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  (7dd5) 346

Next weeks thread????

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 347

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ok, but i hope that you guys don't start with your bad comments about Chloë

 Anonymous (103e) 348

This is gonna be sweet

 Anonymous (4ae7) 349

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 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 350


 Anonymous (64ba) 351

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 Anonymous (6fbb) 352

your rage fuels their content

 Anonymous (c22d) 353

Really? Who gives a fuck about this shit? Stop perving on Chloe you fucking dumb little boys.

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 354

But they always do this shit, bro, why

 Anonymous (4ae7) 355

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Trever's bf

 Anonymous (6fbb) 356

 Anonymous (3fb5) 357

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she's a bit pasty I hope she comes back with a nice tan

 Anonymous (28ef) 358

I'm really hating that she will be there. Seriously, I don't even know why. ;-;

Btw, we won't have bikini pics. Her family wouldn't allow and she knows people wants to see her body. She will probably wear shorts and a shirt.

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 359

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>please Odin, shorts and a shirt, Thor please.

 Anonymous (7263) 360

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you don't go to a resort like that without going swimming…

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 361

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Don't forget the headband.

 Anonymous (f8b9) 362

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 Anonymous (d73e) 363

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 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 364

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It's just occurred to me that he somehow looks like Rafa Benitez.

 Anonymous (6fbb) 365

haha, that guy always gets me

 Anonymous (c22d) 366

Is he Moorish or Iranian? Confusing.

 Anonymous (1438) 367

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post of the fucking week right here

 Anonymous (5f81) 368


her white skin is beautiful. tan white people are fucking gross man. i can't date a girl with a significant tan.

 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 369


It was only a matter of time…

 Anonymous (5f81) 370

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>yfw you realize chloeholic was ernesto all along

>yfw chloeholic left because he plans to start a new life in Bora Bora

 Anonymous (1438) 371

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> mfw that actually sounds plausible

 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 372

>Implying fartfag won't be on the plane equipped with a straw.

 Anonymous (1438) 373

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that would have been funny if fartfag didn't give up on chloe a long time ago and focused his attention on some wannabe actress

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 374

i have a big theory about the chloëholic stuff

 Anonymous (1438) 375

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This is gonna be good. Ok bro, tell us what you got.

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 376

wait, i'm making an image

 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 377



 Anonymous (1438) 378

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true story

last time he came around (about a couple of moths ago on b) chlobros more or less told him to fuck off

 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 379


I think I might of missed that. Whole story please?

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 380

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okay, remember the flags that holic made? with the nazi swastikas?


well we all know the definition of aryan, so let's continue


.mx is the domain that some pages use here in mexico, why he have that if he's from spain?

>the drawings

remember the game that me and holic were developing? well holic was a good drawer too, so, who knows, idk it's just a theory

 Anonymous (3914) 381

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Your theory has credibility but why did holic(ernest) disappear from this place?

 Anonymous (1438) 382

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his mother kicked him out of the house

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 383

because i tell him this

>mfw holic is ernesto

then he answer


his cover was blown, right after that, i really don't remember, he left

 Anonymous (3914) 384

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I think someone as obviously sane and rational as ernesto would just stand by and let that happen without any consequences to the offending party ie his mother.

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 385

he was my brother, but hey, who knows, is just a theory

 Anonymous (1438) 386

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You're blowing my mind here. I can't believe how much sense you're making right now.

I'm sure we joked about him being ernesto but never gave it a serious thought. They both were completely infatuated with her unlike almost none of the chlobros out there. They're both hispanics (more or less) and speak good english. And more importantly they're both very good at drawing.

This makes so much sense, I can't believe it never occurred to me.

 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 387


But Holic didn't seem as crazy.

 Anonymous (1438) 388

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Let me see if I get this straight: you asked him if he was ernesto right before he disappeared?

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 389

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 Anonymous (1438) 390

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Why not? Ernesto wrote poems and sent creepy tweets. Holic made tons of chloe threads. Both seemed to me pretty out there.

But here's a way to shed some light on this: at what time he was usually around? The timezone difference between mexico and spain is 5 hours. Did he usually post at the same time as USfags?

 Anonymous (3914) 391

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Someone could check ernestos twitter activity and if he went dark on there the very same day as holic vanished well that would lend more credance to the theory. Also everyones paranoid.

 Anonymous (1438) 392

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mfw if you shave Fidel's beard you get Ernesto

WTF is going on here?

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 393

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if my brain is working right, then it's a yes

 Anonymous (3914) 394

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The web is fast unraveling.

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 395

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 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 396

>Ernesto wrote poems and sent creepy tweets
>Holic made threads

Theres the difference. Also most Chloebro's have made chloe threads, doesn't mean they are Ernesto.

Also you're implying he isn't boxxyfriend.

 Anonymous (1438) 397

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> Chloebro's have made chloe threads

not on the same maniac and obsessive level as he did

> Also you're implying he isn't boxxyfriend

Danger is boxxyfriend. Where are you getting your news from?

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 398

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>mfw maniac and obsessive

 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 399


Fair point.

It was a joke, whhaaaaaaaaa?

 Anonymous (1438) 400

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ma bad

 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 401


>Danger is boxxyfriend




 Anonymous (1438) 402

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> wut?

Danger is Boxxyfriend. Pretty much everybody knows that.

> Well?

There's not much of a story to tell. He came in some chloe threads a few months back, acting all high and mighty and also mentioning that he was over chloe and was now obsessed with some b-list teenage actress. Chlobros told him to fuck off. THE END

 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 403


Well clearly I havn't been lurking enough.

Poor fart, he tried to get over his obsession with one actress then fell for another..

 Home®!!ZetCxVzZUw 404

Lol danger is not boxxyfriend - however danger is very amused to allow this rumor to continue

 Anonymous (5f81) 405

anyone have the original of that picture? without the caption?

 Anonymous (64ba) 406

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 Anonymous (64ba) 407

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Ernesto's photos are 600x800 or sometimes 540x720 (resized?)
Where all of chloeholics photos have been 1600x1200

Although their thumbs do look similar

 Anonymous (4ef4) 408

hmmm.. intredasting…

can you link me to ernesto's twitter?

(dunno his full name or anything)

 Anonymous (64ba) 409

 Anonymous (b3e8) 410



I usually just google ernesto moretz twitter

 Anonymous (4ef4) 411


yup. that's chloeholic alright.

 Anonymous (6fbb) 412


 Anonymous (6fbb) 413

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that Ernesto guy is a creep, if you are going to confess your love for a 15 yr old girl you might as well do it anonymously…

 Anonymous (7263) 414

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meh its spain, just 1 of many spanish sexual predators… I think 13 is legal

 Anonymous (6fbb) 415

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>>13 is legal

oh my..

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 416

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 Anonymous (6fbb) 417

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 418

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>mexico: 12

dafuq am i reading!!

 Anonymous (6fbb) 419

i know right!!!!

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 420

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i didn't know that stuff, dafuq

 Home®!!ZetCxVzZUw 421


man that's fucked up right there

 Anonymous (4ef4) 422

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clearly god felt that 12 was old enough for puberty, so it would therefore be morally irresponsible to NOT fornicate with them.

 Anonymous (7263) 423

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hmmmm…. Vatican State is 12

 Anonymous (c22d) 424

Why focus on Mexico so much? Its officially 16 over there I'm pretty sure. Take a look at Vatican - which is known for its copious boy love- official age of consent: 12. Not that girls have anything to worry about.

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 425

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 Anonymous (4ef4) 426

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prove me wrong.

 Anonymous (6fbb) 427




 Anonymous (4ef4) 428

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never said i believed in god.

just by the logic of anyone who does, and then chooses to pride themselves on so-called morals as a result of their 'god'.

 Anonymous (f8b9) 429

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 Anonymous (4ef4) 430

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Our queen, who art in Heaven,
hallowed be thine legs.
Thy mayo come,
thy will be done,
on /b/ as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily chloebread,
and forgive us of our trolls,
as we forgive those who troll against us.
and lead us not into other threads,
but deliver us from boxxy.
For thine is the kingdom, the power, and the faboost forever and ever, Amen.

Praise be to Chloe.

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 431

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Twilight of the Thunder Goddess

 !CalcLbWSVA 432

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efw walking around the hotels in bora bora

 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 433


It did seem abit weird

 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 434

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Now we play the waiting game…..

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 435

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 Anonymous (be05) 436

if there are no pics of her at the beach some puppies ARE DYING

 Anonymous (7071) 437

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The sleeping beauty

 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 438

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Why not?

 Anonymous (1622) 439

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This is about as much of Chloe were going to see in a bikini

 Anonymous (1622) 440

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 Anonymous (318e) 441


 Anonymous (1622) 442

Back in America

 Anonymous (12c4) 443

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>that foot

 Anonymous (8f53) 444

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 Anonymous (f005) 445

oh my…

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 446

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 Anonymous (3f99) 447

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Hi there

 Anonymous (8f53) 448

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lol, Moi, dans la piscine géante ! Plage de Matira, Bora Bora

 Anonymous (841c) 449

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I knew it wasn't Chloe!

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 450

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 Cix (4909) 451

you got us there bro…

 Anonymous (1438) 452

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 Anonymous (3e12) 453

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She is just teasing for now…

 Anonymous (1622) 454

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 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 455

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Damn you,

Words cannot describe how excited I was when I saw those, only to be filled with utter disappointment and disgust when I enlarged them….

 Anonymous (2742) 456

You should know that Chloë's back isnt as spotless as that. Chloë has alot of small beauty marks on her back.

Also the upper body was too big - Chloë's proportions are different. She has a small upper body and longer legs.

 !CalcLbWSVA 457

it's kind of hard to see with the thumbnails…

 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 458


I don't even…



 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 459

 Anonymous (f5f4) 460

We can clearly see how she's avoiding to take pics of herself in bikini.

 Anonymous (3e12) 461

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Thread cancelled :'(

 Anonymous (1438) 462

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that feel when no new chloe pics let alone bikini pics

 Anonymous (af2e) 463

Hope this dosnt get triple posted as replies keep crashing my browser…

But, was her trip to Bora Bora a gift from the 4 seasons hotel?

Seemed that way from her tweet, where she thanked the hotel for the stay. Could of course have been a courtesy thanks, but still.

Not that I am jealous… Argh hell, who am I kidding ;(

 Cheddar (3e12) 464

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Na she is just super nice

 Anonymous (67c7) 465

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Isn't this chloë in a bikini? I have it in my folder and I don't remember from where. Maybe its just another look alike.

 Lili Rochefort!!eGMakPsOug 466

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no of course that's not Chloe, you silly git

 Anonymous (482c) 467

So is this Irani Aryan guy really going to Bora Bora to run into Chloe?

I swear if he even touches her…


…he will be the happiest man in the world.

 Anonymous (1438) 469

>So is this Irani Aryan guy really going to Bora Bora to run into Chloe?
Well this thread is old. She went to Bora Bora already and no, he didn't went there. Thank god.
He's also a mexican (the ruropean version of them anyway) so I don't think he can afford a ticket unless he sells his mother or something

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