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  (c4a6) 2089

my thread wasn't relevant enough?
not allowed to talk about fapping here?

 Mephisto (37af) 2090

SAGE, ffs

 Anonymous (c013) 2091

but you didn't even sage.


What was your thread about?

 Mephisto (37af) 2093

He said something like
>Hey guys what is your favorite Chloë pic to fap to
ergo Sage this shit.



Well, I could dump some of them, but I'm tired now. Tomorrow maybe.

 Anonymous (c013) 2095

is it always this dead here?

 sage 2096


 Anonymous (c3a6) 2097

I find chloe very unfappable since she has no tit's and no ass. Her face is very beautiful, though.

 Anonymous (bbe1) 2098

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> no ass

you must be joking

 Anonymous (be54) 2099

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Sounds like a bit of madonna-whore complex. I don't religiously fap to her or anything but I do find her extremely sexually attractive. Often I will be casually browsing the site and before I know it I will be drooling over her chlomo parts and have a raging boner.

 Anonymous (bbe1) 2100

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> I do find her extremely sexually attractive.

It's hard not to
it's hard

 Chlobro!!hSst1nBdhE 2101

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The man has a point. Not much in the way of ass. She is stunningly beautiful though.

 Anonymous (bbe1) 2102

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not to mention dem sexy legs

 Anonymous (bbe1) 2103

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anyone who looks at this and doesn't find her attractive must get his head examined

 Chlobro!!hSst1nBdhE 2104

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Mmm dem lips…

 Anonymous (bbe1) 2105


There was already a thread for this >>2383

 Anonymous (bbe1) 2106

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 Chlobro!!hSst1nBdhE 2107

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God if perfection exists, it's her

 Anonymous (bbe1) 2108

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>I don't religiously


 Anonymous (bbe1) 2110

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Maybe he's not "very christian"

 Anonymous (65d7) 2111


… forgetting about Choe's cult worshipers:
>Some say that the Apocalypse will come when all on earth have heard the name of True Goddess Chloë Grace Moretz. Only then will men have the opportunity to either worship or reject her, and only then will Queen Chloë either destroy or embrace the world and accept our milk.


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I don't usually fap to Chloë. I like chubbies and Chloë is too skinny. She has no meat to grab, you know what I mean? I do think she's attractive as fuck, but for reasons unknown I don't fap to her very often. It sucks that her ass and breasts will never get bigger.

The breast subject is something that really bothers me 'cause I want our kids to have the best breast milk and unfortunately I don't really think Chloë can provide it in large quantities. Well, whatever. She's still 100% sexy, beautiful and fapable. I never grab Chloefornication Jr. here thinking of Chloë, but when she pops in my mind during the act it's just impossible not to finish the job.

 Anonymous (2484) 2113

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>I like chubbies
apparently you and mr. dennings have more in command than I thought

 Anonymous (2484) 2114

COMMON not command

 Mr. Dennings!s4jsf1HzKo 2115

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Is this good?

 Anonymous (bfb9) 2117

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>The breast subject is something that really bothers me 'cause I want our kids to have the best breast milk and unfortunately I don't really think Chloë can provide it in large quantities.
Breast size has nothing to do with women producing milk. You do know, that breast are not really "meat bags" but "fat sacks", right.

It is the breast tissue, that matters - and you can't really tell how much women have of that (before they get babies, that is).

  (65d7) 2118

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She's still blossoming… I got a feeling her cupcakes are going to to turn into creamy sponge cakes in no time. I don't think large tits will suit her so I hope they don't get too big.

 Anonymous (bbe1) 2119


you're living in a cupcake bubble

 Anonymous (2484) 2120

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>creamy sponge cakes

 Anonymous (2484) 2121

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 Anonymous (bbe1) 2122

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God, you're right, my anonymous friend. Well, then I think Chloë is the perfect mother for my child.

Everything you see is her bra. Her breasts are not even like cupcakes. They are as flat as a pancake.

 Anonymous (2484) 2124

Fuck off faggot, if you want bigger boobs then move on. Chloe is perfect in every way. It's shit heads like you that make women uncomfortable about their body's and make them decide to get those disgusting implants.


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You know so much about me. Tell me more.

 Anonymous (bfb9) 2126

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 Anonymous (bfb9) 2127

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Then nothing would change, except I wouldn't have a son with her.

 Anonymous (bbe1) 2129

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 Anonymous (bbe1) 2130

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 Anonymous (bfb9) 2132

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Too hard to read, so I gave up

 Anonymous (521a) 2133

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I suggest someone makes a poll:

Do you fap to Chloe?

I'm actually curious, because sometimes I feel like I'm the only one on this site who doesn't.

 Anonymous (ffc4) 2134

It's just this article:


Which someone has changed into "bullshit speak".

 Anonymous (bbe1) 2135

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a lot of people don't

 Anonymous (bfb9) 2136

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 Anonymous (521a) 2137

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Actually, I despise people fapping to Chloe. I don't think those people fully get this site. But that's just my opinion. I also think the increased popularity of this site (AKA more lurkers) because of the youtube comment is actually a bad thing, because it consists solely of people who think Chloe is just hot. But again, that's just my opinion. Also, this thread is bullshit.

 Anonymous (2c45) 2138

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 Anonymous (bbe1) 2139


seeing how lurkers just lurker they are nothing more than a statistic
one active user is worth more than a hundred lurkers

also, just because people find her hot doesn't mean they don't like her or respect her as an actress. They're not mutually exclusive

 Anonymous (2b92) 2140

Theres nothing wrong with starting off thinking she is just hot, thats kind of how I also started although I didn't fap to the pics I just enjoyed seeing them because she was legitimately beautiful.
That then develop as I watched her movies + interviews again still not doing any chloe fappin, so thinking she is hot and persuing an intrest in her from that perspective be that from fapping or not and then developing that interest and becoming a bigger fan can only be a could thing, sure we will lose the ones who are only fappers in a matter of weeks a be left with the people who have been effected on a deeper level.

 Anonymous (2c45) 2141

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soooo….. what you're trying to say is… you fap to chloe?

gross dude.

 Anonymous (2b92) 2142

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I don't but I also fail to see how it is gross.
If people want to do that they can go right ahead, its not going to offend me in any way as long as they don't talk about it in some graphic deatail.
If people here wan't to see her as a woman worthy of the semi demeaning act of being fapped over who am I to stop them.

 Anonymous (2c45) 2143

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you have the second part totally wrong. it's not that i don't want to disgrace her. i just physically can't. when my mind jumps to chloe i'm incapable of maintaining an erection. i get nauseous. kinda like a lump in my throat.

if i'm eating or thinking about chloe, i can't swallow my food. it's a physical reaction and personally if you don't have it, i can't really see why you're here.

 Anonymous (76ea) 2144

Haha you are trying to cover up the fact that you fap too

4/10 Nice try though

 Anonymous (2b92) 2145

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>i can't really see why you're here
Really why?
You're silly.

 Anonymous (2c45) 2146

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because if you're just looking for another hot cyber bitch to help blow your load into a computer screen there are plenty of other websites for that.

 Anonymous (2b92) 2147

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Okay then you really know me and my motives down to a tee, you are right I guess I won't be coming here any more.
Thanks for showing me the light.

 Anonymous (2c45) 2148

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 Anonymous (8ec6) 2149

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Yeah, you'll get over that. It is actually insane to think of a person like that (a virginal untouchable unicorn).
Just look at her, do you think she cares at all about maintaining an image like one of those Japanese idols?

 Anonymous (2b92) 2150

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 Anonymous (bbe1) 2151

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> not posting chloe

 Anonymous (2b92) 2152

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Once in 15 ain't too bad.

 Anonymous (bbe1) 2153

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 Anonymous (2b92) 2154

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 Anonymous (bbe1) 2155

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> says the guy not posting chloe

 Anonymous (2b92) 2156

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I refer you to this post here >>2151 my good man.
So you can move along quietly.

 Anonymous (521a) 2157

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>not posting Chloe

 Anonymous (bbe1) 2158

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that is chloe related

 Anonymous (2b92) 2159

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If you want to be likle that the black guy I posted is one of the lackies from ka so thats indirectly chloe related too.

 Anonymous (bbe1) 2160

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> If you want to be likle that the black guy I posted is one of the lackies from ka

No he's not. Who do you think you're trying to fool here?

 Anonymous (2b92) 2161

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Did I say ka I meant tkf.

 Anonymous (bbe1) 2162

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keep going, dig that bullshit hole a little deeper

 Anonymous (2b92) 2163

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Did I say tkf I meant bmh2

 Anonymous (2b92) 2164

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See I told ya so.

 Anonymous (bbe1) 2165

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 Anonymous (2b92) 2166

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So now that I have provided you with concrete, irrefutable proof that my guy is in fact chloe related through bmh2 you now need to provide me with evidence that mac is in fact chloes legitimate father, I think a dna test will suffice. I shall await the results.


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>This thread

 Anonymous (2484) 2168

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Wow, there's some serious arguing about nothing only for the purpose of arguing in this thread. Bored as fuck are we?

 Chlobro!!hSst1nBdhE 2169

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Shit always gets weird after I leave…

 !CalcLbWSVA 2170

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this is chlomo, dude

 Anonymous (be54) 2171

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I've been working interstate for 3 weeks and haven't had sex or a fap. I know its going to be an intense climax and I think I will give Chloe the honors. I just need to find the right pic…

 Anonymous (cfe8) 2172

How did that one lil' poem go? Oh yeah:

Roses are red.
Violets are blue!
I respect Chloe,
But I fap to her too!

 Anonymous (3aec) 2173

a true artist, that guy

 Anonymous (521a) 2174

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>mfw this thread

 !CalcLbWSVA 2175

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I was once corrupted into trying to fap to the queen, but I quickly realized it was not right.

 Mephisto (37af) 2176

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I just never started

 Fairytales of New Time!P7rf5jGywI 2177

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You're not alone, forgotten son…

 Anonymous (67e1) 2178

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>Fapped to the Queen once
>Felt like shit the rest of the day

 Narwhal!Narwhal01. 2179


 Narwhal!Narwhal01. 2180

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Is it weird if i want to fap to someones personality?

 Anonymous (2626) 2181

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 Narwhal!Narwhal01. 2182

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Im living on the edge

 Anonymous (2626) 2183

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 Narwhal!Narwhal01. 2184

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 Anonymous (3aec) 2185

you're getting worse than Dante and that fat cow if his. Whoever this chick is she belongs in bros
The Chloe board is for … well, it should be obvious by now

 Narwhal!Narwhal01. 2186


But it was relevant to the thread

 Anonymous (3aec) 2187

well the thread was pretty much Chloe related


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Good morning, fellas.

 Narwhal!FaboostRAk 2189

 Anonymous (bfb1) 5357

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