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 Chloë Thread #288 !!qVCz7BCtH. 6067

>Chloë Thread #288
>Coming soon to the Beanrock Broadcasting Corporation, a new series documenting a month in the life of a Chlobro. We'll watch as they go through their daily lives as "Followers of Faboost", only on the BBC.


Here, take your share of attention.

 Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 6069

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 Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 6070

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 Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 6071

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 Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 6072

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 Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 6073

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 Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 6074

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 Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 6075

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 Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 6076

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All is quiet in /chloe/…

 Anonymous (497f) 6077

File: 1355874834296_Sir-David-Attenborough.jpg (166.75 KB, 670x680)

I read this in Sir David Attenborough's voice.

 Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 6078

File: 1355874897117.png (262.22 KB, 552x552)

I had hoped someone would, I did the same as I was thinking of it.

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 6079

File: 1355875139845.jpg (872.76 KB, 1940x1451)

Deja vu from previous Bean news

 Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 6080

File: 1355875329653.png (451.61 KB, 604x604)

I don't even remember it.

 Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 6081

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 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 6082

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 Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 6083

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 Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 6084

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 Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 6085

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 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6086

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 Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 6087

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 Anonymous (f61b) 6088

File: 1355876313966.jpg (124.64 KB, 395x417)

Gud 1 Beanrock

 Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 6089

File: 1355876329987.gif (1.31 MB, 302x271)

 Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 6090

File: 1355876380620.png (96.79 KB, 160x300)

Thx m8

 Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 6091

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 Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 6092

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 Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 6093

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File: 1355876640426_Awesome.gif (1.2 MB, 280x221)

I like the comics. Is that a nr 4 in it's corner? If it is, where are the other 3?
and no sign of jews or dread here at all

 Anonymous (f61b) 6095

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 Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 6096

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 Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 6097

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 Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 6098

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 Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 6099

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 Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 6100

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File: 1355878043598_thank_you.gif (626.89 KB, 245x307)

Thanks m8! I've realzied that I've already seen the third one. And I don't really get the first.

 Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 6102

File: 1355879438565.png (408.83 KB, 1280x720)

Fairytales was translating Mother Russia's blog posts. In one of them, she said Chloë thought her fans were nightmares, if I remember correctly. I don't know where the post is though.

The idea of the comic was to take the piss, saying that maybe Chloë thought more than that.

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 6103

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 Anonymous (f61b) 6104

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 Anonymous (f61b) 6105

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File: 1355880784561_Bye6.jpg (134.13 KB, 600x446)

Goodnight guys!

 Anonymous (2ebb) 6107

File: 1355880847042_chloe-moretz-jimmy-fallon-02.jpg (308.75 KB, 1015x1222)

 Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 6108

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 Anonymous (96a8) 6109

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 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6110

File: 1355882156841_new.jpg (106.49 KB, 601x555)


can someone tell me the origin of this photo? i've wanted to know for years…



 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6112

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 iPhoneXL (a41d) 6113

File: 1355883457510_tumblr_mf5grrrdK21rz6eezo3_250.gif (583.53 KB, 245x210)

what does period blood taste like

anyone with experience on the matter

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6114

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 Anonymous (2ebb) 6115

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 Anonymous (c460) 6116

It tastes like blood.

 Anonymous (2ebb) 6117

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 Anonymous (2ebb) 6118

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 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 6119

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 Anonymous (2ebb) 6120

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 Anonymous (96a8) 6121

File: 1355884838955.jpg (47.95 KB, 716x341)


I've found sucking out a 9 week fetus has more flavour and texture than plain period blood but without the bones of a 16 weeker.

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 6122

File: 1355884994648_oisl.jpg (47.17 KB, 640x480)

You make Chloe so distressed, she wants to eat carrot cake.

 Anonymous (2ebb) 6123

File: 1355885004143.png (74.09 KB, 220x250)

I wish I was that cool.


File: 1355885008259_keyblade.jpg (30.13 KB, 500x667)

Blood, but a little more…disgusting. It has a strong smell and it may have pieces of something (I don't know what the fuck is that). Maybe coagulated blood. I don't know.

It is more sticky though. And smelly.

 Anonymous (2ebb) 6125

File: 1355885155105_Chloe-Moretz-Grace-1-copy.jpg (976.9 KB, 2466x3718)


File: 1355885205478_dsc0119ob.jpg (200.61 KB, 640x425)

 Anonymous (2ebb) 6127

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 Anonymous (2ebb) 6128

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 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 6129

File: 1355885635893_008.jpg (50.69 KB, 297x310)

Yeah…that's uterine lining.


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Now it sounds even more sexy.

>Chloë's uterus

 Anonymous (2ebb) 6131

File: 1355885789649_Chloe_Moretz_IAmNumberFour_premiere_1.jpg (382.64 KB, 1054x1200)

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 6132

File: 1355885878787_035.jpg (124.19 KB, 316x353)

It's disgusting m8.

 Anonymous (2ebb) 6133

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Just when you think about it. When you're there in the heat of the moment, my friend, things change.

 Anonymous (9c79) 6135

Fuck you and your curiosity


 Anonymous (2ebb) 6136

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 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 6137

File: 1355886141433_022.jpg (58.01 KB, 363x279)

Ight. Come back to me when you've finished your thoughts.

 Anonymous (c460) 6138

File: 1355886271055_lilmoretz.gif (544.92 KB, 428x185)

>tfw you will never be in Chloë's uterus for 9 months.


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Talking about uterus and period blood here, talking about Chloë's feet on other chan…

Today is one of those days.

So, how are you doing, bro?

 Anonymous (2ebb) 6140

File: 1355886448605.png (144.82 KB, 347x304)

>other chan

 Anonymous (9c79) 6141

Pls expand on that


File: 1355886505862_stop_sem.gif (2.75 MB, 303x269)

Stop! You're making me feel weird.

 Anonymous (2ebb) 6143

File: 1355886520424_Chloe-moretz_1297355536.jpg (1012.4 KB, 1707x2560)

It's as you stated, a dayum shame.

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 6144

File: 1355886584332_x_5c8aa33b.jpg (93.18 KB, 440x594)

Not bad. Not bad at all.



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There are other imageboards on the internet.

 Anonymous (f61b) 6146

File: 1355886691267.jpg (85.41 KB, 612x612)

What you guys think? ;)

 Anonymous (2ebb) 6147

File: 1355886692958_tumblr_mdjd1yJk3Q1rrjcpso7_r1_500.png (289.32 KB, 500x378)

Oh I thought you meant another chloe specific chan. Carry on then.

 Anonymous (2ebb) 6148

File: 1355886745424_Chloe-Moretz-at-the-Calvin-Klein-Ind-Filmmakers-Project-Party-Sept-2011-in-Toronto-13.jpg (288.4 KB, 885x1222)

Of what?

 Anonymous (f61b) 6149

File: 1355886856977.png (116.9 KB, 295x292)

Her hair


File: 1355886865762.jpg (51.6 KB, 525x575)

Facing a psychotic mother…again. December is always like this. My mom has some mental issues and our relationship is not very healthy. When December comes things get worse.

But I'll be fine, I hope. At least I'm trying to fool myself into thinking that.

I think she is so beautiful that it hurts to know that I will never touch her skin and she will never know of my existence. And I'm not even kidding. It really hurts.

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 6151

File: 1355886952804_488620cb-9583-39d4-b5dd-059831faca53.jpg (390.12 KB, 1024x1541)

of her hair? I like it. Closer to the GOAT long hairstyle.

 Anonymous (2ebb) 6152

File: 1355886994105_Ash4tz3CQAAFljA.jpg (260.97 KB, 815x1222)

It seems very similar to what it was yesterday, crimped a little maybe.
It's not such a huge departure from how it's look recently, to me at least. It looks as nice as the style in the last few candids street shots.
I'd prefer this

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6153

File: 1355887087793_nigga.jpg (28.71 KB, 244x453)


jesus fucking christ


Honestly, I can't notice a single fucking change on her hair in that pic.

 Anonymous (2ebb) 6155

File: 1355887162668_tumblr_mdx5nzkxuf1ri8uoco2_1280.jpg (54.37 KB, 1280x720)

It's a bit more distressed, less flowing.
Bed hair maybe.


File: 1355887230720_Crist227.gif (499.84 KB, 500x239)

Well, I like that look. I hope she sticks to that for a long time.

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 6157

File: 1355887261197_manigga3.jpg (42.38 KB, 213x164)

Yes. Yes.

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6158

File: 1355887339672_life-of-a-chlobro.jpg (279.26 KB, 697x679)

 Anonymous (2ebb) 6159

File: 1355887432062_chloe-moretz-uk-premiere-dark-shadows-05.jpg (165.95 KB, 666x1000)

Mah nugga.

 Anonymous (f61b) 6160

File: 1355887487813.jpg (23.27 KB, 437x466)

>New color! What you guys think? ;)

 Anonymous (2ebb) 6161

File: 1355887622151.jpg (116.65 KB, 612x612)

It's tough to gauge wheter the color is all that different especially at the rate she applies dem filters.

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 6162



File: 1355887674080_oh_boy.jpg (17.15 KB, 154x256)

When will Chloë paint her toe nails and show us?

>What do you guys think? ;)

>hfw seeing my reply

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6164

File: 1355887857956_chloe_feetz.gif (5.57 MB, 392x300)

 Anonymous (f61b) 6165

File: 1355887936096.jpg (44.29 KB, 453x604)

That'll be the day.


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That was a personal pic. And her foot was covered.

I'm talking about a HD pic of her feet and maybe soles and the opportunity to post comments.

 Anonymous (f61b) 6167

File: 1355888154406.jpg (117.84 KB, 979x717)

I knew what you meant. I just felt like posting an image of her foot to go along with the topic.


File: 1355888202608_autografo.jpg (156.38 KB, 960x720)


 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6169

File: 1355888283540_chloefeet.jpg (97.12 KB, 1226x692)


>post comments

i could only imagine what you'd write lol.

 Anonymous (f61b) 6170

File: 1355888313738.jpg (63.67 KB, 927x667)

Well, we won't be able to get any HQ pics from Instashit.

 Liam!bIE8MTpYm6 6171

File: 1355888513557.jpg (24.84 KB, 488x511)

Hopefully with the new terms for instagram that are coming, everyone leaves and there will be a new thing that keeps the normal res.


File: 1355888612491_13338743452_1355017547.jpg (5.72 KB, 133x185)

I'd politely try to convince her to show us her feet more often.

She keeps them so well hidden most of the times. I'm sick of seeing Elle Fanning's feet, Emma Stone's feet, Kristen Stewart's feet…

All those celebrity girls show us her feet. Chloë? Nope. She never gave us her soles, except for a few scenes in Hick. I'm talking about a photoshoot. A nice photoshoot made to look natural with a barefoot Chloe reading a book or something laying on the bed with her soles exposed.

We need that. We deserve that.

Basically that's what I would say.

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6173

File: 1355888778645_chlofeet.jpg (166.11 KB, 900x528)


even if you say it in a polite way she would find that incredibly creepy lol. the only thing worse then that would be asking her to show more armpit lol.

but i do agree with you.

 Anonymous (f61b) 6174

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 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 6175

File: 1355888864114_091.jpg (33.56 KB, 184x160)

Not really bothered about that tbh

 Anonymous (f61b) 6176

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 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6177

File: 1355889107735_feetzch.gif (2.63 MB, 400x303)


File: 1355889145469_036.jpg (111.8 KB, 1271x703)

I know, but someone's gotta do that one day. Someone has to take the risk and tell her "SHOW YOUR FEET! THEY WANT FEET!".

That's close to what I'm talking about. Casual Chloë dressed in a way that does not necessarily requires shoes (pajamas, for example) showing us her soles.

Bothered by her lack of feet exposure or bothered by the possibility of her feet being more exposed to us?

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6179

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 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6180

File: 1355889539152_coooooooooooool.jpg (53.89 KB, 500x671)


File: 1355889742024_gm_4eb907d0-66b0-4888-aa5d-2c890a7a1917.jpg (190.75 KB, 693x900)

 Anonymous (96a8) 6182

File: 1355889836376.jpg (100.4 KB, 500x408)

whats that from bro?


File: 1355889941122_gm_4eb907c4-0664-4a23-a917-2c7a0a7a1917.jpg (267.52 KB, 695x900)

I can't remember. Some magazine.

 Anonymous (f61b) 6184

File: 1355890068246.jpg (265.23 KB, 1100x1428)

Vogue UK


Post the other one in a bigger res then, please.

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6186

File: 1355890388257_beaut.jpg (274.58 KB, 808x582)


so awesome-o.

 Anonymous (f61b) 6187

File: 1355891197545.jpg (367.31 KB, 962x1246)

 Anonymous (f61b) 6188

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 Anonymous (f61b) 6189

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 Anonymous (b5ea) 6190

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 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 6191

File: 1355891415891_sophisticated.png (54.69 KB, 191x173)

Okay, I'm not the only one who did that. lol

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 6192

File: 1355892220538_chlomo_coat_cube.jpg (2.84 MB, 2417x1512)

43 visitors? Come on people! Fulfill you Chlobro obligation..

>Live Dangerously. Post Chloë

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6193

File: 1355892355490.jpg (433.27 KB, 1287x1667)

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 6194

File: 1355892496055_11.jpg (543.76 KB, 2079x3000)

Hey Guy, how's it going?

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6195

File: 1355892698399_hat.jpg (104.75 KB, 300x269)


hey pixel. im doing good actually.

how about you?

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 6196

File: 1355892778744_thumbs_blue.jpg (104.6 KB, 615x707)

I'm alright. One day left of work before a 2 week holiday break.

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 6197

File: 1355892963949_chloala-bear.jpeg (18.73 KB, 300x400)

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 6198

File: 1355893002932.jpg (110.31 KB, 612x612)

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 6199

File: 1355893061381_93060_Preppie_Chloe_Moretz_arriving_into_LAX_Airport_8_122_200lo.jpg (545.23 KB, 1600x2400)

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6200

File: 1355893124461_autograph.jpg (708.6 KB, 1973x3000)


SWEET!!! i have to work christmas eve and the day after christmas. oh well lol. gotta get dat $$$. its not going to be busy at all, so i'll get paid double to stand around all day. sweet.

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 6201

File: 1355893469336_Chloe_Moretz_20120503_Letterman_006.jpg (651.85 KB, 2123x3000)

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 6202

File: 1355893777189_hit-girl_vs_hit-girl.jpg (167.82 KB, 1224x612)

Double is good.

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 6203

File: 1355893988482_chlomo_gallery.jpg (1.32 MB, 3364x2446)

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6204

File: 1355894463364_love.jpg (294.22 KB, 1325x2048)

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 6205

File: 1355894687224_fortune_chloe_christmas.jpg (151.65 KB, 1152x567)

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 6206

File: 1355894859570_jax-reindeer.jpg (92.1 KB, 612x612)

Proof that Trevor reads Chlomo.org?

 Anonymous (02b2) 6207

File: 1355895413131.jpg (303.35 KB, 878x1222)


We'll know for sure if he dresses up as Santa or we see snowman Teri

 Anonymous (02b2) 6208

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 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 6209

File: 1355895525701.jpg (33.35 KB, 422x503)

She snuck a doobie past mom.


 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6210

File: 1355895533246.jpg (826.25 KB, 1182x1597)


LOL me too. was just about to post it.

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6211

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 Anonymous (02b2) 6212

File: 1355895595307.jpg (35.87 KB, 469x428)

Chloe re-tweetng some douchebags with the most random, useless and least relevant tweets

her trolling is getting too obvious

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 6213

File: 1355895616976_the-grinch-pictures-756.jpg (125.82 KB, 600x886)

Wait, that's Teri as the snowman?

Shouldn't she be the Grinch? I'm not even joking, the likeness is uncanny.

 Anonymous (02b2) 6214

File: 1355895662617.png (813.44 KB, 762x670)

Could work

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6215

File: 1355895698594_gorgeous.jpg (39.82 KB, 500x722)


HA i noticed that too.

note to self, tweet the most unoriginal "meaningful" tweet and maybe she will re-tweet it.

 Anonymous (02b2) 6216

File: 1355895899422.jpg (14.02 KB, 246x361)

That pic is great but one thing about it bugs me, I think it's the not so open eyes

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 6217

File: 1355895948805.jpg (45.08 KB, 434x434)

>tweet the most unoriginal "meaningful" tweet and maybe she will re-tweet it
The only caveat…she would need to be following you.

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6218

File: 1355896017246_banging-gearz.jpg (64.88 KB, 603x607)


oh ya lol. sorry i'm still new to twitter.

 Anonymous (02b2) 6219

File: 1355896158292_Clipboard024.jpg (7.99 KB, 528x115)

get to chloe's twitter page
see this
yes, I'm tired

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 6220

File: 1355896387029.jpg (5.84 KB, 222x229)

Not that she couldn't retweet some random person, it's just that those were from people she's following.

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6221

File: 1355896476331_1355014504.gif (1.82 MB, 256x251)


do you get what's going on in the text msg? Cause I have no idea.

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 6222

File: 1355896602348.jpg (215.22 KB, 709x890)

That made me think of this. https://twitter.com/ChloeGMoretz/status/262678649285799936

I assume he was talking about the Furby toy. >>6209

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6223

File: 1355896623535.jpg (301.63 KB, 817x1222)


its chloe's weird sense of humor. no matter what it is, she will get 1000+ likes and retweets lol.

 Anonymous (02b2) 6224

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 Anonymous (02b2) 6225

File: 1355896733489.gif (1013.17 KB, 279x268)

people seemed to get it
maybe it's a joke only americans can get?

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6226

File: 1355896765592_hicklaugh3243.gif (970.37 KB, 245x145)


I thought of that first but why would he sneak one past Teri? lol

doesn't make sense


>Chloe's weird sense of humour

you know what gives people weird senses of humour?

 Anonymous (96a8) 6227

shooped tards

 Anonymous (02b2) 6228

File: 1355896831415_132706371015.jpg (17.18 KB, 249x272)

>chloe's weird sense of humor
I don't see anything weird about her sense of humor

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6229

File: 1355896847726_nigga_please.jpg (88.1 KB, 717x600)


i do not want to know thank you very much.

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6230

File: 1355896901085_awdsdfds.jpg (78.18 KB, 604x606)


did you find this funny or get this at all?

 Anonymous (02b2) 6231

File: 1355896991314_132215527472.jpg (61.06 KB, 399x600)

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6232

File: 1355897044077_death.jpg (39.12 KB, 500x482)


nigga plz

 Anonymous (02b2) 6233

File: 1355897110707.jpg (51.5 KB, 464x617)

bitch pls
give 5 examples of her weird sense of humor

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6234

File: 1355897191551_freeze-stoner-scum.jpg (119.47 KB, 600x900)


uhmmmmm……uhhhhhhh…………i dont know :3

 Anonymous (02b2) 6235

File: 1355897252093_133795601673.jpg (113 KB, 855x598)


 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6236

File: 1355897262264.gif (456.67 KB, 283x286)


>5 examples


I agree with TG. I think "simple" better describes her sense of humour. Not a bad thing. It's really cute. She's like a little puppy.

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6237

File: 1355897344298_miu_miu.jpg (142.04 KB, 682x1024)


>tfw i can't message or ask her what the funny part of this is supposed to be.

we may never know….

 Anonymous (02b2) 6238

File: 1355897376160.jpg (175.3 KB, 1280x720)

>5 examples
And that is funny? Simpleton would describe yours

 Anonymous (02b2) 6239

File: 1355897581928.jpg (147.6 KB, 673x580)

>I agree with TG. I think "simple" better describes her sense of humour
So you agree with him (weird = abnormal) by thinking she has a simple form of humor (pretty normal)
Makes sense

 Anonymous (02b2) 6240

File: 1355897617668_138774395855.jpg (43.39 KB, 472x449)

Maybe some us-fags could shed some light

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6241

File: 1355897681497_laugh.jpg (169.72 KB, 553x534)


did you even chuckle at this? >>6230

that is what i want to know

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6242

File: 1355897723061_ibqIfxK6JHZ0ew.gif (1.97 MB, 300x271)



And that is funny? Faggot would describe you.

 Anonymous (02b2) 6243

File: 1355897914291_132843288466.jpg (9.35 KB, 171x194)


 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6244

File: 1355897918424_hicksmile309.jpg (39.86 KB, 877x600)


First of all, "simple" does not = normal. Either way, it's not about the word "weird", you chode.

I get what he's saying. Her sense of humour is interesting to me.

inb4 cross-analyzation of the word "interesting"

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6245

File: 1355898001079_whatyousaidnigga.jpg (44.68 KB, 995x402)

 Anonymous (02b2) 6246

File: 1355898070694.gif (4.23 MB, 500x365)

>First of all, "simple" does not = normal.
Sure it does. You could say that about most people - they have a simple sense of humor. And since that is the norm than it's pretty normal

But enough with this, BTC

no pun
no fun

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6247

File: 1355898139536_nigga.jpg (28.71 KB, 244x453)


"Wow whoever you are, you did well on this insta cuz it's on top likes page"

is dis nigger serious?

 Anonymous (02b2) 6248

File: 1355898243787_133795601519.jpg (176.54 KB, 967x556)

So who the fuck is this guy? Another douche to add to her list?

He's not even remotely good looking enough for her and neither is that dog for Jaxon

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6249

File: 1355898278103_hickbabybluedress456.jpg (138.5 KB, 1920x800)


you're starting off with the assumption that most people have a simple sense of humour.

And "simple" can describe a variety of different comedy interpretations. Two people may have different senses of humour, but they can still both have a simple taste in humour.

 Anonymous (02b2) 6250

File: 1355898407523_131312981761.gif (1.98 MB, 259x221)

When Chloe will start dating (properly) and we'll see pics of her making out with another guy, especially if it's one of those generic looking douchebags, major rage will be had

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6251

File: 1355898450292_darkshadows328947839.png (3.17 MB, 1920x1080)


yo, i agree.

And she also retweeted his soccer post. I wonder if she watches soccer.

 Anonymous (02b2) 6252

File: 1355898496276_13338450432.jpg (8.56 KB, 236x261)

>I wonder if she watches soccer.
Yeah, I bet she does

 Anonymous (02b2) 6253

File: 1355898622396_132706371070.jpg (124.69 KB, 445x662)

and looking at it now it seems a lot of girls retweeted it
I could get it if he was some sort of bieber but wtf

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6254

File: 1355898753745.jpg (1.27 MB, 4256x2832)


he looks as douchey as him.

Watching his youtube videos he seems alright, but I just hate that clean-cut look.

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6255

File: 1355898964931_merrychristmas.jpg (15.8 KB, 476x433)


you prefer shaggy over clean-cut am i rite?

 Anonymous (02b2) 6256

File: 1355898983715_138074395563.jpg (23.52 KB, 379x415)

But Beiber is a better looking guy (or girl) and he's every young girl's wet dream. This guy on the other hand has nothing. I could throw a stone at any school and would probably hit in the head some guy exactly like him

Maybe he's a close friend of Chloe or something

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6257

File: 1355899111278_shorthair.jpg (80.01 KB, 480x640)


bieber looks like moot.

your argument is invalid.

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6258

File: 1355899420414_293762_401791656558475_1591480980_n.jpg (41.97 KB, 640x480)




not necessarily. Doesn't have to look shaggy, just not like he popped out of a Ken doll package.

 Anonymous (02b2) 6259

File: 1355899516594.jpg (81.1 KB, 700x485)

not even close
there's a reason why millions of girls (and even women) are obsessed with him (and it's not just his music)

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6260

File: 1355899542447.jpg (190.82 KB, 861x1222)


oh okay. just clearing things up.

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6261

File: 1355899623650_darkshadows784.jpg (181.29 KB, 1273x707)


tbf, he looks like a British/Slightly handicapped version of JB.

But JB looks like a lesbian so that could be a good thing.

 Anonymous (f61b) 6262

File: 1355899640237.jpg (24.71 KB, 522x470)

>He's not even remotely good looking enough for her

You must think she has incredibly high standards or something. He's not that bad looking but not the greatest either, but why does it matter? Does he have to be perfect? If anything it shows that Chloë doesn't base her judgments all towards looks.

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6263

File: 1355899748070_logo.png (99.8 KB, 251x251)

 Anonymous (f61b) 6264

File: 1355899816635.jpg (150.15 KB, 1270x1003)

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6265

File: 1355899853304_CHLOE.jpg (262.12 KB, 500x538)

 Anonymous (02b2) 6266

File: 1355899951290_e74d6658a5c911e1989612313815112c_7.jpg (72.96 KB, 612x612)

>You must think she has incredibly high standards or something.
Yes, I think that. She's a very very good looking girl and I would expect her to find someone on the same level. Sure, some might want her to date mclovin or david lynch just so that they can say "that could be me", but she deserves the best and whatever those guys have going for them personality wise (assuming there is something special) she could find a nicer looking package

>pic related - what chloe likes (and deserves) what she might want we won't know until the time comes

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6267

File: 1355900018289_beepboop.jpg (30.54 KB, 333x500)


i've got to agree.

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 6268

File: 1355900044691_58336_Chloe_Moretz_Hugo_Premiere_London_J0001_049_122_543lo.jpg (1.21 MB, 2848x4271)

 Anonymous (f61b) 6269

File: 1355900251116_david-lynch.jpg (11.55 KB, 327x342)

I never said anything about Mclovin or david lynch (lolwut)
And I wasn't implying that "that could be me."

I was just saying that it's not all about the looks. And Chloë has tweeted in the past similar stuff, but you think differently and I can't change that.

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6270

File: 1355900319002_laughonleno.jpg (105.04 KB, 291x530)


>mclovin or david lynch


I think that's true for some people, and I might be a little guilty of that too. But for me, it also depends on what one considers attractive.

That model looks like a fruit.

I'm happy to accept that Chloe will date some really attractive men, but just not some men who are considered attractive.

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6271

File: 1355900454863_phag.jpg (171.48 KB, 400x534)

mclovin is a beta phaggot

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6272

File: 1355900525262_zoom.jpg (70.02 KB, 960x720)

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6273

File: 1355900591638_dontthinkso.jpg (176.6 KB, 650x605)



Attractive does not = alpha (and vice-versa)

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6274

File: 1355900652145_dance.jpg (243.59 KB, 382x651)

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6275

File: 1355900674819_derpyderp.jpg (12.15 KB, 244x198)


also, he smokes weed so he is clearly a badass edgy motherfucker.

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6276

File: 1355900752520_alpha-pedo.png (604.78 KB, 754x1356)


THATS the comment i was waiting for lol.

and no hes beta in movies and real life.

<<<<thats alpha.

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6277

File: 1355900820311_jbrziZF6PDAxAK.jpg (98.74 KB, 900x600)


and he lifts brah. dem arms.

 Anonymous (02b2) 6278

File: 1355900885595.jpg (43.61 KB, 254x365)

>That model looks like a fruit.
If by fruit to mean so good looking he'd have to be gay then and only then I would agree. Trevor could fit in the same description I guess.

>I was just saying that it's not all about the looks. And Chloë has tweeted in the past similar stuff, but you think differently and I can't change that.
I understand it's not all about the looks but I also understand that anything she can find is a more plain looking guy personality wise she could probably find in a good looking guy.

And I want her to have the best, including when it comes to boyfriends and their looks.

It's obvious looks are important for her, just look at her crushes: daniel craig, gerard butler, ryan gosling etc
One of the few average (or less depending how you look at it) guys she commented on, McLovin, she basically told "I wish you would have Aaron's body"

So it's clear that she likes good looking guys (shocking) and I want one that's in the same league as her, not some guy who is a dime a dozen.

Sure, we have no saying in this and it's none of our god damn business. She could date Steve Buscemi as long as it makes her happy, but as far as I'm concerned, what I would like for her, is one of those guy that women drool over. The best of the best. Just like she is.

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6279

File: 1355901017006_m-188-df-01260.jpg (79.3 KB, 825x550)


>Steve Buscemi

lol'd a little too hard

 Anonymous (fdc8) 6280

File: 1355901106309.jpg (69.12 KB, 500x485)


I wasn't saying she doesn't care about looks fullstop..

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 6281

File: 1355901223122_steve-buscemi.jpg (41.75 KB, 512x384)

>This pleases Steve.

 Anonymous (02b2) 6282

File: 1355901273060_Gollum_Gollum_by_I_evermind.jpg (90.17 KB, 684x639)

>This pleases Gollum

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 6283

File: 1355901318144_PRECIOUS-GOLLUM-FACEBOOK.jpg (55.11 KB, 640x480)

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6284

File: 1355901368741_gethim.jpg (49.38 KB, 640x461)


 Anonymous (02b2) 6285

File: 1355901397291_150.jpg (195.12 KB, 652x421)

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6286

File: 1355901469814.png (174.37 KB, 515x552)

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 6287

File: 1355901616357_chloe-moretz-gabourey-sidibe-ladies-night-out-02.jpg (344.95 KB, 979x1222)

All posts lead to Chloë.
>You're supposed to post this pic!

 Anonymous (02b2) 6288

File: 1355901690490.jpg (34.98 KB, 272x238)

meanwhile, at Charlie's chocolate factory

 Anonymous (02b2) 6289

File: 1355901974410_138074395572.jpg (42.1 KB, 483x530)

I get it. It wasn't addressed specifically at you, it was more of a general rant

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 6290

File: 1355902143666_dat-shimmy.gif (2.94 MB, 368x500)

 Anonymous (02b2) 6291

File: 1355902201737_so-much-want.jpg (56.09 KB, 337x390)

Every time I see that I want to hug her

 Anonymous (fdc8) 6292

File: 1355902302251.png (109.98 KB, 187x202)

 Anonymous (02b2) 6293

File: 1355902534037_stabby.gif (7.62 MB, 426x240)

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6294

File: 1355902826957_imokaywiththis.jpg (52.45 KB, 440x547)


good GOOD. Stab that motherfucker chloe. watch him bleed. let the evil flow through you.

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 6295

File: 1355902831043.jpg (195.75 KB, 1000x665)

 Anonymous (02b2) 6296

File: 1355902909509_132706371309378.jpg (103.3 KB, 680x510)

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 6297

File: 1355903057661.jpg (213.92 KB, 480x700)

 Anonymous (02b2) 6298

File: 1355903374313_spiderman-vs-wolverine.jpg (160.24 KB, 960x800)

a fight to the death over chloe
Now this is a guy I could see Chloe with

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 6299

File: 1355903490322.jpg (38.88 KB, 685x627)

Good luck to the winner.

 Anonymous (02b2) 6300

File: 1355903812265_132843962363.jpg (231.33 KB, 1313x1065)

can't wait for that hit-girl poster for kick-ass 2

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 6301

File: 1355904268989_kick-ass-movie-poster-2010-1020540988.jpg (351.2 KB, 520x758)

Yes. I can't wait.

 Pixel!!P6VCghJWrM 6302

File: 1355904464308_chlobro_sleep.jpg (29.66 KB, 350x284)

Catch you guys later.

 Anonymous (02b2) 6303

File: 1355904504841.jpg (116.13 KB, 700x450)

 Anonymous (a10c) 6304

File: 1355904971505_CGLov.jpg (102.34 KB, 500x681)

Beautiful. I like it better than the brighter blonde look she had prior. Looks more natural this way. Of course, she's beautiful all ways.

 Anonymous (054a) 6305


I look forward to the rustled jimmies lol

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6306

File: 1355905736409_HAdq5.jpg (656.42 KB, 1894x2546)


I love this look, man.

Very natural, and beautiful.

Everything. Her face, hair.

Couldn't ask for more.

 Anonymous (a10c) 6307

File: 1355905992820_ChloeampBro.png (507.59 KB, 500x800)

>So who the fuck is this guy? Another douche to add to her list?

She's 15. She's not dating any of these guys, although she may have an infatuation that lasts a moment. Cameras follow her everywhere, yet no one has ever had a picture of her on a date. When she goes out, and it's reported she's with a guy, it's either a friend, and almost always one of her brothers.

 Anonymous (a10c) 6308

File: 1355906367132_13458a.jpg (85.41 KB, 612x612)

Beyond checking out her great new hair color, this picture gives a great look at those fingers. Look at the length of those puppies.

 Anonymous (f88b) 6309

Well, if you believe in reincarnation, you still have a shot, mate.

Just go kill yourself and hope that you win the lottery in heaven to be reincarnated as Chloë's child. The line might be long due to all our other lost brothers.

I wish you luck!

 Anonymous (fdc8) 6310

File: 1355909567438.jpg (71.28 KB, 350x268)


 Anonymous (00ca) 6311

File: 1355909581973.jpg (106.55 KB, 334x558)

Absolute perfection.


File: 1355914501709_bl246eeee.jpg (52.13 KB, 617x314)

Hi everyone!
Nice hair, I like it. big hands:)
Or not to wear bras again
That's fo' sure
>Sure, some might want her to date david lynch
Some, like Pedobear?

And yes, I've just replied to the whole damn thread. great pointless argument there about humor by the way

 Anonymous (fb2b) 6313

File: 1355916461446_IMG_0228.jpg (2.98 MB, 2448x3264)

In the paper today


File: 1355917486013_sort_of_want.jpg (73.24 KB, 646x588)

My eyesight is bad, but it looks like they forgot the diearesis/umlaut

 Anonymous (fdc8) 6315

File: 1355917683423.jpg (140.92 KB, 604x604)


Can you not zoom?


File: 1355918276624_My_Bad.jpg (108.91 KB, 529x542)

Oh. Right. Now it's sure they forgot it

 Anonymous (fdc8) 6317

File: 1355922801145_2011-November-8th-Versace-for-HampM-Fashion-Event-New-York-08.jpg (1.11 MB, 2400x3600)

Don't tell me you've never zoomed in on a Chloë picture before.


File: 1355923518521_cupcakes2.jpg (598.02 KB, 2160x2890)

I did, I did. Pic related


File: 1355923706173_Feet_Perfection.jpg (1.15 MB, 1984x3000)



File: 1355923795137_sm225jl1.jpg (52.1 KB, 355x360)

Yepp, gotta zoom on to these too


File: 1355924058141.jpg (546.18 KB, 940x627)

I wish I was a tiny man so I could smell her feet when she's sleeping. I would live under her bed eating insects. I'd probably get killed by Jax or Fuller, but who cares? I would welcome death with a big smile on my face if could have the chance to play with Chloë's feet at least once.

 Anonymous (fdc8) 6322

File: 1355924157971_armpit2.jpg (23.8 KB, 382x339)



 Anonymous (fdc8) 6323

File: 1355924276517_01f79e309eb111e1a39b1231381b7ba1_7.jpg (96.28 KB, 612x612)

>who cares?

Fuller is unamused.


Why? Because he would kill me?


File: 1355924371687.jpg (283.2 KB, 858x858)

Well, we are interested in different parts of her

 Anonymous (fdc8) 6326

File: 1355924480816_323155_147236202091674_1857371450_o.jpg (621.63 KB, 1536x2048)

I'm interested in all her.. parts


File: 1355924684519.jpg (108.67 KB, 360x344)

Anything before Diary of a Wimpy Kid and (500) Days of Summer should never be watched, except for Poker House.

Face it.

 Anonymous (fdc8) 6328

File: 1355924783432.jpg (100.16 KB, 342x389)

If it's got Chloë in it it's necessary for every chlobro to watch. it.


File: 1355924821285_my_god.gif (2.97 MB, 330x296)

Is this your collection? You have a 3-D tv?


I don't think so. I wouldn't recommend Jack and the Beanstalk not even to my greatest enemy.

 Anonymous (fdc8) 6331

File: 1355925153763_movie_stills_6.jpg (307.26 KB, 1200x800)

It's Pixel's collection.

The only person you should recommend it to is another Chloë fan.


File: 1355926944620_Derp.jpg (73.8 KB, 534x595)

How about postin' some Chloë? Anyone in?

 Anonymous (fdc8) 6333

File: 1355926975410.jpg (43.45 KB, 500x481)


File: 1355927203445.jpg (106.36 KB, 318x1074)


>postin' some Chloë

Have you lost your mind? This is no place for Chloë.


File: 1355927806427_dismissed.jpg (406.89 KB, 850x535)

It is from now
I knew I could use this pic once


File: 1355927977516_haaaaahaha.jpg (175.3 KB, 1280x720)

I love you, man.


File: 1355928069901_okay3.jpg (65.99 KB, 319x512)


File: 1355928145069_thumbs_up.png (207.39 KB, 480x640)


File: 1355928578612_chloe_time2.png (662.86 KB, 620x608)


File: 1355929042904_giant_Chloe.jpg (44.01 KB, 306x460)

 Drew!!5delXN.1Cw 6342

File: 1355929114923.gif (1.87 MB, 252x313)


File: 1355929429923_YES.gif (2.43 MB, 750x421)

Roger that

 Anonymous (b5ea) 6344

File: 1355929457068_265.gif (1.55 MB, 379x308)


File: 1355929630191_really.jpg (33.99 KB, 306x350)

 Anonymous (fdc8) 6346

File: 1355929841879.jpg (98.34 KB, 612x612)

Chloë liked this photo. Possibility that her and Keaton aren't together anymore?



What the fuck? Is that photoshop?


File: 1355929963249_creepy_smile2.jpg (16.46 KB, 288x291)

Like they were
I think it's not, those are smaller children and she wears heels. I like that pic very much


File: 1355930052091_i_cant_see.jpg (123.87 KB, 511x500)

Amm, maybe it is photoshop after all. I don't know, I'm starting to get blind


File: 1355930630172_Chloe-watch.png (383.45 KB, 612x612)


File: 1355931208710_Asa_and_Chlo235.jpg (34.87 KB, 500x363)

 Anonymous (a604) 6352

File: 1355933812820_Chloe_reflection.jpg (190.91 KB, 1023x671)


File: 1355933954719_Nice.jpg (64.12 KB, 360x358)

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6354

File: 1355936482050_nightmare.jpg (236.35 KB, 823x1447)

 Anonymous (a604) 6355

File: 1355936697982_okay_4.jpg (87.62 KB, 720x480)

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6356

File: 1355936779083_rawr.jpg (66.85 KB, 511x403)

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6357

File: 1355937033650_deathgrip.jpg (699.73 KB, 1632x1216)

i want to experience the death grip

 Anonymous (a604) 6358

File: 1355937204426_talking_to_you_is_like_talking_to_a_copy_of_myself.jpg (143.86 KB, 720x480)

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6359

File: 1355937348259_carrie.jpg (50.23 KB, 364x480)

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6360

File: 1355937644877_sheriff-chloe.jpg (101.56 KB, 720x509)

oh god WHY is dante back on /fb/

 ThatGuy!!RbMiik.X5M 6361

File: 1355937896961_flaunt_chloemoretz_06.jpg (424.99 KB, 1750x1114)

 Anonymous (a604) 6362

File: 1355941049682_merry_christmas_to_all_my_fans_love_chloe_x_x_x_x.jpg (418.04 KB, 1600x1200)

 Anonymous (02b2) 6363

File: 1355941741519.jpg (12.45 KB, 250x323)

Why did teri make that account if she left it to die?

 Anonymous (a604) 6364

File: 1355941990460_she_only_uses_it_to_spy_on_chloe.jpg (99.72 KB, 720x480)

 Anonymous (02b2) 6365

File: 1355942054505_132706371014.jpg (30.08 KB, 160x192)

And how exactly would she do that?

 Anonymous (02b2) 6366

File: 1355942391639_004.jpg (305.94 KB, 819x1024)


File: 1355942470217_cute_face.jpg (64.39 KB, 432x376)

 Anonymous (02b2) 6368

File: 1355942497244_tumblr_mf94mn0our1rjx31yo1_500.jpg (101.74 KB, 500x623)


File: 1355942610649_daffaq.jpg (25.08 KB, 443x360)

Dafuq is that

 Anonymous (02b2) 6370

File: 1355942692365.jpg (17.78 KB, 210x230)

When shooping goes bad
a case study

 Anonymous (02b2) 6371

File: 1355942825607_082_2.jpg (19.89 KB, 353x332)


File: 1355942999781_daffaq2.jpg (79.71 KB, 443x360)

I taught those googles are for welding or space exploring

 Anonymous (02b2) 6373

File: 1355943039505_13397108988214.jpg (19.79 KB, 358x353)

 Anonymous (a604) 6374

File: 1355943492499_wtf_is_wrong_with_my_twitter_chloes_tweet_update_8_min_late.jpg (109.3 KB, 720x480)

 Anonymous (02b2) 6375

File: 1355943541651_13159438364.jpg (16.35 KB, 287x378)

it's been this way for quite some time

 Anonymous (a604) 6376

File: 1355943816728_i_dont_like_it.jpg (96.34 KB, 614x437)

 Anonymous (02b2) 6377

File: 1355943873445.png (161 KB, 241x271)

Me either.


File: 1355944428697_hih2372372372.png (65.4 KB, 175x158)

They have a nightmare-filter and your computer works its ass off to get through it - that's what's takin 8 minutes

 Anonymous (a604) 6379

File: 1355944757849_i_am_not_a_nightmare.jpg (146.09 KB, 720x480)

 Anonymous (02b2) 6380

File: 1355944773600.jpg (755.01 KB, 2205x3307)

GOAT set


File: 1355944920720_problem.jpg (105.67 KB, 500x280)

Well, I'm sorry then, but that anti-nightmare-program can't think or read. It just detects large amounts of Chloë-pictures on your hard-drive and judges you…

 Anonymous (02b2) 6382

File: 1355944972215_A-gBCxkCUAEDtlQ.jpg_large.jpg (36.15 KB, 425x640)


 Anonymous (a604) 6383

File: 1355945188398_the_original_goat_set.jpg (246.1 KB, 800x675)

 Anonymous (02b2) 6384

File: 1355945266462_13270637143413.jpg (67.9 KB, 604x367)

needs more chloe

 Anonymous (02b2) 6385

File: 1355945316322_021.jpg (51.18 KB, 446x504)

You can't handle the cuteness

 Anonymous (02b2) 6386

File: 1355945370016_044.jpg (92.7 KB, 300x376)

you really can't

 Anonymous (a604) 6387

File: 1355945503085_the_original_goat_set_2.jpg (260.05 KB, 800x675)

 Anonymous (02b2) 6388

File: 1355945599681.jpg (25.74 KB, 320x180)

I would say it's still not enough but I can only imagine what that will result in. So this will do I guess

 Anonymous (a604) 6389

>epic trolling and laugh at 1:43

 Anonymous (02b2) 6390

File: 1355945708339_235226zq7noehhzzi978n9.jpg (729.22 KB, 2592x1944)

 Anonymous (02b2) 6391

File: 1355945783242_132706371474.gif (5.03 MB, 345x425)

I know. If that interview would be any sweeter it would give me diabetus

 Cheddar!IChedzmaqM 6392

File: 1355945910396.jpg (41.2 KB, 500x583)


 Anonymous (02b2) 6393

File: 1355946046480_4431995705_e953a4a5be_b.jpg (327.62 KB, 1024x685)

nightmares don't amuse chloe

 Anonymous (02b2) 6394

File: 1355946342616_naked-chloe-2.jpg (33.94 KB, 405x580)

 Anonymous (02b2) 6395

File: 1355946639646_7130694807_b8b95ab48b_o.jpg (3.27 MB, 1840x3264)

Earl, you fucking asshole


File: 1355946725865_omg6.jpg (37.14 KB, 350x285)

I belive ThatGuy is called Earl
She's naked and frightened. Source?

 Anonymous (02b2) 6397

File: 1355946788303_13157783404281.jpg (74.28 KB, 643x671)

>ThatGuy is called Earl
Stay tuned for more shocking developments

 Anonymous (02b2) 6398

File: 1355946832963.jpg (3.61 KB, 190x164)

Max's old facebook account

 Anonymous (497f) 6399

File: 1355946873138_Chlobro-After-Glow.jpg (88.28 KB, 640x475)

Thanks babe.

 Anonymous (02b2) 6400

File: 1355946901789_chloe_moretz.jpg (334.41 KB, 1200x1600)

 Anonymous (02b2) 6401

File: 1355947006431.jpg (29.18 KB, 300x372)

inb4 someone faps to dem feet

sorry bro but the shadow is too fake

 Anonymous (497f) 6402

File: 1355947084846.gif (176.16 KB, 482x431)

sorry bro, but i'm too fucking tired and lazy to fuck with that shadow so it's the best you're getting atm

 Anonymous (02b2) 6403

File: 1355947084839_6950715021_a6453af5d2_b.jpg (163.55 KB, 1024x427)

Spoon, you jelly?

Oh wait, RIP


File: 1355947090896_oh_boy_icon.png (23.52 KB, 100x120)

That sign above her is for guys who find her attractive?

 Anonymous (02b2) 6405

File: 1355947138595.jpg (40.3 KB, 248x264)

Well, it works for art class

 Anonymous (497f) 6406

File: 1355947287691_White_Paint_Splatter_by_GrungeTextures.jpg (3.69 MB, 3264x2448)


 Anonymous (a604) 6407

File: 1355947585844_who_the_fuck_let_all_these_nightmares_in.jpg (148.19 KB, 720x480)

 Anonymous (497f) 6408

File: 1355947633876_Chlobro-After-Glow2.jpg (60.67 KB, 331x475)

I should have probably posted this version as to not excite the footfags so much

 Anonymous (02b2) 6409

File: 1355947696552.jpg (39.37 KB, 400x516)


File: 1355947865826_uuuuh.jpg (119.44 KB, 922x1080)

>7 movies to watch

Oooh now I'm excited!

Have you been watching any good movies lately, bros?

 Anonymous (497f) 6411

File: 1355948009341.png (87.6 KB, 377x378)

damn frame.png i used had a lame shadow around it already.. too lazy to remove it, i need to find a better png


File: 1355948022103_Puking_Turtle.jpg (127.25 KB, 760x527)

>old men's feet

 Anonymous (02b2) 6413

File: 1355948054074_you-will-never-give-chloe-a-flower.jpg (132.19 KB, 908x427)

 Anonymous (054a) 6414


Oh my god her voice! So cute!!!

See, this video…It's too much…I can't look at her like some of you guys do. Call it moralfagging all you want.

"I have a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge HUGE dog!"

 Anonymous (02b2) 6415

File: 1355948126857_133375450432.jpg (8.06 KB, 180x234)

moonrise kingdom

 Anonymous (497f) 6416

File: 1355948134241_17a.png (290.09 KB, 500x497)

You will never deflower Chloe.


File: 1355948148634_hahaha9.jpg (10.94 KB, 222x120)

How bout givin her two flowers?


File: 1355948162658_mas.jpg (59.97 KB, 784x658)

She will never give her flower to me.

 Anonymous (a604) 6419

File: 1355948165504_hmm_chloe_deleted_her_tweet_and_instagram_pic.jpg (101.02 KB, 720x480)

>Probably due to butthurt people
>calling her label other word for lady working in erotic business

 Anonymous (02b2) 6420

File: 1355948176019.jpg (80.51 KB, 565x604)


What pic?

 Anonymous (054a) 6422

Oh god I just read her newest tweet in that kiddie voice. I can't take the cuteness, it's on overload.

 Anonymous (02b2) 6423

File: 1355948229650.jpg (42.94 KB, 500x481)

 Anonymous (a604) 6424

File: 1355948234595_new_chloe_tweet_i_feel_so_giddy.jpg (74.64 KB, 499x376)

 Anonymous (02b2) 6425

File: 1355948269700.gif (456.67 KB, 283x286)

an incurable romantic

 Anonymous (02b2) 6426

File: 1355948293359.jpg (66.61 KB, 600x336)


 Anonymous (02b2) 6427

File: 1355948359446_6948597359_f280f0aff8_o.jpg (167.66 KB, 1277x850)

remember how much butthurt this caused to a chlobro back o on /b/

 Anonymous (a604) 6428

File: 1355948374415_look_at_timestamp_it_is_a_new_tweet_and_pic.jpg (108.51 KB, 720x480)

 Anonymous (02b2) 6429

File: 1355948444086_bla.png (61.06 KB, 151x177)


It is in my "must watch" list.

 Anonymous (497f) 6431

File: 1355948526156_lepaludidellamorte_013.jpg (175.38 KB, 1000x665)

more like buttherp

 Anonymous (a604) 6432

File: 1355948604517_what_it_is_still_new_and_i_comment_on_tweet_and_anon_on_instagram.jpg (96.9 KB, 720x480)


File: 1355948831181_My_Nigga4.jpg (105.98 KB, 472x592)

This flower-deflower thing just sprang into my mind when I posted my unfunny comment… We have the same nightmarish mentality

 Anonymous (02b2) 6434

File: 1355948833670_over-exposure-to-chloe-may-be-hazardous-to-your-health.jpg (322.36 KB, 916x570)

 Anonymous (a604) 6435

File: 1355948926023_die_nightmare.jpg (102.73 KB, 720x480)

 Anonymous (a604) 6436

File: 1355949016635_still_waiting_for_my_apology.jpg (58.69 KB, 612x401)

 Anonymous (02b2) 6437

File: 1355949129055_13397108988222.jpg (12.01 KB, 300x370)

she deleted and posted a new one which I linked before you
hence the slow comment
you get no apology


File: 1355949193355_nigga_pls16.jpg (79.75 KB, 368x360)

I refuse to. At friday it's the end of the world, so why hurry?

 Anonymous (a604) 6439

File: 1355949236236_how_about_I_punch_you_in_the_head.jpg (71.68 KB, 673x367)

>you posted instagram picture
>I posted the tweet

 Anonymous (02b2) 6440

File: 1355949337619.jpg (68.94 KB, 587x663)

the (new) instagram directly linked to the (new) tweet
I could have posted the tweet just as easily (even easier in fact)
don't be mad at me cause you're slower

 Anonymous (02b2) 6441

File: 1355949370337.jpg (71.54 KB, 673x367)

 Anonymous (a604) 6442

File: 1355949390405_are_you_retarded_2.jpg (95.34 KB, 500x379)

>believing doomsday prophecies

 Anonymous (a604) 6443

File: 1355949550876_retweets_doesnt_count.jpg (91.32 KB, 720x492)

 Anonymous (054a) 6444


>tfw when I'll never attend Chloe's sweet 16 :(

 Anonymous (a604) 6445

File: 1355949750811_i_accept_your_apology.jpg (45.72 KB, 438x336)

 Anonymous (02b2) 6446

File: 1355949772531_slowbrella.jpg (80.72 KB, 582x558)

 Anonymous (02b2) 6447

File: 1355949845230.jpg (99.77 KB, 400x516)

 Anonymous (497f) 6448

File: 1355949855124.gif (4.1 MB, 519x304)

tfw never taste her sweet 16


not really

 Anonymous (a604) 6449

File: 1355949879857_guess_who_is_my_besteste_fan.jpg (66.94 KB, 574x413)

>I like it

 Anonymous (a604) 6450

File: 1355949968625_creep.jpg (108.36 KB, 720x480)

 Anonymous (497f) 6451

File: 1355950042871.jpg (130.17 KB, 612x460)

more like worsteste nightmare


File: 1355950415703_grrrrrr.jpg (97.34 KB, 400x378)

You will see it on friday yourself bitch

 Anonymous (02b2) 6453

File: 1355950465333.png (170.32 KB, 551x331)

>guy makes thread saying how cute she was in that shaggy dog videos
>people start going "that's creepy"

WTF is wrong with people? Can't you find someone cute, without any sexual implications? If I say "that's a cue dog" doesn't mean I want to fuck it. Same thing if I make that comment about a baby or a young girl.

 Anonymous (02b2) 6454

File: 1355950508233_13333122523526.jpg (142.35 KB, 610x467)

dat end of the world chlomo thread

 Anonymous (a604) 6455

File: 1355950532469_you_are_going_to_jail_bro.jpg (67.66 KB, 800x384)


File: 1355950566898_evil3.jpg (57.55 KB, 500x332)

If you make a comment AT ALL, that means you want to have sex with that/he/she/etc.
Welcome to the Internet!
just kidding

 Anonymous (02b2) 6457

File: 1355950589654.jpg (25.26 KB, 218x277)

For what? I just came across the thread but if I were there there would be some facepalming and name calling


File: 1355950626462_do_it.jpg (40.67 KB, 303x224)

Someone should make one soon, only 2 days left to post

 Anonymous (a604) 6459

File: 1355950693704_i_dont_care_2.jpg (77.47 KB, 479x492)

>You're still going to jail

 Anonymous (02b2) 6460

File: 1355950750284_motherfuck-the-police.jpg (374.92 KB, 822x628)

 Anonymous (a604) 6461

File: 1355950904998_i_see_beer_in_the_background_chloe_is_drinking_again.jpg (133.85 KB, 720x480)

 Anonymous (497f) 6462

File: 1355950928440.jpg (75.27 KB, 530x680)

>browsing ign boards
>over the age of 12

 Anonymous (054a) 6463


I think THEY are the ones who want to fuck Chloe (as she is nowadays…I hope) but are too ashamed of their own attraction and have to penalize others

 Anonymous (02b2) 6464

File: 1355951106037.jpg (134.12 KB, 515x485)

I was just googling chloe

 Anonymous (2ebb) 6465

File: 1355951142036_Chloe_Moretz_Z100_Jingle_Ball_03.jpg (935.55 KB, 2100x3150)

So I've seen it mentioned in two seperate instances about chloe's combined germanic and irish genealogy.
I accept the german link implicitly but can anyone shed light on / confirm the irish link?
Or is it just bullshit?

 Anonymous (2ebb) 6466

File: 1355951229972_chloman.jpg (14.26 KB, 253x273)

This is chloe and not teri, right?

 Anonymous (a604) 6467

File: 1355951270781_anon_please.jpg (187.91 KB, 680x701)

 Anonymous (054a) 6468

Wh…Why is it important to you? LOL

 Anonymous (a604) 6469

File: 1355951568622_it_is_clearly_chloes_mother_teri.jpg (110.21 KB, 720x480)

>not knowing Chloë's face

 Anonymous (2ebb) 6470

File: 1355951702197_Chloe20Moretz20-4.jpg (463.73 KB, 2400x3600)


Just curious, first time I heard it I just ignored it. Having heard it again I'm more inclined to believe there might be some proof to the statement which people here might be able to shed light on. Also it's chloe, I'd like to know about her heritage to a certain degree being a fan of hers and all.

 Anonymous (2ebb) 6471

File: 1355951766146_ryan-reynolds-02.jpg (70.71 KB, 660x495)

Looks awfully like chloe to me but I'll take your word on it.


File: 1355952045746_really2.png (68.84 KB, 207x208)

Only one of us is over that age here
That's highly probable
Don't tell anyone, but I tought the same

 Anonymous (02b2) 6473

File: 1355952371556.jpg (94.9 KB, 633x527)

a million times this
I'm still baffled at the people who spend so much time here and still don't know her face

 Anonymous (02b2) 6474

File: 1355952435523.jpg (71.41 KB, 512x344)

Not wanting to know everything about Chloe

 Anonymous (02b2) 6475

File: 1355952518849_brandon.jpg (7.85 KB, 206x251)

Guys, listen … guys. This is Ethan, right?

 Anonymous (2ebb) 6476

File: 1355952532175.jpg (83.13 KB, 344x451)

The carrot was what flummoxed me.

 Anonymous (2ebb) 6477

File: 1355952647429_chloman.jpg (14.26 KB, 253x273)

Maybe the people who said she'd grow up to look like teri are on to something. Never seen any semblance or a resemblance before this.


McCoy's family is Irish. Trevor mentioned it a few times and we can all assume that by his name.

 Anonymous (02b2) 6479

File: 1355952709693_13338463452.jpg (10.1 KB, 234x258)

I looked at that dozens of times and I only see Teri

 Anonymous (a604) 6480

File: 1355952730677_ha_ha_ha_2.jpg (197.72 KB, 840x953)

 Anonymous (2ebb) 6481

Thanks for the clarification amigo.
I still see chloe despite it clearly being terri from peoples reactions.


File: 1355952849244_badass_chloe.jpg (138.22 KB, 606x890)

By the way, can you guys please post that picture of her grandfather? Teri's father I suppose.

 Anonymous (a604) 6483

File: 1355953311480_missy_reindeer.jpg (10.72 KB, 207x211)


File: 1355953413765_love.png (549.75 KB, 410x574)



File: 1355953890347_woops1.jpg (20.13 KB, 145x151)

If we begin crusades just because of the missing diaeresis/umlaut, then why isn't anyone bothered about that some guys here write down Teri's name with 2 rs?

 Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 6486

File: 1355954119098.png (118.57 KB, 246x361)

But muh perfect aryan heritage.

 Anonymous (a604) 6487

File: 1355954182366_i_am_only_the_protector_of_chloe.jpg (115.28 KB, 994x517)


File: 1355954274062.gif (2.12 MB, 524x450)

Because the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.

 Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 6489

File: 1355954281807.png (522.53 KB, 653x945)

Because Chloë.
Chloë > t3rry


 Anonymous (02b2) 6490

File: 1355955376994.jpg (75.06 KB, 688x464)

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6491

File: 1355955777431_echo.png (22.09 KB, 520x171)


File: 1355955814561_sm225jl1.jpg (52.1 KB, 355x360)

Soooo, we respect her, but we don't respect her mother. Very nice of us. Okay, I get it, "we" don't give a shit about if it's Teri or Terri or t3rry, but this is just simply strange to me, you know…

 Anonymous (02b2) 6493

File: 1355955907399_138074395521.jpg (35.18 KB, 575x541)

ofc we love and respect Teri but not to the same extent

 Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 6494

File: 1355955926991.png (101.06 KB, 217x291)

>Hmm what chloe moretz movie to watch today
>Too much alcohol in my body
Jimmy "Echo" Paradox confirmed.
Oh, wait…

 Anonymous (02b2) 6495

File: 1355955938715.jpg (98 KB, 598x550)


File: 1355955973532_Now_That.png (32.12 KB, 158x148)

So he is our Echo?

 Mr. Bean!!qVCz7BCtH. 6497

File: 1355955999614.png (156.94 KB, 464x336)

 Anonymous (02b2) 6498

File: 1355956038449.jpg (104.1 KB, 306x502)


File: 1355956066098_Okay2.png (78.19 KB, 360x374)

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6500

File: 1355956095481_wenow.jpg (38.96 KB, 600x600)


Well personally, I'm not a believer in voodoo rituals, magic, or superstitions. I'm lazy to grab an umlaut every time I type "Chloe". I don't think she will be much affected by my lack of diaeresis. But just in case she is, here's something to make up for it

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6501

File: 1355956303821_laugh32432.gif (1.99 MB, 344x307)


maybe Art School is code for Chlomo chan.

 Anonymous (02b2) 6502

File: 1355956337910_f_94672.jpg (114.68 KB, 1200x800)

 Anonymous (02b2) 6503

File: 1355956507398_059.jpg (9.58 KB, 180x287)

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6504

File: 1355956747753_hickbubs34.gif (483.1 KB, 500x211)

has anyone from North America bought Hick from a physical store?

 Anonymous (02b2) 6505

File: 1355957077374.jpg (68.32 KB, 500x608)

>has anyone from North America bought Hick?

 Solar!!JaE3DH33zQ 6506

File: 1355957160377_034.jpg (125.42 KB, 552x488)

Not from North America but I own a copy of the U.S DVD and a copy of the Australian Blu-Ray.

Still haven't bought DS though…

 Anonymous (497f) 6507

File: 1355957256815.jpg (75.27 KB, 530x680)

>buying things you can torrent

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6508

File: 1355957332541_laugh3948.gif (806.25 KB, 245x140)


lol i hope you're joking

Has anyone from the chan who lives in NA bought Hick from a physical store


File: 1355957415471_demon_eyes.jpg (555.82 KB, 1680x1050)

Or from a psychic one

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6510

File: 1355957533836.jpg (1.71 MB, 2000x1949)


Oh sick. Yea, I checked out HMV but they didn't have it. But there's tons of other stores I can check. I just wanted to see if I could get from a mainstream retailer, or if I had to check out smaller stores.

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6511

File: 1355957612642_dealwithit3.jpg (83.63 KB, 720x540)


I like to have physical copies of my favourite media.

 PompLeMoose!1HFSrtFsSI 6512

File: 1355957728025_crystalball.png (3.35 MB, 2304x1134)


Hold on. Miss Chloe is asking the crystal ball now.

 Anonymous (497f) 6513

File: 1355958156264.gif (629.94 KB, 245x300)

>still wasting time and gas driving to places to buy things other than groceries and other consumables
>still wasting time trying to figure out which physical retailer sells what you want


 Anonymous (054a) 6514

we don't respect the woman who could've easily deleted our beloved chloe or even worse sent her off to get abused and molested by some freak in an orphanage as much as the girl herself?

does not compute.

 Anonymous (2ebb) 6515

File: 1355958394931.jpg (84.73 KB, 338x350)



File: 1355959142897_my_nigga3.jpg (142.17 KB, 800x1068)


File: 1355961623251_Time_To_Sleep.jpg (96.15 KB, 600x417)

Goodnight all!

 Anonymous (2ebb) 6518

File: 1355961751596_chloe-moretz-letterman-05032012-12-435x580.jpg (211.94 KB, 435x580)


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