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  (ebdf) 2697

Guys, I'm crying right now.

Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Chloe Moretz. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her.

Chloe Moretz really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.

 Anonymous (5574) 2698

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> 2012
> pasta
> not chloe bread

 Anonymous (641e) 2699

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I would…

1. Lick the soles of her shoes constantly throughout the day to keep them nice and clean.

2. Be her human toilet and eat her shit as it squeezed out her perfect ass and drink her piss as it flowed out of her pink urethra and be her human toilet to spare her sitting on filthy public restaurant and hotel toilets. I would brush and gargle between eating her shit and then being her human toilet paper and licking her perineum clean with gentle but thorough cleansing tongue strokes.

3. Suck the fragrant white cotton gusset of her panties at the end of each day to get the stains out and pre-treat them for laundry.

 Anonymous (3e73) 2700

this thread ….. no hope…. all is lost

 Anonymous (5574) 2701

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i''m curious if he'll deliver all the pasta

 Anonymous (8645) 2702

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there's a fine line between trolling, and just being an autistic kid on the internet, trying to be edgy for attention.

it's not clever enough to be funny, and too obvious to actually make anyone mad. i kinda feel sorry for you, man.

 Anonymous (5574) 2703

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I get the whole pasta thing but the fact of the matter is a lot of them were made (or sounded like they were made) by trolls and considering they're very disrespectful of her they shouldn't be allowed ( that only goes for the more offensive / fucked up ones )

 Anonymous (641e) 2704

I'd suck a fart out her asshole and hold it like a bong hit.

 Anonymous (641e) 2705

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Have you ever noticed the large hands of Chloe? What about her huge forearms? Broad shoulders? Wide waist and no hips? Of course you have. It's hard to miss. You may be wondering why she looks the way she does. Is it bad genetics? No it's not. It's more dark than that. To get the whole story we must go back. Back to 1988.

You see, before Chloe was born, the Moretz family was a normal happy family. A mother, a father and two sons. Fairly normal I should have said. You see, Trevor, was not normal. He was born a psychopath. A immoral hedonist. A homosexual society likes to call him. I say evil. You can see it in his eyes. Emptiness.

When it came out that his mother was pregnant again, Trevor was very happy. Another brother he gleefully thought to himself. Unfortunately for the Moretz's, the baby was a girl. Trevor couldn't handle that. His homosexuality forbid it. So he did what his gay mind thought was rational and killed his baby sister not one day after she was born. He promised himself that they will never have a daughter, a sister. Of course, that's now how it turned out as Chloe is still alive and well. Sort of.

The only reason she is still alive is because Trevor never got a chance to dispose of her. So he did the next best thing. Feeding her large doses of hormones. Testosterone mostly. He was trying to turn her into a boy. Sick I know but that's what homosexuals do. He probably got the drugs from his tranny friends as they have a alliance of some sort I've heard.

It didn't really work so he stopped but not before the damage was done. The damage as large broad shoulders, manly hands and forearms and a pathetic hip to waist ratio. That is the story of Chloe Moretz.

 Anonymous (b1ef) 2706

>/r/ing chloe jpg pasta

 Narwhal !M4XFw3hYe2 2707

wat is evrn
i dont this

 Anonymous (4f15) 2708

At first I was like "Aw what an adorable little sweetheart I will lub her and protect her and brush her hair and feed her ice creams".

Now I am like "Jesus christ I want to ride her like a free roller coaster and fucking spray the population of india into her hot pink cunt"

Am I the only one?

 Anonymous (8fbd) 2709

not sure if this thread is a good idea, newfriends wont understand…

 Anonymous (8fbd) 2710

No lol

 Anonymous (b4c4) 2711

This site is for Chloe fans not just the 4chan crowd, most people will look at this and go wtf

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 2712

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Lets do an in-depth analysis of why Chloe is the better queen. First of all, she's very intelligent, for someone at her age. She talks very eloquently and presents herself in manner that is at least 6 years ahead of her. Boxxy? Boxxy is a teenage girl who acts like someone with down syndrome.

Chloe while only 14, has already reached a pinnacle of beauty. Imagine how smoking hot she is going to be when she is 19. Boxxy, on the other hand, hides in the dark and covers herself with eye-liner. We have all seen the pictures of her in broad daylight, and lets just say… it's nothing impressive, at all. Stereotypical mexican/chinese looking ugly cunt.

Chloe also has an amazing personality. Go watch some of her interviews, and when you see her make her famous facial reactions, tell me that you don't fall in love. It's hard not too. She's just so cute! The best part? She doesn't even have to try. It's just the way she is, unlike Boxxy, who forces her ADHD personality.

Finally, Chloe is a rising star, being compared to a young Natalie Portman. In a few years, she's going to be very rich and successful. She's not even 15, and she's already got a role alongside Johnny Depp in a new Tim Burton movie. Boxxy? That bitch made 3 stupid videos in which she portrays how annoying most girls her age are.

Only a fool would think Boxxy is the better choice. Chloe is clearly superior, and is everything /b/ has been waiting for.


prehaps sage this ?

 Anonymous (641e) 2714

Who is Chloe?

 Anonymous (4f15) 2715

chloe grace moretz

cHloe gracE moreTz

cHloe GrAcE MorETz



 Anonymous (4f15) 2716


 Anonymous (4f15) 2717

>you stand before Chloe, she is riding in a litter, in impeccable white and purple robes, her eyes cool and pale, she radiates a dignified beauty that seems completely unperturbed by the dust and heat of the battlefield
>You are summoned forward with your second in command, still red-faced, your hair and undershirt wet with sweat, face streaked with ash, dirt and blood, the same blood that marks your armor. Your helm and breastplate are dented
>You kneel before her, as is customary, and the attending eunuch raises his voice to declare your title
>She abruptly cuts him off; "No its quite alright Chancellor Uthor, I know the name and station of our commander"
>Your second in command hands you the enemy battle standard, ripped and bloodstained but held with great care, to you. Taking the standard in both hands, you lay it out full-length in front of her litter
>"My Queen, the city has fallen. Your men performed magnificently today, the Boxxinishi elders here have agreed to your suzerainty".
>A wry smile crosses the Queens face. She crosses her arms. "Thank you commander, your service pleases me greatly…as a reward you may be seated next to me tonight when I take supper in my newly captured palace. Your men have finished clearing it?"
>"Not yet my queen, but I promise you, you shall have your supper"
>She is positively delighted. "I had no reason to doubt you commander". The eunuchs begin milling about, your signal to leave the royal presence. Your eyes meet briefly and she beams at you
>As the Queen's retinue moves on, you turn to your closest officers, now gathered around you
>"Well men, you heard your Queen's orders. Set to it."
>You pull your helm down over your head once more and begin the dusty ride back into the frey

 Narwhal !faBoOsttAU 2718

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

 Anonymous (be46) 2719

Someone with ancient history pasta?


Oh you

>Dat nostalgia

 Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 2721

>Brave comrades of /b/orkuta, the time has come to rise against our oppressors! Today, we show them the hearts of true Chlobros! We have all given our blood for the Motherland. We have answered her calls without question. We gave our youth, our hearts, our very souls for her protection… As brothers, we fought side by side against the Pony fascists. We crawled through dirt and blood and sand to achieve our glorious victory…Not for medals, or glory… but for what was right. We fought for revenge… When the Ponies fell, how did the mods repay us? We returned not to the rapturous welcome… but to suspicion and persecution. In the eyes of the mods we were already tainted by the capitalist West. Torn from the arms of our loved ones, we found ourselves here… this place… this, this terrible place. Here we have languished, with no hope for release… No hope for justice. We have toiled in fag's threads until the flesh peeled from our bones… We have watched our comrades succumb to sickness and disease… We have been starved. We have been beaten. But we will not be broken! Today, we will send a message to our corrupt and arrogant leaders. Today, my comrades… /b/orkuta BURNS!!!

Oh, sup Dante.

 Anonymous (ad7f) 2722

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L O Lz


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Hey mate,
ya know something, that is exactly how i feel. to the T.
i used to cry when i thought how she'd never know, that i existed, that, i'm here, and that i love her, i'm 16, and i would do anything just to spend a day with her, as her friend, not as a fan. but that will probably never happen. unless somehow, one could make themselves famous, and then anything could happen, but i doubt i'll ever amount to anything. but we'll always love her even if she doesn't know it. how old are you anyway?
keep your chin up mate, she knows her fans love her, she just has no idea how much.

 Anonymous (04bd) 2724

0/10 please try to be consistent.

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