Anonymous (420d) 462
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I'd just like to know I was right but no it's not really important.>>456
I'd sell any pride I had to experience some real time chloe time. I don't see how you were trying to maintain your pride though. What was there to be proud about? More likely stubborness.
Good to have you back though.
Anonymous (420d) 463
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So you've been lurking here this whole time?
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Anonymous (420d) 465
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Anonymous (420d) 468
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What's there to be sorry about, I don't come here for you. Thankfully chloe never left as she was never here.
Anonymous (d0d1) 469
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Anonymous (420d) 471
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So umbrellas what do you think about the smoking scene that was cut from dark shadows?
Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 474
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Welcome back Captionfag.
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Anonymous (d0d1) 478
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Anonymous (420d) 479
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Bah that ain't no fun.
Anonymous (420d) 481
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Well my battery is going, see yall later.
Anonymous (d0d1) 485
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Anonymous (d0d1) 487
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Anonymous (d0d1) 490
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So how's everybody doing?
Anonymous (d0d1) 495
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Anonymous (d0d1) 498
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Anonymous (03ec) 502
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In terms of politics,
What type of system do you guys think chlomo has ?
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It's called a dictatorship
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Anonymous (d0d1) 507
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Anonymous (03ec) 508
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Don't you think you would be banned by now if it was ?
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Nope. I'm a good guy.
Anonymous (03ec) 510
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and everybody loves you
Anonymous (d0d1) 513
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Anonymous (d0d1) 514
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Anonymous (d0d1) 515
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Anonymous (d0d1) 517
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Anonymous (d0d1) 518
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Anonymous (d0d1) 519
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Anonymous (d0d1) 520
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who is max again ?
Anonymous (03ec) 522
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Thats so cool!
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HI, Umbrellas is it?
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HI! so are you Umbrellas?
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ok last question
Did you pick the name?
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Anonymous (d0d1) 536
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Anonymous (d0d1) 541
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so much swagg, beat this>
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Anonymous (d0d1) 545
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oh shitt, we have a winner
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That justwakingup Swag
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That's because you can't handle the swag
Anonymous (d0d1) 551
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Anonymous (8090) 552
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Smells like a creampie to me.
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at least beat the ^^^school girl look.
Anonymous (03ec) 556
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This is so beautiful it hurts
Anonymous (03ec) 557
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Anonymous (d0d1) 560
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Anonymous (d0d1) 561
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Anonymous (d0d1) 562
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Anonymous (03ec) 563
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How are you my good friend!
Anonymous (d0d1) 565
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Anonymous (e961) 568
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So that's what she was doing with Keaton on facetime at 2am !
Anonymous (03ec) 570
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want me to entertain you ?
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I have a theory that by the time Chloe is 30, she will act like she's 50. If she makes it to 70, she will have more knowledge of the universe than Stephen Hawking.
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It is isn't it?
I just hope she spares all our lives, once she has enough knowledge to run the world without us.
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wise since 97
Anonymous (420d) 578
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Well depending on the advances of science that might well be the case. An average joe now days has a lot more scientific knowledge ie pure science facts than some of the best scientific minds from the days of yore. They were obviously smarter but so much has been discovered since then. I doubt that much could be discovered over a 60 year period for chloe to garner a deeper understanding than hawking though.
If she was gonna study science in uni maybe but she is going for something semi pointless so I hope she has fun with that.
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If Ernesto doesn't get to her first.
Anonymous (420d) 581
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Haters gonna hate.
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I wasn't expecting people to take that comment seriously, but I was exaggerating her advanced maturity for a 15 year old.
Even when she was like 10, she acted like a 15 or 16 year old. Now she acts like she's in her 20's.
Anonymous (420d) 587
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I just like to take chloe seriously, if she wants to be the next stephen hawking I'm sure she could give it a solid shot do acting on the side.
Anonymous (420d) 588
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Unecessary picture captions in coming. Type that shit son.
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Why do you guys think she didn't do diary of a wimpy kid 2?
a) Kids movie
b) too many projects
c) conflict with people involved
Anonymous (420d) 591
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Maybe at that point they had told her it's the whole diary of a whimpy kid series for you or no more and she just thought it'd take up too much of her time. Like how many doawk movies have there been at this stage, maybe they wanted her to commit to them all and she wasn't having that.
Or maybe she looked too old for the character but with the mindy shots from ka 2 we know what can be done on that front.
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Nothing I said really disputes that though.
She is 15, and thus, has some aspects of a 15 year old. But she acts a lot more like a adult than a kid, at least in the public eye.
Anonymous (420d) 594
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>>592>at least in the public eye
That's the key phrase there, she could be a complete goof ball behind the scenes. I like the fact that appears she is not just a one dementional character alwaya serious or always taking the piss. There's a time for everything and she seems to get that right.
Anonymous (420d) 597
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And a teenage idiot redneck is?
For me her actual personality is far more represented through the charcter she plays in dowak than in hick.
What would be her type of character from your point of view.
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that's true. But I don't think most 15 year olds could pull of her attitude in interviews, even if they wanted to.
Anonymous (420d) 600
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Yea. I don't think it's a character thing.
It's not like Angie was one-dimensional and uninteresting.
She was probably the most intruiging character in the whole movie. I thought so, before I even knew who Chloe was.
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I like how chloe puts the worst resolution photos on her twitter.
Anonymous (420d) 604
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What are you talking about, all she had to do was stand there and look good.sarcasm
Anonymous (03ec) 608
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Anonymous (420d) 610
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I'd rather not risk someone not understanding it and replying because of the comment.
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Anonymous (d0d1) 612
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Anonymous (03ec) 613
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But that ruins the effect of sarcasm itself, it's no fun
Anonymous (420d) 616
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Ok thanks for the posting advice you know it all, supremacist cuntbag.
Anonymous (03ec) 618
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You bet your sweet ass i do…
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he doesn't look at all like Lennon, but I heard its a good movie.
Anonymous (c47d) 621
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dat kick-ass funeral
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that movie is Aaron Johnson in that movie is every thing
Anonymous (c47d) 624
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most quoted post in the chan's history
successful troll is successful
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you now have all of my wut
Anonymous (c47d) 627
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Welcome back umbrellas
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you should. It's 2 seconds of hilarity.
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want or wut?
but what i meant to say was AAron Johnson in that movie is everything.
Anonymous (c47d) 631
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And what a nice gap it is
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all of my wut… As in, "wut the hell does that mean?"
But now I get it.
He must be an incredible actor to play everything in the movie.
Anonymous (c47d) 635
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since when was aaron johnson blonde?
Anonymous (c47d) 636
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from that angle it looks just like her
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the face, but those aint Chlomo legs
Anonymous (c47d) 641
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and the arms are way too skinny either but that face from that angle is a very close match
good trolling material
Anonymous (420d) 643
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>>641>good trolling material
Yes because chloe is well known for her love for and extensive collection of anime pillows.
Anonymous (420d) 647
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I'd wager she doesn't like anime pillows let alone even knows they exist.
It does look like her but I'd be far more likely to believe it were the pillow not an anime one.
Anonymous (c47d) 648
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well if the Op shooped it a little to make her look less skinny madness would have ensued
Anonymous (c47d) 649
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I'm guessing playing a small and pretty ordinary character in a shitty kids' movie was beneath her
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troll was unsuccessful, guise it was her free period.
Anonymous (c47d) 652
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she'll definitely be there all the way after carrie and kick-ass 2
next year might be the most important one in chloe's career and we'll be right alongside her (in spirit) all the way
at least until pics of her and that fag come out and then it will be pandemonium
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she seems to like her indie movies and sometimes I'm sure she will find characters in smaller movies far more interesting and challenging that some leading roles in blockbusters
take that zombie drama for example, or the devil and the deep blue sea, hick and so on
and I'm glad she does that tbh
Anonymous (420d) 656
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Nah we need more roles like dark shadows and movie 43 with other big stars. No more indie movie bullshit.
Anonymous (c47d) 659
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dark shadows was shit and she didn't exactly get the best reviews for it
apart from being sexy as fuck there was nothing to liek in dark shadows
I'd rather she does a good indie movie than a mediocre blockbuster
Anonymous (420d) 660
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Sorry I forgot the sarcasm
I'd take hick any day over either of the other two, heck I'd take hick over hugo.
Anonymous (c47d) 661
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then fuck your sarcasm tag nigger
Anonymous (d0d1) 662
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alex keller (e3b4) 664
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No need for that language
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moar 30 rock she dominates dem episodes, they are my favourite dunno if because chloe in them or best written, probably chloe >>660
well done you have saved yourself
Anonymous (c47d) 666
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and working with burton and scorsese., especially by the age of 14 is "an honor and a privilege"
Anonymous (420d) 667
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+ the big nam co stars was a major bonus.>>664
Agreed, some people are just so aggressive.>>665
It'd be great to see her in more tv shows as a guest star not just 30 rock.
alex keller (e3b4) 668
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Both, when writers learn of Chloe guest starring they pull out all the stops
Anonymous (e961) 670
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Does anyone remember a tweet of Chloe's where she said something like "if you think calling me a careerist is an insult you've got another thing coming"
I think she probably is hurt by that suggestion deep down. I hope she is anyway.
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What does that mean? "careerist"
And why do you hope she's hurt by it?
Anonymous (420d) 672
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Nah she needs more roles like not forgotten and the third nail.
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I wish Chloe signed on to a weekly TV series.
Anonymous (c47d) 674
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the moralfags are here
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all the writers look forward to have chloe on the show, it gets them motivated to write better
Anonymous (420d) 677
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How about a reality tv series where the chlobros compeat for a date with chloe and she is the host.
Anonymous (c47d) 679
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that wasn't the word used though I don't remember it exactly either
still, it was something about being too ambitious and riven in her career
which is not exactly an insult
alex keller (e3b4) 680
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Would she do the casting? Because I'd just show up for that and be satisfied for the rest of my life.
Anonymous (420d) 681
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I'm not a creep once you get to know me, trust me on this chloe. I'll show you the time of your life baby.
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could be dangerous
>overdosing on chloe not possible
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while I'd love to see her as buffy and that might get her more exposure I'm not a fan of her being tied up to playing the same character over and over
chloe needs to spread her wings
diversity should be the key word in regards to her career
Anonymous (420d) 685
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Nah you'd need a non biased person to do the casting, kind of defeats the purpose otherwise.
Anonymous (420d) 687
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Just love me for who I am chloe. I'll be whatever you want me to be baby.
Anonymous (c47d) 692
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more like I'm making her wet
Anonymous (c47d) 693
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and who might you be newfriend? I don't think you've properly introduced yourself
Anonymous (c47d) 695
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I'm a natural at writing these things
alex keller (e3b4) 696
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No need for an intro, I'm just an ordinary Chlobro.
Anonymous (c47d) 697
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everyone needs an intro
Where are you from, how did you find the place and more importantly when/how did you become a chloe fan?
Anonymous (420d) 698
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I never got an intro. Can I do it now?
Anonymous (c47d) 699
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guy who were in the chains but didn't post don't deserve intros
they deserve nothing but shame
Anonymous (e961) 700
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calling her ambitious and driven in itself isn't an insult but calling her ambitious and driven at the expense of innocence/childhood is something that might've hurt her.
Anonymous (c47d) 702
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she's making her own choices
who the hell are these people to talk about how she should live her life?
Chloe is way too polite.
If I were close to her I'd make her use words such as cunt far more often, and not in a sexual way either
Anonymous (420d) 703
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I posted once to ask for a screen cap of the 100th thread 'cos I missed that one, the most important one. But I guess you're right, I will begin flogging myself immediately for my appauling failing, oh forgive me chloe for I have sinned.
alex keller (e3b4) 705
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Sure thing, then :)
I'm from Toronto; one of you fine gentlemen posted a link her on a youtube vid of a Chloe interview; and she had with me Kick Ass. Stealing the show from people who'd been acting as long as she'd been alive = soon to be legend.
Anonymous (c47d) 706
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Okay, fine. I guess even those who bring shame upon our tribe deserve some recognition.
Tell us bro. Where you're from, how did you find this place and when/how did you become a fan?
Anonymous (420d) 707
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>>702>she's making her own choices>who the hell are these people to talk about how she should live her life?
She's making her own choices
Who the hell are we to repeatedly demand a vlog when she clearly either doesn't have the time or doesn't want to make one.
Anonymous (c47d) 709
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>>707>>707>Who the hell are we to repeatedly demand a vlog when she clearly either doesn't have the time or doesn't want to make one.
we're the fans who get no love from her and who were promised a vlog a logn long time ago, and a few times since then via trevor
Anonymous (420d) 710
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I would but my body is crippled from the severe flogging I gave myself for the haeneous crime of being to shy to post on an anonymous imageboard.
Maybe when my back stops bleeding and I can finally look chloe in the eye again I will post it.
I've shamed you chloe, I am not worthy to recieve you but only say the word and I shall be healed.
Anonymous (420d) 712
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Well maybe they are the fans who think children who replace a normal childhood with one of intensive work and take a path of maturity earlier than most are in some way stunted because of that.
I'd hope at any rate their statements were out of concern for her as a person and not just spiteful.
Anonymous (e961) 715
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Yeah they don't really have a right, I'm just saying i hope this criticism that her career might in someway superficial bothers her.
Anonymous (c47d) 719
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Anonymous (420d) 720
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times be hard comrade stay with it
Anonymous (420d) 723
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You're not startin that crap with me. Save it for the other anon(s).
Anonymous (8eb0) 725
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Anonymous (c47d) 727
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>>722>stay with it
Implying I won't stay with it till the day I die
Anonymous (8eb0) 728
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HI!also make a new thread pls
Anonymous (420d) 729
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A noble claim. I wish you luck and prosperity on your lifetime chloride.
Anonymous (8eb0) 731
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>>727>stay with it till the day I die
I know that feel bro
Anonymous (03ec) 732
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Niggas be copyin'mah style
Anonymous (420d) 734
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Forgot to welcome you, welcome bro!