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 Chloë Thread #17 !!9bINe43AAo 78691

>Chloë Thread #17 - BREAKING NEWS: The "Rustling" has stopped for now, who knows what this vile gang known as the "Chlobros" could do next. Be sure to lock your windows and doors, stay tuned.

 Cheddar (4d7b) 78692

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Evening, ladies.

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78693

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 Anonymous (b275) 78694

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You sure do enjoy making threads and headlines

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78695

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Hi bro.

 Anonymous (e5a2) 78696

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what do you think Chloe uses as a dildo?

 Anonymous (b275) 78697

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Trevor. probably that's why he's so exhausted lately

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78698

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 Cheddar (4d7b) 78699

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It begins.

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78700

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Well I could just leave it as >Chloe thread #17, but it's just boring.
As for the News thing…I don't even. I guessed it was just a tad entertaining. I can stop if you want then.

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78701

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bean news are great, brah

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78702

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can you feel it CHEDDAR!! can you now!!

 Cheddar (4d7b) 78703

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Saw this pic a while ago in a Chloe thread on /b/. Who made it?

 Anonymous (c538) 78704

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me and chloe

 Anonymous (b275) 78705

File: 1336165820346.gif (490.06 KB, 390x210)


Fuck of Matthew, you fucking prick

 Anonymous (b275) 78706


> I can stop if you want then.

Why? Do your thing. I like it. I was just making an observation

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78707

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 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78708

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 Anonymous (275e) 78709

Many girls that age are discovering electric toothbrushes these days, so if it's happening then my money is on that.

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78710

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Ok bro.

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78711

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 Anonymous (c538) 78712

I knew this chick that liked sitting on speakers

 Anonymous (c538) 78713

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I want to use it to clean my teeth when she's finished with it

 Cheddar (4d7b) 78714

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I like it too. It bring a conversation starter as well as a chuckle

 Anonymous (c538) 78715

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 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78716

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 Anonymous (b275) 78717

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I like this guy's idea

 Anonymous (b275) 78718

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t would be even better if it still had some hair on it, which I could use as dental floss

 Anonymous (c538) 78719

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 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78720

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Aye, that's what I go for, I guess.

 Cheddar (4d7b) 78721

This just isn't funny anymore. Do you guys want to make a separate thread for Chloe fantasies? Then everyone is happy. Unless you are doing it just to troll real Chlobros.

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78722

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Ok this is getting out of the boundaries, i know is a 18+ board, but this is really pissing me off, is cool 2 or 3 jokes but know all of you are being so nasty so please i think that you guys must stop that shit for a little bit

>i'm not mad i'm just saying is a recomendation

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78723

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Now now, Anons…

 Anonymous (b275) 78724

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mfw I see how some people find this site
mfw I have no face
mf should be ernesto smiling

 Anonymous (4574) 78725

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Look I feel the same but we must ignore it for it to go away. Just dont reference it or even acknowledge it. It might be hard but we can only try.

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78726

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 Anonymous (c538) 78727

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lets just face it Chloe's box is the most sought after in the world, people are going to talk about sticking electric tooth brushes in it

 Anonymous (275e) 78728

>It might be hard

 Cheddar (4d7b) 78729

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So what is everyones favourite Chloe interview? This comic-con has to be da best.

 Anonymous (4574) 78730

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Carson daily all the way.
Perfect mix of cute and casual.

 Anonymous (b275) 78731

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>It might be hard

Oh it is. IT IS.

 Anonymous (c538) 78732


well i've fapped the most to this one… it looks like she's wearing no pants

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78733

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Cheddar u mad with me brah? gooby pls respnd

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78734

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Oh god my sides.

 Anonymous (b275) 78735

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that face
that fucking face
those facial expressions
those interesting questions
that length

 Anonymous (b275) 78736


Oh yeah, that too. that fucking too.

 Cheddar (4d7b) 78737

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I am slightly mad with you but I might be able to let it slide as you are clearly insane.

 Anonymous (c538) 78738

I like her sexy voice in this

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78739

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why are you mad with me Cheddar? gooby pls tell me

 Anonymous (275e) 78740

>you are clearly insane

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78741

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 Anonymous (b275) 78742


She was so cute and charming in that interview. It was probably at that time, after watching kick-ass and coming across this interview when I realized she was truly someone special.

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78743

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cheddarz bout 2 b on a mental ting m8s

 Cheddar (4d7b) 78744

Something about arms & legs. Do you reMEMBER?

 Anonymous (b275) 78745

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nuff said

 Anonymous (c538) 78746


he was trolling u idiot

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78747

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 Cheddar (4d7b) 78748

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So's most of the people here.

 Anonymous (c538) 78749


she's so relaxed and in control… like a bawss

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78750

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 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78751

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i was trolling brah, bean knows it

 Anonymous (c538) 78752


so dante's not allowed to troll

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78753

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Simmer down Cheddar bro.

 Cheddar (4d7b) 78754

Trolling about Chloe getting chopped up & killed rustled my jimmies.

 Anonymous (275e) 78755

At first I was thinking Dante's troll attempt was a miserable failure, now I see it actually rustled someone pretty bad. I call that success.

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78756

is just a song Cheddar, i'm sarreh brah


 Cheddar (4d7b) 78757

Not to bad. I can deal with that.

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78758

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 Cheddar (4d7b) 78759

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>rustled pretty bad
Not THAT rustled. Just partly rustled.

Also, no one liked my 'member' joke

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78760

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 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78761

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 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78762

this is a song too, so don't get mad faggets
>Cameron bullet-ridden body in the street
>Ride, Cameron ride
>Cameron's shattered head hits concrete
>Ride, Cameron ride
>Chloë is floundering
>Chloë is scared
>Run, Chloë run
>L.A. is an outrage when your Cameron is dead
>L.A. is an outrage when they pick up his head
>L.A. is the reason that Cameron's dead
>You gotta suck, suck, Chloë suck

 Anonymous (c538) 78763

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dante troll… what is this

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78764

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 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78765

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78766

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 Cheddar (4d7b) 78767

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 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78768

this is the only good song for Chloë btw

 Anonymous (c538) 78769


 Anonymous (c538) 78770


my Chloe dosnt listen to mexican crap

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78771

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 Anonymous (c538) 78772

whos seen that video of chloe kissing the chick in the bath?

 cool i'm not permabanned anymore. (e8cc) 78773



I think that was your sick, twisted dream pal.

 Anonymous (1297) 78774

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 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78775

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 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78776

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 Anonymous (c538) 78777

oh really

 Anonymous (4574) 78778

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Just say pic related on /b/, he tried to carve rose into his arm, and claims his life is falling appart because of rose.I wonder are there any chlobros posting/lurking on here that are on this guys level.
>inb4 dantes feeble attempt to scrape chloe onto his arm

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78779

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dafuq did i just saw

 cool i'm not permabanned anymore. (e8cc) 78780



Well technically you are right.

you got me.

I just really hope you don't touch your little wiener while watching that clip.

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78781

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>hurr durr inb4 dantes feeble durr chloe onto his arm

 Anonymous (c538) 78782



dante knows how to carve properly

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78783

anyways, link us to the thread

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78784

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The fuck..

 Dr.NoQuints!!2Zuw3UMnvo 78785

I finally looked into this Rose girl(?) today. Weird british emo nerd. Kinda cute in a weird way. I don't think there is anyone here on that level, but you never know. Ernesto, you out there?

 Anonymous (4574) 78786

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I left it a long time ago so I cant, sorry.

 Cheddar (4d7b) 78787

Classic /b/. One of the many reason I don't lurk on 4chan anymore.

 Anonymous (4574) 78788

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Why is she weird, bear in mind I have no knowledge of who she is or what she has done, I have only seen pics beyond that im ignorant.

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78789

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it's all in the reflexes

 Dr.NoQuints!!2Zuw3UMnvo 78790

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She's just quirky with a bit of a strange sense of humor. Which I actually like.
True dat bruddah.

 Dr.NoQuints!!2Zuw3UMnvo 78791

This is her youtube channel:


 Anonymous (4574) 78792

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What you mean to say you havent carved chloe into your arm yet.
Looks like we got ourselves a newfag over here boys.
The deal is you must carve chloe onto your arm and post a pic here, you got that.
Heres my picture:

 Cheddar (4d7b) 78793

Oh shit those are the rules? The main page was Tl;DR.


 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78794

I don't see how she has so many fanboys.

 Anonymous (b275) 78795


Are you one of the mods from the old chan? You sound like one.

 Anonymous (4574) 78796

>implying the rosefags wouldnt say precisely that about chloe, subjectivity man.
Also theres a chloe set where shes wearing a gold/yellow top + black skirt in which I think she looks very similar to rose.

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78797

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 Dr.NoQuints!!2Zuw3UMnvo 78798

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No clue. That's /b/ for you. She also has a blog that apparently gives more insight into her strangeness, as well as her masturbatory habits. Cheers.

 Anonymous (91b8) 78799

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 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78800

I know, I was just saiyan.

 Anonymous (4574) 78801

Good effort bro still not playing with the big boys though

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78802

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 Dr.NoQuints!!2Zuw3UMnvo 78803

fukken saved

 Anonymous (b275) 78804

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Shit son he was still bleeding in that pic.

 Cheddar (4d7b) 78805

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Does not count. I could do better if I was Dante.

 Anonymous (275e) 78806

typical british bitch right there.. and by typical i mean ugly as fuck

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78807

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 Anonymous (4574) 78808

I know the scaring is really bad and I can no longer wear short sleeved shirts but it was totally worth it, just showin mah dedication to the cause.

 Anonymous (91b8) 78809


you can tell she would be a dirty lil bitch in bed

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78810

I'm going, I'll leave you all with this.

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78811

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see ya bean

 Dr.NoQuints!!2Zuw3UMnvo 78812

Laterz. I'm out too. Off to see a most likely shitty local band.

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78813

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see ya quints

 Anonymous (4574) 78814

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>mfw you never say good bye to me.
>gooby plox.

 Dr.NoQuints!!2Zuw3UMnvo 78815

buh bye

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78816

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see ya Anon

 Anonymous (4574) 78817

Im not going anywhere, see you done fucked it up again, get your timing right maybe then I want have the face of a middle aged crying idonesian man.

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78818

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 Anonymous (4574) 78819

chloe thread on /b/ if any wants to partake

 Anonymous (b275) 78820

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mfw another attentionwhoring namefag is about to be born

 Anonymous (4574) 78821

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It will never happen, its not like I ever even say goodbye or hello so how am I to expect a salutation in the event of my arrival or departure.

 Anonymous (b275) 78822

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Give it time young namefag. Give it time. You will soon learn the ways of the attention whoring

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78823

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 Anonymous (4574) 78824

Nope I dont believe I ever will, having experienced the behaviour of both namefags and anons on here it is patently obvious that I wouldnt enjoy what they represent. Also its easier for people to develop a strong dislike for you, for instance I cant stand that im not permaband anymore guy, and Id rather people not feel that way about myself.

 Anonymous (b275) 78825


> I cant stand that im not permaband anymore guy

Who does? Moralfags ruing the fun for everyone

 Anonymous (4574) 78826

Its not the fact that hes a moral fag he just seems very in yo face about things which I dont really enjoy.

 Anonymous (91b8) 78827


he's just a lil shit stirrer

 Cheddar (4d7b) 78828

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Chloe just posted this video on her twitter. Therefore she probably read the top comment. She knows exactly who she is.

 cool i'm not permabanned anymore. (e8cc) 78829


you're both mean.


get use to it……………………………………….

 cool i'm not permabanned anymore. (e8cc) 78830

 Anonymous (b275) 78831


She knows very well. Some of the previous videos she linked included ones with the top comments being about her as queen of b, plus, you can't see a chloe video without some comments about how much of a jailbait she is.

 Anonymous (275e) 78832

not only that, she's probably one of the thumbs up on it!

 Anonymous (b275) 78833

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 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78834

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so, she maybe knows about us?

 cool i'm not permabanned anymore. (e8cc) 78835

she obviously ignores the comments.

I'm sure as a teen celebrity she knows that there are certain people like all of you out there who want to sexually abuse her.

BUT she knows that her four brothers would beat the shit out of them.

 Cheddar (4d7b) 78836

Yep, she might.

I would say 'hello' just incase but she wouldn't of gotten this far down the thread.

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78837

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so she maybe knows who i am

 Anonymous (275e) 78838



 Anonymous (b275) 78839

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 Cheddar (4d7b) 78840

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Thats not a good thing. Now she has an even better reason to stay away from Mexicans.

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78841

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why you say that Cheddar? i thought we were friends

 Cheddar (4d7b) 78842

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You know I'm joking bro <3

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78843

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 !CalcLbWSVA 78844

Yeah she knows, no doubt. Didn't she and Trevor also say stuff like "NO CREEPY COMMENTS" quite a few times in the vlogs?

 Cheddar (4d7b) 78845

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Its times like this I think about how creepy we all are.

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78846

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i'm not creepy

 Anonymous (275e) 78847

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dat bubble

 Cheddar (4d7b) 78848

You keep telling yourself that

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78849

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 Anonymous (275e) 78850

gooby wut?

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78851

the Abby♥ thread on /b/ got deleted


hellw guys. i've just promised my mates i'd go with them to amsterdam this weekend. chloe would endorse this yes? i was quite drnunk.

 Earl puts the ass in assassin. (e8cc) 78853


I don't get where you are trying to get at or what you are implying….


I am trying to get at amsterdam. leave at noon tomorrow. drive to calais. eurostar. arrive in amsterdam around 23:00? job's a good un.

 Earl puts the ass in assassin. (e8cc) 78855


have fun. safe fun.

no sex, drugs or alcohol. thats gay.

you don't want to be gay do you?

 Cheddar (4d7b) 78856

I despise you.

 Anonymous (275e) 78857

lol, this guys ruffles some jimmies. he can stay for the lulz alone.

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78858

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someone is mad because my Straight Edgeness

 Earl puts the ass in assassin. (e8cc) 78859

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<3 i have a fan


I am straight edge though

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78860

ooo i'm sarreh brah i was miss reading your message

 Anonymous (5139) 78861

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I miss the good ole days. DANGER, chloeholic, boxxyfriend, xXCMXx, liam, cory. its like every thiread here is the sos. and then comments like this >>78732 only make me want to leave even more because at least the first chlobros weren't pedos.

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78862

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don't leave bro, we'll fight this filth, we'll triumph, don't leave brah, we need you to fight in the revolution

 Anonymous (275e) 78863

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>tfw you find dante on twitter


 Anonymous (275e) 78864

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now imagine a mohawk on this gooby

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78865

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78866

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who dafuq is that guy anyway

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78867

File: 1336197766501.jpg (25.65 KB, 562x352)


 Anonymous (275e) 78868

that's right, i've figured out that you are really a lithuanian mexican dante. phear me!

also have fun reading those tweets, it's quite amusing

 DANGER;prodigy!!txc0ZK1Cc6 78869

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this actually might be dante. He has the same terrible english as usual.

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78870

File: 1336197935376.jpg (50.2 KB, 400x227)

i'm not that guy

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78871

File: 1336198059516.jpg (64.14 KB, 500x282)

i thought we were friends prodigy

 DANGER;prodigy!!txc0ZK1Cc6 78872

File: 1336198215043.jpg (205.39 KB, 1200x1600)

I know you're not him. You're way prettier than he is.

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78873

File: 1336198299750.jpg (66.78 KB, 567x384)

 Anonymous (275e) 78874

fap fap fap

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78875

File: 1336198832601.jpg (26.23 KB, 395x396)

 Anonymous (275e) 78876

File: 1336200545033.gif (1.63 MB, 428x320)

Happy Cinco de Mayo bros

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78877


 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78878

File: 1336201137816.jpg (34.27 KB, 360x240)

>mfw i didn't knew that today was 5 de mayo

 Anonymous (a929) 78879

File: 1336201563908.jpg (25.64 KB, 400x399)

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78880

File: 1336201667430.jpg (41.2 KB, 500x583)

 Anonymous (a929) 78881

File: 1336201782116.jpg (107.79 KB, 630x411)

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78882

File: 1336203311277.jpg (111.72 KB, 320x462)

Me and Cameron Fuller


so after the pacbaby trolling incident i thought I might get in on that a little bit so i set up twitter accounts for henelks and maxwellrubins which chloe has mentioned recently and didn't exist. the henelks one got a little weird, as his sister has started following it. sort of gives it some legitimacy if chloe does mention @henelks on instagram.

also someone tried to change the password 5 times.

i love the idea of getting an "chloegmoretz mentioned you on twitter" email. even if it would be purely incidental.

i'll keep youse posted.

 Anonymous (a929) 78884

File: 1336204860264.jpg (231.14 KB, 919x863)

I don't know whether this is a good or bad idea.

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78885

File: 1336205529494.jpg (54.44 KB, 441x386)

5 de mayo bitches

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78886

File: 1336205952967.gif (402.96 KB, 269x151)

>implying i'm not mad

 Anonymous (a929) 78887

File: 1336206655770.jpg (21.07 KB, 275x201)


 Anonymous (efce) 78888


you are obviously too old to be a fan of a 15yo. I find it creepy that you dont find her sexually attractive, not everyone here is as old as you.

 Anonymous (b275) 78889


That's Chloeholic. Get your facts straight.

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78890

 Anonymous (a929) 78891

File: 1336208670382.jpg (51.22 KB, 344x311)

And it has finally 404'd

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78892

File: 1336209096492.jpg (239.94 KB, 849x457)

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78893

File: 1336210993930.jpg (11.16 KB, 514x74)

everyday a Chlobro is born

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78894

File: 1336211112013.jpg (17.23 KB, 512x103)

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78895

File: 1336211421691.jpg (16.61 KB, 510x90)

hahhaa dafuq!!

 Anonymous (b275) 78896


Send him a message with a link to this site. He should join us.

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78897

File: 1336211746023.jpg (11.57 KB, 516x66)

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78898

File: 1336211848203.jpg (14.56 KB, 513x91)

fuck, another guy from spain

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78899

File: 1336211885013.jpg (59.82 KB, 500x449)

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78900

File: 1336212115395.jpg (102.36 KB, 521x599)

Roody pls

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78901

File: 1336212228080.jpg (18.6 KB, 514x89)

her dad is a Chlobro

 Anonymous (b275) 78902

File: 1336212373254.jpg (114.69 KB, 412x366)

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78903

how do you send private messages to someone on twitter?

 Anonymous (a929) 78904

File: 1336212854139.jpg (76.37 KB, 640x480)

>Patrick Bateman

Looks promising

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78905

File: 1336213216814.jpg (118.53 KB, 624x352)

i deleted it, i'm making a new twitter

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78906

i just deleted the twitt not the entire account

 Anonymous (a929) 78907

File: 1336213773771.jpg (63.08 KB, 369x363)

Just noticed this

>What's hot: The great rustle of 02/05/12

 Anonymous (91b8) 78908


it starts here: >>12317

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78909

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 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78910

File: 1336213996925.jpg (30.19 KB, 288x288)

 Anonymous (a929) 78911

File: 1336214311155.jpg (52.46 KB, 328x360)

I know.
I've already read it all.
In fact I don't think theres anything on this site which i haven't read

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78912

File: 1336214429413.jpg (126.77 KB, 511x766)

 Anonymous (a929) 78913

File: 1336214710424.jpg (52.25 KB, 498x409)

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78914

File: 1336214767379.jpg (174.01 KB, 375x500)

 Anonymous (f7fd) 78915

File: 1336216171599.png (211.81 KB, 1020x571)

Dante i remember you talking about innocence being crushed… Chloë liked this on insta yesterday.

 Anonymous (b275) 78916


At least he doesn't talk about raping her like Elapsuel or whatever the fuck his name was

 Anonymous (91b8) 78917


 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 78918


 Anonymous (c538) 78919

File: 1336226706915.jpg (1.47 MB, 1535x7906)

…jimmies will be rustled

 Anonymous (b275) 78920



But I think I remember reading that before and it was pretty good

 Cheddar (4d7b) 78921

File: 1336228008802.png (129.56 KB, 328x287)

Read that 6 months ago.

 Anonymous (a929) 78922

File: 1336228314306.jpg (29.18 KB, 302x350)

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78923

File: 1336229574283.gif (1.42 MB, 396x230)

 Anonymous (c538) 78924

File: 1336235954915.jpg (40.99 KB, 480x309)

why so quiet fags?

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78925

File: 1336242167333.png (84.05 KB, 464x714)

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78926

File: 1336242201448.png (378.5 KB, 500x500)

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78927

File: 1336242263090.png (1.24 MB, 1006x1357)

 Cheddar (4d7b) 78928

File: 1336242283702.gif (1.98 MB, 410x496)

oooo where did you get that? Haven't seen it before

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78929

File: 1336242330484.png (1.3 MB, 1242x1862)

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78930

File: 1336242390534.png (143.02 KB, 544x377)

From /b/read months ago.

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78931

File: 1336242543593.png (170.85 KB, 319x478)

 Anonymous (4574) 78932

File: 1336242684629.jpg (49.96 KB, 450x661)

You happy about the fa cup result?
Also I just realise why is it that english team sportsmen generally are roudy louts whereas generally those from other countries seem sound/non-scumbaggy.

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78933

File: 1336242704766.png (177 KB, 500x277)

Bored as fuck.
>Lelsea winning the FA Cup.

 Cheddar (4d7b) 78934

File: 1336242727202.jpg (292.76 KB, 872x1222)

Ahh I see. So hows it going?

 Anonymous (4574) 78935

File: 1336242755316.jpg (421.19 KB, 1000x700)

What are you implying with that image?

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78936

File: 1336242804400.png (635.26 KB, 751x496)

Oh, not really as I don't support Chelsea or Looprevil.

 Anonymous (4574) 78937

File: 1336242828901.jpg (132.48 KB, 500x375)

Cheddar where are you from, also how did you discover chloe?

 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 78938

Was Carrols header over the line? I just turned my head away to look at Chlomo legs and missed it.

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78939

File: 1336242922349.png (190.1 KB, 1080x711)

It's going well, although I've played over 9 hours of football today so I'm fucked.
How are you bro.

 Anonymous (4574) 78940

File: 1336242932964.jpg (155.3 KB, 1152x864)

Still I though you were a ManureNited fan therefor the hate for liverpool should be strong within you. Why you not adress my critique of english team sportsmen?

 Anonymous (4574) 78941

Half the ball was over the line -> no goal.

 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 78942


I know the rules brah, was just asking if it was over, and in over I ment fully over.

 Anonymous (4574) 78943

File: 1336243056906.jpg (81.54 KB, 512x492)

You must be really fit, are you sure thats not a case of hyperbolae, where the you play generally?

 Anonymous (4574) 78944

Well I didnt know the rules and I was just assuming that others didnt I just heard the commentators saying that it had to be all the way over.

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78945

File: 1336243119973.jpg (25.65 KB, 562x352)

that's why i said that FUCKER!!!

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78946

File: 1336243169373.png (1.2 MB, 1144x763)

>Still I though you were a ManureNited fan therefor the hate for liverpool should be strong within you.
That's true, but when it's scumbag Terry vs scumbag Suarez, I can't really pick a team.

>Why you not adress my critique of english team sportsmen?

Because I agree, almost. Not ALL English sportsmen are loud/scumbaggy louts, but the ones who are get the most attention and makes the rest of Ingurland look bad.

 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 78947


Fair enough, thanks anyway.

 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 78948


Are you implying the Terry is the only scumbag in the Chelshit squad?

Shouldn't it be Scumbag Chelshit vs Scumbag Suarez?

 Anonymous (4574) 78949

>basing your opinion of a team based on one bad egg
I feel if the players were payed less and people out there that actually mattered got payed more, for instance cancer cure researchers then maybe they would be less crude and loutish because they wouldnt have such a bloated sense of self.
I dont know who is worse the footballers or the rugby palyers.

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78950

File: 1336243341092.png (813.56 KB, 729x1088)

>You must be really fit
Anyway, I didn't really play over 9 hours, more like around 5 and not all at once, I have 2 hours training on Saturdays and when I got home I went out to play with some mates.

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78951

File: 1336243489278.png (305.88 KB, 425x485)

Whichever you prefer.


 Anonymous (4574) 78952

>having mates
That must be nice for you mang. Yeah but what position do you generally play with your team?

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78953

File: 1336243583293.png (331.68 KB, 704x400)

>mfw i don'r understand the new topic

 Anonymous (c538) 78954

File: 1336243615287.gif (855.76 KB, 200x200)

chloe bread anyone?

 Anonymous (4574) 78955

File: 1336243635623.jpg (122.87 KB, 702x1000)

Chlofro I know you have probably explained yourself before but how come you dont have a chloe folder, even just a few of your absolute favorite pictures/gifs for instyance.

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78956

Striker, i'm like a Heskey/Hold the ball up type of player so I don't score often.
Sometimes I play on the wing but don't have the stamina to run up and down the pitch all day, but can find good passes which happens a lot as I feel I have more space on the wing.

 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 78957



 Anonymous (4574) 78958

Like heskey, so are you a big lad, have you ever tried playing rugby or have you always just been a football fiend.

 Anonymous (c538) 78959

File: 1336243771060.jpg (23.33 KB, 527x406)

 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 78960


Cos I just don't really. Can find all the pictures here or oldchan. Rather not run the risk of my friend going on my laptop and finding a shrine to a 13+ year old girl.


>I'm like a Heskey


 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78961

>so are you a big lad
No, I can just keep the ball long enough for teammates to come and support, you don't have to be big to do that really…

>have you ever tried playing rugby or have you always just been a football fiend.

Never liked Rugby, I'm so skinny if one person tackled me I'd snap.

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78962

Yeah sure, vid related.

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78963

File: 1336244026949.jpg (97.5 KB, 514x657)

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78964

File: 1336244157916.png (932.26 KB, 638x957)

>Your an epic actor
>Your awsome
>Your a cool actor

 Anonymous (4574) 78965

Seems to me like he might be a bit young, dont know why that feel but that feel be.

 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 78966


A 12 year old with his first erection

So what?

 Anonymous (4574) 78967

She is all of these things though, are you refuting that fact, do you not shower here with compliments?

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78968

I'm WHYing his poor spelling.

 Cheddar (4d7b) 78969

Watched Kick-Ass about 9 months after its release and I had no words for her cuteness. Then about a month after, I searched her name on YouTube and ended up finding this video. I must of watched it about 50 times. I then forgot about her from July until about November last year when a friend linked me to /b/ and found out about her presence and many amazing pictures which in turn, made me fall in love. Now I'm here!

I'm from Sussex, England.

 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 78970


Just realised


 Anonymous (4574) 78971

Ah right, maybe hes just so overcome by her monumental talent and beuty that he cant think/spell straight or generate deeper compliments beyond your awesome, which of course she is.

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78972

File: 1336244388202.gif (437.63 KB, 200x227)

>then forgot about her
>then forgot about her

 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 78973



 Cheddar (4d7b) 78974

File: 1336244534824.jpg (73.34 KB, 410x513)

Sowry Dante. I don't know what I was thinking.

 Anonymous (4574) 78975

Great man, why the namefaggory though, also is cheddar just a random word is does it have any personal gravitas, for instance it could be your favorite cheese of all time.
So you feel for her initially when she was that young, good to know bruh, also why are you so adverse in your attitudes towards /b/.

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78976

File: 1336244675663.jpg (34.27 KB, 360x240)

technically that was not a change, i love Neve since i was a kid, and i'm not replacing Chloë, i'm still here you see

 Anonymous (c538) 78977

File: 1336244718961.jpg (150.31 KB, 500x403)

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78978

File: 1336244761492.jpg (51.52 KB, 1280x722)

 Anonymous (4574) 78979

File: 1336244861744.jpg (243.96 KB, 675x900)

Hey guise can I get pic related without the captioning please I tried to find it in the hick premiere thread but it aint there.

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78980

File: 1336244866488.jpg (213.84 KB, 722x1000)

the good thing is that you remember her everyday now

 Anonymous (c538) 78981

File: 1336245039438.jpg (151.84 KB, 500x403)

 Cheddar (4d7b) 78982

It is my favourite cheese and is just a persona which has been with me since I was about 9. I have a name because I don't have any reason to be anon and its easier to differentiate in discussions when everyone isn't called anonymous. I don't like 4chan or more importantly /b/ because of the images and the people there. I'm not partial to pictures of child porn/gore/people shitting on babies. If only things could be unseen.

 Anonymous (c538) 78983

File: 1336245121563.jpg (145.58 KB, 500x403)

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78984

File: 1336245125251.png (56.39 KB, 172x227)

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78985

File: 1336245200229.jpg (30.19 KB, 288x288)

that's enough, ok

 Anonymous (4574) 78986

But seeing that stuff makes your mental fortitude stronger, this would be usfull in say a warzone for instance as seeing your horribly maimed comrades wouldnt distract you so much from killing.
Do you not think mindy would enjoy /b/? I imagine she would revel in what transpires there.

 Anonymous (c538) 78987

File: 1336245355386.jpg (29.2 KB, 400x338)

thats all I got

 Anonymous (4574) 78988

File: 1336245415991.jpg (58.75 KB, 593x554)

Wouldnt a picture of chloe have been more apt with that caption?

 Cheddar (4d7b) 78989

Gore is a different story to seeing people get shot. I don't think Mindy would enjoy CP to be honest.

 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 78990

>That feel when Chloe doesn't even know or care that you exist.

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78991

File: 1336245571154.jpg (118.53 KB, 624x352)

 Anonymous (c538) 78992


good idea bro I will make one, got a pic in mind?

 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 78993

>That feel when you will never smell her hair

 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 78994

>You will never give your jacket to Chloe to keep her warm

 Anonymous (4574) 78995

She could be lurking here and considering your a name fag she could at least identify you, you could be her top namefag you never know.Ive got a fool proof way for chloe to realise you exist just kill the preseident and then in the court case say it was all for you chloe, then she will know who you are if your so concerened with that then why not.

 Anonymous (c538) 78996

File: 1336245744806.jpg (12.08 KB, 200x197)

>that feel when you will never taste her body fluids

 Anonymous (4574) 78997

That one I posted could suffice? otherwise just trawl through the site for whatever you think would work.

 Cheddar (4d7b) 78998

File: 1336245812826.png (30.06 KB, 200x240)

That feel when ChloFro makes you feel sad.

 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 78999

>You will never make Chloe feel safe when she is scared.

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 79000

File: 1336245940237.png (951.6 KB, 1280x800)

 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 79001

>That feel when Chloe will never rest her head on your chest as you watch a film together

 Anonymous (4574) 79002

File: 1336245965436.jpg (17.92 KB, 360x240)

That feel when you realise cheddar is deelusional.

 Anonymous (4574) 79003

File: 1336246029712.jpg (37.73 KB, 544x517)

Hey youve gotta get that rain started wash some of that scum of the streets ya know.

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 79004

File: 1336246185321.jpg (839.74 KB, 936x1313)


All must die

 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 79005

>That feel when you will never look into Chloe's eyes and here 'I love you'

 Cheddar (4d7b) 79006

File: 1336246367856.jpg (199.51 KB, 826x884)

Who, me?
Yes, you!
Couldn't be!
Then who?

 Anonymous (4574) 79007

Yet another mentally fractured male prtagonist that you seemingly idolise, my suspicions deepen. Is chloe not enough for the focus of your attention, these extra characters are taking away precious efforts you could be dedicating towards chloe.

 Cheddar (4d7b) 79008

File: 1336246417272.jpg (52.08 KB, 299x288)

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 79009

File: 1336246428491.jpg (10.85 KB, 267x280)

>That feel when you will never cook for Chloë

 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 79010

>That feel when you will never order a side to share with Chloe

 Anonymous (c538) 79011

File: 1336246496778.jpg (12.32 KB, 339x266)

>that feel when you will never feel Chloe's naked body spooning you

 Anonymous (4574) 79012

File: 1336246519675.jpg (116.28 KB, 406x364)

>that feel when your gears are getting grinded by all of these feels

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 79013

File: 1336246534514.png (688.72 KB, 1020x680)

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 79014

File: 1336246571683.png (411.69 KB, 500x562)

 Cheddar (4d7b) 79015

File: 1336246584761.jpg (228.52 KB, 807x1222)

>That feel when you'll never be Chloe's bitch

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 79016

>That feel when Bean is ignoring us

 Anonymous (c538) 79017

>that feel when Chloe will kill a policeman and then make out with you with her bloody lips, before going down on you in exchange for not calling the cops

 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 79018

>That feel when you will never gently sweep Chloe's hair our of her eye and tuck it behind her ear and then kiss her on her forehed and here the words 'Im so glad I found you'

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 79019

File: 1336246840099.jpg (6.94 KB, 251x234)

 Anonymous (c538) 79020

File: 1336246926952.jpg (259.13 KB, 1068x530)

>that feel when u will never tie Chloe to a bed

 Cheddar (4d7b) 79021

File: 1336246942461.gif (1.98 MB, 259x221)

You know how to make me sad.

He is probably writing the next news story

 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 79022

>That feel when you will never take Chloe out to your favourite Italian restaurant

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 79023

Couldn't think of anything to write.
I sort of go off what's happened since the thread before.


 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 79024

>take Chloe out to your favourite Italian restaurant
>instead of cook for her

 Cheddar (4d7b) 79025

Is it just me that doesn't have a favourite Italian restaurant? Didn't make me feel bad man.

 Anonymous (4574) 79026

I dont have one either, but I assume you have a favorite eatery which you couldve implanted into the scenario for said feel.

 Anonymous (c53c) 79027

File: 1336248889397.jpg (144.1 KB, 960x1320)

>That feeling when you wake up realizing, that dreaming of Chloë is the closest you will ever get to her…

 Anonymous (4574) 79028

File: 1336249048023.jpg (31.54 KB, 200x200)

She'd choose me given the option.

 Anonymous (c53c) 79029

File: 1336250061803.jpg (99.94 KB, 774x567)

>That feeling, when you realise you'll never hold Chloë tight and make her feel safe…

 Anonymous (4846) 79030


>that feeling when you realize Chloe will never hold you tight and make you feel alive

 Anonymous (8b72) 79031

You guys honestly have the desire to possess her? How have you guys not killed yourselves yet from her talking to guys?

 Anonymous (d048) 79032



i'm glad im not alone.

 Anonymous (b275) 79033


> You guys honestly have the desire to possess her?

A guy can dream, can't he?

 Anonymous (d048) 79034


then why don't you keep it in your dreams?

 Anonymous (b275) 79035


Why the fuck are you here anyway?

 Anonymous (d048) 79036


I don't know.

why are you here?

 Anonymous (b275) 79037


Sharing the dream we all have here

 Anonymous (d048) 79038


and what is that dream?

 Anonymous (b275) 79039


to be with her

 Anonymous (d048) 79040


You are charged with unlawful transaction with a minor less than 16 years of age, 1st degree, which is a class B felony.

do you understand that charge?

your bond will stand at $50,000 cash.

 Anonymous (b275) 79041

File: 1336271976231.jpg (77.68 KB, 400x289)



You're not even trying

 Anonymous (d048) 79042


You will never meet or touch chloe.

You will get your ass kicked by her brothers and me though.

 Anonymous (b275) 79043

File: 1336272170287.jpg (102.83 KB, 707x449)


Please, not another whiteknight

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 79044

File: 1336272179801.jpg (68.39 KB, 710x543)

and your name is?

 Anonymous (d048) 79045


i'm 99.98% sure my name is not earl

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 79046

File: 1336272274102.jpg (12.09 KB, 356x303)

are you Cameron "fag" Fuller then?

 certainly not earl (d048) 79047

jommies are gonna rostle

 Anonymous (b275) 79048

File: 1336272364867.jpg (90.54 KB, 368x424)

 certainly not earl (d048) 79049

who knows i could be chloe

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 79050

File: 1336272436241.jpg (19.2 KB, 268x314)

i was just saying, i hope to see him irl someday, i want to invite him to listen some Huey Lewis and the news

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