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 Chloë Thread #18 !!9bINe43AAo 78378

>Chloë Thread #18
>tfw no news

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78379


 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78380

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 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 78381

>That feel when you will never wake up to Chloe jumping with excitement shouting 'Its positive, Im pregant, we're having a baby!'

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78382

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Sorry bro, it'll come back another time don't worry.

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78383

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 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78384

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>What were you, before you were human?
>Different how?
>It would only frighten you.

 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 78385

>That feel when you will never place a ring upon Chloe's finger and exchnge the words 'I do'

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78386

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 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 78387

>That feel when you will never spend the rest of your life and grow old with Chloe

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78388

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shut up Fro, please, gooby pls

 Cheddar (8b83) 78389

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No news.
You've let me down,
You've let the Chlobros down
but most importantly, you've let yourself down.

 ChloFro!.ChloeUJLY 78390

>That feel when Chloe never will be by your side when you pass away and wait for her in Heaven, even though you already were there.

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78391

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>That feel when you will never marry Neve Campbell in the 90s

 Cheddar (8b83) 78392

Ed Sheeran + that, made a tear. Im not mad, just sad. Mission accomplished.

 Anonymous (c0b3) 78393

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15yo hit-girl?

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78394

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There was nothing like The Great Rustle to base it off, and I couldn't make something up.
It'll be back.

 Anonymous (ed3e) 78395

Yeah but at the start you were making them up about nothing, you could just be completely fictitious in your ramblings why do they have to be set in reality, its a pass to be creative so run wild with it.

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78396

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>I couldn't make something up.

Maybe next time when I might be able to think something up, mind is blank today.

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78397

 Cheddar (8b83) 78398

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Dantes insanity, ChloFros 'that feels' rustlin could of been exaggerated into a story maybe?

 Anonymous (ed3e) 78399

20 something y/o sex change hit girl playing the guitar

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78400

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 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78401

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>Dante's insanity

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78402

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I guess so.


 Anonymous (ed3e) 78403

Kill the president in chloes name.

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78404

>That feel when you will never go to a concert with Neve Campbell in the 90s

 Cheddar (8b83) 78405

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The damage is done. My forgiveness is impossible.

 Grace (0999) 78406

>That feel when you have a lot of stalkers

 Cheddar (8b83) 78407

>That feel when your post was 0/10
Troll harder

 Anonymous (ed3e) 78408

>that feel when your a trawl
>that feel when being a fan doesnt equate to being a stalker

 Grace (0999) 78409

>That feel when you love all the chlobros

 Anonymous (c0b3) 78410

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well well well we have a newfag

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78411

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Sup ChloFro.

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78412

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 Cheddar (8b83) 78413

>That feel when twitter post or GTFO

 Anonymous (c0b3) 78414

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 Grace (0999) 78415

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 Anonymous (c0b3) 78416

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 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78417

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 Anonymous (ed3e) 78418

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That naso Instagram trickery again, also chloe would get her spelling right.

 Cheddar (8b83) 78419

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>That feel when not real and still 0/10

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78420

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 Anonymous (c0b3) 78421


u checked twitter he wins

 Cheddar (8b83) 78422

Didn't check, just proved. What was there to check? I'm not retarded.

 Anonymous (c0b3) 78423

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 Cheddar (8b83) 78424

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 Anonymous (c0b3) 78425

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 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78426

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Am I forgiven?

 Anonymous (ed3e) 78427

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 Cheddar (8b83) 78428

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Has Chloe left already?

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78429

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 Anonymous (ed3e) 78430

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Not unless you kill el presidente, damnit.

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78431

>That feel when you will never gonna say this to Cameron Fuller

 Anonymous (c0b3) 78432



>extra extra Bean fucks up thread #18

>Dante has slashed his neck
>Fro feared dead by feels
>Cheddar munging on cheese oblivious to whats going on

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78433

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 Cheddar (8b83) 78434

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I forgive

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78435

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Fuck yeah bean

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 78436

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>extra extra Bean fucks up thread #18

 Cheddar (8b83) 78437

I like it

 Anonymous (c0b3) 78438

Patrick Bateman Dante?


 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78439

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Awesome bro, i'm gonna watch it

 Anonymous (fd33) 78440


just started

 Anonymous (fd33) 78441

Frank: >That feel when you will never have patrick bateman hair


 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78442

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hell yeah, i know, bro, we all should watch it

>That feel when i'm Frank

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78443

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 Cheddar (8b83) 78444

Or not
>That feel when you'll never spend Saturday night with Chloe instead of Chlobros

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78445

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 Anonymous (fd33) 78446

bros come here:


 Cheddar (8b83) 78447

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78448

why u gone Cheddar?

 Cheddar (8b83) 78449

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Kaylee is never talked about here.

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78450

i never really watched 30 Rock

 Cheddar (8b83) 78451

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Under-rated Chloe

 Cheddar (8b83) 78452

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30 Rock is a good show, in my opinion

 Cheddar (8b83) 78453

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 Anonymous (ed3e) 78454

I agree entirely only seen 3 episodes though both of chloes and then some other one, it was really weird though one day I saw 30 rock was on tv and I remebered chloe was in it turned it on and it just so happened to be her first episode , fate is great.

 Cheddar (8b83) 78455

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 Cheddar (8b83) 78456

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Is that gross?

 Anonymous (ed3e) 78457

I find it weird how alluring I find those ears, Ive never had any sort of attraction to any other seldom reveared body part on any other woman but chloes ears I just want to stroke them they look so soft and untouched.
Not troll btw deadlt serious.

 Anonymous (ed3e) 78458

I always have to laugh the way she guides owens hand directly onto the bloody part of her face in that scene, If she did that to me I would be somewhat repulsed, couldnt of just avoided the bloody part no, well thanks for then. Then we would make sweat love.

 Cheddar (8b83) 78459

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Each to their own. I feel the same about her cheeks.

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78460

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no Abby♥

 Cheddar (8b83) 78461

To touch her face, it would be worth it.

 Anonymous (ed3e) 78462

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Cheddar there really isnt that much cp on /b/ maybe one incident every week/week and a half, and even then you can just choose not to look at it in too much deatail, its unfair to let one tiny crossection of what goes on there deter you from visiting, It aint great all right but sometimes bros need back up in threads over there and you could be that backup.

 Anonymous (ed3e) 78463

Yeah but I mean abby guided hes hand straight to the blood, you would think she would have some semblance of consideration for the boy she ostensibly has feelings for. I guess this is just yet another short coming in her character of which there are already many others.
But yes given that I would still enjoy a bit of hand on face action in such an intimate setting if provided with an oppurtunity to do so.

 Cheddar (8b83) 78464

Seeing CP every week
Seeing Gore everyday

Not worth it.

 Anonymous (ed3e) 78465

Ok well I tried, I respect your stance.
Also liking your chloe moretzio idea, if I had acess to some shopping software at the minute I would give it a go, Its unfortunate that the protagonist of said game isnt a female with the same name, then that would be ideal. Do you have access to any shopping software? Care to display some of your chlOC if you have any.

 Cheddar (8b83) 78466

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If one of you links to a Chloe thread whilst I'm on then I'll probably come and post some Chloe but I don't want to get back into lurking there. I've been making some basic captions on photoshop throughout the night but nothing to special. I'm relatively new to it all though. Dis is a wallpaper and I'll post others in a sec

 Cheddar (8b83) 78467

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 Cheddar (8b83) 78468

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My most prominent piece of art.

 Cheddar (8b83) 78469

Gonna go post those captions in the OC thread

 Anonymous (fd33) 78470

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 Cheddar (8b83) 78471

 Anonymous (ed3e) 78472

Sweet stuff man especially like the wallpaper one, its beuty lies in its straightfowardness and lack of unnecessary complications.
Luled at the great rustle one, one could of done it sooo much better but I remember how fast you did it on the night so that deserves props, also you clearly used pouring milk instead of mayo as if you could find a picture of a stream of mayonaise.

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78473

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>That feel when you are still sad because of this


>That feel when you'll never spend Saturday night with Chloe instead of Chlobros

 Anonymous (ed3e) 78474

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You never know man, destiny is a strange thing, just keep that chin up and keep on living. You never know whats around the next corner, could even be chloe some day, although I doubt she would ever set foot in your country for fear of being kidnapped + beheaded. Still though theres always a chance, she might dig you gayhawk.

 Cheddar (8b83) 78475

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Thanks bro, haven't had a compliment in a while :)
Pretty much all the other work I've done is YouTube backgrounds for people so nothing else Chloe related.

 Cheddar (8b83) 78476

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Sorry bro, didn't mean to make you sad!

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78477

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 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78478

 Anonymous (ed3e) 78479

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 Cheddar (8b83) 78480

I didn't know your real name was Jesus

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78481

My real name is Dante, Cheddar pls

 Cheddar (8b83) 78482

The screwdriver will go down in history with sweat love and mayo.

 Anonymous (ed3e) 78483

Yes but at least sweat love and mayo have innocent enogh back stories.

 Earl puts the ass in assassin. (db31) 78484


I don't even want to know what that screwdriver could mean.




 Anonymous (c0b3) 78485

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I got 3 yearly bans for that fucking screwdriver

 Cheddar (8b83) 78486

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 Earl puts the ass in assassin. (db31) 78487



im the only normal person on this site. I want to see you admit that then I will go away for awhile and you can make sick jokes/fap/rape whomever and whatever you want.


 Anonymous (d1bc) 78488


 Anonymous (0a6a) 78489

Is there a way for people to talk about Chloe and Chloe pics and stuff through email?
Like anyone who does that?

 Anonymous (c0b3) 78490


this kid has issues… maybe he needs another ban b4 he hissy fits again

 Anonymous (ed3e) 78491

Really, fuck sorry for posting that time I shouldve really just known that with the trolling mood everyone was in that night somebody might just have done precisely what was done.

 Anonymous (ed3e) 78492

We could just use the facebook group and then if anyone gets outta line they could be removed from the group, simple as.

 Anonymous (0a6a) 78493


Which facebook group is that?

 Cheddar (8b83) 78494

You must be a terribly boring person in real life. You aren't wanted here from all I can tell.

 Cheddar (8b83) 78495

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Why use email when you could just talk here?

 Anonymous (ed3e) 78496

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The one on facebook.
>tehee tehee

 Anonymous (0a6a) 78497


Because of rules.

 Earl puts the ass in assassin. (db31) 78498




Its still mind boggling to me that i am considered the insane one.

yes i troll a lot but i dont want to have sex for her, im not a pedo, i dont make horrifying screwdriver jokes and i care for her safety.

>implying any of you are different than ernesto.


no im pretty cool IRL. im just not a sicko.

 Cheddar (8b83) 78499

Explain? I iz confuzzled

 Earl puts the ass in assassin. (db31) 78500


inb4 everyone ignores what i wrote and just notices the grammatical error

 Anonymous (ed3e) 78501

Use the facebook group to propose a change in the rules to ameliorate the problem. Then we can talk about chloe on here.

 Earl puts the ass in assassin. (db31) 78502


he wants to obviously talk about even more sexual things and trade fake nudes dumbass.

 Anonymous (0a6a) 78503


Rules of conduct that do not permit certain ways of speaking.

 Earl puts the ass in assassin. (db31) 78504

when i find that facebook group SHIT IS GOING TO GO DOWN NIGGA.

 Anonymous (ed3e) 78505

Errors my friend, errors.

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78506

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you have to proove that you are Crescent fresh IRL

 Cheddar (8b83) 78507

I would like to think that the people that make those sick jokes are not Chlobros. It appears that most of the people here tonight are relatively sane. Also, you don't seem to realise that this is the internet. None of us would make any fap jokes in real life, I would hope.

 Earl puts the ass in assassin. (db31) 78508


>I would hope.

me too…………….

see we have a similarity. we are Best friends forever now.

 Earl puts the ass in assassin. (db31) 78509


how do this?

 Cheddar (8b83) 78510

What is your relationship with Chloe? Are you just a fan? How did you find her? You just don't seem like a Chlobro to me.

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78511

>no im pretty cool IRL. im just not a sicko.
proove it

 Anonymous (0a6a) 78512

So wait…
"true" Chlobros can't want to bang her?

 Earl puts the ass in assassin. (db31) 78513


I was a chloebro since the begginning ma nigga. Back when chloe threads on /b/ were epic and faggot sickos were slim to none.

I use to be like you (except the fapping part) i had a huge chloe folder, i downloaded every movie of hers, but them the feeling just died one day and i saw how silly all of this is and how disgusting and out of hand these threads have become so now i troll "chloebros" for the lulz.

I'm still a huge fan of chloe (and always will be), just not as big as before.

thats my story. mods sticky this epic shit.

 Anonymous (ed3e) 78514

Not everyone is of that opinon, myself included, however I have never fapped to her as it sullies her sanctity and purity of spirit, at least in my eyes anyway. I would tap that though given the chance.

 Anonymous (0a6a) 78515


I do fap to her.
But only because she's hot.

 Cheddar (8b83) 78516

Why don't you just get on with your life instead of trolling here?

 Anonymous (ed3e) 78517

Ok does anyone whos been here from the start actually know who this guy is or is he just a pathilogical trawl.

 Anonymous (fd33) 78518


comes to chlomo.org and calls dante a pedo…

he clearly isnt a chlobro



Hey, if you wanna talk about her, or if anyone else does…

 Cheddar (8b83) 78520

All I know is, he came here a couple days ago and marked himself as a fan but will comment telling everyone how sick they are if they mention that Chloe is cute or beautiful etc.



I put my email in the field, is what I'm saying.

 Anonymous (ed3e) 78522

And Im entirely ok with that as I said I would love to develop a physical relationship with her. Every chlobro is unique and has their own principals views and ideas and we must respect eachothers aforementioned attributes, however this earl character seems to fail woefully at this and that is why he grinds dem gears.

 Anonymous (1447) 78523

he called me a pedo last night for pointing out that he was the one paying a little too much attention to chloe's ass so it's obvious he's just trolling u too. he's even admitted he's here to troll several times already. i swear you guys are funny as fuck sometimes, even when someone admits to trolling you still keep feeding them. you guys know what to do with trolls. IGNORE

 Anonymous (0a6a) 78524


How can you not pay attention to her ass?
It's amazing.

 Anonymous (8517) 78525

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I think it's about time for admin to step in and do something about it if he keeps it up. He's obviously just here to try to piss ppl off.

 Cheddar (8b83) 78526

I'd be interested in your thoughts. I won't judge

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78527

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 Anonymous (ed3e) 78528

I do I find it great but I dont fap to it, cant people appreciate things of beauty without fapping to them. When I see a particularly stunning nature scene or a wonderfull work of art I dont unzip my pants and start tugging away there and then. I appreciate her beauty in other ways.



Here or through email?

 Anonymous (1447) 78530

my point was that according to earl you shouldn't, but he sure as fuck couldn't keep from talking about it and when i pointed out i hadn't even noticed until he mentioned it then he called me a pedo lol

 Cheddar (8b83) 78531

If you want to email me thats cool. I'll make a random one right now.

 Anonymous (0a6a) 78532


But… it's an ass.
It's not the scottish countryside.
It's in my genetic code to find certain female body parts sexually appealing.

 Anonymous (ed3e) 78533

Seriously whoever the fuck is posting dem feelings in the oc thread please stop there not exactly oc. I would have posted this in that thread but I didnt want to add to the derailment.




 Anonymous (1447) 78535

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i fapped to this last night, now i feel kinda bad about it

 Anonymous (ed3e) 78536

I do find them sexually appealing I just dont fap to them why is that so hard to believe. I gave my reasons previously for the no fap ethos and Im sticking with it.

 Earl puts the ass in assassin. (db31) 78537


because its FUN TROLLING HERE.


i always posted as anon. i wasn't a fucking annoying tripfag.

also obviously i didn't troll back then…




i dont care if you say she is beautiful. she is absolutely stunning.

i just dont like when people talk pervertedly about her.


why dont you have a seat right over there, chris hansen wants to talk to you.

do you find her sexually attractive? if so YOU ARE A PEDO

what is your major malfunction son?

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78538

File: 1336260058530.gif (2.85 MB, 514x290)

 Cheddar (8b83) 78539


My email for here is cheddarchlobros@hotmail.co.uk
If anyone else wants to contact me thats cool.

 Earl puts the ass in assassin. (db31) 78540

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no wonder you like young ones

 Cheddar (8b83) 78541

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78542

 Earl puts the ass in assassin. (db31) 78543

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i put all of that effort into replying and no one answers back :'(

 Anonymous (0a6a) 78544

 Earl puts the ass in assassin. (db31) 78545


i think i fought you once when i kept posting beatles in a chloe thread on /b/. was that you?

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78546

File: 1336260743228.jpg (26.78 KB, 616x377)

maybe, because i hate the beatles

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78547

better than the beatles

 Earl puts the ass in assassin. (db31) 78548


maybe because i hate you.

our alliance is over.

also wwe sucks.

 Earl puts the ass in assassin. (db31) 78549



 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78550

>our alliance is over
alliance? what alliance?

 Anonymous (1447) 78551

lol earl is a closet pedo. he's like the neighbor guy on american beauty. he's always getting angry and talking bad about pedos to hide his true desires.


Hey guys!

Is Chloe any less infallible than she was 12 hours ago?

 Earl puts the ass in assassin. (db31) 78553


sum 41 is fucking awesome.

i grew up listening to them.

my 5th favourite band.



 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78554

File: 1336261160506.jpg (13.78 KB, 444x361)

dude, what alliance?

 Cheddar (8b83) 78555

Depends who you're talking to

 Earl puts the ass in assassin. (db31) 78556

>yfw i make everyone eventually leave this site and you start emailing each other and circle jerk on cam together.

 Anonymous (ed3e) 78557

File: 1336261255948.jpg (21.56 KB, 453x229)

Yes if you dont like women whose upper lip is directly attached to their gums, otherwise no she is still fecking flawless.

 Earl puts the ass in assassin. (db31) 78558


remember? the alliance you put in my ass

you can have it back

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78559

File: 1336261364520.jpg (26.13 KB, 308x200)

i think that you have a serious attitude problem, son

 Earl puts the ass in assassin. (db31) 78560

File: 1336261438514.jpg (266.82 KB, 683x1024)


how the flying fuck do you notice things like that?


>uh-oh he posted a girl thats not chloe, GET HIM!!!

 Earl puts the ass in assassin. (db31) 78561

 Cheddar (8b83) 78562

I vote b& for you.

 Anonymous (8517) 78563

File: 1336261657042.jpg (47.7 KB, 540x720)

fap fap fap

 Earl puts the ass in assassin. (db31) 78564

File: 1336261690820.jpg (62.56 KB, 506x368)


but technically i did nothing wrong.

 Earl puts the ass in assassin. (db31) 78565


not chloe.

 Anonymous (6260) 78566

File: 1336261731567.jpg (69.17 KB, 595x658)

> this thread
> 2012
> emails

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78567

File: 1336261732626.png (213.11 KB, 417x243)

>Our hero, our hero, claims a warrior's heart
>I tell you, I tell you, the Chlomoborn comes
>With a Voice wielding power of the ancient Chloom art
>Believe, believe, the Chlomoborn comes
>It's an end to the evil, of all Chlomo's foes
>Beware, beware, the Chlomoborn comes
>For the darkness has passed, and the legend yet grows
>You'll know, You'll know the Chlomoborn's come



There is something like that on the end of my penis. I don't know what it is, I'm not asking questions.

I hate myself for being so seduced by her personality and looks, so I want to try and list all the flaws I can find in her:

She is a blind consumer, likes shopping and shite tv, when the riots were on advocated getting the army in, with a vague suggestion she thinks she is better than poor people.

 Earl puts the pedo in pedophile. (1447) 78569

what do you think of my new name?

 Earl puts the ass in assassin. (db31) 78570

File: 1336262025777.jpg (31.36 KB, 320x320)


Stop screamin', bitch: you shouldn't be that alarmed
When Big Lips is in the Attic Arms with an addict's arm
Earl puts the "ass" in "assassin"
Puts the pieces of decomposing bodies in plastic
Puts them in a pan and mixes it up with scat
Then gobbles it like fat black bitches and catfish
It so happens that I'm so haphazardous
I'll puke a piece and put it on a hook and fuckin' cast the shit
I'm askin' that you faggot rap actors take action
And get a hall pass for this class-act shit
How the fuck I fit an axe in a satchel?
Slip capsules in a glass, you dizzy rascal
Party staff baffled, askin' where her ass go
In my room, redefinin' the meanin' of black holes
Go on, suck it up; but hurry, I got nuts to bust
And butts to fuck and ups to shut and sluts to fuckin' uppercut

 Cheddar (8b83) 78571

She was also a blind KONY 2012 supporter.

 Earl puts the pedo in pedophile. (1447) 78572


 Earl puts the ass in assassin. (db31) 78573


so original man

 Anonymous (6260) 78574

File: 1336262136049.jpg (74.51 KB, 722x464)

 golfwang (db31) 78575

File: 1336262171505.png (104.6 KB, 314x282)

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78576

File: 1336262173854.jpg (100.4 KB, 500x408)

why you guys say all this bad things about Chloë


File: 1336262251799.jpg (39.01 KB, 436x402)

>implying i can't just change my name.

i only have 100000000000000 more

 Earl puts the pedo in pedophile. (8517) 78578

File: 1336262253643.jpg (20.18 KB, 600x400)

cammie always makes me hard

 Anonymous (ed3e) 78579

She is better than poor people.
That thing on your penis is called your banjo string.

 fuck steve harvey (db31) 78580

File: 1336262347516.png (88.21 KB, 375x268)

>dem lips

 fuck steve harvey (8517) 78581

black loli are the best

 fuck steve harvey (db31) 78582

File: 1336262417465.jpg (79.93 KB, 600x450)

see i told you im a chloebro

 Pedowang (1447) 78583

I'm back for more loli! yummm!

 fuck steve harvey (8517) 78584

>see i told you im a chloebro

i'm just too retarded to spell it right

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78585

File: 1336262502244.jpg (38.18 KB, 704x400)

 zoombafoo (db31) 78586

File: 1336262504728.jpg (241.58 KB, 929x1222)

lookin' beautiful

(not in a sexual way)

 Anonymous (0999) 78587

File: 1336262570698.jpg (8.28 KB, 75x75)

what's happening here

 zoombafoo (db31) 78588

File: 1336262594954.jpg (605.38 KB, 2379x1200)

lol keep cryin bitch niggas, i ain't going anywhere.

 Anonymous (1447) 78589

please dante, don't hurt them!

 zoombafoo (8517) 78590

File: 1336262622627.jpg (241.58 KB, 929x1222)

fine ass dammmm girl fap fap fap

 Anonymous (ed3e) 78591

Trawls gonna trawl thats whats happening and his act is wearing pretty thin.

 zoombafoo (8517) 78592


can u pls dispose of me

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78593

File: 1336262737590.jpg (31.88 KB, 704x400)


  (8517) 78594

this >>78525

 Anonymous (6260) 78595

File: 1336262822846.jpg (19.78 KB, 386x392)


> i ain't going anywhere.

And those were his last words


I think she's a bit cold and frank to people she no longer is interested in. did you guys see the birthday tweet she got off her ex in the uk saying "happy birthday! oooo i miss you etcxx" and she was like "thanks!"


 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78597

File: 1336262970458.jpg (29.27 KB, 679x493)

first, you bring madness to Chlomo.org and now you are talking shit about Chloë, what is your problem, bro?

 Anonymous (1447) 78598

i see what you did thar


I just want the pain to go away dante.

 Anonymous (ed3e) 78600

Well your gonna be cold working in such a superficial environment as hollywood, hard to develop meaningfull feelings for people when there are so many people throwing themselves at you and vying for your attention, you cant really blame her, that kid shouldve just stepped up his game then maybe he wouldve got a more amiable response than thanks.

  (c0b3) 78601


I dont read her tweets or watch many of her interviews… I feel in love with chlomo's characters more than anything. I like the bubble i'm living in :P

 Anonymous (d1bc) 78602

Well, best way to get over someone is to do the opposite of what you do when you are in love.

Ie. focus on the bad things about the person and ignore the good things…

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78603

File: 1336263278976.png (199.33 KB, 350x355)

what pain

 Anonymous (ed3e) 78604

But she herself is far more interesting and charming than any of the characters she portrays.

  (c0b3) 78605


some of it seems a bit forced and fake to me, I like interviews where she is relaxed and talking about random shit, rather than promo stuff

  (c0b3) 78606

and all the twitter crap seems like a big popularity contest to me, she talks about being a normal 15yo but she is far from it. Hollywood is sucking her in.

 Anonymous (ed3e) 78607

File: 1336263684886.jpg (243.96 KB, 675x900)

Forced chloe is best chloe.

Iam requesting pic related again, without the captions please someone must have it, it aint in the premiere thread.

 Anonymous (6260) 78608

File: 1336263698311.jpg (113.62 KB, 479x392)


I concur with this fine gentleman

 Anonymous (6260) 78609

File: 1336263791162.jpg (65.74 KB, 612x612)

Hai guise. What's going on in this thread?

How do you like my bitch?




i thought everyone here was as soft as me.

 Anonymous (ed3e) 78611

Hollywood would suck you in too, if you were in her position, Its probably also a lot herder for females to retain a strong sense of self in that environment given what Ive seen of their sex. Shes doing her best what more could you ask.

 Anonymous (6260) 78612


> it aint in the premiere thread.

it is now

 Anonymous (ed3e) 78613

Your 'bitch' is great but your head is massive relative to hers, assuming she is real of course and not just a cardboard cutout.

 Anonymous (ed3e) 78614

File: 1336264009993.jpg (13.07 KB, 201x207)

Mucho gracias senor.

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78615

 Anonymous (6260) 78616

File: 1336264233810.jpg (6.83 KB, 180x180)

Does anyone have a high res of this?

  (c0b3) 78617

where has my Anonymous gone

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 78618

File: 1336264394815.jpg (716.69 KB, 1800x1800)

Right here bro

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78619

File: 1336264432892.jpg (66.03 KB, 332x330)

 Anonymous (6260) 78620

File: 1336264435547.jpg (69.17 KB, 595x658)


Your bitch is ok, talking cardboard Chloe, but tell her to lose the glasses and get a better hairdo

 Anonymous (6260) 78621

File: 1336264472546.jpg (67.84 KB, 360x239)

  (c0b3) 78622

File: 1336264773665.jpg (52.94 KB, 612x612)

this is as good as it gets

 Anonymous (6260) 78623

File: 1336264835057.jpg (18.05 KB, 400x309)


thanks, nameless one

  (c0b3) 78624

File: 1336264859207.jpg (160.59 KB, 1024x765)

  (c0b3) 78625

File: 1336265042226.jpg (39.67 KB, 612x816)

is this her 15th birthday?

 Anonymous (6260) 78626


Yes. And she looked heartbreaking in those pics

  (c0b3) 78627

File: 1336265157360.jpg (84.78 KB, 1024x1365)

I count 15 candles on this one

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 78628


>That feel when you'll never attend Chloe's Birthday Parties.

 Anonymous (6260) 78629

File: 1336265688217.png (308.12 KB, 388x380)

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78630

File: 1336265703636.jpg (24.54 KB, 348x343)

 Anonymous (8517) 78631

File: 1336265938575.jpeg (76.17 KB, 600x450)

 Anonymous (0a6a) 78632


>you will never buy Chloe a set of delicious sky-blue lingerie

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78633

File: 1336266032238.jpg (35.09 KB, 704x400)

 Anonymous (6260) 78634

File: 1336266071317.jpg (37.36 KB, 480x640)


Out of all her looks this is probably one of my favorites

 Anonymous (c0b3) 78635

File: 1336266118111.jpg (299.17 KB, 1280x951)


File: 1336266149809.jpg (26.34 KB, 324x279)


didn't she say somewhere she had a low key 15th somewhere and that instead they'd go all out on her 16th?wtf.


 Anonymous (c0b3) 78637

File: 1336266187985.png (418.15 KB, 480x480)

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 78638

File: 1336266202295.jpg (30.91 KB, 480x360)

Na mate. This is it.

 Anonymous (6260) 78639


Let chlomo have her big 16th birthday party

she deserves it

 Anonymous (ed3e) 78640

Compared to what kids would do given the leverage nowadays I would call having cake with friends in a huse pretty low key, the cake doesnt even look alltogether too expensive. Just think how much she will change following her 16th, will it be good or bad change?

 Anonymous (c0b3) 78641

everyone knows what happens on a girls 16th…

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 78642

>Says it'll be low key
>Has party with pictures taken
Famous people logic.

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78643

File: 1336266412323.gif (408.32 KB, 499x327)

 Anonymous (ed3e) 78644

Ive seen people taking pictures of themselves while sitting alone in starbucks, its just an idiotic self obsessed convention that has developed, to document every wakeing moment of your life in pictorial form. Seems pontless to me.

 Anonymous (8517) 78645

File: 1336266536832.jpg (30.13 KB, 500x667)

 Anonymous (c0b3) 78646


 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 78647

File: 1336266692595.png (1.58 MB, 990x1317)

Good point! I agree, 100%

 Anonymous (6260) 78648


small party at home with friends is the definition of low key and taking pics at one's birthday is one of the most common things in the whole world

 Anonymous (6260) 78649

File: 1336266833989.jpg (76.41 KB, 500x667)


File: 1336266863791.jpg (94.62 KB, 878x350)

i come from a fairly well off (in the scheme of things) household and for my 15th i had about 5 people sleep over and in the night we sneaked out to smoke weed in a bush in the park. that is living. fuck disney cake. oh and my first gf broke up with me the day before.

btw. my @henelks twitter attempt to get closer to chloe seems to have failed as she is now following the real henelks on twitter. at least i disturbed her universe in some way. don't think less of me chloe that's all I wanted - to register in some way.

  (c0b3) 78651

File: 1336266923999.jpg (285.12 KB, 556x743)

 Anonymous (ed3e) 78652

>wanting to register on chloes radar
>not killing el presidente

  (c0b3) 78653


thats exactly what I think everytime I see that pic

 Anonymous (6260) 78654

Don't go to the index page.

Just … DON'T

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 78655


 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78656

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78657

somebody tell me quick before i go

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78658

fuck this shit, i am not afraid

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 78659

Dont do it Dante. I swear. You'll regret it. Please, for me.

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78660

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78661

but is something bad bad bad?

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 78662

It is terrible. Not let that tempt you into doing it. I'm only thinking of you bro <3

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78663

oh shit, better i stay here



well its a load of shit obviously but i would recommend you stay away for now.

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 78665

Its all going to be OK.

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78666

File: 1336267849535.jpg (17.58 KB, 444x361)

guys guys i'm nervous

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78667

can i go now?

  (c0b3) 78668


Cameron Fuller is going to be a father

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 78669

You douche bag.

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78670

what are you talking about?

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78671

File: 1336268015814.jpg (38.18 KB, 704x400)

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shitt, it it is what i'm thinking cheddar?

  (c0b3) 78672

dont wory Dante it's just a satire troll site

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78673

please is not what i'm thinking right?

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 78674

It isn't real. I swear. *hug*

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78675

File: 1336268109502.jpg (352.08 KB, 704x400)

fuck this shit i'm going to the index page, I'M FUCKING READY!

  (c0b3) 78676


it's just a joke site saying Chloe is pregas… dont let this rustle you in the slightest

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 78677

No Dante, you've doomed us all.

 Anonymous (ed3e) 78678

File: 1336268811650.jpg (421.27 KB, 675x900)

I mean like seriously guys does this frame look pregnant to yall

 Anonymous (6260) 78679

File: 1336268865705.jpg (21.84 KB, 244x453)


No one said she was in the 8th month.

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 78680

Early stages in pregnancy don't effect how you look dramatically but I have other evidence back on the thread.

 Anonymous (ed3e) 78681

Yes but to detect a pregnacy you have to be a good bit into it as far as I am aware and she is looking as slim as I have seen her in a good while.

 Woods!XRay5wdF.U 78682

File: 1336269115259.jpg (26.78 KB, 616x377)

better i'll go for a few hours, see ya'll later brothers

 Woods!XRay5wdF.U 78683

File: 1336269640661.jpg (38.18 KB, 704x400)

i just can't leave

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 78684

File: 1336271932414.png (662.86 KB, 620x608)

And everything went back to normal

 Anonymous (ed3e) 78685

File: 1336272158574.jpg (106.13 KB, 552x594)

Well not really, my respect for the chlobros as a fan unit has yet again dropped somewhat

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 78686

File: 1336272342094.png (294.67 KB, 500x500)

i think i'm ok now some of my jimmies were rustled

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 78687

File: 1336272554819.jpg (500.32 KB, 1000x787)

I know, we suck

 Anonymous (6260) 78688

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 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 78689

Still not sure if Whitney Houston is trolling us from the dead.

 Anonymous (57b6) 78690

File: 1336273783480.jpg (60.62 KB, 400x388)

And yet again I missed another shitstorm

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