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Nothing. It's not like I have a important message that will change her life or something like that.
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Can you idiots take something seriously just for one time?
Zatoichi (9eb9) 1470
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>tied me up on a bed and sat on my face>>1468
Seriously tho? I'd tell her that she's the most beautiful, most special, most magical person on the face of the earth and that my life is now complete having been graced by her prescence…
Then i'd steal a strand of her hair and run off to make my very own Chloe. Muwhahahaha!
Anonymous (60a4) 1471
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>>1470>Then i'd steal a strand of her hair and run off
I can just imagine a fat neckbeard attempting to rip out her hair, fail miserably and run away in shame
Anonymous (9994) 1472
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depends on a situation
Anonymous (4b6e) 1473
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>>1470>I'd tell her that she's the most beautiful, most special, most magical person on the face of the earth and that my life is now complete having been graced by her prescence…
How can one form an opinion like that without having ever met a person, I see where you're coming from but if she had never met you before wouldn't that be a little intense and raise many questions on her part.
It'd be best to keep it short and simple.
Zatoichi (9eb9) 1474
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Intense? Perhaps, but the question was "if you just had one chance to tell something to Chloë, what would it be?" So yeah, I'd tell her what I thought of her and would have no regrets doing so.
Anonymous (4b6e) 1479
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Wouldn,t it be far better to try and say something that could potentially result in some sort of future social engagement rather than something that will likely freak her out. She would probably act pleased that you said it but inside she would be like dude I don't even know you and you are saying all of this thats a little up front. Whereas if you played your cards right you could get more than just emtional release.
Use the brain not the heart.
Anonymous (bb6d) 1480
Depends on situation
like you said, USE THE BRAIN
Anonymous (1ed6) 1483
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Then let's not act like any other fan
best would be not to act like a fan at all
i believe that if someone would approach her acting like she's a stranger to him and her beauty and shit caught his attention he would have a higher chance to succeed then someone who confess his love on a street, asked for an autograph and then asked her out
2. Normal people
3. Normal fans
5. Solar tier
6. Ernesto tier
Anonymous (4b6e) 1484
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I would say the largest determining factor would be luck, right place, right tiime, right company, right choice of words.
Realistically unless you're that short chubby mexican chick from new york you're only get get one chance so you just gotta hope and try not to scare the shit out of her by saying something untoward like You have beautifully formed feet.
What has solar done to warrant his own tier? has he done something crazy that I don't know about?
Anonymous (f9bf) 1486
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if opportunity like this showed up somehow id know what to say not to fuck up; it's the last thing i need
He's one of the most dedicated fans i've ever seen
Anonymous (4b6e) 1487
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>>1486>He's one of the most dedicated fans i've ever seen
That doesn't really vindicate him being ranked lower than the chlobros because I have never seen him say or do anything weird whereas alot of other chlobros eem to have odd perversions so surely he should be ranked hugher no?
I would say chlobros are close to ernesto teir than solar based on weirdness alone, but yes there is no denying solars hardcore dedication, that deserves much respect.
Zatoichi (9eb9) 1488
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Same. To be honest, I'm not ready to meet her just yet. I've got a 3 year plan where i become famous and she comes to one of my shows and we hit it off and the rest is as they say, is history or something like that…
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>that feel when i'm considered more ernesto like than most chlobros
Anonymous (4b6e) 1490
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Or you could just get an acadomeic job in the university she plans to attend which would be a lot easier than attaining celebrity status.>>1489
Not in my books bro, you are the best of us imho.
Anonymous (60a4) 1491
I think what they're trying to say is that you're a dedicated fan and have been for a longer amount of time than any chlobros here
You'd be considered as a Chloe obsessed oldfag, with Ernesto being just being.. well.. Chloe obsessed.
Anonymous (60a4) 1493
Although we all loved her once we saw Kickass in 2010, it wasn't until mid 2011 (for me) before I started actually finding out about Chloe, and not just seeing this Hit-Girl character in a role.
Solar has been a member on the chloe moretz forum since 2010, meaning he has been involved in the Chloe community for a lot longer than most of us (I think)
Anonymous (7d0a) 1494
he has been a member exactly since KA came out and that's also when a lot of us became fans so the "longer than us" comment is false
And if you think joining a forum is supposed to mean something you're mistaking. Some of us might not like forums (or just some of them). Doesn't mean one can't be a bigger fan or more dedicated just because he didn't join some forum
Anonymous (60a4) 1495
What I'm trying to say is that after seeing kick-ass I didn't bother to find out who the girl behind the camera was by searching google.
Solar on the other hand went ahead and did so, and was more involved before there were even any chlobros on /b/
Anonymous (7d0a) 1496
I already told you: joining some forum is not some sort of special achievement and just because you didn't went looking to see who the girl behind the camera was doesn't mean the rest of us did the same.
I get that you did but don't speak for the rest of us.
Anonymous (a641) 1497
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Good idea, but… Chloë is smart and pretty soon she will catch on…
Anonymous (60a4) 1498
I wasn't trying to speak for the rest of you guys, I was just giving my input.
Anyway, this thread is getting off topic
Anonymous (3320) 1500
i was being serious.
thinking logically, i have no reason to say anything to her in a realistic situation.
the only way i'd ever say something is if she talked to me or advanced in some other way. i.e., sitting on my face.
Anonymous (4b6e) 1501
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It's better to take a chance then to just stand there and do nothing. If you want her sitting on your face you've got to be willing to say something in a realistic situation.
Better to have tried and failed then to regret having never tried at all.>face sitting>wut
Anonymous (3320) 1502
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the bubble is strong with this one…..
Anonymous (0b60) 1503
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>Wake up tied to bed, Chloe sitting on my face.
In a muffled voice: "Hi ChloChlo! do you come here often? brrrbrrrrbrrbrrrrrbbbrrrrbbrrrrbrrrrr"
Anonymous (4b6e) 1504
Haedly Im just saying why put in all this effort just to not attempt to at least form a friendship or something with her.
If you want something you gotta go and get it not just wait for her to come up and sit on your face.
Why waste the oppurtunity if it arose, no bubble here just common sense.
Anonymous (3320) 1505
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there is no feasible opportunity in which that could be said, nor for it to matter.
'sitting on my face' is a metaphorical representation of an extreme event that must occur for actual bonding to take place.
i'm not actually into that.
Anonymous (3ab9) 1506
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Now THAT is a bubble I'd like to live in
Anonymous (3ab9) 1507
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>The worst of the mean girls, Brooke, is your typical prissy jock-marrying wannabe who controls the thoughts and feelings of her teenage followers and disciples (including innocent young Lois, whom ultimately forms a bond with Mindy).
how the media end up interpreting it
> A popular girl named Brooke, who it turns out also has mind-control powers
Anonymous (9994) 1508
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LOL youre fucking kidding now right ?>>1486>>1489
Of course i was not trying to say youre worse than us and almost as bad as ernesto
what i was saying is that youre more dedicated then many of, being mod on the official forum, active poster here, providing new videos on youtube, fiding and posting all new matieral everywhere usually sooner than others, taking your time to find and stalk her friends and family on facebook, and for so long…
youre a pretty hardcore fan but that doesnt mean youre bad or creepy as ernesto, i respect your dedication, and appreciate what you do for other fans but chloe on the other hand, i dont think she would find it very appealing thats why you were on that list, sorry if i offended you, i really didnt mean to at all
Anonymous (a641) 1509
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Probably wasn't until at least the 2nd time I saw it, when I saw it the first time I didn't really think about the movie much afterwards. I went to see it again a few days later and that's when I really noticed how awesome Chloe was and started watching interviews on YouTube etc.
Yeah lol, I ended up seeing it 9 times.
Anonymous (3ab9) 1515
We're talking about being a hardcore (for the lack of a better term) fan. Were you even close to one before KA?
I had seen her before in 500 but she kind of annoyed me tbh (but then again that was the character). I don't see how anyone could have been a die-hard fan before KA since she only had small parts in small/medium movies.
Anonymous (4b6e) 1516
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If anything I hated her for lack of a better word when ka came out because I was a reightuous little fuck who held similar opinions to those in the pic. I hated everything the movie stood for back then because I was a prudish idiot and heard she had said cunt so I was all nope.
What I meant was that I was following the threads on /b/ for a good while before I ever watched ka, sure I had watched a lot of interviews before ever seeing it thats what I meant by casual fan/sort of.
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Yep, shame on me.
I saw her in the Amityville Horror when that come out, but didn't pay much attention to her. I liked the movie, but it wasn't until after I saw KA that I went back and watched it and realised how awesome she was in that too.
That's mainly because the "Little kid that can speak to ghosts" thing is so overdone it gets tedious seeing it in horror movies, so that's what I thought on my first viewing of AH (Well, that and I watched a shitty CAM copy of it, so I probably couldn't tell who the fuck was who back then anyway).
Fairytales of New Time!P7rf5jGywI 1519
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I would have said to her:
- Wait a bit and you'll see, tonight…
(An disappeared into the crowd)
That evening, I would make light of all the cities to become less bright.
I would have made all the stars in the universe is flickering showing movies with Chloe.
All around the sounds merged into a polyphony and performed the soundtrack to the film.
And then in the morning to go to rain will wash away all the things that tell and made her haters.
The next morning all the Chlobros throughout the world would feel something more than just brothers.
She did not know about who I am…
Of course all of the above written is a joke.
But it was not bad.
Anonymous (3ab9) 1520
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Nice stuff bro
You make Ernesto's poems sound childish
Fairytales of New Time!P7rf5jGywI 1522
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I'm glad you liked it.>>1483>>1472
I think it is more objective.
Aggressively seeking love, you can get a burning hate.
(As in the Dark Shadows)
Those Chlobros who have a plan to operate covertly and quietly as true anonymous.
In any case, the success of all of you!
Fairytales of New Time!P7rf5jGywI 1523
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just "bump" in time of silence…
Mephisto (943d) 1524
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tfw you''ll never meet Chloë
> MFW it's not that hard to just turn up at a premier.
Anonymous (4b6e) 1527
Well if you are lucky, charming or good looking enough that might be all you need.
A combination of the three might help your case.
Mephisto (943d) 1528
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Ye I know just saying its not hard to see her, besides just seeing her in person would probably make me faint never mind talking to her.
Anonymous (4b6e) 1529
Maybe she knows cpr and if you faint in front of her she would attempt to revive you. If she succede then you would have a springboard to a second meeting: Oh my god you saved my life, I am indebted to you let me repay you somehow.
Fairytales of New Time!P7rf5jGywI 1530
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Based on your answer Cheddar, goes that lacks only money.
In my case, money, and normal language skills.
Mephisto (943d) 1532
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Also I'm a britfag so London is pretty much a premier hotspot. Feelsgoodman.jpg
Fairytales of New Time!P7rf5jGywI 1534
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Less self-pity - more action!
Anonymous (4b6e) 1535
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Maybe if I kill the president she will notice me.
Anonymous (3ab9) 1536
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not unless after you kill him and the guards surround you, you go
Y'all niggas is postin in a chloe thread
Anonymous (4b6e) 1537
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During the high profile televised courtcase might be a more apt time to say that as it would get to more people other than the guards.>mfw Iam now being monitored for typing what I did
Anonymous (3ab9) 1538
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> shooting the president> courtcase
they'd probably shoot you on sight
take no chances
the judge might be a boxxyfag too and shut you up
Fairytales of New Time!P7rf5jGywI 1541
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What do you mean by that?
Fairytales of New Time!P7rf5jGywI 1542
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Forgive me if I gave you false hope, I did not want it.
I only want to tell that if you want to meet Chloe in real life that it sees quite possible.
Certainly she will not give you that love or that you from her expect that, but for many a meeting with her will be enough.
The brother, for certain you have any plan, throw off all superfluous and concentrate on the main thing.
Make the list of that that you can correct in yourself, the list of that that you generally can. Many external shortcomings can be corrected or hided.
It is necessary to understand that you do it more for yourself than for whom or.
A fire inside, which will help you to rise against evil tongues and adversities of life.
Certainly it does not give any warranty, but you so already made a lot of things, you made many attempts and you shall not apologize before whom or.
In this world a lot of things is possible, you heard about the theory of «six handshakes»?
Here for you there is no competition.
It everything that I wanted to tell, success to you.
Chlomosapien (9c57) 1546
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mfw when I fell in love during Diary of a Wimpy Kid. and went into a deranged Chloe candle shrine voodoo nut after Kick-Ass
Anonymous (82bf) 1549
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Anonymous (0879) 1551
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Anonymous (4b6e) 1554
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Asking someone out isn't grounds for a bodyguard to get pissy, chloe would probably just laugh it off awkwardly while you desperately hold back the tears and scramble frantically to pick up the spaghetti surrounding your feet.
Anonymous (4b6e) 1556
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Chloe might help you pick up the spaghetti ( a bodyguard wouldnt likely stop that ) and while she is helping you you could initiate some chit chat and take it from there.
There you go, dream back on track.
Anonymous (3ab9) 1559
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because he didn't know it was annoying and made for 11yr olds
> mfw I actually enjoyed it