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 Chloë Thread #301 !!qVCz7BCtH. 13281

>Chloë Thread #301

Onward to 400, brothers.


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 Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13283

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 Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13284

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What's up with you now.

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13285

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 Ella (3b64) 13286

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i think this would be a good time to introduce myself cause hi i'm new here

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13287

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 Anonymous (df7e) 13288

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Sup ella welcome home. As long as you're a chloe fan you'll fit right in :)

 Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13289

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 Ella (3b64) 13290

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 Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13291

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Welcome newfriend, be sure to check out the guide here >>54009

 Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13292

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 Anonymous (df7e) 13293

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Is that a gun?

 Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13294

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 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 13295

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 Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13296

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Think so.

 Anonymous (3b64) 13297

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 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 13298

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 Anonymous (3b64) 13299

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 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 13300

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 Anonymous (3b64) 13301

What is that supposed to mean

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 13302

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 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 13303

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 Anonymous (3b64) 13304

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 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 13305

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 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 13306

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 `Anonymous (3b64) 13307

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 Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13308

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 Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13309

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 Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13310

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 Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13311

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 `Anonymous (3b64) 13312

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Sometimes i sit down and wonder why no one ever leaked those outtakes, i mean

 Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13313

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 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 13314

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One of us!
One of us!

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 13315

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The most dangerous comb.

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 13316

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3mg of alprazolam (Xanax) and wine.

hey you.

 Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13318

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 Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13319

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 Ella (3b64) 13320

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ios that a jawbreaker?

 Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13322

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 Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13323

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Stupid sexy, short-haired Chloë…

…Go away Kodi.

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 13324

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The the soul of a Chlobro.

 Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13325

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Hey Chloë! Great t- Oh er, sup Kodi.

If I see that fucking Kodi one more time…

 Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13326

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 Pterodactyl Dinozord!!IDx3lsAeXI 13327

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Hello, comrade


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 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 13329

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Happy newb year.

 Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13330

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I'll ship him to Mexico.


 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 13331

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 Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13332

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 Pterodactyl Dinozord!!IDx3lsAeXI 13333

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Are you gay or are you a girl?

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 13335

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 Pterodactyl Dinozord!!IDx3lsAeXI 13336

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How about we not worry about that for now?
This board is about Chloë, no?


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Oh, then you're a girly homo. That's ok.

 Pterodactyl Dinozord!!IDx3lsAeXI 13338

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That's not important, what's important is Chloë and the movies that she will make.

 Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13339

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You've found a friend!

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 13340

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 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 13341

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She will make all the movies.

 Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13342

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 Pterodactyl Dinozord!!IDx3lsAeXI 13343

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 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 13344

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 Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13345

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 Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13346

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 Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13347

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 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 13348

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master kodi>master bean

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 13349

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 Night Creeper (1a84) 13350

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> good time to introduce myself

> hi i'm new here
> Ella
Is that all?

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 13351

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 Night Creeper (1a84) 13352

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Good Morning!
Oh, btw, I had a dream about Chloë, it's my second one.
It was colourful, detailed and FUN! When I woke up it felt good and then realized how lucky I was. It's like I got paid for being ChloBro hahaha, gimme my third one nao!

I can't tell you the whole dream, becouse my english sucks, but I will write it down on my notepad like I usually do, in russian, with all the little details. Maybe then in the future I will translate it, but right now I need to archive my memories on the paper, it's priceless.
All I can say is, I was an actor, there was Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Nicolas Cage and Chloë ofc, we were at filming location, I had some close-up moments with Chloë, she was short-haired wearing white short shorts and white T-shirt, we were taking action scene, there was no Trevor or Teri :P

 Pterodactyl Dinozord!!IDx3lsAeXI 13353

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Last dream I had about Chloe was about hick
the second, I was in highschool and she wouldn't speak to me, it was like I was invisible.

 Anonymous (1a84) 13354

> my dream
> She wouldn't speak to me
> beta as fuck
That's horrible, bro.

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 13355

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someone just rang the doorbell and banged on my door at 1am.

here we fucking go baby. house is on lockdown right now.

going outside for visual inspection, stand by.

 Pterodactyl Dinozord!!IDx3lsAeXI 13356

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Yes it is.
She was a popular girl and I was unworthy of her attention, or so it seemed.

 Pterodactyl Dinozord!!IDx3lsAeXI 13357

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Are you dead, dude?

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 13358

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This isn't gonna go well

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 13359

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WTF so me and my brother and dad went out for a visual inspection, NO footsteps, ice everywhere so i have no clue how they ran and got away in a split second, checked every crevice, no way im sleeping tonight. have my machete, hunting knife and slugger by my side. gonna go watch the front window some more.

what if it was some ghost or some shit because my mom had the front of the house room and didn't hear shit. plus im watching a breaking and entering/kidnapping show, so its just fueling the fear.

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 13360

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>be earl
>never played knock and run
>thinks people are going to kill him
>is retarded
>had no childhood
Go to bed, Earl. You're drunk.

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 13361

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its -15 outside. ice everywhere so you can't run. no footsteps in snow. i don't think punk kids are going to do that to my house out of all peoples at 1am. there was a break-in not too far from me 2 weeks ago.

stop living in a fantasy world cheddar. someone or something did this.

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 13362

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"Hello! It's the burglars!" *Knock, knock* *Ring, ring* "Anyone home?"

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 13363

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what if they are scoping out the place. if it happens again in the next few days then obviously something is up. ain't nobody hurting my family or taking my truck. give me a reason to kill you fuckin nigger or white person burglar. or it was an entity of some sort. i really hope its not that because lol no more sleep for me. fuck they banged hard, i thought i was being arrested.

 Evan (d5da) 13364

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>ain't nobody
>you fuckin nigger or white person burglar
>i thought i was being arrested.

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 13365

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my ears are open….

anyways, back to chloe!

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 13366

>fuck they banged hard
I think I've read this one before…

Na it's actually possible. I would say you should try and let them know you are home somehow if you really think they're going rob the place.

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 13367

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Nothing really to talk about involving Chloe. Lots of newfags that might be from that comment on her instagram.

 Anonymous (d5da) 13368

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 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 13369

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 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13370

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>Nothing really to talk about involving Chloë
There's always something to talk about involving Chloë, like what her new year resolution might be

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 13371

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Sorry, Sir.

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13372

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>what her new year resolution might be
I'm gonna go with
- get in a stable relationship with a guy
- get a car

Or even better get in a relationship with a guy who has a car which she can drive all day

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 13373

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>get in a stable relationship with a guy
That sounds like a resolution for a middle-age, unattractive woman. Not so much for a 15 year old who is already in a relationship.

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13374

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Well I was gonna say "have sex for the first time" but then you'd have like 5 guys saying "bitch please, she already had that"

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 13375

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No I would have said: "Why are you so fucking creepy?"
And that would be a resolution for some neckbeard internet virgin aka earl.
You can't honestly think a girl at 15, Chloe of all people, would set a goal that they want sex by the end of the year?

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13376

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>You can't honestly think a girl at 15, Chloë of all people, would set a goal that they want sex by the end of the year?
I think she wanted sex earlier but that she needed to pass the 16 age gap so it would sound more acceptable in the ears of her mom / brothers

 Anonymous (207a) 13377

I knew my nigga Kodi got with it, that right arm is fresh out the cuddling position

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 13378

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I don't think you understand women or Chloe.

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13379

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 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13380

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the expert on women and Chloë has spoken

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13381

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> "Why are you so fucking creepy?"
To which I'd reply "Why are you so fucking stupid?"
There's nothing wrong with her wanting to have sex at that age or thinking that she'd want that

 Anonymous (207a) 13382

I know PLENTY of girls that make breaking the Hyman a resolution type thing, usually during the summer time and with a friend (spiritually, not physically together)

 Anonymous (207a) 13383

Chloe is not a virgin, ya'll might as well accept it.

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 13384

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It doesn't take an expert to know that you don't have a clue.
Play it down all you like. It's a creepy thing to say whether you like it or not.

 Anonymous (0f40) 13385

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 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13386

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>It doesn't take an expert to know that you don't have a clue.
Funny, I was thinking the same thing about you

>Play it down all you like. It's a creepy thing to say whether you like it or not.

I agree. 16yr old girls thinking or wanting sex is creepy

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 13387

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>I agree. 16yr old girls thinking or wanting sex is creepy
Again, playing it down.

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13388

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Nope. Just you blowing out of proportion something that is entirely normal

 Anonymous (0f40) 13389

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 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 13390

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Why don't you ask some of your family and see what they think?

 Anonymous (0f40) 13391

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 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13392

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How is it creepy? She's at an age where it's perfectly normal for her to have sex. But talking about it is creepy? Sure, you can say it's none of our god damn business which would be fair enough, but that doesn't make it creepy

 Anonymous (0f40) 13393

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 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13394

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I did. They think having sex at the age of 16 is a sin, and that girls at those age should keep their virginity until they get married in their 20s. That's how god would have wanted

 Anonymous (0f40) 13395

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>normal for Chloë to talk about it
>creepy for us to talk about
>can't get much more private than that

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13396

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And this is news? We have been discussing all the aspects of her life (friend, family, relationships) from day one. We've been consistently creepy if you want to judge it like that

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13397

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To finally sort out my Chloë folder

 Anonymous (0f40) 13398

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>big difference talking about Mia or Trevor
>and then about Chloë's first period or sex-life
>if you can't tell the difference, you're fucking messed up

 Anonymous (0f40) 13399

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>my new year resolution
>rejoice nightmares

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13400

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We've always been discussing Chloë. Stop acting like it's something new. Next thing you know you'll lose your shit when someone says she looks hot

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13401

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 Anonymous (0f40) 13402

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>hot vs sex-life
>different scales

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13403

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We've discussed her sex life and relationships a million times before. Stop acting like it's something new

 Anonymous (0f40) 13404

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>discussing it 1.000.000 times
>does not make it less creepy

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13405

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 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 13406

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And do they think you're creepy for wanting to talk about a young girls sex life and how she wanted to have sex earlier in her life based on no evidence and fuelled by your fantasies?

 Anonymous (0f40) 13407

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 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13408

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>And do they think you're creepy for wanting to talk about a young girls sex life and
They think it's creepy to talk about a 16yr old girl. Period. Or at least if you're older than 18. That makes 95% of the people here creepy and you're no exception.

>how she wanted to have sex earlier in her life based on no evidence and fuelled by your fantasies

Girls wanting to lose their virginity around that age is not a fantasy, it's a reality.

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13409

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putting yourself with a fag in the gayest of 'sports'
You're a bigger fag than I could have imagined

 Twilight (aafd) 13410

And how old are you kind sir? Hmm?

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13411

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15 years old
and I occasionally lift weights

 Twilight (aafd) 13412

As I am sir! Born on the 10th of February 1997. Guess who else has that birthday!

I also lift weights. Not occasionally. More like every hour.

 Anonymous (0f40) 13413

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 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 13414

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 Anonymous (0f40) 13415

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 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13416

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Now that would be something magical, to share the same birthday with Chloë

 Twilight (aafd) 13417

It's truly extraordanary. A calling from "God" to be exact. I'm destined for greatness.

(sorry for no pics with my posts, I'm on my fucking iPad)

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13418

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You just want to rub yourself in oil and start training for wrestling with Cheddar. I told you watching those shows only makes your vagina bigger

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13419

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You really are 15. The only problem is …
you've been 15 for a very long time. like 20-30 years

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13420

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If that's really true then you're one lucky bastard.

 Anonymous (0f40) 13421

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 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13422

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Not exactly. But you do indeed suck

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 13423

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So how about that Chloë Moretz? She seems pretty cool.

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13424

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Don't talk about her you damn creep

 Anonymous (0f40) 13425

File: 1356944057675_you_are_funny_so_i_wont_kill_you.jpg (32.04 KB, 329x258)

>just remember never to invite me inside your house

 Anonymous (0f40) 13426

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 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13427

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No problem. The only person I say "you can come in" to is Chloë

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 13428

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>mfw completely missing the point

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 13429

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How about this hypothetical actress that we like? She seems imaginarily cool.

 Anonymous (0f40) 13430

File: 1356944240932_bro_game_over.jpg (53.83 KB, 920x444)

>big mistake

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13431

File: 1356944247568_Chloe_Moretz_CinemaCon_2012_Awards_0n6XjrRq1z8l.jpg (101.97 KB, 462x594)

>mfw missing an obvious joke

 Anonymous (0f40) 13432

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 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13433

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I can only imagine … spending the holidays with her, skiing together, sharing a warm cup of coffee next to the fireplace

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 13434

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and here's me thinking jokes were funny

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13435

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 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13436

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Jokes are usually funny
but not on this site

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13437

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mfw that russian fan group has 7000 members

 Anonymous (0f40) 13438

File: 1356944639355_one_does_not_simply_watch_vampire_diaries.jpg (99.86 KB, 640x381)

>sounds like a challenge
>episode 31-33 here I come

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13439

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 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 13440

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>mfw they bought a set, covered it in watermarks, didn't release the ones without watermarks for a at least a year and claimed it was some kind of kind gift they did by giving them to us after we got most of them

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13441

File: 1356945053857_hmmm_2.jpg (109.07 KB, 1160x683)

We only got half and that might have been from them too. I'm grateful for any Chloë pictures we can get. Not to mention that, if that story holds out, they got those pics by hacking the eyevine servers. So mad props to them.

Not only that but I would have done exactly the same thing in their place. Sure, I might have added the logo/url more to the corner so it covers less of her (like just jarred) but I would have still watermarked the fuck out of them

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 13442

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Go and buy a set that we don't have in HQ then

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13443

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I thought about that but the prices for those things are astro-fucking-nomical

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 13444

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Reading their site rules. I don't think I want any part of that community. Seems a lot like the other Chloë chan.

Also, this has to be a bad google translation:
>Math is not acceptable in any form.

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13445

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>Math is not acceptable in any form.
Russians hate math

just kidding; probably a messed up translation like it happened many times before; Russian and Google Translate don't go well together

But don't be surprised by the rules. Most Chloë fansites are the same way. On one hand I understand them but on the other it imposes such an artificial barrier that I just can't stand

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 13446

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>watermark this to shit
>"get the full pic at chlomo.org!"

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13447

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>get the full pic at chlomo.org!
and then some guy comes in
gets them from here
adds it to his more popular site/tumblr page/whatever
people get it from there
you're left sucking your thumb

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 13448

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You get the pic after participating on the site for 1 year. True story.

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 13449

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If that's the case, Chlomo.org itself is almost ready for it.

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13450

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That contagious smile. They should show pictures of Chloë smiling in hospitals, it would save billons on painkillers

 Anonymous (a413) 13451

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>but I would have still watermarked the fuck out of them

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 13452

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oooh dat one year anniversary

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 13453

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I'm nothing but a chickenshit. See you tomorrow.

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13454

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 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13455

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>Chloe's birthday
>Carrie release
>Chlomo anniversary
A good start for 2013

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13456

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 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13457

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Good morning!

I haven't really slept yesterday, because I was the one who knocked on ThatGuy's door and that teleportation spell combined with the invisiblity trick takes long time to prepare. Not to mention the mystical sound-barrier placed on his mother's room…

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 13459

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 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13460

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You kids and your games

 Anonymous (a413) 13461

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I like this guy

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13462

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>kitchen nightmares
also known in the US as "Chlobros cooking dinner"

 Anonymous (a413) 13463

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 Anonymous (a413) 13464

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 Anonymous (a413) 13465

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Chloë legs. Chloë legs everywhere

 Anonymous (a413) 13467

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Meanwhile on imdb

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 13470

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 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13471

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 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13472

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 Night Creeper (1a84) 13473

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Good morning, again :P

I'm a member of vk.com/chloemoretz, ask me anything you want to know :P

> Swearing is not acceptable in any form.
Fixed that for ya.
> Russian and Google Translate don't go well together
Russian language is generally considered to be one of the hardest in the world (to learn)
Half of them are bots for sure. Feels like there's just 100 ppl, lot of girls, but all they do is lurking. I'm like one of the most active member there.

> Not to mention that, if that story holds out, they got those pics by hacking the eyevine servers. So mad props to them.
They said they got those by photoshoping imageglobe ones. Marks were removed by photoshop. Fima said it takes 1 day to make 2-3 pictures, it's what they meant by saying "lot of effort took to get those". And then they decided to put their marks lol. Yes, I do also think it was stupid and selfish decision. Also the way they released those in public was kinda silly. I am ashamed now for russian chlobros =\. It's like WTF, what do you mean it's a christmas gift? It's been almost 2 years!
The funny thing is that it looks like they got some JPEG-artefacts now, becouse they weren't saved as lossless. Jesus christ I hate jpeg-artefacts, is it so hard to save it as JPG at 100% quality or PNG?

 paranoik-kun!cxt6jyx9JU 13474

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Happy New Year

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13475

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>They said they got those by photoshoping imageglobe ones

I have no idea what you were trying to say here. What imageglobe ones?

happy new year to you too bro

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13476

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>I have no idea what you were trying to say here
Actually I get what you were trying to say, I just don't get what images he shooped.

 Night Creeper (1a84) 13477

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> imageglobe

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13478

File: 1356950622809_13001822295163.jpg (13.83 KB, 291x347)

but those are low res
where did he get the 4000x4000 ones?

 Night Creeper (1a84) 13479

File: 1356950841505_imageglobe27435271fullwatermark.jpg (1.43 MB, 4134x2756)

They're in public for free. I guess. Are they?

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13480

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Come to think of it. I'm guessing that the site has a zoom function like istockphoto

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13481

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Interesting. Unwatermarking images is hard as fuck. Mad props to Fima for having the patience to do it

 Anonymous (d3fb) 13482

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TFW no listing found for Chloë's Chin 3D on IMDB ;_;

 Night Creeper (1a84) 13483

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>mfw they bought a set, covered it in watermarks, didn't release the ones without watermarks for a at least a year and claimed it was some kind of kind gift they did by giving them to us after we got most of them
You know how much fucks were given by them to that set? None. They almost lost this photoshoot set. It's not like they were hiding it, they just don't really care. It's been almost 2 years, some of them got their laptops broken, some of them went living to new apartment and they don't have access to their old PC which stores that unwatermark set, and they didn't stored them on internet, I think they never do, they don't have any backups. Thanks god Fima didn't lost them. By saying "they" I mean administration of chloemoretz vk fan club.
And then when I saw that Cheddar found 19 pic unmarked, I said myselft, "Fuck this shit, there gottabe more of them. I want this set and I want it bad".
So I contacted all of them, I annoyed them so fucking hard, they were pissed off, I almost gave up. They all were saying "IT'S EXCLUSIVE", but the irony, none of them had that exclusive in access. As I said some of them got their laptops broken, it takes time to recover data, and it's not like he was going to do it becouse I asked him, well… you know, they got life, they are busy and don't really cared about this photoshoot.
And then Fima shows up saying he got this photos and said, "Hey, what's up with that shit, let's release it in public, ya all don't care anyway, it's chirstmas anyway, why not?" and I was like hooray. So I helped them to write this english text http://chloemoretz.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=3106 , becouse their language is worse than mine. You gotta see the message they got prepared, I laughed my ass off by reading it, than I said, "Guys, this is fucked up, lemme fix it". So I post it here and uploaded set here, while Fima did the same on chloemoretz forum.
You can check timestamps:
> Night Creeper Dec 29 (Sat) 07:13:42 No.149028
> by fima_korolev » Sat Dec 29, 2012 7:41 am
lol, also I thought he's gonna upload it here: http://chloemoretz.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=3082 why would he need a new thread? lol


P.S: Sry for gramma, I'm in hurry, I gotta go, it's happy new year celebration in Russia!

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 13484

File: 1356952856895_3afd303089e611e1a39b1231381b7ba1_7.jpg (73.03 KB, 612x612)

Well played, Night Creeper and Fima.

The others, not so much.

 Anonymous (0f40) 13485

File: 1356952976045_CHLOE_HICK_38.gif (5.69 MB, 488x299)

>dat fork flip

 Night Creeper (1a84) 13486

What do you mean?

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13487

File: 1356953746898_1333893552.jpg (7.49 KB, 182x188)

>And then when I saw that Cheddar found 19 pic unmarked,
Actually erebus found them on http://mansion-of-celebs.com


He means he wants you to die. ;-;

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13489

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 Night Creeper (1a84) 13490

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Must be some leaks
Hehe, you're lying, I just checked what it means on urban dic :P - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Well%20played


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Now that we are finally directly exposed to Chloë, how do you guys feel about that?

I'm excited.

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13492

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>Now that we are finally directly exposed to Chloë
Implying this happened now. We might have more concludent proof. NOW, but I'd bet my nuts this already happened before

 Night Creeper (1a84) 13493

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Wha? Where? Did I missed something?

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 13494

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I don't think you understand


>We might have more concludent proof. NOW

Yep, that's why I said "now". NOW we know for sure.


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Really? Oh my God…

 Night Creeper (1a84) 13497

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Wth, guys. What r u talking about, explain please. Are u talking about instagram comment about obsessed chlobros?


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I wanna know it too by the way

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13499

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Yes. This was always a never ending debate: does she know about this place? Now it's almost beyond any doubt that she does

 Anonymous (a413) 13500

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Can someone show me this please?

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13502

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Just go outside the numbered threads once in a while


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Aye Mon Captain!


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I can't find it…

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13505

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I want her to remind us when she goes to bed. When she's trying to sleep and think of "they know, they always knew". "They are watching every step I take".

Now she knows she has to be honest with us. No secrets. She can't keep secrets from us. Movies? Maybe. Personal life? No. Just no. WE KNOW. We are watching. We are her shadow. We are at every corner. Every dark place. Listening…whispering…waiting. No vlog? No replies to her fans on twitter? It doesn't matter. We are already there seeing everything.



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Okay, I've found it. This is that bitch who said she hates Chloë, yes?
She can fuck herself…

 Night Creeper (1a84) 13508

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Hell yeah she knows about this place. She's using iPhone 5 right? Solar can easily check logs for referals, see what IP's were access this site, what browser and OS, what URL were requested, etc. It's goin' to be Safari iOS 6 right? How many of u are using iPhone 5 to lurk here? It's goin' to be easy to track her, just check IP range and check if it's 3G,4G LTE IP or it's home ISP.

There's like 30 visitors, it's easy. Solar probably knows that she's lurking, it's just he keeps quiet about that. :P

Anyway! If I were Chloë I would lurk this Chlomo everynight after work. Becouse it's FUN as hell, a whole imageboard for me? This is awesome! I'd lurk all my fan-sites, no doubt about that. It's just he's agent tells her to keep quiet and act neutral.


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I was about to say that. Checking every IP would allow us to know what's her IP address. We have to know!


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I like what you wrote bro

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13511

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>Solar can easily check logs for referals, see what IP's were access this site, what browser and OS, what URL were requested, et
Solar is not the admin here


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Nein! Niet! Nem!
That would be against our roles! Shame on you Master!

 Ryan!!fO/vNY.k1w 13513

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I think Chloe has posted on this site and I think I remember when


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 Ryan!!fO/vNY.k1w 13515


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When finding out Chloë's IP address is involved? There's no rule for that. Do you think this is a motherfucking game?

This is our chance to acquire useful knowledge.


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Hard to believe that. Maybe you have a screencap or something?


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Violating her personal space is against our rules


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We were supposed to be a stalker community.

 Ryan!!fO/vNY.k1w 13520

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I'll have a look back through the old threads and I might link it when I find it, I'm not gonna do it now cbf


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Yeah, sure, but I don't want to harass her with messages or calls… If you would know her IP, you would send her something, don't you?

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13522

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>We were supposed to be a stalker community.
No we're not. Quite the opposite. Stalking Chloë or posting private info about her is against the rules


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Those are my taughts exactly


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Of course not. You don't tell someone when you get this sort of information. It would spoil all the fun. You just watch and learn. It's like having the password of your friend's facebook. You don't tell him that you have the password. That would be ridiculous. You keep it to yourself and watch everything he does.

>Stalking Chloë is against the rules

How would you know who stalks her or not? Nigga, please.

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13525

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>How would you know who stalks her or not?
I don't, but the moment you start sharing any sort of info that did or could result in stalking, your ass goes bye bye


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Well, alright… But if she reads this now, maybe she will get scared of us spying on her


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I know, right?

 paranoik-kun!cxt6jyx9JU 13528

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I bought ticket on the movie 43.
Btw, I am very pleased that there were HQ photos from David Levene 2010 photoshoot.

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13529

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>I bought ticket on the movie 43.

 paranoik-kun!cxt6jyx9JU 13530

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Night Creeper wrotes real business.
Well, if Solar is not admin here, then who?

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13531

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me and echo/pillowman/chickenshit

 paranoik-kun!cxt6jyx9JU 13532

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So, what are you waiting for? Keep logs of server and grep it on Safari 6.

 Ryan!!fO/vNY.k1w 13533

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mfw I never really payed much attention to their relationship

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13534

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that makes two of us

There are many who use safari 6/ipad so there's no way of knowing for sure

 paranoik-kun!cxt6jyx9JU 13535

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Use geoIP, Luke.

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13536

File: 1356958129183_13001822295158.jpg (27.55 KB, 553x544)

And you could get a bunch of them from LA or whatever, still no way of knowing for sure. Besides, not knowing makes it more fun.

 paranoik-kun!cxt6jyx9JU 13537

File: 1356958377718.jpg (60.21 KB, 612x612)

Ok, maybe. In any case I'm glad that she knows about chlomorg

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13538

File: 1356958495259_bla.png (61.06 KB, 151x177)

Sure, she probably knows but who says she likes it? Maybe she came here once, rolled her eyes, said fuck those guys and never returned

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 13539

File: 1356958747555_013.jpg (237.88 KB, 545x613)

Sounds about right. Have you seen all the creepy things they say?

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13540

File: 1356958895585_13001886295183.jpg (36.24 KB, 250x280)

>Have you seen all the creepy things they say
Says the guy who constantly posted gay pics and comments

 Ryan!!fO/vNY.k1w 13541

File: 1356958955306.png (100.67 KB, 182x254)


"we are the change, folks"- Ryan Serhant

 paranoik-kun!cxt6jyx9JU 13542

File: 1356959113450.jpg (41.98 KB, 223x262)

also she don't know for sure wtf is "fag". We're knows, that it translates as "big fan", but she doesn't know.
picrelated her face when she opened chlomorg.

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13543

File: 1356959164284_w_813541e52.jpg (59.19 KB, 667x690)

>she don't know for sure wtf is "fag".
Something tells me she's known that for quite some time

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 13544

File: 1356959195555.jpg (26.93 KB, 461x473)

That couldn't be more irrelevant

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13545

File: 1356959258289.jpg (17.45 KB, 278x259)

You posting pics of trevor in gay sex and commenting on it constantly wouldn't have sit well with her


File: 1356959285653_sadden.jpg (17.73 KB, 129x184)

Your limitations are disgusting.


File: 1356959337674_wtf1.png (95.78 KB, 203x250)

>who says she likes it?

Does it matter?

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13548

File: 1356959367343_13001822295173.jpg (33.91 KB, 377x447)

>Does it matter?
It does to me


File: 1356959462252_for_you.jpg (279.06 KB, 854x479)

 paranoik-kun!cxt6jyx9JU 13550

File: 1356959608244.jpg (894.16 KB, 3080x2054)

Is that so in a post not stored info about IP, browser etc?

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 13551

File: 1356959669433_059.jpg (68.22 KB, 433x445)

The only difference is Trevor actually did get gang raped in a movie and actually is homosexual without a doubt. I don't know what her reaction to that scene would be.


File: 1356959689105_love_3.png (549.75 KB, 410x574)

It would be awesome if she would like the site/us. I would be really happy to know that

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13553

File: 1356959705025.jpg (29.18 KB, 300x372)

just the IP and provider. But like I said there's no way of knowing so it's all speculation


File: 1356959752399_Hilarious.jpg (90.16 KB, 385x417)

If she'd seen that it would be funny as fuck.

Honestly, you should chill out and live for the lulz. That's the only valide way to live.

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13555

File: 1356959822329_040.jpg (111.79 KB, 453x360)


File: 1356959848180_wutl.jpg (32.45 KB, 331x413)



Well, I don't know about that. I don't do the things I do seeking for any approval coming from her. Actually, if she likes us, I would find it weird.

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13557

File: 1356959890392_132706371033.jpg (129.52 KB, 485x413)

Yeah< I bet some strangers joking about your brother taking it up the ass is funny as hell.


File: 1356959901434_creepy_smile2.jpg (16.46 KB, 288x291)

Don't you like wierd stuff?


File: 1356960355175_Chloe_Boquetz.jpg (28.68 KB, 386x383)

Not that kind of weird stuff.

For the strangers, yes.

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13560

File: 1356960417829_317790_399945383409769_403773476_n.jpg (41.73 KB, 403x403)

And for her no, and we were talking from her perspective

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13561

File: 1356960765113_855.jpg (83.97 KB, 265x399)


File: 1356960782448_white_knight.png (726.07 KB, 853x792)

>talking from someone else perspective

GG, please. Don't be that guy.

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13563

File: 1356960962659_20474_chloe_moretz_scaled.jpg (300.81 KB, 594x764)

I'm not. But I see why she would be cheeped out to say teh least by most of the people here


File: 1356961136023_chloe_moretz__.jpg (17.79 KB, 248x320)

Yes, I know she would. You shouldn't be ashamed of that. We are who we are. We shouldn't be seeking for her approval or anything like that. Let's just have fun and be ourselves.


File: 1356961772264_what_the_hell_is_that.jpg (78.7 KB, 262x276)

What a coincidence. I'm reading a tabloid and there's a secret message in it, encoded on the backside of a sticker. It says: "The leash doesn't make the dog loyal."


File: 1356962055471_thats_it.jpg (85.55 KB, 400x266)

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13567

File: 1356962147828_185.jpg (62.03 KB, 506x720)

I'm not ashamed and I'm not seeking her approval but I get why she would be disgusted by some of the stuff here


File: 1356962215739_reflection.jpg (384.59 KB, 612x2406)

Some but not all of the stuff. She can actually find things that she likes here


File: 1356962246988_Kill_Pedos.jpg (129.23 KB, 430x567)

It's ok. I know what you mean.


File: 1356962304892_inception.jpg (54.83 KB, 390x565)

If she's strong/curious enough to look for those things among all the other "creepy" stuff.

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13571

File: 1356962348880_1333898595.jpg (8.64 KB, 198x255)

Ofc she can. We are fans and this is a fansite


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 Anonymous (a413) 13573

File: 1356962462355.jpg (201.3 KB, 701x568)

Happy New Year to me


Happy new year to you.

Why do we celebrate new year, anyway?


File: 1356962535133_oh_noes2.jpg (260.17 KB, 500x500)

Y U so sad?

 GG!!PvriyiJYbg 13576

File: 1356962621398.gif (1.32 MB, 300x178)

Happy new year bro

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 13577

File: 1356962712060_031.jpg (213.84 KB, 722x1000)

Because it's a new year


File: 1356962848850_Ba_Dumm.gif (1.48 MB, 318x332)

 Anonymous (d6b5) 13579

File: 1356962929216_crying-cat.gif (2.5 MB, 319x224)

My friends are going partying with some girls.

>tfw I'm too ugly to come with.


File: 1356963105424_nh225.jpg (64.99 KB, 360x358)

>almost 2013
>not adopting misanthropy as a lifestyle

 paranoik-kun!cxt6jyx9JU 13581

File: 1356963124640_42536_62224467_122_51lo.jpg (83.69 KB, 409x600)

Happy New Year!
Take a happy Chloë.


File: 1356963416616_happiness.jpg (88.59 KB, 720x480)

I know that feel bro… I will have to "party" today with my best friend and his m8, they both have girlfriends, I don't…


File: 1356963538039_i_have_no_idea.png (339.61 KB, 396x594)

>they both have girlfriends, I don't

Because you don't want to. You are the sexiest man I know.

 paranoik-kun!cxt6jyx9JU 13584

File: 1356963586676.jpg (138.42 KB, 612x612)

BTW, russians have umlaut in a standard keyboard. We don't need to use Alt+0235. I'm glad.


File: 1356963617590_happy-oh-stop-it-you.png (60.89 KB, 300x250)


File: 1356963893930_Faboost_.png (513.69 KB, 814x1064)

Second that.

>the perks of being brazilian

 Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13587

File: 1356963971764.png (981.29 KB, 1043x694)

 Anonymous (a413) 13588

File: 1356965346956_HQ-2011-ASOS-Magazine-Cover-Shoot-07.jpg (351.2 KB, 1183x1597)


File: 1356965841934_ec6c89379968.jpg (97.61 KB, 256x499)


File: 1356966388375_beauty.png (880.53 KB, 840x840)

 Anonymous (a413) 13591

File: 1356966500286_ASOS_Magazine_06.jpg (373.6 KB, 1184x1597)


File: 1356966599548_Now_That.png (32.12 KB, 158x148)


File: 1356967325714_do_want.jpg (106.55 KB, 334x558)

Do you want that pic he's painting?

 Anonymous (a413) 13594

File: 1356967428215.jpg (1.4 MB, 1920x2250)


File: 1356967435264_Gentlemen2.png (54.69 KB, 191x173)

I'd rather choose the one on his wall, that looks much more art-y


Yeah, that's what I meant. Sorry.

I want that too. ):

 Anonymous (a413) 13597

File: 1356967575111.jpg (1.06 MB, 2000x1500)


File: 1356967588856_Chloe_art_museum_wallpaper.jpg (860.23 KB, 1600x1000)

On the next auction, we can put our money together and buy it, so we can hang it among the others


File: 1356967647348_hammertime.jpg (449.85 KB, 1223x1800)

Whoah, I hope we won't get hammered for this


File: 1356967667476_daddy.jpg (68.41 KB, 720x483)


Thanks, bro. Now…take off that flower. Show daddy what you got there.


File: 1356967777493_chloe-skywalker.jpg (114.17 KB, 640x461)

I sense no moralfagging… It's strange


File: 1356968181768_desodor.jpg (78.87 KB, 945x1260)


File: 1356968207236_Yoda_SWSB.jpg (344.25 KB, 475x547)

Give them time.

 Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13604

File: 1356968234577.png (297.34 KB, 342x389)


File: 1356968393690_hih237237237237.png (91.91 KB, 243x284)


File: 1356968708090.jpg (62.89 KB, 459x451)

>Chloë in Chains


File: 1356968712529_icecream.jpg (1022.38 KB, 2832x4256)

Looks tasty


File: 1356969131885.jpg (77.17 KB, 350x525)

Sounds like the name of a girly rockband

 Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13609

File: 1356969418628.png (137.88 KB, 510x340)

I wouldn't mind a lick.


File: 1356969543920_slaped.jpg (222.88 KB, 671x467)

>girly rockband


File: 1356969709681_Rock_On.jpg (258.85 KB, 608x649)

I mean rockband with a girl singer, like Delain


File: 1356969859405_lips_2.png (342.88 KB, 500x500)


>Chloë playing a lesbian teenager who's also the lead singer of a rockband

 Anonymous (45d6) 13613

File: 1356969972959_2chloe.jpg (61.13 KB, 612x366)

I don't want Chloë to play a lesbian, I want her to be one..

 Anonymous (a413) 13614

File: 1356970068410_Seventeen_Magazine_24.jpg (63.58 KB, 500x667)


File: 1356970098133_Oh_You.jpg (63.85 KB, 360x225)

I like how we push the limit slightly with each post
Well who doesn't like ice cream?


File: 1356970101494_mah_negro.jpg (105.98 KB, 472x592)

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 13617

File: 1356970270317_finalform.png (247.5 KB, 399x405)

chloe definitely knows about the site now, and all the posts are getting creepier. nice one. real nice.

 Anonymous (45d6) 13618

File: 1356970334126_9itsd.jpg (26.67 KB, 477x640)

What's creepy about wanting Chloë to be a lesbian?

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 13619

File: 1356970528272_nigga.jpg (28.71 KB, 244x453)


File: 1356970564500_he_mad23.jpg (65.28 KB, 300x300)


File: 1356970610762.jpg (97.52 KB, 612x612)

Ignore him. Talking about sexuality in general is death sentence to him.

 Anonymous (45d6) 13622

File: 1356970656921_lilmoretz.gif (544.92 KB, 428x185)

You would rather she got together with some sturdy jerk? Now that's creepy bro.

Lesbian Chloë > Straight Chloë

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 13623

File: 1356970658446_65843_Chloe_Moretz_MET_Opera_Gala_Premiere_Of_Manon_J0001_075_122_171lo.jpg (936.59 KB, 1993x3000)


how is that even allowed lol

i could only imagine her reaction to seeing that


File: 1356970765941_Fatty.png (395.79 KB, 320x480)

Would ya…?

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 13625

File: 1356970809399.jpg (29.2 KB, 398x398)


its her choice.

and you have nothing to to with it.

and yes talking about somebody you don't know in real life's sexual orientation is creepy. if that person saw it im sure they wouldn't jump for joy.

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 13626

File: 1356970854851.jpg (1.48 MB, 2455x3000)


my quads speak the truth.

 Anonymous (45d6) 13627

File: 1356970855355_Mhm.png (60.26 KB, 640x360)

Of course I would. She's still Chloë.. At least somewhere underneath all that cellulite.

  (ddd5) 13628

>i missed 300th thread
oh well..


File: 1356970950995_moralfag.jpg (22.88 KB, 493x200)

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 13630

File: 1356971039770.png (671.94 KB, 1280x720)

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 13631

File: 1356971115458.jpg (71.97 KB, 540x720)


i got quads twice! the faboost is inside me!





File: 1356971416410_Now_That2.jpg (4.12 KB, 158x148)

I don't get it


File: 1356971517022_fagsdcssds.jpg (121.04 KB, 800x554)


File: 1356971581299_Cry.jpg (129.14 KB, 1272x714)


File: 1356971672838_just_a_little.jpg (66.78 KB, 567x384)

I'm kidding, bros. I love you.


I love you this much.


File: 1356971831241_336337337337r252let.jpg (103.37 KB, 1280x533)

And also a faggott would know sperm, doesn't he?

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 13638

File: 1356971955563_carrie.jpg (50.23 KB, 364x480)


fail joke


File: 1356972035609.jpg (18.01 KB, 278x278)

You are the one who failed to understand the joke.


File: 1356972159379_eyes.jpg (1.05 MB, 1964x3224)

Those eyes…


File: 1356972819724_eye_see.jpg (29.61 KB, 354x98)


File: 1356973168574_desktop.jpg (251.68 KB, 600x450)

And I miss you, love. And I miss you…

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 13643

File: 1356973392070.jpg (75.78 KB, 588x401)


File: 1356973576589_chlobro_room.jpg (191.48 KB, 1440x960)

She's somewhere else at the moment


File: 1356973680445_espanto1.jpg (66.93 KB, 694x689)

Someone else's bed…

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 13646

File: 1356973686956_allears.jpg (101.21 KB, 612x612)

the nigga is all neck and ears & is pale.

and Chloe Heinrichs. doesn't flow nicely.


File: 1356973866471_choramingando.jpg (35.59 KB, 591x547)

>Chloe Heinrichs



Sounds really GERMAN to me
unless the guy has a hebrew conviction

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 13649

File: 1356974054521.jpg (237.88 KB, 545x613)

is that his sister in front of him? she U-G-L-Y

 Anonymous (45d6) 13650

File: 1356974212532_ehlxld.gif (972.92 KB, 312x213)

That feeling when I'm better looking than him.

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 13651

File: 1356974310410_creepy.jpg (201.02 KB, 1273x707)


i see nothing special about him. seems like another typical rich, popular kid. boring.

 Anonymous (45d6) 13652

File: 1356974326606.jpg (1.71 MB, 5000x3333)

He's most likely a kike. Chloë has a thing for kikes.

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 13653

File: 1356974392939_juden.jpg (136.15 KB, 1395x785)

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 13654

File: 1356974522512_newyear.jpg (121.83 KB, 846x314)

 Ryan!!fO/vNY.k1w 13655

File: 1356974556843_mA7BI.jpeg (110.95 KB, 453x360)

>Ron Paul

my nigga

  (83b3) 13656

you wanna start something huh?


File: 1356974590005_feels_bad.jpg (109.15 KB, 800x433)

I have even less chance with her than…


File: 1356974596145_Im_so_above_this_shit.png (163.83 KB, 268x354)

I'd sleep with his sister just to make him mad.

He's member of a yacht club. He IS a random rich kid. His dad works for Tim Burton.

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 13659

File: 1356974746014.png (631.05 KB, 730x538)


>yacht club

what a fruit cake.


File: 1356974850939_cake.jpg (272.09 KB, 725x725)

 Mr.Heinrichs Protegé!!RbMiik.X5M 13661

File: 1356974862751.jpeg (69.07 KB, 612x612)

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 13662

File: 1356974923851_65580_Chloe_Moretz_MET_Opera_Gala_Premiere_Of_Manon_J0001_018_122_466lo.jpg (448.85 KB, 2115x3000)

just tried it on……….

anyways im off to work. bye all.


File: 1356975068261_Bye6.jpg (134.13 KB, 600x446)

Wow, you have to work on new year's eve? Must be bad for you…


File: 1356975460493_hih2372372373.png (235.45 KB, 333x384)

The canadian is off, we can go back to our creepy posts

 Anonymous (7d9e) 13665

I. Cant. All this keaton shit. Let me. Sad.

 Anonymous (df7e) 13666

File: 1356975606770_Chloe-Moretz-at-the-Versace-for-H-M-Fashion-Show-in-New-York-8th-November-2011-13.jpg (296.61 KB, 950x1345)

Why do you think so?
What is different about kikes than any other white person.


File: 1356975632083_nem_is_233rtem.png (525.68 KB, 505x594)

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 13668

File: 1356975796871_71097_chloe_moretz_dav_leve_01_122_137lo.jpg (983.51 KB, 2560x1707)

You can tell some of these pics were 'shopped. This pic has some bad clone brushing in the sweater area next to her neck directly under her chin.


File: 1356975888921_omg_silly.jpg (26.28 KB, 376x376)

Yeah, I see them! What awesome eyes you've got

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 13670

File: 1356976214632_ChloeMoretz_HickScreening_078.jpg (681.74 KB, 1648x1895)

I use photoshop every day for work and my own art projects. That makes it easy to spot other people's photoshop mistakes.


File: 1356976324969_c.h.l.o.e..jpg (84.33 KB, 595x594)

Maybe you can tell em then how to cut out objects with Paint on Windows 7. I want to cut outlines, not just box-shapes, but I can't find the tool for it.
inb4 thi is Chloë-related, it would be a great help for my "shopping"

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 13672

File: 1356976766784.jpg (127.55 KB, 361x430)

Well, there's the free-form selection tool. But honestly, don't use Paint. If you can't or don't want to acquire photoshop, at least get Gimp (it's free) so you can use the pen tool to make accurate selections.


File: 1356976933442_3.jpg (5.81 KB, 160x118)

I'm very grateful! Thank you!
Check out the cut-out mouth of the one-tooth Chloë

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 13674

File: 1356976951241_1.jpg (756.47 KB, 3500x2333)

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 13675

File: 1356977357794.png (104.51 KB, 438x360)


File: 1356977850337_share_the_loads.gif (1.31 MB, 407x161)

Let's say you're going to have sex this week. Would you fap or would to save your load for the sex?


File: 1356977883947_candy.jpeg (64.48 KB, 551x523)

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii want caaaaaaaaaaaaandy
dub dub dubdubb
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Want caaaaaaaaaandy

 Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13678

File: 1356977971207_SUPERNEAT.png (394 KB, 604x604)


File: 1356978007092_oh_yeaaaah.jpg (12.15 KB, 244x198)

This happened to me at least once. I couldn't be 100% sure, but I felt it going to happen soon, so I waited. And it did happened and it was…. You can imagine it


File: 1356978203437_confus.jpg (59.95 KB, 267x290)

I know what you mean. It happened to me a few times. That's why I'm worried. I want to fap, but maybe this week my friend will give me my birthday present. However, the odds are against me.


File: 1356978298722_Oh_God_Why.jpg (15.17 KB, 400x361)

Ah hell, I wish my friend (who's a very pretty girl) would give me that present on my birthday… But I haven't even hold her hand once…

 Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13682

File: 1356978309713_144.png (366.57 KB, 381x384)

>>>/bros/ - Homosexuality General


File: 1356978414470_happy_chloe.jpg (40.81 KB, 834x600)

Keaton just blocked his photos! Hahahaha. HE KNOWS.

FAGGOT. Hahahaha.


File: 1356978416939_hahaha10.jpg (34.82 KB, 245x243)

Friend=a guy? Oh you!


File: 1356978470712_h369ha.jpg (40.93 KB, 685x572)

Now that is awesome. At least he definatly reads us


File: 1356978555286_so_much_win.jpg (65.83 KB, 544x438)

I was talking about a girl. A girl with big boobs.

I was about to save that pic of him on that boat and then…bam. Hahaha. Now we know they know.

Fuck yeah, bros. We made it.

By the way, please, post that pic for me.

 Anonymous (7b99) 13687

File: 1356978633266_phRPh.png (531.32 KB, 600x464)

your faggotry is off the charts

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 13688

File: 1356978698248_hfw-she-knows.png (361.34 KB, 400x620)


File: 1356978708619_What.jpg (103.56 KB, 640x652)

What do you mean? Saying he's a jew is okay, but being happy that he reads us is not okay?

 Ryan!!fO/vNY.k1w 13690

File: 1356978795180.jpg (39.46 KB, 698x590)

sorry I can't hear you over your faggotry


File: 1356978904816_nigga_pls14.png (460.22 KB, 745x572)

But at least you guys can tell me why you say that to me, because I don't get what's wrong and again I say something and you say some bullshit which is damn unclear


File: 1356978941330_knock_knock.jpg (52.92 KB, 1000x667)

Please, post that pic. The one of him on the boat.

 Ryan!!fO/vNY.k1w 13693

File: 1356979064934.gif (409.65 KB, 300x208)

> tell me why you say that to me

I'm bored

 Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13694

File: 1356979067147.png (144.19 KB, 491x342)

They're trying to wind you up.

 Mastër Bëan!!qVCz7BCtH. 13695

File: 1356979132925_Ohsnap.png (1.1 MB, 1089x1154)


File: 1356979175086_Hugo-automaton-prop.jpg (38.55 KB, 425x639)

That's nice of them


File: 1356979418945_dasda.jpg (59.44 KB, 687x613)

New thread, homos.


 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 13698

File: 1356980838076_12345678901.jpg (254.56 KB, 926x1222)


im back lol. didn't have to work. went there for nothing. i didn't get the text msg to stay home because of my shitty old phone. time to join #teamiphone like chloe.

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