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 Chloë Thread #57 68338

>New threat


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 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 68341

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 Mr. Bean!!9bINe43AAo 68342

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300 posts on the dot.

By request of Cheddar, I have posted.


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>Creating threat 57

Pick one

>Your thread got deleted


>I killed Fro

Implying I'd get taken out by a Mexican with a Mohawk

 Anonymous (41b3) 68344

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>dat thread linking like it's /b/
and thread right above the previous one

 Solar!!7jvwXbIqxQ 68347

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You seem upset


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>Implying Dante's ramblings = good


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So Dante….Have you um… Checked the Neve 2.0 thread recently?


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 Anonymous (cfd9) 68357

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Well, the last thread turned to shit and this isn't starting any better


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 Anonymous (41b3) 68359

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You're not helping though are you…


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 Anonymous (cfd9) 68363

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this thread is beyond help, just like the previous one

 Anonymous (41b3) 68364

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Neither are you

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 68365

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I wanna punch people like you in the nose.


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you mad?

 Anonymous (41b3) 68367

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Let's make our own Chloe thread 57.5


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Never said I was

 Anonymous (3ebf) 68369

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How about a game of:

Top 100 reasons we will get a new Toronto vLog

100: It is bound to happen…


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 Anonymous (0af7) 68372

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Might as well think about chlorolyn again.

Anyone know who her cute mate is?


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Can I skip to 1

1: I told Trevor after making sweat love to him.

 Anonymous (3ebf) 68374

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99: She will be in Toronto, so a Toronto vLog would be logical

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 68375

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>Cute mate
>Pictured with Chloe
>Not even cute
>Ugly as fuck, IMO
>Chloe chan


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>I see her pretty face
>It takes me away to a better place

 Anonymous (41b3) 68377

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I know, all you did was bitch about other people not helping, much better!

 Anonymous (cfd9) 68378

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I stopped reading at 100. She just reached 250k followers. A quarter of a million. And you'd think she'd care about her fans. Keep dreaming bro. I'm sure the vlog will come out soon

 Anonymous (3ebf) 68379

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Toronto vLog reason:

Toronto is boring as hell for a 15 year old teenage girl

 Anonymous (0af7) 68380

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If I find her mate and go out with her Chloe will be attracted to me no?


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She does have some hot friends though. Nothing compared to the ultimte perfection that is Chlomo.

(right of Chloe)

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 68383

No, don't be a faggot.

 Anonymous (cfd9) 68384

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 Anonymous (41b3) 68386

Tashie sulleyman, i think, looks like a british white trash

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 68387

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You make me sick.


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After you bitching about no one doing anything

 Solar!!7jvwXbIqxQ 68389

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Bitches left the fucking fridge open.


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 Anonymous (0af7) 68391


Ha was looking at her profile before but couldn't make out from the pic.

>british white trash

Tashia Suleyman?

 Solar!!7jvwXbIqxQ 68392


Yep, here she is:


Looks like a right fucking chav.

 Anonymous (cfd9) 68393

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That's because Chloe is so hot and they need to cool her down


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>Looks like someone deleted the Neve thread

 prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 68397

Lol. I went to uni with dozens of girls like that, she's very rich believe me.

wtf why am i not tripping. this is prufrock btw.

her number's on her twitter..


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>Why am I not tripping.

>Has trip


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Wow! Neve didn't look repulsive there.

 Solar!!7jvwXbIqxQ 68403

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>Hey everyone, Inbetweeners is on!

 prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 68406

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Just added Tashia on fb. I've gone beyond.


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 Solar!!7jvwXbIqxQ 68408

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Oh you.


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Anyone have any screen capped /b/ threads? Like the chain or something?

So… How are you all?


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 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 68412

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Not too shabby. You?

 Solar!!7jvwXbIqxQ 68413

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Have we just warped into the last thread?


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>You will never be behind Chloe on a rollercoaster and get to smell her hair

Cheddar version :

>You will never be behind Trevor on a rollercoaster and smell his hair


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No, I got a few but was wondering if anyone had more.


Pretty good.


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 Anonymous (cfd9) 68418

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>2 pairs

>Do want

 Anonymous (cfd9) 68420

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He sounds like a broken record
I'm surprised that hfw.gif isn't also playing


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Yeah… so does anyone have hfw.gif?

Maybe there should be a request thread?

 Solar!!7jvwXbIqxQ 68424

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>requests for thread screencaps
>douchebag male friends
>bitchy/chavy looking female friends

Yeah… fuck this, bed seems more interesting right now.

(I have work in the morning too though, so.)


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 Anonymous (cfd9) 68427


> hfw.gif

if you would actually say what it looks like maybe someone can give it to you

 prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 68428

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laters that man

 Anonymous (cfd9) 68429

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>Bun this fam, gotta cop some Z's innit.

(Mans gotta par work 2moz, ya gemme? STEEDS)

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 68431

inb4 posting chedz


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I stopped asking for it, only since he insisted.

 Solar!!7jvwXbIqxQ 68433

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See ya guys.

(God I hate working at 6am, fucking bullshit, what cunt goes shopping at 6am?).


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I translated it for you


 prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 68435

Don't believe that Tashia's in bed yet.


 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 68436

I wonder if you guys would like this…

>Turning into music thread


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Someone who doesn't want to be seening buying Dolly and such?


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>Was listening to Blink

>Clicked that
>Understand stuff
>Everything went better than expected
>It was meh
>Reminded me abit of shit computer

A day in the life of Fro….

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 68439


 prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 68440

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I see what you did there. Bringing it all round again, just in time for narwal to get on. He's missed all the fun, today's been a barrel-full. Might as well be off too chaps.


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>The city of Fro


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 Anonymous (cfd9) 68443

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Who is this "he" and you didn't stop insisting since you mention it 24/7, So , for the second time: how does it look like, what does it contain?

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 68444

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Damn she sweatin


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>I'm surprised that hfw.gif isn't also playing

He was just asking for it.

I only ask when I see an oldfag appear but it's clear to me only Bong as it (under 'hfw' anyway).

It's chloe, crunches up her face abit and then chuckles, sort of thing…Yeah….


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My bad

 Anonymous (cfd9) 68447


> It's chloe, crunches up her face abit and then chuckles, sort of thing…Yeah….

it only took forever but you actually said what needed to be said. Give more details: how old was she, how long was the hair, did it look like it was at an event you know, was it animated etc


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Hello there the Trevor from my daydreams
The shadow in the background of your sister
The unsuspecting victim of me in your alley
We can live like Jack and Sally if we want
Where you can always find me
And we'll have Halloween on Christmas
And in the night we'll wish this never ends
We'll wish this never ends

>Trevor so cute


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Already stated that, pretty sure it's from LMI.


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 Anonymous (cfd9) 68451

> Already stated that,

I don't see where and since you are pretty sure it's LMI how about you watch the movie. skip to the chloe scenes, see when it comes on and request a chlobro to capture you the gif if you can't do it yourself

Problem solved (if you're actually looking for the gif with this 'hfw' stunt)


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Already stated I'd do that aswell….


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 Anonymous (cfd9) 68454

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So why don't you do it instead of bitching about it constantly? You're like a lost little kid going from stranger to stranger "have you seen my mommy?"


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Have you seen my hfw?


 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 68457


why fro. I was just about to knock off.



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 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 68459

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 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 68460

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 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 68461

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 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 68462

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 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 68463

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 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 68464

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that's better

 DANGER;prodigy!!txc0ZK1Cc6 68465

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 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 68466

>god i'm fucking weird


 DANGER;prodigy!!txc0ZK1Cc6 68467

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How do you go about finding them, seriously..? (I don't want to go do your thing don't worry) I'm just interested how you work it out. There is a picture, with a bit of building, and you find the location….



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Fair enough for the first two but

>the toilet, googled "white toilet london" or something

>the street. just looked around a bit on street view in the logical areas.

Daaaammnnnnn brah….

 Anonymous (cfd9) 68471

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 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 68473

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wonder what chloe thinks about all this?

 Anonymous (cfd9) 68474

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 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 68475

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lame. worked last time.


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 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 68477

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Posted 3 seconds after lol

 Anonymous (cfd9) 68478

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←– Cya

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 68481

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Good nigh

 thedante!s4jsf1HzKo 68482

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>tfw you always eat alone

 Anonymous (35d1) 68483

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 Solar!!7jvwXbIqxQ 68484

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 Anonymous (35d1) 68485

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Heres the birthday threads that ChloFro wanted

 Anonymous (35d1) 68486

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 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 68487

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 Anonymous (cfd9) 68488

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 Anonymous (e86d) 68489

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Does anybody know where this pic is from?

I don't know what's up with it, but she seems so… mature.

Damn, I'm not sure if I want her to be mature.

 Anonymous (e86d) 68490

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Another pic.

 Anonymous (35d1) 68491

 Anonymous (e86d) 68492

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That was fast, thanks bro.

 Anonymous (cfd9) 68493

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> he seems so… mature.

it's the flat hair, she looks younger with it like this

 !CalcLbWSVA 68494

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I just dumped exam i thought i would get top grade in, jebus.

 !CalcLbWSVA 68495

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 Anonymous (35d1) 68497


 Anonymous (cfd9) 68500

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 Anonymous (35d1) 68501

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>fake, hoax?
Haven't you seen the images? Of course it's real, I think they're blaming LSD for the attack.

 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 68503

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 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 68506


Chlomo is hungry and no one will deliver at 3am in Toronto

 Anonymous (35d1) 68507

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>zombie attack
It's just a side effect from a drug

 !CalcLbWSVA 68508

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That's what the government wants you to believe.

 Anonymous (35d1) 68509

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So how long is she staying in Toronto for?

 !CalcLbWSVA 68510

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and yeah it's real. Was stupid enough to click on "one ice pick one lunatic" the other day, now that was even worse than zombie guy. Holy shit, that was worse than 2 guys 1 hammer, thought nothing could shock me on the internet anymore.

 Anonymous (35d1) 68511

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Don't fuck with me, man.
This is some serious business

 Anonymous (cfd9) 68512


3 months at least

 Narwhal !FisPY5nvaE 68513


pls tell me what it is

 !CalcLbWSVA 68514

Well alright, this is a little fucked up for a Chloe thread so sorry (will delete if too sick and off topic)

He got some guy tied up in a bed, naked, with blindfolds on. He starts stabbing him randomly. Then cuts a little in him. Stabs again. Think he is dead at this point and he starts cutting off limbs, then fucks his naked dead body (where most of the legs are now missing from). The later also uses his foot (I think it is, might be a hand) as a fleshlight on the bed. Lets his little puppy eat some of him (he cuts his butt with knife and fork and lets the puppy bite in it).

If you google his name (Luka Magnotta) that /b/ posts everywhere about him, there's lots of info and pictures of the guy, from when he tortured and killed some kittens in a video and put it online in 2009 and there was a big facebook manhunt for him. If you google him you also find articles from back in 2009 about how to dissapear and never be found again…

 !CalcLbWSVA 68515

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So… Chloe is pretty cute, huh?

 !CalcLbWSVA 68516

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 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 68517

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what on earth possessed you to watch that you maniac.

 !CalcLbWSVA 68518

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 Anonymous (cfd9) 68519

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What? Neaaahh

 !CalcLbWSVA 68520

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Morbid curosity, duuuh.

 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 68521

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Maybe I am the freak because when I hear about things just knowing about it haunts me, literally the last thing I want to do is see it! Seemingly it is pretty normal to want to though.

 Anonymous (35d1) 68522

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Reminds me of the short film 'Aftermath'

 quinterwubs!i6j2BEa4Kc 68523


since no one seems to give a shit i'm just gonna post my songs here when i finish them. even if they aren't chloe related.

gives it a sense of finality.

 Anonymous (35d1) 68524

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 Anonymous (cfd9) 68525

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not even postan chloe

> mfw

I like it though. Small bits of it remind me of the UT2004 and mass effect soundtracks

 Anonymous (35d1) 68526

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>since no one seems to give a shit

 Anonymous (35d1) 68527

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Y u no let me download Faboost II ?

 quinterwubs!i6j2BEa4Kc 68528

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playing it now. been playing it most of the night.

i meant about me posting something unrelated to chloe

label is kinda shit at communication. dunno if they want to sell it. if no, i can give free downloads.

 Anonymous (a0db) 68529

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I know this sounds wistful, but I am the only one who feels, it is a quixotic effort to live vicariously through Chloë?

 Anonymous (cfd9) 68530

I wouldn't be surprised if there were a few more like you out there.

 Anonymous (35d1) 68531

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The lack of posters is disturbing

 Anonymous (a0db) 68532

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So what are the pro tips to get out of such a seamy situation?

Considering the logically awareness of the problem, but the lack of will to tear oneself away from it.

It is like an addiction.

 Anonymous (cfd9) 68533

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fine, here's a poster



the more you stay addicted the harder it will be to break away from it. We're all addicted here, just not on your level. A slight chlocaine from time to time is good but you sound like you're on chloe life support

 Anonymous (35d1) 68534

 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 68535

I just had the best orgasm of my life

 Anonymous (a0db) 68536

File: 1338379629337.jpg (10 KB, 240x320)

It is pretty intrusive to my daily life by now.

My every waking hour is spent thinking about Chloë and looking through the internet for any updates, waiting for her to wake up and start tweeting or just pressing F5 on different Chloë discussion fora's or celebrity sites.

This goes on from I wake up, on my work, in my spare time until I just have to press F5 that one last time before going to bed or just check up on her twitter one last time before heading to bed. And if I wake up in night and can't sleep, I will turn on my computer and recheck every bookmarked websites for new Chloë info (I have alot, including instagram account for Chloë and friends etc).

Im not getting anything done here, making no progress, but still I fall back to this behaviour the instant I have 5 min of spare time.

I have tried to simply get out of the house, taking walks, going to the cinema with friends (most often forcing them to see Chloë movies, not helping) or visit family. I just get bored and drift away in my thoughts longing to get home and check up on every bookmarked site.

I always feel a sense of relief when I finally get home and can boot up my computer to go through all the missed Chloë info on the net.

My favorite moment is in the morning with my first cup of coffee and simply going through all the news since I went to bed - but feeling empty if no news or tweets.

It is crazy. I am loosing. I know it.

 !CalcLbWSVA 68537

File: 1338381029853.jpg (37.87 KB, 578x479)

>It is crazy. I am loosing. I know it.

But that's how it is. You're here forever*, just like us.

*Forever being whenever Chloe gets a boyfriend.

 Anonymous (cfd9) 68538

File: 1338381209783.jpg (35.91 KB, 400x225)


> Forever being whenever Chloe gets a boyfriend.

It won't change the way I feel about her but I don't even want to imagine how some will take it

 Anonymous (de4b) 68539

File: 1338381591642.jpg (200.91 KB, 2589x1084)

even if she started to date the worst asshole imaginable ?

 Anonymous (cfd9) 68540

File: 1338381747808.jpg (135.25 KB, 532x530)


Why are you such a pessimist?

 Anonymous (de7b) 68541

File: 1338382072677.jpg (262.4 KB, 420x615)

im not, i doubt it will happen, i only wonder if your respect for her would still remian the same, if just hypothetically this would happen, its not impossible…

 Anonymous (a0db) 68542

File: 1338382359873.jpg (16.25 KB, 320x282)

>Forever being whenever Chloe gets a boyfriend

The most dreaded day in history. I am gonna need to find a girlfriend before that day for sure, or no amount of addiction would be able to make me watch pictures of Chloë with some boyfriend.

Might be the most dreaded day, but might also be the best day for my general health, as it could be just the amount of force needed to rip me away from the Chloë addiction. Make me wake up and smell the roses.

 Anonymous (cfd9) 68543

File: 1338382516589.jpg (60.13 KB, 694x689)


> f your respect for her would still remian the same

probably not

> wake up and smell the roses

roses, not rainbow panties?


 Anonymous (0af7) 68544

File: 1338382736125.jpg (851.08 KB, 1745x3000)

Yes you can all wake up and smell the roses and I'll wake up and smell the faboost.

 Anonymous (a0db) 68545

There is a fair chance that she will run into some douche, who just wanna bang her and show her off as a trophy for his friends.

It's a hunters game. But luckily Chloë's got the advantage as she is in a position, where she can almost pick and choose from anyone in the collective pool of young men, that she wants.

Her main problems are to sort out the douches and running into that one faggot, who is not interested in her, that will ruin and break her heart cause she is used to everyone longing for her that rejection to her will hurt even worse than to those of us getting abundance of them.

 Anonymous (3e16) 68546

File: 1338382927410.jpg (83.01 KB, 1280x798)

yes, thats it, get a girlfriend, im sure it would help, either that or go on a great chlomo destiny journey like dante wanted to, she will reject you and you will start to feel cheated, upset, depressed, mad about the time you wasted with her, and out of all these feels, youll just get tired of it and break your habit, your addiction will be over and you can live freely now
problem solved

 Anonymous (35d1) 68547

pool of older men

 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 68548

wtf why is it not memorising my trip


this hilarious joke was mine

 Anonymous (3e16) 68549

File: 1338383425918.jpg (485.6 KB, 2303x3300)

OR, she can find a nice guy whos ego will grow enormously because he got her and will turn into arogant selfish faggot himself
i wouldnt like to ever see her heartbroken, but maybe somewhere deep inside i would feel relieved, something will probably happen, she wont be alone forever, and she wont be with only one guy forever either, we can only wait and see whos heart will break and hope it wont be hers

 Anonymous (a0db) 68550

File: 1338383629807.jpg (78.87 KB, 424x283)

No, a dante trip is what makes haters out of fans.

Such a rejection will end with me becoming one of the twitter haters spamming her with hateful crap pointing out any flaws and just plain going insane.

Love is the only immediate cure, though it is not that easy to find when you are already smitten with love for someone else.

Thats the downside to being in love - it narrows the will for falling in love with others while you are smitten by some else. Human genetics working as intended. Make sure human is in love long enough to conceive kids before they move on to the next target.

That is why no other girls interest you as Chloë does or even feel pretty. Even though many others would say the opposite when looking at Chloë. BUT THEY ARE WRONG!

 Anonymous (3e16) 68551

File: 1338384113843.jpg (115.21 KB, 541x480)

i know dat feel,, but i usually just get naturally tired of it, i dunno, take the rejection then kill her maybe ? then there will be noone to hate, i guess you just gotta find someone youll love even more, someone that is reacheable, go for it and hope for the best, or find something you love even more and spend your time doing that instead…

 Anonymous (3e16) 68552

File: 1338384247040.jpg (37.27 KB, 411x404)

Just finished watching the ice pick video, it wasnt as bad i expected, the guy forgot to mention that the victim also had his ass fucked with a glass bottle,
but the whole time i was watching it, i couldnt help the feel that is was fake

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 68553

File: 1338390136535.jpg (66.06 KB, 1280x528)

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 68554

Anyone else in the /b/ thread?

 Anonymous (3e16) 68555

 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 68556

Fuck /b/

 Anonymous (3e16) 68557

File: 1338390894353.jpg (483.01 KB, 989x742)

 Solar!!7jvwXbIqxQ 68558

I went to the /b/ thread, saw someone be a cunt again and left.

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 68559

File: 1338391311003.jpg (17.44 KB, 180x200)

Why are you mad at that stuff though?

 Anonymous (cfd9) 68560


there was a post directed at him

 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 68561

File: 1338391446377.jpg (146.06 KB, 720x304)

/b/ is the arsehole of human culture. God knows why you people choose to post chloe for that load of vegetables amongst their drivel rather than on here.

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 68562

File: 1338391908531.png (435.4 KB, 391x616)

I saw it but it isn't a big deal to me.

It's fun posting Chloe with trolls and other random people. It also brings in more Chlobros.

 Cheddar!!woFEDRhtcg 68563

File: 1338392261428.jpg (1.75 MB, 2800x1760)

Anyways, I'll be chickenshitting for 5 or so hours. See yall.

 Narwhal !FisPY5nvaE 68564

File: 1338392966351.jpg (18.56 KB, 444x473)

 Anonymous (cfd9) 68565

File: 1338393084095.jpg (226.51 KB, 604x437)

Wow, we can't even cap a thread anymore

 Anonymous (3e16) 68566

File: 1338393463740.jpg (37.26 KB, 205x246)

we have a living chan just for ourselfs, why spam chloe there when you can spam chloe here ?

 Anonymous (cfd9) 68567

File: 1338394623514.jpg (27.03 KB, 357x299)


spreading the love

 Solar!!7jvwXbIqxQ 68568

File: 1338394998053.jpg (1.26 MB, 2270x3212)

 Anonymous (7ef7) 68569

File: 1338396018439.jpg (175.84 KB, 800x800)

Oh look, another thread full of adolescent angst over one of the various dudes Chloe hangs out with. Who gives a fuck? So what if she's dating someone, that's what teen girls do. Those that are serious with all this crying are some sad motherfuckers indeed. Oh and that bubble of delusion that you have created in which only you and Chloe exist and live happily ever after? That's all in your head faggots.

tl;dr get over it u pussies and post more Chloe

 Anonymous (3e16) 68570

File: 1338396136643.jpg (31.64 KB, 331x299)


They're obviously not interested in chlomo love, not everyone can appreciate such beauty as much as we can. Im all up for recruiting more chlo/b/ros but i think what was left there has already found its way home.

 Anonymous (1079) 68571

File: 1338396376852.jpg (37.58 KB, 329x439)

I really dont see the issue with people having delusions about themselves and chloe, its not hurting anybody but those who opt to live within a delusional reality so let them be and stop moaning yourself, every chlobro is deifferent if we were all the same posting her would be abysmally mundane.

 Anonymous (cfd9) 68572

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 Anonymous (3e16) 68573

File: 1338396414482.jpg (71.05 KB, 317x331)


thats just another one of those broken-record comments, it wnot change shit about anyones view

but sometimes i wish she would be found kissing some guy or even openly admit to be dating someone, just so this "waiting for death" can end, and sooner it hits us, the sooner well get over it

 Anonymous (3e16) 68574

File: 1338396562163.jpg (20.13 KB, 145x151)


The problem is that the higher in sky you get with your flying bubble, the harder youll fall back to earth when something bursts it

 Anonymous (7ef7) 68575

File: 1338396951567.gif (3.41 MB, 462x300)

I honestly don't have an issue with it either when you can control it/keep it to yourself, but when it brings the mood of this chan down constantly because of a few who can't control their mood swings then it starts to become a problem for me. Chlomo chan is happy post Chloe time for me, not cry-about-never-being-with-her chan. It's pitiful and sad and I hate to see bros acting that way. Maybe it won't help, but I can hope someone will read it and see just how delusional they really are and get the fuck over it already.

 Anonymous (32e9) 68576

File: 1338397162845.jpg (60.56 KB, 496x700)

this ^

 Anonymous (cfd9) 68577

File: 1338397350893.jpg (34.98 KB, 272x238)


Me thinks there should be a "baaawww" thread bros

 Anonymous (cfd9) 68578

File: 1338397455232.jpg (35.87 KB, 469x428)


and maybe we should merge it with the football thread just to piss off some britfags in the process

 Anonymous (3e16) 68579

File: 1338397600234.jpg (76.49 KB, 1280x720)

there already is one, solar is a sesitive soul you know…

 Anonymous (7ef7) 68580

File: 1338397660773.jpg (73.4 KB, 519x391)

Exactly, bubbles begin to fly too high and then when they pop things get really ugly.

It might be hard to hear, it might piss you off, but it's good to get a reality check every now and then.

I've been there. I know what the bubble feels like. Lucky for me it only lasted a couple of weeks before I got over it. Unfortunately for some bros they are dealing with a phenomena known as adolescence and the only real cure for that is time.

 Anonymous (3e16) 68581

File: 1338397694740.jpg (18 KB, 328x255)

As the war between light and darkness continues
Heroes and villains become harder to identify
Kindred spirits separated at birth
Fighting for their place in time to be solidified
The clock ticks faster and faster
While time runs a marathon in this babylon
But see, the end is only the beginning
The beginning of the calm before the storm

 Anonymous (3e16) 68582

File: 1338397916385.jpg (115.03 KB, 1317x918)

And now since this thread got too slow and less intersting, im going to make myself some pizza and sandwiches, hoping it will get better by the time i get back

 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 68583

File: 1338397932704.jpg (40.49 KB, 610x600)

Well, I don't know about the other bro's but for me it's all just a bit of fun. I've never cried over Chloe. Most of the "oh shit" boy-related moments have me grinning. It does hurt to some degree though, but it's nothing I can't handle.

 Anonymous (cfd9) 68584

File: 1338397936530.jpg (61.69 KB, 450x686)

> 2012
> not living in a bubble
> ishygdpop

 Anonymous (3e16) 68585

File: 1338398180678.jpg (338.84 KB, 1920x1200)

my bubble is pritier then yours,
yall aint got shit on my bubble

 Anonymous (7ef7) 68586

File: 1338398208846.png (366.72 KB, 400x599)

Since you are the one that starts these convos 90% of the time, if what you say is true then I'm glad to hear it. I just hope the others you are attempting to rustle really feel that same way.

 Anonymous (7ef7) 68587


>not shooping chloe into your bubbles

 Anonymous (cfd9) 68588

File: 1338398749634.jpg (17.78 KB, 210x230)


Gee mister, that's a big bubble you got there.

You're sure you're not trying to compensate for something?

 Anonymous (3e16) 68589

File: 1338398759827.jpg (319.71 KB, 1891x1179)

 Anonymous (cfd9) 68590

File: 1338398797685.png (91.91 KB, 243x284)


meanwhile, in MS Paint

 Anonymous (7ef7) 68591

File: 1338398853774.png (680.72 KB, 645x708)

I'm getting pretty excited about Carrie.

 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 68592

File: 1338398884950.jpg (77.04 KB, 500x489)


“Misery colored by the greens and blues in my mother's voice took away all the grief out of the words and left me with a conviction that pain was not only endurable, it was sweet.”

 Anonymous (3e16) 68593

File: 1338399086824.jpg (33.38 KB, 800x447)

worlds best graphics program

 Anonymous (cfd9) 68594


I'm a little worried. She has some pretty big shoes to fill and for this role she will completely have to let go of her self esteem (liek she said so herself) which is no easy thing to do considering it's part of who you are.

 Anonymous (3e16) 68595

File: 1338399338444.png (32.12 KB, 158x148)

And thats one of the many reasons why carrie is going to be a huge failure…

 Anonymous (cfd9) 68596

File: 1338399345126.jpg (226.51 KB, 604x437)


please stop

We could try and have a live MS paint contest. Someone picks a theme and we have like 5 minutes to do it. Should be good for some lulz

 Anonymous (cfd9) 68597


As long as she gives a great performance I'm ok with it. hick is the very definition of a failure but it was a treat for chlobros.

 Anonymous (3e16) 68598

File: 1338399752209.jpg (11.18 KB, 322x329)

thats at least one thing good about that movie, but i have some serious doubts about carrie, its not just about her performance, just the fact that theyre creating a REMAKE of an already not so great movie with actress waaaay too attractive for her role, how credible and good do you expect it to be ? i dont
but well see…

 Anonymous (1079) 68599

File: 1338399832951.jpg (51.43 KB, 673x524)

For what it was it shouldn't have been considered so bad by all the critics, I feel they just looked at it in the wrong way. However having said that, it will be hard for any of chloes potential frailties as an actress to hide behind anything whilst playing carrie and the movie is what it is as opposed to hick which is diiferent from your typical movie.

 Anonymous (3e16) 68600

File: 1338399881171.jpg (71.59 KB, 836x980)

I love that idea!
i dont see why you hate paint, or is it just my creations that make you upset ?

 Anonymous (1079) 68601

File: 1338399991526.jpg (31 KB, 458x520)

I thought everything about the original carrie was pretty good, laughed so hard at the car crash part, truely a top comedy moment of modern cinema. However crap or great carrie turns out to be one things for sure, we will get to see plenty of chloe and as we say with hick that is never and can never be a bad thing.

 Anonymous (cfd9) 68602


Sorry to burst your bubble but the original carrie is considered to be one the best movies in its genre, it's a true classic that got 2 oscar nominations for its lead actresses. You may not be fond of it but that doesn't change how highly regarded it is. And with some good makeup, bad hair and some tweaks they can make her look plain. ,

 Anonymous (7ef7) 68603

It's a remake of the movie title only. It's a brand new script written for modern day and based more off of the book than original. I agree that the original isn't as great as people go on about. That means it will just be that much easier for the new Carrie to be much better.

 Anonymous (7ef7) 68604

yes yes we've heard it all before because critics opinion and oscar nods are what determines if a movie is good or not

 Anonymous (3e16) 68605

File: 1338400734217.jpg (53.92 KB, 493x505)

but never ugly like bullied girls always are, no fucking exceptions
also, i know, but i dont have to agree with critics do i ?
overall, it wasnt bad, but it wasnt so good either, the whole idea just seemed kinda unoriginal and like it was wittien in someones tiolet in 20 minutes, i know its classic, and back then, i did have its value and originality, but remaking that kind of thing in 2012 cant end up well, i just hope that the talk about it being brand new and more book based then remake are true like this guy said >>68603, but its mostly just a poor excuse that many remake producers love to use to keep the audience excited instead of disgusted

 Anonymous (3ebf) 68606

File: 1338400773907.jpg (71.33 KB, 972x601)


This just in, and I love it:

Unless they were skyping with Chloë, that is…

 Anonymous (3e16) 68607

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 Anonymous (3ebf) 68608

File: 1338400959348.jpg (160.58 KB, 1200x785)

If they can make Charlize Theron ugly in Monster, they can make Chloë ugly in Carrie.

 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 68609

File: 1338401132211.png (595.76 KB, 1148x655)


Related? Probably a load of nonsense. I doubt Max means that literally.

 Anonymous (3e16) 68610

File: 1338401137018.png (60.88 KB, 300x284)

well then, lets hope shes about to work with team that is just as good

 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 68611


I'll believe it when I see it! Chloe's moon face is undecuteable.

 Anonymous (3e16) 68612

File: 1338401259264.jpg (374.94 KB, 2080x1384)


I think you guys should care less for your own good

 Anonymous (7ef7) 68613

Pessimism vs optimism then. I'm excited about the possibilities and will wait until I see the movie before I consider passing negative judgement. I also agree with out about the original. For it's time it was a good movie, but watching it now with a modern perspective it's just more 70's cheese than anything else to me. That's why I'm so excited about this new movie. Carrie was a good book and a modern remake could be very good. We already know Chloe's abilities to act so I have NO doubts she can own this roll. The script is a complete rewrite and they are diving into Carrie's head much deeper than the original. This is good, because we know Chloe has deep range so this project should really stretch her talents just like Hick did.

 Anonymous (3ebf) 68614

File: 1338401296549.png (764.24 KB, 481x641)

This is from Evan Suber's twitter and explains it:

>those creepy guys who are in college but still attempt to keep in contact w high school girls

Written by another girl. Hence Max had to pull back from Chloë to not become the laughing stock (as if) of all his friends for dating such a young girl.

The necklace thingy is just to keep Chloë in the friendship zone cause she is famous.

Almost feel alittle sorry for Chloë, but it is too soon for her.

 Anonymous (7ef7) 68615

It's funny how you use the same arguments used against you when the tables are turned. Tired troll is tired.

 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 68616


Unless that's a threat see:


 Anonymous (3e16) 68617

how hard it is to just stop talking about it?

 Anonymous (3e16) 68618

yes but still, and youre not the only one

 Anonymous (3e16) 68620

go away

 Anonymous (3ebf) 68621

File: 1338401682322.gif (4.1 MB, 519x304)

Chloë just arrived in Toronto and just woke up and found out… I think they are very much related…

Chloë needs a hug now, I think. She just learned how guys can turn out.

 Anonymous (3ebf) 68622

It is impossible. Everything involving Chloë is impossible not to talk about.

How hard is that to understand?

 Anonymous (3e16) 68623

if it is really related then theres also a pretty high possiblity he got to the rainbowland

 Anonymous (7ef7) 68624

File: 1338401856718.jpg (87.51 KB, 350x350)

Prufrock has promised to stop stirring the shit on several occasions, but he continues to do it. Just wanted to point that out and say it was amusing at first, but now it's just getting really predictable and old. Hopefully if others will ignore him, he'll stop doing it.

 Anonymous (3e16) 68626

File: 1338401861152.jpg (42.81 KB, 223x262)

its annyiong and depressing

 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 68627

File: 1338401914831.jpg (57.94 KB, 612x612)


I seriously don't think so. She'll have seen it, got a little worried/jealous, and put that up as an emo way to get him to text/reassure her.

 Anonymous (3ebf) 68628

File: 1338401957790.jpg (1.02 MB, 2100x2548)

That won't work. I am way too happy now. I don't believe it at all, sorry.

It is all over between those.

>Dat ass

We will know next time we see pictures of her. If the I.D.O necklace thingy is still on or not.

 Anonymous (7ef7) 68629

File: 1338402042373.jpg (110.66 KB, 319x480)

There there Dante, this should cheer you up.

 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 68630


wtf I'm not leading this!

 Anonymous (3e16) 68631

why do you apologize ? im not trying to troll or anything, its just what think did happen if your theories here are correct, which is questionable, shes hot, he wanted her, she wanted him, i see no problem here
i only doubt there was any romance or whatever at all

 Anonymous (3ebf) 68632

File: 1338402168521.jpg (427.17 KB, 1024x912)

Don't burst my bubble.

Everything is a possibility, but really… Look at the timing… He just made a sneak attack on Chloë as soon as she was far enough away for a long period of time.

My bubble holds the truth.

 Anonymous (3e16) 68633

File: 1338402178947.jpg (42.81 KB, 223x262)

Then just shut up already

 Anonymous (7ef7) 68634

File: 1338402181910.jpg (73.07 KB, 381x287)

> that feel when you are in the middle of a good carrie related discussion and it's derailed by max bullshit again

 Anonymous (3e16) 68636

blame prufrock

 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 68637

File: 1338402303386.jpg (756.35 KB, 3000x2100)

fuck this shit I didn't bring anything up.

 Anonymous (3e16) 68638

Your bubble holds an ubearable pile of bullshit

 Anonymous (3e16) 68640

go away, seriously.

 Anonymous (3ebf) 68641

File: 1338402483518.jpg (798.47 KB, 2100x2769)

Of course he wants her.

Problem is his hormons are raging like crazy and he wants her now, but she is too young and holding back (thats my Chloë).

So, he got needs and he got to think about his rep back home. He can't wait for Chloë while she takes off to Toronto.

Hence he has to pick up a girl his own age.

I am sure that there is something between Max and Chloë (atleast from Chloë's point of view). But they are not looking for the same thing.

But sure… When Chloë gets older he will go for her again, unless he burnt his bridges.

 Anonymous (7ef7) 68642

well fuck it, i guess carrie discussion was too boring and not enough bawwwws for some….hey dante post that link to the song you sung of that. i lol'd, good times.

 Anonymous (3e16) 68643

File: 1338402588670.jpg (64.99 KB, 360x358)

now thats some bubble

 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 68644

File: 1338402593213.jpg (34.75 KB, 460x462)

This usually breaks the tension

 Anonymous (3ebf) 68646

File: 1338402677178.jpg (1.13 MB, 2685x3391)

The rumours are all true. It is all over!

 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 68647


wtf man

 Anonymous (3e16) 68648

File: 1338402781806.jpg (12.17 KB, 133x140)

what else is there to say about carrie anyway ?
since noone replied i guess everyone already said what they wanted to say and shared their opinions, and thats where the story ends, i dislike this max bullshit too tho

 Anonymous (3e16) 68650

act like it

 Anonymous (cfd9) 68651


That sounds crazy enough to be legit

 Anonymous (3e16) 68653

File: 1338402987986.jpg (106.03 KB, 1274x711)

Not another one…just not another one for fucks sake…

 Anonymous (7ef7) 68654

post that vacroo again damn u!

 Anonymous (3ebf) 68655

File: 1338403075169.jpg (519.89 KB, 1280x1707)

I feel so happy and invigorated!

Lets go on a Chloë picture frenzy!

 Anonymous (7ef7) 68656


 Anonymous (3ebf) 68658

File: 1338403120462.jpg (399.87 KB, 1300x1558)

Happy days!

 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 68659

File: 1338403164224.gif (820.76 KB, 245x253)

Has anyone here every cried whilst masturbating? Tears of joy/sadness.

 Anonymous (3ebf) 68660

File: 1338403199521.jpg (1.05 MB, 1964x3224)

You have to look pretty far for better news!

 Anonymous (cfd9) 68661

File: 1338403210565.jpg (34.98 KB, 272x238)


No. But your post made me laugh while masturbating

 Anonymous (3ebf) 68662

File: 1338403239852.jpg (292.06 KB, 1023x1419)

Always… I thought that was normal?

 Anonymous (3e16) 68663

Lets PARTY !

 Solar!!7jvwXbIqxQ 68664

File: 1338403248251.jpg (220.62 KB, 996x1222)

Yeah, enough of the Max stuff now, kinda getting tedious regardless of whether they're friends, in a relationship or whatever.

 Anonymous (cfd9) 68665


I assume everyone noticed her eyes tens to go a little "off" (not that it bothers me)

 Anonymous (7ef7) 68666

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mmmmmm dem tastykakes
dat everything

 Anonymous (3ebf) 68667

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Chloë might be sad at the moment, but boy am I happy!

 Anonymous (7ef7) 68668

why else would I ask for it?

 Anonymous (cfd9) 68669

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I'm not gay but that song is pretty wicked. maybe its because I associate it with the movie but it's damn catchy

 Anonymous (3e16) 68670

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Where the fuck am i…? ?

 Solar!!7jvwXbIqxQ 68671

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 Anonymous (3e16) 68672

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ohoo shi-!
it dont bother me but neither does it arous me…

 Anonymous (3ebf) 68673

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She has always had that eye defect. It is not a problem at all. Part of the perfect Chloë package.

 Anonymous (cfd9) 68674

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In a pretty sticky situation

 Anonymous (cfd9) 68675

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I agree

 Anonymous (3e16) 68676

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i feel exacly the same!

 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 68677

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I've never noticed that!

Now I am definitely 100% in love.

 Anonymous (3ebf) 68678

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 Anonymous (3e16) 68679

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 Anonymous (cfd9) 68680

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 Anonymous (6d96) 68681

quite possibly one of the worst songs i have ever heard.

also, being stylish requires subtlety and moderation. that guy just looks like a tool.

 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 68682

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 Anonymous (7ef7) 68683

Post faggot music that's catchy as fuck


 Anonymous (cfd9) 68684


So is that dog's name missy? I thought that was the ugly one. But then agin this is the daily mail and they got brandon mixed up with trevor anyway

 Anonymous (7ef7) 68685

since she's an actress too it could be her premiere she was referring to


 Anonymous (3ebf) 68686

No, it is Trevors dog, Jaxon.

Mizzy or what it is called is that ugly hairless black dog/rat she has.

 Anonymous (7ef7) 68687

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No, that's jaxon (trevor's dog)..
here take this.

 Anonymous (cfd9) 68688


add trevor's dog in there too to make this complete

 Anonymous (3e16) 68689

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mfw my pizza arrived now, after about 1 and a half hour since i ordered it so i got a free coke, i even forgot i ever ordered it

 Anonymous (3ebf) 68690

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Chloë must have a real heart of gold to love that many ugly creatures.

Just shows how awesome she is.

 Anonymous (3e16) 68691

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just as i said, i was right, theyre all ugly…
why cant she have cats instead…?

 Anonymous (cfd9) 68692

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the first 2 are kind of cute

 Anonymous (3e16) 68693

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Its also increasing your hopes

 Anonymous (cfd9) 68694

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because chloe already purrs and makes noises like a kitten when she touches herself. One pussy is enough in the moretz family (well 2 if you count trevor)

 Anonymous (3ebf) 68695

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I have no hopes for Chloë. I am not that diluted.

 Anonymous (3e16) 68696

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One certain day, after earth was created, god decided to make dogs, to serve humans, and be their best friends, unfortunately, when he was done with making them, he had some shit left but couldnt make a single decent dog out of it, so he made some raterded looking, kinda like when youre baking cookies, and then, kind and sweet chloe moretz felt sorry for the ugly creaturs so she took them

 Anonymous (7ef7) 68697

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she does have one cat

 Anonymous (3e16) 68698

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 Anonymous (7ef7) 68699

i know, don't you just wanna pet it and stroke it?

 Anonymous (3e16) 68700

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ooh yeah, rub that cute little hairy thing and listen to her pleasurable moans and cute kitty noises

 Anonymous (7ef7) 68701

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 Anonymous (3e16) 68702

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Guys, i have an idea, let make a movie and have chloe play in it !

 Anonymous (3e16) 68703

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 Anonymous (cfd9) 68704


Yeah, I can see it now: a movie about a young adventurous girl who travels around the world making unconditional love with a bunch of nerds as she picks them one by one and brings them into a colloseum where they would fight to the death until one of them would remain alive, and he would be forever known as the rainbow keeper.

 Anonymous (7ef7) 68705

>making unconditional love
>making unconditional sweat love

 Anonymous (3ebf) 68707

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>known as the rainbow keeper.


 Anonymous (3e16) 68708

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but hey, really now, doesnt chloes family have a film producing company or something ?

 Anonymous (3e16) 68709

never seen that pic before…

 Anonymous (3e16) 68710

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lololol +1, you can stay

 Anonymous (cfd9) 68711

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How dare you come here and not name source?

 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 68712

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 Anonymous (7ef7) 68713

yes, treetop productions

 Anonymous (3ebf) 68714

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 Anonymous (7ef7) 68715

wowowowowowowwowowowowowowow why can't i hold all this love?

 Anonymous (cfd9) 68716


I'm not saying I like that picture

but it's G.O.A.T.

 Anonymous (7ef7) 68717

thanks. some of the video guys should create a kick-ass mashup with this playing lol

 Anonymous (3e16) 68718

so how hard is it to write a neat script, buy a tickets to LA, present it to them, make a movie, meet chloe, get money, profit ? i think so…

 Anonymous (3ebf) 68719

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wtf is up with all this posting without Chloë pictures?

 Anonymous (cfd9) 68720

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 Prufrock!!JyUh1Eb6mQ 68722

Someone gonna start a new thread?

Also where are ma trips tonight? (I know you're here dante)

 Anonymous (6d96) 68724

i can't lie. i lol'd pretty hard. 9/10

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