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 Chloë Thread #54 69349


>Chloë time?

>Chloë time


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 Anonymous (5549) 69357

whadda sexy kid


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 Anonymous (05f0) 69359

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Consciousness is Chloë time.


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>implying unconscious time isn't Chloe time aswell.


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 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 69364

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the bbq effect gave me nightmares about accidentally eating meat last night.

 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 69365

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 Anonymous (8f81) 69366

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>You will never enjoy any of those times/dates with Chloe

 Anonymous (5215) 69368


 Anonymous (6081) 69369

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 Anonymous (8f81) 69371

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 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 69372

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if chloe's face here was grafted onto a pillow and then edited to look like it was a beautiful agony entry would that be considered a fake?


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 DANGER;prodigy!!txc0ZK1Cc6 69374

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what was it

 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 69375

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 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 69376

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It was a picture of chloe's friend with some nonsense about her being an industrial strength fluffer if i remember correctly.

 Anonymous (6ea1) 69377

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 DANGER;prodigy!!txc0ZK1Cc6 69378

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>just one.
now sleep.

 Anonymous (6ea1) 69379

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So quiet. Feel like I am all alone and noone understands me.

Maybe, except that little strange boy, Owen, who lives next door…

 DANGER;prodigy!!txc0ZK1Cc6 69380

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 Anonymous (6ea1) 69381

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>That feeling when you are the last one standing…

 DANGER;prodigy!!txc0ZK1Cc6 69382

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>That feeling

 Anonymous (6ea1) 69383

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You don't know, what I have been through for so many years. You will never know the pain I am carrying.

You are just like any other boys, liking candy, trying to offer me sweats.

Well, okay. I am gonna eat your damn candy, but I am not gonna like it!

 DANGER;prodigy!!txc0ZK1Cc6 69384

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>You don't know, what I have been through for so many years.
>You don't know, what I have been
>don't know, what I
>know, what

 Anonymous (6ea1) 69385

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I have a dark side. A side that I am not proud of. A side that few people see and if they do, it will be the last thing, that they see.

Owen, he somehow sees past this. I am thinking, he also has a dark side. Maybe he and I are not so different. In each of our own way, that is.

 DANGER;prodigy!!txc0ZK1Cc6 69386

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>A side that I am not proud of.
>it will be the last thing, that they see.

 Narwhal !FisPY5nvaE 69387

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I bought the dolly mag today

so awkward going through the checkout


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 DANGER;prodigy!!txc0ZK1Cc6 69389

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what else did you buy with it. or did you really purchase just the magazine by itself.

 Narwhal !FisPY5nvaE 69390

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i bought a drink to make it less…. weird


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Not as awkward if you also bought

A cucumber

 Anonymous (6ea1) 69392

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I once had a doll, but that is so long ago. Now, I mostly just like playing with puzzles.

Noone understands me, but that boy, Owen. He likes puzzles too.

 Anonymous (e4fb) 69393

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we need a picture of you Narwhal. I need a visual image of the person that would be buying the Dolly magazine.

 Narwhal !FisPY5nvaE 69394

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it came with a make-up kit aswell

 DANGER;prodigy!!txc0ZK1Cc6 69395

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Tried it yet? Do you look pretty?

 Anonymous (6ea1) 69397

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I could use that make-up kit, please. Sometimes I get really a really bad rash.


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 are you doing this on purpose DANGER;prodigy!!txc0ZK1Cc6 69399

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>Sometimes I get really a really bad rash.
>really a really

 Anonymous (6ea1) 69400

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Don't try to mock my great writing skills, you wouldn't want to make me angry.

Noone can understand the trouble with writing, when you have been sleeping for half of your last 200 years, like I have. And school is like 180 years ago!

 Anonymous (e4fb) 69401

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 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 69402

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Ahahahh. Make yourself pretty for Chloe!

 Narwhal !FisPY5nvaE 69403

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i threw it away because i felt like fag

 Anonymous (6ea1) 69404

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Why? It's not like that was a new feeling for you…

 Narwhal !FisPY5nvaE 69405

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Could at least given in to Dante.

 Anonymous (6ea1) 69407

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Something is wrong with this thread. It's making me feel strange.

 Anonymous (6ea1) 69408

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You wanna have a go at me?

 Narwhal !FisPY5nvaE 69409

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 Anonymous (6ea1) 69410

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I am right behind you…

 Narwhal !FisPY5nvaE 69411

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Where chloe????????

 Anonymous (6ea1) 69412

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 Anonymous (6ea1) 69413

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 Narwhal !FisPY5nvaE 69414

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y anon


 Anonymous (6ea1) 69415

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Who is Chloë?

I am Abby and I live just over there. I fell. Could you please carry me home?

 Narwhal !FisPY5nvaE 69416

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Ill carry you home in my arms dear

 Anonymous (6ea1) 69417

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 Anonymous (6ea1) 69418

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 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 69419

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Oh my god :'(

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 69420

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Afternoon, all.

 Narwhal !FisPY5nvaE 69421

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pls dnt hert me abby

 Anonymous (6ea1) 69422

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Hi, Cheddar.

Just so you know, we can't be friends.

 Anonymous (6ea1) 69423

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Okay, I won't.

Have you met my father, Narwhal?

 Narwhal !FisPY5nvaE 69424

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 Anonymous (6ea1) 69425

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Hello, young friend.

Would you mind coming with me for just a second?

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 69426

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Why not?

 Narwhal !FisPY5nvaE 69427

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errrr sure.

your daughter? shes strange. she asked me to take her home.

 Solar!!7jvwXbIqxQ 69428

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 Anonymous (6ea1) 69429

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That is just how it is

 Anonymous (6ea1) 69430

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 Solar!!7jvwXbIqxQ 69431

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 Anonymous (6ea1) 69432

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 Narwhal !FisPY5nvaE 69433

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it was only a kiss, how did it end up like this…

 Anonymous (6ea1) 69434

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Well, with all this blood. I think it is time for Abby to go to sleep for the day.

 Anonymous (9758) 69435

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Hey guys! wats goin on here…

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 69436

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>Bitches don't know about ma swag

 Solar!!7jvwXbIqxQ 69437

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 Anonymous (6ea1) 69438

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Not much

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 69439

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A whole lot a Chloe

 Anonymous (9758) 69440

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 Solar!!7jvwXbIqxQ 69441

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 Anonymous (6ea1) 69442

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Where is this picture from?

 Narwhal !FisPY5nvaE 69443

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12:30 now, goodnight.

 Solar!!7jvwXbIqxQ 69444

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Young Artist Awards 2007

 Anonymous (6ea1) 69445

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How can it be 12:30?

Dosn't timezones only work by the hour? Where in the world do you live?

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 69446

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Bye bye

 Anonymous (6ea1) 69447

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Thanks, and this one? :)

 Solar!!7jvwXbIqxQ 69448

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 Solar!!7jvwXbIqxQ 69449


Poker House Screening, LA Film Festival 2008


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 Narwhal !FisPY5nvaE 69451


South australia. Gmt 9:30+

Now I should actually go to bed. Night bros

 Solar!!7jvwXbIqxQ 69452

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 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 69453

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Awww look at dis!

 Anonymous (6ea1) 69454

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 Anonymous (beff) 69455

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His clock is just probably wrong, for instances I have thre clocks within my field of vission, one reads 08:03 another 16:05 and the other 15:05.
Timezones do not stick to the hour btw.

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 69456

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Oh shit this pic made me lol

 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 69457

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Hey solar has Teri mentioned anything on FB about leaving for Toronto?

>so faboost

 Anonymous (6ea1) 69458

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Well, color me confused.

Learned something new today:

Seems like there are a few places where timezone is not by the hour. What kind of twillight zone crap is that!?

 Solar!!7jvwXbIqxQ 69459

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No, nothing.


 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 69460

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There's more

 Anonymous (6ea1) 69461

My guess is they are leaving wednesday or thursday.

 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 69462

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Ah ok cheers anyway.


Hahah, oh my

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 69463

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Oh my

 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 69464

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 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 69465

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First time I've seen this one

 Solar!!7jvwXbIqxQ 69466

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Who is that guy?

 Anonymous (beff) 69467

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 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 69468

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First time I've seen that too so I guess that is why.

 Solar!!7jvwXbIqxQ 69469

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 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 69470

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Some tumblr guy. No one important.

 Solar!!7jvwXbIqxQ 69471

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 Solar!!7jvwXbIqxQ 69472

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 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 69473

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Might want this pic instead

 Anonymous (6ea1) 69474

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She is so beautiful and cute in that picture. She knows to keep her head down a bit to make the most of her best features.

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 69475

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Awww yeah.

>dat chin

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 69476

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 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 69477

Turns out he is some kind of faggot.


 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 69478

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 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 69479

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Abby♥..was here, really?

 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 69480

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Oh he is a someone.


Chloe must never see these pics otherwise she might find them funny because he is a someone.

 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 69481


Any one by any chance know the source of this - looks like faboost summer London 2011 Chloe.

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 69482

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 69483

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 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 69484

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 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 69485

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It'd be creepy as fuck wouldn't it? Badly photoshopped/painted pictures of him with her. Scary.


 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 69486

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Nah cos it's clearly a part of some joke. She'd laugh.

 Anonymous (beff) 69487

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Do you think if I showed her all the pictures I have shopped myself into with her she would laugh, I hope so, thet're not creepy at all.

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 69488

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Laugh at him*

 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 69489

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Do you have 65,414 fans and are clearly some sort of recognised comedian? If so yes.

 Anonymous (917d) 69490

I don't give a fuck who you are or where you live, you can count on me to be there just to bring your life to a hellish end. I'll put you in so much fucking pain that it'll make Jesus being nailed to the cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don't give a fuck how tough you are, how well you fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I'll fucking show up at your house when you aren't at home. I'll turn on all the lights in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You're gonna start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll have a fucking heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for heart operation, and the last thing you'll see when being put under in the operating room is me, hovering above you dressed up like a doctor. When you wake up after the operation, you'll be scared for your fucking life, wondering what I did to you while you were being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home, I'll run you over with my fucking car out of nowhere and kill you. I just want you to know how easily fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I'd rather go to a great fucking length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing hell. It's too late to save yourself but don't bother committing suicide either…I'll fucking resuscitate you and kill you myself you bitchfaced faggot. Welcome to hell, population: you.

 Anonymous (beff) 69491

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The number of fans someone has really shouldnt make a difference in such instances but unfortunately it does. Its like abstract art, if some famous person does a yellow streak on a white canvas it sells for millions if your average schmo does it he gets laughed at. That type of mentality really kills me, I just cant grasp it.

 Anonymous (9758) 69492

have i missed something…? ?

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 69493

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 Anonymous (9758) 69494

what the fuck is going on ? anyone ? ?

 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 69495


The amount of fans he has only makes a difference in so far as Chloe could tell that it was definitely a joke coming from him whereas if she received them from the anon she wouldn't be so sure.

>Chloe would definitely like this twat

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 69496

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I want a Chlomo dream. I've been without for weeks.

 Anonymous (917d) 69497

United forever in friendship and labour,
Our mighty Chloë will ever endure.
The Great Chloë Union will live through the ages.
The dream of a people their fortress secure.

Long live our Soviet Chloë,
Built by the people's mighty hand.
Long live our people, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our crimson flag inspire,
Shining in glory for all men to see.

 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 69498

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>her face was completely emotionless.

I lol'd, sorry.

 Anonymous (917d) 69499

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>you stand before Chloe, she is riding in a litter, in impeccable white and purple robes, her eyes cool and pale, she radiates a dignified beauty that seems completely unperturbed by the dust and heat of the battlefield
>You are summoned forward with your second in command, still red-faced, your hair and undershirt wet with sweat, face streaked with ash, dirt and blood, the same blood that marks your armor. Your helm and breastplate are dented
>You kneel before her, as is customary, and the attending eunuch raises his voice to declare your title
>She abruptly cuts him off; "No its quite alright Chancellor Uthor, I know the name and station of our commander"
>Your second in command hands you the enemy battle standard, ripped and bloodstained but held with great care, to you. Taking the standard in both hands, you lay it out full-length in front of her litter
>"My Queen, the city has fallen. Your men performed magnificently today, the Boxxinishi elders here have agreed to your suzerainty".
>A wry smile crosses the Queens face. She crosses her arms. "Thank you commander, your service pleases me greatly…as a reward you may be seated next to me tonight when I take supper in my newly captured palace. Your men have finished clearing it?"
>"Not yet my queen, but I promise you, you shall have your supper"
>She is positively delighted. "I had no reason to doubt you commander". The eunuchs begin milling about, your signal to leave the royal presence. Your eyes meet briefly and she beams at you
>As the Queen's retinue moves on, you turn to your closest officers, now gathered around you
>"Well men, you heard your Queen's orders. Set to it."
>You pull your helm down over your head once more and begin the dusty ride back into the frey

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 69500

File: 1338224151330.jpg (107.78 KB, 500x588)

Not sure if teenage girl humour or just not funny.

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 69501

File: 1338224245199.jpg (594.68 KB, 1920x800)

>Trying to talk
>Copypasta everywhere

 Anonymous (beff) 69502

File: 1338224262737.jpg (77.04 KB, 500x489)

Cupcakes, how relevant.
Heres what you do, set your alarm for like an hour before you would normally wake up, when you wake up think of nothing but chloe intensely untill you drift off again. Enjoy an hour of chloe related dreams, wake up and vividly remember everything that went on.
In my own expereince I always recall dreams that occur when I have woken up a short period of time before my normally wakey time and then gone back to sleep. Doesnt always work though.

 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 69503

File: 1338224283043.png (20.01 KB, 277x43)

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 69504

File: 1338224343207.jpg (87.58 KB, 287x400)

 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 69505

File: 1338224612490.jpg (26.19 KB, 500x236)

I think the photoshops were done by his fans.

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 69506

File: 1338224852571.jpg (97.02 KB, 400x266)

She must be related to Ernesto, eyyy?

>Still not sure if he is funny

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 69507

File: 1338225133368.png (295.42 KB, 420x393)

>Teenage girls

No chance.

 Anonymous (beff) 69508

File: 1338225593744.jpg (34.26 KB, 620x413)

Its ok for me to be attracted to chloeGMoretz because fuck societies conventions thats why, I'll be attratcted to whomever the fuck I wanna be, ya hear me world.
Also because she is chlobviously extremely whopper looking.

 Anonymous (9758) 69509

File: 1338225965866.jpg (1.46 MB, 3264x4896)

Now get back to the real world, to your friends and family and repeat it proudly

 Anonymous (9758) 69510

File: 1338227053130.jpg (36.45 KB, 326x386)

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 69511

File: 1338227263017.jpg (10.3 KB, 200x200)

That is a news story right there.

 Anonymous (05f0) 69512

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 Anonymous (1f2c) 69513


LOL. Maximum faggotry. But all will be forgiven if you scan it for us

 Anonymous (917d) 69514

> You will never be Chloe's toy rabbit

 Anonymous (917d) 69515

WOW SON, U BUT ANGREY. I hav neer seen sum1 so pooper peeved, u ned to tak chilpil and stop raping your ownasswit with husband. you are the gayest fgt in fgtopia, no u r the mayor. lol u troled so fukin hard u wan sum ice for the ASSBURN? U cry tears of blud and cum ur mom's penis out your angry butthole. gb2 pussybaby land where u git own3d by dick "omg i love sukn dicks and crying to link park" - You. ur butt is evaporating cum bcuz it is steaming wit angr. SUMBUDY IS ANALLY ANGUISHED its lik u r seeding wit raeg

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 69516

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3rd time's the charm

 Anonymous (1f2c) 69517

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 Anonymous (917d) 69518

good work

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 69519

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 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 69520

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 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 69521

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 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 69523

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That's just asking for some Chlobro meetup captions.

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 69524

File: 1338232020211.jpg (29.93 KB, 360x480)

Not sure if turned on…

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 69525

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 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 69526

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 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 69528

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 Anonymous (1f2c) 69529

File: 1338232851549.gif (266.11 KB, 420x315)


Let me give you a hand


 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 69530

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 Anonymous (917d) 69531


 Anonymous (1f2c) 69532

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 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 69534


The implication with the photograph and the quote is that the US military are owed something from American's (and still are owed something) for keeping their country "mighty."

Why is it good that the U.S. is mighty? What's good about a mighty country? Is it accepted that this mightiness is at the expense of other county's (Iraq, Afghanistan, Vietnam?)

I'd hate that Chloe would be proud/pleased that the U.S. is "mighty." Hopefully she'll grow out of mindless patriotism.

 Anonymous (6ea1) 69537

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 Anonymous (6ea1) 69538

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 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 69539


Yes there is. Try and answer the questions I posed.

 Anonymous (6ea1) 69540

File: 1338235081036.jpg (517.31 KB, 1454x1986)

So, how many here think we are getting a new vLog, when Chloë arrives at Toronto?

I am thinking since she has been home for so long and been able to do almost everything she wants - she might be pretty bored fast when stuck in a hotel room in Toronto.

 Anonymous (6ea1) 69541

File: 1338235270565.jpg (538.24 KB, 2147x2016)

Short version:
The good side is the treat this country posses to any other countries - ie. "the police role".

The bad side is if the mighty country is bad or too corrupt.

So far I have no problem with US being that world police role country - but might not be so fun if China was to take that role in the near future.

 Anonymous (6ea1) 69543

File: 1338235604899.jpg (201.71 KB, 720x540)

I am sorry, but I don't think Chloë is into that kind of music. She is more into dub-step.

So, this song would most likely more be her - and the theme in the video is for the chlobros to serve as a warning:

 Anonymous (6ea1) 69544

File: 1338235960645.jpg (63.34 KB, 342x480)

Why is this twitter account still alive. This person is a passioned Chloë hater:

Though some of the tweets are quite fun:
>Your sense of direction is so bad you went shopping and walked out the wrong exit. It took the police 3 hours to find you.

>Many times you've walked into your neighbor's house and sat down to watch TV, not realizing you were in the wrong house.

>When negotiating, Trevor always tries to make sure you're already seated at the table before studio execs arrive.

>Otherwise, you have a tendency to enter the room, and continue walking out another door while the studio execs watch, confused

 Anonymous (beff) 69545

File: 1338236169231.jpg (122.14 KB, 688x530)

Opinions, I hate people with opinions contrary to my own, accounts should be demolished accordingly.
That'd be pretty sweet allright.

 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 69546

File: 1338236327781.jpg (76.49 KB, 638x360)


But it is corrupt and bad! The U.S. and Britain "police" the world in a way which violently (economically) liberalises the resources of small, weak countries. The U.S. since the second world war has been the world's principal antagonist to peace.

 Solar!!7jvwXbIqxQ 69547

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 Solar!!7jvwXbIqxQ 69548

File: 1338236638168.jpg (2.01 MB, 2333x3324)

More Chloe, less political bollocks.

 Anonymous (6ea1) 69549

File: 1338236723817.jpg (1.37 MB, 2000x2725)

Yes and no. There is no real right and wrong in this matter, I think. It is a game of playing with fire.

Yes, the US are properly mostly inclined to help if they see a economical benefit about entering the war - or that it somehows help their own economy from falling apart (oil money fx.).

No, the bad we see in many of these countries done to its people is sometimes so horrific that the rest of the world should not just sit back and hope for things to settle on their own. Sometimes violence is the only resort to helping out a country - but it should be a last resort.

So while I can understand your position - I also think, that sometimes violence is needed.

 Solar!!7jvwXbIqxQ 69550

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 Anonymous (beff) 69551

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Hey solar.
If you're so opposed to it move to the wilderness and live off the land instead of finnacing what you supposedly dispute. Be gratefull not to live in some african nation where food is scarce.

 Anonymous (6ea1) 69552

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 Anonymous (6ea1) 69553

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 Solar!!7jvwXbIqxQ 69554

File: 1338236934105.jpg (78.96 KB, 432x600)

 Anonymous (6ea1) 69555

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 Anonymous (1f2c) 69556

File: 1338236978024.gif (3.57 MB, 471x339)


> 2012

> chloe reaching 250k followers
> still waiting for a vlog

 Anonymous (6ea1) 69557

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 Anonymous (6ea1) 69558

File: 1338237057696.jpg (175.44 KB, 1300x800)

Dat ass…

 Anonymous (1f2c) 69559

File: 1338237121669.jpg (492.99 KB, 616x900)


> that same old tired 'opinion' excuse

There's opinions and there's plain old trolling and mindless hating and if you actually looked through those tweets you'd see there's no way to mistake one for the other

 Anonymous (beff) 69560

File: 1338237140275.jpg (159.97 KB, 400x405)

Dat skirt fold…

 Anonymous (6ea1) 69561

File: 1338237233600.jpg (200.25 KB, 996x1665)

Picture of Chloë on her trip to Australia back in 2010

 Anonymous (beff) 69562

File: 1338237317016.jpg (145.97 KB, 543x506)

While that account is most likely a trawl, that twitter girl that everybody on here seemed to virtually accost appeared to be just exchanging an opinion and had chloe devotees jumping down her throat.

 Anonymous (1f2c) 69563

File: 1338237325287.jpg (61.07 KB, 395x594)


dat Asa

 Anonymous (beff) 69564

File: 1338237365240.jpg (65.79 KB, 472x591)

Has chloe actually been to australia?

 Anonymous (1f2c) 69565


But we weren't talking about that

 Anonymous (1f2c) 69566

File: 1338237509629.jpg (818.93 KB, 3000x2000)

dat 'sign this unless you want to get raped' look

 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 69567

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Was it needed in Iraq? Sure they had a dictator that did a lot of bad things. But there are a lot of those that aren't on the radar (some that are allies). 1 million dead bodies chalked up for the "mighty" global police-force. 3000 as a direct result of American fire. 5 million orphans (20% of all children).

 Anonymous (beff) 69568

File: 1338237695197.jpg (85.59 KB, 767x652)

Well Im sure that trawl baby guy had negative opinions about chloe that instigated his anti chloe campaign, one does not simply pick a random celebrity and start going at them via the net for no percepitible reason. He musn't like her in some way.
And that twitter girl is relevant because she expressed what she thought about someone, however ill concieved her notions where and was attacked by alot'a folks from here, Im sure some of you guys dont like say elle fanning and have expressed negative sentiments about her in the past.

 Solar!!7jvwXbIqxQ 69569

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 Solar!!7jvwXbIqxQ 69570

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 Anonymous (1f2c) 69571


> Well Im sure that trawl baby guy had negative opinions about chloe that instigated his anti chloe campaign, one does not simply pick a random celebrity and start going at them via the net for no percepitible reason. He musn't like her in some way.

That doesn't justify in any way his trolling campaign and since he comes across as an idiot and a troll then I couldn't give 2 fucks about his opinion

 Anonymous (beff) 69572

File: 1338238328155.jpg (1.57 MB, 3688x2754)

Well you not giving a single fuck about his opinion, im with you on that one, doesn't warrant his twitter being discontinued. Sure he is an idiot but he is entitled to be just as we are with respect to whatever we are all idiots about, he just happens to be disobliging to chloes glory which we are highly passionate about, hence the backlash against twitter girl despite her not being a trawl.

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 69573

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 Anonymous (1f2c) 69574

File: 1338238582325.jpg (112.83 KB, 810x513)


> Well you not giving a single fuck about his opinion, im with you on that one, doesn't warrant his twitter being discontinued

His twitter was discontinued? Sweet

Like I said there are opinions (like those girls had) and then there's pure trolling like he did and if that got his account suspended then good riddance.

 Solar!!7jvwXbIqxQ 69575

File: 1338238635075.jpg (73.53 KB, 461x523)

>Leave for a few hours
>Come back
>stupid bullshit

 Anonymous (6ea1) 69576

File: 1338238674943.jpg (36.22 KB, 1080x607)

Great picture of Chloë. Sadly taken without flash it seems.

 Anonymous (6ea1) 69577

File: 1338238719944.jpg (103.99 KB, 1080x607)

Ah, here it is taken with Flash.

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 69578

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 Anonymous (1f2c) 69579

File: 1338238807092.jpg (17.67 KB, 263x268)


old joke is old

 Anonymous (6ea1) 69580

File: 1338238901260.jpg (529.47 KB, 1365x1637)

Sorry, but this thread was getting all depressed with the politics and boring stuff…

Sometimes old jokes can break the ice!

 Anonymous (1f2c) 69581

File: 1338238959913.jpg (82.9 KB, 642x546)


that's the spirit

 Anonymous (1f2c) 69582

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 !CalcLbWSVA 69583

File: 1338239203922.jpg (37.87 KB, 578x479)

Anyone wants to discuss the Greek debt crisis? imo they need the drachma back, most banks are well prepared for a greek collapse by now.

 !CalcLbWSVA 69584

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 Anonymous (beff) 69585

File: 1338239468819.jpg (78.59 KB, 735x835)

But all tose der midle eastern countries have many oil so greece should be rich, they can help themselves with all ther oil money just like iraq and afganistan.

 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 69586

File: 1338239665766.jpg (47.04 KB, 600x400)


The logo of the Golden Dawn party who won 7% of the vote and 21 seats in the recent elections in Greece.

>that awkward moment when FACISM.

 Solar!!7jvwXbIqxQ 69587

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 Anonymous (6ea1) 69588

File: 1338239865615.jpg (355.56 KB, 1120x840)

Found this picture of Chloë in Nigeria. Anyone knows when it was taken? I am guessing 2011.

 Anonymous (6ea1) 69589

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 Anonymous (9758) 69591

File: 1338240024896.jpg (90.31 KB, 399x600)

>mfw i have no idea what are people in this thread talking about

 Anonymous (6ea1) 69592

File: 1338240060151.jpg (184.67 KB, 785x977)

Hey soldier. TL;DR!



File: 1338240129978.jpg (826.25 KB, 1182x1597)

Pretty sure this is unrelated to Chloe. Please move to /bros/ thank you.

 Anonymous (1f2c) 69595

File: 1338240234861.jpg (123.25 KB, 328x268)


I loved that guy in Wolverine

 Anonymous (6ea1) 69596

File: 1338240264394.jpg (563.93 KB, 3607x2400)

Here is your Chlobro fist…

 Anonymous (1f2c) 69598

File: 1338240344801.jpg (18.56 KB, 444x473)


I like this guy

 Anonymous (6ea1) 69599

File: 1338240391445.jpg (18.49 KB, 590x300)

Sure thing!

 Anonymous (6ea1) 69601

File: 1338240654001.jpg (26.4 KB, 615x249)

Why arnt you fighting back, puss.

 Anonymous (6ea1) 69603

File: 1338240786578.png (71.1 KB, 250x363)

Hello, thedante. Heard you are up for some fun?

Do you like trees?

 Anonymous (6ea1) 69604

File: 1338240842296.jpg (63.89 KB, 570x379)

Too bad…

 Anonymous (6ea1) 69605

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 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 69607

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 Anonymous (6ea1) 69610

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 Anonymous (6ea1) 69613

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My work here is done. You might have survived, but Abby will get your blood. That is all that matters.


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Can I get hers?

 Anonymous (1f2c) 69617

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 Anonymous (6ea1) 69618

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 Anonymous (6ea1) 69620

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 Anonymous (1f2c) 69621

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 Anonymous (6ea1) 69624

File: 1338241379703.jpg (225.89 KB, 1023x1290)

I miss Chloë in a bowler hat :(

 Anonymous (1f2c) 69626

File: 1338241478163.jpg (42.15 KB, 500x750)

Did someone order a box of cupcakes?

> she sure looks tired in this pic

 Anonymous (6ea1) 69627

File: 1338241528039.jpg (503.86 KB, 1461x2052)

Wisdom of the day:

>Chloë is my bubble of illusion and at any moment she can pop it


File: 1338241542146.jpg (275.36 KB, 1078x1600)


It could be a box of rainbow panties.

 Anonymous (6ea1) 69630

File: 1338241627216.jpg (338.86 KB, 1500x998)

Maybe she is just tired of idiots taking pictures of her at her own door step.


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>That suicide when Chloe gets a boyfriend.

 Anonymous (6ea1) 69635

File: 1338241793770.jpg (1.23 MB, 1984x2711)

There's gonna be mass suicides on these boards.

 Anonymous (1f2c) 69636

File: 1338241795517.jpg (27.01 KB, 640x595)


I know. And things will only get worse for her as she becomes even more famous.


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>Counting the number of namefags the next day

 Anonymous (6ea1) 69638

File: 1338241947489.jpg (407.23 KB, 2000x1331)

That will be an easy count. Is 0 even a number?

 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 69639

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 Anonymous (917d) 69640

Oh cool, eurofags hating on usa again. That's so fresh and new. I just had this awesome /b/ flashback just now it was so cash.


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 Anonymous (9758) 69642

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The day this happens, i'll open the bottle of the best alcohol i can find around, get some ice cream ready, turn on some good music, and watch the shitstorm with the greatest and sweetest grin on my face


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>I was with you for the alcohol part

 Anonymous (1f2c) 69644

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 Anonymous (6ea1) 69645

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Chloë got a boyfriend?

That is it, I am out of here…

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